Lying during small talk just to act like you're normal.

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  • @Someone-sk8cg
    @Someone-sk8cg Рік тому +22372

    A teacher came up to me, smiled a big smile and asked “how’s Callum?”, this conversation went on for over 2 minutes and we recalled how Callum joined the army, how it was like for him to move out, and what unit he was part of. I don’t know Callum.

    • @SwimSwayer
      @SwimSwayer Рік тому +3596

      That sounds hilarious and troubling to get through 2 whole minutes guessing everything lol

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 Рік тому +367

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @theonlythingihavetosayis9333
      @theonlythingihavetosayis9333 Рік тому +239

      Lmao

    • @tomohawkcloud
      @tomohawkcloud Рік тому +1450

      Hope Callum is doing good tho

    • @Someone-sk8cg
      @Someone-sk8cg Рік тому +2291

      @@SwimSwayer it was mostly agreeing with her, smiling awkwardly, and then lying that me and Callum don’t call each other much anymore, since he left for the army. Think we ‘talked” about his girlfriend too, I was sweating and my heart rate had doubled by the end of the convo. I’m pretty sure with the amount of adrenaline in my blood, my body thought I had been shot

  • @_PFP
    @_PFP Рік тому +25833

    I love that whenever one of Caleb’s characters is wrong they just resort to violence

    • @80Bucks
      @80Bucks Рік тому +169

      Lol yeah xD

    • @Earthzooka
      @Earthzooka Рік тому +732

      It usually works in video games.

    • @Window4503
      @Window4503 Рік тому +382

      Art imitating life, sadly

    • @rbr1170
      @rbr1170 Рік тому +303

      Has anyone not informed you that any problem can be solved by violence?

    • @dapawta
      @dapawta Рік тому +79

      My parents be like...

  • @Kinetochore-ti5hk
    @Kinetochore-ti5hk Рік тому +3715

    I like how the main sticking point his friend has with him being in Dubai yesterday is the accuracy of the weather report and not the fact that he just went on an international trip he never mentioned before and somehow got back and settled back in within one day.

    • @chair2945
      @chair2945 3 місяці тому +31

      Kinetochores are protein structures that connect chromosomes to microtubules to help during cell-division.

    • @panzer2681
      @panzer2681 3 місяці тому

      ​@@chair2945Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

    • @timbelcijan9858
      @timbelcijan9858 3 місяці тому

      ​@@chair2945sick thx for the info!

    • @marklouis1890
      @marklouis1890 3 місяці тому +4

      That part

    • @nspector
      @nspector 2 місяці тому

      Ahhhhh hahahha yup

  • @xdLayo
    @xdLayo Рік тому +1877

    "man it's a good day outside!"
    "yeah man the sun feels great!"
    "I was being sarcastic, it was raining all day"
    "yeah I was being sarcastic too"
    "oh, ok"

    • @callmeishmael5742
      @callmeishmael5742 Рік тому +86

      EZ

    • @00110000
      @00110000 11 місяців тому +51

      smooth

    • @muridtahmatgnas2184
      @muridtahmatgnas2184 11 місяців тому +67

      "ye I love the rain, Everytime it rains it a good day for me"

    • @memenatsuki2577
      @memenatsuki2577 10 місяців тому +14

      They don’t like double sarcasm tho they think you’re trolling

    • @rurubelle2920
      @rurubelle2920 2 місяці тому +26

      Smooth... but my awkward ass would only come up with that response after 7hours has passed and I'm lying wide awake in bed at 3 am.

  • @thechatter7102
    @thechatter7102 Рік тому +29831

    at some point you just gotta admit "I just be saying shit sometimes" and bust out laughing it always works lmfao

    • @kiraoshiro9251
      @kiraoshiro9251 Рік тому +2471

      Nah see what you do is pretend you were fckin with em. Even though they'll probably think you're dumb after at least they'll just sigh and walk away instead of persisting the conversation any longer. Then the torturment ends.

    • @traplover6357
      @traplover6357 Рік тому +183

      ^^^ this 😭😭

    • @arcynull
      @arcynull Рік тому +659

      @@kiraoshiro9251 Yeah just say smthng like "nah man the weather's been completely fine this week wdym" or some shit lmao

    • @sumayyahadetunmbi4347
      @sumayyahadetunmbi4347 Рік тому +15

      fr

    • @TimDaGoof
      @TimDaGoof Рік тому +239

      @@kiraoshiro9251 facts I be like “I’m just messing with you 🤣”

  • @manlikeisaac
    @manlikeisaac Рік тому +48345

    Bro has experienced every situation

  • @liliumjade
    @liliumjade Рік тому +1648

    This is so painfully relatable.
    It's just like how sometimes you say reflexively "you too" to a waiter who just set down your plate of food and says "enjoy your food" 💀

    • @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney
      @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Рік тому +103

      Waiter: ...well shit, if you insist.
      Then before you know it, you're having an even more awkward situation than to begin with. The waiter, smiling about what he's about to do, immediately scoffs your food down his succulent throat and quickly licks his fingers one by one. He thanks you and asks if you're done as well? You're not and ask if he's ready to pay the bill. To busy to know wtf is going on, he says yes and you leave - forcing the waiter to pay the bill. The waiter then pays Bill who pays the bill. But then you remember that *YOU* were Bill all along. He'd done it. The waiter had done it. He'd bamboozled you into paying the bill and you fell for it. With an empty plate and no money left, you regret saying "you too" to the waiter and leave the cafe you were at...

    • @michaelotis223
      @michaelotis223 Рік тому +18

      I thought I was the only one😅

    • @brentonantriveonknight
      @brentonantriveonknight Рік тому +6

      Well you could have said thank you but honestly it's getting worse nowadays because people are becoming ruthless

    • @NoLimitSquad
      @NoLimitSquad Рік тому +6

      The fact that he actually made a skit on this back in his vine days proves he's the king of relatability 😎

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 Рік тому

      Reply 5

  • @Not-a-Handle-fr
    @Not-a-Handle-fr Рік тому +346

    Man I grew abs just by laughing at this guy's videos 😂

  • @twoninejay1257
    @twoninejay1257 Рік тому +7789

    this guy never runs out of real life scenarios to put into skit format bruh😭😭😭

    • @vazons
      @vazons Рік тому +104

      @@greenbat-ci4fdI doubt that means hes out of scenarios, it probably means he also has a life outside of youtube.

    • @mexifry222
      @mexifry222 Рік тому +1

      His stuff is boring and not funny anymore

    • @disgaealikerasapOG
      @disgaealikerasapOG Рік тому +76

      @@mexifry222 🧢

    • @CybernetixEvanz
      @CybernetixEvanz Рік тому +5

      Here before this gets 1million likes

    • @gaalport2997
      @gaalport2997 Рік тому +26

      ​@@mexifry222 his stuff is not changing you just miss being happy easily

  • @Swam0811
    @Swam0811 Рік тому +8142

    As someone who has social anxiety, this video is so relatable.

    • @Lordecai
      @Lordecai Рік тому +81

      Get out of town

    • @yan_dj
      @yan_dj Рік тому +35

      ​@Shакirа music 🅥 no it's not

    • @elekrono
      @elekrono Рік тому +62

      They will make sure you regret what you said lol

    • @certain_sloth
      @certain_sloth Рік тому +40

      16 seconds in I stopped watching cause it felt too real.

    • @mikeycz07
      @mikeycz07 Рік тому +1

      Same

  • @Sk_-li9yp
    @Sk_-li9yp Рік тому +99

    0:50 I love how his friend starts smiling because he’s just waiting to see how much deeper of a hole he digs

    • @blueyandicy
      @blueyandicy 5 місяців тому +8

      the smile was so relatable like "bro what are you talking about"

    • @Thenamesjamo
      @Thenamesjamo 3 місяці тому +1

      theyre both caleb 💀

    • @JustNeutral
      @JustNeutral 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Thenamesjamopretty sure they know it’s a skit

  • @megagamer0527
    @megagamer0527 4 місяці тому +149

    Bro coulda said “I was being sarcastic too” 😭

  • @apollogonzalez9881
    @apollogonzalez9881 Рік тому +4298

    One of many instances where Caleb solves the issue with instant violence while the victim screams in the most funny way possible 😭😭

    • @dapo3538
      @dapo3538 Рік тому +137

      As if the punches inflict memory loss or something 😂💀

    • @RealNaisuCinema
      @RealNaisuCinema Рік тому +77

      @@dapo3538he’s not in the situation anymore. Problem solved lmao. His whole objective was to end the conversation as soon as possible which he stated in the video… punching the guy in the face ended the conversation immediately… just say you didn’t get it next time 😂

    • @skilz9508
      @skilz9508 Рік тому +21

      Honestly i would say that the questioner is the real criminal here

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @apollogonzalez9881
      @apollogonzalez9881 Рік тому +26

      @@dapo3538 the fact that every confrontation ends with him throwing hands until they're unconscious always kills me 💀

  • @julianmendoza5089
    @julianmendoza5089 Рік тому +3818

    Damn, this felt like one of Caleb's old skits fr. The longer cut, the gray thinking shots and even the weird grunts he makes when he gets hit

    • @personontheinternet2164
      @personontheinternet2164 Рік тому +200

      You know it came from the heart when it’s not ad sponsored lol

    • @squidfeet7278
      @squidfeet7278 Рік тому +9

      Truee

    • @sadcat520
      @sadcat520 Рік тому +44

      I was thinking the same, very similar to his classics

    • @hellod4036
      @hellod4036 Рік тому +6

      I was thinking the same too!

    • @Duskforge
      @Duskforge Рік тому +45

      same, I still enjoy his newer videos but his old ones hit different and this one feels like one of them

  • @jonahsomeone1
    @jonahsomeone1 Рік тому +1147

    This is honestly just payment for being a legend in the game, and honesty this doesn't begin to cover it. I just watched the "calebcity death compilation" and the way you were able to consistently make me die laughing I just HAD to support.

    • @itsrp0701
      @itsrp0701 Рік тому +123

      @@NationalSportsEntertainmentNSE it’s 5 dollars bro get a job

    • @DehoneGuy
      @DehoneGuy Рік тому +4

      Sniperwolf Commented On My Recent Video Saying I Can Smash Im Literally Crying Right Now 🥺

    • @Ilikebugs2464
      @Ilikebugs2464 11 місяців тому +20

      ​@@DehoneGuywhy you settling for mid

    • @ob1kenobjunior208
      @ob1kenobjunior208 11 місяців тому

      ​@@itsrp0701 This comment was very shitty. Did you know that streamers, content creative and etc receive and will accept any payment they can receive? It's how they started off. No matter how much the donation is, it's thoughtful. Where the fuck is your donation?

    • @memenatsuki2577
      @memenatsuki2577 10 місяців тому

      Pfp checks out

  • @camronchlarson3767
    @camronchlarson3767 Рік тому +282

    In elementary school, around Thanksgiving, we spent a day learning about the pilgrims and what life was like back in colonial times and our teacher showed us how to churn butter. She asked if any of us had seen this process before and I proudly raised my hand and told the whole class that I churned butter every day after school. I had everyone convinced that my family never went to the store and produced all our own food at home. Flash forward to the next school assembly and my mom, who just so happened to be an old friend of my teacher at the time, approached her to say how cool it was that we were so self sufficient and my mom was understandably confused. That's when it came out what a compulsive liar I was lol but on the ride home my mom was just so confused. Why did I lie about churning butter of all things? How does that even make me look cool? Kids are stupid lol

    • @marugotofromMCGI
      @marugotofromMCGI 8 місяців тому +34

      What even 😭 like why would you lie about that

    • @camronchlarson3767
      @camronchlarson3767 8 місяців тому +23

      @@marugotofromMCGI I was a dumb kid and thought it would make me look cool in front of the whole class lol

    • @TamekaGraham
      @TamekaGraham 8 місяців тому +13

      Plot twist, this story is a lie.

    • @camronchlarson3767
      @camronchlarson3767 8 місяців тому +11

      @@TamekaGraham lie-ception! A lie within a lie...

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 7 місяців тому

      I thought it was a jerking off joke... lol

  • @jamesmcgregor7946
    @jamesmcgregor7946 Рік тому +3222

    LMAOO the “ Agreeeing to end the interaction as quickly as possible” is too relatable 😂

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @Axle_brug
      @Axle_brug Рік тому +66

      People be doin that a Lil too much like a I be like "yo we should bomb this shi" and the be like "yeah" then I'm like "wait tf"

    • @Baizenberg
      @Baizenberg Рік тому

      600th like

    • @jakebrady5531
      @jakebrady5531 Рік тому

      Everyone does it. 😆👍🏻

    • @StupidBadITCH
      @StupidBadITCH Рік тому +17

      That’s why it’s important to use phrases like “Shiii… Hell yeah” , my fav “you ain’t lying” , “word??” , “ikr” , “daam forreal?”
      I also use theses phrases when I’m not listening. Majority of the time I’m looking pass the person and thinking of something else. They just can’t tell.

  • @goldenlocks308
    @goldenlocks308 Рік тому +6193

    That "I'm sorry" under his breath when he was running really sent me 😂

    • @ediekimo9110
      @ediekimo9110 Рік тому +11

      Wanted to comment the same thing😂😂😂

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @farafyn2770
      @farafyn2770 Рік тому +24

      Man just wanted to end quickly the conversation

    • @curtisjackson4090
      @curtisjackson4090 Рік тому +19

      I didn't even hear it, I was already laughing

    • @Sebastine.N
      @Sebastine.N Рік тому +7

      ​@@curtisjackson4090 me neither💀

  • @Dejf4299
    @Dejf4299 Місяць тому +100

    "I enjoy rain, I don't consider this weather bad" whole interaction would have been avoided 🤣

    • @aiocafea
      @aiocafea Місяць тому +13

      oh really? well i remember you left early from visiting me in the hospital because you said it may start to rain

    • @miamigangbanger
      @miamigangbanger Місяць тому +4

      @@aiocafea "I just enjoy seeing rain outside and the sound of rain. Doesnt mean I have to enjoy getting drenched too"

    • @smokey2653
      @smokey2653 8 днів тому

      A lot of ppl aren’t witty and quick to think of simple excuses 😂

  • @casperazadi8844
    @casperazadi8844 11 днів тому +3

    Best response to when he said he was being sarcastic is saying that you were as well if you want to end the conversation

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 Рік тому +6635

    At this point Caleb's videos are going to become historic for recording every single type of situation in existence.

    • @Dante_S550_Turbo
      @Dante_S550_Turbo Рік тому +63

      When talking to a therapist they'll be pulling up your exact scenario in a CalebCity skit. XD

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @asrisaran5536
      @asrisaran5536 Рік тому +18

      When aliens are sifting through the ruins of humanity, they'll understand everything thanks to Celeb.

    • @gangsterman5590
      @gangsterman5590 Рік тому +2

      @@Dante_S550_Turbo 'so does this hit close to home?'

    • @giftedmind7068
      @giftedmind7068 Рік тому +1

      Turns out violence actually is the answer

  • @qng3975
    @qng3975 Рік тому +1326

    Sometimes, I just do a small lie that won’t change anything because I feels like it make the conversation go smoother

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala Рік тому +126

      my friend does this and I notice it every. single. time.

    • @nouration9685
      @nouration9685 Рік тому +93

      same.
      sometimes my closer friends go: wait really? and when I realize they are gonna take this seriously I go: naaah. and it makes the conversation even funnier

    • @myrusEW
      @myrusEW Рік тому +72

      Then you get exposed and make another lie and just keep the cycle going

    • @brysene
      @brysene Рік тому +4

      Facts

    • @goldman1996
      @goldman1996 Рік тому +24

      Yeah, and I don’t want to be the “no, actually” guy either

  • @Fwootgummi
    @Fwootgummi 10 місяців тому +75

    Relatable 😂 I’ve learned to just be honest in such hard times. Like " my bad, my brain was on autopilot and I didn’t pick up on what you said until words were flying out of my mouth." It’s awkward but people respect the honesty, we’ve all been there

  • @gravyz2cute4u
    @gravyz2cute4u Рік тому +47

    This is me at work pretending I can relate to whatever the topic is at the time.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 Рік тому +1405

    I love how all his skits with socially inept characters end with someone being knocked out, panicking, and/or running away

    • @brandonwilliams6221
      @brandonwilliams6221 Рік тому +17

      And everyone’s always in the comments with, “relatable.” Like, excuse me?

    • @SkyFall7788
      @SkyFall7788 Рік тому +35

      ​@@brandonwilliams6221 everyone wishes they could just end the conversation like that.

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @heavenlysteel8337
      @heavenlysteel8337 Рік тому +6

      Well, caveman level social skills means you might end up using caveman level social tactics.

    • @evilovesperry
      @evilovesperry Рік тому +1

      ​@@SkyFall7788 I don't. But I do understand wanting it to end

  • @goodolgregg
    @goodolgregg Рік тому +2774

    Caleb's the kind of genius that can make a conversation about the weather funny

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @dylannance4772
      @dylannance4772 Рік тому

      ​@@leeman23664 just fcking stop

  • @ULTIMATEINUYASHAFAN
    @ULTIMATEINUYASHAFAN Рік тому +15

    "Oh no... I was just agreeing to whatever he said to end our interaction as quickly as possible" 😂 most relatable thought everrrr

  • @williamstark9568
    @williamstark9568 Місяць тому +4

    Wow. I love how this guy has captured every awkward moment you have ever been through as a person.

  • @Gemini4747
    @Gemini4747 Рік тому +524

    This is not small talk, this is an interrogation 😂😂

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @cgamejewels
      @cgamejewels Рік тому +13

      ikr

  • @El1society
    @El1society Рік тому +6853

    back in 2nd grade my teacher made us sit in a circle and talk about what we did over the weekend. my life is very boring so i would always say park or the mall. one day i said i went to the park over the weekend completely forgetting it was practically storming the entire time. she said just that and i was like ‘oh it was another park in another state’ as if it was important for 7 year old me to go to the park no matter the weather

    • @liagamer4265
      @liagamer4265 Рік тому +691

      Felt that boring life, I was just honest and said I didnt do anything except stay at home lmao

    • @LuzMaria95
      @LuzMaria95 Рік тому +49

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JREwithin
      @JREwithin Рік тому +261

      As if going to a different state didn't warrant saying that first LOL

    • @dmas7749
      @dmas7749 Рік тому +62

      same i don't really like talking about myself

    • @youtubewatcher4955
      @youtubewatcher4955 Рік тому +291

      As you grow older you literally just answer that question with “Chillin” covers a lot of situations.

  • @bubba_dont_wanna_hugga
    @bubba_dont_wanna_hugga 11 місяців тому +40

    Little does Caleb know, running is futile because it's still raining outside

  • @kokokrkr84
    @kokokrkr84 Місяць тому +3

    “Every day is a good day as long as I see you smile homie” always works with me 😂

  • @Duke_Exeter
    @Duke_Exeter Рік тому +8886

    This reminds of the one time my dad was talking about the weather and I was like, "yeah, I wish it would snow already" and he was like, "it snowed yesterday" and then I realized I had napped through it and it all melted by the time I was awake, but instead of explaining that we just each looked at the other awkwardly like the other person was crazy.

  • @CodyStriker
    @CodyStriker Рік тому +1674

    "I sincerely hope so because I have no clue"
    That quote describes too many peoples' lives way too accurately

  • @electro_cutesa8173
    @electro_cutesa8173 8 місяців тому +7

    I felt the "I'm sorry"😂😂😂

  • @theppcaca
    @theppcaca Рік тому +8

    God i felt this so much. Like damn bro stop asking me questions im just saying literally the first thing that comes to mind. I suck at conversations.

  • @LoveHandle4890
    @LoveHandle4890 Рік тому +431

    Nothing like lying in conversation to keep the conversation interesting and going.

    • @juandedomenico4306
      @juandedomenico4306 Рік тому +9

      This is so real

    • @njux1871
      @njux1871 Рік тому +13

      "you've seen it, right?"
      "of course." NO I HAVEN'T why am I lying?
      "i was soooooo mad, like, bruh, come on George, why'd you have to kill him like that? Fucking moron.
      "he was kinda hot tho."
      "... what. he's FOUL bro. the way he killed Johnny with the sledgehammer? bro."
      "well well well. *smiles knowingly*" I WANT TO SEE THAT SHOW
      "anyway im crushing for this and that" WHAT AM I DOING
      anyway. something about "you HAVE to see it :0" makes me so mad that I'd rather get spoiled for some reason lol.

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @J.A.huscher
      @J.A.huscher Рік тому +2

      I be fabricating entire events with detail in conversations for no reason

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem Рік тому

      Just play DND lol.

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola Рік тому +9728

    Caleb really just be swinging on air sometimes and making some of the funniest content you'll see on youtube huh

  • @septemberjai5216
    @septemberjai5216 2 місяці тому +2

    “Ohh no is he pulling out his phone for confirmation” ☠️

  • @sadovuato
    @sadovuato 5 місяців тому +3

    Nah the key is you go “I was being sarcastic lol”

  • @Sklounst_Actual
    @Sklounst_Actual Рік тому +307

    I like that the only thing the roommate doesn't question is that he went to Dubai for like half a day to "see family" lmao

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @treasurechestgaming8423
      @treasurechestgaming8423 Рік тому

      ​@@leeman23664 finnaly, its not here

    • @amybeelicious
      @amybeelicious Рік тому +2

      Right when that is impossible to do because of the long plane trip alone lmao

  • @BeefZone
    @BeefZone Рік тому +2463

    *@**1:33** That "GAHHHGAHGAH!" Made me bust out the ugliest caught-off-guard laugh*
    Caleb is officially the king of making the funniest damn sounds for when he gets hit in his videos. I hope to God he randomly sees this comment, because he has to know the World needs a compilation video of all the random ass sounds he's made throughout the years of his skits!

    • @danielgrimes1413
      @danielgrimes1413 Рік тому +63

      Yo I didn’t expect that Shit either 😂😂😂 I’m still replaying it Great shout out.

    • @kungfootmaster
      @kungfootmaster Рік тому +42

      It had a lil bounce to it 😂😂😭😭

    • @Wra8h
      @Wra8h Рік тому +12

      Sounds like "bodygaurd" in Crash Bandicoot

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @thesoundmajors9858
      @thesoundmajors9858 Рік тому +9

      That's literally Caleb's signature.... 😂

  • @Orrinton
    @Orrinton Рік тому +2

    "but apparently he's a weather expert!!" lmfaooooo

  • @lobodesade6780
    @lobodesade6780 Місяць тому +13

    "Usually it don't rain in Dubai" that aged like a fine milk.

  • @jazerlewis309
    @jazerlewis309 Рік тому +380

    This is me for real, spouting lies for literally no reason and then sitting there having to act like I didn't just tell somebody I haven't eaten all day when I just had Popeyes 2 hours ago.

    • @oakuvalentine7734
      @oakuvalentine7734 Рік тому +56

      nahhhhh fr bruv, I be saying some random ass shit then coming up with whole ass novels just to make it make sense

    • @theonlythingihavetosayis9333
      @theonlythingihavetosayis9333 Рік тому +32

      ​@@oakuvalentine7734 ikr. It's so dumb but tiring. People be catching you off guard with some of these questions and then you can't sit there and think too long about some of them

    • @leehaiko3999
      @leehaiko3999 Рік тому +19

      I do the opposite, lie about having eaten already to avoid having to accompany someone to the college dining hall even though I haven't eaten all day.

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 Рік тому +6

      Why are you ok with lying?

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks Рік тому +4008

    Most relatable video Caleb has ever made

  • @AndreNovaes_
    @AndreNovaes_ 9 місяців тому +5

    He could have said "Yeah, I like rainy days" and that's it 😂
    Great video as always!

  • @mookymookymooo
    @mookymookymooo Рік тому +12

    Dude your acting is head and shoulders above 90% of people who make videos in this format. I'm hooked

  • @danieljung785
    @danieljung785 Рік тому +657

    Why is Caleb’s answer to awkward situations always violent murder 😂

    • @Selithein
      @Selithein Рік тому +87

      quick, effective, eliminates the source of the problem 😎

    • @laserproof
      @laserproof Рік тому +25

      Do you have another idea mr smarty pants?

    • @Vex331
      @Vex331 Рік тому +16

      He was backed in a corner okay?

    • @corvallisflux903
      @corvallisflux903 Рік тому +10

      The solution that never fails him

    • @ally4629
      @ally4629 Рік тому +8

      it gets me every time too 😂

  • @hobovan.
    @hobovan. Рік тому +565

    this is so relatable, i've had to flee my home multiple times because i was lying to get out of a social situation and ended up punching the other person

    • @cocacao
      @cocacao Рік тому +32

      i hope you said you're sorry as you were running away

    • @hobovan.
      @hobovan. Рік тому +21

      @@cocacao of course i did, what am i, a knave?

    • @blueskies382
      @blueskies382 Рік тому +1

      Lool 😭😆

  • @ediekimo9110
    @ediekimo9110 4 місяці тому +3

    Introvert life in summary "Agreeing to the other person so that the interaction is as short as possible"

  • @kevinnolan4280
    @kevinnolan4280 Місяць тому +21

    1:00 UA-cam recommending this right after Dubai experienced its most rain in 75 years

  • @xilentjay4298
    @xilentjay4298 Рік тому +184

    Every introverts worst nightmare 😢

    • @KRG802
      @KRG802 Рік тому +8

      Mos def mine💯

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 Рік тому +2

      If you're an honest person from the start shouldn't be a problem.

    • @150Hello
      @150Hello Рік тому +4

      ​@@cfoster6804 It's only an issue when you try to stand out or end the conversation with something that's an obvious lie only to get caught in the act and look stupid 😂

    • @machinaowl910
      @machinaowl910 Рік тому +11

      @@cfoster6804 Most people don't want people to be truly honest. People say they do but trust me lmao. You don't want someone that hates talking to be like "I don't feel like talking to you so please go away". There are basic lies and then there are white lies that even honest people use to avoid hurting other people's feelings. I just get annoyed when the lies are obvious.

    • @greenmile5948
      @greenmile5948 Рік тому +5

      FR!! I’m a shut in and every time I try to make small talk with new people they talk about things that I’m not interested in or haven’t heard of! But of course, they’re offering their personal interest and I can’t just say no to that otherwise, I’ll seem like a jerk! 😖😖

  • @tha_circuitt777
    @tha_circuitt777 Рік тому +85

    1:33 we got a little bit of classic Caleb there😂😂😂

  • @Jamie-nd1ii
    @Jamie-nd1ii 11 місяців тому +7

    I can’t!!!😂😂
    The script is so funny! I also loved the editing choices made-the closeups and the sound effects you used. This was just so good!

  • @hamstersdailylife4938
    @hamstersdailylife4938 3 місяці тому +1

    I have to make so many lies in a small talk. I have to pretend my parents didn’t force me to drop out of college, that I haven’t been suffering from mental illness over the past decade or so, the fact I’m an antinatalist and hate talking about having kids, that I’m in debt and my life is just a downwards spiral, I have zero aspirations in life and the only reason I’m staying is from fear of pain, etc.

  • @hirvale
    @hirvale Рік тому +95

    It's how he whispered "I'm sorry" while running away that got me 🤣🤣

    • @sh0ts420
      @sh0ts420 Рік тому +2

      had me dying lmao

  • @anairam9156
    @anairam9156 Рік тому +759

    As someone who is socially awkward. This is very relatable lmao

    • @lindahamilton2996
      @lindahamilton2996 Рік тому +3

      joe

    • @Solobuddy
      @Solobuddy Рік тому +20

      Same people be talking about stuff in my town but I barely know places or anyone since I stay home all day

    • @kaiTakateru
      @kaiTakateru Рік тому +8

      Including punching your friend so you can get away from them?

    • @theonlythingihavetosayis9333
      @theonlythingihavetosayis9333 Рік тому +33

      ​@@kaiTakateru *specifically* that part

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

  • @ablosch2452
    @ablosch2452 Рік тому +6

    I feel like many of the kids I used to talk about my favorite TV shows and comics books and video games with would basically do this just because they didn’t watch them and wanted to act like they know about the show, and act interested when I probably was just boring them or annoying them.
    Like one time I distinctly remembered around when I was in High School. I said something like “Did you catch the newest episode of Dr. Who? Man that new character (Made up a name to trick them, forgot exactly what the name was) was so awesome.” One of them just said something like “yeah I agree he was cool.” Then I was like “Hah! There isn’t any character in the show named that. Have you just been agreeing with me whenever I talk about Dr. Who just to end our conversation and look interested, but never watched Dr. Who?”
    I eventually stopped chatting about such shows and games and movies in high school because I realized how few of my classmates seemed to know and were just ad-libbing it, and weren’t actually caring.

  • @ministerofhiswill
    @ministerofhiswill 6 місяців тому +2

    small talk on the job is the worst

  • @itsjusttmanakatech1162
    @itsjusttmanakatech1162 Рік тому +150

    I have been in this situation. I played it off as sarcasm. I literally opened the door, pointed at the rain and said “bruh see, its f-ing beautiful out rn don’t even lie”

    • @kaldurskipper6821
      @kaldurskipper6821 Рік тому +31

      I mean, if it's between this and murder... it's a hard decision to make🤔

    • @carmagurl317
      @carmagurl317 Рік тому +7

      Haha smooth smooth !

  • @AJMarraffa
    @AJMarraffa Рік тому +956

    Relatable as hell, lol. I used to do this when I was younger bc my social anxiety was through the roof, but I'm better about being honest now. The risk is not worth it 😂

    • @LinNeTule
      @LinNeTule Рік тому +33

      You grew! Wahoo 😊

    • @Lucas_Simoni
      @Lucas_Simoni Рік тому +21

      @@LinNeTule She is a big girl now. Making her mamma proud. 🤗

    • @dadon914
      @dadon914 Рік тому +24

      yes please just be yourself 😭

    • @monkiram
      @monkiram Рік тому +42

      I have social anxiety too. I’m convinced we’re the most honest people on earth because the risk of being caught is way more terrifying than it’s worth

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 Рік тому

      Reply 5

  • @Danbecker000
    @Danbecker000 Рік тому +4

    First video I've seen from you.
    So fucking funny, I instantly subscribed.
    I'm so excited to go through your back catalogue, this shit really brightened my day.

  • @lunarnico
    @lunarnico 8 місяців тому +2

    Whenever I get in these kinds of situations I just say "im js messin wit u haha" and pray they don't say anything 😭😭

  • @Jibril_Adaov
    @Jibril_Adaov Рік тому +328

    So often his character resorts to violence when the situation gets tricky or stressful.😂 classic Caleb

  • @Dre_Key
    @Dre_Key Рік тому +25

    Should’ve just said “my bad I was tripping man” instead he doubled down then committed a murder😂😂

  • @SinaAla
    @SinaAla Місяць тому +5

    Watching this right after the floods of Dubai…

  • @juststranger7200
    @juststranger7200 Рік тому +7

    Stop it Caleb,You always make me laugh 😂

  • @darkmatter1721
    @darkmatter1721 Рік тому +44

    1:03 "recently tho"
    *"no"*

  • @TayTayKemp
    @TayTayKemp Рік тому +712

    Most relatable video Caleb has ever made….literally had an extremely similar conversation with my boss today….I can’t stop going through my mind if he thinks I’m stupid or crazy at this point 😅

    • @jwztete480
      @jwztete480 Рік тому +29

      Why can't people just admit they didn't listen and say sorry in stead of to continue lying like that😭👌🏼 And then we complain about these cringe situations we experience

    • @avengingme
      @avengingme Рік тому +11

      He thinks both, you should move and change your name

    • @TayTayKemp
      @TayTayKemp Рік тому +6

      @@jwztete480 preach man preach 😭 imma work on it

    • @TayTayKemp
      @TayTayKemp Рік тому +8

      @@jwztete480 it’s a part of social anxiety, you wouldn’t know unless you experience that

    • @user-hv5rv5ox2x
      @user-hv5rv5ox2x Рік тому +4

      Stop lying problem solved

  • @eloyverum9423
    @eloyverum9423 Рік тому

    I swear on everything that this channel is one of my top 3 favorites 😂😂😂

  • @johnisrael5022
    @johnisrael5022 Рік тому +5

    Caleb is a very deeper thinker to be able to come up with theses everyday situations.

  • @IncognitoOrange
    @IncognitoOrange Рік тому +100

    damn, as an anxious person this is relatable as hell

  • @christophercampbell6884
    @christophercampbell6884 Рік тому +129

    1:29 After realizing he was an alien (knowing that an average person doesn't know that much about the weather) he knew he had to do something to protect Earth and prevent the alien from gaining too much intellect from our species. So, he got up and hit him hard enough that he disabled his human cloak thus turning him back into an alien, which explains the non-human sound he produced after being hit. He then ran to contact the authorities for them to deal with the situation in the most efficient and safest manner possible.

  • @Absol_hunt
    @Absol_hunt Рік тому

    These videos are always a pleasure

  • @tissah4444
    @tissah4444 Рік тому

    I see u upgradin yo spot caleb 👏🏾 👏🏾 black elevation ♥️

  • @ICONICMARQO
    @ICONICMARQO Рік тому +311

    the fact that you’ve remained HILARIOUS for all this time 😂😂😂😂😂 me and all my homies love calebcity

    • @NoLimitSquad
      @NoLimitSquad Рік тому +8

      If his content doesn't *BANG* ....he dies. Yknow that, right? He dies?

    • @Lagatron777
      @Lagatron777 Рік тому +3

      @@NoLimitSquad oh jeez..

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

    • @Lagatron777
      @Lagatron777 Рік тому +1

      @@leeman23664 🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @calabrais
    @calabrais 40 хвилин тому

    The guy who pulls out his phone to fact check you on something this trivial is like nails on a chalkboard

  • @komodotheism8519
    @komodotheism8519 25 днів тому

    "agreeing to whatever they said to end the interaction as quickly as possible" is how every single interaction i'm a part of goes

  • @pedrotalons1422
    @pedrotalons1422 Рік тому +37

    0:45 This is the part where you say "well, guess I'm trippin"

  • @justanothergamer64
    @justanothergamer64 Рік тому +66

    I love how these videos just start normal and end with pure insanity

  • @Tayjack2
    @Tayjack2 Рік тому

    Bro, thank you you made my day 😂 always be one of my favorite UA-camrs top three

  • @blueskies773
    @blueskies773 Рік тому +1

    I’m definitely the looker-upper. Now I know what they be thinking when they say this 😂

  • @PaintingWinterMusic
    @PaintingWinterMusic Рік тому +12

    There should have been a plot twist where it turned out the weather guy was lying about it raining so he could fit into the conversation.

  • @Spacebugg
    @Spacebugg 4 місяці тому +11

    "I was being sarcastic"
    "I was too lol"
    "oh lol"
    And now they're the idiot. Works every time.

  • @ericaruggles6309
    @ericaruggles6309 Рік тому

    😂🤣😭Thisa was so perfect.
    Thank you for making me feel normal

  • @ducksleycadetD.C.S
    @ducksleycadetD.C.S Рік тому +140

    That's not necessary, this is going to be hilarious from Caleb😂

    • @leeman23664
      @leeman23664 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/bePBjhSAfs8/v-deo.html Finally it’s here🤠

  • @PatShmula
    @PatShmula Рік тому +99

    I love when he narrates his thought process, shit is always funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @joywheaton5123
    @joywheaton5123 10 місяців тому +3

    The sounds Caleb always makes when he gets hit! 🤣🤣☠️ Gets me every time!

  • @soniahabtom1786
    @soniahabtom1786 7 місяців тому +1

    For some reason the “WHyyy WHYYY WHYYYY” killed me

  • @charleskehl1142
    @charleskehl1142 Рік тому +118

    If your goal is to end the interaction as quickly as possible legit just say "Nah man no clue what you're talking about" the first time they say something. Doesn't matter if you're an expert in whatever they said. They will immediately lose any desire they had to talk to you lol.

    • @MrBoo703
      @MrBoo703 Рік тому +101

      "Hey, what's your name?"
      "Nah man no clue what you're talking about"

    • @DMitsukirules
      @DMitsukirules Рік тому +32

      But this also has social repercussions.

    • @willies545
      @willies545 Рік тому +68

      "Sir, step out of the vehicle"
      "nah man no clue what you're talking about"

    • @charleskehl1142
      @charleskehl1142 Рік тому +16

      @@MrBoo703 Works every time. 😎

    • @charleskehl1142
      @charleskehl1142 Рік тому +5

      @@DMitsukirules That's true!

  • @RenwinRaccoon
    @RenwinRaccoon Рік тому +37

    So defeated, his thought on 1:20 is just a swear. Got him in check! 😂😂😂

  • @proletariennenaturiste
    @proletariennenaturiste 4 місяці тому

    I like the rain, so a rainy day is a good one. It brings me joy and is calming.

  • @dropd1695
    @dropd1695 Рік тому +3

    Man its been years and Caleb's videos still slap

  • @frostmint3584
    @frostmint3584 Рік тому +11

    As a Person with social anxiety, I too resort to violence whenever my Cover is about to be blown.

  • @TheLastGuardian30
    @TheLastGuardian30 Рік тому +95

    I remember getting into conversation with a bunch of friends who started discussing basketball. I casually mentioned I watch it too (even tho I’m not a sports fan and have never seen an NBA match in my life). The discussion started getting more intense and I started answering with generic responses until I mentioned a player who I watched a few years ago but my friend told me he retired in 2017 or something and I just laughed it off saying I have bad memory and I must be thinking of some other dude lol

  • @MMATVPRODUCTIONS
    @MMATVPRODUCTIONS Рік тому +4

    This man had me spit out my drink lol.

  • @epistaxisss
    @epistaxisss Рік тому +2

    That's my every conversation basecally

  • @eggsandwich5278
    @eggsandwich5278 Рік тому +20

    I once remember when an advertisement company rang our home during Christmas and the dude was really nice. He asked me how my day was and asked about my family. I ended up being a mother of two older boys who had moved out but come over regularly, and was cooking Christmas dinner for the family.
    Im a lad who was in secondary school at the time

  • @TheFullydiamond
    @TheFullydiamond Рік тому +26

    i am convinced this man never runs out of ideas

    • @samp2651
      @samp2651 Рік тому

      yet you ran out of IQ