Kid Snippets: "Police Patrol" (Imagined by Kids)

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  • Опубліковано 22 гру 2024

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  • @DarciAStewart01
    @DarciAStewart01 8 років тому +154

    "There! You do never.. STOP! You do not steal a child! If you do that gain, we will take you to jail!" Lol!! 😂😂

    • @justlol3103
      @justlol3103 6 років тому +6

      "pew. pew.... pew"👉👉

  • @user-ww2zr1uz5j
    @user-ww2zr1uz5j 5 років тому +50

    😂 nostalgic, I forgot how long ago these videos were made, but I still watch them. I just love the expressions with the funny voices 😜

  • @alisacabral3010
    @alisacabral3010 11 років тому +220

    The worst, but most adorable cops ever.

  • @MrNathancast
    @MrNathancast 9 років тому +363

    "You get two warning tickets cause your wife is going too fast too." I lost it.

  • @landonjones7731
    @landonjones7731 3 роки тому +17

    I have watched this episode so many times over the years. Police Patrol is by far my favorite Kid Snippet.

  • @theunstinkable
    @theunstinkable 9 років тому +187

    I laughed so hard at this omg
    "There you do never steal... STOP"

  • @MatthewHaugenaator
    @MatthewHaugenaator 11 років тому +110

    "You get 2 warning tickets because your wife as going too fast too." (0:43) xD

  • @raresunshine
    @raresunshine 10 років тому +13

    "You get two warnings because your wife was going to fast too!" I love it!

  • @kimdkus
    @kimdkus 10 років тому +73

    I loved it when they moved the guy's lips!!

    • @aidenhanson884
      @aidenhanson884 7 років тому +3

      What're you doin'?
      _I am trying to steal a donut_

    • @Ijunkedtherat
      @Ijunkedtherat 7 років тому +2

      kimdkus ya so funny lol 😂 hahaha

  • @Vavagutt
    @Vavagutt 10 років тому +330

    You get 2 warning tickets cause your wife was going to fast too xD Genius!

  • @deedeeaguilar7658
    @deedeeaguilar7658 11 років тому +239

    We need to shout him "pew pew pew pew........pew"

    • @ooftheoof
      @ooftheoof 5 років тому +1

      You spelt shoot wrong is spelled shoot I am a hater if you

    • @ryersonrowe
      @ryersonrowe 5 років тому

      Well your the one who has 0 subscribers!

    • @hydro73_42
      @hydro73_42 5 років тому

      pewdiepie

    • @Levi_Lime8
      @Levi_Lime8 4 роки тому

      @@ooftheoof did you mean "You spelt shoot wrong, it's spelled shoot i am a hater of you." ?

    • @ooftheoof
      @ooftheoof 4 роки тому

      @@Levi_Lime8 wtf

  • @karachi2868
    @karachi2868 8 років тому +50

    kids: guns people down and doesn't arrest them. let's a kidnapper off with a warning. wraps a robber in police tape and runs off

  • @willwhite007
    @willwhite007 11 років тому +15

    LOL - "get 2 warning tickets cause your wife was going too fast too."
    my wife, 2 kids, and I all love these videos. Keep em' coming please.

  • @janethayes5941
    @janethayes5941 5 років тому +6

    This is the best thing ever! Love Bored Shorts. Sooo much talent in one place.

  • @angeldupuis1387
    @angeldupuis1387 10 років тому +33

    You get 2 warning tickets cause your wife was going to fast too lol

  • @darkbeastfr
    @darkbeastfr 2 роки тому +4

    I forgot about these, i used to watch these as a kid and they were so funny.

  • @cornflux1935
    @cornflux1935 10 років тому +8

    Hey that guy is going too fast, let's pull over, let's pull over him. Lolz, that's hilarious!

  • @maryr7396
    @maryr7396 10 років тому +128

    Yes, kill stealing is wrong

  • @JeanOSullivan
    @JeanOSullivan 11 років тому +3

    These two guys are the masters of this art form, (though not the only ones who have it down) because they play it serious and manly.

  • @landonjurek5759
    @landonjurek5759 10 місяців тому +1

    I forgot about these videos until my younger cousins talking about it, I LOVE these videos!!!!❤😂

  • @allpossibleworlds
    @allpossibleworlds 11 років тому +10

    Looks like the penguin salesman and his client finally caught the bank robber!

  • @somethingaboutthewoods
    @somethingaboutthewoods 9 років тому +4

    This is my favorite out of all the Kid Snippets

    • @maliyahspencer862
      @maliyahspencer862 9 років тому +3

      Mine is the math class

    • @maddierippy7503
      @maddierippy7503 8 років тому +2

      +maliyah spencer ha ha my favorite is the drive through!!!😂😂😂😂😂😅. have you saw the drive through video????

  • @ddmalarkey
    @ddmalarkey 10 років тому +37

    You do not steal-kill other people!

  • @BeccaBee20
    @BeccaBee20 10 років тому +12

    Best one yet.

  • @nataliquinones7388
    @nataliquinones7388 7 років тому

    My teacher showed Bored Shorts, Kids Snippets to my class in 3rd Grade and I've been subscribed and been watching since then. I'm in 6th Grade now, I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

  • @Drkwnd-sv1oe
    @Drkwnd-sv1oe 11 років тому +85

    Police:
    Stop, you do not -
    You do not steal-
    You do not kill other people!
    *"dead" guy gets up*
    *What?!*
    Me:
    It's a ZOMBEE!!

  • @welmoe
    @welmoe 10 років тому +7

    It was so funny that I went back within 5 minutes and watched it again.

  • @Zimah1
    @Zimah1 10 років тому +18

    fine. we can go get some waffles but there might..but there's bad guys in every city! hahaha!

  • @xNickiRosex
    @xNickiRosex Рік тому +1

    “You do NOT kill other people!”
    *guy sits up* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cindychristensen944
    @cindychristensen944 2 роки тому

    I could watch these all day. This is one of my faves.

  • @playmobilevanescenceAmyLee8843
    @playmobilevanescenceAmyLee8843 5 місяців тому +2

    1:04 THAT WASN'T ACTUALLY A GUN!!! 😂😂😂

  • @juliant1876
    @juliant1876 10 років тому +6

    You do not pull-you do not-you do not go too fast or you will get a ticket. And she gets one too. :) hilarious.

    • @at90percent
      @at90percent 10 років тому +3

      You get two warning tickets because your wife was going too fast too!
      I guess she would be, being in the same vehicle, she would be traveling the same too fast speed too. lol

  • @steelerboy0813
    @steelerboy0813 9 років тому +3

    These guys live near me!!!! Saw them at 7 Peaks Water Park a while back here in Utah!!!!!

  • @demarcusstone-qz4nn
    @demarcusstone-qz4nn Рік тому +1

    I watched the coach one and fr I was crying laughing 😂

  • @nashhall368
    @nashhall368 2 роки тому +1

    This is pure nostalgia

  • @xshmoopiex
    @xshmoopiex 11 років тому +3

    Wow, why hadn't I discovered Kid Snippets sooner? This is so hilarious.

  • @jacobandrew6574
    @jacobandrew6574 10 років тому +10

    well this is what kids look like when they play cops and robber

  • @spng157
    @spng157 11 років тому +1

    This really does remind me of that Spongebob episode where Spongebob and Patrick become "cops." Especially the part when he said "Hey, should we go get some ice cream?" Also, that mustache is glorious, haha.

  • @boogalooswashere7889
    @boogalooswashere7889 4 роки тому +2

    I watched this in the first grade
    Remembered these guys all off a sudden
    Now I’m feeling nostalgic. Lol.

  • @Rojosonder
    @Rojosonder 11 років тому +3

    I love how they just run off and leave the guy standing there wrapped up in crime scene tape! Seriously, how do you come up with this stuff!?

  • @tacticalidiot175
    @tacticalidiot175 7 років тому

    "Stop-stop-What-what are you doing?" "I am trying to steal-donuts." LOL XDDDDD

  • @dummyproduction
    @dummyproduction 10 років тому

    this is the single greatest thing to ever happen to youtube

  • @aidanreynolds240
    @aidanreynolds240 10 років тому +2

    BEST KIDS SNIPPETS EVER

  • @amateurmechh1604
    @amateurmechh1604 10 років тому +5

    You get 2 warning tickets coz your wife is going too fast too. haha loool

  • @steveholt3978
    @steveholt3978 9 років тому +21

    You do no---t You do no-t s-t-i-ll a -chi-ld .LOL SO CUTE!

  • @geeriiitrollstien3663
    @geeriiitrollstien3663 8 років тому +1

    "cause your wife is driving too fast too"
    I laughed so hard

  • @trintrin1855
    @trintrin1855 9 років тому +7

    Lol this is hilarious and the guns lol

  • @Choww46
    @Choww46 7 років тому +1

    This is to good...i like the way they lip sync it sooooooooo good.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @texanherperchannel8c3
    @texanherperchannel8c3 7 років тому

    1:10 is like on of those dreams where you are trying to say/move/do something but no matter how hard you try you can't XD

  • @ellissalley7757
    @ellissalley7757 11 років тому

    THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET!

  • @limphomokoena8639
    @limphomokoena8639 10 років тому +2

    THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!

  • @BenGillespie
    @BenGillespie 10 років тому

    I couldn't stop looking at the gorgeous background!

  • @SoozWeissbergsartspace
    @SoozWeissbergsartspace 11 років тому +4

    laughing my head off ... you guys are so awesome. This has been the greatest concept. Keep it up; keep it up!! You're geniuses-es-es.

  • @welmoe
    @welmoe 10 років тому +14

    You do not steal-kill-steal-kill other people!!!

  • @MaddyxMadness
    @MaddyxMadness 11 років тому

    These are what I look forward to every Monday

  • @TwiMil2008
    @TwiMil2008 Рік тому +1

    I miss these videos 😂

  • @olsenproductionsidaho
    @olsenproductionsidaho 11 років тому

    Your videos make Monday something to look forward to.

  • @frostybunch5
    @frostybunch5 10 років тому +1

    Guys for real...this stuff is mint! Love it!

  • @linneavaldivia7355
    @linneavaldivia7355 11 років тому

    My two favorite kid snippet actors!

  • @valeriecrabtree2541
    @valeriecrabtree2541 7 років тому +1

    my favorite part was when they made the guy say "I am trying to steal a donut!"

  • @zanderman004
    @zanderman004 11 років тому

    Oh boy! When I see "uploaded" when I click you guys, I get so excited! xD AWESOME!

  • @maziecharliemiddlebrook4946
    @maziecharliemiddlebrook4946 4 роки тому +1

    "pew pew pew pew" I laughed so hard lol

  • @ThaiTran-uu5vr
    @ThaiTran-uu5vr 2 роки тому

    I feel like only little kids should watch this but everyone but kids watch this. I cant help but to watch them! 😄😄

  • @latashawest8100
    @latashawest8100 9 років тому +3

    I was laughing so hard at the part when they think the man killed the guy when he is just laying down

    • @emmabrennan1481
      @emmabrennan1481 9 років тому

      he did the double take when he moved and I couldn't stop laughing! like "you're supposed to be dead?"

  • @Jay_and_Meeka
    @Jay_and_Meeka 11 років тому

    alright, damn it. now i have to subscribe and watch every single video.
    *makes popcorn* *changes into pjs* *settles in for a night of hilarity*
    well done!

  • @lexicolravy8476
    @lexicolravy8476 11 років тому

    "Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew...There you do not steal a child again." Hahaha love it:)

  • @yesitsmesummer1459
    @yesitsmesummer1459 7 років тому

    I love you kid snippets! You're awesome!

  • @kelliehorn1082
    @kelliehorn1082 11 років тому +1

    So.
    Speeding=ticket for all passengers
    Alleged kidnapping=being shot, jail warning
    Doughnut theft=immediately sentenced to jail
    Murder=lecture
    I see room for improvement. Except in regards to the mustache. That is perfection.

  • @zeecaptain42
    @zeecaptain42 9 років тому

    This is the best! Watched it so many times!

  • @andiem22
    @andiem22 11 років тому

    These are so well done I am amazed. Keep up the great, hilarious, work!

  • @TheEternityForce
    @TheEternityForce 9 років тому +1

    The two "police" reminds me of the comic duo that plays in the old Ernest films.

  • @dougwestrick3642
    @dougwestrick3642 10 років тому

    This is my fav Kid snippets.

  • @paytauragena
    @paytauragena 11 років тому

    THIS is why you guys are awesome cats!

  • @255sarah
    @255sarah 9 років тому +1

    Lol you do never still a child*mother walking with her child* lol so funny

  • @MyCG5
    @MyCG5 11 років тому +2

    Get two warning tickets, cause your wife is going too fast, too! HA!!

  • @truth_s1627
    @truth_s1627 8 років тому +5

    Favorite kid snippet

  • @spideyy_sam
    @spideyy_sam 11 років тому

    What r u doing? *I AM TRYING TO STEAL DONUT!!!* IM DYING... WAY TOO CUTE!

  • @Telixion
    @Telixion 11 років тому

    This skit was hilarious! Please do more skits as cops!

  • @katieizmyname
    @katieizmyname 8 років тому +1

    I don't know why but I lost it when they were like "pew pew pew"

  • @SuperSpitt81
    @SuperSpitt81 11 років тому +1

    holy cow, that's near the Lindon cemetery isn't it? I recognize that road. too funny, been watching your kid snippets vids all morning.

  • @indysk8r32
    @indysk8r32 11 років тому

    The white socks were awesome lolz :) loved it

  • @lovetobecolouring2
    @lovetobecolouring2 11 років тому

    LOVE the moustache!!!! LOL awesome short as usual(are you guys planning to do any more history ones?

  • @amjPeace
    @amjPeace 11 років тому

    Nice touch with the chewing gum. and love the white socks too

  • @chrisloppezz
    @chrisloppezz 7 років тому

    SO GENIUS!!!!

  • @UKMommaBear
    @UKMommaBear 11 років тому

    Love Monday Snippets!

  • @gopnikolai
    @gopnikolai 7 місяців тому +3

    I watched this when I was a kid

  • @mistylynmusic
    @mistylynmusic 11 років тому

    The gum chewing! Priceless! :D

  • @cbutson3044
    @cbutson3044 9 років тому

    This video is the funniest one I have ever seen

  • @annaschneider225
    @annaschneider225 4 роки тому

    The kids are so cute but dudes those adults are so freaking good at acting omg it's all good

  • @lilkittehgirl123
    @lilkittehgirl123 11 років тому

    I love John. Put him in more videos. He's just as funny here as he is at my work. :)

  • @WhitleyAKW
    @WhitleyAKW 11 років тому

    Kid Snippets are the cure for Mondays! :D

  • @kmcmullen92
    @kmcmullen92 11 років тому

    Great video! Where are you guys from? Those mountains are GLORIOUS

  • @sarahknighteee3057
    @sarahknighteee3057 7 років тому +2

    OMG
    so hallairious!

  • @Emily-sk4hk
    @Emily-sk4hk 9 років тому +1

    I think it's all ready starting haha!!

  • @zrelish
    @zrelish 11 років тому

    Best one in a while

  • @brightonwalkington-foley4723
    @brightonwalkington-foley4723 7 років тому

    "Stop you do not......steal, kill, steal, kill people"
    That part had me dying

  • @koalaman227
    @koalaman227 11 років тому

    This is my favorite snippet! Lol "you do not steal anything from the store" and "you will..stop..you will never. Steal. A child. Again. Or you are going. To. Jail"

  • @flametailstorm0
    @flametailstorm0 10 років тому

    1:43 The way he approaches him just makes me crack up.

  • @kxmode
    @kxmode 10 років тому +6

    Bad boys, bad boys
    Whatcha gonna do?
    Whatcha gonna do?
    When THEY come for you?

    • @goodmorning713
      @goodmorning713 4 роки тому

      If that makes no sense than you're uncultured. Everyone knows 'cops'

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 4 роки тому

      @@goodmorning713 THEY means these two guys 😁

  • @lastlines09
    @lastlines09 10 років тому

    so hilarious all of them..just love it