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  • @terahprice4671
    @terahprice4671 8 місяців тому +5752

    "We never have to talk about Ireland again until next week" I cackled out loud

    • @RingyDingDing
      @RingyDingDing 8 місяців тому +15

      I read this as she said it in the video😂

  • @syr1ah
    @syr1ah 8 місяців тому +9967

    this comment section is the exact same scene as the beginning of beauty and the beast where the townspeople break into “belle” and are yelling bonjour at each other

    • @djl2457
      @djl2457 8 місяців тому +170

      I fucking cackled at this

    • @Kleopold94
      @Kleopold94 8 місяців тому +54

      I’ve never seen this movie but I’ll watch it for this alone

    • @haileypaetz2936
      @haileypaetz2936 8 місяців тому +56

      BONJOUR

    • @cheeseandsprinkles77
      @cheeseandsprinkles77 8 місяців тому +110

      I NEED SIX EGGS

    • @bobisu3111
      @bobisu3111 8 місяців тому +12

      Now it's in my head

  • @therealillivanilli2052
    @therealillivanilli2052 8 місяців тому +2223

    i had one earbud in, and then brittany said, “uPDATE ON THE IRISHMAN-“ and suddenly both earbuds were in

    • @diddlysquat-yh3wc
      @diddlysquat-yh3wc 8 місяців тому

      When did she say this??????

    • @zyprexza
      @zyprexza 8 місяців тому +1

      @@diddlysquat-yh3wcin the beginning lol

    • @chan_martin
      @chan_martin 3 місяці тому +1

      Taking hands off the wheel to insert my earbuds for this story

  • @anthonydillion2631
    @anthonydillion2631 8 місяців тому +833

    “Idk what I’ve been saying for 27 minutes” and the video is legitimately at 27 minutes. Sometimes I wonder if she does this all in one take or if she takes break in between- or if Stanley ever takes parts out. She really does just chug through the report, and post it. I love her for that

    • @nimbus4653
      @nimbus4653 8 місяців тому +101

      honestly, from what i can see, most of the videos have very little editing just cuts for the ads! which i love! her unfiltered thought flow is the perfect level of stimulation for my rat brain lol

    • @kat30399
      @kat30399 8 місяців тому +26

      I'm assuming she has a monitor to make sure everything is in the frame & actively recording. It probably shows how long she's been recording.

    • @43v3rglow
      @43v3rglow 8 місяців тому +2

      The old episodes had little to no cuts, I think she does the whole episode but the editing just changed.

  • @chelsealongmore
    @chelsealongmore 8 місяців тому +734

    im on my hands and knees begging someone to make animated adaptations of Brittany’s alternate universe tangents but I need them to be that gross meat canyon type of animation style.

    • @msjessebug
      @msjessebug 8 місяців тому +35

      Was gunna comment this. I want her to create an animated show for us of all her brain rot ideas. I’d watch it religiously I already know

    • @hannahysabelle
      @hannahysabelle 8 місяців тому +13

      What I’d give to see how an animator would recreate her sudden screams into the void 😭🙏🏻

    • @darbykeeley4337
      @darbykeeley4337 8 місяців тому +6

      meat canyon animation style would be perfect. i love him

    • @Dr_RenDiamond
      @Dr_RenDiamond 8 місяців тому +1

      NEED an animation in SoriSora's style 🙏🙏

    • @angelicapricity
      @angelicapricity 7 місяців тому +1

      considered doing this on several occasions

  • @battytats
    @battytats 8 місяців тому +6199

    i listen to this like it’s a castle boy in medieval times reading us the king’s declaration

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 8 місяців тому +28

      it’s our fearless supreme leader’s declaration:D

    • @whoyoufightin1442
      @whoyoufightin1442 8 місяців тому +3

      honestly

    • @NathanExploshin
      @NathanExploshin 8 місяців тому +5

      Still not sure it isn’t a castle boy reading us the king’s declaration

    • @battytats
      @battytats 8 місяців тому +8

      she liked my comment and i shit myself

    • @ninamartyn9322
      @ninamartyn9322 8 місяців тому

      That’s exactly what this is like

  • @sadiearneson7199
    @sadiearneson7199 8 місяців тому +2128

    7:54 “Imagine having direct access to me” *hell yeah fucking right!* 👏👏

    • @xantiaxo
      @xantiaxo 8 місяців тому +10

      we need a clip of this on tik tok

    • @cherryxbond
      @cherryxbond 8 місяців тому +4

      I KNOW THATS RIGHT

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 8 місяців тому +2

      nah but like i be responding to people i care dearly about in like minimum 1 day, maximum 3weeks. on average about 4 days. just ain’t social

    • @johnsmoak8237
      @johnsmoak8237 7 місяців тому

      ​@@humanure0me 2

    • @Arthokuano
      @Arthokuano 7 місяців тому

      PUUR

  • @kristina9464
    @kristina9464 8 місяців тому +2678

    yall i just finished having a mental break down and literally opened youtube and said ‘brittany broski i need you’ and this is the first video that comes up
    our leader is truly here for her citizens

    • @laurencass6449
      @laurencass6449 8 місяців тому +6

      ❤❤

    • @brooksilberstein5512
      @brooksilberstein5512 8 місяців тому +9

      Ayy hope you chillin' now ❤

    • @brisarodriguez6265
      @brisarodriguez6265 8 місяців тому +31

      “Save us donalt trump” type shi

    • @daniellahenriquez7841
      @daniellahenriquez7841 8 місяців тому +3

      our supreme leader 😔♥️ (same here, hope you're feeling better. Hope you know you're awesome and deserve to have great things happen)

    • @elizabethdeleon4473
      @elizabethdeleon4473 8 місяців тому +9

      Dude, I was crying right when I clicked on the video, Britney starts talking and my tear ducts are as dry as the Sahara

  • @kenidyreece
    @kenidyreece 8 місяців тому +286

    this episode felt like when you got to have a pizza party in elementary school and everyone’s so excited and won’t shut up and the teacher has to threaten recess and the pizza party if everyone doesn’t focus on the math lesson first.

  • @msjessebug
    @msjessebug 8 місяців тому +163

    Does Brittany have to watch and approve these before they’re posted? The thought her watching this back and laughing and thinking “they’ll love this” makes me so happy. Because we do 🥹

  • @ladypear
    @ladypear 8 місяців тому +2683

    not her JUMPSCARING me with that "annyeonghaseyo" in the beginning

    • @MrAilsaAng
      @MrAilsaAng 8 місяців тому +146

      “kamsahamnidaa~” LIKE ?!? WHAT WAS THAT?????? (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

    • @ExploreWithEm
      @ExploreWithEm 8 місяців тому +6

      Fr😭😭😭😭

    • @mimik222
      @mimik222 8 місяців тому +4

      SAME 😭

    • @jacksonliu2966
      @jacksonliu2966 8 місяців тому +57

      started the episode and immediately went looking for this

    • @graciegomes7624
      @graciegomes7624 8 місяців тому

      i’m waiting patiently for the day brittany finds a kpop boy to thirst over so that demon in me can be satisfied

  • @Subbbby20
    @Subbbby20 8 місяців тому +2729

    barreling down the 91 freeway with my eyes closed

    • @BrooklynBynum
      @BrooklynBynum 8 місяців тому +28

      such a crazy comment, i have been laughing out loud at this for 10 minutes

    • @lanawhitevancleemput2239
      @lanawhitevancleemput2239 8 місяців тому +8

      LITERALLY MEEE OMW TO FINALS WEEK

    • @kuroarimiyazaki4628
      @kuroarimiyazaki4628 8 місяців тому +13

      Ain’t no barreling down the 91 with all this traffic :(

    • @kristophersonx
      @kristophersonx 8 місяців тому +1

      @@BrooklynBynumit’s the barreling of it all 😂

    • @Swazinga
      @Swazinga 8 місяців тому +4

      @@kuroarimiyazaki4628you just didn’t drive fast enough!

  • @viv8204
    @viv8204 8 місяців тому +911

    not to be honest and openhearted but i live alone for the first time in my life and being able to put on the broski report every week keeps me going bc i pretend ur sitting in my kitchen just yapping for an hour and it helps simulate human interaction. thank u great leader

    • @bb_09990
      @bb_09990 8 місяців тому +8

      me too 😂

    • @savannahcook7246
      @savannahcook7246 8 місяців тому +29

      Girl SAME! Like parasocial relationship or not, I 100% consider Brittany to be my friend. Like I have conversations with her (don’t grippy socks me plz) and find that I adopt her mannerisms and habits in my day to day life hahaha it’s seriously like having a best friend that I can hang out with (watch UA-cam and tik tok vids of) anytime I need/want!

    • @mathildeleprince5597
      @mathildeleprince5597 8 місяців тому +1

      Same here ❤

    • @emie6192
      @emie6192 8 місяців тому +12

      "not to be honest and openhearted" is so real. I also feel the same, this podcast makes me feel less alone

    • @whitneyr3407
      @whitneyr3407 8 місяців тому

      !!!!

  • @olivia-ch2cw
    @olivia-ch2cw 8 місяців тому +90

    this is one of my favorite episodes ever. the hamburger helper stanley mental movie scene, the zillow image in the capcut bit, the reciting sherlock. i am blessed to be a member of broski nation amen.

    • @bodyaelectric
      @bodyaelectric 7 місяців тому

      trueee the whole hamburger helper mental movie scene is my favourite part omgggg

  • @ellieamoe
    @ellieamoe 8 місяців тому +152

    18:03 actually dying at “good night” used as a reaction. I’m stealing that so hard that’s so funny gcrhwbdd

    • @Allison-tk1sd
      @Allison-tk1sd 8 місяців тому +5

      For some reason this is super randomly used exactly like this in people around 40 these days and they're all from different places and I CANNOT figure out the orgin

    • @LawnOrnament
      @LawnOrnament 8 місяців тому +8

      As far as i know it’s a southern thing. I have heard people say it my whole life in Texas. Not sure of the true origin though.

    • @emmelinesprig489
      @emmelinesprig489 8 місяців тому +1

      @LawnOrnament Yeah my grandma from the south is the only person I’ve heard say it.

  • @Bellalugosi
    @Bellalugosi 8 місяців тому +928

    This is both my weekly church service and AA meeting. I’m on time every week, nodding and saying “amen” in the front row 🙏🏻

  • @fleurwarren1234
    @fleurwarren1234 8 місяців тому +1139

    the tinder sponsor after talking about how she hates men. i love her 🤭

    • @konrad1916
      @konrad1916 8 місяців тому +1

      For I handed on to you as of first importance what I also received: that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the scriptures; that he was buried; that he was raised on the third day in accordance with the scriptures
      1 Corinthians 15:3

    • @ktrofo
      @ktrofo 8 місяців тому +25

      @@konrad1916ur right, her continuing to go on tinder IS akin to Jesus

    • @johnsmoak8237
      @johnsmoak8237 7 місяців тому

      Not me identifying with the cis-het feminist/misandrist community leader except reverse the roles
      As a firstborn son with a younger sister I must admit that watching her grow up with these role models explains why she keeps getting into the same shitty relationships with guys that have status or looks but can't focus up to get her own career underway. Not that this shit raised me to be any better tbh, just watching it happen in mass for any internet-bound fem-thinking person from outside makes me realize..."I hate men" is literally a cry for help at this point, no?
      I'm seriously asking, this isn't an attempt to make a joke or anything. I've had a guy friend that's had a rough love life and sometimes I've said some gross shit about women at large because of how I feel treated like dick and not respected for the man I see myself as, much less allowed to express myself in an equal and feminist way. Even my most progressive fem-friends have called me stupid and boring, and I've said things bc of that such as "these bitches got me wishing I was straight-up gay...and im already not straight!?
      I wanted a family, but imma have to settle for church and cheating at this rate."
      And I don't condone that I said that crap, but I'm also incapable of continuing to gaslight myself into thinking that it's all my fault. Idk if it's the area I live in or what, but finding somebody who's willing to sit down and have a 1:1 about the facts of life before getting to the deed...yeah..I'm dating a 39 yo now...bc she's mature enough for me. She knows what she wants and why, and she knows she can get it with or without me.
      It's that self esteem...I can't give it to you.

    • @TheUnicornUnicorn
      @TheUnicornUnicorn 2 місяці тому

      @@konrad1916 Girl the fuck you on about

  • @Jasmine_U_B
    @Jasmine_U_B 8 місяців тому +1023

    EVERYONE UP FROM THE BARRACKS. CAPTAIN SAID WE GOTTA FUCK IT UP IN THE A.M.

  • @Smollusk
    @Smollusk 8 місяців тому +101

    I know this is probably said a lot but brittany voicing what we all feel is just so refreshing. The bit at the end about wanting more from life than what our phones give is something thats been on my mind a lot lately. I cant be the only one that feels kinda hollow and just drained after being on social media, ty lord broski

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 8 місяців тому +1

      Same, i've not been on anything but UA-cam for years and still i scroll on youtube shorts and find "x and y celeb EXPOSED" and "Clean girl makeup is OUT, grime is IN!!" Like wtf are we reverting back to 2005 gossip/beauty magazines?? YT has always been prone to BS but i feel like lately (since 2019??) its gotten, in both comments and content, gradually more rotting. Training your feed/recommended is essential now :((

  • @cookievainillacacao
    @cookievainillacacao 8 місяців тому +59

    my favorite thing to do is react as if this were a conversation and I actively listen and everything

  • @zarapowell1127
    @zarapowell1127 8 місяців тому +1141

    i am mentally unwell and clinging to this podcast like a buoy in a stormy ocean

    • @kimg2573
      @kimg2573 8 місяців тому +19

      FR😭😭😭😭

    • @MV-md5yf
      @MV-md5yf 8 місяців тому +27

      Ms Broski is the only thing keeping me from panic attacks rn like a small shield against a storm of knives

    • @Mrsolpjh
      @Mrsolpjh 8 місяців тому +3

      REAL

    • @SwampRobin
      @SwampRobin 8 місяців тому +2

      Sssssssaaaame

    • @voodooladyink6869
      @voodooladyink6869 8 місяців тому +7

      It's okay. Cling to whatever keeps your head up. I'm slowly becoming that plant lady... loves from Ohio.

  • @maddynye
    @maddynye 8 місяців тому +689

    girl i went to a speed dating event and got played (fed and immediately blocked) by a MARRIED irishman with children and a PREGNANT wife. The country has been ruined for me 😓 i felt that spiritual sermon in my SOUL

    • @lilmissemi
      @lilmissemi 8 місяців тому +30

      This is my sign not to go to a speed dating event 😂

    • @maddynye
      @maddynye 8 місяців тому +16

      @@lilmissemi my first and only 🙃 imagine my surprise when he removed his contact info from their site too LOL

    • @glupik1234
      @glupik1234 8 місяців тому +20

      ​@@maddynyedamn girl how did you find out that he's a "family man"?

    • @maddynye
      @maddynye 8 місяців тому

      @@glupik1234 my coworker helped me call on her phone, then he unblocked and he texted me that he was married and “trying to work things out” (then blocked again) so i wanted to look her up to maybe reach out and tell her. found her facebook in about 30 minutes and they had literally announced the gender TWO WEEKS earlier of their THIRD child. never felt so disgusted with myself 😔

    • @maddynye
      @maddynye 8 місяців тому

      @@glupik1234 my coworker helped me call from her phone to confront, he texted me “i’m sorry im married trying to fix things” and blocked me again. I wanted to reach out to possibly let her know bc i knew there had been others - found her FB page in 30 minutes and last post was them TWO weeks earlier announcing the gender of their THIRD child. he used only an initial on the site for his last name too - i happened to see his driver’s license one night and remembered his last name. literally never felt so disgusted with myself 😣

  • @laynag2902
    @laynag2902 8 місяців тому +566

    The oat milk hamburger helper section had me OUTTT😭 Brittany is freaking hilarious brooo

  • @sushij8413
    @sushij8413 8 місяців тому +57

    I am going through the same "situationship" thing with my own boy right now that is almost perfectly mirroring yours and I've got to say it's nice to go through it with someone. You remind me that I have worth and that I should be respected by my potential partners. Thanks Brittany ❤

  • @bajillianaire
    @bajillianaire 8 місяців тому +85

    "Patrick the Star" threw me off way harder than it should have

    • @justlilly7653
      @justlilly7653 5 місяців тому

      This is genuinely the best thing I've read all month

  • @thatsthespirit5165
    @thatsthespirit5165 8 місяців тому +1035

    "mama there's mold in your straw" lmaoooo

    • @raekarkoc928
      @raekarkoc928 8 місяців тому +30

      My roommate has been sick for like 2 months and I'm fairly certain that its bc she doesn't wash her water bottle

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre 8 місяців тому +17

      I love my water bottles but I am religious with cleaning. I prefer widemouth Nalgene type bottles so I can reach and view everything. 👀

  • @haidenmckay9477
    @haidenmckay9477 8 місяців тому +373

    i love brittany. shes so real, i just got ghosted by a guy who i was obsessed with too and it just helps so much watching and feeling less alone

    • @Bellalugosi
      @Bellalugosi 8 місяців тому +13

      Happens to the best of us

    • @AlexisBii
      @AlexisBii 8 місяців тому +2

      Really does happen to the best of us

    • @kaitlync.8817
      @kaitlync.8817 8 місяців тому +2

      Same thing happened for me recently

    • @siena4235
      @siena4235 8 місяців тому +6

      men ain’t shit bby hope u feel better soon

  • @groob1
    @groob1 8 місяців тому +544

    @ 7:08 "Church, amen?"
    literally holding back tears at my fucking desk at my fucking corporate girlboss job oh my god nothing funnier is on the internet

    • @jayshiny282
      @jayshiny282 8 місяців тому +26

      Was your head bowed in prayer??

    • @emilysager846
      @emilysager846 8 місяців тому +6

      Lmao same as fuck

    • @e_aa518
      @e_aa518 8 місяців тому +9

      not me saying amen though 💀💀💀

    • @KirstenJohnson1227
      @KirstenJohnson1227 8 місяців тому +6

      The way I said amen and lifted my head but she kept going really captured the pastor vibes

    • @laurynbrown4751
      @laurynbrown4751 8 місяців тому +5

      me, not religious, saying amen while on the treadmill with the gym full of men who will watch me try not to fall off due to laughing so much

  • @queen_of_wands_astro
    @queen_of_wands_astro 8 місяців тому +75

    Been thinking about starting a UA-cam channel for a while now, and my fiancé asked me, in an attempt to get me inspired, "What would Brittany Broski do?" Of course I said, "That is the most otherworldly, unfair comparison, that woman is firing on all cylinders, she has accessed the 98% of her brain that rest of us can't, I could never do what she does." Every day you prove me right.

    • @savannahcook7246
      @savannahcook7246 8 місяців тому +5

      You should do it! Start the channel! If it’s something you’re passionate about, be proud to share it!

    • @frogalicious123
      @frogalicious123 8 місяців тому +1

      stop that's sad

  • @ninagates3390
    @ninagates3390 8 місяців тому +541

    i love resting easy knowing I have pledged my allegiance to a just and honorable queen and im part of a nation that respects and understands me

    • @SarinahSilvas
      @SarinahSilvas 8 місяців тому +3

      I tell people I’m writing in Brittany Broski for president

    • @keycartier9100
      @keycartier9100 8 місяців тому +3

      Agree agree agree shakes head in agreement aggressively

  • @sydcantswim
    @sydcantswim 8 місяців тому +351

    i’m convinced broski nation dungeons have a little leprechaun chained to the stone wall right beside stanley.

  • @MaddieKDGal
    @MaddieKDGal 8 місяців тому +752

    My marriage has become playing hours of the podcast I’ve already listened to in front of my husband and turning to look at him to make sure he’s laughing at the right parts

    • @gracielaird720
      @gracielaird720 8 місяців тому +40

      No because I watched her cameo video and found it so funny that once I finished it I IMMEDIATELY came into the living room, put it on the tv and forced my boyfriend to watch. I rewatched it literally 2 seconds after finishing it the first time and was STILL laughing just as hard

    • @fath3rr0an
      @fath3rr0an 8 місяців тому +18

      Me, showing this comment to my husband rn: “see it’s not just me!!” 😂😂

    • @Bellalugosi
      @Bellalugosi 8 місяців тому +3

      As you should

    • @jenchuuriki
      @jenchuuriki 8 місяців тому +1

      so real

    • @bobbiedaniel9347
      @bobbiedaniel9347 8 місяців тому

      It's only right

  • @bellabunnieasmr
    @bellabunnieasmr 8 місяців тому +38

    broski team i’m begging you to upload broski report as a video podcast on spotify i want our fearless leader to be on my wrapped!!! but i need her physical humor!!

    • @nacho6438
      @nacho6438 8 місяців тому +2

      DEEPLY need this

  • @EmnaOTHMANI-dy8bz
    @EmnaOTHMANI-dy8bz 7 місяців тому +9

    no but i started cry laughing at the begenning when she said hello in Korean IT WAS SO RANDOM I LOVED IT

  • @caitlinham
    @caitlinham 8 місяців тому +251

    "get your money up" 10:50 My body actually convulsed from laughing out loud 💀

  • @brookeb.1476
    @brookeb.1476 8 місяців тому +362

    the second you started “roof… roofs… rooves…” i was like “she’s gonna google it” 😂

  • @lia9214
    @lia9214 8 місяців тому +493

    HANDS OFF THE WHEEL FOR OUR SUPREME LEADER

    • @adel4430
      @adel4430 8 місяців тому

      had me up until the milk part fr

  • @Ahnicka
    @Ahnicka 8 місяців тому +18

    I appreciate your commentary on the importance of intellectualism and expanding your mind with valuable literature/art, rather than forming your personality around 15-second clips, that ultimately feed the chain of overconsumption. It’s so healthy to read old and new literature, and it is so crucial to admire art from different perspectives. Books, music, etc fills us with a passion to learn and understand. These things challenge us and result in critical thinking.

  • @eileenfortner8624
    @eileenfortner8624 8 місяців тому +12

    Cleaned my depression room in its entirety while watching this! Accomplishments are happening broski nation!

    • @chan_martin
      @chan_martin 3 місяці тому

      Thank you Supreme Leader Broski 🙏

  • @maddyg1998
    @maddyg1998 8 місяців тому +360

    Brittany having that whole Sherlock Holmes scene memorized as a child is a massive part of her lore I fear

  • @rachele8380
    @rachele8380 8 місяців тому +260

    who else immediately dropped their head and closed their eyes when she said lets bow in prayer LMAOO

    • @pb9927
      @pb9927 8 місяців тому +4

      brought me back to church days with that lol

    • @Xxbaesiaa
      @Xxbaesiaa 8 місяців тому +4

      I even put my hands out to hold everyone else’s hands 😂

    • @karmonfrench8753
      @karmonfrench8753 8 місяців тому

      🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @Freaked_it
    @Freaked_it 8 місяців тому +879

    GOOOOOOOD MORNING BROSKI NATION

  • @koookeeez
    @koookeeez 8 місяців тому +5

    53:15 - 54:30 PREACH 🙏 thank you for addressing this. The addiction and toxicity of social media is so real I felt that scream in my soul ❤️

  • @worlddictionary9954
    @worlddictionary9954 8 місяців тому +4

    brittany! it's good to hear about your issue with your situationship. because it's very relatable, and it's good to hear that other people go through similar things

  • @manwtf3883
    @manwtf3883 8 місяців тому +363

    "I DIDNT KNOW WE WERE MAKIN TURD STEW LINDA PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON THERE" ive just exited my body

    • @p1nk_anthem
      @p1nk_anthem 8 місяців тому +16

      WHEN SHE KEPT PRETENDING TO OPEN THE LID AND YELLING “GOODNIGHT” 😭

    • @trashmagicsuperstar
      @trashmagicsuperstar 8 місяців тому +7

      the whole dutch oven bit made me so excited bc the one time she liked and replied to my comment was when she farted on her spam and i commented “did you dutch oven yourself” and she says yes and sorry i’ve just never been so happy

  • @tinyrat275
    @tinyrat275 8 місяців тому +389

    AWAKE AND READY

  • @TabrizWalker
    @TabrizWalker 8 місяців тому +361

    All jokes aside, the work she does is so important. It is so crucial to realize that the stuff we see online, the stuff that gets boosted, the stuff that drives us apart, the entertaining stuff packed with subtle subliminal lies, it's all theatre. The creepiest shit ever is that the "Metaverse" originated in a science fiction novel where fact and fiction became seamlessly blended, and no one minded it at all. Yes, fictional stories can be filled with truth. But this puppet show online is not it and I'm so grateful to her for calling it TF out. To have us curate our feeds critically, seek a really broad foundation of world knowledge, and being a true Renaissance woman. Brittany is so on fire for someone who just got ghosted. I have infinite respect for her messages, as silly as she is. She's the whole package and I can't wait for her to find a good dude to share her life with

    • @rachelberry3385
      @rachelberry3385 8 місяців тому +3

      Yes all hail Brittany

    • @butterballin
      @butterballin 8 місяців тому +1

      wait can you tell me what the name of that science fiction novel is??

    • @naveensvoboda9604
      @naveensvoboda9604 8 місяців тому

      Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson!@@butterballin

  • @manurodriguez5468
    @manurodriguez5468 8 місяців тому +13

    I love this woman with all my heart

  • @gentleslut
    @gentleslut 8 місяців тому +1

    my three month situationship just dumped me and this made me feel so much better thank you brittany for being vulnerable online you’re helping so many more people than you even know ❤

  • @tbennett1736
    @tbennett1736 8 місяців тому +175

    The Hamburger Helper with the big glass of Milk lol the most southern thing ever!

    • @oliviaw.2842
      @oliviaw.2842 8 місяців тому +6

      Someone tell Brit about lactose free milk!! We gotta keep up our calcium ladies and gents

  • @bebobyler
    @bebobyler 8 місяців тому +204

    That purple on the hydro flask is a gorgeous most perfect color

  • @m.k.696
    @m.k.696 8 місяців тому +225

    I genuinely listen to this podcast with the same level of attention and desire as Americans during the Great Depression listening to FDR’s fireside chats. ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER BROSKI!!!!!

    • @jeejypeej
      @jeejypeej 8 місяців тому +8

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING FIRESIDE CHATS

  • @brookenoelle2836
    @brookenoelle2836 8 місяців тому +12

    Hamburger helper mention was SO REAL

  • @DirtyDaltino
    @DirtyDaltino 8 місяців тому +10

    2:30
    Brittany: "... and I just forgot what I was talking about"
    Me: "Same here girl I have no clue"
    🤣

  • @ittybitty_bat
    @ittybitty_bat 8 місяців тому +235

    I need a shirt that says
    “If I am laughing ominously in public, I am actually listening to Supreme Leader Broski’s the Broski Report Podcast”

    • @chloebecker759
      @chloebecker759 8 місяців тому +3

      YESSSSSS

    • @gissellew4773
      @gissellew4773 8 місяців тому +14

      Or one of those cone of shame hats more accurately

    • @lucypadilla1925
      @lucypadilla1925 8 місяців тому +3

      This was me cackling on the sidewalk eating my lunch

    • @s.deathblow1208
      @s.deathblow1208 8 місяців тому +1

      Not me in the break room next to my oblivious coworkers 😂😅

    • @kenidyreece
      @kenidyreece 8 місяців тому +1

      Neeed this bad

  • @nikkiriver9604
    @nikkiriver9604 8 місяців тому +146

    It's her going into her southern baptist accent while praying for me lmao. Different from her southern toothless grandma accent that makes sure to ask how y'all duu'in and if y'all huungry.

  • @Mrsolpjh
    @Mrsolpjh 8 місяців тому +120

    Brittany going through a situationship at the same time as me is so validating. His msgs started getting dry so I killed the conversation before he could. Help me fr

    • @angeladamian4550
      @angeladamian4550 8 місяців тому +2

      Mine dumped me over a little argument and degraded me so bad.

    • @Mrsolpjh
      @Mrsolpjh 8 місяців тому +2

      @@angeladamian4550 sorry to hear that, that sucks. You are so much better off without him though if he treats you like that.

    • @kileyradovich7618
      @kileyradovich7618 8 місяців тому +1

      sucks cuz mine just isn’t in a good place/ not ready for a relationship so we aren’t talking that much rn 😢

  • @shook917
    @shook917 7 місяців тому +8

    The way that you reenact situations is literally me

  • @Lxaxb
    @Lxaxb 8 місяців тому +2

    I could listen to you talk about literally anything and I would be entertained. Everytime I listen to this podcast it feels like listening to a friend and catching up on stuff each week😂

  • @jhart1127
    @jhart1127 8 місяців тому +305

    YES hands are off the wheel, YES I've plowed into a roundabout, YES I've told the townsfolk to mind their fucking business!!!!
    Edit: we are trying to make horses drink piss through a straw, MAKE WAY!!

  • @chr0mebones
    @chr0mebones 8 місяців тому +50

    8:25 “I’m gone, you lost me………he ghosted me” REAL

  • @admanpa
    @admanpa 8 місяців тому +95

    just ordered the pool boy candle from vacation & put “BRITTANY BROSKI” in the “how did you hear about us” field

    • @321khood
      @321khood 8 місяців тому +16

      Literally same!! Our fearless leader will get that sponsorship if we have anything to do with it! 😤

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 8 місяців тому

      @admanpa and @321khood are officially the marketing co-leaders of this great nation

  • @laurenmorich
    @laurenmorich 8 місяців тому +1

    Wowwwwwwe that speech about her becoming a renaissance woman! I always thought she knows so much about everything and the fact she's that self aware is just amazing! New fan here and lifelong frrrrrreal! ❤

  • @blehhhhhhhh_
    @blehhhhhhhh_ 8 місяців тому +3

    broke up with my bf of a year. youre vids always bring me down to reality and give a good laugh. love you!! been here since the beginning :)

  • @lw2882
    @lw2882 8 місяців тому +75

    The Irishman squandering his opportunity is grounds for drawing and quartering courtesy of the supreme leader!! Stay strong sister Brittany

  • @laurenblack6833
    @laurenblack6833 8 місяців тому +147

    Tell me why when she said bow your head and close your eyes I immediately listened and it sent me back to chapel at school😭

    • @jess5126
      @jess5126 8 місяців тому +1

      FRR

    • @evielangley8370
      @evielangley8370 8 місяців тому

      i’m saying

    • @e_aa518
      @e_aa518 8 місяців тому +3

      the way unconsciously said “amen” during the prayer 😭 the body keeps the score 💀

  • @katebaldock7437
    @katebaldock7437 8 місяців тому +145

    Posting this exactly when I started my lunch break is a blessing x

    • @lilly.stone0
      @lilly.stone0 8 місяців тому +8

      AT 9AM?

    • @ceciliagrossi4
      @ceciliagrossi4 8 місяців тому

      @@lilly.stone0there are people who live in europe/other continents you know

    • @althn
      @althn 8 місяців тому

      @@lilly.stone0this might sound crazy but weird work shifts and time zones

    • @lilahpearleee
      @lilahpearleee 8 місяців тому

      @@lilly.stone0who's gonna tell her people live outside america

    • @sam-sg4hk
      @sam-sg4hk 8 місяців тому

      @@lilly.stone01pm in the uk

  • @alatarach
    @alatarach 8 місяців тому +4

    brittany!! i've never related to anything more than the urge to be a renaissance woman!!! i just want to be educated in every profession and have a basic but solid understandment of the world to be able to think for myself.. so glad u feel the same

  • @tori5509
    @tori5509 8 місяців тому +1

    watching brittany recite the sherlock holmes scene might have given me the joy i needed to get thru this week, this was truly some successful enrichment time 🙏

  • @AngstyAnon
    @AngstyAnon 8 місяців тому +141

    I just found Brittany’s account and have been binge watching her for the past week lmao

    • @Mad4ito
      @Mad4ito 8 місяців тому +51

      Welcome to Broski Nation! Buckle in

    • @k-luh
      @k-luh 8 місяців тому +20

      Where have you been this whole time?? 😂 No but I’m actually quite jealous that you get to sit and consume all of Brittany’s content with fresh eyes. Welcome to Broski Nation! 🫶

    • @shelbys857
      @shelbys857 8 місяців тому +10

      Welcome traveler

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 8 місяців тому +1

      @@k-luh I didn't find her channel until after my sibling died a few months ago. Some of us just have shit going on that leads us to new places. Whatever caused OP to find Brittany, good or bad, doesn't really matter. What matters is that they are here now and are enjoying Brittany's content.

    • @somewhat-blue
      @somewhat-blue 8 місяців тому

      Saaaame! I was brought in by the radical honesty of those fanfiction videos and I’m having such a good time.

  • @gabbyroach5889
    @gabbyroach5889 8 місяців тому +54

    i love that these are always posted so early in the morning so i get to watch them fresh off the presses while i get ready for work🥺🥰

  • @samanthaplz
    @samanthaplz 8 місяців тому +77

    The way I easily ignore my church trauma to bow down my head and pray when mama broski tells me to

    • @kristophersonx
      @kristophersonx 8 місяців тому +1

      the ONLY time I will allow being proselytized is in the church of Broski Nation

  • @buhgioolppppo
    @buhgioolppppo 8 місяців тому +1

    Britney i’m being a trillion percent serious rn, pls make more video thingies saying how you are in control over how much you use your phone, and about phone addiction. it really made me actually feel something which is bonkers and it would help me so much! will be listening to this on repeats until then! ily xoxo

  • @supercozemusic
    @supercozemusic 8 місяців тому +6

    Did not expect Brittany to say hello and thank u in Korean at the beginning 😂

  • @ellasirna
    @ellasirna 8 місяців тому +32

    i cannot imagine dropping BRITTANY‼️

  • @lovenut46
    @lovenut46 8 місяців тому +34

    but can we talk about your makeup!!! that blush placement!!! 😍😍

  • @traviss3nte11
    @traviss3nte11 8 місяців тому +40

    7:00 i forgot this was a youtube video and literally got transported and said “amen”

  • @realmaxxine
    @realmaxxine 8 місяців тому +1

    The oat milk hamburger helper court bit had me crying 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @koookeeez
    @koookeeez 8 місяців тому +2

    I love this podcast so much, feels like I'm talking with a friend and she's spilling all the tea ☕ love it ❤️🤗

  • @ashleyrose4975
    @ashleyrose4975 8 місяців тому +43

    When she started praying my body could not resist closing my eyes and bowing my head and then the prayer escalated into hating Irish people and now I feel like I've done something wrong

    • @glupik1234
      @glupik1234 8 місяців тому +7

      See that's what it's like to be part of a cult

  • @lilyflower0616
    @lilyflower0616 8 місяців тому +33

    I love your bravery in talking like we are two besties alone in a room and not an extremely public UA-cam video.

  • @gillianmendez9080
    @gillianmendez9080 8 місяців тому +39

    "We're talking on whatsap? Get your money up!" had me rolling for too long.

  • @eviezamora3905
    @eviezamora3905 8 місяців тому +2

    brit get one of those SAD lamps set up where you do your makeup for some extra vitamin d! it’s been game changer for my mood through the colder months! 💖 love from canada!

  • @luckilyzoey
    @luckilyzoey Місяць тому +1

    “mama there’s mold in your straw” i witch cackled

  • @zoelynnesage
    @zoelynnesage 8 місяців тому +30

    eyes so dull cuz i’ve kissed my life away like three times since the beginning of the year but this brought me back to life tysm fearless leader

  • @kaylaaa333
    @kaylaaa333 8 місяців тому +62

    Thank you for making my Tuesdays something to look forward to while I am miserable at my job!💕💕

  • @3mmaloops
    @3mmaloops 8 місяців тому +36

    I'm actually glad to hear you verbalize being at your breaking point with social media shit. Unfortunately that frustration and starvation and yerning for more than superficial bullshit is the only way to change for some of us. Good luck girl, we're all just out here growing together 🌷

  • @manumuniz.mp4
    @manumuniz.mp4 8 місяців тому +2

    BRITTANY! this irishman thing is the PERFECT TIMING - you NEED to go on the bach3lor (the h3 bachelor), they just finished jeff wittek’s!!!!!!

  • @user-si5wg2so5n
    @user-si5wg2so5n 8 місяців тому

    i talked to an irish guy on whatsapp when i was in highschool and those memories have come flooding back bc of this ep thank you brittany

  • @JediSophia
    @JediSophia 8 місяців тому +34

    My favorite part about watching the broski report is when I’m doing tasks around the house and I walk away from the room for a second and come back and she’s moved on to talk about making a pee cocktail. 37:36

  • @paulimarmatos9591
    @paulimarmatos9591 8 місяців тому +89

    MAKING MY COFFEE IM AWAKE

  • @SLAYYYYYYY703
    @SLAYYYYYYY703 8 місяців тому +23

    HEAR YEEE HEAR YEEE, OUR LEADER ADDRESSES THE MASSES ONCE MORE AND BLESSES US WITH HER PRESENCE

  • @tr1n1ty07
    @tr1n1ty07 8 місяців тому +3

    watching this before school at 6 am is MY roman empire

  • @Mothsoup59
    @Mothsoup59 7 місяців тому

    Ive been binging all of Broski report, HOW IS LORD BRIT SO FUNNY AND THE MOST ENTERTAINING ALL BY HERSELF PLSSS U ARE BEYOND THIS REALM MY MASTER

  • @lhumminglbird
    @lhumminglbird 8 місяців тому +42

    Freshly delivered into the psych ward! LETS GOOOOOO!!!

  • @snickeysnack5000
    @snickeysnack5000 8 місяців тому +34

    beef stroganoff hamburger helper was a childhood classic. i think my mom also bought the boxed au gratin and it made me think i didn't like potatos hahahaha

    • @brit331
      @brit331 8 місяців тому +1

      YESSSS

  • @teacup1265
    @teacup1265 8 місяців тому +35

    Just found out Aaron Taylor-Johnson may be the next James Bond and I couldn’t think of a greater gift from the universe to our great leader 😂

  • @alexandermcdonald7352
    @alexandermcdonald7352 8 місяців тому +1

    I love Sherlock Holmes so much and honestly Brittany going off on it today made my day

  • @NicoleThatcher-xi7sv
    @NicoleThatcher-xi7sv 8 місяців тому +13

    Britney, living in LA: I haven’t seen the sun in 4 months
    Me, in the PNW: 👁️👄👁️

  • @thebestduoong
    @thebestduoong 8 місяців тому +33

    I was debating whether the inevitable with the Irishman was things ending or him finding the podcast 😭