I was watching the original, and I thought "Dio's European, and pretty gay, I'm just gonna add "JoJo" to the end of my search" I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.
My stando「Mark It」allows me to imprint the location of people in need onto peoples maps. *「Mark It」!* *Another settlement needs your help. Here, let me mark it on your map.*
When Polnareff handed back that camera, did they even question all the shots of their thighs or were they too stunned at his leg stretching poses that they didn’t want to offend?
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“Depending on the time of day the french go either way”
It’s even better cause it’s coming from Polnareff
I'm french
And... is occasionelly true
Well, he wanted Jonathan’s body
Cuz jonathan was the only human that dio respected
@@pixiedream1938 mista didn't like that
He's also British
And he got it..)
in Pucci's case: it's gay
in Dio's case: It's European
in Jean Pierre's case: it's both
@Jonathan Eilbeck u forgot gyro
Wasn't pucci italian?
@@HoradeFidges his family was italian, but pucci born in Florida
@Kustogg Why bi?
@@xavierk9047 it's just a confirmed fact there's no why to ask
Fact: Dio cut holes in two croissants and decided they'd make good shoes.
That is the most French thing I've heard in my life
Is this how jotaro gets people to join the fight against Dio? He just makes low effort propaganda?
You know I'm looking at the croissants in the kitchen and debating wether or not to make them into shoes
Wow I read that weirdly
DIO IS GAYOPEAN
Josugay or Euray
Angie Townsend
Bisexeuropean
dio is bimudbritipean
I fucking knew it
This Duwang isn't big enough for the two of us...
what the actual fuck
WRRRRRYly now?
boi he bout to do it
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
I gasped when he said Jonathan
I fell off my chair-
I was watching the original, and I thought "Dio's European, and pretty gay, I'm just gonna add "JoJo" to the end of my search"
I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.
Everyone in part 1 is a gay european
even Danny
What about Wang Chan or Speedwagon's asian thug?
If Jonathan Joestar is his boyfriend...
What does that make Vanilla Ice
shahien jacobsen side ho
His mistress
shahien jacobsen He must have had a affair with both Giorno's mom and Pucchi then.
his bitch
Technically a threesome?
Best part of this? Dio: "I'm straight!"
Jonathan Joestar: "You were not yesterday."
Yestergay
we know that you know 👈🌝👈
Poly Plays/Reviews Sora 😏
"I need your body, Jojo." Has another different meaning I guess
"Your first name is"
"brando"
"and your boyfriends name is"
"Johnathan joestar"
I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT
jonadio supremacy
Imagine if instead of fighting DIO, the only thing they did was try to deduce if he was gay or not.
WHy is this accurate in so many ways omg. It's so perfect.
I dunno if the show is gay or not but there are a lot of homoerotic themes in this show.
The show could be European.
You're definitely right
Just a lot of buff bros really
In Europe a lot of people think that jojo's haves quite an homoerotic tone x)
Speedwagon even believes Dio is actually a ROADO ROLLA-DA
If DIO is gay then what does that make Pucci?
culturally diverse
Andrew Deng Stand-fluent.
pucci it makes they pucci
A submissive top
Kira Yoshigake a sad *necrophile
Jotaro wanted to try and crack dio eh?
Don't even go there
Jotaro Kujo I read that in Jotaro's voice before even reading your username.
MaxaN Nani!?
Did not respond
*Yare Yare Daze*
hmm
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND
My stando「Mark It」allows me to imprint the location of people in need onto peoples maps.
*「Mark It」!*
*Another settlement needs your help. Here, let me mark it on your map.*
This is the best thing EVER, literally.
CAN YOU DO ONE OF THESE FOR CAESAR
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
No he is not gay
do one for every single member of passione
I DO THE BIG AGREE
Za Warudo yes he is, no stand of mine will deny this
This song was actually made for Dio. Literally every line matches up
beautiful, simply beautiful. I have no other words for this
What about 'A beautiful duwang?'
The pointy toed shoes part got me. It's too accurate.
He's a gay British vampire
HOW DARE YOU ONLY PUT SPEEDWAGON IN THE VIDEO FOR 9 SECONDS! BLASPHEMY
Speedwagon bursting in to tell the others pretty much the same thing he told Jonathan back in the day
i blame all of you because this song has been stuck in my head for days, god dammit
The song is perfect for every JoJo character.
This is my new best thing ever.
"You thought your first kiss would be with Jonathan but it was me, Erina!"
If only Pucci were animated he'd be here for the ending.
This fits so Fucking well
Well, He made Giorno, I say no Gay.
he's actually bi
he's actually european
Andrew Deng he's French technically
French is still European
I feel like Dio's had his fair share of both genders tbh
takehito koyasu approves
should have shown him playing football for that shiny shirts and tiny pants part.
why does johnathan sound like ceaser?
Yamino kami because he is
No use of the rugby match on the sports part?
rewatch the video m8
Not gonna lie I was looking for ceaser x Joseph and came across this 😃this is amazing 😍 I'm happy 😊
XdxDxaDxdxdx
Still, Dio's not gay.. HE'S BI 🌚👌✨
IT WORKS TOO WELL
What are you doing step brother
This... is... *[FLAWLESS]*
"Depending on the time of day the French go either way"
Polnareff you-
Man the editing on this is spot on.
I just wish it was pucci and not Jonathan, that would be perfect
You can literally do that with every jojo's character XD
Pls that voice fits perfectly in Jonathan😭😭
Yesterday I found the one with pucci and this was in my recommended today. I'm not disappointed
This is probably the best video I’ve watched in my entire life
And his boyfriends name is Jonathan joestar
How this is perfect: Dio's British (european)
and just look at him!
When Polnareff handed back that camera, did they even question all the shots of their thighs or were they too stunned at his leg stretching poses that they didn’t want to offend?
I didn't know I needed this in my life so much
well... he actually is....
3:20 that was perfect!
I'm crying (because of laugh of course)
“i have an idea id like to try” ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Weedspagon was just like: mind if I join you?
"You were not yesterday" died right there!
*Erina: Im going to end this whole's man career.*
Jonathan Joestar resurrected just to say Dio's gay and European
this actually fits so well!!!
Dio is both
1:04 should have been the rugby scene from part 1
Johnathan came back from the dead to call out dio bullshit bullshit
no pucci is his boyfriend
i approve of this
Please do this for Caesar and make his boyfriend Joseph
i knew it
he's bi and european
I swear that this is too perfect for him.
Why this doesn't have more likes?
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Wait a minute Dio Brando is actually gay and European
YES YES YES YES
Y E S
You totally could have used the football scene from part one for the sports in tiny shorts bit
and pucci
when they were saying europeans play peculiar sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts, it would’ve been perfect to show him playing rugby
OH MY DGODDDDD
Basically part four with jonathan
Lol Jonathan works with the accent.
2:37 canon
THIS IS BRILLIANCE
As a European I can confirm we all look like jojo characters
Whoever made this masterpiece, you have automatically attained Heaven
Good editing! Though the idea of dio’s brother being his boyfriend is-
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Well we know he's European.
Tbh it makes sense if this were to actually happen in Stardust Crusaders, the more powerful DIO becomes the gayer he looks.
this is a masterpiece
Pucci should be dios boyfriend
1:45 has not anyone got that yet?
How to know if someone is gay:
Is he a character in JoJo's?
Is he a person that watches JoJo's?
If either of those is yes. He is gay.
Fun Fact: according to the Chinese subtitiles, DIO's Chinese name is a cuss word.
I found out that DIO is actually European literally
They play peculiar sports. Yeah sure hunting joseph with knifes is sorta hunting
I AM THE FIRST SUBBER, I WILL FOLLOW U TO THE ENDS OF THE WEB.
okay.
Bless this video
As a brit, I can vouch very very *VERY* gay
this is perfect wtf
I'm the master of the stand arts, and i'm European.
*stand name: Ocean Man*
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