Today is Friday, August 7th, 2020. It's 9:51 PM in Aracaju, SE (Brazil) and I'm watching a man shaving part of his beard while giving a tutorial about the same thing. Man I love my youtube recommendations...
@@Jmoneysmoothboy You're possibly going to start dating real girls in what looks like the far future; and no offense buddy, but are you really in a position to be telling girls to go away?
@@iambiggus A swing and a miss haha you know what they say about assumptions ;) I'm kind of worried about you because you felt the need to specify "real girls" but hey it's 2020 and animation has come a long way so if that's your thing more power to you. Personally I would think if a 14 yo girl were to watch a big Clive video it would be more like this one ua-cam.com/video/mcDgOGC5Lcc/v-deo.html
As a guy with a long isolation COVID beard right now, this is an excellent tip to trim up! I've had some mask fitment issues and this will help get a better seal.
Total genius!!! Finally a "life hack" that's actually useful. For your hair, a cooking pot would be the traditional method. Not sure if you want to go for that look though :D
Damn and blast! If you had posted that 24hours earlier you could have saved my goatee. I just got fed up with fiddling about trimming the bloody thing.
I thought this was a piss take , but was so impressed I ran out to the garage to find a funnell and try it . Now I feel a bit sick and dizzy , i picked up the one i use to put petrol in the lawnmower ...
Damn dude, I don't know what kind of shaver that is, but they should be sponsoring this video. That thing ate through your beard like it was cotton candy!
Maybe he wasn't talking about efficiency... Maybe he was saying that when engineers shave they need the help of a the clergy. Did Clive have an offscreen, ordained *_officiant_* to assist him? As to your spelling assumption, I'm not so sure about that. Ukers, Kiwis, and Stray'ns seem to be getting along ok... As far as I'm aware they haven't started spelling water as "watuh," bear as "beah," building as "beuwding," cold as "coe-d," clerk as "clark," and lava as "laver."
BigClive teaching me how to shave because my father wouldn't. He had issues. I do to. I'm using this cheap, Chinese thing called Happy King. I oil them after every shave. I don't think I could go that fast though. I just take it down to stubble. I get bad razor burn so I don't shave.
What a handy tip! Wet shaved my napper for the first time the other day, felt amazing for 24hrs. Now it feels like the love child from sandpaper and Velcro 😂
In my opinion, not that anyone asked, the "high and tight" or "crew cut" and goatee is the way to go. High speed, low drag up top provides additional cooling for the gray matter and the classic "I'm my own evil twin" on the on the bottom.
This is the first time I've ever seen your face. This was a good first experience. Recommendation: Use a tube instead of a funnel, then you can fit more beard in it. Also, maybe shave down the sides and keep the top floof
Ah, Clive. . . . You've just made my day! I screwed up on my meds yesterday, and been feeling rough as a bear's (er, yeah!) all day today, and this video was just the tonic that no doctor could possibly order!!!
@James Boosting the numbers for... Fear? Financial incentives? Who knows.... Anyway, boosting the numbers doesn't make it not real. It's real alright.... Just not anywhere near as big of a problem as certain Chinese paid people make out.
@James If you want a Dr. explanation on this watch Dr. Mikes honest fact check on Doctor Fact-Checks PLANDEMIC Conspiracy. ua-cam.com/video/TWpjc1QZg84/v-deo.html at 10:33 he talks about Covid and death certificates. He also points out the comparisons of death rates. Not everything is Covid, but yes if you have covid and die you do get counted in the covid tally. You would also get counted in the heart attack tally.. The Cancer tally.. ect.. if those were part of your conditions at the time of death. Any and all of them could be factors in the death of the person.
Welp quarantine has finally made him snap, He will be known as funnel face in his hometown. Striking terror in people who spill liquids in narrow spaces.
Hi Clive, I have a trimmer laying around which broke due some water ingress. It works in a very erratic way, but can't figure out why. Any way you'd be interested in opening it up?
From wizard to history teacher
The transformation is uncanny
Why can't it be both? :D
the historian wizard
*chemistry
Eduardo Rodrigues from Gandalf Lotd of Te Ring to Harry Potty
Imagine recording this and finding out the camera wasn't on
Just reload the quicksave.
My heart dropped reading this lol
Imagine watching this video and finding out your comment was deleted .
Lmfao😂🤣😂
I just imagined it and it was hilarious
Me: why the hell would UA-cam think I want to see this?
Also me: watches whole video in amazement
xD
Wife: Why are you taking our funnel into the bathroom with no pants on?
Me: I need to try something...
lmao
o h n o
@@RiggedDynamo *o h y e s*
@@OlaAremu *H O HO HO*
I laughed a little too hard and a little too long!! People are now staring!!
That was pretty awesome, lol
Beard art coming soon?! 🤔
Uhhh hello there!
Lol Bobby’s here now?
Bobby Duke Arts Hello there.
idk why but I find your comments in one of every 3 videos I watch
I first thought this was the UA-cam algorithm being random. Imagine my surprise when it was actually Big Clive being random instead. Cool trick.
AshGTE its based off of channels you are subscribed to and the type of content you watch
UA-cam: Wanna see a viking trim their beard?
Me: Only because it’s Big Clive.
Don't be ridiculous, Vikings didn't have funnels ;)
@Butter Ball They stored them on the outsides of their helmets when not in use.
I was gonna comment “A great way to get a bad look!” but you actually pull it off. Kudos! 👏
Clive, for a second there, while you had that beard covered, you look EXACTLY like Ralfy. We could finally see the family resemblance!
Today is Friday, August 7th, 2020.
It's 9:51 PM in Aracaju, SE (Brazil)
and I'm watching a man shaving part of his beard while giving a tutorial about the same thing.
Man I love my youtube recommendations...
Is it only me who finds bigclive's voice so soothing??😀
Why I instantly subscribed... also he is a freakin genius!
The problem is the the voice doesn't match the person so I can't stop thinking about it
I fall asleep to one of his videos every night!
No Pajeet we all like it
He reminds me of billy connolly 😂😂
This has become my standard method to trim a goatee... Thank you so much!!!
At first I was like "oh it's not too bad".
Then I noticed the shirt hid the other 90% of it. 😅
Cool! Was a bit worried, but the end result speaks for itself. It works!
why am i, a fourteen year old girl, watching this video. how did i find myself here.
Go away now
@@Jmoneysmoothboy You're possibly going to start dating real girls in what looks like the far future; and no offense buddy, but are you really in a position to be telling girls to go away?
@@iambiggus A swing and a miss haha you know what they say about assumptions ;) I'm kind of worried about you because you felt the need to specify "real girls" but hey it's 2020 and animation has come a long way so if that's your thing more power to you. Personally I would think if a 14 yo girl were to watch a big Clive video it would be more like this one ua-cam.com/video/mcDgOGC5Lcc/v-deo.html
@@iambiggus ok, white knight for 14 year old
@@JuanStufff And now watch as the rest of the virgins line up. That's cool guys, shout it loud and clear.
real life speed runners i see? damn amazing Clive!
1:08 Your trimmer sounds like a sample from The Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic".
no no no no no no no :))))))
I couldn't hear it but I like the song. One thumbs up for you
😂😂😂😂😂
Let‘s be honest, you haven’t searched for this but once again the UA-cam algorithm brought us together
As a guy with a long isolation COVID beard right now, this is an excellent tip to trim up! I've had some mask fitment issues and this will help get a better seal.
Total genius!!! Finally a "life hack" that's actually useful.
For your hair, a cooking pot would be the traditional method. Not sure if you want to go for that look though :D
Distinct possibility this might become your most viewed video ever!
vying with the pink barbie doll no doubt...
Damn and blast! If you had posted that 24hours earlier you could have saved my goatee. I just got fed up with fiddling about trimming the bloody thing.
I thought this was a piss take , but was so impressed I ran out to the garage to find a funnell and try it . Now I feel a bit sick and dizzy , i picked up the one i use to put petrol in the lawnmower ...
"It's quite hard to stick into the funnel."
Same bro *High five
forsenCD
This is the kind of content I’m looking for
Damn dude, I don't know what kind of shaver that is, but they should be sponsoring this video. That thing ate through your beard like it was cotton candy!
UA-cam recommendations are the best, aren't they
When an engineer shaves, an efficiant solution is found :-)
@@andrew_koala2974 Deep breath mah dude, it's going to be okay.s'just a small bodge ya know?
Alistair's comment's totes valid.
Maybe he wasn't talking about efficiency... Maybe he was saying that when engineers shave they need the help of a the clergy. Did Clive have an offscreen, ordained *_officiant_* to assist him?
As to your spelling assumption, I'm not so sure about that. Ukers, Kiwis, and Stray'ns seem to be getting along ok... As far as I'm aware they haven't started spelling water as "watuh," bear as "beah," building as "beuwding," cold as "coe-d," clerk as "clark," and lava as "laver."
a man ahead of his time.
Incredibly satisfying to watch
Went from a wizard to a biker quick
BigClive teaching me how to shave because my father wouldn't. He had issues. I do to. I'm using this cheap, Chinese thing called Happy King. I oil them after every shave. I don't think I could go that fast though. I just take it down to stubble. I get bad razor burn so I don't shave.
You sir are a living legend.
Thank you.
What a handy tip!
Wet shaved my napper for the first time the other day, felt amazing for 24hrs. Now it feels like the love child from sandpaper and Velcro 😂
Especially exciting when you pull a sweatshirt or hoody on and the head grips it like velcro.
This man is a genius
Yo it actually worked I'm crying 😭 mad props 😂
dude went from master splinters look to a master shifu look
you are my favourite surreal art channel after David Lynch's
Gotta make some merch out of that!
"There's a funnel over my mouth"
"Jet black goatee"
This is reminding me of the traditional English haircut with a bowl over the head.
It's an international thing
that is traditional haircut Everywhere my father has photos of him when he was a child that he had gotten the sauce pan haircut
That is a seriously good shaver/clipper!
In my opinion, not that anyone asked, the "high and tight" or "crew cut" and goatee is the way to go. High speed, low drag up top provides additional cooling for the gray matter and the classic "I'm my own evil twin" on the on the bottom.
You look 70 years younger.
he'd be -14 ;-)
This is the first time I've ever seen your face. This was a good first experience.
Recommendation: Use a tube instead of a funnel, then you can fit more beard in it.
Also, maybe shave down the sides and keep the top floof
Expected to put the funnel on your head too - wait, that is Hieronymus Bosch painting...
I stuck my junk in the funnel too, cause that's "stuff" i want to keep
i've always been worried about bringing that death machine near my ballsack so might start doing that too lol
Hagrid would be jealous of your hair and beard.
when he gets old Gandalf will be too
Have you booked your flight to Stockholm Sweden? I can see a Nobel prize comming your way!
Imagine him triming his hair with funnel hahaha like those toys with green hair.. i cant remember the name of that toy xD
Thank heavens you had the funnel, you scared the hell out of me.
Any chance of a "workshop" tour ? I haven't seen that angle before.
Quarantine made me grow a freaking big full beard, so I guess the algorithm is getting smarter....
Did you put the clippings outside?
Birds love it as nest building material.
I didnt know Professor Dumbledore was a UA-camr in his young days!
Ah, Clive. . . . You've just made my day!
I screwed up on my meds yesterday, and been feeling rough as a bear's (er, yeah!) all day today, and this video was just the tonic that no doctor could possibly order!!!
Noooooooooooo..........
Then again, I've had to take my beard off totally due to using a mask 😢
James idiot
@James Go tell that to my dead cousin, want the cemetery location and tomb number?
@James Bellend, have some F*****G respect.
@James
Boosting the numbers for... Fear? Financial incentives? Who knows.... Anyway, boosting the numbers doesn't make it not real. It's real alright.... Just not anywhere near as big of a problem as certain Chinese paid people make out.
@James If you want a Dr. explanation on this watch Dr. Mikes honest fact check on Doctor Fact-Checks PLANDEMIC Conspiracy. ua-cam.com/video/TWpjc1QZg84/v-deo.html
at 10:33 he talks about Covid and death certificates. He also points out the comparisons of death rates.
Not everything is Covid, but yes if you have covid and die you do get counted in the covid tally. You would also get counted in the heart attack tally.. The Cancer tally.. ect.. if those were part of your conditions at the time of death. Any and all of them could be factors in the death of the person.
Hey Clive, could you like, maybe in one of your next videos just say at the beginning "This is the lockpicking lawyer,"
This is my favourite video on youtube
Hello Sergeant Popwell! A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!
I am finally done with Covid 19. Last thing was to watch a man trim his beard🤣
A good tip, from experience is to have a spare trimmer for when the original decides to break half way through. ;-)
That’s a badass goatee dude
I randomly stumbled upon this video, and it's pure gold. #Skillz
The more interesting thing is where did you get those ttimmer
I love you and your brother you make the best videos
those giant spools of solder wire on top of those bins
Who knew that I'd enjoy watching a grown man shave his massive beard
That trimmer was ridiculously effective... This should be an ad for them.
Job well done. Also, thats lots of solder 😁
This is actually so awesome!
That trimmer is amazing!
What is inside?
Use a vacuum cleaner to pull the beard through the funnel?
So the beard equivalent of a bowl cut? A funnel cut.
I'm surprised you didn't tear open the trimmer before using it
Woah that's what Bane looks like under the mask
Now the funnel start!
Holy crap! What brand trimmer is that, it’s a beast
That is a good trimmer!
I have the same type of trimmer. But now i have funnel envy.
It almost makes me cry everytime I do this. I think I look "better" when I do it, but just think, all that work, gone. :-D
Dang what trimmer is that??
Never mind I see it in description
Next is a strip down and mod of the trimmers with up rated batteries.....
Welp quarantine has finally made him snap, He will be known as funnel face in his hometown. Striking terror in people who spill liquids in narrow spaces.
Saw the thumbnail, immediately excellent
Looking at the goatee Roy Wood came to mind.
Do you put a bowl on your head when you get a hair cut also?
Ok what have you done with big Clive?
Its like the bowlcut of beards
Damn, you're looking good.
Let me give you a firm hug.
I was expecting a bicycle or a shopping trolley to come falling out.
Hi Clive, I have a trimmer laying around which broke due some water ingress. It works in a very erratic way, but can't figure out why. Any way you'd be interested in opening it up?
Ready for the ladies, very nice!
Champion idea, great life hack !
Need a bowl cut to go with the funnel goatee
Somehow I expected you to have at least a red beard!
So now i pronounce u "The 🐐"
Never seen a beard cut like that....Havent realy seen many beards cut at all...Buts i guess thats as good as any method....
Do you dye your hair? In any case you are looking gorgeous in this video. 10/10 Big Clive is hawt! ♥
if Scott Manley took pills,
Instead of flying rockets.
Dan Smith funny but brutal, it was brutally funny.
Damn that was pretty quick🤠