Trump’s COVID Superman Fantasy, Ted Cruz is Taking Back America on a Bus & Jimmy Kimmel’s New Crocs
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2022
- We are back in LA after a week of shows in New York, Maggie Haberman’s book about Donald Trump is coming out, Donald Trump apparently wanted to leave the hospital after getting COVID by opening his shirt to reveal a Superman S, his MAGA-sty made a rally stop in Warren, Michigan over the weekend where he painted a Norman Rockwell-esque portrait of this country he loves so much, Mike Lindell made a grand entrance at his rally, Ted Cruz is hitting the campaign trail on a “Take Back America” bus tour, and Jimmy sets a meeting with the CEO of crocs to create the very exclusive new Jimmy Kimmel Pizza Crocs. They’re fashionable, functional, and will help raise money for Children’s Hospital Los Angeles. Visit crocs.com
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I bet that lady is telling all her friends that she can be heard yelling…
I bet her friends are telling that lady that she can be heard yelling…
Typical MidWest Karen I bet !
Telling all 14 of her instagram followers. 'But I'm an influencer...I need to influence...'
Yeah it definitely got annoying after a while
She's always been a yeller 🤭
That lady in the audience saw her opportunity and she took it
I love all Biden jokes
@@Bidenfriend ur wife knows
@@Bidenfriend rapey tRump's suit against E.Jean Carroll is finally going to court. Couldn't happen to a bigger 🐈-grabber 😁😆
@@Bidenfriend your life is sad
I thought it was my headphones lol
To the lady who's laughing, can I have some of whatever you had before the show? 😂
Guillermo laughing at the mushrooms made me laugh harder than anything else this entire video. He's the best
Right because he was referring to the episode with stormy (can't remember her last name) the one who made a tell all book about sleeping with Donald Trump, so they brought out a board of different shaped orange mushrooms so she could point out which size mushroom Donald Trump has!!!!!! Lmfaoooooooo
That woman screaming at the beginning was the funniest thing for me.
Isn’t it weird that Guillermo accepts the role of not white person? Gross
Who is the lady yelling like a banshee ?!
She’s no lady son
Right! I have to lower the volume to silence that annoying yelling/cheer. Sounds like a little Chihuahua yelping... 🤦♂
Haha don't know, but evidently she had a good time haha.
Ginny Thomas
Omg. She's trying to make up for the smaller LA audience.
I was lmao Everytime I heard that one audience member laugh that sounded like a rubber duck with a megaphone 😂
Hyena
Imagine living with that, obnoxious!
It made you laugh? I'm jealous; it literally kept me from finishing this monologue!
Apparently that woman made it her goal to annoy not only every person in the crowd but everyone at home as well!! Great job!!
How dare someone unabashedly laugh during a set.... the nerve. GFY
@@guyfuntyme6050 seriously, she should work on that laugh.
The Croc CEO trying not to laugh out loud is everything
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ AMEN 🙏💯👏❤️
@COD-PTSD "Customer is always right"
@COD-PTSD I wanna read "Maus" except I can't find it in a library. What's that you say about cancel culture?
Thats stretch, he was actually uncomfortable because it wasn't funny.
Is it?
There’s a lady in the crowd having the time of her life.😂
Left earphone agrees :D
@@commanderuseless1685 Glad I’m watching on iPad, no earphones. My cats were searching for the dying rabbit, though.
Probably forgot how to control the volume of her voice after so long wearing a mask lol 😆
@@sophierobinson2738 😅🤣 good kitties.
She’s so annoying hf
That lady is having the time of her life
Yes she is, bless her.
she sounds like a bird
you misspelled "seagull"
@@abb0tt lol, no, they misspelled "coyote"
She is annoying beyond description. It’s that weird American whooping thing that Europeans find so strange
I love the pizza crocs and I love Jimmy with his big heart and great sense of humor.
That's exactly what i love about the man, hes always with a smile getting ready for a laugh....
Hes a kind man too
Love me some Jimmy Kimmel !!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️
I love the laughing of Guillermo it makes naughty jokes even more naughty
OMG I need these Crocs to go with my Colbert "Is Potato" shirt!
Is potato 🥔 lol …
Let's see if Mike Lindell is "Still Standing" after he has to pay Dominion Voting Systems 1.3 Billion Dollars 🤣
And I hope Elton John sues him.
Hollywood
Will never be the same
SOAD...
Jimmy said “candle in the wind “ suits him better 😂😂😂
@@TampaDave I hope so too. I was actually wondering if they had to pay him for that. If asked, I'm 100% sure Elton would say no!
Lindell does NOT have charisma. All he has are strong lungs. Lucky for him, breathing is mostly involuntary. Unlucky for us, thinking is voluntary.
I love that Jimmy is doing that for children's hospitals. He has such a big heart.
It’s a side effect.
All of Jimmy's Croc ideas were sensational! As a '70s nut I really liked the Chia Crocs.
Hello beautiful lady you look sweet, where are you from?
I was hitchhiking about 80 miles east of El Paso, Cruz's bus stopped for me in 108 degree heat: "I ain't getting on that thing!"
I've heard of wanting the last word but this is the first time I heard some lady trying to get the last screech. Love it.
I don't love it. It's fuckin annoying. She embarrassed herself.
This is the only time in my life that I can say that I want crocs.
You have no idea what you are missing.. They are very comfortable.
While watching that segment I said to myself 'I want a pair of pizza crocs!' 😄
@@nanarose8537 And we have to love Jimmy EVEN MORE than we already do. His wanting to do something for the Children’s Hospital is just wonderful. ❤
I was thinking the same thing
@@rg7846 are they better than Birkenstock?
Crocs CEO a very chill guy, I like him. If the Crocs at the end were real then props to both the company and Jimmy for raising money for charity. God bless.
Crocs is a very charitable company. After a wildfire destroyed nearly 1,000 homes in Boulder County, CO, they gave every child in the Boulder school district a free pair of crocs. Then they gave all teachers a pair. Lots of other charitable stuff too.
Very cool, I wear Crocs all the time at work as a nurse at a large urban hospital!
That is such a good thing.
I've tried their other styles and they're not very comfortable, they really need to improve their shoes not just be charitable. What good is it if you can't wear it? 😂
Some boss he is
When a company donates their own goods that's usually a publicity stunt. I'm not saying that's what it was but if they were really being helpful and maybe they did they would have dumped a lot of money on the community. Not a bunch of shoes with holes in them. Definitely a step up from rolls of paper towels but not much, keep it real folks.
Crocs are made out of crude oil. Very bad environmentally. Literally leads to global changes. Linked to drought and wildfires. Giving away crocs at cost and getting a tax credit is not that charity. Its cheap advertising
I’d definitely rather have Covid than ride around Texas on a bus with creepy Ted
😄
Anything would be better that a second with flying Cruz!
@@nickstringer6456 Your reply doesn’t make any sense seeing as how I was being facetious (which everyone except you understood), but to play along with ignorance, It’s highly unlikely I would get Covid seeing how I’m intelligent enough to get my vaccinations.
@@jcoopes5604 If we mix what I said with what you said we would have the “flying creep”. Sounds right to me😄
@Bill Goodman Grow UP!! You are NOT in 3rd grade any more!!!
Finally! Crocs that will blend in with the Butchers floor.
I love the "pizza crocs" but those look more like "accidentally walked through a crime scene crocs."
Glad he’s back on his home stage!
great vacation negotiation. Can I get the name of his agent to help with my walmart job vacation package?
@@healthy2202 he sure does
Beaver nuggets is what Teds wife calls his nuts. This Jimmy is the best. Side note: His prank calls and pranks to his aunt, etc. are amazing!
That's hilarious, hard to believe Rafael Cruz wanted to reach for the beaver nuggets! 😂
Guillermo is an international treasure and must be protected at all costs! ❤️❤️❤️
I haven't quite been able to make out how Guillermo makes his money ...... mostly sitting on a chair 🤔
He needs his own show
Hell yes I love him.
You could put a dial on them and call them "Croc-a-dials"
"Croc-a-Dials. The shoes that bite!"
Thank you for being who you are Jimmy. Put a smile on my face and warmed my heart.
Look how shiney 45's face is...icky.
Children's Hospital is one the best hospital in the nation.I worked there for years...NICU/oncology. My best friends son had a heart transplant and a kidney transplant there. My sister back in the late 50's was there for months. They saved her arm she was 3 years old. Miracles happen at Children's Los Angeles. 🙏💜
That must have been very rewarding and challenging, I'm a nurse working in oncology at a large urban hospital in the Midwest however most of my patients are over 60
At 4:25 Trump is the most orange I've ever seen him, and that's saying something.
Way to go Jimmy! Wishing you the best on your Pizza Crocs for the Children’s Hospital!
That CEO has a great sense of humor, makes me want to buy my first pair of crocs and never wear them
Jimmy Kimmel is so sweet and kind to do that for children's hospital. Whatta nice man
They are not real. I checked.
@@freethinker8274 no you didnt little buddy.
@@rickton2517 Yes, I did. I searched by his name and for pizza crocs. I am not your buddy, pal.
@@freethinker8274 I checked too just for the hell of it. ZERO results returned "cannot find" etc. BTW I'm not his pal either, chief. Jimmy's a great guy and I believe an extremely decent and charitable person, but maybe it is a tad in poor taste to endorse fake crocs for a charitable cause like sick children? Just saying, it is weird he would do that so maybe they will come out and it is just an oversight? Hate to be that overly sensitive guy but I fail to see the humor there.
@@freethinker8274 no you're not his buddy, but you ARE one despicable little MAGAt troll 😂
Pizza Crocs are an amazing idea for charity!!!! I'm definitely buying a pair!!!!!
The strap should have been the crust of the pizza but yeah they are cool, I like the extra toppings idea.
Omfg lmfao I love at the end of the meeting Jimmy sticks his hand out for the hand shake and then Guierrmo just waves lol omfg I love him
I think questions from Billy should be a recurring segment 🙂
I don't remember a slight incline being one of Superman's weaknesses, though...🤔
Maybe the incline was made of Kryptonite...
Or Diaper incontinence. Who knew.
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
ayooooooo
Lol
Can’t remember Superman ever standing like he just sharted
Omg! That is too funny.
😂😂😂
You winz the internetz for tonight! 🤣
That's because Superman doesn't wear "Depends" like Trump does...
not for nothing, he's daiper donnie
😂😂😂Omg Jimmy and his crazy ideas…. He’s a generous dude when it comes to kids ever since his son diagnosis ❤❤😊
The woman with her fists in the air, sitting next to the guy in glasses and a blue ball cap, is not annoying in ANY way..... one could listen to her smooth, calm voice alllll day. (eye roll)
I wouldn't want to be sitting in a movie theater for two hours playing a comedy with that hyena laughter woman.
My kid asked me when he was 4, do ants fart? I told him if they do, I had never heard it.
Actually, one way of killing ants, if they are infesting your kitchen, is to feed them icing sugar mixed with baking soda. Ants will internally build up gas, but are unable to fart- so they explode.
That woman in the audience was calling to her goose brethren; she’s telling them now is the time to fly south since Jimmy is finally back home.
very funny croc segment - and great sense of humor from the CEO. I think, Jimmy, you need the assortment crocs - one of each (croc er spaniel, chia crocs, etc.etc. ) Fantastic.
Trump’s skin reminds me of that Seinfeld where Kramer uses butter as sunscreen and fries himself.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The idea they missed with the crocs is make it a cheese pizza and have those little clip on things they have for crocs in each topping.....instant extra sales
The "pizza" pattern looks more like flowers than pizza. Cheese would have been easier to imitate.
Which is exactly what the ceo said. Congrats
@@juliebraden6911 yet they still managed to miss it. 🤦🤦♀️🤦♂️
@@romazone101 definitely, and I agree completely
@@SoManyRandomRamblings they discussed the idea. In light of their discussion, how can you assert they “missed” it?
"Sorry, they didn't have a Superman shirt in your size, but I bought flowers for Melania." "What? Why?'
That lady sounds like the bride-to-be who's at the club with her friends on her bridal shower trip. WOOO! WOOO! 😂
Great show Jimmy. I remember that superman stunt Meathead had planned when he was leaving the hospital, when it happened. Ted Cruz is so freaken slimy. Ugh!
I remember hearing about that too.
My goodness, that one woman in the audience with her LOUD cackle! 😣
*rump is looking extra orange on that stage!
Hey Jimmy, mike pillow would love to get back on air with you!
Jesus, that woman cackling at 2:50 sent my neighborhood dogs into a barking frenzy!! Imagine having to listen to that every day! 🤨
Thank you for much love and support, I appreciate your kindness. 🌹❤️
Please beware of imposters.am.very
"Typhoid Donny" is too kind.
The Estate of Typhoid Mary has already filed a defamation suit.
4:25 That is most orange I've seen trump and that's saying something.
As an Elton John fan since 1973 I can say with much certainty he would NOT want his music to be played at such an event!
It sickens me that DT keeps playing music and the artists keep telling him to stop but he carries on.
You are correct, but Trump doesn’t care. He has used other artists at his rallies without their permission such as Tom Petty, The Rolling Stones, Elton John and many others. Eventually he will cease and desist after getting threatened with a lawsuit. It’s not like he has many options for rally music though. Most artists don’t want to be associated with him, and you can only play “God Bless The USA” so many times before people’s heads start to explode. 🤣
The Beaver nuggets joke just made my day. Lol
Is it me or is DTs tan going from orange to sun-crisped?
Yeah he looks more like burnt umber from the Crayola pack! 🤣
@@oneirishpoet 😅😅😅
@@oneirishpoet Maybe it is a sign he should be burnt umber a nice broiler. For punishment, that doesn’t sound the least bit cruel or unusual, to me.
Sir Elton should sue these nuts
Really, that was my first thought. I wouldn’t expect him to give permission for it to be used to promote a catastrophe like little Tad here.
“Teddy, don’t worry, your mommy is here, taking good care of you.
…mommy’s gonna see you through.” - Paul McCartney (or “Faul”, if you prefer)
No disrespect but I believe "Deez nutz" is the preferred nomenclature for this particular expression. Unless of course you are actually pursuing litigation on behalf of said nuts.
I think the crocs idea is brilliant. Also the crocdogs and even crockats. I have a pair of slippers made of mallard ducks.
Segue from his crew getting covid to the audience no longer needing masks was silly😊
Pizza crocs is actually a good idea.👍👍👍
Sounds cheesy!
Best looking Crocs out there by far! 💯 If I could bring myself to don those abominations, these are the ones I'd get.
yup
So glad someone was brave enough to speak this truth.
Best looking Crocs by far is like saying best looking malignant tumor by far.
Plus it would go to charity, but I feel ya I don’t like them, unless you’re potty training kids! (Washable)
The beaver nugget joke made me laugh so hard I peed a little 🤣🤣
06:39 "stop by the Buckey's for some beer & Beaver Nuggets and wash it all down with stepmom porn" MY COMPLIMENTS TO THE WRITER WHO CAME UP WITH THAT
He’s gone with a darker shade of blush…he’s tryna shake the “orange” stigma ..😅😅😅
Jimmy , I’m old and I buy them just because you designed them!
Me too!
That living squeak toy made this episode for me
I love when Jimmy drops his Howard Stern Show dog whistles: Babysitter Porn; Rattlesnake Crocs; Croctober… all unmistakable nods to the listeners.
I actually wish that Trump went ahead with his Superman idea. He would have been the butt of the joke in every part of the world... not that he isn't already.
You have to admit that he has been the most entertaining President you had so far...
@@leonlowenstadter9223 If you're into horror movies.
And joe should be in a Assistant living house.... NOT THE WHITE HOUSE!!! we and literally now the but of every joke from other countries...thank you dinosaur joe
Without trump you wouldn’t even watch this show lol
Well he's not actually! I think Biden is stepping up for this one- shaking hands with nobody, calling out people in the crowd who are dead, repeating himself during the speeches 😂
Goes to show how blind the left are, their President is failing but they still pay out Trump. What a joke!! I live in Australia and the whole country are laughing at you all right now. Putin is going to walk all over Biden haha morons!!!
These crocs will be a hit in the operating room!
“His Maggotsky”😂
That was a particularly well done segment.
When it comes to Donnie and interviews, he never learns. He knows that those interviewers aren't likely to portray him in the way he wants, but he just can't resist the feeling of importance that comes from being interviewed or the attention he gets from it. Classic narcissist.
Jimmy, love you for the Children's Hospital of LA!! AWESOME
And Biden
Pop Crocs where you pop out the ones at the front with your toes would actually be fun!
Sweaty Teddy.....I never get tired of using that phrase.
They're poking a caged Banshee with a hot iron! LMAO 🤣 😂
Tickling a hyena
She's doing the #45 mating call! LMAO 🤣 😂
Sounds like son Billy had been hitting the marshmallow goodness of Lucky Charms! I love Jimmy's kid stories. I like the pizza Crocs 🍕!
FANTASTIC the crocs for children hospital charity
Even if I don’t watch the whole show I never miss his monologue it is just hilarious what he comes up with love or hate thanks for the laughs we need something to laugh about!!!!!!!
I like it when they post the monologue on UA-cam before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
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It's 10:25pm ET
Parrot.
Me too!!! 👍
I'm in Tucson
738
same here
I’ve never owned a pair of Crocs but I want the pizza croc toppings. The chia crocs 😂 sound fun.
I liked the Croc-opus ones the best with the tentacles.
That lady, the sounds of alcohol 😂😂
I didn't know you could have hyenas in the audience that's pretty cool..
Right!? My God, woman...
Lol that's hilarious 🤣
So Ted is promoting drinking alcohol in the middle of the day 🤔
You'd drink beer for breakfast if he was your state's Senator!
Well we had a president who promoted drinking bleach so why not a 6 pack for lunch.
The woman screeching every two seconds is doing my head in.
The lady with the big funny laugh 😅😂
Trump is losing the rest of his mind.
You can loose something you never had
@@robwienema7670 you mean he still have a mind? I thought he was talking and thinking out of his azz
Person, woman, man, camera, TV
Yeah, and someone who was born blind has lost the rest of their sight.
He lost his mind at birth
Is Elton John gonna sue trump for using his song?
Wanna hear the most INSANE laugh in the world?? Go to 2:50 to hear an audience member "laughing" that actually throws Jimmy off. It sounds like she's being assaulted lol. Wow, that sh*t is bananas!
that cut scene around the 4.26 omg see the colour difference of his face to his neck lol thats funny in it self
Hi Jimmy you are like great sunshine in the night love your fantastic humour. Have to get me a pair of crocs for sure
No. Don’t do it. In the name of all things holy. 🇺🇸🙋♀️
@@rockforester7908 I feel you, but a year ago I put on a pair of Crocs and haven't had pain in my toes since then. But lord are they ugly
Just kidding ha ha
Imagine your nurse coming in with Crocs with splattered red on them. First thought Will be blood run away 😂😂🤣😂
Pizza Crocs is fire 🔥
Love my crocs, have at least 10 pairs. 💚 The pizza crocs have a Halloween vibe to them, a tad bloody.
Careful Jimmy... he might sue you for being mean! 😂
Let's all do our part this November to Make Accountability Great Again!
The Croc CEO is amazing.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 😉 🤗❤️👍
I love Jimmy Kimmel's jokes about Republicans
trump complaining about other criminals is funny asf