Chris: Casually terrorising a 3 year old Clara: Doing a full on backflip/front flip Michael: But I can’t frickin eat- Ennard: Of all the jobs- * suffocates child with burger * Goldie: Thows hammer at a child Nightmare: But I’m the one causing the funerals not planning them- Liz: BEAT THE F*CK OUTA EVERYONE KID William after ripping out that child’s organs: You look just like my son
Just imagine William and Chris talking about what they did at their jobs Chris:so dad what did you do? William:I ripped someone apart to kill them. Chris:Cool! William: What did you do Chris? Chris: I traumatized a kid about me fighting of the nightmares telling him it’s true and leaving not telling him that boy was me. William:Now that a true Afton!
Lmao I need to babysit my 1year old sister and I'm literally telling her something scary then he doesn't want come to me and my mom is questioning me: what did you do?😐
Liz:If they think you're a devil,THEN GIVE THEM WHAT THEY THINK! My classmates who think I'm just a shy and smart girl* That's her real personality ! Me who acts like a weird maniac when I'm with my friends* WHO SAYS IM SHY?!
And welcome to another episode of: Goldie letting criminals walk free, being bullied and beating people up with his hammer like Thor Normal day here :>
I like how chris just casually traumatizes a child, nightmare deals with grieving parents by punishment, and William just steals organs to sell on the black market...
nightmares job fits him so well Ennard looks like he could OWN MIC DONALDS XD omg I predict the future wow I mean the colors helped predict but still XD Chris looks like a 6-year-old, and he's gonna babysit XD oh nooo and Liz is a therapist, i thought Chris would be more therapist type and Liz would dress up the little kids XD
Maybe not bc Goldie almost sent that guy to the hospital where he will die bc william afton works there for the day and yeah Edit: 😑 who cares it is a video
@Xx_Øffïcér Døģģy_xX uh ok let me explain Williams job was a doctor and nightmare's was a funeral planner, While william was a doctor he took out some of the persons organs (Ex. Heart) And I was saying nightmare plan a funeral because of that :>
@Withered Ari I think she knows what they are and I think they know cause of Micheal she just did not wanna says cuts so she said Gucci bracelets also to make him feel a bit better
*"He is now in Heaven or Hell"* Me: *Laughing my but off* My mind: *"I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing-* *Not even 10 seconds later* Nightmare: *"Brings out the body* Me: *Dying*
My reactions: Nightmare: "I'm not the one that plans the funeral, I'm the one that causes death -_- " Me: Lmao XD Chris: *Traumatized a 3 year old child* "I'm a great babysitter UwU" Me: Dude- You traumatized a kid ;-; Goldie: *Threatens the people in the court just to get along* Me: I figured this would happen -_- Clara: *Turns up music then dances while cleaning Me: Typical Clara U-U Michael: *Hides the pie in the drawer* Me: *Feeling bad for Michael but at the same time laughing* Liz: "Show those TICTAC heads whose the Boss!" Me: Maybe Liz should be a permanent Therapist Ennard: "I don't know what to do here cause I think I'm a replacement" Kid: Then what are you doing here if you don't even know what to do No one: Me: Legend has it that Ennard is confused XD
“Nightmare your a funeral planner” Me: having a dark literal nightmare plan a funeral... this should be interesting! 🤣 Also ennard working at McDonald’s was ✨ P E R F E C T ✨
You know,most of the organs would've already stopped functioning and will have been deemed useless by the time William could've brought them to Michael.
**Nightmare comparing himself to Goldie**
Me: *uhhh I’m not sure-*
There both trash bags, just different color sorts
OMG ONE SECOND AGO
@@ansun1987 YOU
@@ansun1987 1 SEC AGO
GINGER
Nightmare:”your hair was never beautiful”
Goldie:”i was always more good looking than you”
Chris:”you sure about that?”
Chris: “I’ll tell you a story”
Chris: **tells whole fnaf timeline**
The kid: **is now 36**
@2A黃曦樂 nah
oof
@2A黃曦樂 nopee
LMFAO
@2A黃曦樂 he grew up because the story was so long
Nightmare: *Pulls dead body out of grave*
Parents: WHY IS OUR SON SO HIDEOUS
PLS-
OH PLEASE ILL DO THAT TO MY GRANDMOTHER 👵
@@moonlight6497 lol-
Yummy food
At least they got to see em xD
Nobody:
Elizabeth: raising psychopaths in her office.
Ohhhhh. A normal Elizabeth Afton :D
Yeah very much like her
Yep I worry the children
Yes ;)
I know
When the little girl said to ennard “a mean one,”
Me who still has Christmas songs in my head
“YoUR A MEaN ONe MiStEr gRInCh!”
When I read a mean one on your comment before I saw mr grinch I said it lol
It’s yOuR a mEaN onE mR EnNaRd
@@wolfixeznotafurry
OM- Yes!
Good one ; )
Me: thanks for the likes : D
Also me: dying inside ;-;
“Liz, you’re a therapist.”
This can only end horribly and you know it.
🤔
“Sir what’s the problem?”
“I’m depressed”
“Want some ice cream?”
@@1978cwilson haha lol!
Liz is weird
Yea..
*’I can’t plan a funeral because I’m the one that causes deaths.’*
- Nightmare 2021
Yep (He’s a nightmare not a funeral planner)
Lololololol
lol
Lol
@@elizabethafton7331 In My House I Have Ice Cream Cones And Vanilla Ice Cream, I Think I Ate Your Ice Cream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Liz: **a therapist**
Bon-Bon: "Are you challenging me?"
lol XD
LMAO YES
Hey nice pfp 👉👈
YESSS
Lol yass
Chris: Casually terrorising a 3 year old
Clara: Doing a full on backflip/front flip
Michael: But I can’t frickin eat-
Ennard: Of all the jobs- * suffocates child with burger *
Goldie: Thows hammer at a child
Nightmare: But I’m the one causing the funerals not planning them-
Liz: BEAT THE F*CK OUTA EVERYONE KID
William after ripping out that child’s organs: You look just like my son
Yes
William the New Scooper
Out of everyone, Clara got the easiest job next to Ennard and Chris.
My brother and mom we’re watching me while I read this comment....
@@kenzieshea8223 I-
The most hilarious was when William ripped out the guy’s organs. Also the funeral Nightmare attempted to plan was kinda funny.
True and
I AM FIRST TO COMMENT XJFUVDH
And did he just ate the heart?!
I think the fact that enn worked at McDonald's is funnier
Good for u
@•꧁Eʟɪᴢᴀʙᴇᴛʜ Aғᴛᴏɴ꧂• ok
Just imagine William and Chris talking about what they did at their jobs
Chris:so dad what did you do?
William:I ripped someone apart to kill them.
Chris:Cool!
William: What did you do Chris?
Chris: I traumatized a kid about me fighting of the nightmares telling him it’s true and leaving not telling him that boy was me.
William:Now that a true Afton!
William said i going to take all his organs
Me be like: micheal will going to get new organs
Liz: *is a therapist*
BonBon: "HEY THAT MY JOB"
I thought that to
For funtime freddy only
Yeah lol
-Ye no-
Chris: traumatizes a 3 year old child
Chris: “I’m a great babysitter”
Lmao I need to babysit my 1year old sister and I'm literally telling her something scary then he doesn't want come to me and my mom is questioning me: what did you do?😐
10 stars ✨
@@Liarch1ensh7 oh sh
I will officially scare my 7 yr old sis
But she knows fnaf so I'll tell her something very scary
He is a professional
Chris: *Tells his story*
Me: CHRIS STOP YOUR SCARING HIM!
The child: lays there tramatized
IKR
Well What kind of nightmares we will have next ?
@@CertifiedAlejandro *real ones*
*he will be crying child 2.0 modern edition*
Poor child
@Bâsïl FNAF lol ik right
R.i.p Goldie.... he don’t get any love. Makes me sad :(..
Rip him
Nobody:
Nightmare: *is a funeral planner*
Me: *imaging Nightmare planning Goldie's funeral*
Helo
This should be a bonus 🤣🤣🤣
Yep i cant wait for Goldie's funeral as an episod
HECK YAS
Goldie Literally get his Face ripped off
Chris and Nightmare: *Laughing to death*
Goldie: IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Well of course not-
Is halleres
@@funtimegamer156 you mean Hilarious?
Right
It's hilarious
The 160 like
“This dude is having surgery because of his heart”
“Breathing problems I think”
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
CORONA
@@hyunnebee OH SHI-
@@Soph-ze3ju *hah I didn’t say the full curse word so now I am the almighty*
@InternetBlueberry yep
@@Soph-ze3ju uncultured woman
Liz:If they think you're a devil,THEN GIVE THEM WHAT THEY THINK!
My classmates who think I'm just a shy and smart girl*
That's her real personality !
Me who acts like a weird maniac when I'm with my friends*
WHO SAYS IM SHY?!
IM THE EXACT SAMEEEEE
Nobody:
Not even nobody:
William: welp he dead now
@BobaTea- Gacha ikr xD
I love that part. It would be cooler if the doctors saw (⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃
Chris: * Tells the child his life of his nightmares *
Me: CHRIS YOU GONNA SCARE THE DANG CHILD HE IS ONLY THREE
Well he wasn't that scared of the nightmares when he was 5 so the kid can handle it.
Ik but the Chris was always being teased by Mike I was just saying for a joke I dont wanna start drama
William: *eating organs*
Me: so that’s where Michaels organs went after he got scooped
true
@@Vendettasno1fan oh shit
Oh
HAHAHAHIM CRYING
OH GEEZ- *well ok*
Shadow:*gives the Aftons jobs*
Aftons:*making people angry or depressed*
or dead
Michael if he was the surgeon: ....
“I’ll be taking these-“
*Snatches patients organs*
OH MY LORD-
So true
True facts lol
LMAO
Agreeable 😂
me: see's William in a doctor suit
me again: Ok everyone time to move out and never going to the doctor again :)
yep yep
suddenly all my childhood fears of doctors has come true
lets leave before the scalpels come out
@@ashielilystar6134 More like leave before the KNIFES come out
@@iamabeautifulpensi why do I feel like William would be more dangerous as a doctor?
He’s a doctor
( instantly remembers 2020😷)
*the people who don’t have a job* : haha lol imagine having a job
*them now* : whyyy-
lol
*whyy*
Lol
Lol
I have a job- it's baby sitting luckly I get paid
Nightmare is a savage he just pulls him out the grave
And welcome to another episode of:
Goldie letting criminals walk free, being bullied and beating people up with his hammer like Thor
Normal day here :>
yep
Yes
Yes wait whaaa
Yes
Yes
William: I could just talk out all his organs
Me: yea give them to Mike
Exactly my idea!
SAME
*Chris: Talking about himself*
*Kid: Oh mah gawd-*
If Chris told me that story I would of just be like him
@Zelaq XD
@@KEYKEYDOULVME1 XD
Same XD
I would be like:I have searched that from google dude!!
Your right
Karen’s be like: “ThIs ViDeO iS nOt 24 HoUrS!!!”
LMAO I LIGIT CHOKED ON MY PICKLE- BAHAHAHHHAHAHHAH
@@sirknowsalot3775 Damn-
i
Hell yea they would
Me:DUMB KAREN ITS GACHA LOGIC
"I can't Plan a funeral because I'm the one that causes deaths"
Me: **dead inside**
//////
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likes
#LongCOMMENTUSEEN
But your not dead on the outside ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@miha_sa I hadn't thought of that¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
Wth happend to my long comment?
Goldie: screams
Ennard: screams
Nightmare: that was definitely enmard
Me: but how? It's the same scream-
Cuz they sure do know each other well 😌
*-Elizabeth getting brushed on the face with a broom by Clara-*
*-Elizabeth: -ignores it and laughs--*
*3:01*
omg YAS
Me : Is William a doctor?-
My mind : A doctor which kills yes.
Edit : OMFG SO MUCH LIKES TYSMMMMMMMM
@Withered Ari oh, cool
UwU
yes
LMAO
He can fake surgery’s and kill them and pretend they went wrong ;-;
Chris : scars a child to death
Also Chris: im a great baby sitter
Wheese
@@maikol1433 HAHA *wheeze* but still HAHA
True
Honestly best baby sitter ever, scare them to death so they get scared whenever their alone and always listens to their parents-
Well atleast that kid has a lesson-
*lesson learned: dont fight back your parents because they will hire a babysitter like Chris*
I like how chris just casually traumatizes a child, nightmare deals with grieving parents by punishment, and William just steals organs to sell on the black market...
But ate the heart 🤢
@@Rosebud_XD you do know he drinks blood as well right?
bruhhhhhhh it is so true
@@Shattered_Spirit I know that and he needs some help
Guy Liz was talking with: “..and my classmates tease me about it”
Me: Yikes, he has the case of the Chris
Will: I'm gunna rip out his organs and eat his heart His family: palm to face
Michael be like: there goes someone else who suffered my fate- (somethin similar-)
Face palm*
@Withered Ari I- its cannibal he's not cannibalism
I’m like what O.O the poor dude though...
*When you realize the gravestone she made is actually a bucket*
OH
@@jellofishhiezz if you’re not Alisha, who is?
(This is a joke im not making fun of your username)
Chana Davis No, if you see her QnA video, she is a female
Chana Davis Huh?
Chana Davis Shadows made a custom grave stone using a bucket
me: *sees william as a docter*
Also me: sOmEoNe GoNnA dIe ToDaY
KKKKKKYYYYYUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEE PPPPIIIICCCC
@@lindakatheiser3347 eh wut-
@@Cindy-dj6jw it’s cutie pie
Only if Clara had that one kid who purposely keeps dropping rubbish right infront of her 0-0
Nobody:
Just nobody:
Me:OUT OF ALL THE JOBS ENNARD COULD GET HE GOT THE WORST
@SquirtNoDo EXOTIC BUTTERS
Ennard:*pushing Goldie*
Chris & Nightmare:*laugh*
Goldie:It's not funny*cry*
I have an original idea: Aftons invert personalities for a day
So..... no
@@epicbro11 You are not Shadow’s Glitch
It’s already happened I’m pretty sure
This would be cool can I use this?
That's a good idea
nightmares job fits him so well
Ennard looks like he could OWN MIC DONALDS XD
omg I predict the future wow
I mean the colors helped predict but still XD
Chris looks like a 6-year-old, and he's gonna babysit XD oh nooo
and Liz is a therapist, i thought Chris would be more therapist type and Liz would dress up the little kids XD
What normal people see: The Afton Family and some animatronics have jobs for a day
What we see: *CHAOS*
Haha so truuueee
EXACTLY
Yes we see chaos XD
When you said “Ennard you are a worker at McDonalds” That really cracked me up 😂😝😂
Same
Lol😂
Same😂
Same lol (・∀・)
I’m concerned
William: "becomes a nurse"
Me:well you got the easy job cause you rip kids in half
Me:rip 'em up then stich them together like there T0Y'S
Me: *sees nightmare’s clothing as a human*
Also me: am I simping again i
simp on meh child
LMAO
Goldie: *Throws hammer and knocks out guy*
Goldie: I'm the best
Maybe not bc Goldie almost sent that guy to the hospital where he will die bc william afton works there for the day and yeah
Edit: 😑 who cares it is a video
Goldie: I got a hammer nice ✌🏻
My thoughts: *he’s thanos now*
I'M DYING INSIDE RN XDDDDD
LMAOO
thanos doesent have a hammer thor does
Ya mean Thor??
LOL
When I heard what Chris was doing, I just burst out laughing.
Almost everyone- William Is a KILLING DOCTOR!
Me: Nightmare planned this funeral rn-
Lol
@Xx_Øffïcér Døģģy_xX it's in the video
@Xx_Øffïcér Døģģy_xX uh ok let me explain Williams job was a doctor and nightmare's was a funeral planner, While william was a doctor he took out some of the persons organs (Ex. Heart) And I was saying nightmare plan a funeral because of that :>
@Xx_Øffïcér Døģģy_xX no
@Xx_Øffïcér Døģģy_xX Uh
When Nightmare said: “So I get to see a burnt Macaroni?” (Goldie)
I dropped my IPod on my face-
I'M DYING JSKSBEVOAWGIEGES
EAT IT
The little boy with Lizzy: *rolls up his sleeves to reveal cuts*
Lizzy: *"IS THAT KETCHUP"*
Also Lizzy: *"NO KETCHUP GUCCI BRACELETS"*
@Withered Ari I think she knows what they are and I think they know cause of Micheal she just did not wanna says cuts so she said Gucci bracelets also to make him feel a bit better
Nightmare: funeral planner
When is goldie's funeral planned?
22nd March, 2022
@@underthesha noted
@@underthesha me: nooooo Goldie my favorite nightmare Nightmare: what did u say. Also nightmare: kills me.
@@bananasilver5809 Cringe
(My opinion)
@@underthesha good
"I can't plan a funeral, because I'm the one that caused deaths."
-Nightmare 2021 ✌✨
Pls do
"Goldie gets sick or goes missing"
Or
"Afton's switch personalities"
Example:Ennard would like to dance and Clara would like Exotic butters.
Oh I like this a lot
i think she made one like that with afton switch personalities
Y E S
M
Im pretty sure a robot cant get sick
If ennard is a worker at McDonald's, doesn't that mean *he's Ronald McDonald himself?-*
Good point
Hmmmmmm
:o
Yessssss
Yuppp
"William your surgeon"
Me when sees sparkles appearing on william's head: Hm, what u gonna do remove all organs to kill?
ENNARD. IS. SO. CUTEEEEEE!!!!! Plus Chris’s story was amazing BRAVO your earn a Scare A Kid And Never Let Him Sleep Award!!!
I think Goldie was actually a Judge bc they don’t call lawyers “your honor ”.
Yes he was
True
13:29
Are we not gonna talk about how perfect that yeet was?
It is a BOOTIFUL yeet
“No more mister nice boy”
“turn kill mode on” got me 😂
“and ennard you are a worker at mcdonald’s”
i love that line 😂
William: *eats the heart*
Me: He just ate that man's heart.....I'm scared
Same Here
I'm Very scared of William. ;-;
He reminds me of that myth out the Greek mythology when the feather was lighter than the heart he ate the hart
And that my man is called a...
_C A N N I B A L_
You guys are all brave and strong
And it's just a video he'll never hurt you cuz his story
Was about murdering but in real life never gonna be true.
Me: Ooo, a headset. Ennard must be a streamer or something.
You: And Ennard you work at McDonalds.
Me: . - .
@@mil5608 Me too xD
@@J4M35_W1NZ_EXE S.A.M.E
Me being the parent to the kid:here
Chris: :>
Chris:tells “story”
Child:mother
Me:give me back MY money
William just killd that person instead of saving them XD omg that was so funny 😂 XD
“Ennard you’re a worker at McDonald’s”
Me: For a second I thought he was a DJ player 👁👄👁
Ur not the only one Uw7
Same
I thought that to but I was en idiot he was McDonald's so I laughed so heard on eveything
Were dumb
I know I was like:
He’S cOoL
"Ennard you're a worker at McDonald's." You LITERALLY killed me! I thought he was a weird looking DJ 🤣🤣🤣
me: *thoughts ennard was a pilot
turns out: HE WORKS AT MC DONALDs
ʜᴇ ɪs ʀᴏɴᴀʟᴅ ᴍᴄᴅᴏɴᴀʟᴅ
I thought he was a gamer
I thought he was a Dj 0-0
@Esther Podolny me to
i though he was any sport player but he works at at mc donalds xD
WHEN SHADOW TOLD ALL THEIR JOBS I WAS LAUGHING MY EYES OUT-🤣🤣🤣
Clara: *turns into a janitor*
Me:The house wife has appeared
*"He is now in Heaven or Hell"*
Me: *Laughing my but off*
My mind: *"I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing-*
*Not even 10 seconds later*
Nightmare: *"Brings out the body*
Me: *Dying*
NIGHTMARE YOU HAVE SOMEONE ELSE TO BURY-
@@catsrcute111 Yuh UnU
LOL
Lady: You should eat the second one
Me: NO HE HAS NO ORGANS HE CANT EAT
Michael: **Shoves pie in drawer**
goldie is a perfect lawyer and nobody can change my mind
You: Ennard you’re a worker at McDonald’s
Me: Dying*
Me: I thought he was an ultimate gamer-
@someone same
@someone me too-
@someone exactly he looked like one
Chiaki Nanami no actually ENNARD the ultimate gamer
@@strawberry2154 Yes dangaronpa vibes
My reactions:
Nightmare: "I'm not the one that plans the funeral, I'm the one that causes death -_- "
Me: Lmao XD
Chris: *Traumatized a 3 year old child* "I'm a great babysitter UwU"
Me: Dude- You traumatized a kid ;-;
Goldie: *Threatens the people in the court just to get along*
Me: I figured this would happen -_-
Clara: *Turns up music then dances while cleaning
Me: Typical Clara U-U
Michael: *Hides the pie in the drawer*
Me: *Feeling bad for Michael but at the same time laughing*
Liz: "Show those TICTAC heads whose the Boss!"
Me: Maybe Liz should be a permanent Therapist
Ennard: "I don't know what to do here cause I think I'm a replacement"
Kid: Then what are you doing here if you don't even know what to do
No one:
Me: Legend has it that Ennard is confused XD
huh?
Liz is a bad girl. I have the feeling. Don’t mess with her, she’s evil
Goldie, insulting Ennards hat: It's ugly
Ennard: *Angry spaghetti noises*
How tf did I get so many likes
But it hasn’t even been a full 20 mins yet-
Lol
Lol you were never pretty goldie
His angry spaghetti noises are *nom nom nom* cause he spaghetti and peeps eat spaghetti
YOU FORGOT DA BURNT PART UnU
Ennard: GOLDIE WHERE ARE YOU!?
Nightmare: Hes in here!!
Can you not imagine like nightmare as a kid saying that.
that part cracks me up LMAO
Kid: Story!
Chris: *Tells is life story*
Kid: 😰
Nightmare: i cant find anything good to say in this book
Me: ISNT THAT CLARAS FAMILY!?
“Ennard your a worker at McDonald’s”
Wait... OMG PLZ GIMME NUGGETS!!!!!!!
I wanted to see Nightmare go to the Court and make another competition with Goldie XD
"Im a great babysitter"
Me: You Scared the 3 year old cuz you told him stories about this kid who died.
Which was himself
@@moonstar5960 yup
@@emily_the_fun6034 Totally agree.
“Nightmare your a funeral planner”
Me: having a dark literal nightmare plan a funeral... this should be interesting! 🤣
Also ennard working at McDonald’s was ✨ P E R F E C T ✨
Chris: *tells 'bedtime story's
Me: *Falls asleep*
19:05
William: *eats that persons heart*
Me: William must be enjoying his life right now , because he can eat as much hearts as he wants
i was waiting for ennard to start swinging him around when he grabbed him
Sparkling why is vamps drunk?
Ennard: working at McDonalds and getting mad
Me: *f r e e m c n u g g i e s*
Y e s
Yusssssss
“There you are” *eats heart* me : did he realize how disgusting he is? O-o
Idk yuck
I eat hearts and kindey stones so what
He’s a serial killer and is dead and loves blood what do you expect owo
I don't find him disgusting, I find him interesting.......... and awesome! UWU
Nope cause he ain’t disgusting he is bootiful
William having that job is a cardiologist and there should be more people to help with the breathing stuff 👁👄👁
Willaim: “cutting organs” me pov: you shoud have gave those to micheal :)
What a waste UnU
when your internet has a mental breakdown when you’re trying to be early/first: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
your right
I think you should calm your internet down before complaining it, because it may make your internet have another mental breakdown
Me when my internet won't work: *insert me throwing my phone across the room and almost hitting my brother XD)
William: eats organs*
Me: you know you could've given them to Michael
You know,most of the organs would've already stopped functioning and will have been deemed useless by the time William could've brought them to Michael.
I actually laughed so hard when you said "ENNARD YOU WORK AT MCDONALDS"😂😂