I was watching the original, and I thought "Dio's European, and pretty gay, I'm just gonna add "JoJo" to the end of my search" I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.
My stando「Mark It」allows me to imprint the location of people in need onto peoples maps. *「Mark It」!* *Another settlement needs your help. Here, let me mark it on your map.*
When Polnareff handed back that camera, did they even question all the shots of their thighs or were they too stunned at his leg stretching poses that they didn’t want to offend?
“Depending on the time of day the french go either way”
It’s even better cause it’s coming from Polnareff
I'm french
And... is occasionelly true
Fact: Dio cut holes in two croissants and decided they'd make good shoes.
That is the most French thing I've heard in my life
Is this how jotaro gets people to join the fight against Dio? He just makes low effort propaganda?
You know I'm looking at the croissants in the kitchen and debating wether or not to make them into shoes
Wow I read that weirdly
Well, he wanted Jonathan’s body
Cuz jonathan was the only human that dio respected
@@pixiedream1938 mista didn't like that
He's also British
And he got it..)
in Pucci's case: it's gay
in Dio's case: It's European
in Jean Pierre's case: it's both
@Jonathan Eilbeck u forgot gyro
Wasn't pucci italian?
@@HoradeFidges his family was italian, but pucci born in Florida
@Kustogg Why bi?
@@xavierk9047 it's just a confirmed fact there's no why to ask
DIO IS GAYOPEAN
Josugay or Euray
Angie Townsend
Bisexeuropean
dio is bimudbritipean
I gasped when he said Jonathan
I fell off my chair-
If Jonathan Joestar is his boyfriend...
What does that make Vanilla Ice
shahien jacobsen side ho
His mistress
shahien jacobsen He must have had a affair with both Giorno's mom and Pucchi then.
his bitch
Technically a threesome?
I fucking knew it
This Duwang isn't big enough for the two of us...
what the actual fuck
WRRRRRYly now?
boi he bout to do it
Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Best part of this? Dio: "I'm straight!"
Jonathan Joestar: "You were not yesterday."
Yestergay
we know that you know 👈🌝👈
Poly Plays/Reviews Sora 😏
"I need your body, Jojo." Has another different meaning I guess
"Your first name is"
"brando"
"and your boyfriends name is"
"Johnathan joestar"
I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT
jonadio supremacy
I was watching the original, and I thought "Dio's European, and pretty gay, I'm just gonna add "JoJo" to the end of my search"
I'm glad I wasn't disappointed.
Everyone in part 1 is a gay european
even Danny
What about Wang Chan or Speedwagon's asian thug?
Imagine if instead of fighting DIO, the only thing they did was try to deduce if he was gay or not.
I dunno if the show is gay or not but there are a lot of homoerotic themes in this show.
The show could be European.
You're definitely right
Just a lot of buff bros really
In Europe a lot of people think that jojo's haves quite an homoerotic tone x)
WHy is this accurate in so many ways omg. It's so perfect.
If DIO is gay then what does that make Pucci?
culturally diverse
Andrew Deng Stand-fluent.
pucci it makes they pucci
A submissive top
Kira Yoshigake a sad *necrophile
Jotaro wanted to try and crack dio eh?
Don't even go there
Jotaro Kujo I read that in Jotaro's voice before even reading your username.
MaxaN Nani!?
Did not respond
*Yare Yare Daze*
hmm
THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND
My stando「Mark It」allows me to imprint the location of people in need onto peoples maps.
*「Mark It」!*
*Another settlement needs your help. Here, let me mark it on your map.*
Speedwagon even believes Dio is actually a ROADO ROLLA-DA
CAN YOU DO ONE OF THESE FOR CAESAR
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
No he is not gay
do one for every single member of passione
I DO THE BIG AGREE
Za Warudo yes he is, no stand of mine will deny this
This is the best thing EVER, literally.
The pointy toed shoes part got me. It's too accurate.
This song was actually made for Dio. Literally every line matches up
Speedwagon bursting in to tell the others pretty much the same thing he told Jonathan back in the day
He's a gay British vampire
HOW DARE YOU ONLY PUT SPEEDWAGON IN THE VIDEO FOR 9 SECONDS! BLASPHEMY
If only Pucci were animated he'd be here for the ending.
i blame all of you because this song has been stuck in my head for days, god dammit
"You thought your first kiss would be with Jonathan but it was me, Erina!"
Well, He made Giorno, I say no Gay.
he's actually bi
he's actually european
Andrew Deng he's French technically
French is still European
I feel like Dio's had his fair share of both genders tbh
This is my new best thing ever.
The song is perfect for every JoJo character.
beautiful, simply beautiful. I have no other words for this
This fits so Fucking well
takehito koyasu approves
should have shown him playing football for that shiny shirts and tiny pants part.
why does johnathan sound like ceaser?
Yamino kami because he is
No use of the rugby match on the sports part?
rewatch the video m8
What are you doing step brother
When Polnareff handed back that camera, did they even question all the shots of their thighs or were they too stunned at his leg stretching poses that they didn’t want to offend?
IT WORKS TOO WELL
Still, Dio's not gay.. HE'S BI 🌚👌✨
Man the editing on this is spot on.
"Depending on the time of day the French go either way"
Polnareff you-
You can literally do that with every jojo's character XD
This... is... *[FLAWLESS]*
Weedspagon was just like: mind if I join you?
well... he actually is....
This is probably the best video I’ve watched in my entire life
And his boyfriends name is Jonathan joestar
*Erina: Im going to end this whole's man career.*
no pucci is his boyfriend
Pls that voice fits perfectly in Jonathan😭😭
I didn't know I needed this in my life so much
I just wish it was pucci and not Jonathan, that would be perfect
"You were not yesterday" died right there!
Johnathan came back from the dead to call out dio bullshit bullshit
How this is perfect: Dio's British (european)
and just look at him!
Yesterday I found the one with pucci and this was in my recommended today. I'm not disappointed
“i have an idea id like to try” ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
when they were saying europeans play peculiar sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts, it would’ve been perfect to show him playing rugby
You totally could have used the football scene from part one for the sports in tiny shorts bit
1:45 has not anyone got that yet?
Jonathan Joestar resurrected just to say Dio's gay and European
Please do this for Caesar and make his boyfriend Joseph
Not gonna lie I was looking for ceaser x Joseph and came across this 😃this is amazing 😍 I'm happy 😊
XdxDxaDxdxdx
3:20 that was perfect!
this actually fits so well!!!
i knew it
I swear that this is too perfect for him.
Basically part four with jonathan
1:04 should have been the rugby scene from part 1
he's bi and european
Wait a minute Dio Brando is actually gay and European
YES YES YES YES
Y E S
Dio is both
Why this doesn't have more likes?
Lol Jonathan works with the accent.
I'm crying (because of laugh of course)
i approve of this
As a European I can confirm we all look like jojo characters
Good editing! Though the idea of dio’s brother being his boyfriend is-
OH MY DGODDDDD
How to know if someone is gay:
Is he a character in JoJo's?
Is he a person that watches JoJo's?
If either of those is yes. He is gay.
Whoever made this masterpiece, you have automatically attained Heaven
Not gonna lie, I thought the boyfriend role was going to be Pucci instead of Jonathan lol
We need to see a video that happens in part 2 about wether Joseph is Gay or European
Tbh it makes sense if this were to actually happen in Stardust Crusaders, the more powerful DIO becomes the gayer he looks.
I found out that DIO is actually European literally
Fun Fact: according to the Chinese subtitiles, DIO's Chinese name is a cuss word.
*_PLEASE DO ONE FOR BLACK BUTLER I NEED THIS_*
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
this is a masterpiece
Bless this video
THIS IS BRILLIANCE
This fits so much
and pucci
I AM THE FIRST SUBBER, I WILL FOLLOW U TO THE ENDS OF THE WEB.
okay.
I just randomly got shown this video
bruh, Pucci is so obviously Dio’s boyfriend
Dio's bf is jonathan
This should be Vanilla Ice, not Johnathan
You should do another one with the last season XD giorno will be perfect xD