And some people think that moon landing was real! wort wort wort! (As if Humans could land on the moon before they even knew what boosted gravity propulsion drive was!)
1:51 Well Mr. Wort, I, I... I think you're cute too... On the spooky side, humans claim to have invented the wonderful dish we call pozole! A scary claim indeed
👉👈🥺You do? I mean... during the Covenant War humans, Sangheili and brutes alike were known to fall down to their knees over my ... seductive appeal.... AND THIS IS A TRUE STORY! WHAT?!!! Wh- ... how am I supposed to sleep tonight knowing this?! Is this true?! It can't be! That's impossible! AAWUBADUGH!!!!!!
@@OfficalWortwortwort yes some times forests with huge tree and a nother spooky fact is that the humans were once be the most deadliest beings in the univers in tuil the sangheili came and surpast them rn they are trying to over throw us but little did they know that we are smarter and deadly and better tech than them
@@subraptor903 I do not hate my fellow Elites, but I'm afraid they are heretics and should be delt with as one ... that or bring them to the light so they can see The Great Journey wort wort wort! I used to be such a big fan of Arbiter before I heard he got all "human" on me ...
I will destroy the Covenant, and if I die, then others will join. You know your "faithful" Arbiter? Thel Vadam? Let's just say there's a big surprise coming up about him.
Spooky human fact: the male humans have external hanging... let's say, jewels in their nether regions that are vulnerable to moving about and causing agonizing pain... Truly a design flaw to despise, whoever must've thought that was a good idea should be better left forgotten... *glares at a flood form in a forerunner containment cell*
Something spooky is that they have terrible fashion choices. I saw one wearing a vest made of denim! Not even close to as fashionable as an active camouflage or high councilor’s hat!
Wort, I hope in good faith that your spooky night was a good one. Do you have in your possession what the Lessers refer to as a, “Discord Server”? I would love to join and enjoy your teachings.
Hello mister wort wort, I am a fellow human and i am so glad to have stumbled upon your channel, it feels so sad to not know even a little bit about shnelain culture when we have achived peace between us so long ago i hope you are doing okay and please be carefull around fellow humans some of them can be evil for no reason, just like that you experience you had in the drinking party. That is all for this video i hope to see you again in the next one and to talk more about our culture. 🫂
Spooky fact almost all humans have cars but many cannot operate them properly
SPOOKY human fact: the males ALSO have nipples
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Brutes are spooky. They'll eat human and Sangheli organs for their meals and feed the leftovers to the Grunts!
Spooky human fact: we can operate forerunner technology
ARGH!
Wort wort wort. Some humans think that their planet is flat!
And some people think that moon landing was real! wort wort wort! (As if Humans could land on the moon before they even knew what boosted gravity propulsion drive was!)
@@OfficalWortwortwort hahaha nishum
You fool. The human Earth planet is flat AND hollow. The Earth is a donut.
@@protonjones54 tabooey
@@protonjones54 By the prophets! It's an ellipsoid!
Spooky human fact: It doesn't matter how hard you pinch the skin on your elbows, you can't feel it
AGHH???? WHAT??? GROSS HUMANS!
Spooky human fact, our noses run, but our feet smell!!!
WTF
1:51 Well Mr. Wort, I, I... I think you're cute too...
On the spooky side, humans claim to have invented the wonderful dish we call pozole! A scary claim indeed
👉👈🥺You do? I mean... during the Covenant War humans, Sangheili and brutes alike were known to fall down to their knees over my ... seductive appeal.... AND THIS IS A TRUE STORY!
WHAT?!!! Wh- ... how am I supposed to sleep tonight knowing this?! Is this true?! It can't be! That's impossible! AAWUBADUGH!!!!!!
@@OfficalWortwortwort It *is* true... I mean, wort wort wort
Spooky human fact: Humans don't lay eggs
WHAT DO THEY LAY?
@OfficalWortwortwort They rather enjoy laying down "Ultra Heavy Beats"...oh, and suppressive fire. Always with the suppressive fire...
@@OfficalWortwortwort The women simply push the infant through an orifice on their lower frontside. Revolting.
Spooky fact: we simp for Cortana... WHO ISN'T EVEN HUMAN, ISN'T EVEN ALIVE
Isn't human? Okay then.
@OfficalWortwortwort she's made of code bars and numbers, not of flesh and bones so that doesn't count as human
Spooky human fact: We refer other humans with different skin color, accents, and language “other race”
ARGH?!
cringe
"Appetite for Nuclear weapons" like Elites didn't glass a lot of planets
Very spooky indeed
WOoOOoOoo!!!!!
Every single one had me totally dumbfounded. These humans are truly unpredictable and endlessly horrific and foul!
No wonder they offend the gods!
Humans farts methane , gas that can be inhaled by grunts.
ew
Taxes.
And what do you mean “Creatures lower then you on the food chains”!?!?
I MEAN LESS WORTHY OF THE GREAT JOURNEY. THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
@@OfficalWortwortwort ohhh...now that makes sense...
Spooky human fact: how they burn down entire forest in one go
THEY HAVE FORESTS?
@@OfficalWortwortwort yes some times forests with huge tree and a nother spooky fact is that the humans were once be the most deadliest beings in the univers in tuil the sangheili came and surpast them rn they are trying to over throw us but little did they know that we are smarter and deadly and better tech than them
Yes btw is the swords of sanghelios a enemy of sanghelios or not
@@subraptor903 I do not hate my fellow Elites, but I'm afraid they are heretics and should be delt with as one ... that or bring them to the light so they can see The Great Journey wort wort wort!
I used to be such a big fan of Arbiter before I heard he got all "human" on me ...
Darn those humans if they didn't exist the galaxy would be in peace but yet here they are
I will destroy the Covenant, and if I die, then others will join. You know your "faithful" Arbiter? Thel Vadam? Let's just say there's a big surprise coming up about him.
Blud Is About To Go On Top Ten Military Kills Of The Covenant
Hehehehehehhe
NOOOO, NOT ARBITER, BACK AWAY YOU DISGUSTING FOOT LICE
@@OfficalWortwortwort ok split jaw, remember the time when we blew you beloved planet to smithereens? I sure do.
Ununderstandable food. Like Chicago pizza, come on now, that's totally a pie or something, not a pizza.
Agreed.
All pizzas are pies.
As a human, I didn't realize how scary we are! Subbing to learn more of your culture!
Spooky human fact: the male humans have external hanging... let's say, jewels in their nether regions that are vulnerable to moving about and causing agonizing pain...
Truly a design flaw to despise, whoever must've thought that was a good idea should be better left forgotten... *glares at a flood form in a forerunner containment cell*
Human porta potty’s oh god the smell its horrible
EW
That stench… I’ve smelt it before
Scary fact: we are very opinionated
THAT'S TRUE AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS OBVIOUSLY FALSE
They poo in bowls spooky
EW
Wort, if you ever play fallout new vegas, I highly recommend staying clear of The Kings
Those guys worship elvis presly and dress up as him
NOT THE PARSLEY WORSHIPPERS!
BY THE RINGS!
...But I love Karaoke! Maybe you just need to hear MY lovely voice... Whorby! 😌
*gulp* arf....
...maybe.... *squeaky wort*
@OfficalWortwortwort Next time I do karaoke, I'll bring you along. You'll love it! ❤
@@nyxx1832 *wort wort wurt*
Spooky human fact: They do not warship the great jorney >:0
ARGHH
Something spooky is that they have terrible fashion choices. I saw one wearing a vest made of denim! Not even close to as fashionable as an active camouflage or high councilor’s hat!
As an insurrectionist i hate the unsc like bro they have no fun like they even have things like the Geneva convention smh
Geneva convention doesn't specify aliens, innie. I feel like I'm being held back when it comes to your crew.
wort WORT
Also our food is good
PS.
What the hell was that "shickle"
NO HUMAN FOOD STINKS
@@NOBLESIX-UNSC IT'S YOUR FOOD, HUMAN
@@OfficalWortwortwort WHAT THE HELL
@@NOBLESIX-UNSC YES. BE AFRAID OF YOUR HUMAN NATURE!
Wort wort wort
Wort, I hope in good faith that your spooky night was a good one. Do you have in your possession what the Lessers refer to as a, “Discord Server”? I would love to join and enjoy your teachings.
Thank you, redmcbread2022. As for this one called "Discord Server" I do not yet, but perhaps in the future of this channel.
HAAAhaha... wort wort wort.
More on that with UNSC, now back to furry chaos.
Да, я тоже ничего не понимаю в этих людях, они странные.
Действительно, это так.
Can you translate this into wart?
You should do a Halloween special 🎃👻💀
this is it wort wort wort?
@ sort of. How about top 5 spooky shangheili things.
@@TheMesa22 but we're not spooky, humans are!
@ what you are saying is shagheili not have things that in their culture that doesn’t scare them?
@@TheMesa22 Okay, okay, us Sangheili have a few spooky things yes ...
...I have a strange fear of Colo, but only when they're living!
Sounds lik covenant propaganda to me 🤔
Humanity reigns supreme. Remember Reach
Is that why your little home world is fragile as glass like your humany spine?
sangeli is a dumb word. the proper terms are "split lip" and "squid face"
This is false. Lies I tell you!
also I like your pfp
Hello mister wort wort, I am a fellow human and i am so glad to have stumbled upon your channel, it feels so sad to not know even a little bit about shnelain culture when we have achived peace between us so long ago i hope you are doing okay and please be carefull around fellow humans some of them can be evil for no reason, just like that you experience you had in the drinking party.
That is all for this video i hope to see you again in the next one and to talk more about our culture. 🫂
ARGH! Human!
...Well... thank you, human!
@@OfficalWortwortwort you should definetly try camomila tea, i heard its good to deal with rough throat