His Micro Makes Me MALD | Is It Imba Or Do I Suck?
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- Опубліковано 13 гру 2024
- In today's episode we discuss many things.
The speed of sloths, the power of not storming your own stuff and perhaps the imbalance of the remax.
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Harstem: "He shows up after..."
Me: "It's born"
Harstem: "His son graduates"
Me: Shocked Pikachu face
LMFAO AT 13:14 "Units lost: 1 brain"
Fantastic
The only thing lost that is not of value.
Paused the video to find this comment, or else made it myself :D
a bank account that trump would be jealous of hahahaha
Omg thanks I didn't notice it before!
This literally killed me! lmfao
the storm that hits his unit happens to me too sometimes, it's when you cast a storm but the templar is not in range, so he walk and cast it after, but it's often on your unit
a rookie mistake I guess, I suck, I admit
I thought so too, but the one at 21:10 isn't quite that. You can see which ht cast the storm and that ht was in range to cast the wayward storm long before he actually cast it. That was probably just a really weird mismicro.
then he didn't give any command to his units in the mean time, would be weird too
@@Jasonmoofang like an accidental shift-click
@@Jasonmoofang but you have to micro in order to mismicro
This might be the funniest sc2 vid I've seen in a really long time. A thoroughly triggered and jaded Harstem just deadpan talking about math while like 8 full energy high templar get killed for free finally revealing the truth of the loss... oh man. I was wheezing through most of the the vid.
Edit: Also shoutout for the best edit so far.
Harstem: Can we get that in slow motion? Editor man?
Editor man: I was born for this moment
I was thinking the exact same thing haha. Editing on point. Funny ass rant about the "documentary" of sloths too. He didn't need to say it was ice age though, we knew already!!! As a fellow diamond (d1) this was painfully hilarious, but the storms reminded me of my early sc days. Telling ht to storm a spot on the ground out of there range, by the time they drop it enemy has moved and your army is there :'). Gj harstem u killing it bud
lol this comment says it all....
I love that Deadward starts his email by praising Harstem's tutorials for making him "not suck" (?) but by the end, Harstem is essentially saying, "Keep my name out of your mouth, I denounce you!"
when does one not suck? wasnt the guy diamond?
@@lukasmisanthrop8557 When you can beat Serral consistently.
@@TheStargov ez, everyone can do that
He has so much power that he can move cybernetics core with his mind. Truly breathtaking.
How the hell did he do that?? I thought it was clever editing with a modified save or something, but I can't see any change in map or his face position aside from that :o
The power of editing :D
It was truly amazing to behold
Terrans can move their buildings around, why can't Protoss?
"his opponent literally only builds hydras"
Why you gotta call out my ladder builds like this
I feel you Zerg brethren, I feel you.
i once lost twice to the same guy just mass hydras and at the third time I just remembered tanks are pretty good units xd
@@comandantethorn9929
Colossi are scarier personally because you can never really catch them off-guard, really gotta work on getting my lurkers earlier and not being a greedy fuck lol
@@MsNotorials having problems in you TvZ because of Hydras? Just play Collossi
Oh yeah, it's big brain time
"it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable"
I am dying laughing with the "I remember John, I remember" about your imaginary former neighbour, Harstem you are the best !!! :D
"Ella didn't deserve that" 😂😂
13:11 "units lost: 1 brain" that's gold 😂
Thanks for pointing this out LMAO
Hands down the most enjoyable video from you I have ever seen, I never laughed so hard in my life - I don't even play SC2, but your subtle sense of humour is insanely fun. Keep the good work up Harstem!
Love the editor moving the cyber core over by one hex, really creative
i dont wanna be that guy but i am plat two atm and i am pretty sure i do better then this lol
WE HAVE A WINNER BOYS.
WRAP IT UP, WE CAN ALL GO HOME.
@@Harstem I believe him
@@Harstem AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
@@Harstem i love you. you make some shitty days great haha
In that case, perhaps, you never watched your own replays
This has to be the most savage roast yet.. lmfao.
I like 2 things: 1. YOu actualy looked at his camera, wich helps to feel his gameplay 2. you analyzed that fight, wich most hosts doesnt do, it was very nice.
I love this editor.
The music and the slow mo on the storm drop partly on his own army, brilliant touch.
Deadward, if you are reading this, thank you from the deepest of my heart for killing me with those storms!
The brain lost at 13:15 got me! :D
Holy fuck the kid in the hospital analogy, Harstem's so brutal he could front a death metal supergroup
16:38 "Can I get that in slow motion, editor man?" Editor man: *I got you bro* HAHAHAHAHA I'm dying XD
I was actually expecting the broken flute version of the song but it was still gold haha!
21:22 Mr Editor Man, look at the high templar. The order was made a long time ago, when the zerg were still standing there. But the delivery time is like US post, high templar shows up too late but the order was never cancelled. He would really benefit from the ability to target a unit with the storm instead of locations.
31:00 you are thinking on the legendary replay by TheSeed, you should check more of his replays
The Sloth bit was and is amazing.. 10/10
That's a thumbs up from me
Congrats Deadward! You are a grandfather!
Zerg remax sure looks broken if you never build anything yourself. drop 10 gates and you can remax in their base with the humongous bank
We have BGMWSS now poopman needs to start BBWSS, Beating Bronze With Stupidest Stuff, HT can only cast on self, scouting colossus, mass phoenix vs lings, DT's going full Ghost having to run in go on hold position and then have a disruptor shoot at them :P
31:00 Harstem after that replay: "This attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed."
Harstem's roasting skills has made me want to reinstall SC2 and begin playing again. It's magical.
17:43 i lost it at this point..... Couldn't help the burst of laughter at Harstem's shock. xD
The best thing in IODIS is when you laugh at something so hard, and then you realize you do the same.
Yeah, like staring at the forge, waiting for minerals ;)
"I always wonder what happens below Diamond. If this is Diamond, what happens in the lower leagues? And do I really want to go there"
Oh Harstem, I think you are ready for some BRONZE LEAGUE HEROOOOOOES. I think that would be pure gold with you and your Editor ;) and a nerve breakdown for you
but we don't want Harstem to die from mental stress, do we?
@@dominikmagnus well if it is entertaining.... :)
This guy plays worse than bronze
"I no longer suck thanks to your build guides"
Harstem five seconds in "what the the hell is this build"
The INFO icon at the top right corner! That was super classy 10/10!
"Let me finish roasting you here"
Don’t blame that man for 17:43 storm, it was pre-fire even if not the best one.
@harstem at 18:00 no, this looks really more like silver/ low gold. Definitely not platinum.
21:00 “was gonna make fun of him but that was good”
Protoss: but wait, there’s more!
Holy the editing is hilarious
“It’s unfair how Zerg maxes his army”
*continues to never max his army with warp or anything*
Procides to storm his own army and a move high templar
Your pictures of the imbalance report form are always almost the best of the video 😂😂 and your decent sarcastic humor as well, love it 😂😂
omfg that editing. Harstem. Brilliant work my man.
Brilliant editing kudos to the editor! So many small funny things.
19:45 .......you don’t wanna go there lmao
The roasts are hilarious. Love the content!
I love this series because it shows how delusional people are about there abilities. I can't even imagine how this translates to real life.
keyword: Dunning-Kurger Effect
their*
i am high gold/low platinum
what happens there (below diamomd):
scenario 1:
attack with many marines and instant win
scenario 2:
attack with many marines and die on ramp
scenario 3:
uninstall sc2 and post "omg storm is OP"
Yes and it sucks that i manage to lose to that! Most terrans just blindly go all in with marines on 1 or 2 bases or if it is a 'macro' player turtles to mass thors or mas bcs, protoss do random shit mostly cannon rush or mass void rays with 2 bases...
Lol, the editor is awesome, straight moved the Cybernetics Core one slot to the right with a "boop" sound effect to top it off. That's great.
I love the slow motion of those 2 storms. Beautifully sums up most of these videos.
LEGENDS NEVER DIEEEEEE @16:41
"Units lost" at 13:11, a brain for protoss
I'm so glad I found you off of Lowko, you're just a natural comedian.
Getting more inventive with the editing I see. I like it keep it up!
Hahaha the brain in the "units lost" tab was phenomenal :D
hahahahah now we know what caliber of skill it takes to reach diamond on the A-move race, great cast :D
The cutaway to the sloth documentary killed me.
I love this series.
@Editor: Are you there? Brilliant, brilliant job!
Pointing out the Overseer on the MiniMap ... AWESOME!
Wow big shout out to the editor for actually crunching the numbers on those fights that's awesome
So, I saw 7 hydras here, 7 hydras there. I know that 2 times 7 is 14 so I send my whole army into the storm
urban dictionary definition of "mald":
Malding is a condition originating from Uganda, where the patient zero was found (circa) 1990. It is often described as the human version of molding. Certain tobacco products like Snus are said to enhance the effects of malding.
It is characterized by the victims baldness, lack of skill and anger issues. Subjects of the condition are also said to have decorated their room with self portraits and paintings of things that make them feel uneasy.
"so mald, so bald"
Your analogies always have me laughing my ass off, Harstem. Keep up the good work.
When lowko casts lower league games he says "just spend your resources".
And the zerg here took his advice and spent it, and won. With only hydra, but at a constant pressure.
Lowko also says to get a lot of drones but our guy here only got a proper drone count 20 mins into the game
@@aaabatteries9948 Yea he stuck with the plan, it was a bad plan to only buy hydras but he stuck with it. I guess its better than to constantly switch and try everything.
Omg... 4:53 when you have to pause just to keep roasting him about his hypothetical wife's hypothetical pregnancy I lost it.
Around the 30/31 minute mark the Zerg did a runby and he warped in a few DT’s and only one Stayed and defended. The rest left for some reason lmao
"the single stargate carrier"
Ah I remember when I used to play this in silver.
He only got his third after the main was running out of resources. Then the fourth when his second base ran out. This man was on 2 base income for 30 minutes
And still managed to not spent his bank.
I found this really funny until I realized I do exactly the same thing ;(
13:13 That is the greatest edit i’ve ever see
I think this playlist is the best tutorial. Its nice to look not only at how is good to play but also at how is BAD
I liked his use of psi-storm... since he is Protoss, zerg are mere animals to him, so he used the storms to "guide" the "herd" of zerg animals like a cowboy uses dogs.
edit: I also like that some sc2 players actually WATCH all the animations the devs worked so hard on and not just jumping all around the map, not giving a flying fck about the graphics ^^
I love the editing
This is even funnier with the top-notch editing work :) ! Keep it coming Harstem, really amazing content lately.
20:50 for a split second i thought the hydras would do the storm, then i remembered wait a sec. there is something wrong with that thought.
Sad thing is, i could be that guy, this is how much i suck in this game. But at least i know that i completely suck. I mean just the first sentence of my comment tells everything.
your commenting is pure gold bro
Especially with that voice ahah it feels so superior at times, love it
Resources lost tab " subtle brain image shopped in" underrated joke and underrated editor...
24:03 i have allways wondered what its like to play like this where you just sit there and stuff happens to you. its like the passive way to live life XD LMAO
I like Harstem's calm voice so I listen to this while working... bad choice. I almost rolled on the floor laughing at each roast.
Apreciate the time you took to make this video!! was really well done had a great laugh! I understood the mistakes as diamond myself lol
19:21 I like how he made the ironic comment, and probably realised that my man Deadward might not pick up on the sarcasm and promptly corrected himself
".. after he graduates college"
Holy shit, I'm dying
That street fight analogy was just brilliant xD
The Production value on this one is insane! Good job, Editorman!
Have to say the editing gets better and better in these videos good job captain!
Easily the best video you've made so far
This commentary was amazing. God bless your souls Harstem, Deadward, and Packs. My depression has been cured.
15:19 is the best part :)
ahahaha the brain in the units lost tab
my sides
hahaha i seen it too, i wanted to see if others did. Harstem => G.E.N.I.O.U.S
4:50, when Harstem gets so upset that his roast is interrupted with the need to make a second roast that he paused the game.
21:23 I think he commanded that storm right after the recall and it just took that templar that much time to get in range and cast it.
Zoo Tycoon really was a masterpiece though. Harstem ZT:CC playthrough when?
this video editing really improved. Great videos, I really dont like watching youtube sc2 videos, only streams. But your videos are real entertainment, keep it up!!!!!!! SO GOOD:)
2:34 that was smooth
@Harstem, some habits and expressions in your video's reminded me of an other UA-camr... but couldn't remember who. BUT, it dawned during this video to me! It is Steve1989MREInfo who has the EXACT same way of saying ''Hah" when something remarkable happens. There are other similiarities. Funny!
Ice Age is actually from Blue Sky Studios, which I believe are owned by Paramount. They're a lesser-known third competitor to Pixar and Dreamworks.
Did you really add a brain to the „units lost“ 😂😂 dude, that got me so incredibly bad 😂😂😂
16:28 Legends Never Die Ft. Against The Current (in case you suddenly felt like listening to it) :P
Your editor is doing such a good job!
Incredible editing once again. Love it.
I think I know how that weird looking storm happened, I do it all the time. He must have clicked storm out of range and it took a while for the templar to get there
That analogy lmao the kid graduated college 🤣🤣🤣
he could have really brought that analogy home by comparing the dt shrine and stargate to, like, extra presents absentee parents buy in an attempt to make up for lost time xD
the joke sequence at 25:51 is brilliant
If anything this was a replay demonstrating how completely imba storm is at Diamond level
This was so entertaining...I love you Harstem. You made me laugh at least a dozen times. I mean love in a comedic way.
I just want to send in a replay to get roasted by our beloved Harstem. New series perhaps? „Do I suck or do I make Harstem cry?
The dead horse made me spit water all over my keyboard