That would be an excellent addition for survival or for airplane company's. If your in a wooded area at night it would definitely give your position for a rescue team.
Imagine chilling at home with your stoner homies on a dark winter evening, and suddenly a blinding beam of light, bright as day, shines through the window, just for a second, and then it's gone 😂😂
"You can see the dogs over here" *points flashlight at 2 completely blind dogs*
TurboKangaroo frfr 😂😂😂🤣
TurboKangaroo you are so so very very cool
Sorry dog!
If a dog can speak English. The dog probably called this hand held energy gun as 'stun gun'.
@@hotrods1970s you are so so very very jealous
Imagine sleeping and your neighbour is switching on the sun
Playing god in the neighborhood
"LET THERE BE LIGHT!"
Nothing like seeing the sun come up from the west at 2 am hahahaha
@@nohand322 exactly lol
Thinks he is being abducted by aliens
Perfect for exploring haunted houses. Any ghost will be blinded by the powerful light. 😆
I wish I could buy this for my explorations
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
They’ wouldn’t be blind the house would get cleansed thinking they’re in heaven
I need this in the alan wake game
That what I was thinking. If all the ghost hunters use this it would make their life hunting easy
*points flashlight at forest*
"Oooh. Look at them critters scramble!"
"...the trees are on fire."
"Real bright, though."
LOL
LMFAOAAOAO
xkcd 1603
You meen gremlins
Hahahaha
I need that for my bicycle for those who drive in the city with their highbeams on..
Same
😅😅😅🤣🤣
Lol same here
Woooooooo Wonder what happens in a pair? Nah, it will be ban as a weapon
Give 'em them Uno Reverse Card
Safety is #1 priority "blinds dogs"
"...where safety is #8 priority."
He was just cooking the dogs for the Asians lol
Lone Surviver 😂
Lone Surviver hhahahahahahahhaha
I was just about to comment on that! Then I saw yours. Totally agree on blinding the dogs!
Look at my dogs... now they are hotdogs.
this comment is underrated XDD
😂
Johnnie Walker hahahaha😂
OML LOOL
😂😂😂
When life gives u lumens
make a fire
Make lumenade
Leo 🚄
Lume n aids
Lumen AIDS
- Excuse me, do you have a lighter?
- Here, use my flashlight!
"A fun toy"
Me: points it at friend and he dies
Rise Of The Epic Scout hahahahhaahhahahahah
Rise Of The Epic Scout 😂
Like the nuke scene from terminator
Point it at him and do this 8:24
You go to jail haha
I’m surprised the battery isn’t a nuclear reactor
😂😂👍🏾👍🏾😂😂👍🏾👍🏾😂😂👍🏾👍🏾
If this battery explodes like the vaper battery I think you see an atomic boom...
Lemme get my Fusion Cores for this
it's 8*samsung 40T 21700 Li-ion battery
@@HerbertGaming етта тро
"Always point it in a safe direction" *blinds his dogs*
Hunter Dunn imagine experimenting with lots of mirrors in an open field. That would be bright and scary.
Poor doggy
Lol ikr
Lol
Yea, the moment he point it to his dog, I feel so sorry for that poor little guy ....
"This is a must have fun toy for $700"
-CrazyRussianHacker 2019
Yeah a toy that sets stuff on fire when you point at it
India costs 500inr
We install in car fog lights
500/- rupees? Kahase?
@@sistermajumder7481 can find at any garage motor accessoeries shops just ask fir led fog lights they will provide u
@@SaurabhYadav-hh7yq that's a smd fog lamp,totally different from this.
That would be an excellent addition for survival or for airplane company's. If your in a wooded area at night it would definitely give your position for a rescue team.
6:08 "BOOM! How krazy is that?"
😂😂
Iz dat
Thanks lol
Sun on, sun off. Sun on, sun off.
😂🤣
kids in the future with their futuristic toys and the neighbours on the other planet beside getting pissed off
😂
Clap on clap off
,😂👍🏾😂👍🏾😂👍🏾😂👍🏾
I've watched this guy for years and I still enjoy his vids
Boom! 😂
Same
ah yes, enslaved sun
Earl Vincent Baliguat HAHAHAHAHAHA
NOISE
Bryan BD ok
ah yes enslaved blindness
6:50 100000lumens Where's the dog at?
6:59 700lumens You can see the dog right here
Dog: Crying Blindly
Lol
😂
:(
*if i get this my neighbors will see a sun rising from west at 1 in the night everyday*
1 at night everyday? Hmmmm 😂
Hello handsome. 😊
Good bro
Smoooth 24 hours in a day!! A full day incorporates night as well.
Bye bye demons, weird creatures and other in dark rooms. Imagine when they use this flashlight in horror movies. A whole different ending.
What about a blind demons?🙄
@Tyrone Taylor Really
Use on hwy tailgaters.
@@k.raikhan3106 they melt
670$ to make someone blind in less than 0.5 seconds, great
And then you can cremate the body to hide the evidence..
points it at his dogs
A laser pointer will blind someone much cheaper!#
If you attach a convex lense to it you get a remote control fire. That may be more appealing
@@gargamelgamingotherstuff6727 use it with a big magnifying lens
the flashlight from Luigi's Mansion games
Lol
cenarous 1.Price for the Best comment
cenarous 🇺🇸MAGA🇺🇸
😂 True
Imagine accidentally pointing to a mirror
My grandma with this light coming to kitchen while me having midnight snack...
This flashlight is brighter than my future for sure.
LOL 😂
69
I think even smartphone display light is brighter than our future
TK boiii even the dark is brighter than my future
Nikos Grouzis true
Look how big that is.
-CrazyRussianHacker 2019
Thats what she...
@@RenaissanceBro you got it before me
Beeg
Это то, что она сказала!!!
oHhH loOk aT DiS fLUsHligHT
* points it directly at his dogs *
Oh yeah, cut me off I dare you. I'm gonna fit this to my car.
Would make very effective defensive weapon at night especially if set to max. You could easily cause eye damage and probably blind people permanently.
“My fingers are two big”
-Crazy Russian Hacker 2019
Boom!
Booooom
*too
There fixed it
@@mudd1691 too*
Salesman: Ok, you want a flashlight, how many lumens?
Me: yes.
Ahahhahah. I know that the joke is over used by it is still funny to read it :)
8:25 just gave someone a seizure
Yikes
"WOAH"
Legend has it that those dogs are still blind to this day.
Imagine you're carrying this while walking around the city then there's this truck that has high beam on and the rest is history😂
Imagine you're about to be mugged and you whip a flashlight on the dude 😂
Good thing he didn’t point it in the camera, maybe we would’ve been temporarily blinded
Stas Glory or permanently
A hand-held flashbang
Stas Glory is that possible??
Yo I was scrolling through the comments and I just realized that you beat me to it lol
to scare something in the forest or someone you mean permanently blind a bear
Richard Suarez and set the bear on fire! Lol
6:48 The Last of Us
😂
2:55 You forgot to say "Boom!" lol
I'm going to order this flashlight to scare the ghost who lives in my basement.
8:21 “The fen is Iranian”?
JOEY SNAKEYES 360 exactly 😂
"The fan is running"..
Da fyen izi rraaanyin
Onion
9:25 one more lust test
8:25 man's just yeeted everyone who has epilepsy
6:52 In case you wonder why your dogs keep running into things...
Electric fan
This would be really convenient for a horror movie character.
Every star in the galaxy is a crazy russian hacker reviewing flashlights
700$ on Amazon.....🤔
30$ in China 😂
Only difference is the China one lights itself on fire instead of the paper
Or just get a spot light
You can get it for $500 from china with a coupon.
700$! Amazon fba price gouging
We can get an IPhone 📱
7:56 .. when you throw a flashgrenad in games
"Ohhh supar bright"
"It smokes really instantly"
--Taras Kul
Matei Mosneaga lol 🤣🤣
Police officer: shines his flashlight at him, "license and registration".
Person: shines this light back at him
blinds the officer enough for an escape*
"this is a must have toy" if you want to put everything on fire yes haha
At a $700 price tag I would have read the directions before playing with it lol
I see your new here
Instructions*
@@Scatt2k7
Shut-up. Same difference.
i can make instructions for you to read that costs $1600
Turas: use this with caution
Also turas : this is a must have TOY
Taras*
Next video : Cooking an egg with a flashlight. Ultimate survival flashlight. BOOM
This is more like a floodlight..smaller version.
Finally something I can use when someone is driving with their high beams on behind me
The world’s brightest flashlight available to the public.
I wonder how bright flashlights the militqry have access to?
@@jaynee8581 A lot brighter than this flashlight that's for sure
I heard that the millitary flashlights can reach the 300000 lumens
@@wizdog5840 Maybe they can only they know the answer
@@UltimatelyEverything they actualy use the ones off amazon the top of the range ones like acebeam l30
Imagine someone is breaking in ur house with that flashlight
Perfect weapon for breaking house. Gotta buy one
Squeak open the eyes to see the person
(whispers) *I THINK HE IS OVER THERE MAKE A BREAK FOR IT*
0:11 “Worlds brightest flesh light???”😂 am I on the right website
*tightest
😂😂😂
You put "batteries" in the "flashlight"
😊😀😁😂😅😂😅😂😅!!!!!!!!!
0:33 is better
super
When you swith to full power how much recoil does it have.
And god said:
_“L E T T H E R E B E L I G H T !”_
Haha underrated
and there was light.
Let there be lumens
GOD*
@Bike Life_93 doG
I guess I didn’t know that I needed a $700 flashlight until now
Ill buy a drone instead
"it's Hugh Mungus"
- taras, 2019
Did you just sexually harass me?!
Big chungus
My hero
This is the flashlight I would want in order for me to over come the game “Slender man”
Yooo this guy still around? I remember watching him years ago peeling an egg.
Yes he is he will be staying around for the whole decade now I remember watching him when I was 7 or 6 I think I am now 13
Next episode : How to blind someone with the most powerful torch
with this torch now gordon can call batman from anywhere
For that price I would expect some sort of focusing from wide to to thin beam tbh
The sun: I'm the biggest source of light in the solar system
This light: I'm about to end this man's whole career
imagine if this is in your bag and turns on by accident
holy shi- people must thought i'm an angel
"In Russia Flash light tests you"
In Mother Russia flashlight starts campfire
That’s in CCCP
Poor dogs are blind now. xd
it's a mini bat signal, holy cow, you could signal aliens from a different freakin' dimension with that!
Imagine seeing hundreds of zombies after switch on 6:45
Simon C lol
I’ll switch it off
Days gone real life mod
@@fhood2011 then the zombies disappointed
I even found it blinding when you shined it at the white wall on video 😂
Some people see a regular flash light, I see an ar attachment🔥
Exactly ...
🤘🏼
Make it a strobe light
u mean space shuttle attachment so they can see your night launch before it launches right?
FOX RIDER is a man who takes lives
9:15 Hugo is wearing a cone, what happened to him?
He broke his neck on the last experiment now he blinded him on this experiment
@7:02 For sale: 2 blind dogs
I love how "silent" the vent is......................
I need to shine at the police to show them how it feels when flash their lights at me 🤣🤣🤣
6:07
i'm blind
Lyjer
There is a Tom Clancy novel where the CIA uses a light like this to stun enemies.
My fingers are too thick, boom.
-CrazyRussianHacker 2019
It's ironic that he is calling himself a but he has a American Flag in his Yard
imagine accidently droppinig it on dry woods at night and causing a wildfire.
the camera adjusts and makes all settings look the same
Amazing! I wonder how an aircraft landing light compares in lumens?
Ahhh...your dogs are blind now 😬😵
Imagine chilling at home with your stoner homies on a dark winter evening, and suddenly a blinding beam of light, bright as day, shines through the window, just for a second, and then it's gone 😂😂
The fan on that is as loud as my computer fan on full blast
put it straight up and try if it cook a egg than it`s a survival flash light 😂😂😂
and you can beam the egg like the batman logo in thy sky 😂
You can eat eggs raw
You can eat flashlights raw as well
If only alan wake had that flashlight instead of a toy he was carrying.
You made my day
Also imagine of this was the ultimate upgrade to his flashlights
7:05 the moment doggo lost his sight 😂
0:39 that’s what she said
Who click this after seeing markiplier testing this?
Me
Me
Hey bro it would be nice if you could put this up against other flashlights like a Maglite for example to compare. Thanks for this
Yes doing comparisons with other flashlights would be great 👍
"Look how big that is"
-Crazy Russian Hacker 2019
so you have 2 incredibly bright flashlights now :D
This torch: *Exists*
Pyromaniacs: 🔍
The brightness of this light reminds me of the video when Photonoicinduction powered the 20,000 Watt light bulb in the house and then in the garden.