Miku Vs Teto: "Nuh Uh!" (Goofy Insult Battle)

[@tonyra]

Intro :
*[miku]*
Come over! No you flipped me off!
Come on coward
No, No, No!
Come on!
You are not an intellectual!
You're fake and a fraud!
Verse 1 :
*[miku]*
Teto is a poopy pants
Call her Po-Pi pants
*[teto]*
(Nuh uh!)
Miku more like Mika
Because you "Me Kaka"
*[miku]*
(Nuh uh!)
I bet that you eat spaghetti
With your hair!
*[teto]*
(Nuh uh!)
You don't know what January is
Because you are hairy
Verse 2 :
*[miku]*
(What!?)
Teto the type of person
To die first in natural disaster
*[teto]*
Not true
Miku the type of person
With Builderman the only friend
*[miku]*
(Nuh uh!)
Teto the type of person
That uses an Android phone
*[teto]*
(So what?)
You're the one who is using
A cracked Iphone 12
*[miku]*
Aw man...
I go to college for some...
Crypton knowledge
*[teto]*
(Nah...)
You go to jupiter to
Get more stupider
*[miku]*
(Uhh...)
You drink like the umm...
Bloxy Cola
*[teto]*
**Sips cola**
Ok well uhh...
Verse 3 :
*[teto]*
You the type of diva
That says MMM Chesburgers
*[miku]*
(Yummy)
You the type of person
That uses only dart monkeys
*[teto]*
Mika the type of diva
That uses Quincy, Son of Quincy
*[miku]*
Teto the type of diva
That uses riot shields
*[teto]*
(Nuh uh!)
I bet that Miku rubs her hands
Like a fly
*[miku]*
(Nuh uh!)
Teto the type of diva
That orders 6 piece nuggets
*[teto]*
I bet that your pronouns are
Uhhhhh...
She/Har har har har har har har har har har
bridge :
*[miku]*
(You have the instability... of an Intel chip)
*[teto]*
(What!?)
(That is nonsense!!!)
(If anything it is you that is crashing and burning)
Verse 4 :
**miku]*
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
*[teto]*
Aye
See?
She just crashed and burned
*[miku]*
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
*[teto]*
There is no return
Down the rabbit hole
*[miku]*
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
*[teto]*
Where there is no goal
Neru gave a call
*[neru]*
**Beeps**
*[miku]*
(Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)
*[teto]*
Said "I'm the best of all"
And I said rest in Blah

[@KemicolMusic]

you deserve a pin

[@tonyra]

@@KemicolMusic omg thank you so much man hahaha ❤️

[@spikeytortle595]

Teto trying so hard to not burst out singing when she said "if anything it is you"

[@OXIWhispGreen]

On the verse 3 there's an extra nuh-uh from Teto (after " You the type of person That uses only dart monkeys")

[@KemicolMusic]

☝️🤓​ You are correct though @@OXIWhispGreen

[@riv3r_mango705]

THE HAR HAR HAR HAR PART KILLED ME WHAT (plus the insane amount of Roblox references)

[@Beanm198]

also the btd6 references

[@synthlovely]

As a robloxian i am very happy with all the roblox references 1!1!1!1

[@Noah_for_real1]

@@synthlovelymmm chezburguer

[@ravna1646]

yup, me too (1:11)

[@synthlovely]

@@Noah_for_real1*sips bloxy cola*

[@Mxllyisforexer]

1:11 “HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR-“ GOT ME THOUGH AND WHY DID IT EAT?

[@GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa]

Cooked..

[@Sug4r_strwb3rr1]

​@@GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa ?

[@dollzo]

​@@Sug4r_strwb3rr1how do you know eat but not cooked

[@R4yaissocutexoxo]

Cooked

[@astralslayer3962]

Just waiting for Neru to hop in and reconcile the two with random phone noises

[@Scarred_Sapphire]

1:34 🙏🙏

[@RyansNotToyReview]

I mean she kinda did

[@AverymaticsYT]

*triple baka starts*

[@exotic4362]

who’s neru

[@Scarred_Sapphire]

@@exotic4362 fanloid

[@Kowkii-is-my-idol]

1:11 that was so smooth ✨

[@unii_fitt]

Har har har har har har har har

[@spaz8461]

@@unii_fitt (You have the instability… of an intel chip)

[@unii_fitt]

@@spaz8461(What!? That is nonsense!!! If anything it is you that is crashing and burning)

[@emiliathegoofy]

​@@unii_fitt(blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah,blah)

[@unii_fitt]

(Aye. See? She just crashed and burned. There is no return Down the rabbit hole Where there is no goal Neru gave a call Said “I’m the best of all” And I said rest in Blah

[@panthar104]

1:26 "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" we gettin it out of the rabbit hole w this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@ManiTheObbyist]

We be getting banged with this one🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@lisaraye1802]

WE LOVE BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUHING THIS THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@defnotpretz0_o]

NO WE NOT BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH

[@krthrtz]

Aye, See? She just crashed and burned

[@ManiTheObbyist]

@@krthrtz there is no return, down the rabbit hole

[@SOCHIQ]

1:08 TETO WON WITH THIS BYEEE 😭☝️

[@sillyfanosc]

BFDI FAN IN THE WILD ???​@LizuTheRose

[@Daverist123Alt-wb1gx]

"Its time for the intro four!"

[@Drowning.in.the.goikycanal]

Beefydie!?​@@sillyfanosc

[@rickg.9726]

FNAFF

[@Nijiiro_Stories]

she/har har har har har har har har har

[@kaizacat3278]

"Kendrick or Drake?"
Nah. Miku or Teto?

[@BookWormYuri]

Say Miku, I hear you like em young.

[@kindaKiriii]

@@BookWormYuri certified vocaloid? Certified hypnotized😼

[@averagevocaloid_fan]

​@@kindaKiriiiWop wop wop wop wop!!

[@Maryanixx.]

​@@BookWormYuriteto is 31 and miku is 16 😦

[@Zyrel12]

​@@Maryanixx. Teto's human age is 15, so Teto is a year younger ig.

[@SELERANCES]

THE BEEPS.. 1:35 NERU?!

[@cobaltty1]

FRRRR

[@pr0phecy2204]

no way it's the yellow one that wasn't in mesmerizer

[@KerdProductions]

@@pr0phecy2204 the blue one that aint on utau

[@mariandsayoriplushreal]

@@KerdProductionsneru isn’t a utauloid either

[@KerdProductions]

@@mariandsayoriplushreal "the blue one"

[@theawesomepata]

Okay that blabla section was money

[@RepacoCoffeeslayz]

Fr

[@gemstonepuppet]

Fr

[@ENA_Lia]

Fr

[@AkitaNeru123]

Raßßit hole

[@Ilysmpookie_yah]

REFERENCES!!!
0:00 Mesmeriser- SatsukiP
0:12 Fake and a fraud- Teto trying to become better than Miku
0:15 Poopypants- Used to describe a looser (mostly in a childish way)
0:29 Natural Disaster- Roblox
0:32 Builderman- Roblox
0:35 Android Phone- Samsung
0:38 iPhone 12- Apple
0:41 Crypton Knowledge- Crypton Media
0:44 Jupiter- Planet
0:47 Bloxy Cola- Roblox
0:53 Mm, chezburger- Roblox
0:56 Dart Monkeys- BTD6
0:59 Quincy son of Quincy- BTD6
1:02 Riot Shields- Could be anything really
1:05 Fly- Insect
1:08 6 piece nuggets- Mcdonalds
1:12 Har, Har , Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har, Har- FNAF
1:17 Intel Chip- Both Input and Output Devices
1:24 Crashing- App Lags or problems
1:27 Blah, Blah- Rabbit Hole, by deco*niina (7)
1:32 Down the rabbit hole- Rabbit hole, but deco*niina (7)
1:35 Neru- Calling from her cellphone, Fanloid
1:35 Beeps - Neru

[@KemicolMusic]

@@Ilysmpookie_yah Very close!
1. The poopypants part also references PoPiPo from Lamaze-p
2. Fake and a fraud part is a word for word quote from Alex Jones
3. Riot Shields from Call of Duty

[@Ilysmpookie_yah]

@@KemicolMusic OH OKAY MB :3

[@Sierra-p3d]

@@KemicolMusic I would have thought it would be the people that use shields given in the swat gamepass in roblox prison life but I knew that would be wayy too specific

[@Kimberly_13452]

1:26 I think miku is in her rabbit hole era

[@GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa]

I think era is in miku rabbit hole

[@Leilanirus]

0:27 miku you literally died first in mesmerizer

[@q3-7]

Yea

[@Blackw1ng]

I wouldn't call what happened in that a *natural* disaster 😭

[@Silly_Wawa_Cat]

@@Blackw1ngpersonal disaster

[@AShard0fAm3yth1sts]

1:10 I HEARD IT FROM THE BEGINNING I KNEW IT WAS COMING-👹👹

[@lillie9211]

1:26 this part sounds like a bop it’s so good
This video deserves more likes

[@Tetoested._.Kasane]

0:46 the cola was delicious fr

[@n殺人ドローン銅9]

Lmfao

[@titothetortoise]

HELP I LOVE ALL THE REFERENCES LIKE ROBLOX, BLOONS TOWER DEFENCE , RABBIT HOLE AND TRIPLE BAKA THIS IS AMAZING

[@ItsNixie19]

And that fnaf one

[@JoyPlayzRoblox372]

@@ItsNixie19she-harharharharharharharharharharrrrr

[@g-u-t-s-shizuku]

THE “NUH UH” or “NO’s” in the middle of the sentences goes HARDDD

[@guillermojrmateo1724]

Har har har har har har har har har har is fire but, I think Teto won

[@RuffesCentral]

teto using riot shields is crazy!!!

[@KemicolMusic]

@@RuffesCentral damage control

[@Zyrel12]

She actually used riot shields to terrorize me tho :
Note: dis is a joke..

[@KemicolMusic]

@@Zyrel12 🇵🇭 flag spotted 👀👀👀👀

[@Zyrel12]

@@KemicolMusic Filipino.

[@NotSprop]

0:53 i like how they just started roasting each other in btd6

[@sdsd_10]

1:14 that's the biggest roast i've ever heard in my life

[@ILOVECOOKIES_9]

No teto cooked her up

[@bubbon1573]

We need the opposite of this, we need a compliment battle where they just say nice things about each other

[@KemicolMusic]

Thanks for the adlib help on "Emergency!"

[@bubbon1573]

@@KemicolMusic no worries

[@GnarpyGaming-shimmyYa]

Compliment? Never heard of one in my life.

[@pakiprime9158]

@@bubbon1573 check it out

[@YazJ-j8j]

It's already out its great ❤😂😂😂

[@dizzydeezie]

All the gaming references I found:
0:26 Natural Disaster Survival on Roblox
0:29 Builderman on Roblox
0:44 Bloxy Cola from Roblox
0:50 Chezburger from Roblox
0:53 Dart Monkeys from Bloons TD6
0:56 Quincy from BTD6
0:59 Riot Shields from Call of Duty (?)
1:08 The Living Tombstone FNaF 1 song
so many roblox ones lmfao

[@teckyone]

😊0

[@teckyone]

😊😊😊

[@DejectedSage]

Errmmm quincy is a reference to type soul roblox

[@Sebastian-pm6hj]

​@@DejectedSage It's a hero monkey that uses a bow, that is one of his quotes from the game

[@Obliviontha1st]

​​@@DejectedSage "Quincy, son of Quincy" is a line from Quincy in Balloons Tower Defense 6

[@sillynyancat]

THE WAY U MIXED IN MESMERIZER AND RABBIT HOLE?? AND FNAF?! OML THE TALENT.

[@KemicolMusic]

@@sillynyancat and Triple Baka

[@konekowhiskers]

wheres mezmirizer??

[@konekowhiskers]

oh nvm its in the start

[@龍子ああ]

KASANE TETO FOR THE WIN!!!1!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!

[@ChezzyEntertainment]

YEAAAAA

[@Uwucute_singlesucks]

Yeahh

[@WakiSweat]

TETO BURNED HER SHE'S NOT COMING BACK 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

REALLLLLLL

[@cobaltty1]

WOHOO

[@lighbuldchannel8131]

1:03 this one had me dead

[@ace_d3tective]

That har har har har har har har har har har was so good and smooth, instant W for Teto

[@mikeyuhm]

0:17 OMG MIKU YOU CANT SAY THAT-

[@aquajeth4965]

The ending of this epic rap battle of history is honestly amazing. Miku going blah blah blah and Teto with the Rabbit Hole reference, and Neru's famous Triple Baka line. This will go down as the greatest goofy insult battle ever.

[@pancake_guy.]

0:47 why bloxy cola.

[@cutekat444]

You just earned a sub because these reference all hit home 🗿

[@defokochu]

I was just daydreaming about a miku vs teto battle. WHO WILL WIN????!?!??!?!!!

[@averagevocaloid_fan]

Def teto for the fnaf reference!!

[@MOTORWEEB]

The pronouns part killed me😂

[@MOTORWEEB]

Also the last part was clean

[@cherrynebbie]

fr the pronouns part got a giggle out of me

[@resonance_mk1]

Uhhh...
She/HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

[@k3rikw33n]

1:11 WHY WAS THIS PART SO FIRE🔥🔥🔥

[@Bartholomew-h9q]

One of the best insults I will ever hear in my life. Just perfect 👌
Earned a sub with the bell thingy

[@crescentx3]

“You have the instability of an intel chip” is a WILD line

[@Chikenuget]

Is this that rap beef everyone’s talking about?

[@robinP_P]

THIS GOES CRAZY THE BTD REFERENCES. YOU AND I ARE SO ALIKE.

[@v3sperr]

HELPPPP THIS IS AMAZING😭🙏
By the way may I use this for an edit? I will make sure to give you credits! 🫶

[@KemicolMusic]

@@v3sperr absolutely go for it!

[@v3sperr]

@@KemicolMusic Yay!! Thank you so much!

[@KemicolMusic]

@@v3sperr I know it has been some time, but I have now linked a download to the MP3 available now.

[@v3sperr]

@@KemicolMusicOkay! The video has already been posted by the way, it's my most recent short! ^^

[@susmitakhatun9563]

0:41 WHY DID STUPIDER RHYMED WITH JUPITER SO SMOOTHLY??????

[@KemicolMusic]

That was the point

[@Crinlask]

its the first insult in the 37 page book

[@mariandsayoriplushreal]

1:10, 1:26 ANS 1:34 SO VTACHY
I also like how the start is reversed mesmerizer

[@AVeryAverageBerry]

wherever u go in cmt sections.. I Wont be far to follow

[@mariandsayoriplushreal]

@@AVeryAverageBerry get tf out my walls

[@AVeryAverageBerry]

@@mariandsayoriplushreal b-but their cozy😔

[@mariandsayoriplushreal]

@@AVeryAverageBerryGET OUT!!! /j

[@AnimeboyIanpower]

1:08
WHY DOES THIS CRACK ME UP?!

[@HakanaiP]

This song is really great ! Keep up the amazing work !

[@letosgames]

0:41 JUPITER HELP

[@Starlight_9119]

I really want this song to be in my spotify playlist fr

[@StormyHollow]

Okay but this sounded amazing 1:20

[@FckinAme]

I LOVE THE WAY YOU MOVE THE CAMERA TO THE SCREEN OF THE ONE TALKING

[@Cherrytora]

Whenever I wake up, I listen to this. This going on my Spotify playlist when it’s on

[@amymesser1053]

This is packed with references omfg I love this

[@MH_MH_-md4vm]

1:26 the moment where teto cooked her into crisps.

[@undertalenerd14]

BTD6, FNAF, ROBLOX, COD, MCDONALDS, DUDE THAT SUMS MY WHOLE LIFE UP LMAO

[@Cheesecake-i3l]

"And i said rest in blah."
-Kasane Teto

[@mizuisdied]

bro just sampled mesmerizer and make a insult battle with teto and miku

[@KemicolMusic]

@@mizuisdied yes

[@mizuisdied]

@@KemicolMusic AND I LOVED THIS

[@thechto-to3151]

the blah blah blah blah part sounds amazing wtf

[@Ethanp5412]

The beef getting crazy

[@Lolnightstar-idiot]

1:08 I'M DYING HELP

[@Alan-ye9gz]

Dude omg this is awesome i dont regret at all subbing to you

[@ChezzyEntertainment]

I see you everywhere

[@Alan-ye9gz]

@@ChezzyEntertainment i see u too sometimes hi hi hi hi 👍

[@MeaAnimates150]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
( Ill do this to all Teto PFP)

[@Alan-ye9gz]

@@MeaAnimates150 hello

[@MeaAnimates150]

@@Alan-ye9gz Hiiiiiii!!!!💖💖💖

[@chocoskulle]

already love it smh i might be busy by the time it comes but i'll see

[@KemicolMusic]

@@chocoskulle stream huh?

[@retal__39g]

AMIEFAT!!!

[@brightlight7217]

⁠@@retal__39gRETAL!!!

[@defokochu]

I FELL ASLEEP I WAS TRYING TO STAY AWAKE AUGDHSHGJ

[@brightlight7217]

@@retal__39ghi remember me

[@polarivyfairy]

They actually do this every tuesday and each time they try to make goofier insults for fun and it's canon because i'm miku's hairtie and saw it

[@sniglissnail3544]

This was amazing
That neru call was on point

[@ariannaflores8499]

Why is this genuinely so good

[@waterteafan9264]

1:09 HAR HAR HAR HARRR HAR HAR HAR HAR best part

[@JiJi.edits.x]

We need more Neru just beeping lmao

[@softsweets]

I'M STEALING "YOU HAVE THE INSTABILITY OF AN INTEL CHIP"

[@BestKazooist]

the key of the rap vs the instrumental makes my brain feel like it's being squeezed for some reason.
with that being said amazing video

[@maskey9]

1:09 not the har har har har har har har har har har 😭

[@Miss_ECLIPSE_the_BIOHAZARD]

1:08 me actually remembering this part from UA-cam shorts 🥲

[@Joshua-yv6ej]

This was fire 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖

[@AgentY464]

1:12 BANGER LINES🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊

[@user-Hyperfocus]

I'm so happy that I understood the only dart monkys part

[@Velve7isdaddy]

The rabbit hole part is lowkey fire womd

[@CharlotteFerguson-nz9gr]

Never thought my two favorite characters would have a rap battle! 😂

[@tonyra]

BRO THIS IS GOLD HAHAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT

[@Barbaraekobakhidze-dq7gl]

1:12 um guys.....is that freddy fazbear? Har har har

[@Not_woops]

Listening to this was the best way to start the New Year

[@Iluvbaoms2x]

Help they're both my fav characters😭

[@makarmakarov000]

same

[@Smurf172]

Same😭😭😭

[@AlienAto018]

this might be my best find on YT ever

[@cherrynebbie]

this deserves SO much more love omg

[@gregorymitchell7746]

" Come on coward" Mi "Kaka"💀

[@protissarvi]

This is amazing, i was expecting shitposting but this is truly art

[@aRandomGemini]

I LIVEEE FOR ALL THE REFERENCES THROUGHOUT THE SONG

[@flysword09]

I need a longer version of this masterpiece

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

she/har/har/har/har/har/har/har/har/har

[@Luffythegoofy-wafflehouseman]

0:58 THAT GOES HARD

[@SazumeZuric]

We're escaping the Rabbit hole allegation with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🕳️🕳️

[@vbschannel9657]

You've gotta drop this in Spotify 🔥

[@ゆうるい-林昱睿]

“NUH UH! 😎👆”

[@count_toxico]

this goes so hard especially the last part dayummm

[@K1RBYLOVER]

WHY IS THIS KINDA FIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Rocolmao]

I WANT TO TUNE LIKE THAT OMG IT'S AMAZING, HOW DID YOU LEARN TO DO IT?

[@KemicolMusic]

@@Rocolmao I just have the ears for it, self taught

[@SimplyDuker]

1:35 Such a good throwback to the Triple Baka era

[@TheStarfully]

the rabbit hole reference was gold

[@carolinebell7389]

They say the disses tracks would end…but they never do (all seriousness keep the drama series coming I love it lol)

[@KemicolMusic]

@@carolinebell7389 actually this one frfr is that's why it is goofy

[@AlexsisVr]

1:27 RABBIT HOLEEE

[@GothPawComix]

This is the greatest video I have ever seen

[@RAYMACHINE]

"You have the instability of an Intel chip" MIKU CALM TF DOWN🔥🔥🗣🗣

[@kyled4035]

Teto absolutely cleared with "she har har har har har"

[@alexrod9271]

man Teto and Miku really are becoming biggest rivals now

[@Aliceandnom]

. I love the memerizer music at the beginning