Corey Holcomb⎢My daughter was a freak at 3 months old⎢Shaq's Five Minute Funnies⎢Comedy Shaq

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  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

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  • @pmaii7707
    @pmaii7707 5 років тому +762

    Drunk Corey is the final form

    • @garyomason
      @garyomason 5 років тому +22

      😂😂😂😂

    • @HoeManager64
      @HoeManager64 5 років тому +52

      THIS IS SO TRUE. I watched him last week at the comedy club down here. I picked the late show for a reason. He went the fuck off.!

    • @Jball2K-TV
      @Jball2K-TV 5 років тому +8

      @@HoeManager64 lucky!

    • @nochilldrew574
      @nochilldrew574 4 роки тому +10

      😂😂😂😂😭 no Mfn lie detected 😂😭.

    • @adesgymzone
      @adesgymzone 4 роки тому +9

      On god

  • @stillmaticsupreme3876
    @stillmaticsupreme3876 7 років тому +220

    "You just like yo momma goddammit"😂

  • @Esedrip
    @Esedrip 2 роки тому +86

    “balled up homework” is insane omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BluisRaw02
    @BluisRaw02 5 років тому +271

    I love how bold his comedy is 😂

  • @BullitCake
    @BullitCake 7 років тому +570

    Shaq died like 12 times during this set

  • @sockpuppetgranny9335
    @sockpuppetgranny9335 5 років тому +122

    Shaq is having a GOOD time. Love to see celebrities not gaf and just let loose and laugh. 💖💖💖

    • @inyourwifesas1033
      @inyourwifesas1033 2 роки тому

      @@aerusjokaire5292 you a weirdo bruh

    • @joshuacummings3178
      @joshuacummings3178 2 роки тому +1

      @@aerusjokaire5292 nothing wrong with seeing someone enjoy themselves.

    • @joshuacummings3178
      @joshuacummings3178 2 роки тому

      @@aerusjokaire5292 you need a hug 🤗 hope you're having a grand summer f'real.

    • @LaMiGrAFrAnK
      @LaMiGrAFrAnK 2 роки тому

      @@aerusjokaire5292 oh look it's another hoe who's momma ran her daddy away before he could give her the game

    • @PatchesOhoulihan159
      @PatchesOhoulihan159 Рік тому

      Judge Mathis was salty AF

  • @JanWynd
    @JanWynd 5 років тому +79

    "I say *bitch* alot. It ain't nothin but somethin ta get used to!".....HILARIOUS! Corey a fool for dat.

    • @troydews9494
      @troydews9494 11 місяців тому +3

      Consistency pays off 😂

    • @JanWynd
      @JanWynd 11 місяців тому

      @@troydews9494 FAM ! LOLOLLLOLL. Yo, on ayeething I love, da next time I call somebody somethin slick, Ima use both dem shits. "It aint nothin but somethin ta get used to"...and "Consistency pays off!" followed by a shrug n shit. Den Ima just casually walk off and continue doin what I was doin!🤣

    • @cliftontoliver271
      @cliftontoliver271 10 місяців тому +1

      😂

  • @Silkk121382
    @Silkk121382 6 років тому +143

    ..."consistency pays off" #YouGottaBreakHerIn 😂😂😂

  • @Septemberizmine
    @Septemberizmine 6 років тому +118

    Shaq laughing is making me laugh

  • @nakitapalmer656
    @nakitapalmer656 7 років тому +273

    I could listen to this fool all damn day! lls omggg

    • @heavyizthacrown-5842
      @heavyizthacrown-5842 5 років тому +7

      Nakita Palmer Watch the 5150 Show with him & Zo Williams. Thank me later.

  • @michaelmoreno3733
    @michaelmoreno3733 8 років тому +329

    Balled up homework Lmaoooo

    • @allabouttheu2182
      @allabouttheu2182 4 роки тому +2

      Michael Moreno the best part 🤣😂

    • @slayy51621
      @slayy51621 4 роки тому +1

      Lmfaooooooooooooo

    • @Mrquietstom2022
      @Mrquietstom2022 4 роки тому

      _____________________________ lol

    • @peterskully7335
      @peterskully7335 3 роки тому

      I can't understand the joke.

    • @dre8463
      @dre8463 3 роки тому +2

      @@peterskully7335 he's basically saying that the woman's stomach has a load of stretch marks, which looks like a kid's homework that was balled up (mashed together) 😂 women who've had kids tend to have issues with that.

  • @haroldwinter3373
    @haroldwinter3373 6 років тому +38

    This is the realist nigga in comedy hands down 💯

  • @k5elevencinc0
    @k5elevencinc0 12 років тому +72

    MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN EVER!!!!! COREY HOLCOMB!!

  • @1313fidel
    @1313fidel 7 років тому +169

    wow he's got no limit

  • @koopstamc
    @koopstamc 12 років тому +246

    Corey Holcomb is a living legend!

  • @773Rick
    @773Rick 5 років тому +64

    Patrice Oneal Corey Holcomb Richard Pryor and Bernie Mac are definitely my favorite black comedians. This set is funny af man

  • @nightlife7189
    @nightlife7189 4 роки тому +19

    The most underrated comedian😂😂😂

  • @sindeekaye2223
    @sindeekaye2223 5 місяців тому +1

    He crosses the line every single time, and I love him for it!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @ravpol1440
    @ravpol1440 4 роки тому +44

    This show made me a fan of a Corey Halcomb and got a chance to see him here at the Atlanta comedy theater this past weekend with my girl and of course she had to be drunk and say something and she became the punchline of his joke lol

  • @Rye617
    @Rye617 5 років тому +34

    I love his voiceeee ! I love the fact he pauses ... laugh and say the most unbelievable realest shit everr ! . The only negative thing i could say. I could never be his girl . Lmao ! Oh hell no . Lol but love this guy

    • @benedictgbojueh2753
      @benedictgbojueh2753 5 років тому +2

      Mariah Handy you're​lying women loves this kind of shit and you really want to love to this guy but noway for you to get to him lol

    • @donprincoify
      @donprincoify 3 роки тому +5

      They are fighting over him. Each woman want to be the one that got Corey's nose wide open.

    • @inyourwifesas1033
      @inyourwifesas1033 2 роки тому

      You don't Wana be his girl because you know you can't control him or bitch him up

    • @Fabulos1
      @Fabulos1 Рік тому

      Trust me here in chicago we gives not one fuck.

  • @Rivs5117
    @Rivs5117 6 років тому +16

    Corey a fucking savage. They don’t make em like that nowadays 🐐✊🏿💯

  • @brandoncoleman9063
    @brandoncoleman9063 7 років тому +37

    Steven A Hairline in the crowd got me weak

  • @imserious2187
    @imserious2187 7 років тому +65

    Balled up homework 😂😂😂😂

  • @Rob-xe6qv
    @Rob-xe6qv Рік тому +11

    Y’all don’t know me?? Was one of the best lines. That’s how you know shits bout to get real. 😂😂 Corey Holcomb is one of my top 5 favorite comics.

  • @chicagonative7732
    @chicagonative7732 7 років тому +165

    Lmaoo it aint nun but something to get use to 😂😂

  • @Dcthetruth85
    @Dcthetruth85 11 років тому +58

    Lol look at the women's faces in the crowd.

  • @julianharrison9407
    @julianharrison9407 7 років тому +88

    He's drinking Gentlemens Jack.

  • @qlasikfilms6267
    @qlasikfilms6267 7 років тому +71

    My favorite comedian

  • @michaeltruthson6262
    @michaeltruthson6262 4 роки тому +60

    He took over where Patrice O'Neal left off.

    • @kcjones7735
      @kcjones7735 4 роки тому

      Cali in the building, Facts💯💯💯

    • @charlesjackson2512
      @charlesjackson2512 3 роки тому +4

      Patrice was a BEAST but nah....Corey has been telling these types of jokes since the EARLY 90's, when he was the House Comedian for The Cotton Club, a nightclub near downtown Chicago, before we EVER heard of Patrice.

    • @michaeltruthson6262
      @michaeltruthson6262 3 роки тому +1

      @@charlesjackson2512 well Patrice in the early 90's was a featured artist on Def Comedy jam in the early 90's. But I get it and thanks for the history on Mr Holcombe.

    • @rashadtaylor7971
      @rashadtaylor7971 3 роки тому +1

      I hear you...😂

  • @mahoganybliss7273
    @mahoganybliss7273 4 роки тому +7

    Stomach look like she balled up homework 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chatroomgoon4975
    @chatroomgoon4975 8 років тому +75

    5150 Nation 😂

  • @roderickprayer9741
    @roderickprayer9741 4 роки тому +6

    Corey is the goat of my generation...like he dont try to be funny...he jus funny naturally

  • @jbedwards8544
    @jbedwards8544 4 роки тому +8

    This nigga is GOLD especially when you’re high looking for comedy😂😂

    • @Jesse-pp4te
      @Jesse-pp4te 4 роки тому

      Dude that's exactly what I'm doing. High af and just found this guy and holy fuck I miss black comedy like this! know of any other black comedians like this currently? or has PC finally taken over?

  • @NyQuiiLx
    @NyQuiiLx 4 роки тому +27

    Stephen A Smith and Judge Mathis picked the wrong seats lol

  • @RayRayHam
    @RayRayHam 2 роки тому +14

    This never gets old 😂

  • @dili_m
    @dili_m 3 роки тому +9

    Love this guy! I would love to see a comedian as brave as this nowadays

  • @QuisHarris
    @QuisHarris 5 років тому +14

    Balled up homework 💀💀💀

  • @youngflossy213
    @youngflossy213 8 років тому +106

    SAVAGE ! LMAO

  • @Jajuan001
    @Jajuan001 7 років тому +86

    5150 where you at???

  • @OTKP
    @OTKP 12 років тому +154

    LMFAO I love going to a Corey Holcomb Show love just to see him piss the insecure women off in the crowd

    • @rashadtaylor7971
      @rashadtaylor7971 3 роки тому +3

      Heck yeah 😂 (that part)...

    • @LaMiGrAFrAnK
      @LaMiGrAFrAnK 2 роки тому

      In other words every woman lmao

    • @theeladylynn9229
      @theeladylynn9229 Рік тому +1

      @@LaMiGrAFrAnK real women don’t get offended it’s just humor, we Jone At each other ✊🏾 😂

    • @LaMiGrAFrAnK
      @LaMiGrAFrAnK Рік тому

      @@theeladylynn9229 queen status

  • @ThaMidwestBrutha
    @ThaMidwestBrutha 6 років тому +25

    Him and TK Kirkland style is similar I bet they would tear down a show!!!

  • @SiRTHiZZL3
    @SiRTHiZZL3 12 років тому +14

    Corey my DUDE!!! I HATE i just missed him w/Levell Crawford here in Atlanta on New Years Eve... hope they filmed it!

  • @seneziawilson2265
    @seneziawilson2265 6 років тому +14

    1:06 that's my old history teacher

  • @lakenyawatley459
    @lakenyawatley459 7 років тому +30

    Some balled up homework lol oh my damn

  • @345shawng
    @345shawng 11 років тому +39

    i say bitch all the time and it works say it a lot they will get used to it

  • @MarzDaIndigo
    @MarzDaIndigo 4 роки тому +9

    Corey is my boy!! 😭 LEGENDARY

  • @guru_basketball_kiero
    @guru_basketball_kiero 6 років тому +21

    Is that Stephen A Smith with Shaq???
    🤣😂🤣😂

  • @1JayTheJet
    @1JayTheJet 12 років тому +26

    COREY IS MY PREACHER...

  • @winstonmofokeng7127
    @winstonmofokeng7127 5 років тому +6

    I just love the way he laugh's...........Gourd Damn!!!!!

  • @C.I.A1947_
    @C.I.A1947_ 5 років тому +3

    The white woman at 4:07 was so mad hahah

  • @RoyalTEE28
    @RoyalTEE28 3 роки тому +2

    “Bitch you crazy.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @marlo1987sh
    @marlo1987sh 5 років тому +7

    I'm screaming 😭😭😭LMAO

  • @IamJesusWalks
    @IamJesusWalks 5 років тому +6

    That moments when it end on that last joke, and you laugh, but be saying "damn, that's kinda fucked up!"

  • @KavynPein
    @KavynPein 12 років тому +11

    lol at the milk bottle

  • @Mr_Porter
    @Mr_Porter 8 років тому +175

    Judge Mathis looked super uncomfortable through his entire set.

    • @chicagonative7732
      @chicagonative7732 7 років тому +20

      Mr. Porter lmaoo n judge mathis used to be a pimp

    • @TheDarkGBJ
      @TheDarkGBJ 5 років тому +1

      @@chicagonative7732 where was he?

    • @HEISMACHINE
      @HEISMACHINE 5 років тому +2

      @@TheDarkGBJ WHITE SUIT TWO SEATS TO THE LEFT OF SHAQ

    • @koleon06
      @koleon06 4 роки тому

      He said he almost walked out

    • @JawbreakerXD
      @JawbreakerXD 4 роки тому

      @@koleon06 Really? I mean, I would get it. I felt kind of uncomfortable too. I can get past the other jokes, but how do you talk about your daughter like that?

  • @emZee1994
    @emZee1994 6 років тому +20

    Hahaha "consistently pays off"

  • @sincerre4real541
    @sincerre4real541 6 років тому +11

    ayo thats Judge Mathis in the front with the white suit on.

  • @kcjones7735
    @kcjones7735 6 років тому +34

    Corey be saying some Real stuff. Men dnt talk about Wmen because they wanna hit but I'll bust your bubble 💯🤔

    • @BadTV1993
      @BadTV1993 5 років тому +8

      used some of his stuff to break it off with the side bitch just last nite....Thanks,Corey!!! I used the"what do you bring to the table besides another nigga's kids, bunch of health problems,and nosy ass family members? nothin!"

    • @andreadanford5794
      @andreadanford5794 5 років тому +4

      @@BadTV1993 😂😂

  • @alonzoakbar6760
    @alonzoakbar6760 3 роки тому +2

    Balled up homework!🤣 Classic!

  • @theanax143
    @theanax143 5 років тому +3

    He OUTTA CONTROL

  • @frankcotton3283
    @frankcotton3283 7 років тому +16

    I seen my homeboy mom in the audience

  • @luop_4209
    @luop_4209 4 роки тому +3

    Me and judge Mathis had the same reaction bro it’s so fucked up u don’t wanna laugh but u can’t hold it💀

  • @jaydinero7560
    @jaydinero7560 2 роки тому +3

    It ain't nothing but something to get used to.. what an amazing phrase

  • @Jay75ny
    @Jay75ny 7 років тому +31

    Savageeeeee

  • @ItzARapPodCast
    @ItzARapPodCast 4 роки тому +1

    My #1 Comedian

  • @Mrindescribable18
    @Mrindescribable18 12 років тому +6

    I was thinking the same damn thing

  • @vikingv2000
    @vikingv2000 5 років тому +4

    He got talent

  • @1eaglefan960
    @1eaglefan960 4 роки тому +2

    Beautiful smile!!!!

  • @HolyHotSauce
    @HolyHotSauce 2 роки тому +1

    That tv box was a Patrice O’Neal joke. Corey stole that one.

  • @macben3266
    @macben3266 2 роки тому +1

    Holcomb is wild as hell mane.

  • @misternovela
    @misternovela 2 роки тому +1

    “Oh ya’ll don’t know me? You’ll see”

  • @3rdCoastSportsTV
    @3rdCoastSportsTV Рік тому +1

    Oh y’all don’t know me ha you’ll see 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @barlow253
    @barlow253 8 років тому +35

    whats funnier cory or Shaq hahaha

  • @terencedhlamini7682
    @terencedhlamini7682 2 роки тому +2

    😂The thoughts we all have in our minds

  • @bimbovitapur728
    @bimbovitapur728 Рік тому

    Corey Holcomb just giving fatalities and brutalities left, right and centre. Damn 😁😆😅🤣😂

  • @JohnnyLindsey-jr9vp
    @JohnnyLindsey-jr9vp Рік тому

    A REAL BROTHER BLESSED PRICELESS

  • @jasonallen3678
    @jasonallen3678 6 років тому +6

    And $100 per man can add up 😂😂..All-star weekend is like that too,but at the same time you might run into a Dime piece for less than that.They be on that business hard.

  • @ohioplayer
    @ohioplayer 3 роки тому +1

    This dude cracks me up..

  • @NYJ82Bklyn
    @NYJ82Bklyn 3 роки тому +1

    Fucking hilarious, give this dude his own special!

  • @russell9411
    @russell9411 8 років тому +1

    this nigga be turnt slim lls funny as fuck

  • @jamesthornton9338
    @jamesthornton9338 4 роки тому +3

    Legendary

  • @xerxesescobar7745
    @xerxesescobar7745 7 років тому +13

    I love this man, but I have to watch for my woman not to be in the room.. lol

  • @vladimirrene9934
    @vladimirrene9934 11 місяців тому

    Balled up homework 😂

  • @lowtech5380
    @lowtech5380 6 років тому +4

    The b!@#$ stomach looked like some balled up homework....I just spit out my drink!!!!

  • @koreyking9116
    @koreyking9116 3 роки тому +3

    The Original Kevin Samuels....

  • @georgeevans9977
    @georgeevans9977 5 років тому +5

    Still 🔥🔥🔥🔥 7-29-19

  • @santanah.6897
    @santanah.6897 4 роки тому +3

    MFing LEGEND!!!!

  • @yahdig.solid_leonhard3814
    @yahdig.solid_leonhard3814 5 років тому +5

    I'd hate to be 1 of his kids !!

  • @MelanisupSupreme
    @MelanisupSupreme 8 років тому +19

    Lmfao

  • @George_Glass
    @George_Glass 4 роки тому +4

    It ain't nothin but somethin to get used to

  • @tuyenikumwe2663
    @tuyenikumwe2663 6 років тому +2

    I'm subscribing

  • @phantomfacefinal7735
    @phantomfacefinal7735 5 років тому +3

    These are just some thoughts that we think every day but don’t say...

  • @RankedShooter
    @RankedShooter 5 років тому +15

    Corey saying shit every man thinks at least once in their life.

  • @kingdudebro9283
    @kingdudebro9283 Рік тому

    what’s the name of this set?

  • @365WITHCOACHERIC
    @365WITHCOACHERIC 4 роки тому +4

    Its Some BAD ASS 30 YR OLD PLUS WOMEN in that Audience. DAMNNNN

  • @pierreferrand8873
    @pierreferrand8873 5 років тому +1

    Sipping on Gentleman's Jack

  • @roscoehall4554
    @roscoehall4554 2 роки тому

    He making that damn Gentleman Jack look good that he drinking up there I wish I had me some now

  • @sbohlongwa9150
    @sbohlongwa9150 2 роки тому

    Shaq is dying there

  • @blessedones1589
    @blessedones1589 5 років тому +3

    God please forgive this foo .... he funny af tho

  • @webster7222
    @webster7222 4 роки тому +1

    Goddammit 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂