As an actual beekeeper, I can tell you that 3:06 is actually true and it's destroying the honey market. Manufacturers will mix corn syrup with honey and market it as "pure, raw, natural honey".
Pure* * = Only pure if stays away from a testing lab, kit or machine. Compiling under USA Food law which we definitely didn't make in our dreams by ourselves.
"If the manufacturer cannot meet market demands, high fructose corn syrup will be shipped in, bottled, and sold under the same label." It's more accurate than you think.
What if he did it and hid a point where he lied, but it was believable, and mentioned it so you would be looking the whole time, when the bit he lied on was that bit
I used to work as a beekeeper and there's actually one thing you missed. Sometimes some of the older bees will have erectile disfunction and can't ejaculated the necter, so in every honey factory there's one guy that "helps them along" to maximize honey production.
Yeah, my dad was a Bee Fluffer. I always assumed it was keeping them fuzzy or something, but after learning the truth the memory of him coming home from work every day with a big smile on his face has raised some disturbing questions...
Fun and true bee fact: before beekeepers figured out how to stop the queen from getting into the honeycombs, many of those honey cells would in fact contain developing bee larvae. To extract the honey, the entire comb would just be mashed and strained, larvae and all. Traditional honey isn't vegetarian.
I like how you say "traditional honey isn't vegan" as if there's some community of honey purists who claim that the flavor of honey was better before they stopped putting crushed bee larvae in it
@@TheVibes101 dont need to, i know beyond a shadow of a doubt hes lying, and thats all that matters. If you believe the fool, then you literally may as well have the word gullible tattooed on your forhead.
True fact! The "bees wax lining" at 2:55 is a man made kind of scaffolding. Normally bees make the honeycomb a certain size, *the correct size*. People sometimes make the scaffold a little bigger than it should be in an attempt to get more honey. Consequently the extra room in the comb allows parasites to live on the young bees. This is causing colonies to fail and could lead to extinction of Honey Bees.
I was gonna correct you, but then I reread what you said.. it's sad... usually you can sort it out if the package says honey sauce. I use local honey for mead making. Only the best will do.
I agree spun honey tastes better. 2:11 However I believe that inserting the frames into the extractor to spin the honey on a vertical axis provides a superior product compared to honey that was spun on its horizontal axis.
As a (former for now) beekeeper, this video is absolutely hilarious. Especially the honey gathering part, as it’s not stored in their balls; it’s stored in their honey stomachs and then regurgitated into the mouths of other workers and then into cells. An endless cycle of vomiting.
Shoutout to this video thanks to it I used it as a source without knowing it was a parody and presented to my 8th grade science class as my fun end of the year fact that bees carry nectar in their bee balls, ejaculate it, and then other bees eat it breaking down complex sugars. I also believed that Splenda was actually a real sugar bees help make.
“Over time, this honey is meticulously crafted into a tremendous work of architectural and chemical ingenuity, which means it’s the perfect opportunity for the beekeeper to step in and ruin everything.” Yeah, that scans.
Its sad that they do actually mix cron syrup into honey a lot of the time and sometimes just outright flavour it as honey. I'm lucky enough to have an uncle who owns a local honey farm and the only additives they put in are when they make flavored honey candy sticks (the rootbeer ones are great) or when they make honey butter (creaned honey with a bit of butter and either orange zest or cinnamon).
This show was a very iconic part of my childhood, takes me back lol cant believe I haven't seen this till now.. Timing couldn't be better though, been having a very crappy time lately but I seen these videos and I cant stop laughing...❤❤ thank you so much for making my weekend, am now a big fan.
That's depressing. And hilarious! Also entirely believable because vegans really are so stupid that they do think that _actively helping bees do their thing by providing them with safe, sturdy, protected hives to live in and clearing out excess honey so they have space_ is somehow abusing them, so of course they'd get fooled by these expertly crafted comedy videos.
I'd hate for others in the far distant future after we've destroyed the earth for its resources to discover this and think it's legit and not realise it's just a joke.
I remember watching this first time when i was 14, I didn't even concentrate on what the guy was saying and I thought that this was legit real documentary. Boy was I wrong.
3:07 This is actually a true fact, tho mostly they do it just to make bigger profits. "More than a quarter of commercial honey brands have potentially been watered down with sugar cane, corn syrup or other products"
@@Trainboi1983this dude just copied the timed comment with 900 likes below this one 3 years after it was made, they even bolded the *nut* and capitalized it to be “original”
"This offering. While convenient.. *is NEVER ENOUGH."*
So Heartless
Have you seen the other videos?
You know this is satire yet?
Or is this satire
"So uncivilized"
-General Kenobi
@@vortigan7362 it's "So uncivilized."
@@epiktom5768
Correct it
The spinning part is to actually make the honey frames nauseous and vomit out honey
MrHack4never he does the talking, not you.
Ironic that honey is actually bee vomit as well
i thought that was a nasa project to prepare bees for space
nnggg hhaa
You won the internet
Android_ Rathalos wdym, the pollen is actually stored in the ballsack
I'm actually a bee Keeper in real life and I love the fresh bees, they're so crunchy.
I disagree they need to be liqufied with a giant pulsating blade to extract the flavor.
I like mine dipped in ketchup
nice
@@wetlettuce4768 no no no they have to be put into the bee centrifuge
@@bluelightning3290 Shit glass.
As an actual beekeeper, I can tell you that 3:06 is actually true and it's destroying the honey market. Manufacturers will mix corn syrup with honey and market it as "pure, raw, natural honey".
Pure*
* = Only pure if stays away from a testing lab, kit or machine. Compiling under USA Food law which we definitely didn't make in our dreams by ourselves.
You lose. Companies win.
Irl snotty boy
Do you touch the bees?
Do you touch the bees? You need to answer, we have a gun, we will shoot. Answer the questions and you will be let out.
"Inside the hive are wooden frames, normally they're coated with honey, but this one unfortunetly has been infested with bees"
Yes, we all watched the same video.
but dont wiry, he is actually a fireman not a beekeeper!
@@Popebug yeah but you didn't get hundreds of likes quoting the video, so what's your point bruv
Ahh not again
@@forknife326 I believe his point is that jchampneys got likes just from quoting the obvious.
"If the manufacturer cannot meet market demands, high fructose corn syrup will be shipped in, bottled, and sold under the same label."
It's more accurate than you think.
as someone w a corn allergy i second this statement
@@fauxhuman0if you live in the US, RIP. Everything here is made of corn
@@kunodleM yeah lol
forces me to be healthyish tho!
On April fools you better make one where you actually say how it's made.
Kinda like that YSAC episode about potatoes (not the mashed potatopology video).
Or take an episode and stay perfectly on script with no jokes to confuse everyone.
What if he did it and hid a point where he lied, but it was believable, and mentioned it so you would be looking the whole time, when the bit he lied on was that bit
@@superzova Yes.
HE DID IT
“Honey, you want some honey from the supermarket?”
“Yes, just make sure it shows the label with spin approved on it.”
Make sure it’s extra ejaculate
I used to work as a beekeeper and there's actually one thing you missed.
Sometimes some of the older bees will have erectile disfunction and can't ejaculated the necter, so in every honey factory there's one guy that "helps them along" to maximize honey production.
So you are a beekeeper too lol
Its someones job to jack off the elderly?
It was a joke videoooo
@@temcollegstuden8025 it was a joke commeeeeeent
Yeah, my dad was a Bee Fluffer. I always assumed it was keeping them fuzzy or something, but after learning the truth the memory of him coming home from work every day with a big smile on his face has raised some disturbing questions...
0:23
ahh, so _thats_ why they're called honey *nut* cheerios.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Yessssssssssssssssssssssss
Mayhapssssssssssssssssss
Yesssssssssssssssssss
LMAO
Your name implies that you really like bees
I believe it's actually a reference to Mrs. Ashley Huggbees of Fullers Earth, Arizona, because we like saying the word, "Huggbees".
It's hip to fuck bees.
ua-cam.com/video/REVJuXpo--8/v-deo.html
"You...like bees,or jazz..."
420th like
This man deserves an award for honest journalism.
in the animal kingdom
Better than FOX.
How it's actually made: babies
How it's actually made: friends
How it's actually made: ted talk
How it's actually made: shrimp
How it's actually made: Milk
How it's actually made: the big gay
How it's actually made: Humble by Kendrick Lamar
How it’s actually made: huggbees
Please stop
“Any Straggling *B E E S* are liquefied, thank to a giant pulsating blade”
I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am UA-cam's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear alex
@@AxxLAfriku what?
I mean, he's not wrong! Bees are definitely going to be pureed by that thing.
Fun and true bee fact: before beekeepers figured out how to stop the queen from getting into the honeycombs, many of those honey cells would in fact contain developing bee larvae. To extract the honey, the entire comb would just be mashed and strained, larvae and all. Traditional honey isn't vegetarian.
extra protein
I guess removing the larva would just be too much work...
I like how you say "traditional honey isn't vegan" as if there's some community of honey purists who claim that the flavor of honey was better before they stopped putting crushed bee larvae in it
"The bees wax lining of the honeycomb will go on to be used as optical illusions you will find on clickbait websites. "
This was my favorite phrase of the video haha
I tricked my teacher to show this in class XD
Spurs Sweden Mapping
Ha I wish I could have been there to see that
@@TheVibes101 dont need to, i know beyond a shadow of a doubt hes lying, and thats all that matters. If you believe the fool, then you literally may as well have the word gullible tattooed on your forhead.
🅱️enis 🔞
@@saltyspitoon792 Well he didn't reply so he must 🅱e lying.
Spurs Sweden Mapping omg yeshahahahahhahaha
Dont worry this men actually is a fireman not a bee keeper
LMAO
that was also my favourite
"It's true, we dont know why it's true, but it is, so please dont write into us why it's true"
Omfg i love this channel
This is not the official one its a parody
@@rayirth.upside-down bruh ik
@@rayirth.upside-down thanks sherlock
"Honey is winnie the poohs favourite food"
- THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN BANNED IN CHINA -
Oof
99% of the internet is banned by China
@@Merlodica no, they justa banned Google bc pf trump's ban on huawei and use their own company
@@heptaval and thne China regulates the internet and people are only privy to certain things and social score and bs lol
@@Merlodica that’s because Communism can’t work if people knew there was an option
"Marijuana smoke to calm them down" lmfao
That one is true.
@Shiki * I think this should be a joke
@Shiki * i got some bad news...
most of the time it really is marijuana and if it's not it's another drug
I died
I'm pretty sure that's not even a joke, it's real.
keep pumping these out my dude love em
radarpinki hey, just thought I’d let you know you typed this in a UA-cam comment section and the message didn’t reach your boyfriend
nüt
Lol
Dexis shnavage
“This breaks the sugar down into two cumplex sugars: glucose, and Splenda” 😂
Cumplex?
@@transbiologistthetransesto7956 im transphobic
@@Bigjoebig Cringe
@Chonghan L im also homophobic
@@grimms4402 I'm also a bit racist
thinking about how sticky that entire factory would be gives me anxiety
True fact! The "bees wax lining" at 2:55 is a man made kind of scaffolding. Normally bees make the honeycomb a certain size, *the correct size*. People sometimes make the scaffold a little bigger than it should be in an attempt to get more honey. Consequently the extra room in the comb allows parasites to live on the young bees. This is causing colonies to fail and could lead to extinction of Honey Bees.
Extinction of honey bees. Good joke.
@@victoriapschen What part of that sounded like a joke to you?
Okay Andrew, now tell me about your favorite sponsor, Honey.
Yep
I actually knew a beekeeper who smoked his bees with marijuana
That isn't a joke, marijuana relaxes bees more than regular smoke and it's commonly used by beekeepers
@@sabiebright4554 b a i t
@@sabiebright4554 and some become paranoid because of it and need to be sprayed with methamphetamine.
You knew a beekeeper??
"Organic Honey"
1:26
Plot twist: the firefighter was a beekeeper but was fired for touching the bees
Dang it, Peter!
"Which is a perfect opportunity for the beekeeper to step in and ruin everything." Lmao that got me 😂
1:12 "what's this? this wooden frame has been infested by bees? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!"
*BEE LIVE IN A SOCIETY*
Epic Gang weed moment
Above text
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Barry b. Benson disliked this
aloo snackbar nice pfp
GOD DAMN IT BARRY THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
He doesn't have the balls to like this video
aloo snackbar
Screw Barry.
I don't know what it is like to feel anything else than fear and pain.
The High Fructose Corn Syrup thing isn't actually wrong XD
True that.
high fructose corn syrup it's in more food than food
I was gonna correct you, but then I reread what you said.. it's sad... usually you can sort it out if the package says honey sauce.
I use local honey for mead making. Only the best will do.
1:47 a giant pulsating INDUSTRIAL blade !
I agree spun honey tastes better. 2:11 However I believe that inserting the frames into the extractor to spin the honey on a vertical axis provides a superior product compared to honey that was spun on its horizontal axis.
honey N U T cheerios
69th like lol
They removed the nut so you have to add your own
Honey nut water cheetos
oh
Bruh
I was starting to think this was edited but then he said they sprayed the bees with marijuana smoke to calm them down and I knew it was real.
Beekeepers actually do that
@@pepsidoggo1598 it's just normal smoke
Here I thought that the bees were mugged at gunpoint and forcibly milked for their honey, isn't that what happens in that documentary Bee Movie?
Mug or be mugged
@@junkyyard2273 Muggbees.
2:44 May i please bite a chunk outta that *lawn mower noises*
Honey is extremely delicious
Ray Mak I agree
I see ur comments everywhere lol
Honey is a free browser extension...
Mmmm honey from flowers into testicles into stomaches vomited and taken out and processed! Mmmmm
i disagree
As a (former for now) beekeeper, this video is absolutely hilarious. Especially the honey gathering part, as it’s not stored in their balls; it’s stored in their honey stomachs and then regurgitated into the mouths of other workers and then into cells. An endless cycle of vomiting.
Don’t ask why I’m here replying 2 years later, but vomiting bees seems like a dream
and humans go crazy for this thing lmao
@@spaceacepl4636 meanwhile milk
@@shinycharizard9221 i still wonder how humans discovered milk was edible
@@spaceacepl4636 Because humans also lactate, for one thing
"The only rule at beeing a beekeeper..." i see what you did there.
i didn't catch that one
When you’re a bee just chilling but then you get _liquified_
“It’s true, we don’t know why it’s true,”
Understandable, have a nice day
Shoutout to this video thanks to it I used it as a source without knowing it was a parody and presented to my 8th grade science class as my fun end of the year fact that bees carry nectar in their bee balls, ejaculate it, and then other bees eat it breaking down complex sugars. I also believed that Splenda was actually a real sugar bees help make.
This was always my favorite episode when I was little, for whatever reason. This is great
"But this one unfortunately has been infested with bees" I started cough laughing at work and people are looking at me all stupid now!!
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS, I’M AN ENTOMOLOGY STUDENT AND I SCREAMED LAUGHING.
Could you do 'How its actually made - Happines' cus i really need that right now thx
sending some crypto-happiness your way rn
It's like 90% Cocaine
I never hear of a Hap Pine.
Attention seeker
just do what most of us does
masturbate
What was that zoom in and out at 0:02 like why was that needed
A C T I O N S H O T
This was Michael Bay inspired
Early 00’s.
"This man is actually a fireman, not a bee keeper"
"Wait, what are you talking about, I AM a bee keep-"
"You're fired Jim, you broke the rule"
There's something about the look and texture of the honeycombs that makes me wanna take a huge bite out of it
why haven't I found this channel yet? this is amazing.
0:59 It's hip to inhale weed
I will never forget how surprised I was when my grandma told me natural bee's wax is edible. She even gave me some! It was good.
2:50 Man I'd really like to take a big bite out of that juicy looking wafer... And then die of diabetes.
*DIEABETUS*
"Honey is Xi Jingping's favorite treat..."
Honey from balls
You're banned from China 😂😂
@@ranjanbiswas3233 That's fine! I didn't want to go there anyway!
"HUI NI THA PU"
-10000000 social credit points
Lol got me. I snapped out at 3:00😂.😂 I was wondering why he said "don't ask why"...
This is sheer brilliance. You need your own TV show.
It took me almost a minute in to realize this wasn’t the actual video. Props
As a bee keeper I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
1:01 the balls this guy must have
Pajamapants Jack dont worry hes a fireman
Must be full of honey.
Is this episode of How It's Actually Made sponsored by Honey?
*ANY STRAGGLING BEES ARE LIQUIFIED THANKS TO THESE GIANT PULSATING BLADES*
Narrator: "So the beekeeper needs to spray the bees with marijuana spray"
Also me: *Nod ... "Umm wait wha-"
1:20 Man, good thing he's not bee keeper
He said they're sprayed with marijuana smoke😂😂😂😂
Sure did
1:40 can't stop laughing
At Trader Joe's they sell honey with the honeycomb in and the honeycomb is so yum yum
I just realized this might be where the “honey is cruel” girl came from. Yes girl honey IS made from dead bees 👏🏾
“Over time, this honey is meticulously crafted into a tremendous work of architectural and chemical ingenuity, which means it’s the perfect opportunity for the beekeeper to step in and ruin everything.”
Yeah, that scans.
As an actual bee, I can tell you that it is true that a beekeeper should never touch us, but a fireman is okay.
“They store it in their testacles”
Me: *rewinds to see if I heard that correctly*
Its sad that they do actually mix cron syrup into honey a lot of the time and sometimes just outright flavour it as honey. I'm lucky enough to have an uncle who owns a local honey farm and the only additives they put in are when they make flavored honey candy sticks (the rootbeer ones are great) or when they make honey butter (creaned honey with a bit of butter and either orange zest or cinnamon).
“Normally they’re coated with honey, but unfortunately this one has been infested with bees” Killed me
This show was a very iconic part of my childhood, takes me back lol cant believe I haven't seen this till now.. Timing couldn't be better though, been having a very crappy time lately but I seen these videos and I cant stop laughing...❤❤ thank you so much for making my weekend, am now a big fan.
I saw a tumblr post where a vegan was directly quoting this comedy video as evidence to why honey is evil.
That's depressing. And hilarious! Also entirely believable because vegans really are so stupid that they do think that _actively helping bees do their thing by providing them with safe, sturdy, protected hives to live in and clearing out excess honey so they have space_ is somehow abusing them, so of course they'd get fooled by these expertly crafted comedy videos.
I'd hate for others in the far distant future after we've destroyed the earth for its resources to discover this and think it's legit and not realise it's just a joke.
Id love that. Trolling from the past.
Hey honey
"Don't worry folks, this man is actually a fireman, not a bee keeper" GOT ME
I clicked on this video without looking at the channel name. This was a fun experience.
I remember watching this first time when i was 14, I didn't even concentrate on what the guy was saying and I thought that this was legit real documentary. Boy was I wrong.
As a beekeeper, I can say that a lot of the honey u find in the store it's adulterated with fructose, and that's a real fact
2:20 Why is it true?
We dont why it's true but it's true
I have to constantly remind myself that this isnt actually how its made because of how convincing this guy is
Just a quick sidenote: any smoke will work on the bees, the Marijuana is for the beekeeper to keep them calm when staring down a hiveful of bees
Escalated so quick. 😂
"They store it in their testicles".
BEES MAKES HONEY
Why is it true?
Trump's Cat tread that just after he said that
Trump's Cat because it is true.
Trump's Cat Because spinning the honey around will piss it out and it will give the honey it's signature angry flavor
I just realized the extent of your alliteration in the intro. I wholeheartedly approve.
Bees: Dont disturb our ara ara moment:
Farmer: take this
Bees: Smoke weeeed everyday
Where's the Queen?
Oh she's under all that necter over there
Wanna know what else is *SWEET AND STICKY*
Peanut brittle what did u think I was talking about
lolipops
Gum
Honey isnt the only thing thats sticky ;)
Also haha ive never been early to anything in my life
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I know.
Thats what she said
After each episode I realize I found about this channel way too late XDDD beautiful!
3:07 This is actually a true fact, tho mostly they do it just to make bigger profits.
"More than a quarter of commercial honey brands have potentially been watered down with sugar cane, corn syrup or other products"
I just can't BEElieve this is how it's made
0:27 WHATTTT EWWWWWWW
That’s why it’s called honey *NUT* cherrios
@@Trainboi1983this dude just copied the timed comment with 900 likes below this one 3 years after it was made, they even bolded the *nut* and capitalized it to be “original”
2:36 Man, I just want to sink my teeth into that golden piece of deliciousness...
Take me too~
your teeth don’t want you to though
I love how you included the fact that honey is bee vomit
Gotta love how all the beekeepers here aren't being pedantic about it.