When my dad was a teenager, he stole two packs of ramen, at the time valued 37 cents each. A couple months later he felt really bad about it, so he decided to go back to pay for them, he gave them a dollar, explained his situation, and they called the cops on him. Don’t admit to stealing folks
@@aythanraherisoanjato3056 That day aint here yet and by the time I run out the first will have forgotten me so the cycle restarts!! I know, I know, its a foolproof idea.
@@ceilingfanenthusiast6041 In one of his videos, they were robbing a bank, and one guy just walked out with the money and a Starbucks coffee in hand, and the cops said that since he was drinking Starbucks, he wasn't a criminal. When the same was tried with a Bo'oh'wa'er, the same fate was not met.
Yeah just to reduce the plastic waste in the environment... It's a policy to reduce plastic waste, next time go with your formerly used plastic bag, reuse it and contribute in sustainability development. Let's reduce carbon emissions. The climate is crying 😭
@@Emperorkovic fair, I get that, but I’d rather cut the plastic altogether and turn to paper bags that can hold a lot more. plastic bags are too thin to be reused as anything besides garbage bags
I used to work at Uniqlo, they started to charge 10 cents for paper bags in recent years but when customers help themselves to the bags and refuse to pay for them, we can’t force them either 😅 The managers will let them go because they don’t want complaints 😂
because we try to act good but find out way to often that its a shit job being good. To many times the reward for doing god is no reward or even negative effects. :L
Luckily in my state they can no longer charge for plastic bags. Most of the stores provide paper bags. A few even have reusable bags for free. I went to DC the other month and was shocked they still charge. So I took my bag and no one called the police lol
@@victimofpsychiatry do they not have paper bags? 'cause those are biodegradable. Otherwise, you're looking at a huge investment into biodegradable bags, and that's not always viable
Errrr...yes they do....u have to use it to get out of the checkout area...there's a gate now where u press the receipt against a pillar and it releases u..I swear Ive lost my receipt between the scanner and the gate...bottom of the bag somewhere....
i love how the moment he says 'that thing beeps all the time and he's drinking coffee, the main bit of 'sombody you used to know' started to play... 😭💀
Massive respect chewkz but i have to say that the higher pitch voice should've been the demon and lower one the angel since that's how it was in the song guilty conscience Eminem the devil with higher pitch dre the angel with lower pitch
Inspired by Eminem and Dr. Dre’s classic song: Guilty Conscience 🎵
I love that song
That was smooth by the way....
Nice video
Yep
@@dbbd9890 its not, this would be considered a parody, and parodies are not copyrighted
"That thing beeps all the time"
Out of all the languages he could spoke, he chose to speak *facts*
Shit starts beeping the moment I step foot in the supermarket, like if it was racially profiling my ass 💀
@@LordSplynter brooo had me dying😭😭😭
FAX
@I’m jisoo. I’m ok woah brah, remind me when youtube adds some value to like brah
How many languages does he know ?
The coffee callback got me weak😂😂
Yeas and the other robber drank a BO'O'O'WA'ER'
It's Chewks-verse bruv.
Yo! You need a sperm donor, man!
Lmao
Same lol
When my dad was a teenager, he stole two packs of ramen, at the time valued 37 cents each. A couple months later he felt really bad about it, so he decided to go back to pay for them, he gave them a dollar, explained his situation, and they called the cops on him.
Don’t admit to stealing folks
Wow that's insane! Thanks for sharing. Did he get in trouble?
@@jaqauviuszipperbottomflapj5443 from what he told me the case got thrown out because of course it did. But he was cuffed
This is why I never go to the same store twice...
@@EclipseZth one day you will run out of new shops
@@aythanraherisoanjato3056 That day aint here yet and by the time I run out the first will have forgotten me so the cycle restarts!! I know, I know, its a foolproof idea.
Just say "good morning" and you can pass any British security guard
Isn't "mornin"?
Instructions unclear I said good morning in the night
Dont you mean "Top of the mornin' to ya"
Don’t you mean “aye goodmornin’ bruv”
@@kartikagnihotri8747 tell them "sorry bruv, I didn had my night tea. Been confused about time lately."
“And he’s drinking coffee. I’m sure he’s fine”
Nice reference to the Starbucks video
Yesss
Its Like Easter Egg😂
We shall now christen them "Chewkster Eggs". No? Anyone? I'll see myself out.
Fr
Yeah
@@ojimaochuma3971 aye I’ll drink to that.
GUILTY CONSCIENCE OMG WAS NOT EXPECTING AN EMINEM REFERENCE ON HERE
SAME (as u can see by my pfp I'm an Eminem Stan)
@@fl1nt001 Same for me if u couldn't tell by my pfp and username lmao
Guilty Conscience is such a banger tho
SAMEEEE
SAMEEE OMGG I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANOTHER ONE OF US EXEPT FOR NOW LMAOOO
@@slimshady6565 yeaaaaaaas, wait I recognise u
I wasn't prepared for guilty conscience. I gotta listen to it now.
The line on the checkout screen makes the like button look like a middle finger
Me: "taking notes"
"Bring Starbucks coffee when committing crime"
Don't read my name
Write that down write that down!!
getting coffee from starbucks is already a crime
@@SINEST4R k
Lol true
"So dad, how did you get in jail?"
"I admitted to stealing a grocery bag.."
"No wonder mom said you went to get milk."
"He needs some milk!"
I wanna like it but the amount is just right...
Lmao
she said that to salvage his pride which was at this point a lost cause.
@@alisterfolson I can give him some 😏
As soon as I heard "his conscience came into play" and heard that beat I knew what was happening
I see I’m not the only one here
Ye same
BRO SAME
No but the security ppl at Sainsbury's are terrifying tbh 😂
This is the best reference to guilty conscience I've ever seen
Love how it turned into “guilty conscience”
I see you are a fellow eminem fan! VERY NICE TO MEET YOU
@@fantastico860alright, stop now before you walk in the door of this liquor store to get money out the drawer, you better think of the consequence
@@zephyne3747 "who are you?" i'm your mf'ing *CONSCIENCE*
@@zephyne3747 lmfaooo
Nothing to feel guilty about
Bro when is this going to release on Spotify
"Guilty Conscience"
The Guilty Conscience sequel we didn't know we needed.... 💙
yoooo as soon as I heared "And his conscience comes into play" I knew it was Eminem-Guilty Conscience.
Yes how have more people not pointed this out
Nevermind its everywhere
Only veterans knows 💪🏾
same lmao i love slim shady
Bruh this my dads favorite song
When I heard "his conscience came into play" I knew where this was going 😂😂
Me tooo!!!
Lol same
samee
Huge Eminem fan so same
“If everyone does it it’s not a crime”
This reminds me of Dave the baker and I love his content so keep up the work good job!
The coffee reference is so funny. Love the vids keep it up!
Can you explain it lol
@@ceilingfanenthusiast6041 In one of his videos, they were robbing a bank, and one guy just walked out with the money and a Starbucks coffee in hand, and the cops said that since he was drinking Starbucks, he wasn't a criminal. When the same was tried with a Bo'oh'wa'er, the same fate was not met.
@@A_User I saw the video, I just didn't get the joke
That’s not an innuendo
that's a reference, not an innuendo
In the beginning I heard the insturmental and was like "wait a minute" than it really turned out to be "Guilty Conscience" lol, man you are the best
Slim shady wants to know your location
A coffee a day keeps the security guard away😂
Happened to me today. I was in a hurry. I called them from home saying I’d pay tomorrow 😭😭
Oh man 😅! Just let it go 😂!
They’ll send round bailiffs
_😂😂_
Getting the Tesco boys round your gaff tomorrow guvnor!
Do not pay
As an American the thought of paying for plastic bags confuses me😂
Then you're not from one of the states that charges you for each bag. Of course, that's before they take them out of the checkout lines entrirely
I some times get an extra bag, and feel guilty if I took it, so some times I bring it back to them😂😂😂
Imagine needing to pay for a plastic bag at the supermarket.
Yeah just to reduce the plastic waste in the environment... It's a policy to reduce plastic waste, next time go with your formerly used plastic bag, reuse it and contribute in sustainability development. Let's reduce carbon emissions. The climate is crying 😭
@@Emperorkovic fair, I get that, but I’d rather cut the plastic altogether and turn to paper bags that can hold a lot more. plastic bags are too thin to be reused as anything besides garbage bags
For malaysians, i know you saw the Petronas logo on the security t shirt 🤣🤣
Shut up brownie the lad watches Formula 1
ayy
It's a Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Shirt 😁
@@asmallyoutube whoop whooop. I didn't said formula 1, i said it comes from malaysia
"What is wrong is wrong even if everyone is doing it." -My teacher... probably?
Yup.
It is wrong though, but just don’t get caught. They can’t catch you if there’s nothing to catch
My teacher too🌓👄🌓
@@LeBronyaJames Thanks for the tip Spidey 👌
Now I can plan myself to rob a kid's candy a̶n̶d̶ b̶a̶n̶g̶ t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ m̶o̶m̶
That is technically true... I can't really comprehend this.. my opinion is vastly different.
I used to work at Uniqlo, they started to charge 10 cents for paper bags in recent years but when customers help themselves to the bags and refuse to pay for them, we can’t force them either 😅 The managers will let them go because they don’t want complaints 😂
Im so down with this deep cut 😂
Now here's a jam I remember
“The bad seems more good when you grow older”
Me watching: yep thats true you shouldnt have admitted it
because we try to act good but find out way to often that its a shit job being good.
To many times the reward for doing god is no reward or even negative effects.
:L
i was waiting for the "these voices, these voices" to come in lol
that's a clean version thingy
That's why I always bring a backpack with me to Sainsbury's, Tesco's etc.
I just use one be the it’s more comfortable to carry stuff in one and its less likely to tear when I’m on the way home
“You could bail out” got me cracking
Lol. This is like an all time classic by Dre and em. One of my favorites
Bro I love guilty conscience, your videos are 10/10 all the time, this one is 11/10
Luckily in my state they can no longer charge for plastic bags. Most of the stores provide paper bags. A few even have reusable bags for free. I went to DC the other month and was shocked they still charge. So I took my bag and no one called the police lol
wow thats great! I heard in June this year, they gonna make it mandatory for all supermarkets to charge for plastic bags, in my country ☹️😭
@@victimofpsychiatry Oh no!
@@cardelljoseph8125 yeah 🥺 all to “go green” like why don’t they just switch to biodegradable bags? 🤦🏻♀️
@@victimofpsychiatry do they not have paper bags? 'cause those are biodegradable. Otherwise, you're looking at a huge investment into biodegradable bags, and that's not always viable
Let's GOOOOOO
Guilty Conscience - Eminem, Dr Dre
Yessss
I love how his shorts all related to one another 😭 like...a bunch of inside jokes inside a joke 😂
Best thing is, Sainsbury’s doesn’t even give you a receipt at the self checkout unless you print one out.
Errrr...yes they do....u have to use it to get out of the checkout area...there's a gate now where u press the receipt against a pillar and it releases u..I swear Ive lost my receipt between the scanner and the gate...bottom of the bag somewhere....
@@jeremyripton Really? The ones I go to still ask you if you want to print a receipt.
@@heatherdyson6815same here. No barrier to get out, just a scanner that will go off if you have a tagged item
Bags that are paid for are quite common in some grocery stores
I love how he used the instrumental for guilty conscience in this skit which is like the same meaning in the song. Slim shady lp is underrated
Totally underrated, actually it’s my fav album
"There's too much content on Netflix"
I didn't think anyone else thought of that first
Look how safe he looks
Cant belive he actually referenced the song huge respect
definetly one of my fav em and Dre songs
Alternative ending: Mr Pogba can I take a selfie with you?
Lol
Imagine going to jail over a plastic bag
THE NOSTALGIA I LOVED THAT SONG SO MUCH
Bruh the security card, "oh that thing beeps all the time and he's drinking coffee"
Bruh I love this song! I love the cover amazing job!!
Honestly reminds me of a don't hug me I'm scared song.
why is this giving me 4 o'clock club vibes 😭
Broooo this is amazing. Great proxy of the song guilty conscience from eminem
Bro i love this actually so much bruh you did great with vocals
The Starbucks coffee thing gave me flashbacks 😆 🤣
THE COFFEE REFRENCE NEVER GETS OLD
Oh my God, your face at the end! I laughed so hard. 👍
Guilty conscience- Eminem classic track lol laughed my ass off listening to some of the verse
I remember a comedian saying that anyone holding a coffee is automatically looks friendly😂😂
Yooo the rhymes are amazing 😮
You gotta make a verse 2 this was 🔥
Best con content on the platform
Not gon lie, that conscience be dropping some bars😂🔥
The way I IMMEDIATLY recognised the song
"OH I'm sorry officer, was that too aggressive?" *SLURRPPP
That "drinkin'coffe" kill me every time, the rest is psycological interesting!
Ah yes, a UA-cam comedy short is *definitely* an accurate portrayal of psychology.
The way he said Screweeeed, haha.
i love how the moment he says 'that thing beeps all the time and he's drinking coffee, the main bit of 'sombody you used to know' started to play... 😭💀
I could quite easily listen to an houhr of this in repeat. Really catchy especially the first bit well all of it
It's Guilty Conscience - Eminem
"meet chewkz, a 25 yr old walmart customer"
Not the police dad out of cloudy with a chance of meatballs.. 😭😮💨
People who know the original version of this song are amazing
Omg I love this.
Eminem and Dr Dre must be proud!! 🙏🙏🥰♥️
Massive respect chewkz but i have to say that the higher pitch voice should've been the demon and lower one the angel since that's how it was in the song guilty conscience
Eminem the devil with higher pitch dre the angel with lower pitch
The beat everything has a Smosh fell all over it
The coffee one got me😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
"And hes drinking *coffee* "
*I’m sure he’s fine*
I love the actual song by eminem feat. Dr. Dre
*The coffee of innocence*
I need a full version
Eminem made the song
@@FrenchFoxy Which song?
@@VanStabHolme Guilty Conscience feat. Dr. Dre
"If everyone kills someone its not a crime.."
"Hello, im John Quinones from what would you do"
The “it always beep” is so true
bruh as soon as i heard and his conscience came into play i knew what song it was
This guy makes me laugh every video 😂❤️
Plastic bag is not a term we can use out here in Vermont. Our stores all have paper.
Yess u did a great job but the high pitched side should be the bad side like shady 👍
Wait why is this actually really good-
I recognize guilty conscience the minute the beat started
This is soo good. I love that it works with "guilty conscience" as well!
Bro, that rap was fire
This is the perfect cover 👏🏼
His conscience is his guilt!! It shows hes a good man
The coffee sipping bit is becoming a classic
I love how he used sainsbury's for the background
It’s so embarrassing when it beeps on you and u ain’t steal nothing and you start to panic
The ultimate crossover