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This week, the boys talk about new ideas for Ludwig's video, hosting the world's greatest gamer tournament, and how a hacker tried to take down the event... (Episode 112)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:58 - welcome back to the yard
00:01:25 - sorry about aiden saying slurs guys
00:02:00 - timbits
00:04:24 - slime has an idea...
00:06:00 - ludwig ejects
00:06:30 - erobb rocking some ed hardy
00:09:07 - slime could settle down with a woman like aiden
00:10:56 - the cutest thing aiden does
00:11:24 - we're going to france!
00:14:40 - why the internet went down at the event...
00:21:40 - match fixing
00:22:56 - all the pro gamers went to a dinner
00:24:10 - Hello Fresh!
00:26:25 - the tournament had pro's from all games
00:28:25 - slippi killed a piece of melee
00:31:05 - shake still catches strays
00:33:05 - ludwig worked tenz in street fighter
00:36:47 - slime asked the XDefiant dev about 9 dogs vs 1 dog
00:38:00 - the ONE thing ludwig wasn't allowed to do...
00:45:49 - ludwig talks about refusing loads on broadcast
00:49:40 - drunk tenz
00:51:18 - mang0 was a menace at the dinner
00:54:20 - OFFBRAND group photo
00:56:50 - MeUndies!
00:59:04 - RIP Zippers hand :(
01:02:32 - the mr beast drama
01:06:05 - giving ludwig a content idea for his video
01:06:24 - nicks idea
01:10:13 - slimes idea
01:12:26 - aidens idea
01:18:50 - the geoguessr segment of the podcast
01:20:50 - the yard could dust messi
01:26:30 - ludwig's neighbour warned him
01:28:25 - thanks for watching!
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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"It's like two colour blind people arguing if a rubix cube is solved" is my new fav quote from the show
Ludwig saying "That's what Willy Wonka did" SO FAST made me choke!
for real banger episode this week@@megamuffin92
The problem with that comment was after he said they were both wrong but if one is arguing it is solved and the other is saying it is not solved how can they both be wrong unless its simply not a rubix cube and they are actually blind
@@owenfitzgerald5928I actually couldn't imagine being this dumb did you not listen like at all?
@owenfitzgerald5928 It can be partially solved. You can get the first 2 layers. If they are colour blind, they'll never know.
The entire "giving ludwig video ideas" segment is easily one of the funniest segments of the pod. I was crying by the time we got to "de-claw and de-fang a bear and put him in boxing gear"
nick lashing out and spraying and praying one liners was just glorious
I know I'm almost a year late but I was thinking the same thing. I almost pissed myself during the entire segment.
Hey guys- Janet here, couple comments about this episode-
1) Tetris is an awesome game, it is crazy cool when it invades your dreams and you play in your sleep.
2) Looking for content? The Yard East Coast is still and option, I’ve got some fun content ideas available in my area. I am NOT near New York City so you will have fun.
3) Got my yard hoodie from Dave. I LOVE IT! When you come for the East Coast visit maybe I can get some autographs?😊
Enjoyed this podcast very much! Love you guys.
Hi Janet. Not your mom here
Hey Janet, good to hear from you. Would love to kick it on the East Coast, sounds fun. Love you.
Ludwig should take cares of 9 dogs and slime and see if it's easier than just slime by himself
I should take care of your mom
@@moastr you're gonna need a shovel
This podcast clearly demonstrates why you shouldn't talk to slime before he had his coffee.
Video uploaded 18 minutes ago. Comment written 18 minutes ago. 88 minute video. How did you come to this conclusion?!
@@ZachAndCheesehe literally says it before a minute into the video
@@milesgreenwood5036 Ok and you know my name is ZachAndCheese. You know nothing about my personality. Saying this podcast clearly demonstrates the reasons why you shouldn't talk to Slime prior to drinking a coffee seems premature when all you know is that he did not drink a coffee. This is just someone desperately trying to get top comment off rip.
Lame
@@ZachAndCheesethe audio version is released a day earlier than the UA-cam video
They should really make slime take care of 9 dogs for a day
that would be an amazing special
he already does that every day working with ludwig
@@chrispifiedchrist why is he catching strays what did he do to you christopher
@@frog8873 road dogs for life yknowwhaimsayin
They should just put slime in a house with 9 dogs for a week and see if it changes his stance
Something makes me think the dogs might not make it
One of them needs to be Swift so he’s stressed about keeping QTs dog alive constantly.
Had a dream that Aiden told me I watch the Yard too much. Woke up and thought “I don’t have to watch the Yard today”. Saw this had been uploaded 7 minutes ago. I feel like an addict
This isn't real. Wake up
I think I am unironically addicted to the yard
@@nhasirduck3500 we yearn for the yarn podcast
so you have dreamed this man
@ZedsDeadBaby117 oh my god......... I literally fell asleep to the tattoo bracket episode last night. 😰
I made parking free in La is the craziest statement I’ve ever heard
At this rate we will know slimes whole phone number by episode 1,112. Always something to look forward to as a yard viewer
it’s amazing that the yard loves putting all their effort inside us
I love having someone shove their effort in me
So filled for you
I love getting filled with long hot ropes of effort
This podcast has become so big for us
My Tetris blocks are gaping for them
"Electronic Robert is gaped for us now, Dubbin" sounds like the intro to an AI generated The Yarb trained exclusively on everything Slime has said since he turned 27
Nick's pay for LA parking for an entire day has the same amount of thought as "I, Mr Bean, ate a tire."
Solidarity to Aiden for staying strong and continue to call them Timbits ✊
“Bro I just ordered half a lap dance” is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while
Nick’s idea is just a Mr. Beast video except instead of helping the deaf or blind, it benefits LA car owners??
the yards ads that they run mid ep are the only ads i dont skip because theyre actually too funny and full of personality.
Internet historian has some bangers as well
nick drinking matcha?? he’s never beating the lesbian allegations.
When Aiden said keeping your controller on you just in case there was an opportunity to play, i felt that
As someone who knows people who have parked before and will continue to do so in the future, that is an excellent idea nick
Ed hardy is absolutely back. Not even ironically the girls love it now. Vintage ed hardy i genuinely like a great find.
I've been waiting to hear Nick's idea since he first mentioned it on the podcast forever ago. I'm... not sure how to feel.
It’s so bad
The bone marrow story with prior context for Tenz being drunk from Mango makes it so much funnier
This podcast started on probably the best bit you guys have done I’m crying tears at the Willy Wonka DwarfProstitute Factory
this episode was so warm and cozy. tired bear vibes. how lovely.
The absolute genius that Aidan brings this episode in his commentary about class struggle is unmatched
"magicians were youtubers before youtubers" is a godly take. Wlime
sWime
The yard film festival would go so hard please do that
weekly 90 minute staring contest with aiden's thighs was good this week
Can finally check the frank zappa box on my bingo card. Been waitin' a long time for this.
I NEED to point out that slime is wearing the same socks today as he was on the UA-cam gaming livestream
I’m literally in tears at the whole “parking” bit, “let me tell you about the parking because that’s the best part”
Nick was so defeated 😂😭
"Spiders can DDoS with their multiple hands" i think you just described a plot point in _The Bad Guys_
The fact that gamebattles and mkwii were referenced within like 10 seconds of each other is crazy to me, those are the two biggest games from my childhood and got me into competitive gaming
shoutout mrbean35000vr
I remember those days of DDoSers ,most of them didnt have bot nets and would use more of their bandwidth trying to take someone else out than would actually effect the other person
One cannot have a favourite hard member cuz they become more than 4 individuals like Marx said
I mean I certainly have a favourite Hard Member
@@MrSimpletonwe are all hard members
I got a favourite soft member
My members hard right now
Who up hardening they member rn
Ludbeaners, remember what they took from us. Still no Slime vs basketball kids…
They are timbits, named so because they resemble the resemble the testicle that Tim Horton lost during a 1955 game against the red wings.
As someone with too deep of a parasocial tie to the yard these titles stress me out. 10/10 keep it up.
Slime reminds me of the song "Tim I wish you were born a girl" by Of Montreal. But his Tim is Aimen gamin.
When I went to Paris, the most interesting thing by far is the Catacombs. Slime would like it.
Slime and Aiden could be this generations Nero and Sporus
Damn I am hype to get this hat and hoodie in. Been waiting a while but totally worth it
Also Otto absolutely bodied troubleshooting during the merch launch. That guy is a G
He was a real one fixed it in 15 min
i definitely agree with aiden in regards to melee feeling like it's lost / gone past an era where people primary play next to each other. When i first started playing I really enjoyed going out to far away events, joining smashfests and hitting up locals to practice and play. Nowadays, it feels like there's less people seeking out events and even less people hosting them. regionals and stuff will always be there but the environment is a little different.
18:23 for clapping hams
I have 2 theories: the first is that the channel with the ai images for video essays Ludwig mentions is Horses, the second is that Horses is a successful UA-camr's secret channel, doing what Lud did for OnlineLore. And I'm just waiting for them to slip up just enough to figure out who's channel it is before they reveal.
Hearing Aimen talk CoD lore made me so happy
“kind of like the nadeshot skumpy optic era”
I dont know what any of that means but im happy for you, or sorry that happened
Aidens always great but he’s been on fire last few eps
Already know its gonna be a banger
3:30 as someone that works at Dunkin, i always pick the best flavors
"I just ordered half a lap dance, that was crazy"
HOLY FUCK IM WHEEZING
its actually great that slime came to the conclusion that the best goals and hardest for keepers to defend would be a top corner shot, or top bins as those EU guys say.
The real reason the internet went down at the event was because Slime munched on the cable.
Ludwig's trolling is absolutely hilarious
banger ep
As someone who lives in Massachusetts every word about Dunkins is 100% accurate
The fact that Clayster is a big Slime fan makes me even more proud to be a Clayster fan.
Another banger pod!
Can't wait for the yard to react to the XQC goalkeeper performance after all that talk at the end
47:14 im so sad slime didnt say “no its oo ah”
love hearing about them going to karaoke now knowing that lud and aiden made out there
During the WGG broadcast when Pat was asked if he played for OpTic, it wasn’t only an issue that he was asked if he played under them and he was the end all rival for OpTic. But he also had his contract as well as his teammates bought as well, only for them to stay with OpTic and him being the only one acquired and thereafter dropped on his head.
I will absolutely participate in a film fest I want to do that so bad please do that
I’m so high at 56:08 I thought Ludwig had the adidas logo tattooed onto his ankles lmao
26:40 that video sounds very interesting. hope it sees the light of day at some point
I take care of dogs for a living, depending on the specific dogs nine can be easier than one but it's gotta be a really good group
As a former dunkin employee, yall are correct everyone hates working there
edhardy is actually popping at urban outfitters, when i first went into their stores i got the craziest flashback ever
Certified yard classic
1:27:40 RV Trip?… maybe with Connor for another stream special?
I’m addicted to the yard like crack cocaine
This thumbnail reminds me of the sad screen you get when you let go of a chao in Sonic adventure 2
This is actually my favorite ep yet
0:57 Nick laughs like George McFly
This is my bday ep 💖🎉🎁💖
happy bday!
happy birthday!
Aww thank you @@germwielder
Thank yoouuu @@NamuIsIdle
lud extra funny this ep I'm crying laughing at the ideas
Slime is looking fit. Don't remember what episode it was but there's a noticeable difference since the last time I saw him shirtless. Grats on the gains if you see this.
probably his valorant short vid
I still carry my GC controller when I go out, I did not have it once when I came across a melee turny and was so sad.
"Half a lap dance" holy fucking shit
Man I cant believe I was typing up in the chat that they were getting ddos'd as a joke, cant believe thats what actually happened lmfao
Little does slime know that Tim Hortons have 140 locations in Saudi Arabia... the most outside of the US and Canada
this yard ep is tuff stuff
I work in cyber security, and the feds do legitimately ddos threat actors when they can't prosecute them haha
zipper is just Dennis from the bowling ep of its always sunny
Can y’all boost the lighting a bit? I always end up burning up my battery life watching this pod cuz I have to crank the brightness up to full and it still looks dull. Much love tho❤
It doesn't have to do with betting on the matches, but there was a massive match fixing scandal in ultimate in 2019. From what i understand, it involved Ally throwing matches against Zackray under instruction from CaptainZack, who Ally was in a pretty weird relationship with.
We got Aimen passionately talking about smash brothers again. Banger ep
Whats the name of the event they were talking about where ludwig and slime asked about the payload. Where can I watch this
The oldest gun is the Heilongjiang hand cannon
the yard film fest would be awesome
theres tim hortons in minnesota although that is just south canada
I Ddosed the event from Bellingham, WA to get back at aiden for beating me at melee once 6 years ago
wait why is there a Hellofresh video ad and a factor link in the bio??
they were so baked this episode LOL
I took the motorcycle class with a friend who died on his 650 a couple years later a couple years ago.
If yard is a family podcast im a family sized man to listen to it
I want Nick to make his own yt channel and do the free parking idea and get more views on his one video than Ludwigs whole channel because it is such a great idea😤💪
And he still uses Ludwigs money
It's just 250k, but a billion dollar idea 😎
Spent like 2 days trying to refind the youtube ideas until I remembered it was post shave not pre
I had borscht yesterday, this is wild