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  • @tonycampbell1424
    @tonycampbell1424 2 роки тому +30

    I fucking love Matt and his grocery store pants.
    Never change, king.

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn 2 роки тому +24

    Matt bumbling around Brooklyn in patched up denim overalls like a huckabee son

  • @discontinuuity
    @discontinuuity 2 роки тому +57

    I was wearing Amazon Basics pants while listening to this

    • @lilfilth5622
      @lilfilth5622 2 роки тому +4

      And you probably claim to be a socialist smh

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 2 роки тому +1

      They might be socialist, but not communist.

  • @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816
    @pantsedjuniorhayseed4816 2 роки тому +13

    8:14 thank you Felix. Dia is my airport and I felt the exact same way about it he does; ppl are so dumb they think the nwo paints their intentions and plans in giant public displays? goddammit people, its mediocre public art. stop holding a flashlight under your chin trying to scare others

    • @GayTier1Operator
      @GayTier1Operator 2 роки тому

      yeah exactly. everyone knows the real demonic shit is under that horse

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader 2 роки тому

      Would be pretty metal

  • @jamescoll130
    @jamescoll130 2 роки тому +12

    At least buy new pants at Macys when you drop a battleship in their restroom.

  • @nickolaiproblem
    @nickolaiproblem 2 роки тому +15

    I wish the money changed you is such a hard ass bar

  • @thomasgiles2876
    @thomasgiles2876 2 роки тому +10

    They make a machine about the size and shape of a stapler specifically for fixing seams for people who can't sew. Matt forgot how to mid-America.

  • @stevejoseph4514
    @stevejoseph4514 2 роки тому +12

    Chapo got name dropped by Tucker lol

    • @CODMarioWarfare
      @CODMarioWarfare 2 роки тому +2

      They started off the NYC live show with that clip

  • @DannyWilliamH
    @DannyWilliamH 2 роки тому +15

    The Bolsonaro story is a lot like a Max Hardcore interview you can find on UA-cam. Also, no, I don't feel weird bringing him up because he's been referenced by Will many times.
    So Max, the gentleman he is, tells a story of his "younger days" when he lived in Florida with his brother. He said he would pick up "young girls on vacation" down on the beaches under the guise of being a fashion photographer and such, take them back to his place and...you know.
    When the interviewer asked how long ago this was Max just repeated that it was when he was younger. Max - now bragging about it - then kinda goes out of his way to mention the girls were "ya know, 14, 15, 16yo...whatever we could get". He's elated as he's telling this, laughing and smiling the whole time. He then bragged that he'd film them and still had some of the footage but most was lost in with time.
    It was later found out that Max lived in Florida between the ages of 32-38yo! At the youthful age of 32yo he was prowling 14yo girls. He basically confessed on camera to countless rapes.
    Is he being honest? I'd bet on it.
    Is Bolsonaro being honest? Yes and no in that of he came across a teenage whorehouse he absolutely used the services.
    So, two dudes basically just admitting to rape/pedophilia on tape like it's not big deal. One a cokehead, psycho porn producer and the other the President of a nation lol

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 роки тому +1

      Memorias De Mis Putiñas Tristes 2.
      📖🧉🦄👍🏽

    • @harperna3938
      @harperna3938 2 роки тому +8

      lmao i read that as max headroom and was extremely confused as to why a bit character from the 80s had an entire segment about statutory rape

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 роки тому +3

      @@harperna3938
      A 64-Bit character from the 80s 🧉🦄

    • @berdyderg900
      @berdyderg900 2 роки тому +2

      It's very common, idk why this shocks people when it's revealed every other day to be reality everywhere. Like yeah it's gross but it's also most people. Humans are bad, raising awareness will do as little to combat that badness as cancer awareness does to cure cancer.

    • @joshuamarx8209
      @joshuamarx8209 2 роки тому +1

      @@berdyderg900 no not everyone is a rich kid fucker, what are you talking about?

  • @notabagel
    @notabagel 2 роки тому +10

    felix doing a brazilian accent has given me some kind of terminal illness

  • @condor237
    @condor237 2 роки тому +12

    He found a way legally pay for sex with campaign funds. A genius

  • @ItsOgre
    @ItsOgre 2 роки тому +9

    The very pants I was returning

  • @jfrsnjhnsn
    @jfrsnjhnsn 2 роки тому +4

    The Brazilian version of the show would be called the Steve Forbes EDM Party

  • @briannakubiwood6595
    @briannakubiwood6595 2 роки тому +13

    Nearly all art defacement and theft from museums is for insurance scamming. If a painting is worth 100 mill, the highest offer you ever gotten for it was 20 mill, but you have it insured for 50 mill.

  • @Fluxquark
    @Fluxquark 2 роки тому +12

    Buying toilet paper one roll at a time is truly perverted behaviour

    • @freakyzed8467
      @freakyzed8467 2 роки тому +1

      My dad had surgery and now had an ostomy. He will never need TP again. Imagine if he had bought his TP 12 rolls at a time, like most of you savages. So much waste!

    • @Fluxquark
      @Fluxquark 2 роки тому +3

      @@freakyzed8467 He can use leftover TP as kitchen roll or put in his shoes to dry them! He's not gonna make it in this economy with this single-minded thinking!

  • @na8291
    @na8291 2 роки тому +15

    how did pornhub end up with the best comment sections

    • @euc5957
      @euc5957 2 роки тому +5

      It selectively has none of the pent up type of people who don't jerk off

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 2 роки тому +7

      Post nut clarity.

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 2 роки тому

      im sorry...BEST? just say youre a sadist and get help. dear god lol

  • @zer0nix
    @zer0nix 2 роки тому +7

    That article is genius. It is exactly the kind of thing that will get shared for outrage, which gets the news out about the app. The actual value proposition needs work though.

  • @alexdavis7090
    @alexdavis7090 2 роки тому +7

    37:15 Cold of them to @ Stav like that.

  • @henfencey5751
    @henfencey5751 6 місяців тому +4

    49:20 ?? Completely clueless. It's already hot as shit and smoky in the summer. Just cus we live in the US doesn't mean we're not already being severely effected. What's it gonna be like in 10, 20 years? Sorry but Matt went full dumbass epic academia on this one.

  • @ImZeroDayz
    @ImZeroDayz 2 роки тому +8

    All I want to be is El Chapo

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 2 роки тому +9

    Wait, the Denver Airport being “demonic” is a thing? I was watching season 2 of Inside Job yesterday and thought it was just a random joke they made

    • @astrusofficial
      @astrusofficial 2 роки тому +5

      Oh yeah it's a thing. The blue mustang is called Blucifer and it killed the sculptor.

    • @OpiatesAndTits
      @OpiatesAndTits 2 роки тому +2

      @@astrusofficialyour fucking shitting me lol I saw inside job too and just thought it was a joke. The airport episode with the TSA trying to be recognized as a branch of the military was brilliant.

  • @joefrancis759
    @joefrancis759 2 роки тому +3

    the giant horse sculpture, despised by many locals, is the real target to focus on re: DIA

    • @gregl6619
      @gregl6619 2 роки тому

      Nah man. Blucifer rules

  • @stevenfrick4254
    @stevenfrick4254 2 роки тому +4

    Nobody understands how incognito mode works

    • @Gum_Cuzzler
      @Gum_Cuzzler 2 роки тому +12

      I do. I go into it and then my mom can’t see all the gay stuff I watch online

  • @BBQAndButter
    @BBQAndButter 2 роки тому +9

    The boys need to familiarize themselves with the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse if they want to know why the Denver airport is a locus of evil.

  • @OstrichRidingCowboy
    @OstrichRidingCowboy 2 роки тому +2

    Nothing will be more sex-positive than Angela Lansbury's "Positive Moves".

  • @shawnmiguel
    @shawnmiguel 2 роки тому +3

    oh man the Brazilian accent gets me real good

  • @justcommenting4981
    @justcommenting4981 2 роки тому +3

    I've gotten my finest draws at grocery stores. Also, why would one of our mighty cousin uncles stay 12 hours in the airport? Use the CIA funding to stay at the Westin literally connected to the airport. Living in an airport is at least as hoboish tendency as phone size pocket holes.

  • @salvasalda
    @salvasalda 2 роки тому +3

    I love it!

  • @johndrocky4377
    @johndrocky4377 2 роки тому +3

    🔥🔥🔥CHAPOOO!!🥊🔥❤️🔥

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 Рік тому

    15:00 Kanye's people stepped in and stopped him from buying it.

  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo 2 роки тому +1

    9:19
    Im dumb can someone tell me what the joke is here?

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted 2 роки тому +2

      It's a reference to the old "Polish people" ethnic joke that Polish people aren't very bright. Similar to like the Irish people ethnic joke that they're all big drinkers.
      The type of stuff usually set into a "...walk into a bar" joke.

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 2 роки тому +1

      Polaks being dumb is a common stereotype

    • @jingbot1071
      @jingbot1071 2 роки тому +6

      Chapo Trap House are notorious for their hatred of the Polish.

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 2 роки тому +6

      @@jingbot1071 The eternal Pole never rests

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 2 роки тому

      @@BigHomieGayAss1917 meanwhile, the polish guys I know are either doctors, lawyers, own a gun shop or a Bakery. they don't seem dumb to me, especially not my half-Polish cousins

  • @twojstary6666
    @twojstary6666 2 роки тому +4

    Mr hands was not polish his second name was pinyan which is of welsh descent you can call us stupid like i can see that but we do no commit acts of bestiality that aint us

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 7 місяців тому

      Yeah, the Welsh aren't famous sheep-shaggers.

  • @cartercartercartercar
    @cartercartercartercar 2 роки тому +7

    honestly think they’re making the same mistake disregarding ye and a presidential run that they did with trump
    go to any clip of his recent media appearances and look at the comments. the public will vote for this man

    • @FrogToadBug
      @FrogToadBug 2 роки тому +4

      Eh I dunno. UA-cam comments are always pretty much bullshit, not a great poll. Now somebody like Dwayne The Rock Johnson, John Cena, Matthew McConaughey, Oprah, somebody like that would be an easy win.

    • @cartercartercartercar
      @cartercartercartercar 2 роки тому

      @@FrogToadBug they completely counted out actual public opinion and sprung for the cucked polls last time too buddy. do you remember how that went
      it’s not just youtube comments. we now live in a world where entertainment and politics are one in the same

    • @FrogToadBug
      @FrogToadBug 2 роки тому +2

      @@cartercartercartercar Go to any Joe Biden video, MSNBC or whatever. All the comments are anti-Joe but he still won

    • @cartercartercartercar
      @cartercartercartercar 2 роки тому +1

      @@FrogToadBug you’re right. we’ll just have to see brother

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 2 роки тому +2

      @@cartercartercartercar ...no. and heres why: his core fanbase will alienate the majority of voters in the suburbs, the same ones who voted in Trump.
      Trump had a foothold culturally just off the apprentice, Kanyes is mainly music that for years railed against the people he'd need for votes.
      His core fans are cloutsharks & hypebeasts, who tend to be the failsons of the average Trump voter.
      Kanye does not have the same cultural purchase as Trump. also, you really think AIPAC is gonna let that shit slide? he's lucky Mossad hasn't given him the Khashoggi treatment

  • @anti-corporatecapture3844
    @anti-corporatecapture3844 2 роки тому

    Did I get these pants at a grocery store?

  • @seth561
    @seth561 2 роки тому +1

    #bringbackboris

  • @RIP_Greedo
    @RIP_Greedo 2 роки тому +3

    Figma balls

  • @rawbebaba
    @rawbebaba 2 роки тому +2

    Remember stealing playboys and hustlers from gas stations l

  • @generalsavage4103
    @generalsavage4103 2 роки тому +3

    ? Are you guys want did you watch the fight one of you guys I know watches the fights did you watch the fight Alexa Grasso looking like a badass

  • @generalsavage4103
    @generalsavage4103 2 роки тому +5

    I've got spicy pasta spicy pasta in my mouth spicy pasta in my mouth hot hot hot spicy

  • @shultsy100
    @shultsy100 2 роки тому +5

    FAAAAWKKK YEAHHH! Hollis from Brooklyn! 🤘🤘

  • @bitteralmonds666
    @bitteralmonds666 2 роки тому +3

    I’d still do Beverly D’Angelo with an autoimmune disease 🧐🤔
    SCHWING! 🧉🦄👍🏽

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 2 роки тому +1

      blech. Id do Amber Frost before her. At least we'd have more to talk about

    • @bitteralmonds666
      @bitteralmonds666 2 роки тому

      @@tewodrosii2875
      What is amber, anyway? Is she really part-pepe? 🐸

    • @tewodrosii2875
      @tewodrosii2875 2 роки тому

      @@bitteralmonds666 no, she looks like a lot of women in the Midwest

  • @numskul
    @numskul 2 роки тому +2

    95 BULLS FUCKING RUUUUULE

  • @Dr.TooDamnDeals
    @Dr.TooDamnDeals 2 місяці тому

    I think Felix is referencing Story of OJ, not 4:44.