@@criscosandwich Used to be an ASL Major but have friends that still are, I don't know too many deaf people who read lips to be able to comment on that specifically but in terms of functionality for safely viewing facial grammar it works okay because you aren't expelling as much breath and they don't need to be able to see as detailed of movements. 👌
@@adoptdontshop3911 Speech to Text is a great feature for phones, and some deaf people might use it but imo it's probably a better solution for the visually impaired who struggle to see their keyboards, as a vast majority of deaf people don't talk at all besides making some vague word noises (though the ones with hearing aids/implants or those who lost their hearing due to an accident later in life are more likely use speech, and they might enjoy the feature). Some deaf people who have always been that way might not use it though as they utilize English as a second language, and often when they type (which usually they'll pull up a word doc or phone note to do so) they may use english words but they'll drop all of the small words (the, are, etc) and type in ASL grammar because that's how they're wired to think about language, and a traditional Speech to Text might feel unnatural in that case even if they did talk, especially regarding autocorrect and considering their voices would be wobbly the phone might not pick up the words correctly. But EVERY single phone should have speech to text!!!! I have a couple blind friends who use it pretty religiously. I hope this explanation doesn't come across as rude as hell, I just genuinely love the subject of ASL and the deaf community so much I can just never bring myself to shut up about it lol 😭❤
Guy: “can I have your number?” Waitress: “I have a boyfriend” Guy: “I have a math test.” Waitress: “[laughs] what!?” Guy: “Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on” So using when Quarantine is over. 🤣
What??? How do you get a British accent from reading. Also I’ve been known to go in and out of a British accent, but then my mom is from Norwich so . . . That might explain it??? Idk i don’t even notice when I do it, it’s my friends who tell me. . . I’m now realizing that they could just be messing with me . . . My life is a lie isn’t it
What... but I do this- it’s more about just not talking for a while and then my adhd ass mine starts doing this because it’s bored but it’s not like I can’t stop though
I literally do it just for fun lmao not even in a quirky way..also I really want too become an actress when I'm older so I sometimes practice my British accent..
4:22 Here’s some advice. Never do that. Please, never, for the love of god, pour hydrogen peroxide or rubbing alcohol directly on a wound. That will harm the tissue and delay healing. Plain old soap and water works just fine. Especially when it’s a big and deep wound. (You can use hydrogen peroxide on small cuts or wounds though). Edit: I feel like every dad’s first instinct when they see their kids is fart on them. Idk why. My dad does that a lot.
the cosplay corner the soap and water? Edit: Also, you see how the hydrogen peroxide fizzes up whenever it comes into contact with blood? It’s essentially breaking down the enzymes within the blood. That’s why hydrogen peroxide is great at removing blood stains! But this also the same reason why you’d never want to pour it directly on a bleeding wound! It slows down the healing!
5:38 I feel like Lincoln would’ve been a safe option. Safer than the 20s or 50s, anyway. Did he just mean they shouldn’t go to the 1800s? If so, yeah, no they shouldn’t.
11:31 I am in the car with my family right now trying so hard not to laugh. I am failing hard. That was the funniest thing ever to me and I have no idea why.
6:52 the thing that absolutely destroys me here it's not that he's baking cookies in his car. but he can't get a watch, so he's worrying alarm clock on his wrist.
Oh yea I’m verified btw guys 😈
Wot
YEAAA WE DID IT BOIS
IVE ONLY KNOWN YOUR CHANNEL FOR 3 DAYS BUT YAY
hell yea brotha
im so happy for youu
"MOm I COught A SeEGull!"
proud parent moment.
Incase this comment blows up I would just like to say I was the first like
oH mY gOd LeT iT gO!
You have 666 likes
Mom is caught a Seagull
Mom:let it go
Dhany
Ikr , I don’t have til tok so I don’t know her
“Mom I caught a sea gull”
“Oh my god put it back”
Clearly things like this have happened before
Let it go u need hearing aids
@@angelbrat7288 why would someone fuck their ear
@@gabeolive516 huh XD
@@jujugarrett1630 cuz aids
Note: "I kill to feel alive"
Her: "That's just, so beautiful."
69 LIKES BABY
I felt that one
That my teacher 0•0 miss Ryan I have here first period and she teaches US History
@@LKTan59 Tell her that I also kill to feel alive.
I'm ur 1000th like
“Is that your weed?” Everybody genuinely laughs. This is the kind of wholesome, gut laughter I need. We all need 🤣🤣🤣
Everybody was instantly friends in that moment lol
"give me harrys arm. his whole arm. PLEASE." i have never related more
Same
Lol same 😁
Not hand...his you know iykyk
Manny-for-prez his what?
My name is Kira Yoshikage,
"When we go on a double date, it looks like a family dinner" IM DEAD
Kay and Julie seem so wholesome.
I was watching an ad while reading your comment and right when I read the word Julie it said, ‘Julie has started a new get gut fit movement.’
xXWitherRoseXx 💀💀💀💀
6:11
"Don't bite the bed bugs"
MY NEW LINE OMG
Yes
I was literally looking for this to see if I was the only one who heard that. 😂
6:06 “don’t bite the bedbugs”
terrifying
I fucking died
@Kiki M. they are called Jibo, kinda like Amazon Alexa but more interactive
Dont bite za dusto
I didn't expect it at all 😂
6:42 so no one is going to mention this guy has an alarm clock tied to his wrist
And that he sounds just like david dobrik
Is that not normal?
Lol
with a rubber band lmfaooo
Also the fact that the video is fake
"THIS YOUR WEED"
LITERALLY EVERYONE LOOKS ROUND 😅😅😵😵😂😂
My fav
"this guy is definitley getting fired"
no...the pizza's getting fired.
some guy
Ahhh HAAA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where’s pizza gonna find a job now
@@evie4602 domino's
He’ll work at Chuck-E-Cheese so he can be one of the Recycled Pizzas! 😋
12:08 has major bill wurtz energy
Where can I get that song?
100% agreed.
Bill wurtz one of the best(•̀ᴗ•́)و
Bill Wurtz ver 2.0
The chords dont got that JUICY JUICE tho
"Eenie a teenie peenie shrimp"
Me: stops breathing
11:18 those masks are actually to help deaf people read someone’s lips
Deaf people ain't reading anything behind all that fooooggggggg
Toni Matheson designed not to do so.
@@criscosandwich Used to be an ASL Major but have friends that still are, I don't know too many deaf people who read lips to be able to comment on that specifically but in terms of functionality for safely viewing facial grammar it works okay because you aren't expelling as much breath and they don't need to be able to see as detailed of movements. 👌
@@destineeryan6773 This is why everyone should have speech to text on their phone
@@adoptdontshop3911 Speech to Text is a great feature for phones, and some deaf people might use it but imo it's probably a better solution for the visually impaired who struggle to see their keyboards, as a vast majority of deaf people don't talk at all besides making some vague word noises (though the ones with hearing aids/implants or those who lost their hearing due to an accident later in life are more likely use speech, and they might enjoy the feature). Some deaf people who have always been that way might not use it though as they utilize English as a second language, and often when they type (which usually they'll pull up a word doc or phone note to do so) they may use english words but they'll drop all of the small words (the, are, etc) and type in ASL grammar because that's how they're wired to think about language, and a traditional Speech to Text might feel unnatural in that case even if they did talk, especially regarding autocorrect and considering their voices would be wobbly the phone might not pick up the words correctly. But EVERY single phone should have speech to text!!!! I have a couple blind friends who use it pretty religiously. I hope this explanation doesn't come across as rude as hell, I just genuinely love the subject of ASL and the deaf community so much I can just never bring myself to shut up about it lol 😭❤
“Banana and spaghetti, bonyiaputik”
That last one got me good XD
2:34 the fact she just wanted Harry's arm and Niall face lmao
You have great taste in music
Thanks I'm assuming you have good taste too
I appreciate this comment, finally someone understands 😂💅🏼‼️
Btw, loveeeeee the acc name 💞
“I’ll save this to camera roll because it might serve a purpose later”
8:22
Why is nobody talking about 13:44 ?? If I ever did that with my friends, there's no way we'd be able to laugh quiet enough to keep that up XD
Where is the link for the lights?
Pinkie Justice it’s in the description.
"hey ive got discord on my computer" "ive got a death counter."
:o Congrats on being verified. Glad I found you again, most channels don't have good title like this haha
But they are not verified tho- I don’t see the check
4:42
The equivalent to saying a funny joke in class and the class laughs
7:29 I really thought he was gonna be like, “oh yeah, i don’t have a dad”.
YES me too and i laughed so hard
What child wrote, “I want to feel alive.”
It actually said "I kill to feel alive"
Billystorm that’s much darker than I thought
it's an I'm Sorry Jon meme
She’s my teacher this year 😂
14:11 his voice is an Australian version of James Charles’!?
Holy shit
I just knew this now-
“Girls tend to speak in a higher pitch when they are attracted to the person they are speaking to.”
Girls when speaking to me:
1:21
7:47
THAT LOOKS SO SATISFYING DHFSYFJID
I WANT TO DO THAT
I knew i wasnt the only one 🤣😭
I want to eat that ice
It made me anxious.
Guy: “can I have your number?”
Waitress: “I have a boyfriend”
Guy: “I have a math test.”
Waitress: “[laughs] what!?”
Guy: “Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on”
So using when Quarantine is over. 🤣
"He has a willy and I've called him Bundy" is now my senior quote
Yo same.
i watched this when i was meant to be asleep- big mistake.
i woke everyone up from laughing so hard
3:20
**dude grunts**
Captions: music
LMFAOOOO
🤣🤣🤣
Deaf people: *We're groovin*
Hunter Griffin y e s
Vailioux - Hira I wish i could 😔
Im not gonna lie- the black time travel one is sad.. funny but sad
14:45 this is what a girl at my school does when she “reads for to long”
Dummest lie ever
What??? How do you get a British accent from reading. Also I’ve been known to go in and out of a British accent, but then my mom is from Norwich so . . . That might explain it??? Idk i don’t even notice when I do it, it’s my friends who tell me. . . I’m now realizing that they could just be messing with me . . . My life is a lie isn’t it
Oh my god the girls who do the fake British accent are the most annoying. Stop, Stephanie, it wasn’t funny three months ago and you’re not funny now.
What... but I do this- it’s more about just not talking for a while and then my adhd ass mine starts doing this because it’s bored but it’s not like I can’t stop though
Sad Ghost ye but she says that she can’t stop ;-;
I literally do it just for fun lmao not even in a quirky way..also I really want too become an actress when I'm older so I sometimes practice my British accent..
“Bonee-apotik” the ending got me so good
2:47. MY MOM SANG THAT EXACT SONG JUST TO BE SARCASTIC WHILE WAKING ME UP
I’m impressed. My laughter has returned for just these brief moments.
5:30
10:16
I can’t tell if that guy was serious about Ellen and his auntie lmao
I made it 69 likes 😌
it was a joke lol it would’ve been really funny if it was real
It wouldn't surprise me at all actually 😅
5:28
“Fly me to-”
*“I WIN.”*
🌊
Girl:Mom I caught a seagull
Seagull:Oh no the snack ate me
6:59 that Rolex though
11:55 and this one sleeps under a pillow
Me: haha what an idiot
Also me: Is under two blankets
I sleep under a pillow lol
@@jennam4448 lolll
dynamite anyway stream dynamite cool person
@@yeonjuni3087 lolll I will for sure
dynamite tyvm uwu
“MOM I CAUGHT A SEAGULL” 😂
Literally choked on my water when the random letters being a computer name meme came up 😂
12:05 I feel personally attacked
7:38 that is 100% what my Dad would do 😂💀
Of course that guy at 1:40 will eat that lemon. He's a Cubs fan.
8:13 the most accurate statue yet
4:56
Ayyyyee it's Big Ed!
That's what I came to the comments to know🤣
1:01 that’s my teacher 🤣🤣🤣
I feel like I’m a terrible person for laughing so hard at the time traveling black guy
The way he emphasized every time killed me
1:27 is such a mood
With the playing dead one, if I tried that with my parents they wouldn’t even question it. It wouldn’t be the first time I fell asleep on the floor.
i havent washed my pillow in 7 years soooo...
FINALLY A TIKTOK COMP THATS *ACTUALLY* FUNNY WHEN IT CLAIMS IT IS
1:18 that was perfect, i can't stop watching it
4:22 Here’s some advice. Never do that. Please, never, for the love of god, pour hydrogen peroxide or rubbing alcohol directly on a wound. That will harm the tissue and delay healing. Plain old soap and water works just fine. Especially when it’s a big and deep wound. (You can use hydrogen peroxide on small cuts or wounds though). Edit: I feel like every dad’s first instinct when they see their kids is fart on them. Idk why. My dad does that a lot.
the cosplay corner the soap and water? Edit: Also, you see how the hydrogen peroxide fizzes up whenever it comes into contact with blood? It’s essentially breaking down the enzymes within the blood. That’s why hydrogen peroxide is great at removing blood stains! But this also the same reason why you’d never want to pour it directly on a bleeding wound! It slows down the healing!
“AND IVE CALLED EM BUNDY” I feel that on a emotional level.
last time i was this early harambe was still an active meme
9:11
Wait...It’s my pillows 4th birthday.... my mom never washed the pillow....
OH MY GOD
I need this home inspector. All the reports come with a full score.
3:52 id blow the candle out THEN drop it lol
It’s glass...
@@unknown-or9ql well then-
Melted wax
@@unknown-or9ql even better
1:11
Am I crazy, or does that sound like Byakuya Togami?
remember when u go to bed tonight...."dOnT bItE tHe BeD bUgS"
5:38 I feel like Lincoln would’ve been a safe option. Safer than the 20s or 50s, anyway. Did he just mean they shouldn’t go to the 1800s? If so, yeah, no they shouldn’t.
He meant 1920s/1950s, it's a joke about how you really can't go further back than 1970. And naw?? Lincoln times was decidedly not "safe"
Maya Oh totally not the time period Lincoln lived in. I guess I was picturing them zapping themselves right into his office.
@@Rachel-xg7hs bahaha
@@cassofstupidity5168 what? why did you even bother responding to this ten months later?
2:49 SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THAT AMAZING CONTAPTION IS! I NEED IT
i really want it toooooooo
I FOUND IT. its called a switchbot
@@micahgrotte4449 AHHH REALLY? What a SAINT! brb finna buy 80-
@@schrodingerscat7836 just doing my job 👍
I straight up went and washed my pillow lmao
7:46 it is satisfying and gave me anxiety at the same time. I watched it more than 10 times.
Eenie teenie peenie shrimp-
I died then. 😂
11:31 I am in the car with my family right now trying so hard not to laugh. I am failing hard. That was the funniest thing ever to me and I have no idea why.
2:04
does anyone know the link to the death counter
Zero two rule 34 the first link
@@justinddeeznuts1258 excuse me but may you please explain what the hell that’s supposed to mean
@@justinddeeznuts1258 no
@@eleanor8196 you dont want to know
@@lvbboi9 why not..........?
*6:37** here in Australia you can find random kids and teenagers cooking eggs and bacon on the road and/or sidewalk.*
The last one it's the best!! I can't stop laughing... AHHH HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!
I’m literally watching this instead of sleeping 😂
3:37, coolest thing I have seen all day 😭😭😂
3:13 why the hell that lookin like the low budget version of project supreme LOL
Bro ur videos are awesome, and congrats for being verified. You deserve it!
Currently 2:15 am and I'm watching this 👍👍
6:28 the boys after a calm relaxed and casual day of drinking:
THE SHEEP FRICKER ONE THO-
12:55 I’ve been in this fandom for 8 years and I can’t escape ahaaa, but I don’t wanna
What fandom?
Jenna M wooosh
15:02 Alright that's enough internet for today-
6:40 I can say this is true :) it was literally 110 the other day and I live in one of the not as hot areas
Do you wear an alarm clock rubber banned to your wrist too?
That ending clip was absolutely amazing
The last one killed me
B o i n a p o t i t
12:30 last thing I expected was Bear from Bear and the Big Blue House yelling at me
The class when someone gets called to the office: 6:03
1:18 "mom i caught a seagul!"
6:14 Is it just me or this dude sounds like Brandon Rogers.
And the guy at 6:36 sounds just like david dobrik
That last one caught me off guard 🤣🤣🤣
Who else will miss Tiktok when its banned.....
Not me
I wont either, im just trying to see who will.
This is the wrong video to be commenting that on
@@ChuuEternal I'm taking a survey
@@iamspxderman baha no you didn't
I didn't know you had to wash your pillows. I DIDN'T KNOW!! THESE THINGS ARE YEARS OLD. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
15:28 Bro I just got the technicality.
The first one is so accurate.
10:16 laughed my ass of lmaoaoa
That dude struggling on the toilet is a fucking mood though
7:28 LMAO
6:52 the thing that absolutely destroys me here it's not that he's baking cookies in his car. but he can't get a watch, so he's worrying alarm clock on his wrist.
5:20 - They both sound really bad to me if I’m being honest.
7:56
Devil: just wanted to say I’m a huge fan