I ASSURE YOU I'M ATTRACTIVE! - Best of Melody
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Cute and funny moments from Projekt Melody's stream.
Best of Melody playlist: • Best of Projekt Melody
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Credits:
Produced by ⯈ / voddity
Thumbnail by ⯈ / mikumoreau
Edited by ⯈ / max_wayne_tw
Not sure what Mel is doing, but she is a professional at it
She's a professional at doing her best.
Her best ain't much but its still her best. 😅
“I assure you, I’m attractive right now!” -medicated Melody
I think Mel has the best zooted line in VShojo with that one
Nurse be like: ua-cam.com/video/MfylJy_nMbM/v-deo.html
Timestamp?
"It's not the piss in the bed, but the piss in your heart that matters." Gods, I love Mel!
Don't piss the bed
Numi's snort laughs are cute
Anesthesia hits everyone different
Do piss the bed.
different strokes for different folks
She got upset at a dad joke, while wearing a hat that said "Daddy", and was calling herself chat's father. XD
Why can’t you be normal?
Melody: I’m sorry, I don’t understand the question
Project Melody was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
It took sum1 with very lil confidence to destroy mellys confidence lmao. I'm sure no one expected the numi video to create sooo many funny ass moments
I appreciate plenty of Mel ass moments even without Num... Oh, this is UA-cam,... nevermind...
Why am I like this?
Because of you Melody! I learned it from watching you.
A turtle approved this video
Project Melody was filmed in front of a live ostrich.
Is this your attempt at branding? Like *Just a Guy without a mustache*
Melody , thank you for not forgetting about your UA-cam addiance. We are greatful we get to enjoy your content , keep being awesome!!!! See you later on CB!
That's not something someone should be saying but it was said and sounded so wrong
@@operator.zack_hasranah I assume then that we won't be seeing you on CB later?🤣
@@aaroncabral6963 no no I never said that 😏 just that on UA-cam it seems out of place y'know
@@operator.zack_hasranah I get you, and I actually learned to call it "CB" from mel herself.
@@aaroncabral6963 I think we all have lol
Mel really took the piss with that morning message
Oh my gosh! I can't believe my truck joke actually made it into a best of video. I know nobody will believe it was me, but that just made my day.
Well done, soldier. 🫡
That line needs to be immortalized for future generations
Mel under pressure doesnt end well. lol
Melody being Brock from Pokemon, seducing Nurse Joy while medicated.
"..pickup line "
Melody is a gem, truly a delight for the ages.
1:10 Proof that Mel is an AI
lol
1:59 brings a whole new meaning to the term, "eye banging"
*mel saying something sexy* PHOTOSYNTHESIS!
me : ho my, that's hot!
I agree. I will use this in the future.
The snorts are the real higjlights here
6:40 Once again, Mel asks the burning question. Why is she like this? The world will never know.
As a healthcare worker, and considering what Mel usually talks about, it could have been so, so much worse.
I got surgery once. I think it was 30 ish mins of being under.
I only remember me going to the bathroom near the end trying to pee and crying that it's hard to pee.
The nurse consoled me.
I was 22 and a big old fat guy.
god all these moments are so great
no matter what Mel does she will always be our adorkable subby
5:10 zen: our battle shall be legendary
Thank You Love You Projekt Melody
-_-
Photosynthesis is sooo hot
I saw a short of you, and immediately knew I had to subscribe lol.
Ffvii music really takes ya back :3
So is it a meme that Melody can't do moans? Because I remember the Ghost Data song.
that poor man’s editing video (hilarious if you haven’t seen it)
Wow Melody hasn't watched Ratatouille ???? What's next is she going to say that Cars is a bad film ?....
They both crack me up
Immortal temptation
Takes over my mind, condemned
Falling weak on my knees
Summon the strength of mayhem
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate
Can't run away
Keep walking the line, between the light
Led astray
Through vacant halls I won't surrender
The truth revealed in eyes of ember
We fight through fire and ice forever
Two souls once lost, and now they remember
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
Disappear into the night
Lost shadows left behind
Obsession's pulling me
Fading, I've come to take what's mine
Lurking in the shadows under veil of night
Constellations of blood pirouette
Dancing through the graves of those who stand at my feet
Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat
A derelict of dark, summoned from the ashes
The puppet master congregates all the masses
Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit
You want this power? Then come try and take it
Beyond the tree, fire burns
Secret love, bloodline yearns
Dark minds embrace, crimson joy
Does your dim heart heal or destroy?
Bury the light deep within
Cast aside, there's no coming home
We're burning chaos in the wind
Drifting in the ocean all alone
I love this goofball
Mel will always be attractive.
I'm pretty sure someone out here has made a Melody out of context. I can assure you that
Proof
Mel, I can't believe I have to say this, but when a girl shows you a picture of herself,it doesn't matter what she looks like, you don't start taking shots at her appearance. Love ya dork.
I mean, Mel made it work somehow. Maybe she knows what she's doing after all.
@@lordzaboem she doesn’t. She’s just lucky.
Nice, new content
(This was sarcasm)
Love this anyways
•_•
.... That pick up line. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BOOOOOO! BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lmao.
Just had a Deja Vu when I looked at the thumbnail, I'm feeling weird guys 💀💀💀
Mel is a treasure lmao
Maybe if I get famous enough, I can meet Mel!!! *beep* *boop* *turning into robot* *activation code 616* *beeep*
Good luck kid 😉
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE USED MY PENGUIN ASSET!
Start of the video,
Right off the bat we got too very beautiful and Nice 😏 ladies on screen
BROS GLAD!
melody almsot perfected the dad jokes( not being a dad)this is a rare occasion in da vtuber space this was hileriouse ... - also wtf am i talking about... to drunk
imagine that
aww good video mel
Tomboy Mel hits diferent.. but nice
I tryed to "research" 7:11 via the sub goal:
Chat asked what's going on,
but no further Info was given.
Science team might find more data in time.
Okay "Daddy ". Har har.
Oh Melly. What is your secret to still being so cute, while being disgusting?
6:18 Ok! But I need to know more...
They're bringing back the dad jokes, huh?
I love ur videos and u are so beautiful and amazing all the time I see like at and my birthday is come up in 2day to go
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If Melody is a virgin, and if she is willing to marry me, 100Milliom $ to every subscriber, and one trillion to melody
And yes this is a nux taku alt account
Still hoping for a Projekt Melody video game.
I think there is one
And don't ask how I found out
Mel and Numi are both so freaking beautiful and adorable! 😍
4:15 'You sure are looking very submissive and breedable right now.' 😁
Melody reminds me of neptune if she was just nsfw
Surgery? Wha' happun?
She wouldn't say what type of surgery it was, but she warned us she would be taking a week off for it immediately after trip to Japan. She only gave one answer, and that was "No, I'm not getting butt implants."
so it’s definitely butt implants, got it
I think it was a boob job because recently she said she had bigger boobs
😂😂😂
Why do they always get something inserted into there butt, when they go to the doctor? I never heard about this except from VTubers^^ Is this more common in USA? Where I live, we just get pills or in rare cases injection (arm).
I PI55 TH3 B3D 2
anyone know what the surgery was for?
Que hermosas vtuber 😍👌
Lol wheres the proof?Just kidding of course your attractive mel.
She's not holsome anymore
What type of plug she's reaching for?
...the slut kind?
@@lordzaboem on twitch?
Shhmoke Weedabix everyday
She's making up all of this stuff about having surgery.
Surgeries don't exist.
Why do I feel like the upside down
You haven't seen Ratatouille!? Sorry Mel, unfollowing you now. You understand.
It's not her fault she hasn't watched Ratatouille lol.
I didn't know but I got surgery a few weeks after mel 💀