How to Throw a Duck (Gort Dies)
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- Опубліковано 31 бер 2024
- OH BOY WEVE OFFICIALLY TAKEN IN 95+ ANIMALS IN THE LAST 30 DAYS! I AM VERY UNWELL!!!!
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Warm Regards,
Uncle Farmer Dad Ben 👨🏻🌾🤝
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I like to think that Ben keeps rehabilitating the same owl over and over again
repeat offender
owl is never clean 😥
Who?
Thought the exact same thing, and immediately checked the comments lol RIP. Bro needed a vape, and it ended up killing him
No wonder he's sick of injecting things into owls
lol that poor dove, "doesn't look like he's doing too hot" and it's never mentioned again. RIP
“doesn’t look like he’s doing too hot” had me on the fucking floor☠️☠️
He hit the zaza or window too hard. Not sure which one
He feeds the ones that die to the predator animals in his care. Nothing goes to waste. Pretty cool.
I feel bad but that may have been the funniest thing I've seen in one of Uncle Ben's vidjas
I feel horrible for laughing at that part
Kumala vs Savesta ends in a literal fairy tale ending. Savesta in his greed drives his brother Kumala away, only for Gort and Quandale to choose Kumala and subsequently outcast Savesta instead. Beautiful, truly
Oh cool! Thanks for explaining! I was so confused! At 4:30 Uncle Ben said Kumala was going to a friend's petting zoo in North Texas but then in the next sentence he said Kumala will stay here. I thought maybe it was a mistake? But it makes more sense that he changed his mind and Savesta is leaving instead.
@@Ferocious_FairyHe said Savesta was being sent away right before that. He just got the names mixed up when he mentioned it the second time.
This made me cackle 🤣
It’s the plot of Lion King but capybaras
It is like a biblical epic.
Dear Sweet Grandson Uncle Ben. Retired Horticulturist Chic Daisy here. I think the plant you thought was alfalfa is Sweet Woodruff (also called Galium odoratum or Asperula odorata) used in May wine. It's edible and smells great. It is perennial. You might look into planting alfalfa. Check with your County Extension to see if the perennial will grow in Waco as a treat for your menagerie.
As for your dream of a pumpkin farm. Keep your animals off. Irrigation is a MUST!!! During your heat waves that means heavy watering daily or overnight. Squash love water and fertilizer. Not too much nitrogen. Intercrop with bushbeans and corn for a 'Three sisters' approach.
Good luck!
Fantastic advise gypsy queen !! This young man can use a helping hand with vegetational advice on his homefront..I work in a garden center in Québec and lack knowledge in texan habitats..bless you and your knowledge ❤
Time to start the duck throwing Olympics
Im always so amazed at how knowledgeable some people are on the interwebs
I respectfully disagree, sweet woodruff has white flowers and a different leaf structure. Uncle Ben's plants look like Medicago due to the yellow flowers and clover like foliage.
InB4 Uncle Ben turns the farm into an ark and has a whole second ship to grow the food.
I can't believe you turned your duck into a homing missile to annihilate Gort 😔
Shhh...that's tawp secwet!
Oh no garbanzo beans is hitting the second pound lol
Gort has committed too many war crimes. Uncle Ben had enough
😂😂😂
Gort getting a taste of his own warcrimes
I'm glad Garbonzo Beans has stepped up as Ben's new best friend. It's like he knew he missed ol' Big Ounce (rest in peace).
wahoo 💔🕊️
I'd love to have a duck in my pond. I'm afraid there are too many trees around it, though.
@@infinitejest441_y a a h o o_ 🥺🤧😔
Seeing Patrick hop for joy is so infectious, thank you Uncle Ben, I feel my depression melting away.
Patrick is one of my favorites
And seeing how big his horns have gotten. Love it
I'll make your depression last for 2 milliseconds longer 😂
"He doesn't headbutt me just everyone else" instantly gets headbutt in the face lmao
LOL
came looking for this comment 💀
That wasn’t a headbutt
that wasn't headbutt at all.
Him: OWIE
I love how all the owls you get are always like "ovO", I mean, I would be as well if I got hit by a car but idk, the look at the camera while talking about it is kinda funny as well.
drake
Drake reference?????
The owls are like Drake?
@@heroinabuser5980 wtf is a drake? No, I just made emojis with the letters
@@luckycatdad8369 wtf is a drake? No, I just made emojis with the letters
You could walk around with Garbanzo on your shoulder and wear an eyepatch, like a slightly confused pirate.
He throws the duck and the next clip the duck is back at his hand. It's like infinite throwing knives in Cyberpunk 2077
I love the thumbnail. Garbanzo Beans looks so ready and determined, and Ben looks like he's launching him as a weapon.
Homing missile moment
Uncle Ben training him for battle against Kevin
This Angry Birds update is lookin crazyyyy Uncle Ben
Gerbonzo Beanz is the most underrated animal on the Urban Rescue Ranch
True btw im poo
he's the new main character after big ounce's ascension
Nah its bobo
@@stormsand9also yeah
@@stormsand9thats what I think
Garbanzo Beans is the purest soul on the ranch, so friendly and sweet
Skunks are actually fairly chill. Them spraying is a last resort since once they do it, It takes about ten days for them to do it again. Like most animals they're not in a hurry to start beef, and will start hissing or puffing up as a warning before resorting to spraying. Give them their distance and you'll be fine, and most animals seem to know this. They can be even be kept as pets legally in some states, though they needed to have the scent glands removed. From what I've been told by people who have had them, though this was many years ago so I might be misremembering, without the scent glands they're basically cats with terrible eye sight.
Uncle Ben grunting a lot in this one. Thanks Garbanzo Beans!
LMAO
😭 HUH
Bonk!
Mrs Garbanzo Beans requires a duck house which floats on the pond water. No skunks will bother her and her eggums.
I love how Garbanzo Beans walks everywhere with Uncle Ben. It’s clear he’s been promoted to Vice President of the ranch. 🦆
Yeah Patrick!🎉🎉🎉 Uncle Ben says that Patrick doesn't butt him? BONK! 🤔 Looking Forward to some baby Cappys!😊😊 Too bad about the Bean's eggs. Love and prayers to all!❤❤❤
That was a bink of love.
@@EliteF22 Ohhhh!🥰🥰🥰
Oh you are so sweet!!
So happy seeing Patwick with the zoomies after getting his cast off. 🥰
My favorite duck throwing channel has updated.
Seducktive : "How to Pick up a Duck"
Uncle Ben : " How to Throw a Duck"
The Irony.
I’m finally 13!! Which means I can comment on your videos now! I just wanted to say uncle Ben that I’ve been watching your videos from the start and how well you take care of your animals! You have inspired me to become an animal rescuer when I’m older thank you!!❤❤
This is so wholesome! Follow your dreams! The world needs more people who do!
@@ryanne.5172 thank you! 🙏
I love how random animals turn up and get comfy at the Urban Rescue Ranch. It's like Viva Pinata
ive been obsessed with this game for the past week and i can agree that its exactly what i thought of when the skunk showed up. boy just zoomed past the dababys
Man, anytime Garbanzo Beans is on camera, it puts a smile on my face, much like the late Big Ounce. God rest his soul.
Your mama and papa must be so proud of who you've become as a young man. Bless you and your homestead, you are wonderful❤
3:02 "this man headbutts everyone except me" *immediately gets head-butted*
RIP Gort, I’ll never forget the time when you saved me from drowning after I tried to build my own nuclear submarine
Talented man. Great character. Good story plots. 100% recommend this channel
So glad Garbanzo Beans and Patrick love you so much, to help offset Kevin's hate. As amusing as Kevin is, it's nice to see friendly animals too that show nothing but love.
The frog doesn’t even have to say anything at this point, once I see it I hit that like button. You have successfully Pavlovian trained me.
I just realized (Fortnite)
Garbanzo Beans' protective instincts and constant desire for thrills suggests a reincarnation of a certain Big Ounce, or at the very least, a channeling of his warrior spirit... ❤
9:24 Possums-licking-glass moment 🤩
Thanks! You are the best. Number 1 in my book
🦆 *Lovely Ben, please put a cage or shelter around Mrs Gabanzo Beans and her eggs to protect her from predators while she is incubating her children* 🦆
I hope he plans on naming the baby beans after, well beans. Little Lima, Kidney, etc.
I still remember when uncle Ben was at the old house in Austin this channel has progressed so much!!😊
its progressed a lot but i feel like its gonna turn into a buisness and take all the fun out of it
I don’t think so but we’ll wait and see
same! glad to be part of the journey! 😊
@@certifiedfreyiasimp5569 Kinda impossible to turn a animal rescue center into a business unless its a channel like this where you make money off the ads from the videos. I'm sure he probably gets a bit of money from that every month. Unless he doesn't have ads on I'm not sure
@@certifiedfreyiasimp5569I mean its not a business its a Non-Profit.
Ben it‘s a joy to watch you treating all these new and cute animals all the time! Comparing your farm and it’s possibilities for wildlife rehab to your garden back when you started uploading videos is insane!
I will be your first like 👍
Uncle Ben picking up all kinds of random animals while in town to rescue them is both hilarious and wholesome. Thx Mr.Ben, stay based💪
Gort be finding that infinite food glitch
One of the few channels I consistently watch…love it Ben keep up the good work.
love how sylvesta and kumela are so easy to mix up that the latter is simultaneously going to a petting zoo but also staying at the ranch.
It’s official, Garbanzo Beans is my favorite. Seeing Ben just carry him around under his arm is infinitely wholesome 🦆
Wow, back to back baby drop offs! You certainly are blessed with an abundance of cuteness at the ranch.
Hahahaha “Alright we’re here at Fattys Smokeshop,,, got a call about a dove,,, *zooms in*,,,,, doesn’t look like he’s doin so hot” hahaha
Benny boy, set down your minecraft prayer mat and say a nice prayer to the ouncerton in the sky.
This guy is an absolute unit! Taking care of all these animals... AWESOME 😎❤❤
“This guy will try to headbutt everyone except for me”
*Immediately gets headbutted*
I can now appreciate Kumala’s sigma arc when he trained with the pobbers and qweeen to be able to fend off Savesta.
I would sure love to see Uncle Bdawg let Garbanzo do one of those lovely soothing outros.
glad to se Patrick so happy running in the grass, warms my heart
Love the continued work you do for all of these animals. It’s an underrated and enormous amount of work. God Bless you and keep you!! 💪🏼❤️👑
on my way to the hospital when my phone went off for the vid. STOP THE AMBULANCE I NEED TO WATCH UNCLE BEN!!!
you good?
@@rust3152 i broke my nose eye and collarbone.... ill be ok
Uncle Ben with da Owl fo' today
Happy to see Kumala being integrated into the group again. Hope Savesta has a good life in his new home. Bye little fella
"He will try to headbutt everyone except for me."
3:09 *Patrick headbutt*
Ty for teaching me so many things about animals. Take care and God Bless you and your Ranch. Much love!
Never miss an urban rescue ranch upload
Bro really just said “doesn’t look like he’s doing to hot” as he points the camera at a dead bird. This is why I love the channel
Best rescue channel on YT hands down!
4:29 Awe Kumala is going to a petting zoo😮 ❤
4:46 or is he 🤔
Gerbonzal beans looking pretty duck like
I think Ben is the modern day Noah.....he speaks to all animals....he's a great dude
Doctor Dolittle walks & talks with the animals.
Gonna have to watch in the video backgrounds for boats from now on...
Your thumbnails are the cutest 😂
I smile every time I see a post, my comfort channel.
6:20 Boo Boo lives! 🎉🎉🎉
Crazy how I started watching you with a couple of hundred subscribers and now you’re here fulfilling your life long dream. Can’t wait to see you grow even more!
Certified clappy blappys moments
Patrick is about the most precious thing. I know deer-type species get a bad rap in the US but man I love em. It'll be neat to have him as an ambassador on the ranch, he's just so sweet and adorable lol. Of course the others are awesome too, love seeing what you do man all jokes aside. I hope to have a reptile sanctuary one day so it's encouraging to see I guess.
3:02
"This man is still my baby!"
Kevin: "Mmmmhm!"
I love what you do! I'm jealous and support you, regardless. Love from Ohio ❤
Somehow "I found this free child at Walmart" is the funniest thing I've ever heard. And look at Garfunkopop, what a good sport!
thank you for all your hard work uncle ben. you are a ray of sunshine in my sub box and i try to save your videos for when I'm feeling sad to cheer me up. you're one of my favorite youtubers and your voice often appears in my head to say a funny joke and make me smile. you're doing an incredible job.
This video cured my depression.
Missed the opportunity to make one of the kittens meow in the end, instead of the regular one :D keep up the lovely work uncle Benjamin, doing gods work
Thumbnail is sooo good, the ducks genuine anticipation and excitement is captured perfectly
Uncle Ben, please release me from the cage in your basement
Let Ben take care of you. He'll protect from evil Mr. Ross
you were captured because you did not like the video. It’s up to grucnle Ben to spare or consume now
PLEASE KEEP THE LAST KIBBY AND NAME HIM BIG POUNCE
BOOSTING THIS
Big ounces soul split into two and reincarnated into big bounce and big pounce. The plot thickens.
@@therealikitclaw8124 EXACTLY
My my how Patwick left his healing incubation “box” a whole new antelope. He is the cutest!!!!!!❤
Not only does Uncle Ben do a great job in raising and saving the animals he also shows the not so glamorous side of what he does, Thank you Uncle farmer dad Ben
More Plant Content! The more you know about botany, the more you know about how to care for animals around them. Love you Uncle Ben! ❤️
Hey Uncle Ben! Don't know if you'll see this but I love your content and am proud of all the work you and your team are accomplishing! Stay awesome!
what a wholesome episode Uncle Ben! Its nice to see Patrick hopping around!
Thank you for being entertaining whilst also being an amazing person. God bless you, brother!
My day actually just gets better then i get to watch your video's
My favourite ever UA-cam channel and my favourite Uncle! You're doing God's work buddy! I hope you and the team have an amazing and joyful Easter. Love ya and appreciate ya! ❤️
Awww Patrick loves Uncle Ben❤..oh I almost forgot to tell ya Ahhhhhhh🍋
Thanks uncle Ben for saying 'Latrine' a very commonly used English vocab here in my country and around this part of the world (SEA).I'm from Bangladesh and am a huge fan of this channel and the work that you do. Stay blessed. 💚❤💚
Love you ben, so proud of the many things you've accomplished
Gort noooo
I think if you drove to Austin and threw Garbanzo beans in the air, he'd beat you home
I liked you throwing the duck and the duck is following you around. Quack quack quack. 💜🦆
Praying for you uncle Ben, hope you have a good evening
OKAY THAT WAS JUST UNCALLED FOR UNCLE BEN. SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL LADY 😡😡 7:24
"This little guy will try to headbutt everyone but me😄"
*headbutts me*
Happy Patwik just made my day ❤
every time ben throws garbanzo beans, he becomes more powerful, until one day garbanzo beans will be thrown otherworldly
I know its not funny but damn did 1:08 make me spit out my water
I love how u where holding the owl like a baby doll
6:54 maybe it’s because I’m 13 hours into my shift, but that barn lookin comfy af.