PROOF That Your Life is a LIE !

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @sophiewatson9190
    @sophiewatson9190 4 роки тому +105

    *"ThE pOpE wEnT nOpE"*
    *I'M WHEEZING* 😂

  • @jesse_p06
    @jesse_p06 4 роки тому +202

    "The Pope went nope."
    The best thing I've heard all year.

  • @brynnsheehan7183
    @brynnsheehan7183 3 роки тому +16

    “The pope went NOPE” ~Azzy 2020~

  • @al4ddin_s4ne
    @al4ddin_s4ne 4 роки тому +120

    "There are bugs is chocolate!"
    **Casually removes the piece I just put in my mouth**

    • @talithamanning2082
      @talithamanning2082 3 роки тому +2

      Whyyy I love chocolate but I'm never eating it again I ate chocolate today now I regret watching this video

    • @itsoofyeh5926
      @itsoofyeh5926 3 роки тому +1

      @@talithamanning2082 Wut

    • @whereswaldo1394
      @whereswaldo1394 3 роки тому +3

      But but does taste good? Ya 💃🕺has it killed u? Also no 😂❤️ Chacos good

    • @zipystars6691
      @zipystars6691 3 роки тому +1

      I wish I never saw this comment.....

    • @Violet-zh2uw
      @Violet-zh2uw 3 роки тому +1

      I think theres cocoa in bugs not bugs in chocolate

  • @Ilikepats
    @Ilikepats 4 роки тому +16

    Azzyland: Uploads
    Bots: Allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @karinashirley4236
    @karinashirley4236 4 роки тому +160

    When she said “Your whole life is a lie”
    *I felt that*

  • @miko_cloudz445
    @miko_cloudz445 4 роки тому +100

    “The pope went nope.”
    -AzzyLand 2020

    • @nicholeholland8242
      @nicholeholland8242 3 роки тому

      Me : reading title
      Also me : well anything can happen in 2020
      If the aliens 👽 decide to come on earth i wont be surprised
      😂😂😂

    • @miko_cloudz445
      @miko_cloudz445 3 роки тому

      @@nicholeholland8242 lol

    • @abigailvlogs7688
      @abigailvlogs7688 3 роки тому

      🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

    • @sheluhzkblxckz4260
      @sheluhzkblxckz4260 3 роки тому

      Isn't 2021

    • @miko_cloudz445
      @miko_cloudz445 3 роки тому

      @@sheluhzkblxckz4260 😀 that was 11 months ago

  • @Lockhart21
    @Lockhart21 4 роки тому +5

    Lol, at 9:17 i was actually about to click on a different video!!! 😂

  • @monjjje
    @monjjje 4 роки тому +77

    “The pope went Nope”
    ~Azzy 2020

  • @ineedabadbleep.uhaddisonra2376
    @ineedabadbleep.uhaddisonra2376 4 роки тому +184

    "Proof Your Life Is A Lie!"
    Me; **ever since I was born my life is a lie..**

  • @koyomikoy
    @koyomikoy 4 роки тому +112

    "Im gonna ruin chocolate for you"
    Me eating chocolate: nope nopity nope ima skip this part

  • @Minnie_the_Shinobu_fan
    @Minnie_the_Shinobu_fan 3 роки тому +8

    3:41 i laughed so hard LMAO!

  • @_.tangerinee
    @_.tangerinee 4 роки тому +10

    “Turtles can me very fast”
    My mind: TURTLE SAYS NYOOM

  • @robloxplayer1301
    @robloxplayer1301 4 роки тому +76

    " the Pope went nope "
    - Azzy

  • @brinleetru
    @brinleetru 4 роки тому +40

    Azzy: Your whole life is a lie, I will show you why
    My five year old brain: Ooh! She rhymed!

  • @charati2703
    @charati2703 3 роки тому +22

    "the pope went nope!"
    Azzy 2020

  • @deardollie2924
    @deardollie2924 4 роки тому +78

    Azzy: I don’t mind eating bugs
    Me: you have
    Azzy: **plays clip**
    Me: mhm

    • @skizzle9656
      @skizzle9656 4 роки тому +6

      Not funny

    • @kazu2381
      @kazu2381 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I think it’s funny 🙃

    • @cpcp_11twitchstreamer55
      @cpcp_11twitchstreamer55 4 роки тому +1

      I've ate a cricket it was good

    • @leaomygod
      @leaomygod 4 роки тому +1

      she said:" There is atleast 8 part of bugs in a chocolate bar!" Me: just finish a bar of chocolate after hearing what Azzy said

  • @lilskyler7577
    @lilskyler7577 4 роки тому +22

    Turtle:im slow
    Tuttle again:nobody is here let me move quickly

  • @iwantsomed-
    @iwantsomed- 3 роки тому +3

    "The POPE went NOPE."
    Lol best line yet

  • @kaitlynlovesdogs_7767
    @kaitlynlovesdogs_7767 3 роки тому +7

    When I saw the cereal one- I’m eating cereal right now so imma try it

  • @lesedisegolela5971
    @lesedisegolela5971 4 роки тому +304

    "What else do monkeys eat other than banananas"
    me: Oh idk, maybe MY BURGER THAT THEY STOLE WHEN I WAS IN SUN CITY!!

  • @nerd9347.
    @nerd9347. 4 роки тому +120

    “Your whole life is a lie”-Azzy,
    Me: “What else is new?”

  • @tour2210
    @tour2210 3 роки тому +26

    "There is an average of 8 insect parts in a bar of chocolate."
    **continues to eat chocolate maliciously**

  • @leroybobadilla8624
    @leroybobadilla8624 3 роки тому +13

    “The pope went nope”
    -AzzyLand

  • @sylviastar5440
    @sylviastar5440 4 роки тому +15

    4:46
    I was eating chocolate when I watched this.
    I don't think I'm hungry anymore....

  • @ikonblox
    @ikonblox 4 роки тому +42

    People: FIRST SECOND THIRD
    Me: im just vibing

  • @Certified_haters
    @Certified_haters 3 роки тому +3

    *"The Pope Went Nope!"*
    *"Azzy 2021"*

  • @skilla_live
    @skilla_live 3 роки тому +35

    Azzy " "the pope went nope"
    Me : as i watch this and fall of my bed miserably..

    • @ndudeni
      @ndudeni 3 роки тому +2

      You know. We. I scream. You scream. We all scream nope!

  • @_i.dontevenknowanymore
    @_i.dontevenknowanymore 4 роки тому +104

    I was literally about to leave when Azzy said:
    That’s the end, I’m done

  • @jellytunes
    @jellytunes 4 роки тому +59

    TikTok: also means Time/Clock
    Albert Einstein: " Time is irrelevant"
    Conclusion : TikTok is irrelevant

  • @interstellarca
    @interstellarca 3 роки тому +2

    9:27 whenever I go on tiktok to find a video or song, I end up staying on it for hours

  • @basil6741
    @basil6741 3 роки тому +21

    azzy-“you should never flex like this”
    also azzy- “I GOT THAT AZZY MONEY”

    • @NushMellow
      @NushMellow 3 роки тому

      that music video was for a joke

    • @soniaramirez4397
      @soniaramirez4397 3 роки тому

      @@NushMellow nooooooo that músic video is about azzys life

    • @youareslytherin7600
      @youareslytherin7600 3 роки тому

      Anusha Srivastava she asked her friend to leave her use a private jet for that video

    • @karinakoelsch4095
      @karinakoelsch4095 3 роки тому

      No, that video was actually a joke. But she was just having fun. It was hilarious.

    • @breathezzy3330
      @breathezzy3330 3 роки тому

      Yeah

  • @starlightcity2258
    @starlightcity2258 4 роки тому +45

    *Clicks on video*
    Azzy: *Your whole life is a lie*
    Me: Okaay I-

  • @cakesfd
    @cakesfd 4 роки тому +116

    Turtles are slow on land, that was a tortoise that's why it was faster.

    • @lilianghoniem4826
      @lilianghoniem4826 4 роки тому +5

      Yep. I know. I wonder if whoever made the video of the tortoise lied, and said it was a turtle.

    • @extraordinariii
      @extraordinariii 4 роки тому +4

      @@lilianghoniem4826
      *Or either that person was to dumb*

    • @lilianghoniem4826
      @lilianghoniem4826 4 роки тому +4

      @@extraordinariii Lol

    • @TonyYaDiGG
      @TonyYaDiGG 4 роки тому +3

      Hattie Muirhead nO cAp 🤪

    • @trashgamer770
      @trashgamer770 4 роки тому +1

      BUT IT COULD BE A TURTLE OR A TORTOISE YOU DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T KNOW!!!!😲😲

  • @viviennemartin9529
    @viviennemartin9529 3 роки тому +6

    When I couldn't stop laughing when she said socks are actually squishy.... !!! HAHA

  • @JaxxCraft2
    @JaxxCraft2 3 роки тому +12

    Everyone who isn't allergic to chocolate/dairy is gonna eat non-dairy chocolate now, lol.
    I am allergic to chocolate so I guess I won't have to worry-

  • @wlfscrpi5276
    @wlfscrpi5276 4 роки тому +22

    Azzy: What do they even teach in school!?
    Me: Not much...

  • @sameerbhatia3285
    @sameerbhatia3285 4 роки тому +28

    Me : reading title
    Also me : well anything can happen in 2020
    If the aliens 👽 decide to come on earth i wont be surprised
    😂😂😂

  • @raveenabassi5344
    @raveenabassi5344 3 роки тому +1

    4:51 when ur neighbor/cousin is allergic to chocolate

  • @elli0404
    @elli0404 3 роки тому +1

    0:31 julianne moore be looking different today lmao

  • @haechanette
    @haechanette 4 роки тому +68

    Azzy: there are bugs in chocolate
    Me:puts down the chocolate I was eating

  • @annagall5589
    @annagall5589 4 роки тому +30

    me: *clicks on the video*
    azzy: you're whole life is a lie
    me: welp someone had to say it

  • @videoscomingsoon3796
    @videoscomingsoon3796 4 роки тому +26

    Me: get me A chocolate ice cream
    Azzy: there are bugs in chocolate
    Me: look at my ice cream 🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂

  • @nailahcouch2393
    @nailahcouch2393 3 роки тому +5

    The one with the mini products that is actually a toy its called mini brands search it up

  • @alifayadh9005
    @alifayadh9005 4 роки тому +39

    *"The pope went nope"*
    * _Azzy 2020_*

  • @oIiviaaaaaa
    @oIiviaaaaaa 4 роки тому +37

    Azzy: "Did you know monkeys ate bananas upside down?"
    Me: "How would people not know that-"

  • @franceshanlon2070
    @franceshanlon2070 3 роки тому +2

    at 1:06 my Claustrophobia went up like 85 % i wouldnt wanna be this guy

  • @yassifiedshrek
    @yassifiedshrek 3 роки тому +1

    1:16 Poor dude...=( He’s been working all day.=(

  • @mickyetc2953
    @mickyetc2953 4 роки тому +55

    "The Pope went nope."
    -Azzy 2020
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CodyWhitlock
    @CodyWhitlock 4 роки тому +66

    “The Pope went nope” idk why but that hit different 😂

    • @aimeeraemisch8799
      @aimeeraemisch8799 4 роки тому +5

      He obviously didnt wanna do his job..

    • @Veronica_Sawyer
      @Veronica_Sawyer 4 роки тому +4

      Our only hope was Henry! (Six the Musical reference, couldn’t help myself lol)

    • @ndudeni
      @ndudeni 3 роки тому +2

      Haha haha 😂.

  • @K3eye
    @K3eye 4 роки тому +2

    *I am actually seeing AzzyLand more than my friends in these days*

  • @nathandiviney3299
    @nathandiviney3299 4 роки тому +1

    AzzyLand at 2:15 and on your typing words was hilarious

  • @poutinepack
    @poutinepack 4 роки тому +77

    Azzy: Your whole life is a lie!
    Me: but then isn't that also a lie...

  • @ruoyesoo
    @ruoyesoo 4 роки тому +58

    Title: "Your whole life is a lie"
    Me: *pretends to be shocked*

  • @thewhitelion9931
    @thewhitelion9931 4 роки тому +1

    Azzy just makes me vibe during quarantine!

  • @Vivo-tr6ct
    @Vivo-tr6ct 3 роки тому +4

    At this point I don’t know if I’m breathing right -_-

  • @katesmith3640
    @katesmith3640 4 роки тому +31

    no one:
    literally no one:
    azzy: the pope went nope

    • @sofiabagel2970
      @sofiabagel2970 4 роки тому +1

      Once I heard Azzy say this, I literally scrolled the comments until someone quoted it.
      Thank you.

    • @kazu2381
      @kazu2381 4 роки тому +1

      Lol no kidding

  • @MajorPotato-kd9kr
    @MajorPotato-kd9kr 4 роки тому +32

    Why doesn’t anyone talk about how pretty Azzy is she is beautiful!

    • @erikabrowning3172
      @erikabrowning3172 4 роки тому +1

      She is

    • @dinosaurrat5658
      @dinosaurrat5658 4 роки тому +1

      IKR she’s so pretty

    • @jojitdeguzman3925
      @jojitdeguzman3925 4 роки тому +1

      Looks like ya like her, ya like her don't ya, I mean she is very pretty sounds like ya like her hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha love is truly in the air Hahahahaha soo sweet 🍬🍭I love it❤ (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡ awwww💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕😍💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

    • @erikabrowning3172
      @erikabrowning3172 4 роки тому

      @Shema Remezo no she isnt. How do I know? She is my cousin 😊

    • @erikabrowning3172
      @erikabrowning3172 4 роки тому

      @@jojitdeguzman3925 if love is in the air then I wouldn't be single😢

  • @Kanik_Crow
    @Kanik_Crow 3 роки тому +1

    I've always been opening up bananas that way, ever since I was a toddler. makes sense though, cuz my family always called me a monkey. Maybe it's my spirit animal lol

  • @errm63
    @errm63 3 роки тому +1

    Azzy: There is also bugs over you if you use a microscope
    Me: **uses hair brush and brushes face**

  • @chuues
    @chuues 4 роки тому +62

    "what else do mionkeys eat toher thhen abanas"
    -yep she passed middle school-

  • @minshuang
    @minshuang 4 роки тому +133

    Azzy: “The pope went nope”
    Me: “Our only hope was *Henry* ”
    *Only Six musical lovers will understand*

    • @minshuang
      @minshuang 4 роки тому +4

      Yesssss

    • @KalyanMaddali9
      @KalyanMaddali9 4 роки тому +5

      My friend is obsessed with that I don't know it but she definetly will

    • @smolrose77gacha50
      @smolrose77gacha50 4 роки тому +5

      Yesssssssssssss six the musical. Almost as good as hamilton.

    • @minshuang
      @minshuang 4 роки тому +3

      I love the sound tracks for both! :D

    • @minshuang
      @minshuang 4 роки тому +1

      Kalyan Maddali Nice! Lol

  • @Getoffth1saccount
    @Getoffth1saccount 3 роки тому +3

    “Me seeing which eyebrow I like better”
    🧐🤨

  • @Emily-ml7bh
    @Emily-ml7bh 3 роки тому

    0:04
    Now all my friends and my older sister are calling me Turtle because they thought they were faster than me, LOL I'M SHOWING THEM THAT VIDEO

  • @halliej5216
    @halliej5216 4 роки тому +72

    "ThE pOpE wEnT nOpe!" Azzyland- 2020
    EDIT: THANK YOU GUYS SO SO SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LIKES! this is more than I've ever gotten in my entire life thank you so much!😁😁😁

  • @Crow-xw1vs
    @Crow-xw1vs 3 роки тому +1

    That one that was like how to open a banana Hurt my soul

  • @drhedge5400
    @drhedge5400 4 роки тому

    Man: *pokes bird*
    Pelican: WHAT ARE YOU DOING MA’AM

  • @zzzbatuk
    @zzzbatuk 4 роки тому +170

    Azzy: "Your whole life is a lie!"
    Me: "how did you know?" Like If you Understand

    • @PainwheeI
      @PainwheeI 4 роки тому +3

      Begger

    • @okay_michelle
      @okay_michelle 4 роки тому +1

      @@PainwheeI wdym?

    • @PainwheeI
      @PainwheeI 4 роки тому +1

      @@okay_michelle I'm sorry I can't translate what you said

    • @xstr8nger_thingzx644
      @xstr8nger_thingzx644 4 роки тому +1

      candy cat with a wig [YEET] same

    • @marija5345
      @marija5345 4 роки тому +1

      @@PainwheeI it stands for 'what do you mean'..

  • @alicef9429
    @alicef9429 4 роки тому +48

    Is it just me who almost left when she played the outro . Just me ... ok 😞

  • @LackaDrones
    @LackaDrones 4 роки тому

    Azzy: theres bugs all over you too!
    Me: starts scratchings

  • @macaronmadness6744
    @macaronmadness6744 3 роки тому +4

    The pope went nope
    -Azzy

  • @kskfbdkfbsk4651
    @kskfbdkfbsk4651 4 роки тому +145

    “Your life is a lie” that’s an interesting to start a video...

  • @SALTWATERQUEEN
    @SALTWATERQUEEN 4 роки тому +18

    *When azi post*:
    Me:I NEED TO KNOW HOW MY LIFE IS A LIFE

    • @whyhellothere2144
      @whyhellothere2144 3 роки тому +1

      -Salty Noodles- Azzy*
      Sorry not trying to be rude

  • @emmakate3137
    @emmakate3137 3 роки тому +2

    6:21 wait.....you people didn’t know this?!

  • @Owen_loves_Butters
    @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому +10

    “What else do mionkeys eat toher thhen abanas”
    -Azzyland 2020

    • @Owen_loves_Butters
      @Owen_loves_Butters 3 роки тому

      Seriously, how has my comment quoting something about the video gotten likes and replies?

  • @lollyyamp
    @lollyyamp 4 роки тому +29

    This is the earliest I’ve been to an azzyland video!!!!!!
    Me: OOOOOO AZZY POSTED
    UA-cam: Two comments :)
    Me: let mwee see them plez
    UA-cam: Heck to the No!!!!!
    Me: **silently cries**

    • @zavoolon_3976
      @zavoolon_3976 4 роки тому +1

      Sameeee

    • @Swaggy_shit
      @Swaggy_shit 4 роки тому +1

      I’m only a little late 😁😃😀😄😍😗😙😚🙂😯

  • @mjpotato729
    @mjpotato729 4 роки тому +228

    I love it when people comment “FIRST” like its some sort of achievement

  • @stoopei5963
    @stoopei5963 2 роки тому

    Azzy: “I’m about to ruin chocolate for you”
    Me: **Takes out headphones**

  • @jelenavisic2107
    @jelenavisic2107 3 роки тому +1

    I like how Azzy takes time to search for us
    Thanks Azzy ❤️

  • @harshitakaushal5921
    @harshitakaushal5921 4 роки тому +31

    The first time I saw a turtle in real life it was only having three legs. After a while it started to run like a rabbit!! 🐇 I was really shocked that day.... 😱

    • @tigerclaw5374
      @tigerclaw5374 4 роки тому +1

      I used to find turtles on the road and my mom would put them in the floorboard of her car and relocate them somewhere away from the road.

    • @harshitakaushal5921
      @harshitakaushal5921 4 роки тому +1

      @@tigerclaw5374 nice 🐢

  • @not_saraa
    @not_saraa 4 роки тому +14

    Azzy: there are bugs in chocolates & strawberries
    Me:Throw to the trash my chocolate & the strawberries in my plate😷😷

  • @vlw24
    @vlw24 3 роки тому

    When Azzy's cereal is actually called "sugar crips"

  • @koi-pe1uu
    @koi-pe1uu 3 роки тому +3

    11:15 I HAVE THAT TOY!

  • @Brooke_21010
    @Brooke_21010 4 роки тому +9

    I literally never want another strawberry ever again

  • @stormlinbraye3781
    @stormlinbraye3781 4 роки тому +8

    At first I thought it said “proof your whole life is a life” 😂

  • @addysworld-vlogs9945
    @addysworld-vlogs9945 3 роки тому +1

    I love how when I seen the luggage part my mind automatically went to toy story

  • @jodiehennigan405
    @jodiehennigan405 3 роки тому +1

    When she said the pope went nope XD😆😂😆😆

  • @iriskaplan9021
    @iriskaplan9021 4 роки тому +11

    I got scared when the outro played but then I was like "oh thank god!"

  • @ryanlavallee7508
    @ryanlavallee7508 4 роки тому +4

    "The Pope went Nope" - Azzyland 2020

  • @justmiley22
    @justmiley22 2 роки тому

    00:48 I can’t stop laughing!

  • @baibai9762
    @baibai9762 3 роки тому +3

    Azzy: this is my dude turtle and his name is..
    Azzy: WOW
    me: ok uhh hi wow 0:17

    • @Navi101
      @Navi101 Рік тому

      Lol 😆 🤣 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @jessicangwobia2875
    @jessicangwobia2875 4 роки тому +149

    i hear people getting likes for saying random works so....
    coconut

  • @plebby5397
    @plebby5397 4 роки тому +5

    Noone:
    Absolutely noone:
    The title: PROOF that your life is a lie
    Me: I KNEW IT!!!

  • @rei4177
    @rei4177 3 роки тому

    4:48 (me eating triple chocolate ice cream bar): 👁👄👁

  • @ellalovesbillie
    @ellalovesbillie 3 роки тому

    With the medicine lid in Australia they come with that lid already on it 😂😂

  • @subscriberswithoutvideos-kg3tz
    @subscriberswithoutvideos-kg3tz 4 роки тому +20

    Fun fact: Cats sleep 70% of their life😸😸😸

    • @midnightcookiescookies883
      @midnightcookiescookies883 4 роки тому

      I know it's crazy!

    • @abxntee_
      @abxntee_ 4 роки тому

      That is right if a cat is 9 years it has slept 3 years of it's life!

    • @scion1606
      @scion1606 4 роки тому

      @@abxntee_ No, its a little less than 7 years of sleeping

    • @abxntee_
      @abxntee_ 4 роки тому

      @@scion1606 well idk actually I just heard it so but if I'm wrong I am sorry for saying the wrong info!

  • @sheenarahimi4328
    @sheenarahimi4328 4 роки тому +44

    It weird how everyone is talking about azzy saying it life is a lie

  • @Lenarzik
    @Lenarzik 3 роки тому

    Tbh that half the food I package never happened to me except in the chips bag or some 😂😂

  • @missamanda2920
    @missamanda2920 3 роки тому +1

    I always thought that medicine bottles came with that already there

  • @mokiea7633
    @mokiea7633 4 роки тому +7

    me: ooh nothing can be a lie
    me watches video: what has my parents done to me