Killua:”Who did this?” Me: “black haired rapunsel and pedo clown”. Killua: “who?” Me: “WDYM WHO?!” Killua: “tell me their names!” Me: “Fine…Illumi and Hisoka.” Killua: “…Why didn’t I expect this…”
@@thewomeninblack5236 your name just reminded me of something, when I was little my favorite movie was men in black, but when I would tell my mom I wanted to watch it, I would call it 2 black men 😭😂
Killua: I can't lose you My dramatic ass:well you can cus you don't need someone like me. Killua:I'll go now I will be right back My dramatic ass:you don't have to get back you can just go😁
Fun fact: did you know if you has been "Inpailed" don't take out the thing you have been "inpailed"with. That's because the doctors can see wich of your organs has been hurt. Also the thing you have been inpailed with can be a bleeding stopper so you won't bleed to death 😊
If your ever in a situation with a knife wound it’s actually best not to remove the knife because then you will bleed more. Seek professional help for removing the object and do not try to remove it yourself! Just a little safety tip love the video btw! Thank you for taking the time to make it! ❤️
Killua: I-Ilumi my b-brother....and who else? Me jokingly: Hisoka Killua: Hisoka? Me: Cut the f!cking cameras how the hell did you know I said Hisoka!?!?!? Also me: Are there f!cking cameras in my room or some shit!?!?!?!?!
Well, Killua is the heir of the family since he was the only one born with white hair. Unless if Kalluto, Milluki or Illumi himself is gonna take that place with the permission of their family then he’ll probably stop.
So I was just doing role-play make up and I got the amazing idea to look up this and I have scars on my shoulder wrist arms legs thighs my stomach my neck my face and I don’t think it’s two stab wounds. I don’t hate it . I love it can you take the time to read this you got a new subscriber . Doing what you doing and make nothing put you down as you have all your subscribers to bring you up an amazing night and day afternoon morning I’m sorry if I wake you up I hope it’s worth it (sorry I’m lazy with punctuation)
Honestly you shouldn't remove the weapon that has punctured your body unless it is blocking your airways. You'll lose more blood because nothing blocking the wound.
8:23 Okay, For those who are non-binary, transgender and etc. Please take the "her" as a "them"
Ty I was about to comment about this but thanks :>
Will do!
Just for some advice if you do accidentally use she/her in the title put F¡Listener
You mean their
Killua: please don’t move!
Me: how da ✨phawk✨ am I gonna move if was stabbed to times?😭✋🏽
That's what I said 🙄✋
@@Merlin_GojoSimp 🤣
I'm sorry I'm dumb okay ✋😔
@@D0llp4rtz69 🤣
Two.
Killua: Don’t close you eyes!
Me: UgH I need my bEaUtY sleep
LMAAOAOAOAAO I WAS ABT TO SAY THE SAME THING 😭✋
@@delicatelyyours AHAHAHA
[[Brings an air horn]] RISE AND SHINE SLEAPING BEAUTY
@maximusmonroe Sleep = life
@@dilishasharma3083 bro I relate to all these comments but this, *cheff kiss*
Killua: "Please don't move!"
Me: "is this the squid game? bet, I'll stay still"
Nah bestie, It's Honey Comb and u chose Umbrella🗿
@@yuichanva5123 OH NO
👀
LMAOOOO I’M DYING 😭
Killua: I gotta pull the knife out
Me: NO! Dont do that. I'll bleed to death if you.
To Be Continued…💀
STOP💀💀💀
🤣
Killua: “My brother and who else”
Me: Hisoka.
Killua: “Hisoka”
Me: 😶 OK WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS
I did the exact same thing
That just happened to me😂😂😂😂
THATS WHAT I SAID
Video :
Killua : ILLUMI !!!
Subtitles : hello me !!!
Should this video be funny ? 😂✋🏻
I literally Didn't Notice that💀💀
😂😂✋ i saw it too in MY
✨drama✨ time
Me: *sees title*
Also me: Oop- ☕👀✨
*Also when that door slammed open I flinsh so badly I jumped off of my bed😂-*
Lmao- I made that Sound Effect loud asf so I apologies to your eardrums😔
@@yuichanva5123 Nah its okay my eardrums have always been broken anyway- 😂
@@sienaaaa.l I shall pray for your eardrums
@ab Of course we can be friends! 😁
Killua:”im not becoming an assassin its been year”
Me: 👁👄👁”Ilummi is still trying!?!?”
Yes, yes he is.
@@D0llp4rtz69 💀 the guy just won’t give up
@@Kazumeii zoldycks are just THAT stubborn
@@tornadowolfdakota2234 yup
@@D0llp4rtz69 Damn that Degenerate-
Killua: you were stabbed twice
Me: didn’t you get stabbed by fish thing like millions of times-
Shush, don't judge my dumbness okay ✋😔
@@D0llp4rtz69 ok 😏📸📸📸📸📸
@Gon (╥﹏╥)
@@D0llp4rtz69 *caught in 4K*
@@lola-simp7563 🏃💨
Killua:”Who did this?”
Me: “black haired rapunsel and pedo clown”.
Killua: “who?”
Me: “WDYM WHO?!”
Killua: “tell me their names!”
Me: “Fine…Illumi and Hisoka.”
Killua: “…Why didn’t I expect this…”
LMAOOO
No i would do the same thing- 💀💀
Bhahaha!
Fastest game of Guess Who ever xD
Clown pedo And a black haired repunsel🤧🤧👍👍👍👍👌👌 ilike it
Killua: whatever you do…don’t close them…
Me: 🙂😥😓
“Sorry, had to blink”
Me at the hospital : I thought the doctors were illumi and hisoka
I would recommend to not pull out the knife since you can lose serious amount of blood if the stab was near a certain place of area.
Okey, But I did for the sake for Drama :">
@@yuichanva5123 ok
And why do you know this
@@raidenshogun5146 we don’t talk about how we know
@@raidenshogun5146 It's a known fact
Killua : you were stabbed twice ME : weren’t you torchered by your family and forced to be an assassin from your on will.
LEAVE HIM ALONE 😭😭
Killau:hey..hey hey
Me pretending to be dead : I'm dead but I'm alive
Same
Killua:illumi...? My brother
Me:no mah fuwend itz yo madah 😃
Killua : Illumi? who else?
Me joking: Hisoka:>
Killua:... Hisoka!?
Me : .... DAMMNN-
You just received another subscriber!! 🙏💕
TYSM!!❤️
Your welcome 💕
@@yuichanva5123 and another 👍❤
@@thewomeninblack5236 💞💞
@@thewomeninblack5236 your name just reminded me of something, when I was little my favorite movie was men in black, but when I would tell my mom I wanted to watch it, I would call it 2 black men 😭😂
Killua: “her” “she” me: I’m a dude but get it I guess killua 👁👄👁☝️
This was before I started They/them but on the coming videos I'll be using They/Them so sorry Abt that👽👽💄
But f¥ck it get into it yuh
@@yuichanva5123 it’s okay lmaooo I just thought it was kinda funny cause I’m a boy 😭😭😭🤚
@@Katsukiswife1327 YUHH😫☝️
@@raysthing3849 yUhHHHH
Killua:I'll grab the med kit
Me:wait is this fortnite now or have a need to get off the internet-
Killua: I can't lose you
My dramatic ass:well you can cus you don't need someone like me.
Killua:I'll go now I will be right back
My dramatic ass:you don't have to get back you can just go😁
"she's not in her room"
Me: I guess I'm a girl now
Ah the way of a Listener, we are a shapeshifter
Fun fact: did you know if you has been "Inpailed" don't take out the thing you have been "inpailed"with. That's because the doctors can see wich of your organs has been hurt. Also the thing you have been inpailed with can be a bleeding stopper so you won't bleed to death 😊
Killua: “Stay here”
Me who’s literally just been stabbed 😃⁉️
I swear its so ill die for you're fckin' VOICEEEEE
I'll die with u don't worry💃🏼❤️💞
OMG DID YOU ACTUALLY REPLIED-
If your ever in a situation with a knife wound it’s actually best not to remove the knife because then you will bleed more. Seek professional help for removing the object and do not try to remove it yourself!
Just a little safety tip love the video btw! Thank you for taking the time to make it! ❤️
She did it for the Drama and also not trying to be rude but the way you wrote it you sounded like an ad or warning on a knife packing/ad
😭😅😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭😂🤣🤣😅
Why do I always think I’m in an alleyway and I’m sitting right by a wall…..I need help…..
Actually KILLUA ARE YOU TRYING TO KILLUA(see what I did there hehe) ME????LIKE YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO PULL OUT THE KNIFE!!!!
For the sake of Drama he did it👊
(yes, I see what chu did there( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
[[Achievement unlocked,You got another subscriber!!!🥳🎊🎉]]
Killua: I-Ilumi my b-brother....and who else?
Me jokingly: Hisoka
Killua: Hisoka?
Me: Cut the f!cking cameras how the hell did you know I said Hisoka!?!?!?
Also me: Are there f!cking cameras in my room or some shit!?!?!?!?!
Killua: just stay here please
Me: bitch I’m dying I can’t get up so where am I going to go? 💀💀
Heaven??
@@yourfather9129 you got me on that on-
@@certifiedhoodcrises LOL
Like ain't a better time to organize the spice rack than right now AND DONT U DARE TRY TO STOP ME oh wait I've been inpaled
@@zanderg7048 😂💀
Early 😁
Hello! ^v^
@@yuichanva5123 Hello! ^^
this is so cute😍....but sad😢
Part 2 plzz
Oh no my poor boy also if i was injured or hurt he would take care of me
I feel sorry for illumi because he is trying so hard for Killua become a assasin
Oh that’s so sad,
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..I Don’t
Well, Killua is the heir of the family since he was the only one born with white hair. Unless if Kalluto, Milluki or Illumi himself is gonna take that place with the permission of their family then he’ll probably stop.
SAVING THE WHOLE SERIES😉😉✨✨
OMG IM DYING TY🚑💀⚰️
@@yuichanva5123 Your welcome 😉😉👍👍
Killua:who did this to you..?
Mr:HOESYCA
Hoseca:…d@mn,RuDe
So I was just doing role-play make up and I got the amazing idea to look up this and I have scars on my shoulder wrist arms legs thighs my stomach my neck my face and I don’t think it’s two stab wounds. I don’t hate it . I love it can you take the time to read this you got a new subscriber . Doing what you doing and make nothing put you down as you have all your subscribers to bring you up an amazing night and day afternoon morning I’m sorry if I wake you up I hope it’s worth it (sorry I’m lazy with punctuation)
👁👄👁
Love your very sweet but knowing illumi and hisoka I should be dead at the moment 💀 the med kit mayyyyy not help much 😂
The med kit had bandages...... And
✨ m a c i c ✨
HAHAHA
HAHAHHAH
Killua: call me if you need anything
Me: SIR DO YOU THINK I CAN?
You got a new sub!!!
The chicken in the back be like: cok a doodle doo 😂
Killua: "Are you okay?"
Me: "Yeah, totally, just got stabed two times by your brother :)"
Killua: Pls don't close your eyes😢😢
Me: Oops sorry had tp blink👁️🫦👁️
Another sub joined you
Honestly you shouldn't remove the weapon that has punctured your body unless it is blocking your airways. You'll lose more blood because nothing blocking the wound.
Do you think you could do one where Killua DID become an assassin and he got a new target and it was Listener? 😅😅
Hi :>
Ohayo!😸
I’m lateeeee
It's Okeyy
I am 4 days late because I am new subscriber
@@simivalleydave it's Okeeeey! And Tysm for subscribing! ^^❤️✨
@@yuichanva5123 I have a quick question what are your pronouns
@@simivalleydave I'm a she/her😌
Anyone else have a fuckinh clue who's he talking to?🤔
Us, were listener
@@eggspooning3900 Hello, dear Listener.
8:23 ok I don't have a problem I am an she/her
MEANWHILE... me being gay for killua..
Finding out he has a crush on Gon
Me:
IMA FUC----
I'm sadly 1 month late 😔✌
This is Sad But Why It Sounds Kinda Lol
Where was the wound?????🤨
Problably our abdomen or somewhere on our torso
@@jessw2390 thanks i honestly didn't know where 😅
@@emscast2346 pfttt I’m just guessing sooooooooo-