【JOJO's bizarre adventure】Gay Or European

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  • @theegg5550
    @theegg5550 7 років тому +980

    “Depending on the time of day the french go either way”
    It’s even better cause it’s coming from Polnareff

    • @enegar2536
      @enegar2536 4 роки тому +16

      I'm french
      And... is occasionelly true

  • @TheDragonLindy
    @TheDragonLindy 7 років тому +550

    Fact: Dio cut holes in two croissants and decided they'd make good shoes.

    • @noriyakikakyoin9113
      @noriyakikakyoin9113 6 років тому +21

      That is the most French thing I've heard in my life

    • @aidenbelanger7867
      @aidenbelanger7867 5 років тому +14

      Is this how jotaro gets people to join the fight against Dio? He just makes low effort propaganda?

    • @adrian_love9716
      @adrian_love9716 5 років тому +7

      You know I'm looking at the croissants in the kitchen and debating wether or not to make them into shoes

    • @sleepycod
      @sleepycod 4 роки тому +2

      Wow I read that weirdly

  • @PillarGuy
    @PillarGuy 6 років тому +450

    Well, he wanted Jonathan’s body

    • @vulcan387
      @vulcan387 5 років тому +16

      Cuz jonathan was the only human that dio respected

    • @rayespineda
      @rayespineda 5 років тому +19

      @@pixiedream1938 mista didn't like that

    • @EMDYFC
      @EMDYFC 5 років тому +5

      He's also British

    • @polarsystem
      @polarsystem 3 роки тому +2

      And he got it..)

  • @agamingenigma6116
    @agamingenigma6116 7 років тому +740

    in Pucci's case: it's gay
    in Dio's case: It's European
    in Jean Pierre's case: it's both

    • @the_tube2
      @the_tube2 6 років тому +5

      @Jonathan Eilbeck u forgot gyro

    • @HoradeFidges
      @HoradeFidges 6 років тому +15

      Wasn't pucci italian?

    • @vc7808
      @vc7808 5 років тому +2

      @@HoradeFidges his family was italian, but pucci born in Florida

    • @xavierk9047
      @xavierk9047 4 роки тому +1

      @Kustogg Why bi?

    • @missouille3021
      @missouille3021 4 роки тому +4

      @@xavierk9047 it's just a confirmed fact there's no why to ask

  • @pojo7649
    @pojo7649 8 років тому +908

    DIO IS GAYOPEAN

  • @GerryIsNear
    @GerryIsNear 8 років тому +167

    I gasped when he said Jonathan

    • @lwkafflx
      @lwkafflx 4 роки тому +4

      I fell off my chair-

  • @shahjacobsen9183
    @shahjacobsen9183 8 років тому +255

    If Jonathan Joestar is his boyfriend...
    What does that make Vanilla Ice

  • @MrMuugi
    @MrMuugi 9 років тому +483

    I fucking knew it

    • @TheDragonLindy
      @TheDragonLindy 8 років тому +45

      This Duwang isn't big enough for the two of us...

    • @mokibuu
      @mokibuu 8 років тому +17

      what the actual fuck

    • @TheOddGaming1
      @TheOddGaming1 7 років тому +30

      WRRRRRYly now?

    • @alexd8878
      @alexd8878 7 років тому +5

      boi he bout to do it

    • @guaclicker8358
      @guaclicker8358 7 років тому +1

      Aren't you supposed to be dead?

  • @SoraLei69
    @SoraLei69 7 років тому +292

    Best part of this? Dio: "I'm straight!"
    Jonathan Joestar: "You were not yesterday."

    • @meoueo
      @meoueo 6 років тому +23

      Yestergay

    • @Sacabanbaspis
      @Sacabanbaspis 6 років тому +5

      we know that you know 👈🌝👈

    • @kittyplazs5355
      @kittyplazs5355 4 роки тому

      Poly Plays/Reviews Sora 😏

    • @clueless2528
      @clueless2528 3 роки тому +3

      "I need your body, Jojo." Has another different meaning I guess

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 7 років тому +44

    "Your first name is"
    "brando"
    "and your boyfriends name is"
    "Johnathan joestar"
    I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT

    • @linterela
      @linterela 2 роки тому +2

      jonadio supremacy

  • @WakkaMadeInYevon
    @WakkaMadeInYevon 8 років тому +453

    I was watching the original, and I thought "Dio's European, and pretty gay, I'm just gonna add "JoJo" to the end of my search"
    I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.

  • @MaybeNotARobot
    @MaybeNotARobot 7 років тому +64

    Imagine if instead of fighting DIO, the only thing they did was try to deduce if he was gay or not.

  • @VampiresCrypt
    @VampiresCrypt 8 років тому +368

    I dunno if the show is gay or not but there are a lot of homoerotic themes in this show.

    • @Xtersin
      @Xtersin 7 років тому +80

      The show could be European.

    • @goblinfairy1032
      @goblinfairy1032 7 років тому +4

      You're definitely right

    • @Arcfire21
      @Arcfire21 6 років тому +6

      Just a lot of buff bros really

    • @PetitPoneyDuVercors26
      @PetitPoneyDuVercors26 5 років тому +10

      In Europe a lot of people think that jojo's haves quite an homoerotic tone x)

  • @llice1681
    @llice1681 8 років тому +238

    WHy is this accurate in so many ways omg. It's so perfect.

  • @AluxDoesNotStream
    @AluxDoesNotStream 8 років тому +285

    If DIO is gay then what does that make Pucci?

  • @unusualfrog779
    @unusualfrog779 8 років тому +194

    Jotaro wanted to try and crack dio eh?

    • @TheDragonLindy
      @TheDragonLindy 7 років тому +43

      Don't even go there

    • @ytisnottwitter
      @ytisnottwitter 7 років тому +15

      Jotaro Kujo I read that in Jotaro's voice before even reading your username.

    • @TheDragonLindy
      @TheDragonLindy 7 років тому +12

      MaxaN Nani!?

    • @censoredeeznuts
      @censoredeeznuts 7 років тому +4

      Did not respond
      *Yare Yare Daze*
      hmm
      THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND

    • @censoredeeznuts
      @censoredeeznuts 7 років тому +10

      My stando「Mark It」allows me to imprint the location of people in need onto peoples maps.
      *「Mark It」!*
      *Another settlement needs your help. Here, let me mark it on your map.*

  • @illy-noiz
    @illy-noiz 8 років тому +84

    Speedwagon even believes Dio is actually a ROADO ROLLA-DA

  • @Vanilliaify
    @Vanilliaify 9 років тому +526

    CAN YOU DO ONE OF THESE FOR CAESAR

    • @kemopypes4567
      @kemopypes4567 8 років тому +79

      SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

    • @metallicarequiem2936
      @metallicarequiem2936 7 років тому +8

      No he is not gay

    • @thepinkonesoterrify5267
      @thepinkonesoterrify5267 7 років тому +35

      do one for every single member of passione

    • @goblinfairy1032
      @goblinfairy1032 7 років тому +6

      I DO THE BIG AGREE

    • @goblinfairy1032
      @goblinfairy1032 7 років тому +9

      Za Warudo yes he is, no stand of mine will deny this

  • @victorcolan8935
    @victorcolan8935 9 років тому +97

    This is the best thing EVER, literally.

  • @sprongle6217
    @sprongle6217 6 років тому +10

    The pointy toed shoes part got me. It's too accurate.

  • @deathrainbows9723
    @deathrainbows9723 6 років тому +10

    This song was actually made for Dio. Literally every line matches up

  • @frostbytefreemanfilms
    @frostbytefreemanfilms 5 років тому +4

    Speedwagon bursting in to tell the others pretty much the same thing he told Jonathan back in the day

  • @yojojo6570
    @yojojo6570 7 років тому +20

    He's a gay British vampire

  • @EggieBoi1284
    @EggieBoi1284 7 років тому +28

    HOW DARE YOU ONLY PUT SPEEDWAGON IN THE VIDEO FOR 9 SECONDS! BLASPHEMY

  • @personmcpersonstein3571
    @personmcpersonstein3571 6 років тому +6

    If only Pucci were animated he'd be here for the ending.

  • @kylie4322
    @kylie4322 8 років тому +26

    i blame all of you because this song has been stuck in my head for days, god dammit

  • @Evamme534
    @Evamme534 9 місяців тому +1

    "You thought your first kiss would be with Jonathan but it was me, Erina!"

  • @gabrielcosta2560
    @gabrielcosta2560 8 років тому +157

    Well, He made Giorno, I say no Gay.

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 8 років тому +140

      he's actually bi

    • @zenophilius1
      @zenophilius1 8 років тому +137

      he's actually european

    • @He-who-wakes
      @He-who-wakes 8 років тому +11

      Andrew Deng he's French technically

    • @liaorsomething846
      @liaorsomething846 8 років тому +27

      French is still European

    • @SakuraStardust
      @SakuraStardust 8 років тому +39

      I feel like Dio's had his fair share of both genders tbh

  • @sleepyvinegar
    @sleepyvinegar 9 років тому +33

    This is my new best thing ever.

  • @AlfredoPuente8
    @AlfredoPuente8 4 роки тому +3

    The song is perfect for every JoJo character.

  • @ferone2ashy
    @ferone2ashy 9 років тому +20

    beautiful, simply beautiful. I have no other words for this

  • @carstenbailey2377
    @carstenbailey2377 8 років тому +47

    This fits so Fucking well

  • @Nelski11401
    @Nelski11401 9 років тому +23

    takehito koyasu approves

  • @kingcreeper2469
    @kingcreeper2469 7 років тому +5

    should have shown him playing football for that shiny shirts and tiny pants part.

  • @louistoken9334
    @louistoken9334 7 років тому +12

    why does johnathan sound like ceaser?

    • @blitz.en._
      @blitz.en._ 7 років тому +1

      Yamino kami because he is

  • @Mochitachi70
    @Mochitachi70 8 років тому +27

    No use of the rugby match on the sports part?

  • @mu2137
    @mu2137 4 роки тому +1

    What are you doing step brother

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 7 років тому +1

    When Polnareff handed back that camera, did they even question all the shots of their thighs or were they too stunned at his leg stretching poses that they didn’t want to offend?

  • @alexhoy9291
    @alexhoy9291 8 років тому +7

    IT WORKS TOO WELL

  • @Sacabanbaspis
    @Sacabanbaspis 6 років тому +6

    Still, Dio's not gay.. HE'S BI 🌚👌✨

  • @ethanlee8307
    @ethanlee8307 5 років тому

    Man the editing on this is spot on.

  • @guidomista7298
    @guidomista7298 5 років тому +1

    "Depending on the time of day the French go either way"
    Polnareff you-

  • @omichle3974
    @omichle3974 4 роки тому +1

    You can literally do that with every jojo's character XD

  • @svarog1537
    @svarog1537 6 років тому +2

    This... is... *[FLAWLESS]*

  • @wrj592
    @wrj592 3 роки тому

    Weedspagon was just like: mind if I join you?

  • @YackoMM
    @YackoMM 6 років тому +2

    well... he actually is....

  • @niahig4428
    @niahig4428 5 років тому

    This is probably the best video I’ve watched in my entire life

  • @tomriddle3592
    @tomriddle3592 6 років тому +1

    And his boyfriends name is Jonathan joestar

  • @Natsu-ll8nh
    @Natsu-ll8nh 3 роки тому

    *Erina: Im going to end this whole's man career.*

  • @lucca8702
    @lucca8702 7 років тому +4

    no pucci is his boyfriend

  • @Nikkothequokka
    @Nikkothequokka 2 роки тому

    Pls that voice fits perfectly in Jonathan😭😭

  • @春-q7g
    @春-q7g 7 років тому

    I didn't know I needed this in my life so much

  • @pedroyuuhi
    @pedroyuuhi 7 років тому +4

    I just wish it was pucci and not Jonathan, that would be perfect

  • @fatoumatakourouma3440
    @fatoumatakourouma3440 7 років тому

    "You were not yesterday" died right there!

  • @jamestate317
    @jamestate317 5 років тому

    Johnathan came back from the dead to call out dio bullshit bullshit

  • @caseycarroll476
    @caseycarroll476 7 років тому +1

    How this is perfect: Dio's British (european)
    and just look at him!

  • @What-dn9ll
    @What-dn9ll 6 років тому

    Yesterday I found the one with pucci and this was in my recommended today. I'm not disappointed

  • @limb7098
    @limb7098 5 років тому +1

    “i have an idea id like to try” ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

  • @limb7098
    @limb7098 5 років тому

    when they were saying europeans play peculiar sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts, it would’ve been perfect to show him playing rugby

  • @snowynya2229
    @snowynya2229 4 роки тому

    You totally could have used the football scene from part one for the sports in tiny shorts bit

  • @TheTatumaki
    @TheTatumaki 6 років тому +1

    1:45 has not anyone got that yet?

  • @mariotron8718
    @mariotron8718 2 роки тому +1

    Jonathan Joestar resurrected just to say Dio's gay and European

  • @goblinfairy1032
    @goblinfairy1032 7 років тому +2

    Please do this for Caesar and make his boyfriend Joseph

  • @sailormikoart7385
    @sailormikoart7385 7 років тому +9

    Not gonna lie I was looking for ceaser x Joseph and came across this 😃this is amazing 😍 I'm happy 😊

  • @Ari_28
    @Ari_28 3 роки тому

    3:20 that was perfect!

  • @wynweeardo0593
    @wynweeardo0593 7 років тому

    this actually fits so well!!!

  • @strawberrymilk5717
    @strawberrymilk5717 9 років тому +13

    i knew it

  • @mskittygemma
    @mskittygemma 6 років тому

    I swear that this is too perfect for him.

  • @erickbarbos4647
    @erickbarbos4647 4 роки тому

    Basically part four with jonathan

  • @smoothordinator9529
    @smoothordinator9529 7 років тому +1

    1:04 should have been the rugby scene from part 1

  • @sirwaffle8643
    @sirwaffle8643 6 років тому +2

    he's bi and european

  • @yfnratchet
    @yfnratchet 6 років тому +1

    Wait a minute Dio Brando is actually gay and European
    YES YES YES YES
    Y E S

  • @Radiowias
    @Radiowias 8 років тому +3

    Dio is both

  • @jaxter6037
    @jaxter6037 8 років тому +1

    Why this doesn't have more likes?

  • @four7685
    @four7685 6 років тому

    Lol Jonathan works with the accent.

  • @Kuroo_Haruniji
    @Kuroo_Haruniji 7 років тому +4

    I'm crying (because of laugh of course)

  • @crys2946
    @crys2946 8 років тому +5

    i approve of this

  • @theunslimshady2166
    @theunslimshady2166 4 роки тому

    As a European I can confirm we all look like jojo characters

  • @jolynecujoh8576
    @jolynecujoh8576 3 роки тому

    Good editing! Though the idea of dio’s brother being his boyfriend is-

  • @theoriginalgatu
    @theoriginalgatu 9 років тому +11

    OH MY DGODDDDD

  • @sabikikasuko6636
    @sabikikasuko6636 6 років тому

    How to know if someone is gay:
    Is he a character in JoJo's?
    Is he a person that watches JoJo's?
    If either of those is yes. He is gay.

  • @moodyblues9675
    @moodyblues9675 6 років тому

    Whoever made this masterpiece, you have automatically attained Heaven

  • @pseudonym1845
    @pseudonym1845 5 років тому

    Not gonna lie, I thought the boyfriend role was going to be Pucci instead of Jonathan lol

  • @dustyfedora
    @dustyfedora 6 років тому

    We need to see a video that happens in part 2 about wether Joseph is Gay or European

  • @player-ds8bm
    @player-ds8bm 6 років тому

    Tbh it makes sense if this were to actually happen in Stardust Crusaders, the more powerful DIO becomes the gayer he looks.

  • @Handicast390
    @Handicast390 7 років тому

    I found out that DIO is actually European literally

  • @necrozma4029
    @necrozma4029 4 роки тому

    Fun Fact: according to the Chinese subtitiles, DIO's Chinese name is a cuss word.

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 років тому +1

    *_PLEASE DO ONE FOR BLACK BUTLER I NEED THIS_*

  • @achannel9217
    @achannel9217 8 років тому

    THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

  • @indhira6433
    @indhira6433 7 років тому

    this is a masterpiece

  • @Samhalloween
    @Samhalloween 6 років тому

    Bless this video

  • @Just_Snowy
    @Just_Snowy 7 років тому

    THIS IS BRILLIANCE

  • @malu9052
    @malu9052 6 років тому

    This fits so much

  • @kaz6556
    @kaz6556 8 років тому +4

    and pucci

  • @RobzdaBlade
    @RobzdaBlade 9 років тому +2

    I AM THE FIRST SUBBER, I WILL FOLLOW U TO THE ENDS OF THE WEB.
    okay.

  • @itsahoneyzee
    @itsahoneyzee 7 років тому

    I just randomly got shown this video

  • @virasa907
    @virasa907 4 роки тому

    bruh, Pucci is so obviously Dio’s boyfriend

  • @cykakyasu8828
    @cykakyasu8828 7 років тому

    Dio's bf is jonathan

  • @radiosavior6361
    @radiosavior6361 4 роки тому

    This should be Vanilla Ice, not Johnathan

  • @briochegrillee1689
    @briochegrillee1689 6 років тому

    You should do another one with the last season XD giorno will be perfect xD