Disagreed. If she was going for the kill, it should be "oscillating in body weight is more unhealthy than staying at a high weight. Either go on a permanent diet with no end, i.e. a lifestyle change, or don't embark on one in the first place". Permanent diets are only difficult if you enjoy eating, so the first step is to find superior pleasures.
@@SerRompalot No she said it pretty perfectly which is pretty standard for Japanese people considering the Korean language was inspired by the Japanese and Chinese language. Alot of the hololive JP members speak decent Korean because they already have the logistics of pronunciation since they're Japanese. Although Matsuru does add a little -u to the end of buldak which was cute anyways lol
@@Mwoonster little quip, but the Japanese and Korean languages were heavily influenced by the Chinese language. Not too certain about Korean being influenced by Japanese. If there's a source for it, could you possibly link me to it?
@@HanMestov Korean is not "influenced" by Japanese except maybe for a few borrowed words here and there. At best there might be a common ancestor spoken thousands of years ago, but even that's a disputed theory. Of course they're both heavily influenced by Chinese in pretty much the same way that every language in Europe is influenced by Latin.
With forbidden knowledge, you'll know that irl she won't actually be crying tears of blood Search for that knowledge for yourself, explorer of the unknown
I laughed at that part too, it was pretty unexpected and the fact that Matsuri kept repeating it made it even funnier. Reminds me of the Jugemu gag in Gintama.
@@penciler38 yeah like imagine if someone mentioned that time she asked viewers if she could lose weight if she had a tapeworm? Would've been embarrassed if she was there. Bet the sister would've liked it.
I mean, dieting IS hard especially for people who use food as a destressing mechanism. The ideal diet is the one you can follow for the rest of your life, but the best one is the one you can actually maintain, one thing at a time.
I just remembered the last time Father Fubuki & Sister marine were arrested by the police, then now they are still carrying out their activities in prison using the opportunity of a prison visit
Honestly, it holds up. I don't know about the diet culture in Japan, but the American diet scene is populated with people pushing unsustainable, unhealthy, unrealistic methods that falsely promise quick results.
If you’re eating enough instant noodles to gain weight, I’d be more worried about the sheer amount of salt and preservatives you’re taking in rather than a failed diet.
Well that was just the one recent incident she was confessing to. In general the weight gain is because after she lost ~3 kg on her crash diet, she started ordering take out via uber eats and going out to eat with friends a whole lot. Then after a couple months of that she was 1kg above where she started.
Considering how fit Matsurichan is(probably the most fit out of all the girls I think) her cheating on her diets probably isn't a bad thing as long as she doesn't go overboard.
With different context though, this story actually makes me sad. Matsuri had insecurity from her weight and body image issues before, so I hope she doesn't rebound.
-Sister Marine: It's useless, just quit dieting!! -Matsuri: Souka. Then I'm gonna continue eating buldak-bokkeum-myeon. *acceptance* -Aqua, on the other hand: *hysterical onion noises*
Korean product names can be tricky to pronounce already. But a Japanese person trying to pronounce a Korean product name? That pretty much triples the difficulty xD
Matsuri saying buldak bokkeum myun is the most adorable thing.
Agreed
Indeed
Yes, someone should make 10hrs video of her saying buldak bokkeum myeon
Now I wanna try some bullgehdakopokomion
It's the same rhythm to the opening bars of TKG no Uta.
2:24 that simple "Amen" from Sister Marine and Father Fubuki made me lose it
LMAO they just roasted Matsuri and ended it with an “amen.” How do I join this religion??
A Father and a Sister just roasted God
+ bgm. I'm dying.
"You're just pretending to diet while gaining kilo after kilo..."
Jesus, Marine... she actually killed her.
Amen
Latom 😂
Disagreed. If she was going for the kill, it should be "oscillating in body weight is more unhealthy than staying at a high weight. Either go on a permanent diet with no end, i.e. a lifestyle change, or don't embark on one in the first place". Permanent diets are only difficult if you enjoy eating, so the first step is to find superior pleasures.
@@Psieye wat?
@@Psieye It’s a joke, not a scientific documentary, fella.
"Just quit the diet alright? Amen"
lmao these girls
Amen lmao
omg...
The way Matsuri says buldak bokkeum myeon is so cute..
She messed up a bit with buldak and said buldakgeum but her pronunciation's pretty good.
@@SerRompalot No she said it pretty perfectly which is pretty standard for Japanese people considering the Korean language was inspired by the Japanese and Chinese language. Alot of the hololive JP members speak decent Korean because they already have the logistics of pronunciation since they're Japanese. Although Matsuru does add a little -u to the end of buldak which was cute anyways lol
@@Mwoonster little quip, but the Japanese and Korean languages were heavily influenced by the Chinese language. Not too certain about Korean being influenced by Japanese. If there's a source for it, could you possibly link me to it?
@@SerRompalot I heard burudakku for buldak, which I think is pretty normal pronunciation for a Japanese.
@@HanMestov Korean is not "influenced" by Japanese except maybe for a few borrowed words here and there. At best there might be a common ancestor spoken thousands of years ago, but even that's a disputed theory. Of course they're both heavily influenced by Chinese in pretty much the same way that every language in Europe is influenced by Latin.
Hololive is the only place you will see GOD confess to a fox and a hor- holy pirate.
You mean like the Holy poses in Queensblade?
@@sufianramli8017 Probably where Sister Marine got the idea.
@@dairoleon2682
Maybe someone should request she do a Holy pose next 3d? Just saying....
and GOD get roasted to said Fox Deity Priest and Hor-Holy Pirate
They just committed Blasphemy to her 🤣
@@sufianramli8017 There's no way in hell Marine has the strength and flexibility to perform Holy Poses.
Also keep in mind that glass wall and sterile white room doesn't say 'confessional' so much as 'prison visitation room.'
It's another type of confession
Confessing sins and confessing crimes aren't that different probably
Given the context it might as well be the same
Imagine going to a confessional and the priest rips on you for being fat and goes "amen" lol
we’d probably solve the obesity problem here in North America if that were a common thing lmao
*you can make a religion out of this*
God is not getting fat, she’s just expanding her kingdom a little.
Man, I *DEMAND* a link to your profile pick! Such power shall not belong to but a single man
@@usokitsuki You can open his channel. right click on his profile picture , open his profile picture in a new tab and then download it
thy kingdom come
Her voice is back lol
I hope some one hire Matsuri to make a Buldak-Bokkeum-Myeon commercial
Marine: I gained weight too. It went to my butt
Aqua:I did as well. Went to my chest.
Matsuri:(crying blood tears) lucky you
With forbidden knowledge, you'll know that irl she won't actually be crying tears of blood
Search for that knowledge for yourself, explorer of the unknown
@@samlim7963
Actually, that was pads, man.....not that i mind!
@@sufianramli8017 LOOOOOL
@@CunnyVirus -ERIS- MATSURI PADS HER CHESTS!!!
Amane: "Why are they so lucky? And I'm not?"
Natsuiro "Five Hamburgers a Day" Matsuri accidentally mistook the confessional for a McDonalds drive-through.
Did not expected to see A Father, A Nun, and God all in the confession room together
Truly a vision beyond this world
And the father and the nun gave God advice and made her change her lifestyle
This is deep
Now I want Matsuri Buldak bokkum myeon ASMR where she just says it over and over
0:57 Buldak-Bokkeum-Myeon
"You're just pretending to diet while gaining kilo after kilo... Amen."
- Sister Marine
Sister Marine and Father Fubiki didn't bring any mercy to their confession booth that day. Amen.
When GOD is made to confess her sins. You can feel the pressure.
God's just testing them to make sure their doing their jobs right
Remember: it's not about the weight, but the proportions
Matsuri: Buldak-bokkeum-myeon
Sister Marine: Funniest thing I've ever heard
She's not even trying to stay in the -horni- holy character lol
Instead of saying in character, Marine decided to have nun of it.
@@MazoDragon git
@@ShrimpletonCh Indeed, you are.
@@MazoDragon INAFF
I laughed at that part too, it was pretty unexpected and the fact that Matsuri kept repeating it made it even funnier. Reminds me of the Jugemu gag in Gintama.
I really love marine's laugh,she laugh like she has no burden
The way Matsuri say "I'll quit dieting" is hilarious
May I remind everyone that Senchou once did a 60+ minutes long stream to explain the MANY kinds of diets she tried and failed?
A true dieting veteran
Good thing Marine-senchou wasn't there, or else, she would have been roasted too.
@@penciler38 yeah like imagine if someone mentioned that time she asked viewers if she could lose weight if she had a tapeworm? Would've been embarrassed if she was there. Bet the sister would've liked it.
I mean, dieting IS hard especially for people who use food as a destressing mechanism. The ideal diet is the one you can follow for the rest of your life, but the best one is the one you can actually maintain, one thing at a time.
@@joaogarcia6170 this and as Subaru once mentionned, joining Hololive makes your lifestyle pretty unhealthy as you spend lots of time sitting at home
Marine straight up changing job to psychiatrist and give her a reality check.
Fubuki contributing nothing just to say Amen at the end is the funniest shit.
maririn cracking up over that food
the way she says buldak-bokkeum-myeon has a pretty sick rythm ngl
0:57 for the Korean noodle and Marine wheeze
Thanks. Hammering that on repeat
Imagine you're hearing a confession, and someone starts having a stroke in the middle of it like Matsuri just did.
you just predenting to diet while gaining kilo after kilo is spot on so that advice did really help for people serious on diet
so cute. great confessional.
wonderful revelations, sister.
Marine's laugh brings pure joy to all who hear it!
may god will help her to eat more as much as she want, amen lol XD
The church of Marine is so easy lol
Amen
God can't help her, because she is God (?)
Ramen* :P
Somen
I just remembered the last time Father Fubuki & Sister marine were arrested by the police, then now they are still carrying out their activities in prison using the opportunity of a prison visit
Imagine an father and an sister meeting god in their church only to roast him on it eating habit
2:24 and that 'Amen' after it.. Oh, Marine. xD
Marine's "seiso" giggles are so pure
0:58 selling replay button
Buldak-bokkeum-myeon stonks just went up
Lol what an advice
"Eh?"
2:14
Sister Marine: You should quit dieting. Amen.
2:28 amen moment
Sounds of marine saying umh, eh and hai is very yabai to my ear. he-he
0:58 Buldak bokkeum myun timestamp
Lesson: just give up on dieting.
Honestly, it holds up. I don't know about the diet culture in Japan, but the American diet scene is populated with people pushing unsustainable, unhealthy, unrealistic methods that falsely promise quick results.
Shes either starving herself or overeat, frequent rebounds messes up your organs actually
Matsuri:
Buldak Bokkeum Myeon
Sister Marine:
Bokum Bokum Myon
God damn Marine just twisted that knife at the end haha
Fun Fact: Buldalk Bokkeum Myeon = Fire Chicken Mixed Noodles
She had Kiara Noodles!
If you’re eating enough instant noodles to gain weight, I’d be more worried about the sheer amount of salt and preservatives you’re taking in rather than a failed diet.
Well that was just the one recent incident she was confessing to. In general the weight gain is because after she lost ~3 kg on her crash diet, she started ordering take out via uber eats and going out to eat with friends a whole lot. Then after a couple months of that she was 1kg above where she started.
Considering how fit Matsurichan is(probably the most fit out of all the girls I think) her cheating on her diets probably isn't a bad thing as long as she doesn't go overboard.
"You should give up...there's no hope."
"...Eh?"
🤣
With different context though, this story actually makes me sad. Matsuri had insecurity from her weight and body image issues before, so I hope she doesn't rebound.
Sister Marine, Professional Demotivation Speaker
matsuri the pokemon
"You see, anon, as a father of the Holy Church, I've sworn an oath not to take a husubando."
I didn't understand what kind of food is pokomupokomyon until I watch this and I laughed hard when I finally understand it was buldak-bokkeum-myeon
A god, a priest, and a nun.
what a holy stream
I need 1000% more Sister Marine for uhh, reasons
END POINTLESS DIETS
-Sister Marine: It's useless, just quit dieting!!
-Matsuri: Souka. Then I'm gonna continue eating buldak-bokkeum-myeon. *acceptance*
-Aqua, on the other hand: *hysterical onion noises*
Peko: I ate bunch of parfait and gained weight but somehow got thinner.
@@Idiomatick She gained muscle instead
Marine laughing at that whatever food :D
0:57 😍😍😍
Buludakku bukkom nyom wa... Buludakku bukkom nyom desu ke do
Nun Marine... Nun Marine... Something doesn't add up
Take a shot everytime matsuri say buldak bokkeum myon
now this is the christianity i signed up for
2:23 Hololive : GOD stabbed by sister. Amen
Poor Matsuri.
That is not how losing fat works, someone should tell her
Reject diet, embrace gluttony.
I love this
So here is where the escapees (Fubuki and Marine) went. Officer Hardass (Subaru) will eventually find them.
This is better than actual comedies
Your weight can fluctuate 3-4kg or more on a daily basis lol
Love marine laughing
I was waiting for them to say "Látom"
I MISSED MARINES GIGGLES
marines tsukkomi is masterful
Korean product names can be tricky to pronounce already. But a Japanese person trying to pronounce a Korean product name? That pretty much triples the difficulty xD
I'm addicted so... 0:57
ita funny how marine laugh in every confession
she has a Pocky day like me wtf
I can related to Matsuri, once had diet until 94kg (188pound) and rebound to my original 103 (206)
Amen
Burudakku Bokkum myon
I noticed sister marine doesn't have Heterochromia like the real marine, could it be that this really is senchou's secret twin? :O
Nah, marine just stopped eating seaweed for a few days lol
Marine just wants a thiccer Matsuri.
0:58
Wait? Kilograms!
Amen 🙏
I shall now eat buldak-bokkeum-myeon
Matsuri master of diet
funny, we call buldak bokkeum myun as ramen here
Damn the carbs
If the food taste great, then eat lots
Reminds me of korone saying ekum bokum
Most people in my country just call it samyang ramen lol.
I love these women