Anton Tymoshenko - Stand-Up Comedy In Wartime Kyiv І Performing Live In A Bomb Shelter [eng subs]
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- Опубліковано 21 тра 2024
- This is my first stand-up in English, sorry for mistakes. I wrote it in a week, so sorry if it’s not funny. I was in a hurry to avoid death.
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Yes, I know Germany approved delivering of heavy weapons to Ukraine couple hours ago, but it took to long. In 1941 they delivered heavy weapons in Ukraine much faster.
Nice punch 👍
ahahaha
We should also keep in mind that this time Poland stands for delivery.
Oof, but truly we deserve that one!
Ouch. I'd be offended, but a) you're right and b) I'm laughing way too hard
Before watching this, I thought to myself that "Okay, I will give X amount of money for every laugh" and I realized only few minutes into this that I will be giving away my whole months salary at this pace. Totally worth it! Stay strong! Slava Ukraini!
I liked this stаnd-up so much! Someone can say it's too dark humor, but that's our Ukrainian reality, guys. We have a wonderful expression in Ukraine by Lesia Ukrainka: "I was laughing, to not cry")
Beautiful expression!
I believe dark humor is the best tool to deal with serious dark times - and while we all live in dark times here in Europe at the moment, no Europeans are living in as dark times as the people of Ukraine…
Best regards from Scandinavia…
In Poland we say "It's better to laugh than cry" and I laughed sooo hard watching this guy, this stand-up is hilarious!! I guess living so close to Russia helped us, Slavic nations, to develop this kind of defense mechanism, that consists of absurd/dark humour. Anyway, fuck putin or as we Poles say "chuj putinowi na grób", слава Україні!!! 🇺🇦🇵🇱
You are amazing. Ukraine is amazing. Ukrainians have so much heart and strength, and yes, you will win the war!
dear, thank you very much, really thank you, the support is very nice, humanely!!!
Було "Дякую за українську!", тепер буде "Thank you for English!"))
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🤣😂Hi Anton, greetings from England. Very funny set. Amazed that's your first stand up routine in English. It kicked arse, in fact it kicked Putin's arse ;) I Donated. I hope to see more from you. Slava Ukraini !
Thanks to the UK for all the help and support! 🇺🇦❤️🇬🇧
Thank you so much ❤️
Amazing
Thanks for doing it in English
Slava Ukraine
From India
Wish to see moreeee of you
Om Namah Shivaya
IN UA 💙💛 🔱
“My grandmother said you have a lot!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anton, this was fantastic. If you ever come to Toronto i'll be first in line to buy tickets. I also think you'd do very well on a north american circuit. Slava Ukraini !
Great piece Anton!
I am from germany and I am embarrassed about the behavior of our government. Look at the numbers of viewers: more in english, please!
Greetings from Taiwan! I saw your story from the Taiwanese independent media "The Reporter". I feel a little bit comfort when seeing you guys laugh loudly. Please stay safe. May god (and Satan? lol) be with you. Taiwan Stands With Ukraine! Slava Ukraini!
“The pope and satan are even joined together” lol great set! Look forward to seeing more from you!
Come to Ukraine ater our victory.
This guy will be first Ukrainian Standup comedian on Netflix or/and HBO (screen it) 🎉❤
Zelensky will be the first, he works harder than Anton and he has much more material :))
Zelenskyy's show is already on Netflix, I think.
I have him down for becoming the first Ukrainian Stand Up Comedian that will beat Jimmy Fallon in Lip-Sync Battle…..
Fingers crossed!
And much love to Ukraine and the people of Ukraine, from Scandinavia….
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I haven’t seen him on Netflix yet, but maybe I just missed it - but what I plan on not missing, will be on the fourth of May, here in Denmark, on our annual memorial and celebration night of the Liberation and End of WW2 - President Zelensky will "perform" on a live video link to big screens placed in our largest cities.
It is tradition that we light a candle and put it in the window, to honor those who gave everything so our country could become free again - this time, many of us will put two lit candles in our windows - and the second will be for Ukraine, and the people of Ukraine!
@@gorillaguerillaDK wow I never knew about such customs for memorial day that you had.. its very touching and beautiful, thank you for lighting one for my country! 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Comparing sanction packages to calling your internet provider was brilliant. "For another package of sanctions, please upload more fotos of dead children, otherwise use one of our old packages". Brutal but spot on 😂
Greeting from Taiwan! Ukrainians are strong and resilient, and Ukraine will win and thrive!
I just saw you on French television channel 15 the 10/05/2022 and continue to make people laugh, they need that, in my restaurant in France I made them laugh too but I'm not professional like you, bravo Anton Tymoshenko, from France 👍
Great monologue! Greetings from Spain! Our thougths are with Ukraine!💪💪💪
Greetings from a Brazilian that went twice to Ukraine. I laughed a lot with your stand-up. :D
Its very important to keep the spirit and to find a sarcastic view of tragic situation. This stand up really made my day.
I hope to see this on Netflix this year😅 even ready to finally subscribe to their service yet again
Thank you for the show. I'm Ukrainian, and I'm glad that we have such powerful culture that we can deliver it to the world.
Greetings from Canada as well! This is absolutely fantastic!!! I am going to share on Twitter. I do not have a lot of followers, but you are very talented and this is really, really, really funny!
Чудовий виступ і дякую за субтитри ( сподіваюсь їх дійсно побачать більше ніж 100 людей )
Все на вищому рівні. Кожен жарт дуже глибокий,жорсткій но дуже потрібений щоб висвітли все події! Дякую,пане Антон!
Nice work, please continue. The joke about raped kids\per minute is really beyond the limit... but also feels like true. Not enough killed people of Ukraine for the world to start helping with weapons.
Love this. To be honest, it sounds like a comedy sketch of "a Ukrainian comedian doing stand-up in a bomb shelter for the first time in English". That's actually kind of beautiful that you did it for real, man. Slava Ukraini
Wow, Anton, that was off the charts! I admire the Ukrainian spirit to turn this truly dark situation into such dark humor. Some hit really hard, I was crying and laughing at the same time. Please do more! So well done!
Slava Ukraini from Austria 🇦🇹💙💛🌻🇺🇦
There is more than one kind of bravery. Doing standup in a 2nd language for a good cause qualifies. Nice Work! I laughed many times!!
Actually, English is his third language. The other two are Ukrainian and Russian
I'll tell you why this is more than one kind of bravery. This guy is a russian-speaker, a few years ago he made his first stand-up in Ukrainian language - which was very brave at the time, as some Ukrainians would pick up on any minor mistakes of russian speakers who were speaking Ukrainian ( this has changed dramatically since, now any attempt to speak Ukrainian is welcomed). And now another step! This stand-up sounds a bit raw, but I believe Anton is moving in the right direction - up! Love his humour!
Новий матеріал, англійською але все зрозуміло. Треба їхати з матеріалом по Європі 😂
"Look at the Michelangelo and Leonardo together, it's a Ukrainian flag"😂
I’m only 3 minutes in, and I’m already crying!
Luckily it’s mostly from laughing!
I have to say, you have a serious dark sense of humor - and I absolutely LOVE it!
In my life, humor has always been the most important coping mechanism, so it’s probably only natural for me to be extra fond of jokes in the dark and at times morbid style!
I hope your set will reach millions of people, I hope it will raise a lot of money, I hope you survive this war and I will get to see you beat Jimmy Fallon in a Lip-Sync Battle….
Much love to Ukraine from Scandinavia!
Sadly my health doesn’t allow me to go and fight in Ukraine, if it did, I would go right away!
As I can’t go myself, I’ve donated most of my equipment, 1 large backpack, 2 medium backpacks, (one set up for a medic), 2 set of Ballistic Glasses, 1 set of Ballistic Goggles, 4 pairs of Combat Boots, 2 plate carriers and one set of plates, 1 covert stab and bulletproof vest, a tactical vest, a bunch of various pouches for MOLLE system, including 2 IFAK, two Glock combat knives, 3 Entrenching Tools, 1 bayonet, and a "Tactical" Axe….
So thank you so much Ukraine for helping me cleaning out my closet - and I hope someone is putting most of it to good use now!
@@gorillaguerillaDK Thank you for your support and helping us
@@gorillaguerillaDK thank you from Ukraine bro !
@@gorillaguerillaDK as a wife of a Ukrainian soldier I'm very thankful for your support! He recently recieved a helmet from an American policeman and it cheered him up a lot! Not just the helmet itself, but the fact that people on the other side of the world care enough to help. That means the world to all of us!
Свят, ми цінуємо твою працю, дякуємо за саби
англійською мовою чарівно! я вражена! мені дуже сподобався виступ та сам Антон, він як пучок кульбабок! ВАУВАУВАУ, дякую від щирого серця
Amazing. Anton always has the best political jokes in Ukrainian. Glad he now delivers in English as well 🤗
"to live in a moment" it's really true. We don't remember past day, we don't think about tomorrow, there's only today and now. It's not a joke.. it's reality of a war life.
I like this man. He is smart and charismatic and doing the real stuff on stage.
Amazing job!👏👏👏
Don't stop and keep on doing your English comedy!
That’s exactly what we needed. Thanks so much!
Very entertaining! He should get a Netflix special!
Loved this!!! Thank you. I have been learning Ukrainian so hopefully soon I will be able to watch the rest of your shows and understand them.
Are you from?
Aww, that's so sweet of you 💙
This is hilarious. Hope to see you someday at Cobb's Comedy club in San Francisco Be safe.
Great job, Anton!! Don't stop!
Anton! very well done.! Greetings from Hong Kong! Now you have audience around the world!
Great set. Great comedic rhythm.
Don't listen to anyone saying your dark humour is TOO dark.
Anyone knowing the children of their country are being brutalized, is entitled to tell any joke they have to, in order to cope with such horror.
Here's to you and as many of your compatriots avoiding death as possible.
Перший англомовний стендап, який я повністю зрозумів ))
So cool!! Hope more people will see this!
Jokes about not so everyday life of a European or American citizen, but a current "lifestyle" of many Ukrainians
Чудовий випуск!💝
In the end after this snandup should be video with performance "France in trance" near Embassy of France in Vilnius.
Proud to see Ukrainian culture spreading around the world including Ukrainian stand-up. Keep going!
The person who did the subs - THANK YOU!!!
Anton, it was cool! You were able to save all your charism after switching to English😉
Well, couple years ago you switched into Ukrainian and now you switched into English. What is next?😂
Great job, Anton!
Hopefully he won't have to switch into russian.
U have a great potential in English speaking stand up..my man!
VERY FUNNY! I Love Your Style! Thanks so much for Sharing Your Show in English! The more I learn of Ukraine and Her People, the more impressive I find my spirit to be! A SOCIETY WITH MASSIVE HEART AND CREATIVE SOUL!
UNINTENTIONALLY, Putin focused the world on Ukraine, a positive force for All that is Good in the Eyes of Our Creator! The integrity and courageous acts of Your President Zelenskyy has United the World to be better, and to honestly perform in harmony, with respect for each other! The FIRST MAN in HISTORY to inspire a 🎶"REVOLUTION OF DIGNITY, FOR ALL TO SEE"🎶!
Keep Fighting this Good Fight, by any means you can!
Thank you, from the bottom of my Heart!!
GLORY TO UKRAINE!
GOD SAVE ALL OF UKRAINE AND HER DEFENDERS!
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL!
🇺🇲❤️🇺🇦💪🇺🇲💪🇺🇦❤️🇺🇲!!! 👍🙏🤗
Чувак - просто кращий.
Головне те - що зміст ідентичний.
Дуже дякую за переклад 🌱
Anton, your English is excellent😍
Anton, you’re doing great job. I still have a ticket to your gig in Ukraine, so hope to hear your jokes in ANY language in the nearest future and after our win.
From some jokes actually blows pain. But people laugh in the hall, because they know that they are alive and that all the troubles will soon pass..
Yulia's part is one of the best dark joke ! Taiwan #StandwithUkraine #StandUpForUkraine
Loved it! Love everything that you’re doing those days, guys, honestly. This is a great way to not only encourage people to make donations but also to show the world again how Ukrainians are especially good in dealing with high levels of stress with high quality humor 💙💛
Well done Anton!
Just donated, sending love from Taiwan.
They can kill us, but they can't stop us from laughing.
Thanks, Anton!
We need more such english material from You, that's lit! 🔥
That's is definitely much more interesting than Jimmy Fallon Show.
Класний виступ! Впевнена, що робити стендапи англійською дуже на часі. Так тримати)
It's incredibly! Thank you for this stand up for Ukraine 🇺🇦For us💙💛
Great stand up. Thank you. There were so many feelings in every laugh..
Cool. Thanks. You're the first of ukrainian stand up comic who speak on english
Thanks a lot. Вітання з Англії
Hello from Australia Anton!!! I loved your set, and laughed a lot. If I can say the truth, some was too dark for me personally - I could not laugh about the raped children but I think I understand why you have included it. I hope you don't really think that we must see such pictures and information in order to support you. If you do and especially if it's true then I apologise deeply on behalf of all the governments who act in that manner. But the rest of your jokes are very funny, even the hard core dark ones. Please, please do more in English, if you do I will definitely follow you! You are brave and I hope it pays off for you. Long live Ukraine!
Loved the show, much love from Norway.
Чоловіче, that was awesome!
😸😸😹 останнє речення . Ти молодець -це побачили вже більше 1000 ☺️ дякую за субтитри ❤️
Amazing!!! Huge thanks for this!
Awesome stuff man!! You have some of the most unique material ever given the terrible situation. My wife is Ukrainian. We will always help and support the people of Ukraine. Slava Ukraini!
Луї Сі Кей і Дейв Шаппел напряглися)😁
you are doing great 👍 do more please!!!Sława Ukrainie
У кожного свій фронт, дякую, Антон! Дякую, що робите це💙💛
Mr.Tymoshenko you are great! I hope to see how your career will develop after this performance. Thanks for your job!
Keep going! Glory for Ukraine! Glory for Heroes!
Чудовий виступ, на злобу дня! Так тримати Антон... чи може вже треба казати Mr. Anton
Антоне, це мать його прекрасно! Прям краще за будь-які статті і докази. Прям в саме серденько закордонних друзів!
Дякую, прекрасний виступ! Гостро і смішно!
Той випадок, коли рівень англійської так собі , тому сидиш, читаєш і ржеш, плачиш. Дякую, це дуже круто!
Loved this !!!! More please! Americans love dark humor, especially when we’re the butt of it!
Holy hell, that was amazing! Ukrainians are so inspiring, and it's such a tragedy that you have to direct your energy towards defending your way of life rather than sharing your culture with the world even more.
Slava Ukraini from Texas! I wish we could send you some of our rifles. We've got plenty to spare.
Watched, laughed and donated.
Я хоча й слухала англійською, все одно ввімкнула субтитри, тому прочитала всі. Дякую тобі, субтитрщику )
Це було просто чудово. Будемо поширювати! ❤
Коментар для просування цього відео
дуже гарний стендап!
This is wonderful (from San Diego, CA)
Потужний стендап) дякую
Ukraine is the capital of great people 💙💛
Amazing stand-up routine, Anton! Keep it up! I agree with other comments, I also hope to see you on Jimmy Fallon someday. Looking forward to watching more of your content. Glory to Ukraine! 🇺🇦
Excellent English, sentences made perfect sense and American jokes were spot on.
Love it. Thank you, and see you touring the UK soon!
Це неймовірно, я завжди боявся споживати контент англійською мовою, а цей виступ подивився на одному диханні, окреме спасибі за субтитри
Hello from Sarajevo, Bosnia 💛💙 Stay brave!
I can't see it's too dark in here. Jokes are great :D
Чудово! Вищий клас! Сподіваюсь, це побачить та зацінить якомога більше людей у всьому світі!