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  • @meaghanmcgovern9496
    @meaghanmcgovern9496 2 роки тому +10101

    i'm convinced cody knows EXACTLY what goblincore is with that impressive goblin mode he broke out

    • @StummerVogel
      @StummerVogel 2 роки тому +116

      I looked up goblincore and it's not at all what I imagined. Way too clean and cutesy. I'm so disappointed. I'm glad Cody didn't look into it.

    • @moomosachs1031
      @moomosachs1031 2 роки тому +1

      As a dude who is personally a weird motherfucker, I was astonished.
      Like that's behavior for me to be busting out. Not for the Cody's of the group. Just would've assumed he wouldn't even know where to begin with acting that weird at all lmaooo.

    • @agrobots
      @agrobots 2 роки тому +28

      Goblincore is the best sub-genre of metal. It’s like a cross between Deathcore and Wizardcore. It definitely slaps harder than Metalcore

    • @revolverboy1314
      @revolverboy1314 2 роки тому +31

      @@l0g4nn goblincore is cottage core for girls who pick up random animal bones they find on the ground

    • @StummerVogel
      @StummerVogel 2 роки тому +30

      @@l0g4nn I don't get why it's called goblincore. My image of goblins is more like D&D, ugly and dirty. Not cute little fairies.

  • @gracie20
    @gracie20 2 роки тому +6538

    love that Cody accidentally discovered his own love for goblin time during this.

  • @mariahclinkscales
    @mariahclinkscales 2 роки тому +7727

    Imagine being Kelsey and waking up to hear Goblin Cody from downstairs start laughing maniacally about trinkets out of fucking nowhere

    • @Ohwhale79
      @Ohwhale79 2 роки тому +19

      Poor Kelsey 🤪

    • @PaulaRuizGuillen
      @PaulaRuizGuillen 2 роки тому +27

      praying for Kelsey

    • @gilliganmcneuter4550
      @gilliganmcneuter4550 2 роки тому +5

      I'm absessed with Cod and obviously Chelsea I will be at there at the time they are consume

    • @radgodvibes
      @radgodvibes 2 роки тому +3

      @@gilliganmcneuter4550 umm...huh? Abscessed? Okay, that I get, you obviously ment obsessed but "you'll be there when they are consumed" and besides finding it to be pretty creepy I am really, really curious what that means. Could you please clarify that if you read this? I know it's silly I'm truly curious, not just teasing ya. Thanks

    • @gilliganmcneuter4550
      @gilliganmcneuter4550 2 роки тому +3

      @@radgodvibes I was just attempting a very generic comment which, as you pointed out, came off pretty creepy But I don't take it back Deuces ✌💋

  • @doggothegoodboy
    @doggothegoodboy 2 роки тому +4994

    I am convinced that I have never seen Cody experience pure joy until the moment he heard goblin noises for the first time

    • @Sarah-dv1eh
      @Sarah-dv1eh 2 роки тому +42

      I crieeeed at this part

    • @jared699
      @jared699 2 роки тому +44

      I don't think this was his first time. He's Goblincore to the soul.

    • @doggothegoodboy
      @doggothegoodboy 2 роки тому +18

      @@jared699 it was truly his calling card lol

    • @23Raymond
      @23Raymond Рік тому +21

      His face at 2:28 was a little too excited

  • @samk7777
    @samk7777 2 роки тому +19357

    Ngl cody got into goblin mode a little too fast…

    • @WuntaykTimmy1
      @WuntaykTimmy1 2 роки тому +874

      It's him, he wrote that post to try to normalize it.

    • @markt5090
      @markt5090 2 роки тому +168

      He's 100% been there before.

    • @SleepyChloeFist
      @SleepyChloeFist 2 роки тому +195

      I zoned out while texting a friend, and when I started paying attention again, he was still doing goblin stuff. 🤣

    • @alanadawn5980
      @alanadawn5980 2 роки тому +85

      he didn’t seem all that surprised about goblincore

    • @nateharvey4197
      @nateharvey4197 2 роки тому +19

      35 seconds in

  • @ashleyesch8868
    @ashleyesch8868 2 роки тому +2202

    cody has taken up the goblincore lifestyle suspiciously fast

  • @ih8morganhunter
    @ih8morganhunter 2 роки тому +1645

    cody’s realizing how free it feels to be a goblin

  • @movielikemoments
    @movielikemoments Рік тому +1140

    I found the sentence "I'll be having that" so hilarious I started using it around my boyfriend to see if I could get him to add it to his vocabulary.... and it worked 😂 I love hearing him say "I'll be having that" now randomly in everyday conversation not knowing where it came from 😈

  • @thelittlecaravanner7748
    @thelittlecaravanner7748 2 роки тому +9453

    I'm not sure anything will ever make me laugh harder than watching Cody make himself laugh by making feral goblin noises 😂

    • @k.k.7797
      @k.k.7797 2 роки тому +75

      *someone’s dead bird*
      Cody: looks like we have a new trinket 🤪🤪

    • @luckydude2231
      @luckydude2231 2 роки тому +1

      Feral goblin. As opposed to a domesticated one 😂

    • @briannerichardson179
      @briannerichardson179 2 роки тому

      Same oh my god

    • @kcaustin904
      @kcaustin904 2 роки тому +6

      As opposed to tame goblin noises

    • @Alessandro-vl8bu
      @Alessandro-vl8bu 2 роки тому +7

      Feral goblin implies there are domesticated goblins

  • @noone-gf5op
    @noone-gf5op Рік тому +262

    Cody trying to immitate the goblin to prove how weird it is, and unironically getting way too into it is the funniest thing I've ever seen. he oddly proved how it kinda makes sense to do lol

  • @elylizz
    @elylizz 2 роки тому +1557

    cody actually wrote that goblin confession

    • @dawooziest
      @dawooziest 2 роки тому +8

      I will cry, this is so funny

    • @jared699
      @jared699 2 роки тому

      Isn't that frowned upon? I don't know. I'm kinda new here.

  • @amandainbloom
    @amandainbloom 2 роки тому +813

    The contrast of Noel laughing at every dead dog story and Cody being genuinely sad about the smooshed parrot

    • @CHloE748
      @CHloE748 2 роки тому +77

      Noel is great, but I will always love Cody more, he’s such a soft boy inside lol. I wonder how Cody felt at first when he first started having Noel on his channel, and the comments went insane for him, to now being just as famous and popular as him. I know they are best friends so he’s obviously happy about it, but you can’t say that wouldn’t jolt you at first

    • @linneascameraroll
      @linneascameraroll 2 роки тому +77

      @@CHloE748i literally had to stop watching noel and the pod bc of how often he talks about killing animals its so fucking weird like what

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 роки тому +19

      @@linneascameraroll ngl, I’m a casual fan and don’t watch the podcast, caught a few bits here and there. Is this really a thing? You’re right, very weird.

    • @heinzbeans1827
      @heinzbeans1827 2 роки тому +44

      @@digitalharmony26 I think cause he was one of those kids brought up on live leak videos, cartel murders and all that (stated in past videos). Ig that attributes to his morbid sense of humor.

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 роки тому +19

      @@heinzbeans1827 I get having a morbid sense of humour, I definitely do but I feel if he does it enough for others to recognise a trend it’s a little weird but idk the guy so 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @broketostoke
    @broketostoke 2 роки тому +1382

    Goblincore really killed it for Cody. Homie was traumatized instantly.

    • @KalebC4
      @KalebC4 2 роки тому +46

      Traumatized? Bro liked it 💀

    • @evanforst7272
      @evanforst7272 2 роки тому +30

      Looked it up and its not what i was expecting. I was imagining someone basing their style off like a warhammer goblin for some reason. Its like cottagecore with slight goth vibes and plenty of trinkets

  • @Itsatragedeigh
    @Itsatragedeigh 2 роки тому +524

    My best friend from high school confessed to a bomb threat that was made our senior year. She wanted to get out of a test and panicked. The threat was found the next day, so she still had to take the test AND live with the terror of being caught. Funniest part about it is that she did not tell a soul until she told me - THE NIGHT BEFORE MY WEDDING OVER 10 YEARS LATER.

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 Рік тому +67

      She was living with the guilt and couldn’t hold on to it any longer

    • @sarahcrawford189
      @sarahcrawford189 Рік тому +35

      I had a friend do the same around 9 10th grade but she DID get caught and have to take the test and people called her the unibomber for the rest of high-school

    • @BettyButterflyDarbyshire
      @BettyButterflyDarbyshire Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому +16

      The fact that your best friend confessed a federal crime to you the day before your wedding is making me p1ss my pants 😂

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay 2 роки тому +829

    These confessions make me look like a sane person who’s got everything figured out in life

    • @spreest9537
      @spreest9537 2 роки тому

      Except for the butthole person. That's a big brained post.

    • @reoopc5060
      @reoopc5060 2 роки тому +12

      Honestly though, the kids that unplugged all the buses so they didn’t have to go to school the next day seem pretty solid.

  • @temple19198
    @temple19198 2 роки тому +567

    if cody ever gets tumblr he will immediately understand just how little he truly understood about goblincore lmao

    • @toastybastard1234
      @toastybastard1234 2 роки тому +8

      cringe

    • @temple19198
      @temple19198 2 роки тому +79

      @@toastybastard1234 no one word answers, not a full sentence, F+

    • @dlfbfbdbx8723
      @dlfbfbdbx8723 2 роки тому +6

      @@temple19198 bro was actually so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm actually laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂 so hilarious hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

    • @MurphysSlaw992
      @MurphysSlaw992 Рік тому +9

      ​@@temple19198 Savage.

    • @mrtophat12
      @mrtophat12 Рік тому

      Just don't ​@@dlfbfbdbx8723

  • @reneebroski
    @reneebroski 2 роки тому +1146

    just imagine kelsey walking by codys office and hearing him pretending to be a goblin, and thinking what the fuck is he doing now 😭

  • @jdhorror
    @jdhorror 2 роки тому +2432

    I watched this video a couple weeks ago and had to come back to comment about the events that just took place in my home....
    I was telling my wife about the goblin story after I watched it cuz it was hilarious. I guess my 6yo daughter overheard the story, because tonight I heard her giggling in her room, I went up to see what was so funny. She had one of my hoodies on (I'm 6'3" so she was completely covered) she was hunched over with her pillowcase full of trinkets, from her own room, creeping around like a goblin saying "I'll be taking this" then laughing her ass off. I damn near pissed my pants laughing. She told me she heard me talking about it and it sounded like a fun game and she was bored in bed tonight and remembered it. So she went ahead and started playing, and I quote "trinket goblin". I honestly can't stop laughing. I wish I could share the pic in this comment because she got really REALLY into her goblin role. I can't breathe it's so funny.
    I just had to share this here.

    • @kirataylor5199
      @kirataylor5199 2 роки тому +118

      Oml this is amazing 😂

    • @mackenziepruitt2444
      @mackenziepruitt2444 2 роки тому +47

      ahaha love this

    • @emmamills02
      @emmamills02 Рік тому +65

      Absolutely amazing child

    • @jdhorror
      @jdhorror Рік тому +138

      @@emmamills02 She really is. She's my favorite human being on this planet.

    • @UFC_PICKS
      @UFC_PICKS Рік тому +54

      @@jdhorror what if this is how it started with the guy in the thread and she will now inspire another goblin😂

  • @eringrupp3399
    @eringrupp3399 2 роки тому +327

    I'm surprised Cody never made a "Goblin deez nuts" joke

  • @cmegan06
    @cmegan06 2 роки тому +433

    I lived in an 8 person house in college and one of the guys would sometimes go goblin mode. He was like a 5'0 extremely pale but oddly muscular guy who would literally crawl around on all fours hissing sometimes, especially when drunk or high. It was funny except he would also like hide under my bed while I was in the kitchen and pop up behind me when I got back

    • @JacobJavor
      @JacobJavor 2 роки тому +11

      lol

    • @Scynthor
      @Scynthor 2 роки тому

      what the fuck

    • @anublsunder
      @anublsunder 2 роки тому +24

      WTF

    • @lurklingX
      @lurklingX 2 роки тому

      wtf the hissing........... for some reason that's the line. haha. would scare the f outta me, to come around the corner and HISSSSSSSSSSSS before i see 'im. but also the hiding under the bed. WHAT'RE YOU, A GOBLIN CLOWN??

    • @genn.623
      @genn.623 2 роки тому +8

      Hell noooo

  • @joewilliams4248
    @joewilliams4248 2 роки тому +398

    Cody did that goblin impression a little….too good 🤨

  • @huntercupples9614
    @huntercupples9614 2 роки тому +49

    The callbacks on this video were SOLID! Every time he brought back a joke he made previously, it was so unexpected and HILARIOUS

  • @allisonsarahbeth_
    @allisonsarahbeth_ 2 роки тому +1703

    I'm shocked that Cody doesn't know how bad things are at Amazon. It goes way beyond not being allowed to use the restroom.

    • @dominicv964
      @dominicv964 2 роки тому +57

      It is not bad AT ALL at my location. My coworkers and I do whatever we want. Varies between location and management stop spreading false information lol

    • @MorningMindfulness
      @MorningMindfulness 2 роки тому +166

      @@dominicv964 well my location was fucking hell on earth

    • @bkk1996
      @bkk1996 2 роки тому +208

      @@dominicv964 maybe you're spreading misinformation bc of your one anecdotal experience. Plenty of other workers have exposed their terrible working conditions so maybe just be grateful your experience isn't like most

    • @dominicv964
      @dominicv964 2 роки тому +16

      @@bkk1996 What led you to believe that I am not grateful? My friend works at a separate location and has no issues whatsoever, he is actually the reason I started working for Amazon. You could say a percentage are bad but I don’t think it’s fair to go around saying everyone is experiencing mistreatment when I can tell first hand that that is not the case.

    • @ceetee110
      @ceetee110 2 роки тому +38

      For real.... How is this the first time he's heard that? They're all over the internet/news since their employees are trying to unionize.

  • @votzko
    @votzko 2 роки тому +396

    you know cody is an old man when he starts talking about raisin texture and how he likes dried foods

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 роки тому +15

      Thank you for being the only comment out of 50 I’ve read that wasn’t about Goblin Cody 😂

    • @jared699
      @jared699 2 роки тому

      If he's considered old then I should be dead by now.

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 роки тому +5

      @@jared699 not sure if you’re new around here but it’s a running joke in the community that Cody is an old man lol it’s been a joke for longer than I’ve been here 😊

    • @jared699
      @jared699 2 роки тому +1

      @@digitalharmony26 Yes, I am pretty new. My bad. Thanks for the clarification.

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 2 роки тому +3

      @@jared699 my pleasure, hope you’re enjoying your time in this corner of UA-cam 😊

  • @k.k.7797
    @k.k.7797 2 роки тому +169

    Idk why but Goblin Mode is oddly comforting. Maybe we all gotta go Goblin Mode sometimes

  • @oktofry
    @oktofry 2 роки тому +354

    No way Cody doesn't regularly go Goblin Mode, he seems well-practiced

    • @malik87breaker
      @malik87breaker 2 роки тому +7

      He is opening up. He wrote it self :P

  • @mothwoman
    @mothwoman 2 роки тому +422

    when i’m home alone i like to put on a specific white dress and run around my house pretending i’m a ghost

    • @Kawa-Yuki
      @Kawa-Yuki 2 роки тому +34

      I do that too but with a sheet. I know it’s a little cliché but it’s the proper way to do it.

    • @mothwoman
      @mothwoman 2 роки тому +18

      @@Kawa-Yuki that’s amazing :O i have a long white old looking dress from a thrift store lol

    • @Kawa-Yuki
      @Kawa-Yuki 2 роки тому +12

      @@mothwoman that’s probably a much better looking costume than mine 😆 it’d be good for like an old Victorian style ghost

    • @patienceholmes841
      @patienceholmes841 2 роки тому +33

      Every time there's a power outage I put on a long white dress I have and light a candle and wander around my small studio apartment with it in my hand like I'm a ghost lady from 1700's.

    • @cosmicdust2668
      @cosmicdust2668 2 роки тому +6

      i love you

  • @vianna5220
    @vianna5220 2 роки тому +72

    LOVE THIS (btw so Cody doesn't worry, Goblincore isn't actually acting like a goblin, you just decorate your home to feel like your interpretation of a goblin's home- he should check out some goblincore rooms tbh)

  • @keyleanicole1137
    @keyleanicole1137 2 роки тому +2082

    cody limping around acting like a troll is the funniest shit i’ve seen in a MINUTE
    edit: sorry y’all i combined cody ko into kody LMAOO

  • @seiashun
    @seiashun 2 роки тому +93

    Cody having so much fun pretending to be a goblin tells me he is in fact into goblincore

  • @xxcryptidxx9148
    @xxcryptidxx9148 2 роки тому +164

    As someone who works in food, the doordash grub hub etc always gets stollen off the shelf. Though I hate the company I work for, during a stressful fast paced day and finding out an order has been stolen makes that day worse

    • @IchimatsuTrashneko
      @IchimatsuTrashneko 2 роки тому +5

      facts. but tbh when that happened i told the doordash drivers that it aint my fault and they would just need to cancel it

    • @patienceholmes841
      @patienceholmes841 2 роки тому +10

      Right? Cause then we get yelled at or have to hustle even more to replace the order and keep on top with other orders.

    • @gdadder
      @gdadder 2 роки тому +3

      @@IchimatsuTrashneko shouldn’t you guys make his order again? That’s like stealing his money if you don’t and I definitely feel like that’s against the law lol I work in food as well and that’s what we’d do anyways.

    • @IchimatsuTrashneko
      @IchimatsuTrashneko 2 роки тому +10

      @@gdadder door dash refunds when something goes wrong, when it's busy we can't just remake it. That's how my McDonald's did it

    • @gdadder
      @gdadder 2 роки тому

      @@IchimatsuTrashneko ahhh I see, that makes sense lol

  • @jamied8717
    @jamied8717 2 роки тому +72

    The thought of the goblin guy having the "post nut clarity" of his little charade and having to put all the shit back from the trinket sack. 😂😂😂 Like he just has to clean the house after he's done. Lmaooo. Like dinner is cooking and he has to shamefully put his silverware back in the drawer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MultiSuperPotato
      @MultiSuperPotato 9 місяців тому +1

      This thought is so fucking funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @lisakayeplug
    @lisakayeplug 2 роки тому +284

    the goblin skits are so fucking funny

  • @kaciedurso
    @kaciedurso 8 місяців тому +9

    The fact that Cody calls back to goblin time every time he does a confession video makes me think he’s doing goblin time once a week at home 😂

  • @eliabrown8435
    @eliabrown8435 2 роки тому +28

    I love the idea of going Goblin mode. Honestly, I hate cleaning up really anything or doing chores, so this may be the motivation and the piece I was missing

  • @deepinmythots752
    @deepinmythots752 2 роки тому +9

    The “trinkets” editing at 3:12 was absolute gold as was the intro. This new editing is fireeee

  • @finalhexgirl
    @finalhexgirl 2 роки тому +200

    i need to see kelsey and cody going goblin mode together. i can just imagine kelsey walking around and picking up chili's stuff saying "ill be having that."

  • @giovannitaveras9031
    @giovannitaveras9031 2 роки тому +66

    Imagine Cody going into the bedroom while Kelsey is sleeping and just goes “I’ll be having that” in his goblin voice and then throws her into his sack

  • @jaymesigler6402
    @jaymesigler6402 2 роки тому +144

    Goblin man is adorable. Love that for him. I hope it helps him deal with stress.

  • @sarah.ccarroll
    @sarah.ccarroll 2 роки тому +25

    cody is absolutely going to unironically go goblin mode the next time kelsey leaves him home alone

  • @spookyjupi
    @spookyjupi 2 роки тому +43

    The goblin bit had me laughing out loud in my tutoring lab while working on homework. Best laugh I’ve had in a while.

  • @davin3737
    @davin3737 2 роки тому +20

    Cody acting like a goblin is the funniest thing i have ever seen. i was literally laughing so hard

  • @idajohannessen6584
    @idajohannessen6584 2 роки тому +324

    This was so funny and nice to watch as a break in a otherwise stressful exam week, thank you for making awesome content!🥰

    • @prospect8245
      @prospect8245 2 роки тому +7

      felt this one 😭(are you norwegian btw??)

    • @bluelove502
      @bluelove502 2 роки тому +3

      I am Norwegian! Are there more of us here?😄

    • @musicbystefan
      @musicbystefan 2 роки тому +8

      Dude same...I am writing chemistry tomorrow but Cody's goblin noises make me forget about that

    • @27834-c
      @27834-c 2 роки тому +1

      Same I have an exam in a few days too😭

    • @jasminegill7000
      @jasminegill7000 2 роки тому

      i watched this while studying for my chemistry exam haha 🥲

  • @palooski227
    @palooski227 8 місяців тому +29

    ah yes the age old goblin joke. anybody revisiting from the 5 fifth graders, one mole video?

  • @ropadope1452
    @ropadope1452 2 роки тому +51

    Goblin dude is living his best life and I’m jealous

  • @BreaktheShade
    @BreaktheShade Рік тому +8

    Never laughed harder at a YT video than this one. That was actually hilarious, his impression of the goblin walk and sounds were just amazing, thank you Cody XD

  • @Dreh_Er
    @Dreh_Er 2 роки тому +122

    All throughout school I was in SPED (Special Education) for dyslexia and ADHD.
    The room that I would go to to complete schoolwork and receive help from was called the CMC.
    I figured out in middle school that teachers were unsure of how to approach learning disabilities etc and so, when I didn’t want to do work, would excuse myself to the CMC for ‘help’.
    Basically, I would go to the CMC, hide my earbuds with my hair, and watch Naruto for hours until the bell rang

  • @giddyup523
    @giddyup523 2 роки тому +25

    I like how in the one story that uses the word trinkets and is about sneaking in and stealing things, Cody doesn't break out the Goblin impression. He knew it was too obvious. Class.

  • @11ui55
    @11ui55 2 роки тому +342

    The main difference between Cottagecore and Goblincore is that the aesthetics of Cottagecore is inspired by the romanticized western agricultural lifestyle while comparatively, on the other hand, the aesthetics of Goblincore is inspired by the goblins, which are related to the ugliness or dirtiness in connection with nature also, it can be expressed by any plants or animals.

    • @hecknfrick4236
      @hecknfrick4236 2 роки тому +9

      Thank you c:

    • @6235river
      @6235river 2 роки тому +26

      Why the difference needs to be explained is beyond me. Those aesthetics couldn't look more wildly different from each other.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 2 роки тому +8

      @@6235river probably for people who have never *seen* either one? By the name you could be like “ah, a cottage deep in the woods sounds like where a goblin would live”?

  • @DingusDoofer
    @DingusDoofer 2 роки тому +24

    The ethereal binaural beats playing in the background while Cody's in goblin mode is absolutely giving my ears a treat.. or should I say, a trinket 🤪

  • @chaseblanchard3452
    @chaseblanchard3452 2 роки тому +26

    Cody starting to impersonate a goblin in his own way and then instantly remembering he looked up what they sound like 😂😂

  • @littleblueclovers
    @littleblueclovers Рік тому +3

    There’s something really satisfying about yoinking an item saying “I’ll be having that!” when you’re alone at home and it’s all your shit already 😂
    The fun of chaos and stealing without the guilt or consequences

  • @nirwia
    @nirwia 2 роки тому +151

    “What is the difference between Goblincore and Cottagecore?
    Goblincore, like cottagecore, is characterized by its reverence for nature. Goblincore, though, takes a slightly different approach and finds beauty in traditionally undesirable aspects of nature.” - google lol

    • @ankieb3980
      @ankieb3980 2 роки тому +2

      Didn't ask

    • @vogelvrouw
      @vogelvrouw 2 роки тому +17

      @@ankieb3980 also didn't ask if you specifically care, so keep it to yourself okay

    • @ankieb3980
      @ankieb3980 2 роки тому +2

      @@vogelvrouw didn't ask

    • @TheGinaChan
      @TheGinaChan 2 роки тому +10

      @@ankieb3980 spotted the 12 yo

    • @ankieb3980
      @ankieb3980 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheGinaChan didn't ask

  • @maxim-andreinedelcu9311
    @maxim-andreinedelcu9311 2 роки тому +87

    The fact that Kody is like 30 and he never questioned the "fire alarm spitting ink" till now, very amusing :)

    • @ClaudiaLopez-tj3qc
      @ClaudiaLopez-tj3qc 2 роки тому +6

      Finally someone mentioning it

    • @lyndsayw5843
      @lyndsayw5843 Рік тому +3

      It does spit ink. I know this for a fact. I went to a Catholic school and we had to wear these ugly burgundy cardigans or vests as part of out uniform. So whenever a kid wanted to pull the alarm and not get caught, they would steal a sweater, usually from some poor grade 9, and put it over their arm to pull the alarm. Later you would return to the school and often have to step over the discarded burgundy sweater now covered in streams of blue ink.

  • @Reya66
    @Reya66 2 роки тому +11

    2:22 Cody listening to the goblin audio completely unaware that he looks just like them with that reaction lmao

  • @youmakemehappy7
    @youmakemehappy7 Рік тому +8

    Him being a goblin on camera KILLED me😂

  • @scrubyt2668
    @scrubyt2668 Рік тому +12

    Schools: "bullying is not cool, making someone feel bad is wrong"
    Also schools: "let's put these kids up on a stage and traumatize them by forcing them to sing a cringy song while the other students laugh and record them to post on the internet so they will never be able to forget the soul crushing embarrassment they felt on that day"

  • @amaravazquez8591
    @amaravazquez8591 2 роки тому +8

    The fact that Cody is reacting in the dark really adds to his goblin impression. Like gollum just chillin' in his cave (does he live in a cave? idk and idgaf).

  • @pinglabuu
    @pinglabuu 2 роки тому +111

    It’s hilarious how Cody and Noel used to make jokes about not knowing about Reddit and now soo much of their content is from Reddit

  • @Crimson_Knight004
    @Crimson_Knight004 2 роки тому +6

    Even if that guy’s goblin confession was fake, Cody’s gonna start going goblinmode on his own time so the balance is restored

  • @wizardaffairs5085
    @wizardaffairs5085 2 роки тому +27

    cody going Goblin Mode is the best thing I've ever seen

  • @Rickerov
    @Rickerov Рік тому +2

    I come back here often to see Cody as a goblin. The goblin snorting gets me every single time.

  • @IRanOutOfPhrases
    @IRanOutOfPhrases 2 роки тому +25

    Cody enjoyed that Goblin stuff too much. It's quite clear to me that literally, right this very moment, he's still doing it.

  • @singlaki
    @singlaki 2 роки тому +6

    My first thought was
    "How does one pretend to be a goblin?"
    Cody proceeds to do a full demonstration 🤣

  • @alliebean2204
    @alliebean2204 2 роки тому +12

    Cody really came out here and said let me get into character for this Goblin 🤣

  • @aurora8749
    @aurora8749 2 роки тому +28

    The 8th grade rap one. I bailed at the laat minute on this group of mean, popular girls whose friend group I was always apart of but treated me like garbage and instead chose to do a really embarrassing dance routine with the 2 nerdiest girls in our class. Everyone laughed at us but the girl who was always mean to me cried because when I quit our other friend quit and she was going to have to perform alone, so she didnt go, so I felt good about my decision and still do. And that was over 20 years ago lol. That girl tormented me though. She constantly tried to humiliate me and it felt so good to finally stand up to her.

  • @earelevant
    @earelevant 2 роки тому +11

    hes just roleplaying as a goblin thats like the main character from skyrim or something

  • @justsayin1991
    @justsayin1991 8 місяців тому +1

    Every once in a while when I’m having a shitty day, I come back to this video to relive the entire goblin thing. I remember watching this video the day it came out and laughing my ass off at Cody walking around with his pretend trinket sack. Always makes me laugh and never fails to make me feel better. Even if it’s just for the time I’m watching the video lol love it

  • @emmamooney3820
    @emmamooney3820 2 роки тому +30

    I never thought I would hear Cody say "cottagecore"

  • @Bucs-di6wr
    @Bucs-di6wr 2 роки тому +36

    I like how Cody was taught that the fire alarms spit ink out when they’re pulled and still believes it to this day

  • @pizrux6592
    @pizrux6592 2 роки тому +58

    It’s pretty genius to act like something else to take your mind away from your life. For me it’s playing d&d but acting like someone else completely can just be fun

  • @klaraf.b.9820
    @klaraf.b.9820 Рік тому +2

    tbh it's sad this kid was bullied so hard they were terrified to perform a silly song, not even solo, but in a group, especially when literally every group had to do the same task

  • @CourseConsumption
    @CourseConsumption 2 роки тому +16

    Lmao I’ve never heard that fire alarms spit ink on the person who pulled them, but that’s a good lie to tell children so they don’t do it

  • @awaspow
    @awaspow 10 місяців тому +5

    10:30 btw this is a true LEADER. bro saved so many people

  • @angelamazakas2624
    @angelamazakas2624 2 роки тому +36

    As a Doordash driver, sometimes the food does get stolen. When it does, the restaurant remakes it and I have to wait, not getting paid during that time

  • @lydias2832
    @lydias2832 2 роки тому +5

    The goblin imitation was genius! I haven't laughed that hard in a long while 😂

  • @Ohwhale79
    @Ohwhale79 Рік тому +4

    Omfg. Watching this for like the 13th time. It's seriously one of my fav episodes man. You've really been knocking it out of the park lately Cody. Congrats on the wedding man!!!!!

  • @paigemaki8263
    @paigemaki8263 2 роки тому +28

    I also had to do the speech for dare in front of my whole school and now I'm an alcoholic with 14 months of sobriety. lmaooo

    • @youtubeuser4943
      @youtubeuser4943 2 роки тому +3

      Keep it up! I also did one and became a junkie for a long time
      Good job DARE!

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 Рік тому

      Did you guys really grow up to be quitters? 😂

    • @Evitaschannel
      @Evitaschannel 10 місяців тому +1

      Congratulations on your soberiety 🫶

  • @ultrozz222
    @ultrozz222 2 роки тому +8

    Bro actually nailed Goblin mode instantly, I'm pleasantly not surprised lol

  • @EmoBarbie91
    @EmoBarbie91 2 роки тому +31

    The people dine and dashing the restaurant is probably racking it up until it’s a felony then they’ll press charges haha

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 Рік тому +1

      Fr because most restaurants have cameras. Ain’t no way their getting away with that😂

    • @jfinney225
      @jfinney225 11 місяців тому

      You can’t stack multiple incidents of theft like that tho. It’s how my ex got out of a theft charge because target and the police took 2 incidents that happened back to back (like Monday, Tuesday) and added the amounts together. Separately each charge was a misdemeanor but together they amounted to a felony. The charges had to be dismissed even with the mountain of evidence they had.

  • @sammyc3457
    @sammyc3457 2 роки тому +23

    plot twist: it was actually cody who wrote the goblin confession

  • @SqweakySqwizard
    @SqweakySqwizard 2 роки тому +8

    Someone let me know why I have NEVER seen this man as happy as when he heard goblin noises for the first time 😂

  • @Rickerov
    @Rickerov 2 роки тому +10

    I just want to watch Cody be a goblin for hours at a time

  • @gorilla_panic6497
    @gorilla_panic6497 2 роки тому +6

    Cody giving love to Raisin Bran made my day.

  • @SpenceThePrince
    @SpenceThePrince 2 роки тому +11

    Well my wife is going to enjoy me acting like a goblin for the next 48 hours or until I forget about this video

  • @serotoninbernie1283
    @serotoninbernie1283 2 роки тому +4

    when those goblin noises played i fucking almost shat myself. i haven’t laughed that much in ages lmaooooo
    i was imagining like little grunts not whole heaving/gagging breaths BAHHAHAAHH

  • @david_t_2128
    @david_t_2128 2 роки тому +7

    I have never laughed harder than when cody decided to be a goblin good lord

  • @seabass6139
    @seabass6139 2 роки тому +4

    “Trinkets” is Cody’s trigger word for goblin mode

  • @platypus7689
    @platypus7689 2 роки тому +15

    Raisin Bran is unironically my favorite cereal. Fuck with me.

  • @RosesRblue66
    @RosesRblue66 9 місяців тому +2

    My confession;
    I saw your confession video #5 on my feed. I was surprised to see it but I was intrigued, so I watched it. I laughed so hard! You are hilarious! I love how you read and react to them. The confessions are funny, strange, etc but you make them so hilarious. Yet you have a wonderful insight on them.
    I’m a 66 year old retired woman-disabled, having to be in bed a lot, so I’ve been watching a lot of UA-cam. I’ve heard of Reddit of course but never been on it. So, I searched and found all of these confession videos you’ve done; I binge watched them.
    I want to share with my friends and sister but I’m afraid they may think I’m nuts - this old lady enjoying these type of confessions?!
    Anyway I am now definitely going to watch all your videos-thank you for making me laugh so hard!! You’ve brought some humor into my life-great stress relief!

  • @helpmybiaskeepschanging6136
    @helpmybiaskeepschanging6136 2 роки тому +12

    I firmly believe the first confession was actually by cody himself and he just wanted to come clean to us

  • @wyattshearz
    @wyattshearz Рік тому +1

    OH MY GOD THE "ill be having that" LMFAOOOOOO IM GONNA DO THIS NOW

  • @texasred7408
    @texasred7408 2 роки тому +10

    I remember having to play taps for Veterans Day in 8th grade, the amount of pressure I felt looking up and seeing my whole school and all the family members that were in the military was unreal

  • @lynsane
    @lynsane Рік тому +2

    i literally come back to this video at least once a month to watch the goblin part

  • @emilyables7650
    @emilyables7650 2 роки тому +6

    cody definitely wrote that confession about being a goblin once a week

  • @MollyCasey369
    @MollyCasey369 Рік тому +1

    I still come back to watch this when life gets a bit too adults. Cody is the best established goblin I've ever seen. Facts

  • @kaiacrisp
    @kaiacrisp 2 роки тому +6

    Cody makes being a goblin look fun. That shit was so funny ahahahahaha

  • @samsonblay2206
    @samsonblay2206 Рік тому +1

    Love how he says “ill be having this” instead of “ill be having that”. Creative genius

  • @spacecow4593
    @spacecow4593 Рік тому +3

    I'm so happy the Goblin story was the first one 😂😂 I love that!! It's so harmless but wholesome and funny!

  • @reecegraham6921
    @reecegraham6921 2 роки тому +9

    8:11 Lol I can totally get behind someone faking smth to get out of a situation like this. When I was 10, I went to a study camp retreat but I didn’t want to do this stupid itsy bitsy spider dance that the facilitators kept pushing us to do. In the end, I faked getting a leg cramp, got a free massage and a nice cup of lemon tea while chilling and watching everyone dance

    • @kristinbeck6659
      @kristinbeck6659 Рік тому +2

      Bro I love this because I feel like every kid has had an experience like this. And it begs the question- why are these adults, who have been kids in school before, not realize that this is the lamest most humiliating thing you could possibly do😭