Zoolander in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
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- Опубліковано 15 гру 2022
- Shut up Derek, You're such a Toreador Nowadays :'(
Malkavian VTMB Video released, check it out!
Song name: Aerial - Pound
All the Zoolander GreenScreens I've used and some More are on my second channel. - Ігри
Ight Imma go start Malkavian run now.
Average Malkavian run starter
Only way to run is Malkavian. Best. Game. Ever. Hoping Masquerade 2 will come some day.
My shadow darkens other places.
@@dessavio *Domains
@@zantone4966 Whoops. It's been a while since I've played Malkavian.
Also: "My mind is already gone, my body follows."
Zoolander is definitely a Toreador.
Even if he was, he'd probably still mispronounce it lol
Or rather an old Malkavian, who believes himself to be a young -Gangr...- Toreador. Yep, that's a reference;)
@@Mariodash23 I bet if he was said he’s toreador now - he would instantly run in search for a bull to fight
Canon
I dunno I'm getting some Malky vibes from him.
I love how all the Zoolander outfits perfectly fit into the games aesthetic lol
Zoolander can't see himself in the Mirror but he sure does know how to make a Face
Yeah exactly this game is so very 1999, even though it came out in 2003.
That red outfit in the club would have had ALL the goth girls... And guys.... Mostly guys.
@@Brendissimo1
Hansel is so hot right now
-Vampire Mugatu.
@@NobuxD nah its the faces Zoolander makes names like Aqua Sanguis, Blood Steel, Garlic
I love how it just ends with Fat Larry's intro. Like no other joke related to Zoolander, just Fat Larry.
We stan for Fat Larry
F.A.T. Larry is the GOAT
fat larry steals the show like always
Nothing but respect for Phil LaMarr. He had to voice every black guy in that game and made them all sound distinct.
Fat Larry is awesome, and would have fit perfectly among the rest of Zoolander's wacky cast
Toreadors, am I right?
Vampire Sl*ts ftw
@Ksenia Richter Malkador. :P
His face Powers now makes a lot of sense but now with a name change is appropriate, La Vampyr, Blood Steel, Cain Blade, Grave Stone Faces are some of the apt Names
Derek's never sired, he just fits into their world of drama too well for anyone to notice their mistake
That....makes perfect sense.
May I suggest....the REAL resident of the ankaran sarcophagus.
Zoolander is really cain, he's just having a laugh at everyone's expense.
Ben Stiller is the real vampire among us
Dafuq? 📮
Amogus
Him Tommy Wiseau, Nicolas cage and maybe Keanu Reeves.
Sussus vampirus
SUS
Fine, I'LL DO ANOTHER PLAYTHROUGH I GUESS
DO A NOSFERATU ONE THIS TIME
@@DeSnek why would i play how i live my life already?
@@DeSnek While listening to Rat Salad by Sabbath
The curse of Bloodlines compels you
@@DeSnek Now I'm picturing Zoolander saying, "Did you ever think there might be more to life than being ridiculously good looking!?" and a Nosferatu overhears him and says. "You're right! Let me show you!"
"You'll have to help me remove a particularly burdensome spirit from a property I'm looking to invest in."
"........ Fine"
Me every time its time to do that mission again. Well done.
First time you do that mission it is absolutely terrifying because you don't know what you're walking into. You're new and you don't know the rules.
Ocean House is a walk in the park compared to the godforsaken Hollywood sewer.
@@exu7325 I only ever played that section once, but I remember it pretty fondly. I really need to play it again.
@@exu7325 Nightmares. God bless the shortcut from the unofficial patch.
@@exu7325 I remember going in the sewers on my first playthrough as a Ventrue. Spent all my damn bloodbags on Andrei. T'was a nightmare
Derek Zoolander was made for VTMB, dear lord i love this
He will make Hypnotic Spells using just his face, La Vampyr, Blood Steel, Cain Blade (don't tell him its the same face though)
The look of utter confusion on Derek's face when he turns around and sees Millicent standing there is my favorite part.
I'd like to think I've achieved some subtleness in that foreshadowing/realization scene and didn't give it away for someone who hasn't played lol
@@DeSnek i mean I havent played it, only got into WoD a few months ago. But I feel like the twist is obvious given the harley inspiration being worn on the sleeve
@@vertigowl Her desing is older than Harley's modern desing.
@@felipevega484 yes, but the silhouette, the hair color, the style, the job, it all kinda lines up decently
Man the animations and voice acting in this game still hold up
Voice acting, maybe. Animations, I don't think so.
Better than Bethesda's animation, that's for sure.
@@TapiKoks Given I'm met the Voermans, Fat Larry, Smiling Jack, and the Tzmicze boss... :)
@@exu7325 absolutely nothing wrong with the animations
@@LuuShaluna nothing wrong, but definitely dated, tf?
Average Toreador playthrough.
Toreador, Obsession: Self.
Bro just uploaded footage of his toreador playthrough and thought we wouldnt notice
Willing to bet this all came to be after noticing how Zoolander's walk uncannily resembles the strutty walk animation of almost every model in VTMB
Well spotted and well played indeed
Ben Stiller in VTMB, this is amazing lmao
The Bloodline of Cain, Able and Steve
I love this clip of one of my all time favorite games ::)
He is literally a Vampire: The Masquerade character
Yeah had Zoolander spofed Modern Vampire Fiction instead it would still have been a hit TBH, Dumb Vampire Model Killer is just such a Hilarious idea in concept Ben Stiller can probably pull it off.
Your average Toreador playthrough
I knew he was a Toreador! Wait, nah he's Malkav with just "better" clothes.
Bertram Tung: "Look who finally made it! Thought you'd never find me, huh?"
Zoolander: "PUT A CORK IN IT, BILLY ZANE!"
Merit: looking fantastic
Flaw: unable to turn left
The Toreador play through. 🌹
I love how he walks EXACTLY how you do in the game!!! Please someone make him watch this! 10 times at least.
Both Derek Zoolander and Hansel are pure Toreadors. Mugatu of course is a Ventrue.
Vampire Mugatu: My Blood God, Blue Steel, La Magra, its the Same Face, I feel like I am taking Crazy pills.
he's definitely a Toreador lol
Aqua Sanguis
Good Toreador skin
This is...everything I never knew I needed. My thanks, friend.
This is genuinely hilarious. Perfect mix man.
Derek Zoolander is a Toreador, Ventrue, and a Malk all at the same time
Nobody at the Camerilla is actually sure what Clan sired him, and all agree that they probably don't want to actually know for sure.
seamlessly fits into all these scenes with no effort. like he belongs in the game.
this is the content you were sired for
they say perfection doesnt exsist, well this right here proves that whomever came up with that quote, is lying
In terms of fashion he fits in perfectly
I like how it just ends with Fat Larry just being himself without a reaction from Zoolander to make it more silly or ironic, because Fat Larry is just hilarious and awesome in his own right.
Ah, the Toreador run.
bruh, he fits just perfectly in this game
He Fits so perfect in this world lol
To be fair if you change a few aspect of Zoolander you can turn it to a spoff of Modern Vampire fiction.
I love how well his expressions fit into the game's 2004 facial animations.
The perfect Toreador
I was a different person before watching this, now I am evolved. Thank you.
That game had sick music
He walks like a Toreador.
Fat Larry is still one of my top 5 Shopkeepers in any game next to Merchant (RE4) and Cadence (Gungeon).
Phil LaMarr is one of the best!
I can imagine him joining the sabath because the tizmize knows how to dress up
Why was this so perfect
This edit is literal perfection thank you so much for making this
Holy fuck man the "fine" killed me
0:44 it's exactly the way they walking)
This is pure gold wtf
Nice. Need more Bloodlines memes
Didn't know I needed this.
I didn't know I needed this but thank you... A true masterpiece arrived
that's a masterpiece.
What a great video on an incredible RPG, this game will always have a special place in my heart.
Fucking hell he fits right in doesn't he?
Thank you for this
aka doing a toreador run.
nice video he fits in so well. damn now im gonna play this game again
I didn't know I needed this...but I did.
Someone ask Ben Stiller and the Guys that made what we do in the Shadows to make Zoolander The Masquerade
...new character paper on my list, amazing!!!
Love this
Truly a work of art for the ages. This will surely net you a place for embrace in clan Toreador
I didn’t know I needed this in my life.
dude, your channel is awesome lmao
A crossover of my favourite cinema and vidya, thank you good sir
1:49 Fat Larry is easily one of the greatest / most memorable NPCS of all time.
IT'S GENIUS
feels like playing Malkavian playthrough, thank you
We need more bloodlines vids!!!🤩
This is wonderful.
Oh no, the great VTM:B revival is upon us
1:48 He's not fat, he's plus-sized!
Average Malkavian playthrough:
Art 👌🏻
I love this
did not expect such a video would exist but it made me laugh. love how it just ends with fat larry for no apparent reason
Zoolander and VTMB? I’ll take it!
The game needs a remaster.
Made by the original team!!
I haven't watched Zoolander and have never played this game, but this is amazing
you should do both
I envy you. Because you get to experience both for the first time
Fat Larry needs to be in every single game ever
Okay but why does it work so well -
Love how this summoned the whole vampire fandom
2 WEEKS AGO???
OMG XD this is great!
Best thing ever
People who think Zoolander would be Toreador are Malkavians, just like he is.
I love fat Larry
Ah, VTMB. Whenever someone brings it up, we all have to re-install.
This is the greatest thing ever.
This is art
The soundtrack is untouchable
какой талантливый актер
this is really fkn cool
Божемой, это шедевр! 😍😍😍🤌
Incredible video...THANK YOU UA-cam ALGORITHM! 🙂
oh no! guess i'll play the entire game again.
I liked the video before I even watched it bc I knew it was going to be perfect...part 2? 👀
This video sums up why my fav clan is Toreador.
Lmao this is perfect