Bo Burnham will definitely mock your school's mascot

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  • Опубліковано 28 тра 2018
  • A compilation of a bunch of times that Bo was poking fun at school mascots. Thumbnail is from University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire, but I couldn't find any footage of it unfortunately.

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  • @ThatGuy1805
    @ThatGuy1805 6 років тому +1300

    Thanks for the subtitles. It’s always a bit hard to hear someone during any live performance and no puts the time and effort into making them.

    • @PlasticJesters
      @PlasticJesters  6 років тому +138

      Thanks! Sometimes it takes me more than a few tries to understand what he saying from a combo of sound quality and how freakin' fast he can talk, so I figure a casual watcher of a compilation isn't going to spend time to parse exactly what he says once it's on to the next bit, so I figure subtitles can help!
      I once had a clip that I just COULDN'T understand a few words, so I left it to come back to later. Was working on a different clip, and he happened to say the same few words and I had a lightbulb moment that it was what he was saying in the other clip. Sure enough, it was! Phew!

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 років тому +28

      @@PlasticJesters Bless you, you're doing the gods' work.

    • @Avanora1
      @Avanora1 3 роки тому +4

      @@PlasticJesters Thanks for taking the time to do it! Super worth it.

    • @PlasticJesters
      @PlasticJesters  3 роки тому +4

      @@Avanora1 Thanks!

    • @yeetyeet7070
      @yeetyeet7070 Рік тому +1

      @@PlasticJesters do you use AI to make the subtitles?

  • @samuelramsey222
    @samuelramsey222 6 років тому +480

    You gotta love his comedy.

  • @kasperrose6294
    @kasperrose6294 4 роки тому +374

    Watching this in school and trying not to fucking lose it god I love this man
    My school's mascot is the Mustangs. We have a statue of a horse in our lobby that has a to scale wang.

    • @probablypossessed2075
      @probablypossessed2075 4 роки тому +16

      Kasper Rose I cannot BREATHE

    • @k.6882
      @k.6882 3 роки тому +6

      Im sorry a what-

    • @blehe38
      @blehe38 3 роки тому +8

      good ol principal hands

    • @personpeople6390
      @personpeople6390 3 роки тому +2

      @@probablypossessed2075 yes, i don't think anyone could

    • @dr_busa_nutts
      @dr_busa_nutts 3 роки тому +6

      has anyone tried to break it off

  • @redericson1993
    @redericson1993 5 років тому +363

    I want Bo Burnham to come to my college but, the joke in that is the fact that I would comprehend my college being able to afford him.
    _The joke is that my college is broke._

  • @ishanpgupte
    @ishanpgupte 6 років тому +369

    I didn't even watch the entire video and just upvoted for the subtitles. Thanks man. The audio is always a bit jarring in such recordings

    • @Medeinathetrashcan334
      @Medeinathetrashcan334 4 роки тому +25

      This is not reddit

    • @scarletpachyderm
      @scarletpachyderm 3 роки тому +4

      “upvoted”

    • @FallenL1ght_
      @FallenL1ght_ 3 роки тому +3

      @@Medeinathetrashcan334 it’s not a big deal he’s probably just used to saying upvote from Reddit 🤷‍♂️

  • @lunarsundae987
    @lunarsundae987 6 років тому +35

    "The Thomas Jeffersons"
    OHMYFUCKINGGODYOUJUSTDIDTHAT

  • @nancayleena
    @nancayleena 6 років тому +156

    I’d love to see what jokes he could come up with for the Ohio State University Buckeyes.

    • @katrinelise2004
      @katrinelise2004 5 років тому +5

      Yup. Were a hairless nut

    • @beaugantz4888
      @beaugantz4888 4 роки тому

      OH

    • @theStumblinbear
      @theStumblinbear 4 роки тому +5

      Oh the fun he could have with Washburn University's mascot. It's an Ichabod.
      Literally the only Human mascot anywhere (that I know of).

  • @blah7983
    @blah7983 6 років тому +209

    Catamounts are a type of Panther. My mascot is a Catamount, and it is in North Carolina. Panther Creek Panthers is just too redundant.

    • @MrKarma-dp8ud
      @MrKarma-dp8ud 3 роки тому +8

      Also, you don’t want the abbreviation to be the PCP.

    • @emifukakado-msjoke
      @emifukakado-msjoke 3 роки тому

      @@MrKarma-dp8ud that’d be amazing ngl..

    • @natedole8276
      @natedole8276 3 роки тому

      I go to the University of Vermont. We're catamounts too

    • @leonalivingston8041
      @leonalivingston8041 2 роки тому

      Thank you for the definition. It’d bother me all day lol!

  • @claradaniels1472
    @claradaniels1472 3 роки тому +22

    im so fucking jealous that bo came to my college before i started going there. still, thanks for uploading this!

  • @emmiedupont5877
    @emmiedupont5877 3 роки тому +10

    He’d go wild my schools mascot is literally the FIGHTING SQUIRRELS

  • @wish5524
    @wish5524 3 роки тому +51

    my school mascot is the ichabods. he'd have a field day

  • @phoebeharmon3314
    @phoebeharmon3314 3 роки тому +8

    The fact that the thumbnail is my schools mascot kills me

  • @ArcticaTheFox
    @ArcticaTheFox 5 років тому +28

    “Gopher Face”
    XD lmaoooo

  • @jenjohnson3886
    @jenjohnson3886 2 роки тому +2

    And yet he somehow called that Dumbledore was gonna be gay. Amazing.

  • @kdbrian
    @kdbrian 3 роки тому +28

    I went to UWEC where the mascot is “The Blugold”. It’s a mythical bird or something like that nobody knows. It’s the mascot in the thumbnail. I was at the show Bo did at UWEC but the clip of him making fun of it wasn’t in the video:/

    • @izzymarie8987
      @izzymarie8987 3 роки тому

      Hi! Gonna be a freshman at UWEC this fall! I was under the impression that the mascot was a blue and gold macaw, or am I wrong?

    • @RepOfAntarctica
      @RepOfAntarctica 3 роки тому +1

      @@izzymarie8987 it's not, really. My brother went there for school, and it's as the original comment said, it's more of a mythical creature called the Blugold. One depiction from around the 80's was an owl with ram horns named Goldie (which was on a sweatshirt our dad had), and in bringing that to light on fb he started a short "feud" between two accounts posing as the two depictions, each claiming they were the real mascot & the other an imposter.

  • @WHAL-E
    @WHAL-E 4 роки тому +29

    2:31 goes to all the Hamilton fans out there. 😂

  • @s.k.5845
    @s.k.5845 4 роки тому +30

    "You did not dissapoint" xD

  • @angelscupboard
    @angelscupboard 6 років тому +120

    God, I love your channel.

  • @hallheyx3x350
    @hallheyx3x350 4 роки тому +10

    If Bo doesn't come to my college, I'm not going.

  • @autumnishere420
    @autumnishere420 3 роки тому +10

    No one:
    J.K. Rowling: 2:48

  • @thedentedmilk
    @thedentedmilk 6 років тому +32

    Im going to USF this year and God i wish i was there when he performed

  • @waterguns-gl8tk
    @waterguns-gl8tk 3 роки тому +11

    I love his glasses

  • @owltoe0164
    @owltoe0164 6 років тому +54

    I wish he would come back to usf

  • @73brook
    @73brook 3 роки тому +4

    My school mascot was the cougars but I don't think he'd make fun of that. Seems like something he's into 😂

  • @bl0ckhead513
    @bl0ckhead513 6 років тому +11

    Well joke's on you because we don't have a school mascot

  • @OffTrack7593385
    @OffTrack7593385 3 роки тому

    I subscribed. Your compilations of Bo are amazing. Thank you!!

  • @seraviloxelavlogs
    @seraviloxelavlogs 5 років тому +6

    Wtf the girl at 4:33 sounding so offended that Bo couldn’t hear the mascot’s name lmao

  • @ninjxmturtle9084
    @ninjxmturtle9084 5 років тому +8

    6:18 BESSST

  • @alyssamonkey
    @alyssamonkey 6 років тому +216

    2:50 is funnier to Harry Potter fans (or me at least) because Dumbledore is actually gay

    • @alyssamonkey
      @alyssamonkey 6 років тому +8

      Lux E. Is that common knowledge? I honestly know so much about Harry Potter I don’t know what casual fans know

    • @alyssamonkey
      @alyssamonkey 6 років тому +3

      Lux E. Oh ok I wasn’t sure but I figured most people didn’t know because I told my stepbrother and he didn’t know but I idk he could just be an idiot lol

    • @moggyjohnny3381
      @moggyjohnny3381 6 років тому +9

      Whoosh

    • @kaboomie
      @kaboomie 6 років тому +2

      Is it actually confirmed?

    • @alyssamonkey
      @alyssamonkey 6 років тому +2

      The Blooming Heart Yes JK said in an interview one time something along the lines of ‘Dumbledore is gay. I told that to a reader once and she looked like she was going to punch me’ you should find that clip it was pretty funny

  • @Nova-jw6ju
    @Nova-jw6ju 6 років тому +6

    Me too gophers. Me too

  • @jaundiceispog1017
    @jaundiceispog1017 3 роки тому +2

    4:55
    My brain: I don't think you should.

  • @SuperOrangeMan23
    @SuperOrangeMan23 6 років тому +10

    MY SCHOOL IS THE PHINOX!!!

    • @ch3rophobi4_
      @ch3rophobi4_ 5 років тому +1

      You sure you even went to school?

  • @RamMustard
    @RamMustard 6 років тому +7

    My school mascot was a dragon

  • @JaneAshleyAndrews
    @JaneAshleyAndrews 6 місяців тому +1

    2:24 small portion of cats 😭✨🤌

  • @amelia8236
    @amelia8236 5 років тому +13

    no one chose to tell me that he was at the university of minnesota?

  • @xgum
    @xgum 3 роки тому +4

    william and mary people are so cringe you can tell from this excerpt

  • @alexrightnow2531
    @alexrightnow2531 3 роки тому +2

    The fact that I live in the UK and we don't have school mascots

  • @obsoletebirb4152
    @obsoletebirb4152 6 років тому +5

    oh my gawd so cute

  • @edentheascended4952
    @edentheascended4952 3 роки тому +6

    the school I'm going to soon has a dude with a clay pot for a head. Can't wait for our soccor team to be bombarded with comments calling us potheads

  • @mousearson9053
    @mousearson9053 6 років тому +3

    My school mascot is a fucking BOMB named BOB.

  • @katiefedele1813
    @katiefedele1813 6 років тому +16

    Why do I fall weak at the knees whwnwvwr he talks?

    • @loganwander6043
      @loganwander6043 6 років тому +12

      Are you suffering from arthritis?

    • @katiefedele1813
      @katiefedele1813 6 років тому +1

      Logan Williams you're rifht thats probably it.

    • @QuirksOfTay
      @QuirksOfTay 6 років тому +7

      I think you dropped some vowels on the way in here, bud

    • @katiefedele1813
      @katiefedele1813 6 років тому +1

      QuirksOfTay I sure did hahahaa

    • @K0UPHORIA
      @K0UPHORIA 6 років тому

      Eridan is that you

  • @Avanora1
    @Avanora1 3 роки тому +1

    LOL this was hilarious

  • @SoundRayStudio1
    @SoundRayStudio1 3 роки тому +8

    Bo can't be canceled

  • @BumbleBee-kg8wd
    @BumbleBee-kg8wd 3 роки тому +2

    idk, my mascot is literally a demon

  • @mammothVT
    @mammothVT 6 років тому +11

    Dude, I went to UW-Eau Claire. I was scrolling down, and I saw our mascot like whaaaaaaaaat???

    • @2amazing101
      @2amazing101 5 років тому

      Both my siblings went to Eau Claire, and my brother actually got to meet Bo and go to that show

    • @kdbrian
      @kdbrian 3 роки тому

      I was also a Blugold, got to go to that show too. Very funny seeing the thumbnail 😀

  • @tomnew7922
    @tomnew7922 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine having a mascot. Bruh

  • @-myharlequinnsapphicarch-
    @-myharlequinnsapphicarch- 6 років тому +2

    Id let him, it looked fucking terrifying

  • @katzagain2580
    @katzagain2580 3 роки тому +12

    "Crusty muffins"
    Badboyhalo is typing...

  • @fernandozabaleta9537
    @fernandozabaleta9537 6 років тому +16

    Lyrics 💓

  • @akazeppymusic
    @akazeppymusic 3 роки тому

    "How."

  • @allornada9564
    @allornada9564 2 роки тому

    *laughs in military soldier mascot*

  • @heyy8074
    @heyy8074 3 роки тому

    WOW!

  • @nimmyjeutron7734
    @nimmyjeutron7734 6 років тому +3

    Why did no one tell me he was at Kent state that’s where i liveeee

  • @nikkibijl2390
    @nikkibijl2390 3 роки тому

    imagine having no mascot

  • @mackenzieschleymua3501
    @mackenzieschleymua3501 5 років тому +1

    damn he mocking cmu

  • @bloodyclary
    @bloodyclary 6 років тому +8

    Wait was he in Augsburg Germany? Or is there a augsburg in America too?

    • @amelia8236
      @amelia8236 5 років тому +3

      there’s an augsburg in minnesota, usa

  • @floridamanryan4328
    @floridamanryan4328 5 років тому +4

    Nice to see the USF one!! #GoBulls

  • @williscool4236
    @williscool4236 3 роки тому +2

    I’m from Eau Claire that’s crazy

    • @kdbrian
      @kdbrian 3 роки тому +1

      Me too! I was at the show he did at UWEC, sad to see there was no clip in the video.

  • @TheVideoClubeTheBEST
    @TheVideoClubeTheBEST 5 років тому +12

    What's up with the thumbnail?

    • @kdbrian
      @kdbrian 3 роки тому +1

      That would be the Blugold, UWEC’s mascot and where I went to college. I actually was at that show too and it was unfortunate that it was not in the video.

  • @ryanwagner3890
    @ryanwagner3890 3 роки тому +2

    Gayest lighting: school logo.

  • @iamtaya122
    @iamtaya122 6 років тому +13

    I from florida😂

    • @mousearson9053
      @mousearson9053 6 років тому +1

      taylor napier We can tell from your horrible grammar, you were either from Florida, Wyoming, or English was your second language.

    • @pingz421
      @pingz421 4 роки тому +1

      @@mousearson9053 why so rude

    • @djswurld3957
      @djswurld3957 4 роки тому +1

      Katsuki Bakuhoe Lmao Florida isn’t even that bad bro.

    • @iamtaya122
      @iamtaya122 4 роки тому

      @@mousearson9053 idk why I just got this but hey dude maybe its from auto correct😀

  • @bowlingporch2406
    @bowlingporch2406 6 років тому +2

    WHERE IS MICROPHONE MISHAPS VOL 2??!!?!!???

  • @c4ndybutt0ns
    @c4ndybutt0ns 3 роки тому +2

    oh.. this did not age very well....

    • @fatherbread455
      @fatherbread455 3 роки тому

      Wdym shawty

    • @c4ndybutt0ns
      @c4ndybutt0ns 3 роки тому

      @@fatherbread455 the saying of the f slur shawty

    • @eyewai
      @eyewai 3 роки тому +4

      @@c4ndybutt0ns eh
      he already covered himself with Inside

  • @NickenChicken
    @NickenChicken 3 роки тому

    My school mascot was a human back in middle school...

  • @suctioncupman2100
    @suctioncupman2100 6 років тому +24

    Why the Lego man at the end

    • @PlasticJesters
      @PlasticJesters  6 років тому +4

      It's Playmobil. It's a thing I do on twitter: twitter.com/PlasticJesters/status/825428187198873600 (that's one that Bo commented on, but there are several more of him.)

  • @willtollefson4746
    @willtollefson4746 3 роки тому

    Fuck, he came to the U of M? If only I had grown up sooner

  • @mranderson9553
    @mranderson9553 3 роки тому

    going to usf next year, lets go gay bulls

  • @nezukochaaaaaaan9810
    @nezukochaaaaaaan9810 Рік тому

    4:46

  • @nezukochaaaaaaan9810
    @nezukochaaaaaaan9810 Рік тому

    1:49

  • @aidanthird
    @aidanthird 3 роки тому +1

    HA i dont have a mascot at my school

  • @jivanfabre
    @jivanfabre 5 років тому +3

    What was the thumbnail

    • @kdbrian
      @kdbrian 3 роки тому

      UWEC’s Blugold. I was at that show he did there and was sad to not see it in the video. It’s a mascot that is 100% made up. It’s a mythical bird or something like that nobody knows lol

  • @marsackerman3706
    @marsackerman3706 2 роки тому

    he says cat amounts would be a small portion of cats but it would actually be a large portion because if said portion were countable, you'd say cat number or number of cats and if it were too many to count, you'd use cat amount or amount of cats. of course this information is generally irrelevant but-

  • @snek2704
    @snek2704 6 років тому +6

    I take a small amount of offence with the UCONN one

    • @117tvirus
      @117tvirus 6 років тому +6

      Same
      Except I don't and you shouldnt either cause what does it fucking matter

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 6 років тому +2

      _autistic screeching ensues_

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 5 років тому +2

      @@117tvirus They said a small amount. They were being polite and expressing their feelings. And you...are being an ass.

  • @neonsparks1465
    @neonsparks1465 6 років тому +3

    what song is he playing?

  • @mothoflavender
    @mothoflavender 6 років тому +1

    😂 ded

  • @maximum-oversaiyan
    @maximum-oversaiyan 3 роки тому

    holy fuck, my school is first. fire up chips.
    he performed a few years before i arrived :(

  • @danni3094
    @danni3094 3 роки тому

    my hs mascot was "the rebel" aka a confederate soldier... so.... pretty much anyone will definitely mock it

  • @MartinKAnthony
    @MartinKAnthony 3 роки тому +3

    The calm bear clearly rescue because lobster distinctly choke times a ajar climb. abrasive, enchanted sea