Watermelon without the melon

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  • @ItsShatter
    @ItsShatter Місяць тому +21175

    I can almost guarantee that “water” smells absolutely foul.

  • @sarccacious
    @sarccacious 2 місяці тому +17853

    watermelon finally lets out the diarrhea after 2 years

  • @destrylefebre5392
    @destrylefebre5392 Рік тому +305212

    I found an employee who now has a mess to clean

    • @mythical5311
      @mythical5311 Рік тому +9286

      They prolly dislike the vid lol

    • @baseballdipper111
      @baseballdipper111 Рік тому +7036

      Looks like they are an employee. Look behind the pallet in the beginning, looks like a breaker box and doesn’t look like a storefront

    • @henrythebananaboy
      @henrythebananaboy Рік тому +477

      @@mythical5311 hi

    • @haylinpm8973
      @haylinpm8973 Рік тому +2236

      It was going to break anyways, plus the employees should have removed the watermelon wayyy before it got like this

    • @Planets2008
      @Planets2008 Рік тому +150

      This is what I was also thinking of too lol

  • @ThatSillyYoutuber
    @ThatSillyYoutuber Місяць тому +690

    "Yo, you got some watermelons?"
    "No, but I have water ."

  • @nutrigrain0197
    @nutrigrain0197 Рік тому +5916

    I worked at Publix for 5 years, mostly produce, and let me tell you that the smell of watermelons like that still haunt me. I’ve been a nurse now for several years if that is any indicator.

    • @kommpetkraill1101
      @kommpetkraill1101 Рік тому +166

      oh dear, My condolences go out to your nostrils

    • @TheWeirdo1337
      @TheWeirdo1337 Рік тому +151

      God damn, is rotten watermelon worse than a necrotic limb?

    • @explodingturducken6230
      @explodingturducken6230 Рік тому +142

      Sometimes I can still smell the watermelon that rotted and exploded in my car. It’s been 5 years.

    • @TheWeirdo1337
      @TheWeirdo1337 Рік тому

      @@explodingturducken6230 what the actual fuck

    • @TheWeirdo1337
      @TheWeirdo1337 Рік тому +102

      So rotten watermelon is a biohazard, amazing

  • @HFIAPY
    @HFIAPY 10 місяців тому +8516

    "real or cake?"
    *_"WATER BALLOON"_*

    • @Fact_Scoops
      @Fact_Scoops 10 місяців тому +21

      Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jk0273
      @jk0273 10 місяців тому +12

      Lol

    • @NAPALM_Co
      @NAPALM_Co 10 місяців тому +2

      500th Like

    • @Sped_jr
      @Sped_jr 10 місяців тому +1

      💀

    • @Mycatisamazing633
      @Mycatisamazing633 9 місяців тому +3

      I finally get it 🤣

  • @Etherealsoulss
    @Etherealsoulss Рік тому +6031

    I found a janitor crying on a table tryna avoid the mess that employee made

    • @Kittblue
      @Kittblue Рік тому +19

      It's in his house, you can see in the background.

    • @aliyablockr5753
      @aliyablockr5753 Рік тому +17

      @Issac Grsves no it’s probably in the back of a store

    • @sdfist
      @sdfist Рік тому +5

      @@aliyablockr5753 Graves*

    • @iwayt273
      @iwayt273 Рік тому +2

      ​@aliyablockr5753 no you can see a fridge with pic hung on it it's most likely his warehouse

    • @AAAAAHCHICKEN
      @AAAAAHCHICKEN Рік тому +1

      you don’t know if it’s in a store. you can literally buy those pumpkin things in bulk

  • @newaccount4634
    @newaccount4634 Місяць тому +30

    men after NNN ends:

    • @-hoopoe-
      @-hoopoe- 27 днів тому +2

      why is your profile picture just teeth

    • @cauavicentelacerda4439
      @cauavicentelacerda4439 22 дні тому +1

      ​@@-hoopoe- Yea i noticed it too, actually ita very unique and original, i like it per se'.

    • @tolose6820
      @tolose6820 18 днів тому

      And what are you going to use as your profile pic? 😏​@@cauavicentelacerda4439

    • @Zatoichi-l8o
      @Zatoichi-l8o 11 днів тому

      No no November

  • @WitchyBlair
    @WitchyBlair Місяць тому +892

    The shopkeeper watching this:. . .

  • @headlitethe.unstoppablemoron
    @headlitethe.unstoppablemoron Рік тому +3005

    *the janitor will remember that*

    • @FlipFlopSaber
      @FlipFlopSaber Рік тому +1

      Next you see the janitor going John wick on his ass😂

    • @a_qmz
      @a_qmz Рік тому +9

      bru why no reply 🤨

    • @i_chelsea
      @i_chelsea Рік тому +4

      he will

    • @sl6h_eindomie
      @sl6h_eindomie Рік тому +4

      ٕ

    • @aresney6449
      @aresney6449 Рік тому +1

      Bro the way I cackled like a balloon letting out air reading your comment 🤣💀

  • @un-magnum_opus
    @un-magnum_opus Рік тому +12205

    accurate demonstration of diarrhea without actually having to get diarrhea

  • @shimmy-t4l
    @shimmy-t4l Місяць тому +8

    Watermelon watermelon hello!
    Watermelon watermelon farted-

  • @Flesh_Wizard
    @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +65640

    "you know what? screw you"
    *unmelons your watermelon*

    • @Mrs_Boots
      @Mrs_Boots Рік тому +1238

      That's okay I have the other elemelons.
      Everything changed when the fire melon attacked tho

    • @XxCalamityAngelxX
      @XxCalamityAngelxX Рік тому +379

      @@Lazymotion It was all water, they removed the melon. They UNmeloned the watermelon

    • @arushamshafeeq9428
      @arushamshafeeq9428 Рік тому +58

      water Moises

    • @SleepyCinnamon
      @SleepyCinnamon Рік тому +57

      @@freelancephilosopher332”my watermelons!” said the traveling watermelon merchant.

    • @Xziniie
      @Xziniie Рік тому +29

      Actually..
      They unwatered the melon 🤯🤯🤯

  • @elijahsaenz4027
    @elijahsaenz4027 Рік тому +7253

    I worked produce at Walmart, I can confirm this was the most rancid smells you can come across in the produce department

    • @Astrqx
      @Astrqx Рік тому +199

      Back in the summer when me and the boys stole some watermelons from the field this thing exploded all over me and i had to throw all my clothes in garbage

    • @DowntownTasty
      @DowntownTasty Рік тому +110

      I was gonna say I can only imagine how rotten that smells

    • @DowntownTasty
      @DowntownTasty Рік тому +61

      @Freelance Philosopher same I’ve seen some nasty ass shit like that at Walmart. Just another reason I won’t shop there anymore lol

    • @mauricioperez6424
      @mauricioperez6424 Рік тому +66

      Dude, I send my deepest apology as a customer, if you ever had to clean that shit up. I hope to god you have a good therapist

    • @mauricioperez6424
      @mauricioperez6424 Рік тому +49

      @@DowntownTasty why is walmart such a detriment to health regulations in the US, here in Costa Rica Walmarts are actually pretty fucking good

  • @Just_Salis
    @Just_Salis Рік тому +6136

    the janitor needs a raise

  • @McYoutubeMan
    @McYoutubeMan Місяць тому +12

    No way the melon gave birth 💀

  • @dakitty_cat5447
    @dakitty_cat5447 Рік тому +20063

    When you don’t shake the ketchup:

  • @brianamitchell2540
    @brianamitchell2540 Рік тому +2283

    Rip the janitor that has to clean watermelon diarrhea

    • @Emptynes1829
      @Emptynes1829 Рік тому +1

      What did i Even said...

    • @jakob3708
      @jakob3708 Рік тому +4

      look at the background at the start, does that look like a store with a janitor in it

    • @JayFaychAych
      @JayFaychAych Рік тому +2

      ​​@@Emptynes1829 What do u even mean...

    • @Zeyahany
      @Zeyahany Рік тому

      ​@@jakob3708 bruh it's a joke 💀

    • @falaxo
      @falaxo Рік тому +2

      Nah, watermelon start+diarrhea with extra pee

  • @TheEnginator
    @TheEnginator Рік тому +5795

    Remembering how disgustingly rotten watermelons stink, my gag reflex reactivated.

    • @squishyushi
      @squishyushi Рік тому +63

      I was gonna comment about it, I’ve heard it’s horrid

    • @TornadoSandwich
      @TornadoSandwich Рік тому +75

      One time my family went on vacation for a week and my parents forgot they left a full watermelon on the kitchen counter. It looked like it deflated lol

    • @rishikrishna8351
      @rishikrishna8351 Рік тому +5

      you're comment's like reached 777 on my comments time

    • @azazelgaming773
      @azazelgaming773 Рік тому +26

      As someone who’s worked in produce at grocery store it’s not fucking fun cleaning it up and smelling it

    • @your.jokes.are.lame.9747
      @your.jokes.are.lame.9747 Рік тому +2

      My reaction was completely just "😐"

  • @Sandwich_16
    @Sandwich_16 Місяць тому +11

    The watermelon has diabetes 😂😂

  • @Def_Not_Kryssy
    @Def_Not_Kryssy Рік тому +8590

    The Walmart employee behind him:
    👁️👄👁️
    💧

    • @ThugShakerCentralOffical
      @ThugShakerCentralOffical Рік тому +68

      Person in the video is a employee and it's a breaker box you can tell there not storefront by th background

    • @Reginald142
      @Reginald142 Рік тому +1

      Why the watermelon nut instead

    • @sirodagoat
      @sirodagoat Рік тому +21

      The emojis are a dead meme

    • @outdoorsmanpenix4064
      @outdoorsmanpenix4064 Рік тому +3

      It's gonna suck for him to clean it up, but how does this happen.

    • @nimrodfekete9714
      @nimrodfekete9714 11 місяців тому +3

      lol

  • @sadhuman4587
    @sadhuman4587 Рік тому +17869

    Nothing triggers my gag reflex more than rotten fruits and vegetables

    • @TechDeath28
      @TechDeath28 Рік тому +391

      you can actually die from eating rotten fruit, I heard a story of a guy that ate rotten coconut and straight up died

    • @elbowman8826
      @elbowman8826 Рік тому +1218

      @@TechDeath28 did you know you can die from eating food that is rotten? pretty wild right

    • @dandiloni3040
      @dandiloni3040 Рік тому +204

      And my big fat co-

    • @bored915
      @bored915 Рік тому +406

      @@dandiloni3040Coconut 😃👍

    • @absolutelyunepic3072
      @absolutelyunepic3072 Рік тому +40

      ​@@TechDeath28 doesn't like everything that eats fruit eat rotten fruit though? They like the alcohol in it.

  • @gawni1612
    @gawni1612 Рік тому +9080

    The poor employee outside of the frame watching you is priceless.

    • @allytie736
      @allytie736 Рік тому +172

      We cant even see the employees reaction thats how priceless it is

    • @allytie736
      @allytie736 Рік тому +50

      @OwO dont care

    • @louie2747
      @louie2747 Рік тому +68

      This clip isn’t from him. It’s been around

    • @TuleAC23
      @TuleAC23 Рік тому +11

      The worst is watching them spit the cherry pits into the corn they are shucking and putting back on the table. I want to quit so bad

    • @YogurtQueen
      @YogurtQueen Рік тому +3

      @@allytie736 its a bot :(

  • @radouaneguerfi
    @radouaneguerfi Місяць тому +1

    Watermelon:I'm vomiting water

  • @mtrcycls
    @mtrcycls Рік тому +7014

    I used to work in a produce department. We referred to these as Waterbombs because when they break they absolutely stink.

    • @fenixphucks3331
      @fenixphucks3331 Рік тому +345

      And this guy just smooshes it all over the floor 😂

    • @CHIPSPINNING911
      @CHIPSPINNING911 Рік тому +215

      It's rotten no wonder it does...

    • @7XHARDER
      @7XHARDER Рік тому +55

      Now it’s time to burn some thioacetone and really get things smelling good 👃

    • @iwastemytimeonroblox
      @iwastemytimeonroblox Рік тому

      This should be a new product for trolling a classroom or something

    • @ViaCRoz
      @ViaCRoz Рік тому +66

      Not only does it stink, but I bet an employee was the one who was stuck cleaning it. Even if it looks bad, I only mention it, not touch.

  • @mckayspencer5421
    @mckayspencer5421 Рік тому +15285

    Words do not convey how uncomfortable this makes me feel….

    • @emerald272
      @emerald272 Рік тому +183

      Gosh once we got a watermelon and left it in the kitchen, and when we came back in, we found a disgusting watermelon and a bunch of water on the floor 🤮

    • @Kling195
      @Kling195 Рік тому +20

      Apparently McKay is sensitive.

    • @Flowery0
      @Flowery0 Рік тому +19

      May i suggest you a word? "Eough" is a word

    • @Flowery0
      @Flowery0 Рік тому +7

      ​@OwO wrong owo

    • @djic2
      @djic2 Рік тому +3

      now as long as you dont think about the solid parts it should be fine

  • @divineshrek3307
    @divineshrek3307 Рік тому +1224

    Congrats, you started a janitor's villian arc.

  • @GirmDiver
    @GirmDiver 23 дні тому +1

    That’s a real watermelon

  • @StupiidLuciid
    @StupiidLuciid Рік тому +3401

    Bro made at least 4 employees quit their job

    • @VasoCubes
      @VasoCubes Рік тому +2

      How does this have no comments?

    • @StupiidLuciid
      @StupiidLuciid Рік тому +2

      @@VasoCubes XD

    • @moxxy3565
      @moxxy3565 Рік тому +9

      If you can't handle a tiny mess definitely don't work retail

    • @MakuletBrothers23
      @MakuletBrothers23 Рік тому +6

      They only found the ripest watermelon that has liquid on it 💀

    • @MR.GreenBird
      @MR.GreenBird Рік тому

      lmao true, but i feel like you can remove the whole "if you can't handle a tiny mess" part@@moxxy3565

  • @mikeag
    @mikeag Рік тому +28644

    Rotten watermelon is quite possibly the absolute worst smell you can ever encounter.

    • @dreadernightkiller
      @dreadernightkiller Рік тому +1779

      Yup. I will not eat watermelon anymore after working years in a produce department. People don't believe me when I tell them how gross it is.

    • @Hoops0235
      @Hoops0235 Рік тому +1335

      @dreadernightkiller I work produce as well, still love watermelon. Still one of the worst smells imaginable, but a good watermelon is a good watermelon 🍉 😋

    • @mikeag
      @mikeag Рік тому +282

      @Inquisitor eh, I still vote watermelon vs decomp. I think it's the overwhelming odor density of decomp that makes it win out in reality. But, yeah. It's BAD.

    • @benns9673
      @benns9673 Рік тому +160

      @@mikeag Worst thing I have ever smelled is when we prepared hare when I was a cook . This come whole with the fur, when you open it it's the worst thing imaginable.

    • @myhtiical
      @myhtiical Рік тому +289

      ​@Inquisitor that why i keep them in freezer

  • @tsc-ko1yy
    @tsc-ko1yy Рік тому +3621

    As someone who has worked on a farm with watermelons, rotten watermelon is one of the rankest things you'll ever smell.

    • @decKyo
      @decKyo Рік тому +122

      My mom had a watermelon and she didn't touch it for a month It smelled grotesque I'll never forget that distinct smell

    • @DreamSmuggler
      @DreamSmuggler Рік тому +49

      Potato snot too 🤢

    • @dillbroSwaggins
      @dillbroSwaggins Рік тому +51

      Nothing like picking up a nice ripe cantaloupe just to have your finger go through the bottom of it. Pumpkins are just as bad.

    • @tsc-ko1yy
      @tsc-ko1yy Рік тому +51

      @@dillbroSwaggins yeah! The farm I worked on was mainly pumpkins, and we'd throw them to each other so they could put them into the produce bin. Sometimes a rotten one would explode when someone caught it 😬

    • @David-eh3ht
      @David-eh3ht Рік тому +17

      When I was young I ate a rotten watermelon I was throwing up all night

  • @rubber_band_man_2013
    @rubber_band_man_2013 Місяць тому +1

    "Everything reminds me of her"

  • @soxrii
    @soxrii Рік тому +2248

    Let me tell you, the smell of rotten watermelon is one of the worst I have ever encountered. I only had to deal with it once when I was a young child and it STILL TO THIS DAY haunts me.

    • @freejedisentinel2878
      @freejedisentinel2878 Рік тому +16

      I read this in FredoTV voice.

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl Рік тому +53

      It’s that bad!? holy jeez, I mean I understand any type of rotting vegetation isn’t going to smell pleasant but bad enough to haunt you to this day, that is some significant stink right there my dude

    • @PhysicallyAwake
      @PhysicallyAwake Рік тому +30

      @@Choujifangirl one time I opened my lunch break after Christmas break (2 weeks) and accidentally left oranges in there, there were so moldy that the entire lunchbox had to be thrown away. Never to this day have I eaten an orange lol

    • @DarkFoxKirin
      @DarkFoxKirin Рік тому +12

      I've heard rotting potatoes smell worse

    • @maissamoritz5532
      @maissamoritz5532 Рік тому +5

      Now you're making me curious I wanna know

  • @Bloodshot100
    @Bloodshot100 Рік тому +1821

    That one 2nd grader after saying "I don't feel so good"

    • @vanessarickford6260
      @vanessarickford6260 Рік тому +37

      💀💀💀

    • @lunecker
      @lunecker Рік тому +24

      Mid lesson too

    • @lunecker
      @lunecker Рік тому +46

      And pukes all over someone's books notebook and backpack

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 Рік тому +17

      One time I felt really bad and for some reason rocking back and forth made me feel better so I was rocking back and forth and the people I was with kept trying to get me to stop rocking and when they finally succeeded they had a mess to clean up luckily we were outside so it wasn't too bad.

    • @brotato_chip1
      @brotato_chip1 Рік тому

      💀💀💀

  • @elijahjarman2837
    @elijahjarman2837 Рік тому +16884

    Nope, that's rotten. You're gonna clear out half a store with that

    • @ForWhomBellstols
      @ForWhomBellstols Рік тому +799

      Instagram influencers don't give F about people who's gonna have to mop half store after them.

    • @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243
      @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 Рік тому +377

      @@ForWhomBellstols its the employee’s fault for leaving a watermelon to spoil like that.

    • @RandomPerson-hd6wr
      @RandomPerson-hd6wr Рік тому +273

      ​@@jimmytheshadowleviathan7243​ well we don't know the store, we don't know the employees, but it could barely be seen and an employee In a retail store usually is very busy and the watermelon probably camouflaged, (assumption, as we dont know the store) though I never experienced a rotten watermelon so I don't know if it can smell while not being popped , also it looks like a warehouse of some sort, doesn't look like a store, or maybe it's a bigger store with a storage space

    • @jwalster9412
      @jwalster9412 Рік тому +50

      I like how they cut it just as they flinch away from the smell.

    • @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243
      @jimmytheshadowleviathan7243 Рік тому +59

      @@RandomPerson-hd6wr either way, its the store’s fault for letting a watermelon get that stinky

  • @Muigoku-ws6qe
    @Muigoku-ws6qe Місяць тому +2

    I ate five homeless people because I thought they were watermelons

  • @Crazyknight-bc3wi
    @Crazyknight-bc3wi Рік тому +3742

    As someone who has worked in the produce section of a grocery store I know exactly how that would smell. I'm sorry for everyone within a mile of that place.

    • @arushamshafeeq9428
      @arushamshafeeq9428 Рік тому +28

      egg for scale?

    • @Crazyknight-bc3wi
      @Crazyknight-bc3wi Рік тому +16

      @@arushamshafeeq9428 wut

    • @xxxent
      @xxxent Рік тому +109

      @@Crazyknight-bc3wi ill translate for him
      in a scale through 1 to 10, where the egg is the 10/10 worst smell, how much would the watermelon smell?

    • @Crazyknight-bc3wi
      @Crazyknight-bc3wi Рік тому +73

      @@xxxent ahhhh ummmm about an 8

    • @littleleah310
      @littleleah310 Рік тому +2

      Lol

  • @rachou6
    @rachou6 Рік тому +2232

    I worked in the produce department of a grocery store for like half a year and these comments are making me thankful our watermelons were never rotten...

    • @hike8932
      @hike8932 Рік тому

      1.1k likes and 1 reply ?
      lemme fix that 🛠️

    • @Thatguynumber5
      @Thatguynumber5 Рік тому

      ​@@hike8932 1.1k replies and two comments, lemme fix that 🔨

    • @Marcia.Marcia.Marcia
      @Marcia.Marcia.Marcia Рік тому

      ​@@Thatguynumber5 ​ 1.1k likes and only 1 comment and 3 replies? Lemme fix that 💰

    • @bruhurb848
      @bruhurb848 Рік тому +2

      ​@Maria Trujillo From what I've just read, their smell is very foul.

    • @rachou6
      @rachou6 Рік тому

      @@hike8932 when TF did this get over 1k likes

  • @miss_laney-b5c
    @miss_laney-b5c Рік тому +2138

    That ain’t no normal watermelon, that’s a watermelon that sat out for 10 years

    • @nathanchung27
      @nathanchung27 Рік тому +21

      Wouldn't that still make it watermelon?

    • @miss_laney-b5c
      @miss_laney-b5c Рік тому +22

      @@nathanchung27 ye I didn’t know how to phrase it, thx for the feedback

    • @nathanchung27
      @nathanchung27 Рік тому +4

      @@miss_laney-b5c Np 👍🏽 I get it now hahah

    • @tankman1320
      @tankman1320 Рік тому

      nah bro it's actually me I emptied the watermelon and then dumped my load in it

    • @xtckels
      @xtckels Рік тому +3

      @@nathanchung27 not anymore... 🤢🤮

  • @bluxix
    @bluxix Місяць тому +1

    Arbuz arbuz priviet, arbuz arbuz *agressive farting sound*

  • @Themandogwater
    @Themandogwater Рік тому +2154

    The janitor quits after a minute of working💀

    • @collyattito
      @collyattito Рік тому +4

      Just drink the water

    • @sabr_xd
      @sabr_xd Рік тому +9

      @@collyattito I think the water is rotten-

    • @xeo873
      @xeo873 Рік тому +4

      oh my god i read quit as "squirt" 💀
      *guess the janitor is twinning with the watermelon*

    • @Themandogwater
      @Themandogwater Рік тому +1

      @@xeo873 LOL 😂

    • @callm3rjay404
      @callm3rjay404 Рік тому +1

      It’s a fruit market the stock workers have to clean it there is not janitor

  • @meeplymoon8391
    @meeplymoon8391 Рік тому +4349

    That was probably the most rancid smelling watermelon that has EVER EXISTED.

    • @Forrest_O.
      @Forrest_O. Рік тому +57

      I relate to the scent of it.

    • @troll_troll9
      @troll_troll9 Рік тому +99

      I cant even smell it but everytime i watch the video it gets worse

    • @looonlyychan7025
      @looonlyychan7025 Рік тому +55

      I can smell it through the video

    • @havik3420
      @havik3420 Рік тому +60

      That's what I was thinking. That smell has to be fucking terrible

    • @brendaburrow3745
      @brendaburrow3745 Рік тому +29

      Exactly my thoughts instantly! Woah was it soured and spoiled or what? You know what im running fast guys i cant get to puking everywhere 😂😂😂😂

  • @devyngaffney5843
    @devyngaffney5843 Рік тому +2911

    The stinkiest thing a produce department has to offer is a rotten watermelon

    • @ivie8630
      @ivie8630 Рік тому +57

      I beg to differ. Those rogue squishy potatoes you find in the 50lb sack are the worst.

    • @randominternetguy88
      @randominternetguy88 Рік тому

      ​@@ivie8630 FUCK

    • @jaake_
      @jaake_ Рік тому +32

      Rotten potatoes are something else

    • @Gastino21
      @Gastino21 Рік тому +14

      ​@@ivie8630 yeah, sometimes its smells like a corpse

    • @davidallamericananarchist9220
      @davidallamericananarchist9220 Рік тому +7

      I can smell this video, and I hate it…

  • @Alex-x1t5l
    @Alex-x1t5l Місяць тому +1

    Honestly though it may smell bad but it lowkey looked like a decent midnight snack if you know what I’m saying

  • @user-yp5ko8us9j
    @user-yp5ko8us9j Рік тому +1439

    "I'm boutta blow" - Dreamymelon

  • @TheWatermelonQueenOffical
    @TheWatermelonQueenOffical Рік тому +4679

    The watermelon Queen is sadden by this. No-melon syndrome is a terrible illness amongst my people. Luckily it’s very rare.

  • @ImYourStalker
    @ImYourStalker Рік тому +1484

    Dude made the janitor quit

    • @Kaori_k1t
      @Kaori_k1t Рік тому +1

      fr

    • @bexyrexy
      @bexyrexy Рік тому +1

      I think it’s important to always consider the impact of your actions on the janitorial staff!

    • @Cnaztee
      @Cnaztee Рік тому +1

      Dude steals comments

    • @ImYourStalker
      @ImYourStalker Рік тому +2

      @@Cnaztee i didnt know this was already commented

    • @BossKnight
      @BossKnight Рік тому +1

      Watermelon piss

  • @MatijaGregovic-t4v
    @MatijaGregovic-t4v Місяць тому +1

    I can see why is called a "WATER"melon

  • @Katrina_Scallywag-c9f
    @Katrina_Scallywag-c9f Рік тому +1630

    That 1 first grader that never tells the teacher they don't feel so good

    • @idonothavealife
      @idonothavealife Рік тому +24

      that was me lol

    • @veevee92015
      @veevee92015 Рік тому +4

      POPCAT!!!!!! I used to have 49,4567 pops on there but I got my computer smashed accidentally😭😭😭

    • @veevee92015
      @veevee92015 Рік тому +1

      Btw ikkkkkk

    • @ShrekAndDonkeyEqualLife
      @ShrekAndDonkeyEqualLife Рік тому +16

      what is emilyscott7413 waffling about 💀💀🤣🤣🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @TYler-dn2pm
      @TYler-dn2pm Рік тому +3

      ​@@ShrekAndDonkeyEqualLifebro stop😂😂😂

  • @leocat42
    @leocat42 Рік тому +650

    "99% water 1% melon" 💀

  • @ROCKETTLUVU
    @ROCKETTLUVU Рік тому +1388

    Justice for the janitor 😔✊

  • @shobhnagriglani2497
    @shobhnagriglani2497 Місяць тому +1

    Bro released a flood

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 Рік тому +1364

    Dad's will be like "eh probably still has 2 weeks left" *Puts it on the Cart*

  • @WishedAway
    @WishedAway Рік тому +452

    That's a true Taco Bell moment right there

  • @dragons0914
    @dragons0914 Рік тому +3641

    My condolences to the employee called for that bs.

    • @lorenzodiambra5210
      @lorenzodiambra5210 Рік тому +1

      my penis balls when I have to wake up at 6:30:

    • @auvare5638
      @auvare5638 Рік тому +1

      @diivision2139ok I won’t

    • @vincentdolphin123yt
      @vincentdolphin123yt Рік тому +5

      It’s his house (you can see the fridge at the start) (I think)

    • @dragons0914
      @dragons0914 Рік тому

      ​@VincentDolphin123YT that is a workspace my g. Those are stacked in a display box on a ballet. Looks like a back room.

    • @fvez_
      @fvez_ Рік тому +10

      ​@@dragons0914 and only employees can get into the backroom right? So that must mean the guy taking the video is an employee and has to clean it up himself. 🤯 woah so craaaazy

  • @blaz3_69
    @blaz3_69 Місяць тому

    "Bro what you eatin"
    "Water"
    "Oh you drinkin"
    "Nuh just eating, ... *water*"

  • @El_Andorrin
    @El_Andorrin Місяць тому +660

    That watermelon had dysentery💀

    • @Prince05152
      @Prince05152 Місяць тому +1

      ITSSSS FUTILE!!!!!!
      -gogeta

    • @El_Andorrin
      @El_Andorrin Місяць тому +1

      @@Prince05152 NOT EVEN CLOSE...
      - Gogeta Super Saiyan 4

    • @Prince05152
      @Prince05152 Місяць тому +1

      @@El_AndorrinI hate that unit so much it literally plays for you

    • @El_Andorrin
      @El_Andorrin Місяць тому +1

      @@Prince05152 I have it.

    • @Prince05152
      @Prince05152 Місяць тому +1

      @@El_Andorrin do u main it?

  • @Valeriaxoox
    @Valeriaxoox Рік тому +1876

    I bet that water melon smells absolutely rambunctious 💀💀

    • @zgoldy1549
      @zgoldy1549 Рік тому +120

      FIVE YEARS learning about english and i never saw, tasted, touched, SMELLED neither heard that word "rambunctious"

    • @tastetherainbow64
      @tastetherainbow64 Рік тому +34

      @@zgoldy1549I’m pretty sure that word means intense or uncontrolled

    • @zgoldy1549
      @zgoldy1549 Рік тому +6

      @@tastetherainbow64 Yeah i searched about it later

    • @aliasteward9366
      @aliasteward9366 Рік тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Agwan11
      @Agwan11 Рік тому +9

      Idk what the hell means rambunctious, but sounds grossly.

  • @northernmajor407
    @northernmajor407 Рік тому +2762

    Janitor behind watching:
    👁️ 👁️"
    💧 👃 💧
    💧 💧
    💧 👄 💧

  • @HermanOudejans
    @HermanOudejans Місяць тому +1

    THATS ME WHEN I THROW UP

  • @PaintingWinterMusic
    @PaintingWinterMusic Рік тому +15452

    Humans are 70% water . . . I'm just glad this doesn't happen to humans!

    • @elixygaming
      @elixygaming Рік тому +126

      I glad too I guess lol

    • @EternalShadow1667
      @EternalShadow1667 Рік тому +445

      Ay…lemme give you a squish real qui-oh no, no specific reason. Just thought you needed a hug….

    • @umliuq
      @umliuq Рік тому +75

      @@EternalShadow1667 hMMMMmmMM

    • @shywol6044
      @shywol6044 Рік тому +232

      women on their periods: 👁️👄👁️

    • @hellxgodlikeX
      @hellxgodlikeX Рік тому +1

      Just cut your veins and see

  • @joshuaKF0QHA
    @joshuaKF0QHA Рік тому +1295

    I'm a medical professional and that smell is still by far the worst one I have ever encountered.

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 Рік тому +31

      Even worse than gas gangrene?
      (have you ever smelled a gangrenous limb?)

    • @lauraswoboda6265
      @lauraswoboda6265 Рік тому +7

      I confirm. Couldn't get rid of it in any ffing way.

    • @bopa3933
      @bopa3933 Рік тому +22

      @Rhirhi stopit sugar lol, the perfect food for microorganisms.

    • @curry1720
      @curry1720 Рік тому +9

      hes talking about popping a large cyst. recently had a cyst popped and boy it smells horrid

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Рік тому

      I’ll see your rotten watermelon and raise you rotten potato, and I don’t mean slightly dingy. I mean brown liquid rotten.

  • @MXALOVE
    @MXALOVE Місяць тому +177

    "Water, no Melon"
    Sounds like a lot of people's heads today. 💀

    • @Kavy-cn4up
      @Kavy-cn4up Місяць тому +2

      Specially you💪💀💀

    • @Mitasulfur
      @Mitasulfur Місяць тому +1

      @@Kavy-cn4upspecially you

    • @dogzapper50
      @dogzapper50 Місяць тому +1

      💀💀💀💀

  • @Bash_mak5
    @Bash_mak5 26 днів тому +1

    I-I TRAUMATIZED... HOW THIS ISN'T EVEN BLOCKED... DISMEMBERMENT...

  • @NathanielMasterson
    @NathanielMasterson 8 місяців тому +1692

    "When the diarrhea be hitting harder than you thought." 💀

    • @MUSHROOMHEADDDDDDD
      @MUSHROOMHEADDDDDDD 8 місяців тому

      Naw dats that satisfy slop plop.... The diarrhea that comes out so smooth and good...

    • @RainyVr34
      @RainyVr34 7 місяців тому +6

      True

    • @fantyx4449
      @fantyx4449 7 місяців тому +6

      So true

    • @Cosmo_Human
      @Cosmo_Human 7 місяців тому +4

      True so...

    • @ammunation.
      @ammunation. 7 місяців тому +3

      Sooo true💀

  • @Wearyless
    @Wearyless 6 місяців тому +2353

    Kid in third grade 3.54 seconds after saying “I don’t feel so good”:

  • @PAYNEFPV
    @PAYNEFPV Рік тому +2245

    As a produce manager who has went to pick up a watermelon and have it melt in my hand like that: I can smell this video.

    • @sheikhu1039
      @sheikhu1039 Рік тому +17

      0oh no 😂, how bad is it?😂

    • @owlthepirate5997
      @owlthepirate5997 Рік тому +1

      Like the inside of a fermented camel corpse.. rubbed with the grease of a decayed sewer rat 🐀.

    • @bred007
      @bred007 Рік тому +9

      @@sheikhu1039 look at the below comment

    • @rmo9808
      @rmo9808 Рік тому +24

      Ahh yes the smell of feet. It takes me back to condensing pallets.

    • @atomicash2475
      @atomicash2475 Рік тому +8

      Yes, and it smells sour as hell

  • @andreeastefanescu5811
    @andreeastefanescu5811 Місяць тому +1

    Bro sharted himself🤣😭

  • @alexxx7473
    @alexxx7473 Рік тому +1168

    bro has found the real water melon

  • @Eaten_squid_cake
    @Eaten_squid_cake Рік тому +665

    What schools think guys will do when they see a girl with spaghetti straps

  • @normaldog130
    @normaldog130 Рік тому +891

    That janitor probably crying rn 💀

    • @LonaKirkland
      @LonaKirkland Рік тому

      😂😂

    • @ItzTheFlare
      @ItzTheFlare Рік тому

      It's in a cardboard guys

    • @ashlynsleftbraid
      @ashlynsleftbraid Рік тому

      @@ItzTheFlare It obviously wont stop it from seeping through. there's a chance that the cardboard only caught 23 percent of it, and the watermelon water went through the hole at the bottom of the cardboard.

    • @normaldog130
      @normaldog130 6 місяців тому

      @@ItzTheFlareit will seep through 😂

  • @StarzYoutubes
    @StarzYoutubes Місяць тому +1

    Bro that watermelon busted💀🙏🙏

  • @Artgerald
    @Artgerald Рік тому +865

    "I found a janitor who was crying on the floor"

  • @georgeplayz822
    @georgeplayz822 3 місяці тому +2039

    that one kid in class after saying “I dont feel so good”

    • @RetroRenegade8706
      @RetroRenegade8706 3 місяці тому +53

      The other kid "I don't think that's vomit I'm smelling."😳

    • @krishasaravana-vv3qw
      @krishasaravana-vv3qw 3 місяці тому +6

      Stolen comment

    • @BookOSC1
      @BookOSC1 3 місяці тому +4

      Ay barfing on school is smelly

    • @Walmartbag199
      @Walmartbag199 3 місяці тому +4

      Are you gonna finish that kwasont?

    • @NobodiesBusinessimo
      @NobodiesBusinessimo 3 місяці тому +1

      0% chance that kid stands up from his desk until at LEAST 4 popular girls call him out for the mess

  • @kevinslopper3720
    @kevinslopper3720 Рік тому +485

    Someone who finally find the real water melon

    • @ElizabethLickliter-hz4iw
      @ElizabethLickliter-hz4iw Рік тому +5

      😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣😉

    • @kevinslopper3720
      @kevinslopper3720 Рік тому

      @@høt_KoKø_choc i was wondering what was those red stuff. It was water thanks 😊

    • @McNoob5477
      @McNoob5477 Рік тому

      Five damage taken. From easy grammatical error. It’s found.

  • @YellowMustard_
    @YellowMustard_ Місяць тому +1

    Get Bstchld on this right now
    “Tonight on CMNN!”

  • @bakoplayz
    @bakoplayz Рік тому +780

    “Hello, can I get some water?”

    “That’s not what I meant…”

  • @wynterpulchritudo7255
    @wynterpulchritudo7255 Рік тому +565

    I would never do that simply because of the acrid smell of rotten watermelon. It seriously hits your sinus where it hurts and stays there for a little while, and everything you taste has that rancid bitterness to accompany it.

    • @izzyjones7108
      @izzyjones7108 Рік тому +16

      that's because you Literally inhale molecules of the rot, and Since our sinus and taste buds are so close, you're actually tasting that awful rotten ness

    • @_gorillazfreakinc._2
      @_gorillazfreakinc._2 Рік тому +11

      ​@@izzyjones7108 With anything you smell, really.

    • @manischkreativ8868
      @manischkreativ8868 Рік тому +6

      ​@@izzyjones7108 this is what I try to make my bf understand. He never takes me seriously when I complain about bad smells

    • @IG_ArticleParticle
      @IG_ArticleParticle Рік тому

      Bro rotten watermelon smells so good what are you talkin bout. Using it as a base for cooking is even better

    • @badger_ninja8681
      @badger_ninja8681 Рік тому +2

      ​​@@IG_ArticleParticle how could I not know this. It's placed just left of the fermented cat urine. Such an obvious thing.

  • @HanniBeeKpop
    @HanniBeeKpop 10 місяців тому +2430

    "The watermelon is dead, it just doesnt know that yet 🎅🎅🥕"

    • @codfishface5029
      @codfishface5029 10 місяців тому +87

      I can hear this comment 💀

    • @Amarus_mics
      @Amarus_mics 10 місяців тому +16

      @@codfishface5029same 💀🙏

    • @J_slim
      @J_slim 10 місяців тому

      “Would you de-melon this water melon for 1 million dollars🎅🎅🐡🐡🥕🥕🥕”

    • @QTPI614
      @QTPI614 10 місяців тому +21

      Bruh this ain't IDKsterling

    • @orca2985
      @orca2985 10 місяців тому +6

      Wrong channel, dude.

  • @HaalandNeverDies
    @HaalandNeverDies Місяць тому +1

    Diarrhoea watermelon unlocked

  • @Idonthaveaname918
    @Idonthaveaname918 Рік тому +1357

    “I want the juiciest watermelon”💀

  • @coober28
    @coober28 Рік тому +424

    The ketchup bottle when you don't shake it 💀

  • @edsellim8
    @edsellim8 Рік тому +386

    “The janitor has left the chat”

  • @arlenedelrio3115
    @arlenedelrio3115 Місяць тому +1

    Bro was im abouta “cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum”

  • @Give.BB.batteries
    @Give.BB.batteries 11 місяців тому +81

    The janitor watching: 👁💧👄💧👁

  • @Januwacky
    @Januwacky Рік тому +1245

    "They don't call me a Watermelon for nothing."

  • @omghi3989
    @omghi3989 Рік тому +2223

    Bro really just got the other perfectly fine watermelons dirty 💀💀

  • @HunterVelasco-j7t
    @HunterVelasco-j7t Місяць тому +1

    Mr. Pines?
    THE HEALTH INSPECTOR, YOU FOUND ME!!

  • @stirrling_moth
    @stirrling_moth Рік тому +1293

    I bet that smells devious af 💀

    • @lucas-ls6er
      @lucas-ls6er Рік тому +24

      deadasss

    • @scarcat666
      @scarcat666 Рік тому +23

      Fr! I gagged just watching this

    • @Youraveragenotknownperson
      @Youraveragenotknownperson Рік тому +6

      @@lucas-ls6er
      💀🍑

    • @emmmahezw
      @emmmahezw Рік тому +7

      @@scarcat666it reminded me of a pimple popping video and I almost gagged

    • @shaggy4real97
      @shaggy4real97 Рік тому +7

      As a produce worker, I know this smell. Ain't as prominent as bad meat, but it let's ya know after a few days being busted.

  • @justinp3305
    @justinp3305 9 місяців тому +1798

    Imagine water balloon fights but with these 💀

    • @Raminatlons
      @Raminatlons 9 місяців тому +8

      💀

    • @Alice_PARTYY
      @Alice_PARTYY 9 місяців тому +31

      I think it would turn out into a water bomb fight 💀

    • @Muigoku78
      @Muigoku78 9 місяців тому +2

      Fr fr

    • @ContentRugby-yy2uj
      @ContentRugby-yy2uj 8 місяців тому +1

      WATERMELON WITH NO MELON AND WATER RUN

    • @mrpickles-hb6zx
      @mrpickles-hb6zx 8 місяців тому +5

      My weak body would be obliterated.

  • @Sameilio
    @Sameilio Рік тому +350

    Bro took "I think my water broke" to a whole different level

  • @Moe_Lester095
    @Moe_Lester095 Місяць тому +1

    Water ran out of melon☠️

  • @trixietamayo7844
    @trixietamayo7844 Рік тому +1355

    now That's the real WATER melon🍈

    • @GaiaLove22mindbodysoul
      @GaiaLove22mindbodysoul Рік тому +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 it sure is!!!

    • @AmazingAva
      @AmazingAva Рік тому +10

      More like WATER no melon!😂

    • @Jinbe112
      @Jinbe112 Рік тому +3

      Definitely True 😂😂😂

    • @kriso_
      @kriso_ Рік тому +3

      Bro killed melon just to find out he gave birth 😂🤣

    • @Wurst_thunder
      @Wurst_thunder Рік тому +1

      So where is MELON

  • @Slash3rwashere
    @Slash3rwashere Рік тому +691

    Janitor's on a villain arc now💀

    • @jazminesimmons5370
      @jazminesimmons5370 Рік тому +1

      Ummm... That's not water that's some mystery solution

    • @craftrumzen2393
      @craftrumzen2393 Рік тому +2

      ​@@jazminesimmons5370 white liquid

    • @lemonade_5541
      @lemonade_5541 Рік тому +1

      ​@@craftrumzen2393 The Fetus Creator

    • @spngrg99
      @spngrg99 Рік тому +1

      ​@@lemonade_5541 baby fucker* 🧐☕

    • @t.hplays
      @t.hplays Рік тому

      ​@@lemonade_5541 cum

  • @grasraff
    @grasraff Рік тому +131

    The janitor behind watching:
    💀 💀
    👄

  • @bettycole6074
    @bettycole6074 Місяць тому +1

    The watermelon literally puked 😂

  • @funneh4ever766
    @funneh4ever766 Рік тому +1529

    Employee“Sir,are you going to pay for that?”

    • @starmoral5456
      @starmoral5456 Рік тому +54

      "Are you gonna have more quality control on your products?"

    • @NeedSpeed39
      @NeedSpeed39 Рік тому +11

      Oh he's mos' definitely going to pay for that

    • @thatguy5233
      @thatguy5233 Рік тому +10

      in Poland you wouldn't have to pay, which is odd to me even tho i live here. i literally have once seen someone break relatively expensive whiskey and he also didn't have to pay. shops don't want to go through the trouble of calling the police or disturbing other clients, even if it's over 100$ and the client waits to pay for it

    • @boobles3476
      @boobles3476 Рік тому

      @@starmoral5456 that leads to uneeded waste, and theres no need to pay for quality control when buyers will do it for free.

    • @melissapeek2999
      @melissapeek2999 Рік тому +2

      " I'm sorry, no, your quality of this is bad and I'm not gonna buy a watermelon skin 😡💀"
      That's for real, the karen side of me
      This is my non-Karen side
      " why should I pay for when its your mistake I'm not gonna buy a watermelon skin when you guys failed to give me a good watermelon 😝"

  • @kevinlemon3467
    @kevinlemon3467 Рік тому +692

    I used to grow watermelons and this will happen if they go bad. The smell is something that will haunt your dreams and never, ever come out of your clothes. Just watching this makes me remember that smell and I can almost taste it.

    • @lukaw7758
      @lukaw7758 Рік тому +29

      Like rotting soy milk and potatoes bad?
      Looks like one more thing to add to the list of stuff i hope i never encounter.

    • @jjsauce1
      @jjsauce1 Рік тому +3

      Creepy...

    • @Absbor
      @Absbor Рік тому +10

      are you telling me someone groped a corpse and now has to explain their boss that?

    • @andredavid89
      @andredavid89 Рік тому +5

      @@Absbor wtf are you on about?

    • @m4rthaa
      @m4rthaa Рік тому +4

      @@Absborwhat?

  • @imannoyingsister
    @imannoyingsister Рік тому +1584

    The janitor will be so happy 💀

  • @Moth_Atherian
    @Moth_Atherian Місяць тому +1

    Came out like me after eating taco bell ☠️