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  • @tomdarrington
    @tomdarrington 10 років тому +85

    I've got 99 problems and a woman is the source of around 47 of them. I'm having trouble making this rhyme.

    • @nothingreally6680
      @nothingreally6680 10 років тому +6

      Try lying and say they aren't problematic whatsoever.

    • @Steve27775
      @Steve27775 9 років тому +7

      "I got 99 problems, and my bitch takes up 47, I should dump her fat ass, then I'd be in heaven."

    • @tickpootheactualguy
      @tickpootheactualguy 9 років тому +6

      Looks like your 47 problems each liked your comment

    • @nothingreally6680
      @nothingreally6680 9 років тому

      TheOwlsTyler You da man.

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 9 років тому

      Steve27775 ... I cringed at that rhyme...

  • @YoungKnoccOut
    @YoungKnoccOut 10 років тому +27

    Solange is officially Jay Z's 100th problem

  • @traceyjordan7485
    @traceyjordan7485 10 років тому +11

    Happy Birthday Shawn Corey Carter aka Hovie Baby!! #TBT💯💲👍💏 One of my fav Jay Z joints!!!😉

  • @LaCheleWallace
    @LaCheleWallace 10 років тому +56

    I was never the biggest Jay Z fan, but I do like a handful of his songs. I like the lyrics to this song. The first few lines were nice.

    • @terrancew9056
      @terrancew9056 10 років тому +1

      Yeah its nice. To bad he completely ripped off Ice-T and Bun-B's flow, lines and cadence for the song. Smh

    • @LaCheleWallace
      @LaCheleWallace 10 років тому +4

      Terrance W OKAAAY! Jay Z was like, these kids don't know Ice T and them so let me just put my spin on it.

    • @terrancew9056
      @terrancew9056 10 років тому +2

      LaCheleWallace​​ And he felt the same about Big Bun. He owe half his publishing to Violetta Wallace and the other Half to Bernard Freeman. Thats why Pimp C used to diss him on UGK albums every chance he got. He ripped off so many Bun B/UGK ryhmes that it should be criminal. Smh 

    • @wise7531
      @wise7531 10 років тому +3

      Same i only like few of Jay Z songs . I like Nas more cause he always came with some knowledge rap. Nas had lot more to say.

    • @occaboutbeauty1
      @occaboutbeauty1 10 років тому +1

      Gurl I thought I wuz the only 1 who just wuz not that n2 him!😴😕😑

  • @BrownBoy0695
    @BrownBoy0695 10 років тому +23

    Im asian, so I got 99 problems but school aint one

  • @MaZaKeRaL
    @MaZaKeRaL 10 років тому +64

    If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but Solange aint 1..

    • @05Rudey
      @05Rudey 10 років тому +3

      Nice.... lol

    • @mwj216
      @mwj216 10 років тому +2

      Solange IS 1.

  • @LXnavarro23
    @LXnavarro23 10 років тому +89

    I guess he has 100 problems now!

  • @juantorres6986
    @juantorres6986 10 років тому

    Jay z you have been blessed with a great talent, just keep bringing out more and more music, God Bless You And Your Family.....

  • @13isnotunhappy
    @13isnotunhappy 11 років тому +73

    Back whan Jay Z was good

    • @SkyIrony
      @SkyIrony 10 років тому +36

      get off the bandwagon of "insert artist name" used to be good. I swear I see that on every video. Just enjoy and appreciate the new and old stuff.

    • @SoulEaterTey
      @SoulEaterTey 10 років тому +1

      SkyIrony its true

    • @coolestusername1234
      @coolestusername1234 10 років тому +3

      SoulEaterTey no it's not

    • @bobbybob9414
      @bobbybob9414 10 років тому +1

      this song isnt even that old.

    • @MonsterLegit101
      @MonsterLegit101 10 років тому

      69 likes.

  • @tuipoderino6871
    @tuipoderino6871 11 років тому +16

    Jay killed it

  • @tajb2595
    @tajb2595 11 років тому +43

    rick rubin is a monster

    • @488arie
      @488arie 10 років тому

      what did he do?

    • @tajb2595
      @tajb2595 10 років тому +16

      488arie
      He transforms at the full moon

    • @ramansb1213
      @ramansb1213 10 років тому +7

      488arie he made this instrumental

    • @dbj77
      @dbj77 10 років тому

      The man is THE best producer of all time, IMO. Your mileage may vary of course.

    • @luvpants2012
      @luvpants2012 10 років тому

      Yes Rubin is a genius

  • @alexf2695
    @alexf2695 9 років тому

    Rick Rubin is awesome ! Great prod ! Salute of a french's fan

  • @AlltimeConspiracies
    @AlltimeConspiracies 10 років тому +59

    Illuminati?

    • @haninngway
      @haninngway 10 років тому +2

      laminate?

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 10 років тому +1

      Can't believe I actually found you guys here. This is the last place I expected you guys to comment on :P

    • @TheSchnarfSchnarf
      @TheSchnarfSchnarf 10 років тому +1

      Holly ima subscriber

    • @sauravkoirala5644
      @sauravkoirala5644 10 років тому +1

      Henry Willby nigga are you fucking stupid. That was not even meant for you.. Dafuq is your problem lad?

    • @6perfectweapon
      @6perfectweapon 9 років тому

      who gives a shit? :D

  • @SargeRho
    @SargeRho 11 років тому +13

    If you're going too slow, I feel bad for you son.
    I got 99 boosters all in stage 1.

  • @r3v4n21
    @r3v4n21 10 років тому +37

    Damn, 240p and uploaded in 2006 fuck taht is oldschool.

    • @R3furbished
      @R3furbished 10 років тому +40

      if you having quality problems i feel bad for you son

    • @r3v4n21
      @r3v4n21 10 років тому +3

      maks medvedyev
      No, dont have any problem with the quality

    • @sojasauce3054
      @sojasauce3054 10 років тому +6

      if 2006 is considered old school within hip hop, then my ass should be americas next president

    • @r3v4n21
      @r3v4n21 10 років тому +6

      Jezzy Baby
      No, i said this because this one of the oldest youtube videos i know.

    • @KidKapamTv
      @KidKapamTv 10 років тому +2

      Jezzy Baby in 2006 98 was considered old school in terms of music to most people

  • @MsRocka92
    @MsRocka92 10 років тому +2

    His best song ever!!! That beat is sick!!!

  • @The__Creeper
    @The__Creeper 10 років тому +34

    Dear Jay-Z,
    They do not need a warrant to search your car.

    • @The__Creeper
      @The__Creeper 10 років тому +4

      ***** Not as long as they have probable cause.
      web.archive.org/web/20050825214358/www.fbi.gov/publications/leb/2005/august2005/august05leb.htm#page22
      There are even circumstances where the police can enter your house without a warrant.
      All they have to do is claim probable cause and they can literally rip apart your car or kick down your door.
      You don't need a warrant to do a lot of stuff.

    • @The__Creeper
      @The__Creeper 10 років тому +6

      ***** Um...no. All they need is the belief that something is wrong. There is no "bullying you into it."

    • @autumnjustus902
      @autumnjustus902 10 років тому

      ***** it was good enough to be n a rap so its OK!😏

    • @The__Creeper
      @The__Creeper 10 років тому +1

      ***** In America, they also need probable cause. In certain instances, it has been shown that they had no probable cause.
      However, who would agree to let anyone search them? Very few people would willingly submit to a search of their person or property unless forced.

    • @2MarcelaTH
      @2MarcelaTH 10 років тому

      The Creeper wow! Look a the creeper coming to an argument with the facts!
      Nice.

  • @niske1620
    @niske1620 11 років тому +26

    1 gift for valentines day but a bitch aint one XD

  • @DanFrederiksen
    @DanFrederiksen 10 років тому +3

    "I got 100 problems and a bitch is one, Hit me Solange!"

  • @PXFification
    @PXFification 10 років тому

    This is, & will forever be one of my absolute favorite songs, along with Public Service Announcement, incontrovertibly.

  • @raekiesha
    @raekiesha 10 років тому +4

    Jay-Z is going to do a new 2014 version - it will start "I got 99 problems and that b**ch Solange is defo one !" LOL !

  • @eduarddv00
    @eduarddv00 10 років тому +43

    i played 99 heroes but pudge aint one. hook me

    • @zachmdful
      @zachmdful 10 років тому +7

      DotA?

    • @Roba98tt4tman
      @Roba98tt4tman 10 років тому

      zachmdful
      Nice (y)

    • @MrPimpJohny
      @MrPimpJohny 10 років тому

      Best comment i've seen in last 2 weeks :D

    • @eduarddv00
      @eduarddv00 10 років тому

      MrPimpJohny not everyday i can think of comments like this tho

  • @Mettziclip
    @Mettziclip 10 років тому +4

    I got 99 problems but a bench press ain't one

  • @djohnsonharvey
    @djohnsonharvey 11 років тому +1

    I feel like a complete badass listening to this. Like the type of badass that walks away from explosions... that isn't just me is it?

  • @geomarko4161
    @geomarko4161 10 років тому +4

    if your having coke problems i feel bad for you son i got 99 ounces 100 dollars for one HIT ME *snorts line*

  • @mthendevu
    @mthendevu 10 років тому +4

    So Solange was 1 .... lol the 100th problem lmao ... hahaha

  • @johngleason1776
    @johngleason1776 10 років тому +15

    I know this guy who got cheated on by his girlfriend and he made a post about it on Facebook. I posted this song in the comments. Am I an asshole or what?

  • @iamcodizzle
    @iamcodizzle 10 років тому

    when this song first dropped it was stupid hot. before the video. fresh off the press. had me in awe of how sick it was.
    YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE RICK! ITSCHABOY!

  • @mememaster-pj7xn
    @mememaster-pj7xn 9 років тому +15

    I got 99 problems but a meme ain't one

  • @KlaPzCA
    @KlaPzCA 10 років тому +6

    If you're having weight problems I feel bad for you son,
    I got 99 extra pounds cause I just lost one, HIT ME !

  • @MrCheddar69
    @MrCheddar69 10 років тому +4

    Guess he has 100 problems now...

  • @lawdfesf8080
    @lawdfesf8080 11 років тому

    Sick song. 10 years old and peeps still listen to it.

  • @Mr432scott
    @Mr432scott 10 років тому +9

    2006, god damn that was awhile ago

    • @CBright7831
      @CBright7831 10 років тому +12

      Actually, the song came out in 2003 on The Black Album, and the video for it was released in March-April of 2004. I remember this because it came out my senior year of high school and it was (and still is) one of my favorite songs.

    • @Mr432scott
      @Mr432scott 9 років тому

      You realize that my profile picture has nothing to do with the video, nor should it affect the way other interact with me on UA-cam, but two can play at that game. Modern-day christianity is a total fabrication and the very reason i don't attend the churches of today ~ modern-day christianity is a "shake-n-bake" religion filled w/additives and deprived of key spiritual elements long since removed by those who make religion their own and no longer respect it as God's word manifested through Jesus Christ ~ in fact, only a "real" christian would understand what i just said.

    • @Rembrandtswagster
      @Rembrandtswagster 9 років тому

      Go watch your show made for 5 year olds :)

    • @Mr432scott
      @Mr432scott 9 років тому

      So watching Spongebob is bad to

    • @Rembrandtswagster
      @Rembrandtswagster 9 років тому

      Mr432scott What does that have to do with anythingv

  • @quaddy_goon
    @quaddy_goon 10 років тому +5

    V Forentidy This is one of his best song imo

    • @jordanthompson3337
      @jordanthompson3337 10 років тому

      i prefer the actual song m8 jay z ftw m8

    • @quaddy_goon
      @quaddy_goon 10 років тому +2

      V Forentidy His older songs are really good.

  • @insertnamehere8288
    @insertnamehere8288 10 років тому +5

    Cause Beyonce.

  • @Bigmexand2010
    @Bigmexand2010 11 років тому +1

    really luv the 2nd verse.......

  • @codexix8582
    @codexix8582 10 років тому +10

    I GOT 95 THESES AND THE POPE AIN'T ONE!!!!

  • @Hellmarch123
    @Hellmarch123 10 років тому +4

    Bitches or not, 99 problems is still a shitload of problems...

  • @feedmedotcom
    @feedmedotcom 11 років тому +3

    i got 99 problems and google+ is like 90 of them

  • @epicnoscoper
    @epicnoscoper 9 років тому

    Well se how smart you are when the k9's come "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one " damn that was fire 🔥🔥🔥

  • @fafa335
    @fafa335 11 років тому +3

    ICONIC

  • @solangeoliveira5650
    @solangeoliveira5650 11 років тому +3

    MUUUUUUITO BOMMMM!!!!!

  • @jordmax12
    @jordmax12 10 років тому +3

    i got 99 problems and solange is one

  • @THECLARENCES
    @THECLARENCES 11 років тому

    Goin' Back To Cali video part 2! Love it!

  • @skiza3729
    @skiza3729 10 років тому +4

    i got 99 pens but a bic aint one

  • @dark971597
    @dark971597 11 років тому +7

    Battlefiaeld3?

  • @ajfromthepark5484
    @ajfromthepark5484 10 років тому +3

    22,000th comment

  • @Jtownprice
    @Jtownprice 10 років тому +2

    Now he's got 99 problems and Solange (sis-in-law) is 1 of them!!

  • @gamesinhd365
    @gamesinhd365 10 років тому +3

    100 now

  • @MrBobopoe
    @MrBobopoe 10 років тому

    Sick Rick Rubin.
    His best beat.

  • @XxzHaNdBuCket
    @XxzHaNdBuCket 11 років тому

    After a terrible break-up 4 days ago, this song definitely made me feel better.

  • @spookyjonesmusic
    @spookyjonesmusic 11 років тому

    I dig the drum sound. Raw. Rick Rubin production fo sho.

  • @ApartmentViews
    @ApartmentViews 11 років тому

    How did I not know this was the the inspiration for the beat/melody for Samberg and Chris Parnell's Lazy Sunday? Wow. I'm so slow.

  • @jannuhhh
    @jannuhhh 11 років тому

    I love this song. Thanks for the upload.

  • @mutton836
    @mutton836 11 років тому

    Was this ever released as a CD single? It's timeless music

  • @ronit1822
    @ronit1822 9 років тому +2

    Obama be like I got 99 problems but Romney ain't one

  • @Erkin547
    @Erkin547 9 років тому +2

    If you have 99 problems i feel bad for you man,
    I don't have that much troubles, just a crush is one.

  • @Hpn0tisT
    @Hpn0tisT 10 років тому +4

    Who else came here for the Solange references? Lmao!!!

  • @thepoptropicashow
    @thepoptropicashow 10 років тому +4

    99 problems and she's all 99 of them...hahaha.

  • @ashleyestevez9973
    @ashleyestevez9973 10 років тому

    I got 99 problems and Solange is one! She hit me!

  • @TheRantMaster53
    @TheRantMaster53 10 років тому

    The second verse is one of the funniest things I've heard.
    Also, 1:47 Heisenberg cop!

  • @GerolamoUrsidYulin
    @GerolamoUrsidYulin 10 років тому

    I am a declared Chrristian. This is GOOD. Even very good.

  • @Banabanaify
    @Banabanaify 10 років тому

    "I have 99 problems" after an elevator with Solange "I have 99 problems and a BIG relly one"

  • @0IIIIII
    @0IIIIII 10 років тому +1

    The chorus is hilarious.

  • @Frestyl12
    @Frestyl12 10 років тому

    You know the type! Loud as a motorbike, who wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight.

  • @Trusten-rw2st
    @Trusten-rw2st 11 років тому

    Very strong and POWERFUL song, awesome to !

  • @tobijones3533
    @tobijones3533 11 років тому

    2014..Still Rocking In Mah Beats..

  • @TheFleeingPhoenix
    @TheFleeingPhoenix 11 років тому

    A fucking timeless classic.

  • @cgmelody6422
    @cgmelody6422 10 років тому

    "If you havin' girl problems, I feel for ya son, I got 100 problems and Solange is one! She-HIT ME!"

  • @DommyXMommy
    @DommyXMommy 10 років тому

    Haha! My middle school is across the street from the Marcy Projects. ;p

  • @gawainfraites7994
    @gawainfraites7994 10 років тому +1

    You got 100 probs now Jay, ask Solange lol lol

  • @ShawnBen
    @ShawnBen 10 років тому

    I like this song. This the way I feel most of the time.

  • @iambangaboymusic
    @iambangaboymusic 10 років тому

    Man this shit is a fuckn classic

  • @XxzHaNdBuCket
    @XxzHaNdBuCket 11 років тому

    This is the best song to listen to after a break up.

  • @CURRYpuffsRus
    @CURRYpuffsRus 11 років тому

    'I woke up in a new bugatti' for Franklin.

  • @rpvilleneuve
    @rpvilleneuve 10 років тому

    Damn that's a mighty fine gs. Wonder if he's running NA-T

  • @100Stratusfiedx
    @100Stratusfiedx 10 років тому

    This beat still goes hard.

  • @hayydenlong
    @hayydenlong 10 років тому +2

    "Son do you know what I'm stopping you for?"
    "Cuz I suck and I'm whack and I can't do flows? Do I look like a mind reader sir? IDK?"

    • @itskelvinn
      @itskelvinn 10 років тому

      ***** He was trying to say Jay-Z is whack and has no flow. He wasnt trying to say "Im a better rapper than Jay-Z." But I do disagree with him.

  • @BlueJDMMR2
    @BlueJDMMR2 11 років тому

    Hank Hill: If you're having Grill problems I feel bad for you son.
    I've got 99 problems but Propane ain't one.

  • @ucookin
    @ucookin 9 років тому

    50 was hotter than the sun in 03, but 10 years down the road i have to say the black album was a better record then get rich or die tryin' and i bought em' both back then

  • @maryharris8723
    @maryharris8723 10 років тому +2

    I Have 99 Problems And A Man Ain't One.

  • @nocturnismd1401
    @nocturnismd1401 10 років тому

    Can someone tell me when this song was out exactly?

  • @clamentae
    @clamentae 11 років тому

    He has some pretty good current songs, ever heard 100 dollar bill?

  • @IFrameRodger
    @IFrameRodger 10 років тому

    Not only a great song, but a great video as well I think.

  • @Hscott410_
    @Hscott410_ 11 років тому

    Respect to Hov for this...Hes speaking to the young black male expierience

  • @Warriorjd286
    @Warriorjd286 10 років тому

    I got 0ne hundred problems and Solange is one, HIT ME!

  • @rebell2868
    @rebell2868 11 років тому

    99 Problems with the Neighbor ! 120dB Bass !

  • @wonderbread06
    @wonderbread06 11 років тому

    Like Jay said in "Takeover"..."You made it a hot line, I made it a hot song"

  • @coreym8145
    @coreym8145 10 років тому +2

    I got 99 problems and Solange is one, HIT ME!

  • @visforvegan730
    @visforvegan730 10 років тому +1

    I guess Solange is Jay's 100th problem.

  • @RaloRichie
    @RaloRichie 11 років тому

    Dope track we need old Jay Z back

  • @dianafrazer9927
    @dianafrazer9927 10 років тому

    Damn that third verse came back at him!

  • @TheChesterKiwi
    @TheChesterKiwi 10 років тому

    The same sample that's scratched in What I've Done by Linkin Park is in this song >.>
    Why didn't I notice this before.

  • @spaceepandaa
    @spaceepandaa 9 років тому +2

    Hov is the most disrespected MC, I swear.. Y'all better learn to respect the king!

    • @DrawQuick2014
      @DrawQuick2014 9 років тому

      Everyone who isn't Eminem is disrespected on youtube

    • @spaceepandaa
      @spaceepandaa 9 років тому

      Tru, but it seems like the cool thing to hate on Hov more than anyone else. These young Drake stans bad mouth Hov because they're scared he'll end Drizzy and the funny thing is they've usually only heard post-BP3 Jay. It's more the ignorance that bugs me, not just their retarded proclamations.

  • @blackshademorris5762
    @blackshademorris5762 11 років тому

    still loving this in 2013

  • @savierlittlejohn5246
    @savierlittlejohn5246 9 років тому

    👍if you're still jamming to this song in2015

  • @an0ther
    @an0ther 10 років тому

    Love this video. Such a poor quality, and then still very dynamic and smooth :D

  • @sly17171
    @sly17171 11 років тому

    loving the ending, nice hook!

  • @ag2407
    @ag2407 11 років тому

    That second verse saved my ass one time.

  • @TheRedy333
    @TheRedy333 10 років тому +1

    I got 99 problems but illuminati's just one.
    HIT ME!