Otto letting Mary Jane down like an absolute chad
MJ: "Do you love me?"
Otto: "Mary what have we been talking about for the last hour and a half"
MJ: "You don't love me"
Doc: "You can sleep soundly tonight."
Is this the power of Bully Molina?
0:39 Lol no wonder the fusion wasn’t stable
@@jummyran 0:39 Look what’s on his screen. He wasn’t doing his job which caused the artificial sun to go haywire.
@@chalexen2862"That Man Is Playing Among Us Just Thought I'd Point That Out"
Please Tell Me You Get The Reference
Fun fact:this is canonical because of the multiverse
@@Alex_carmichael canon is basically with the actual story (not fan-made stuff)
Otto: "Being a woman is not enough, you have to work hard"
Onlyfans girls: "It's funny you should say that..."
Otto telling everyone they’re lazy and have to work hard. Classic Otto 😂
1:55 best scene, hands down.
_"If men were crackers, my daughter would be fat"_ Nobel Prize Human Spider! Nobel Prize!
@@joselin4753 if you eat too much cracker, you would be fat
It means she had alot 'experience' with men
Seeing Otto call Mr. Ditkovich a young man is something else. 😂
"young man" could be slang for a foolish, ignorant, or naive guy.
"This is Spiderman 2 but the roles are reversed"
*"Dear GOD"
*"There's more"*
*_"YES"_*
That's a expiration date reference
"This is a bucket"
"Dear god..."
"There's more"
"No..."
I want a full movie when there roles are switched
This is the closest thing we get Sam Raimi directing a live action Superior Spider-Man movie.
"Being a woman is not enough." This is something every woman looking for a long lasting relationship needs to understand.
Dude I’d pay $100 if it was Spider-Man, but Tobey Maguire played every person in the movie
@@unclewheelchair I should’ve seen it coming, but I laughed the moment I saw the notification of your comment
@@Dreaming_Stray don't try to sneak past him, he has ears like a cat, and eyes like a rodent. The ad did say 3000$ but let be honest...If you want the shots, he will take the staff job, double the money.
@@Dreaming_Stray what does God as to do with my reply? Want forgiveness? get religion!
1:48 should've put Tobey maguire yelling "GET OUT OF THE WAY"
Tobey: “That’s a cutie outfit. Did your husband give it to you?!”
Harry: 🤣🤩😐😑😐…….
You're lazy, with the door slammed in his face had me in tears.
MJ: "Do you love me or not?"
Otto: "Did Gwen Stacy love Peter Parker when he used her to make you jealous? Did Norman Osborn love the board of directors at Oscorp when they dismissed him?"
You three people just pulled out the whole scene without a director, y'all deserve Oscars 🏆👌🏼💯...
Mary Jane: "You don't love me..."
Dr. Otto: "You can sleep soundly tonight."
That means he don't then 😂
@@elizabethcheruvathur thats a cute comment did your husband give it to you
0:32
"Oh, my Back!"
"Stings!"
1:36 I love how no one can argue to bully after this sentence
1:33 this made me laugh so hard and i dont even know why
@@puppergump4117 and just keep spending on military budget, cause they already spend 700 billion, so why not to even it out to 1 trillion? O maybe 2 trillion? 3? 5? 10? 100 trillions? Why not?
@@no_name4796 The main reason would be so the other party spends more so they can criticize them and forget they did the same thing yesterday.
0:16 the fact that Otto's head doesn't quite fit with Peter's body just makes it *EVEN FUNNIER* ! 😂😂
0:53 lmao
I was going through the comment section to see if anyone laughed at that😂😂😂
I die every time for every use of "My back!" Well done.
The conversation between Otto and Mary Jane at the end killed me. I'm laughing my head off. What a man.
Honestly amazed at how “my back” always ends up fitting so well
The Human Spider never fails to amuse
"Are you crazy? You'll destroy the city! You're a hack!"
"I missed the part where that's my problem."
2:10 he was not wrong about that LOL
This oddly works well. That last scene is just gold
Peter after watching this: “Am I not supposed to have what I want, what I need.”
1:33 The way bully octavious drinks that 😂
"Hi Harry, that's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?" Harry embarrassed. That cracked me up ;D
I just knew “my back” was coming 🤣🤣🤣 and it still sent me into a fit of laughter, i love this channel
Otto was the only one who truly pinned down the meaning of the joke.
Mr. Parker: Rent?
Mr. Ditkovich: I'm sorry Mr. Parker all I have it this $20 for the rest of the week
Doc Ock : *"A scientist never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."*
Can't wait for the memes where Bully Maguire says *"Hello, **-Peter-** Doc. What's up, Doc?"*
NO, NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME! why should i waste my time at school? i am super famous on youtube. tell me, dear ra
@@AxxLAfriku My Lord and Savior AxxL, Thou shalt show mercy on thee. Thy is thou humble peasant.
i love tobey he is best spiderman and a legend
“If men were crackers, my daughter would be fat”-Mr. Dikovitch
This man single handedly keeping Toby McGuire's spiderman alive. Huge respect to you.
When he says your lazy when the door shuts was so funny to me. I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂
In an alternate universe
"Hello Otto"
"You're not Otto Octavius"
Doctor Bully: "Here's your change"
Octopus man: "Oh, Rosie I love this boy."
The slurping of the drink had me in tears 😂
Dr Strange: "beware what you wish for, Octavius"
Bully Maguire: "hello, Otto"
DOCTOR OCTOPUS - NO WAY TO GET PRECIOUS TRITIUM
“I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these fusion reactors”
Why does that sound so good
Peter drinking out of that glass KILLED me
After watching NWH, i can see this as canon multiverse
"Happy to pay the bills, Peter!"
- Himself
17 years later and people are still making new content with this movie love to see it
I won't lie, I already started laughing at 0:01
This Is basically the first few issues of Superior Spider-Man, with Peter as Dr Octopus and Otto as Spider-Man
"I miscalculated"
"Lazy" as he's closing the door in his face
And "You can sleep soundly tonight" as a "no"
Gold Jerry Gold
0:15 the way doctor laughs priceless😂😂
Ah yes, the story returns as pizza delivery boy Octopus-Man fights against the killer Imposter, Doctor Spider.
Therapist: Bulldoc Mockguire isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Bulldoc Mockguire:
Every villain gets there life ruined in this series and they can't even become spider-man meanwhile Peter is slowly becoming them
THE WAY HE SLURPED DOWN THAT WHISKY NAHHHH
I like that line "You're lazy, you have to work hard" i think that pretty memeable
0:06 already got me dying over here
"If men were crackers, my daughter would be fat!"
That's such a sick burn! 🤣
Ironically you explained the whole Superior Spider-Man lore
"I found 20 dollar with a rubber band.
Its not a gift, I use it for the good of mankind."
makes me and my husband laugh at this part.
The way Dr. petoctavius licked that glass of Whisky....😂
Part 0:23 was funny the way he was so serious
the Otto and MJ part was hilarious lmfao
Dude the first clip is hilarious. “ I miss calculated “. So dramatic. 🤣
I love the idea of Peter robbing his best friend 😂
The Superior Spider-Man live action adaptation looking good
That was a pretty good switch, as usual Peter makes a good villain
Otto is the "superior" Spider-Man of course.
Otto: you're lazy
Also Otto: *hasnt payed rent in months*
"If men were crackers my daughter would be fat" OMFG 😂😂
*"If men were crackers, my daughter would be fat"*
Ohh man Can't stop laughing after that
🤣🤣🤣
People: pin me
Comments: you want pin, get religion
Human spider: I pinned the pin where that's my pin
Had me dying at “I miscalculated”
This is the closest thing we got for a live action Superior Spider-Man
"Being a womans not enough, you gotta work hard" Very Deep.
This actually happened in the comics, it's called The Superior Spider-Man.
Bro this video is pure genius 😂 once I saw the intro with Octavius on the bike I knew I was in for a real treat.
" If men were crackers my daughter would be fat "
WHAT !!😂
The amount of crazy videos ideas you’ll come up with for the Spider-Man trilogy is absolutely insane
Octavius telling Mr. Ditkovitch he's lazy is peak comedy
Part 3 here: ua-cam.com/video/bq-SgfMD0Uk/v-deo.html
I didn’t miss the part where that’s my problem
I'm consulted
Missed the Part where that’s my problem. You want Forgiveness from this quote? Get Religion
Hilarious
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