I just got a Facebook memory on this, had to copy it here 🤣 Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair after arriving in a hotel in Manchester went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary." Taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money. "We do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "We have the cheapest beer in England". "That is remarkable value", Michael comments. "I see you don't have a glass, you'll need one of ours. That will be £3 please." O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra £2. If you'd pre-booked it would have cost £1." O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see you've brought your laptop" added the barman. "That wasn't pre-booked either, that's another £3." O'Leary was so incensed and his face was red with rage. "I've had enough! I insist on speaking to a manager!" "Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00 am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday. Calls are free, unless answered, then there is a charge of only £1 per second". "I will never use this bar again". "OK but do remember, we are the only hotel in England selling pints for £1."
the fact that this song is originally called i am a man of constant sorrow makes it even better because i really am a man of constant sorrow when i'm flying ryanair
My parents once took a Ryanair flight when they visited the UK. I showed them this song and it practically gave them PTSD lol. They spent the next hour detailing exactly how horrible the flight was and how 100% accurate this song was.
I get Ryanair is annoying but I love it It allows so many people to travel when they otherwise couldn’t Often the flights are cheaper than the travel to the airport
"Boarding at a gate that couldn't possibly be further away" Yeah that fucked me over the when i got back to UK, I literally missed my train by Seconds just because i had to run through the entire airport
I was flying back from Birmingham a few years ago when a fairly drunk fella decided to shove his bag into that cage thing. His bag was too big and instead of just walking away he decided to jump on the bag and make it fit. Which it eventually did. But then he couldn't take the fecking thing out, absolutely lost his temper and Ryanair wouldn't let him on the flight! Brill vid btw!
Well done, lads. World domination on its way. You sing, you act, you play instruments… you’re the best comedians out there , all without bad language or smutty sexist jokes.. Love ya loads. Truly.
As a (former) frequent flyer with Ryanair, I can confirm EVERY SINGLE POINT about this song is true. Especially the lack of leg space, the gate at the other end of the airport and DEFINITELY the baggage bitch!!
When my mum and cousin came to visit me in the UK, we went on a trip around Europe and the first flight to Rome was with Ryanair, simply because it was the only available option for our route, since we weren’t going from London. When my mum went on board and saw the interior, she asked me if she should contact our lawyer to make a quick will 😂
I have had to run literally to the other side of the airport after they changed the terminal. It was very traumatic because they said this was the gate "all along". Now I finally feel vindicated. Thank you! And always, ALWAYS take photos of everything.
I was in Tesco’s in Nenagh the other day for bread, some frozen veg and milk and somehow I now have Ryanair travel insurance and a hire car I don’t need.
Hahaha. This is too spot on. Only flown Ryan Air twice and experienced all of this. I also checked their website for the weight limits for international flights before packing only to be charged extra at the desk cause London to Dublin doesn’t count as international...
“I can smell the dimensions.” This, obviously, is basic training provided by Ryanair to all cabin attendants, in order to ensure only correctly sized bags are brought on board. Other training includes how to pick which gate to use to ensure optimal stress caused in their customers, and how to properly threaten people who try their patience. (Seriously though, cabin attendants are great).
every time I go flying, I always check what bags I can bring aboard, and all the various airlines has their own Measurements and weights, which I always regret trying to follow, as I've never seen it enforced in any way. That was until I stood in the line Next to a Ryan Air plane (Mine was Brussels airlines, a quite good one actually ) We just stood there and watched a poor woman take a few small items out of her bag, then elbow drop it into the "cage" because it says : if it fits, it flies : after arguing with the crew a bit (as it was taking so long to make the damn thing fit, she was about to miss the flight , at least I think that was it, they talked in Spanish, and the woman was quite angry ) So good life advice, never ever fly with Ryan air, all the other airlines I've been with has never checked the dimensions weight of the bags, not even how many you had mattered.
Three years ago I was on a gap year in the UK. Every half term break I'd travel with ryanair and this has just brought back so many scarring memories 🤣
Haha, I love the thumbnail! Just yesterday, I kept watching your original Ryanair Song video several times, because it was randomly stuck in my head somehow 😂 Oh well, after watching this video, it will be stuck in my head forever. Worth it.
As a person who has been fighting Ryanair for weeks to get a refund on a surprisingly expensive ticket after being incorrectly denied boarding by their employee, I can't put enough likes.
Thanks for posting this video today! I'll fly Ryanair to Dublin next week and am already looking forward to watching it over and over again during the flight!!
A friend is flying Ryanair this weekend. While she was talking about the bag size I could not help thinking about Hog being forced to enter the cage at gunpoint and I burst out laughing 😅
I’ve travelled with Ryanair dozens of times. Brilliant price, very reliable, modern aeroplanes. Yes a bit tight. I’m 6 foot 3. But it’s not a problem from Stansted to Biarritz. Thanks Mr O’ Leary. And all you complainers, well best of luck with the alternatives. I know when I’m on to a good thing.
Just at the very very end it was missing the TWTWTW sketch with John Cleese, Ronnie Barker & Ronnie Corbett...that’s what came to my mind when I saw the split screens... Every Thursday without fail you guys crack me up. I get strange looks from my colleagues around 8am but I’m strong enough to take their digs and guffaws 👍🏻👍🏻
Yeah ... Once when flying Ryanair I was in the last quarter of the passengers who boarded, and of course by that time all the overhead bins were filled up. No space whatsoever. Had to keep my sports bag at my feet. Was not comfortable. Then an air hostess climbed up on the side of my seat (luckily she took off her shoes) while everyone was already seated, struggling to close the overhead bin above me.
I have listened to this too many times in the past three days...all I've been hearing over and over in my head is "Doing you from behind with your credit card". ALL DAY XD
Stranded by Ryanair in Estonia, cancelled flights the night before & had to travel to Finland to get a flight home the next day. Still waiting for refund & compensation a couple of years on! Never fly with them again. Great song. So true.
Clicked this video and now I’ve just bought travel insurance
You just been timed out from reading this comment
😂
Read this comment and I've just bought travel insurance
I just got a Facebook memory on this, had to copy it here 🤣
Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair after arriving in a hotel in Manchester went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.
The barman said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary."
Taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.
"We do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "We have the cheapest beer in England".
"That is remarkable value", Michael comments.
"I see you don't have a glass, you'll need one of ours. That will be £3 please."
O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.
"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra £2. If you'd pre-booked it would have cost £1."
O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up.
"I see you've brought your laptop" added the barman. "That wasn't pre-booked either, that's another £3."
O'Leary was so incensed and his face was red with rage.
"I've had enough! I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00 am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday. Calls are free, unless answered, then there is a charge of only £1 per second".
"I will never use this bar again".
"OK but do remember, we are the only hotel in England selling pints for £1."
Booked my flights with aer lingus and still got caught for ryanair travel insurance
🤣
As we all know they're feckers for it.
@@seantreacy6190 you just bought traval insurance
@@romainsavioz5466 yeah what a waste of money
@@seantreacy6190 well you just bought it again
oH it’s just a sMaLL bag!?
wELL we’ll have a SMALL LOOK
GET IN THE CAGE
So
"Just pop it in the cage, we'll have a quick check."
"Ah-"
"Just pop it in the cage, we'll all have a good laugh."
I CAN SMELL THE DIMESIONS
They need to perform this in the terminal at a ryanair gate, imagine the looks of those poor people waiting for their ryanair flight
Better yet, the looks of the airline staff!
If I ever won the lotto I'd actually pay all my winnings to see that happen
@@debbiekobe3667 i would contribute to that
Imagine that ‘cause you are POOR’ line
I'd rather do it at arrivals. The people will be agreeing with you more then.
Why is he called arms? He's like 75% legs.
Very true
dogs forever so it makes sense then
Foil Arms and Hog that’s why, cause yall gotta be unlogical 😂 and confuse us
I actually took the time to research this. Apparently it's something to do with excessive gesticulation, but I don't see it.
Lol I don't know why but this comment cracked me up so bad
I can SMELL the dimensions!
U gotta ask how??
I really don’t know what that means but I’m pretty sure it means drugs?
“ I can smell the dimensions! “ Me: “ Come back OA!!” 😂
I once heard a song about the tragedies that had befallen Ireland over the years. It was called "Famine, Plague, and Ryanair".
no mention of the British, then? or are they included under 'Plagues'?
the fact that this song is originally called i am a man of constant sorrow makes it even better because i really am a man of constant sorrow when i'm flying ryanair
My parents once took a Ryanair flight when they visited the UK. I showed them this song and it practically gave them PTSD lol. They spent the next hour detailing exactly how horrible the flight was and how 100% accurate this song was.
A late reply, but look up Fascinating Aida and cheap flights, it'll bring it back for them again.
I get Ryanair is annoying but I love it
It allows so many people to travel when they otherwise couldn’t
Often the flights are cheaper than the travel to the airport
"Boarding at a gate that couldn't possibly be further away"
Yeah that fucked me over the when i got back to UK, I literally missed my train by Seconds just because i had to run through the entire airport
To me, this quote's LITERALLY about Dublin airport, never seen a longer one.
@@gilloth Yeah it's soooooooo long though XD
i think we should appreciate foil's guitar skills more
He really is good
excellent 👌
I was flying back from Birmingham a few years ago when a fairly drunk fella decided to shove his bag into that cage thing. His bag was too big and instead of just walking away he decided to jump on the bag and make it fit. Which it eventually did. But then he couldn't take the fecking thing out, absolutely lost his temper and Ryanair wouldn't let him on the flight! Brill vid btw!
Amazing
I'm surprised he didn't take the cage
4:43 in subtitles "(No he doesn't. I write all the subtitles - Hog) 😂😂
thank you for pointing this out
"I can smell the dimensions." Best line ever! Had me cracked up for ages! 🤣
Well done, lads. World domination on its way. You sing, you act, you play instruments… you’re the best comedians out there , all without bad language or smutty sexist jokes.. Love ya loads. Truly.
And we can be smug because we’ve loved them for years.😊
Hog truly has the voice of an angel 👼
Turns out my new kink is Arms telling me I'm poor....
You just bought travel insurance
Coincidentally mine is buying travel insurance
same
Why can I sing this entire song by heart haha, must be because I make great life choices
Of course!
I can too 😂
I’ve memorised the drunk monks song. I love that one - this one too!
*cries in literally only ever flies Ryanair*
@David L Ouch that hurt.
Jetdog it’s so cheap though
Honestly all airlines are terrible, at least Ryanair is fairly priced for the most part
This is a surprisingly good preperation for my next flight with Ryan air. That I had to book BECAUSE I'M POOR.
As a (former) frequent flyer with Ryanair, I can confirm EVERY SINGLE POINT about this song is true. Especially the lack of leg space, the gate at the other end of the airport and DEFINITELY the baggage bitch!!
What about the gun 👀
It's the weirdest thing, I clicked the video and this guy burst into my room and said "You just bought travel insurance"
When my mum and cousin came to visit me in the UK, we went on a trip around Europe and the first flight to Rome was with Ryanair, simply because it was the only available option for our route, since we weren’t going from London. When my mum went on board and saw the interior, she asked me if she should contact our lawyer to make a quick will 😂
Hilda I agree with most of the song but the Ryan Air planes are much better and newer than Aer Lingus
I've never even flown and somehow I bought Ryanair travel insrance..
Why does the "baggage bitch" remind me of Delores Umbrige from A Very Potter Musical
Just flew back to Dublin from Prague on a hellish Ryanair flight, and this is painfully, painfully true
I have had to run literally to the other side of the airport after they changed the terminal. It was very traumatic because they said this was the gate "all along". Now I finally feel vindicated. Thank you! And always, ALWAYS take photos of everything.
I was in Tesco’s in Nenagh the other day for bread, some frozen veg and milk and somehow I now have Ryanair travel insurance and a hire car I don’t need.
Classic! I have this very song stuck in my head whenever I board. #poor ✌️
Should play it aloud as you wait in line 😂
#poor is an underused hashtag
ThatDarnKitteh ...challenge excepted 😎
I have taken EasyJet for granted so long
Hahaha. This is too spot on. Only flown Ryan Air twice and experienced all of this. I also checked their website for the weight limits for international flights before packing only to be charged extra at the desk cause London to Dublin doesn’t count as international...
What? But I learned in school...........
Did you end up in the right country?
Doesn't that depend on which way you look at it? From BoJo's London, sure Dublin is in the same country!
oooh! Brits still claiming us then?
@@fiona-lyons when did we stop?
Can’t believe that the perfect job for me has been right under my nose this entire time! Baggage Bitch!!
How have I not realised it sooner?!
OMG!
You just brought Travel Insurance.
You're Timed Out! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why Irish has all these amazing comedians???? Is it the weather? 😂
I like how we're all so used to this sort of thing that we don't even question why Hog is drenched.
Cannot get on a RyanAir flight without this song !
You're the highlight of my Thursday morning lads.
Thank you 💜
Thanks Roody!!
@@foilarmsandhog 😍 💜
“I can smell the dimensions.” This, obviously, is basic training provided by Ryanair to all cabin attendants, in order to ensure only correctly sized bags are brought on board. Other training includes how to pick which gate to use to ensure optimal stress caused in their customers, and how to properly threaten people who try their patience. (Seriously though, cabin attendants are great).
probably the best cover of "In Constant Sorrow" i've ever heard haha
Still my all time favorite sketch of theirs.
Their live shows are such a steal. We can get intelligent live comedy, fabulous acting talents, and high quality live music. ❤
Thanks for writing the subtitles, Hog!
I've spent my whole life avoiding Ryanair but all that's set to change next Wednesday. Glad I know what to look forward to!
The baggage bitch is no joke.
let's be honest, Ryanair is the cheapest way to fly around Europe.
If we're ever allowed fly again😭
@@arx3516 whether you'll land is quite another thing!!!!
How have I not heard about you guys before? You are amazing! Couldn’t have described the experience any better!
every time I go flying, I always check what bags I can bring aboard, and all the various airlines has their own Measurements and weights, which I always regret trying to follow, as I've never seen it enforced in any way. That was until I stood in the line Next to a Ryan Air plane (Mine was Brussels airlines, a quite good one actually )
We just stood there and watched a poor woman take a few small items out of her bag, then elbow drop it into the "cage" because it says : if it fits, it flies : after arguing with the crew a bit (as it was taking so long to make the damn thing fit, she was about to miss the flight , at least I think that was it, they talked in Spanish, and the woman was quite angry )
So good life advice, never ever fly with Ryan air, all the other airlines I've been with has never checked the dimensions weight of the bags, not even how many you had mattered.
Three years ago I was on a gap year in the UK. Every half term break I'd travel with ryanair and this has just brought back so many scarring memories 🤣
Haha, I love the thumbnail!
Just yesterday, I kept watching your original Ryanair Song video several times, because it was randomly stuck in my head somehow 😂 Oh well, after watching this video, it will be stuck in my head forever. Worth it.
Earliest I've been to one of your videos - brilliant as ever fellas!
Why are you standing under the water? 😂
This is pure GOLD
This one never gets old ! Keep it going lads!
You guys have lightened my life!!!! Tanks a million
when i go to dublin airport there's about 200 gatesand ryanair always picks 195-200 always,iv'e used ryanair 27 times
This was frigging great, I've got tears in my eyes!
Just had to watch this because it's been stuck in my head since seeing them on Thursday
Hog's trousers are brighter than my future 😂
i can smell the dimensions had me crying! brilliant
It's been over 15 years since my one flight with the Lunch Ladies from Planet F' Off and I see Ryan Air has maintained their amazing reputation.
I love your title for the airline! 🤣🤣🤣
Foil, Arms and Hog videos are my sinful pleasure.
Daaamn, Arms can be rather intimidating when he wants to be. "Because you're poor!". The vitriol...
Arms is my favourite
The subtitles keep saying 'patients' when it should be 'patience'
RyanAir: because your standards are too high for Spirit Airlines, but not by much
Thank you for subtitles, Hog! :D
As a person who has been fighting Ryanair for weeks to get a refund on a surprisingly expensive ticket after being incorrectly denied boarding by their employee, I can't put enough likes.
Wow, my exact experience with Ryanair))
I love that i knew this off heart still as funny as ever
Isn’t this “man of constant sorrow”? Perfect song to use as a base for this lol
The shower bit was the best part of the video :,D
OMG. That's so precise it hurts :)
"No he doesn't. I write the subtitles. - Hog"
That's just great.
I'M SORRY YOU HAVE BEEN TIMED OUT
AMAZING
Ryan Air never leaves out an opportunity to humiliate their passengers.
Ryanair, the airline of constant sorrow.
Thanks for posting this video today! I'll fly Ryanair to Dublin next week and am already looking forward to watching it over and over again during the flight!!
Anthem of all the affordable airlines!!!
0:59 That sync on the arms turning tho..jeez
Too true... Especially about the airhost/esses and the luggage and attitude!
Reminds me of Fascinating Aida's "Cheap Flights". "There's no such thing as a fecking flight for 50p"
A friend is flying Ryanair this weekend. While she was talking about the bag size I could not help thinking about Hog being forced to enter the cage at gunpoint and I burst out laughing 😅
Im playing this song the next time i have to go through Ryanair terminal. Loud and on speakers for everyone's pleasure.
I’ve travelled with Ryanair dozens of times. Brilliant price, very reliable, modern aeroplanes. Yes a bit tight. I’m 6 foot 3. But it’s not a problem from Stansted to Biarritz. Thanks Mr O’ Leary. And all you complainers, well best of luck with the alternatives. I know when I’m on to a good thing.
John Havenhand worst stupidshit trolling ever. Bugger off fuckwit.
Just at the very very end it was missing the TWTWTW sketch with John Cleese, Ronnie Barker & Ronnie Corbett...that’s what came to my mind when I saw the split screens...
Every Thursday without fail you guys crack me up. I get strange looks from my colleagues around 8am but I’m strong enough to take their digs and guffaws 👍🏻👍🏻
love it sooooooooo much!!!!!
Listening to this why I am waiting to board a Ryanair flight to alcante
Yeah ... Once when flying Ryanair I was in the last quarter of the passengers who boarded, and of course by that time all the overhead bins were filled up. No space whatsoever. Had to keep my sports bag at my feet. Was not comfortable.
Then an air hostess climbed up on the side of my seat (luckily she took off her shoes) while everyone was already seated, struggling to close the overhead bin above me.
2:48 yup
I hope they do a tour or even just an edit with all their lives songs together
I have listened to this too many times in the past three days...all I've been hearing over and over in my head is "Doing you from behind with your credit card".
ALL DAY XD
Arms is so beautiful here 😍
Foil: I write all the jokes
Hog in subtitles: No he doesn‘t. I write all the subtitles - Hog
😂😂😂
Watched this three times already today and going again. I have an addiction to FAH... I think need help, more videos should do it
Stranded by Ryanair in Estonia, cancelled flights the night before & had to travel to Finland to get a flight home the next day. Still waiting for refund & compensation a couple of years on! Never fly with them again. Great song. So true.
Brilliantly done! 😂👍❤️🇨🇦
Please, please come to Alicante.
You are amazing guys
You boys are sure talented !
All together now!!
That's really weird I was only singing this yesterday! 😂🙈
Hog at the end wtf are you doing? 😂
Works beautifully in tandem with Cheap Flights (FA)
👌🏼
2:54 had me cracking up