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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2023
  • Today we're getting two watermelons no matter what.
    I don't care what it costs, we're going to keep trying until it happens. Hopefully the game cooperates.
    Merch - df.store/
    Game: Suika
    Music provided by:
    (Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/
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  • @ManicPandaz
    @ManicPandaz 6 місяців тому +2044

    The trick is, while DF spends 10 hours wasting his life away grinding fruit, I only spend 1/2 hour calmly watching. Meaning it 20 times more efficient to watch DF than be DF, that’s just working smart, not hard 🤓

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 6 місяців тому +166

      Only difference is he's making bank off of our views while we're sitting on our asses.

    • @soulin11
      @soulin11 6 місяців тому +79

      @@EzekiesAcheronI know right! It’s basically pay-to-win for a x20 efficiency bonus. You pay your time and nerves on the adds and get blizzard bonuses.
      Edit: 69 likes 🤓

    • @souleymanemiousse7841
      @souleymanemiousse7841 6 місяців тому +44

      ​@@soulin11so it's a win-win. He makes money, while we get to watch something interestin- that's UA-cam in a nutshell.

    • @donnovanash2334
      @donnovanash2334 6 місяців тому +9

      You think if he set up a live-streaming camera to look at himself in the third person, he would become 20x more efficient making these videos?

    • @FrankSinatra-ek1pr
      @FrankSinatra-ek1pr 6 місяців тому +7

      Erm... Acshually you forgot to factor in the 32 seconds

  • @TheMegazonyx
    @TheMegazonyx 6 місяців тому +698

    The reason we love this game is twofold. One is its pleasing, and the second is that it makes the player mad.

    • @the_pineapple245
      @the_pineapple245 6 місяців тому +5

      Basically it's pleasing for the viewers but mind bogglingly infuriating for the player only the best type of game can do this

    • @tanvirhossain2031
      @tanvirhossain2031 6 місяців тому +2

      How can fruit merging game make someone mad is a mystery to me

    • @Verchiel_
      @Verchiel_ 6 місяців тому

      As many "rage games" are, it's deceiving.
      It being such a simple concept makes it that bit more infuriating when the tiniest decision can mean you lose half an hour of progress. @@tanvirhossain2031

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 6 місяців тому

      @@tanvirhossain2031 you gotta go play the game

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 6 місяців тому +1

      I don't understand this game or what's happening at all lol. In other "combination" games I just throw everything on top of each other and try to line up the same things and end up failing in like 10 seconds so I don't get how he takes so long or what you're actually supposed to do in games like this😅

  • @CBInteresting
    @CBInteresting 6 місяців тому +208

    I love how you can almost hear the exact moment he loses his mind.

    • @cookiequeen_
      @cookiequeen_ 6 місяців тому +12

      Oh, I'm afraid that happened long ago-

    • @sophiapastore3473
      @sophiapastore3473 6 місяців тому +8

      That happened many years ago

    • @CBInteresting
      @CBInteresting 3 місяці тому +1

      yes he lost his mind before even posting. But this is a whole new level...

  • @hypnotikz25
    @hypnotikz25 6 місяців тому +203

    This is more emotion from DF than the past 7 years combined, and I'm here for it 😂😂😂

    • @octavian888
      @octavian888 6 місяців тому +7

      I love old DF and his actual emotio it was so nice when he would say hi a d stuff and he sounded so happy

    • @cathygrandstaff1957
      @cathygrandstaff1957 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah back when he was playing Stardew he sounded a lot more interested in what he was playing.

  • @trigs7127
    @trigs7127 6 місяців тому +94

    It's amazing how much commentary you can squeeze out of this game.

    • @thunderblaze9997
      @thunderblaze9997 6 місяців тому +8

      “Watermelons do not compromise.”
      A sentence that seems normal in this episode, but makes no sense in any other context!

    • @Shmarmey
      @Shmarmey 6 місяців тому +2

      Heh, squeeze. Fruit.

  • @idunbeezasmart1
    @idunbeezasmart1 6 місяців тому +307

    After this madness, DF is going to need a therapy animal anytime he passes the produce isle in the grocery store.

    • @NotEwl
      @NotEwl 6 місяців тому

      What game is this?

    • @Mfd21
      @Mfd21 6 місяців тому

      @@NotEwlsuika

    • @p1x3l_._474
      @p1x3l_._474 6 місяців тому +1

      @@NotEwlSuika Game

  • @lunacy3
    @lunacy3 6 місяців тому +395

    DF is the only person I’ve seen stay calm while playing this game😂

    • @eggegg6448
      @eggegg6448 6 місяців тому +21

      He even achieved inner peace 😂😭

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 6 місяців тому +7

      I don't understand this game or what's happening at all lol. In other "combination" games I just throw everything on top of each other and try to line up the same things and end up failing in like 10 seconds so I don't get how he takes so long or what you're actually supposed to do in games like this😅

    • @crucifiedhughneutron7764
      @crucifiedhughneutron7764 6 місяців тому +1

      He’ basically like that with every other game he’s played, to be blunt.

    • @reignwest8714
      @reignwest8714 6 місяців тому

      Y3ah

  • @max26732
    @max26732 6 місяців тому +42

    Even just watching DF play this game is making me scream at everything

  • @AidanMmusic96
    @AidanMmusic96 6 місяців тому +44

    The editor has clearly enjoyed DF playing this :D

    • @IjiModo
      @IjiModo 6 місяців тому +1

      It's definitely a fun one to edit!

  • @conniefightsback1158
    @conniefightsback1158 6 місяців тому +29

    Whoever edited this video is amazing, loved all of the detail put into it! DF is also hilarious as always lol

    • @IjiModo
      @IjiModo 6 місяців тому

      Thank you!

  • @deathhound1024
    @deathhound1024 6 місяців тому +25

    Don't worry about the "I love and hate this at the same time". I think we all understand! Like whenever people in the comments go "DF! You should play Stardew Valley again!". Same energy!

  • @gourg31st15
    @gourg31st15 6 місяців тому +17

    The soft sarcasm was amazing. Thank you DF

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 6 місяців тому +6

    DF, the reason this is so fun to watch,is because its fun to watch you think, try beat things, work out things, and overcome challanges.
    Mobile games, gatchas, clickers, bad-ad-games, etc are fun,but nowhere near as fun as games where we get to struggle through them with you.

  • @topazphoenix6301
    @topazphoenix6301 6 місяців тому +5

    The "red ones" are called Apples 🙂

  • @zerotodona1495
    @zerotodona1495 6 місяців тому +14

    This game is the most emotions I’ve ever heard from DF.

    • @Mac_Omegaly
      @Mac_Omegaly 6 місяців тому

      There are older videos when he still has emotions. Lol

  • @dr.redacted-gb5hh
    @dr.redacted-gb5hh 6 місяців тому +13

    i've never heard DF so joyful in my 3 years of watching him

  • @Ruckus790
    @Ruckus790 6 місяців тому +10

    I like watching this because it's fun to silently judge other people's poor decisions.

    • @NotEwl
      @NotEwl 6 місяців тому

      What game is this

  • @hateful_harold973
    @hateful_harold973 6 місяців тому +8

    I love how you can literally hear the gears of rage turning in DF's head the longer the video goes on 😂😂. Gonna see a lot of mindless chaos after this

  • @swiftness5815
    @swiftness5815 6 місяців тому +11

    guys this must be a clone he made 2 videos not killing 87 million people

  • @Xdicy
    @Xdicy 6 місяців тому +38

    I was hoping I’d see him reach max score when you combine 2 watermelon they disappear

  • @gamenut112
    @gamenut112 6 місяців тому +4

    "...You're going to watch." You're God damn right.

  • @void_weaver
    @void_weaver 6 місяців тому +12

    Oh brother I feel all your rage, enjoying this series much love

  • @sparrrorow
    @sparrrorow 6 місяців тому +16

    i adore this game, the level of stress caused by fruit puzzle is hysterical

    • @nolanbennett2624
      @nolanbennett2624 6 місяців тому

      What is the name of it

    • @sparrrorow
      @sparrrorow 6 місяців тому

      @@nolanbennett2624 suika game, or watermelon game

  • @JustGreendude45-vu4hg
    @JustGreendude45-vu4hg 6 місяців тому +13

    I’m excited for when the 2 watermelons touch

    • @souleymanemiousse7841
      @souleymanemiousse7841 6 місяців тому

      🤨📸

    • @Idiot354
      @Idiot354 6 місяців тому

      @@souleymanemiousse7841 how the fuck is that sus

    • @Mac_Omegaly
      @Mac_Omegaly 6 місяців тому

      Dose anything even happen when they touch?! Lol

  • @Boney0ne
    @Boney0ne 6 місяців тому +5

    This one had me on the edge of my seat. Not useful when it's 5am, but enjoyable!

  • @Genshin_dweep
    @Genshin_dweep 6 місяців тому +8

    your name really does suit ur character. I am never bored while watching you

  • @Wutp606
    @Wutp606 6 місяців тому +3

    this guy has a mad amount of sanity, but also insanity.
    he aint angry, ever.

  • @overly_complicated_comments
    @overly_complicated_comments 6 місяців тому +1

    8:23 very skilled grapes considering that they are fluent enough to cry in blackberry

  • @XJJGGMM
    @XJJGGMM 6 місяців тому +7

    A 30 min DF video? This is gonna be goooood. Also, I didn't want to say this in the previous watermelon video because I already commented twice, but I watched that video like 5 times because it was so funny and this one doesn't disappoint either. (P.S. I also go watch DF's older videos a lot because they are also hilarious). Also, I remember in one video (I'm not sure which one and it could also be multiple videos) where DF said bigly and I thought it was so funny because I've never heard someone say that before and also DF just says things in a funny way. In this video he said largely (which I've heard used before and isn't the same as bigly), but it's still funny, so same difference.

  • @josiahcox7313
    @josiahcox7313 6 місяців тому +1

    "Floating Incident" sounds like a great band name or the headline for an article about my attempt to start a new country at sea aboard a cruise ship.

  • @SunilDachmann-mg7mm
    @SunilDachmann-mg7mm 6 місяців тому +6

    Wow DF is very entertaining playing this game

  • @shadowsfear499
    @shadowsfear499 6 місяців тому +3

    This game is like an infuriating mixture of Tetris and 2048

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 6 місяців тому +4

    I've still yet to see someone do a two watermelon in this game

  • @yattsumeace9057
    @yattsumeace9057 6 місяців тому +2

    You know I wouldn't mind if DF gonna upload this game for the next few days. Because here this game actually made it feel like DF is actually having fun. So keep up the grind my guy!

  • @frozenpoop89
    @frozenpoop89 6 місяців тому +2

    Omg n8 is such an amazing editor I had tears in my eyes from this video 😂😂😂

    • @IjiModo
      @IjiModo 6 місяців тому

      AW THANK YOU!! I do my best.

  • @diamondplayz2145
    @diamondplayz2145 6 місяців тому +2

    Hi DF. Glad to see you play this game again.

  • @sheepbeater1
    @sheepbeater1 6 місяців тому

    DF, my boy, love you and the work you do. But watching you play this reaaaaaly elevates my anxiety and heart rate.

  • @Sniper69Gaming
    @Sniper69Gaming 22 дні тому

    When something bad happens you can kinda hear the anger in his voice when he try’s to hide it and the sadness

  • @Sanity016
    @Sanity016 6 місяців тому +1

    here's a piece of advice. counterintuitively smaller fruits are heavier. cherries sink quickly whereas oranges and persimmons aren't great for moving other fruits around.

  • @Warriors._fan
    @Warriors._fan 5 місяців тому

    Your voice is so calm I use it to fall asleep…tonight I could hear the emotion in your voice😂

  • @misien8995
    @misien8995 6 місяців тому +1

    GODDAMN after i watched first video i wanted more, and you blessed me with this!

  • @hostiliteaa
    @hostiliteaa 6 місяців тому +1

    the most emotion I've ever seen him express

  • @danieldenmon5006
    @danieldenmon5006 6 місяців тому

    I've enjoyed watching you over-complicate this game.

  • @totodos
    @totodos 6 місяців тому +1

    take a shot every time DF says "chain reaction"

  • @CarJul666
    @CarJul666 6 місяців тому +1

    I can hear the frustration in DF's voice. This game would make me rage quit. The end editing is comedy gold.😂

    • @IjiModo
      @IjiModo 6 місяців тому +1

      Thank you! I'm glad it had a big finish lol

  • @grymhunter2849
    @grymhunter2849 6 місяців тому

    That soft little "noo..." At the end was honestly adorable

  • @davisdapiton9676
    @davisdapiton9676 6 місяців тому +5

    We really love our Favorite youtube creator go insane by a Suika game.

  • @MarthChan
    @MarthChan 5 місяців тому

    The sound of panic in DF's voice is truly a terriying experience. XD

  • @souleymanemiousse7841
    @souleymanemiousse7841 6 місяців тому

    This is the first time i'm "soon" on a DF video. I enjoy it.

  • @bizzoulabaou
    @bizzoulabaou 6 місяців тому +2

    Impressive, better than I expected

  • @jacobs5546
    @jacobs5546 5 місяців тому

    Finally. DF Plays a game I've heard of again.

  • @jshtng78
    @jshtng78 6 місяців тому +1

    Funny that there were so many physics based merge games on mobile with much better art before Suika but this is the one that became a meme.

  • @Irisfantasies
    @Irisfantasies 6 місяців тому

    you can hear the despair in his voice by the end... oh man so good hahaha

  • @xQsBNoSCoPeZz
    @xQsBNoSCoPeZz 6 місяців тому

    That NOOO!! at the end 10/10 would watch on repeat

  • @ivysummers81
    @ivysummers81 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how his tone of voice is usually so plain and uncaring and with only mild notes of emotion at certain points in most videos, but in this one you can hear how irritated he is and how much he hates that it's so nice and satisfying. Idk, I just found his tone here really funny.

  • @quinink4511
    @quinink4511 6 місяців тому

    Hi Df I just watched this one the other day! This game is batty! Lol! 😆 Love ur vids 🙂👍

  • @rjstevens6954
    @rjstevens6954 6 місяців тому

    You tend to over think it...which makes you mad/frustrated....which makes it funny but also pain full to watch lol XD you'll get your double watermelon one day!

  • @Terrible_name
    @Terrible_name 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how DF doesn't know what apples are

  • @tjmonkey009
    @tjmonkey009 6 місяців тому

    I love your channel it always makes me smile and you are very funny an amazing UA-camr keep up the amazing videos!❤😊

  • @minmlr
    @minmlr 6 місяців тому +1

    Loved the video and the slow mental decline.

  • @kyliad
    @kyliad 6 місяців тому +3

    The hilarious irony that if the editors actually did put two watermelons they would be an empty screen. 😂😂

  • @flithbrin
    @flithbrin 6 місяців тому +1

    treat it like 2048, put all the smallest things on one side

  • @Titanic.41512
    @Titanic.41512 6 місяців тому

    20:18 the watermelon entered creative mode

  • @MNNski
    @MNNski 6 місяців тому +2

    I'm pretty sure when DF says "as soon as I stopped recording" he's actually saying "I stopped recording to cheat my way around this."

  • @FarisO7
    @FarisO7 6 місяців тому

    Why is a video of you dropping fruits is the funniest thing i’ve seen today 😂😂😂😂

  • @theweebinhiding5650
    @theweebinhiding5650 5 місяців тому

    thank you for getting me into the game, i played a little and got 12 thousand score and got 2 water melons three times

  • @MidoriMushrooms
    @MidoriMushrooms 6 місяців тому

    alright so for reference, the fruits are:
    cherry > strawberry > grape > grapefruit > orange > apple > pear > peach > pineapple > japanese melon > watermelon

  • @octavian888
    @octavian888 6 місяців тому +1

    His anger slips a little into his voice in this part 15:31

    • @octavian888
      @octavian888 6 місяців тому +1

      It feels like he edits the voice whenever his emotions slip through cause in both of these clips it's like that 29:57

  • @Mac_Omegaly
    @Mac_Omegaly 6 місяців тому +1

    Another fun optional challenge is the lowest score possible. One problem is how things shift and turn into peaches without much effort.
    But peach= restart
    In low score. Lol

  • @dezzmanfrufru9272
    @dezzmanfrufru9272 6 місяців тому +3

    You can do it DF!

  • @imtony5671
    @imtony5671 6 місяців тому

    Finally a game DF cant pay to break 😊

  • @pokerusfreak8194
    @pokerusfreak8194 6 місяців тому

    ive never heard DF sound so concerned, he really is addicted. that or going crazy from trying to combine fruit lol

  • @PTWookie
    @PTWookie 6 місяців тому +1

    N8 did a great job on this one!

    • @IjiModo
      @IjiModo 6 місяців тому

      Thank you!! I do my best

  • @sierragormsen6834
    @sierragormsen6834 6 місяців тому +1

    The bigger the circle, the smaller the radius. It's math!

  • @Lrdraggy
    @Lrdraggy 6 місяців тому +1

    You can hear the pain in his voice at the end of the video.

  • @arxeha
    @arxeha 6 місяців тому

    2 videos of this game and both has DF losing his mind over it😂

  • @jstn.-ur2uc
    @jstn.-ur2uc 6 місяців тому +1

    hello, you are the best youtuber ever bro keep it up :) love your vids

  • @diamond5914
    @diamond5914 6 місяців тому

    I honestly thought the game was popular cause these sprites are so cute

  • @BrawlThug
    @BrawlThug 6 місяців тому

    The fact that he’s so calm

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile 6 місяців тому +1

    Editor's note: "hi" - hi DF's editor, how's it going?

    • @IjiModo
      @IjiModo 6 місяців тому

      Pretty good! Hope you're well too

  • @ChadBroski-ek1ih
    @ChadBroski-ek1ih 6 місяців тому

    This man has some if the worst yet best ideas I've ever seen

  • @powerlessburger
    @powerlessburger 6 місяців тому

    That "NOOooOo" was great

  • @Thunderwake.
    @Thunderwake. 6 місяців тому

    Where are the fruit puns????
    * I got cherried away there
    *That was not a grape move
    *That was a strawberry nice chain reaction
    *Things are looking peachy

  • @skylerhuihui341
    @skylerhuihui341 6 місяців тому

    This is the most intense video I’ve watched lately

  • @ItzButterYt
    @ItzButterYt 6 місяців тому +1

    DF said *cries in blackberry* but it’s grapes 🍇 no harm in not knowing your fruits but for further notice it was grapes

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 6 місяців тому +1

    I don't understand this game or what's happening at all lol. In other "combination" games I just throw everything on top of each other and try to line up the same things and end up failing in like 10 seconds so I don't get how he takes so long or what you're actually supposed to do in games like this😅

  • @Ragnarra
    @Ragnarra 6 місяців тому

    DF I’m sending you virtual coffee ☕️ try not to flip a table over fruit. The fruit don’t squish as satisfyingly as real ones do, or if you launch a old fruitcake using a catapult or even pumpkins.

  • @gollummcn7346
    @gollummcn7346 6 місяців тому

    This game make circle go brrrrrrrr and brain go brrrrr

  • @icuddlecats1
    @icuddlecats1 6 місяців тому

    I love watching you play this. ♥♥♥♥♥

  • @everlycd602
    @everlycd602 6 місяців тому

    You have the Derek Zoolander voice and i mean that in the best way possible

  • @rachelejohnson1822
    @rachelejohnson1822 6 місяців тому

    His nightmares are filled with cherrys

  • @thelaurens1996
    @thelaurens1996 6 місяців тому

    Not 3000 and not 2 watermelons.
    DF my man, you are going to need to keep grinding 😂

  • @Dark40061
    @Dark40061 6 місяців тому

    Look like we need a part 3

  • @glennveira7279
    @glennveira7279 5 місяців тому

    That last "nooooeuhhhh"

  • @thepenguin66
    @thepenguin66 6 місяців тому

    DF you should try to get one of each fruit in the box at the same time

  • @user-ld7xe2vu3r
    @user-ld7xe2vu3r 6 місяців тому

    He is soo good at this unlike other people

  • @BiscuitGodnearyt
    @BiscuitGodnearyt 6 місяців тому +1

    Accurate, df has 10 billion iq fr
    Edit: cries in BLACKBERRY THATS CLEARLY GRAPES

  • @FUGP72
    @FUGP72 6 місяців тому +7

    I feel like DF could get a LOT of Offer Wall offers for various pay to win games just by all these mobile games he plays. They are all part of various offer walls.

    • @widgity
      @widgity 6 місяців тому +3

      He does play a lot of mobile games, but this one is actually a Switch game.

  • @tjmonkey009
    @tjmonkey009 6 місяців тому

    Funny thing i just watched the other video of this right before you uploaded this

  • @PedSaunders-gf4us
    @PedSaunders-gf4us 6 місяців тому

    Just watching this stresses me out