The Root of All Evil + LYRICS [Official] by PSYCHOSTICK

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  • The Root of All Evil by Psychostick, off of "Space Vampires Vs Zombie Dinosaurs in 3-D"
    DENTIST... DENTIST... DENTIST...
    Tour dates/albums/shirts: www.psychostick...
    Released on Rock Ridge Music 2011 #psychostick

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  • @Gormathius
    @Gormathius 10 років тому +98

    Next time someone asks if I have any questions, I'll reply "YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO!"

    • @Dufus_Puncher
      @Dufus_Puncher Рік тому

      DO I HAVE TO GIVE UP MY CIVIL LIBERTIES TOO?

    • @glopkilomilomj7656
      @glopkilomilomj7656 10 місяців тому

      How did that work out ?

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 9 місяців тому

      Probably well. It's been years.@@glopkilomilomj7656

  • @RevengeOfRhagavar
    @RevengeOfRhagavar 11 років тому +65

    I wish I had a band following me around while I performed mundane tasks with a super awesome death metal voice.

    • @croazzb3525
      @croazzb3525 3 роки тому +4

      "I HATE DOING LAUNDRYYYYYYYYYY"

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 Рік тому

      Imagine sitting in math class and hearing Rob shout "I can only count to four!"

  • @Phan211
    @Phan211 10 років тому +100

    No song makes me wanna brush my teeth more...

  • @ThorDavid711
    @ThorDavid711 6 років тому +116

    Nurse: How are you doing?
    Rob: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEE
    Nurse: That's good.
    Hilarious!

  • @PYROLORD6
    @PYROLORD6 8 років тому +24

    Embrace your hate, that is why you should brush. This song motivated me to brush more often, and I now brush to this song.

  • @MegaOmega001
    @MegaOmega001 11 років тому +107

    Still looking for a dentist that would play this in the waiting area

    • @goathead1471
      @goathead1471 4 роки тому +1

      Well now that would scare people now wouldn't it

    • @ravenfunderburg4782
      @ravenfunderburg4782 3 роки тому +3

      That would be the dentist I'd go to.

  • @Smittz
    @Smittz 9 років тому +67

    I know all the songs are kinda jokes, but ALLLL of the riffs on this album are fucking AWESOME, i mean AWESOME!!! Heavy as shit! If this was meant to be serious, the riffs would fit just as well, they are fucking great! Amazing song structure!

    • @4everBeaconman
      @4everBeaconman 9 років тому +1

      +derek the riff kinda reminds me of pantera

    • @Aurjelling
      @Aurjelling 6 років тому +1

      The Tenacious D of heavy metal.

    • @johnnelsestuen5793
      @johnnelsestuen5793 5 років тому +1

      This is probably a r/woosh moment but some if not all of these songs just changed the lyrics of an already existing song, and maybe changing the notes a little.

    • @christianluongo500
      @christianluongo500 4 роки тому +1

      I couldn't agree more! Because of the comedy aspect of this band their musicianship and awesome writing totally gets overlooked. They are fantastic musicians! Some of the stompiest riffs I heard in years... Ever hear red snow? Man that song is pounding!

    • @jamesgamble3731
      @jamesgamble3731 3 роки тому

      @@johnnelsestuen5793 do you have an example of this? I've never heard this before and I'd like to hear the original songs they're parodying

  • @smh9902
    @smh9902 10 років тому +65

    Thumbs if you want a music video of this! You know, with a set and acting like Girl Directions or Political Bum.

  • @blastem
    @blastem 7 років тому +18

    I had a tooth pulled yesterday. The whole time, this song was playing through my head. As uncomfortable as it was, I had a hard time not laughing. The lyrics absolutely NAIL the experience. LOL

  • @iverynspartax7565
    @iverynspartax7565 7 років тому +14

    I showed my Dentist this song. All do to me blasting it in my headphones. He over heard the song. Asked me to play it from the beginning so I did. My dentist face was so priceless, then he said we might have to use the jackhammer today.

  • @randumbjest3r433
    @randumbjest3r433 4 роки тому +14

    I remember when I first listened to thus....I was going to the dentist when I was 13 and played this...the dentist assistant laughed so hard he had to leave for a few minutes.

  • @GuitarAudiologist
    @GuitarAudiologist 3 роки тому +6

    I played this for my dentist's assistant today while she was checking me out. I don't think she liked it as much as I do, but I thought it was funny to show her. This song deserves a video, badly. Captures my anxiety perfectly right now as I'm having a lot of work done.

  • @ambert.7714
    @ambert.7714 8 років тому +52

    I'm not even kidding, before the song played, a Spodak Dental Group commercial came on. I laughed so hard XD

    • @RobOfPsychostick
      @RobOfPsychostick  8 років тому +42

      That's some clever SEO on their part! Now if only Warner Brothers didn't think they own our music and put ads on it.

    • @samuelmauldin9131
      @samuelmauldin9131 7 років тому

      now all you need is one talking about a prostate exam XD

  • @PeterG34
    @PeterG34 2 роки тому +2

    unirocanlly playing this ever time I go to the dentist

  • @jocelynndotson7273
    @jocelynndotson7273 Рік тому +2

    I can just imagine Rob going to the dentist with this playing

  • @christianluongo500
    @christianluongo500 4 роки тому +9

    The 3:24 mark when he says ow ow, OW OW, In perfect time with the double snare hits kills me laughing every time! The whole song is hysterical!

  • @andylel
    @andylel 10 років тому +27

    One person disliked this video... One person is a dentist

  • @shovelmasterx593
    @shovelmasterx593 12 років тому +7

    "hello im doctor taylor, how are you today?"
    FIIIINE!!!
    "thats great"
    XD love this song and the band

  • @maxsirenko7938
    @maxsirenko7938 10 років тому +11

    Best sense of humor in metal ever!

    • @christianluongo500
      @christianluongo500 5 років тому

      Agreed, well, them and the classic MOD

    • @seldomme14
      @seldomme14 4 роки тому

      You gotta try Steel Panther

    • @maxsirenko7938
      @maxsirenko7938 4 роки тому

      @@seldomme14 well, I surely did and they're certainly fun! But it's more of a butt (death to all but metal!) kind of humor, you know. Whilst psychostick is way more smart.

    • @jakemcstay9474
      @jakemcstay9474 3 роки тому

      dental metal

  • @Nelunda
    @Nelunda 5 років тому +9

    Im listening to this while cleaning at my moms workplace.
    She's a dentist.

  • @ILikeWafflz
    @ILikeWafflz 9 років тому +11

    The drilling sounds near the end actually made my teeth feel the discomfort from when I got my cavities drilled out.

  • @borediideath6526
    @borediideath6526 4 роки тому +2

    This song actually brings back unpleasant memories. I know this pain all too well.

  • @ChunkSchuldinga
    @ChunkSchuldinga 3 роки тому +3

    Getting my tooth capped. Wish me luck.

  • @metalie
    @metalie 9 років тому +33

    I was at my dentist today and I always put my own music on so I play this song it took my dentist 10 minutes before he could continue he laughd so much that even I was not afraid and yes I. M afraid of the dentist that'd why I have permission to play my style off music

    • @tonysmith6786
      @tonysmith6786 6 років тому +4

      Fabian1991 smooth jazz adds to my misery

  • @RosieAnims
    @RosieAnims 5 років тому +9

    Someone needs to play this in their car whilst taking their kids to the dentist.

  • @bruhmoment490
    @bruhmoment490 4 роки тому +1

    Man the fucking jackhammer at the end cracks me every single god damn time!!!

  • @19211265
    @19211265 6 років тому +2

    This tune CRANKS!!!
    Awesome 👏🏻

  • @panzermasterwalker4393
    @panzermasterwalker4393 2 роки тому +1

    Ngl I'm going to get a tooth pulled and I don't know if it was a good idea listing to this song before hand

  • @croazzb3525
    @croazzb3525 4 роки тому +2

    Oralcore. I love it

  • @AzureGhost117
    @AzureGhost117 8 років тому +51

    Dentist-core music? :O

  • @wulfman15
    @wulfman15 9 років тому +11

    Once again, turning to Psychostick for a laugh before going to the torture chamber. Stupid teeth. Stupid root canal.

  • @terrance2914
    @terrance2914 3 роки тому +1

    "Smooth jazz adds to my misery!" Solid.

  • @ilikefood1662
    @ilikefood1662 3 роки тому +2

    This actually made my teeth hurt a little

  • @neurosis44
    @neurosis44 6 років тому +1

    Had a root canal today. Sang this song the whole time. Dentist wasn't amused

  • @exiledPostman
    @exiledPostman 10 років тому +4

    I wondered why this is my favorite Psychostick song, and it occurred to me that it's because it's actually progressive heavy metal!

    • @fernandoblengio
      @fernandoblengio 10 років тому +2

      It's not.

    • @John_Stur
      @John_Stur 10 років тому

      It could be, progressive heavy metal.

    • @TraceofHatred
      @TraceofHatred 10 років тому

      I dunno, it sounds like any one of their other songs.
      You could argue the structure is somewhat progressive,
      but it's still comedic radio metal essentially.

    • @MoombaWTF
      @MoombaWTF 5 років тому

      Ayyyyy I know you! You're a retsupurae fan, funny seeing one of your comments here. Small internet.

  • @tairyhestical9562
    @tairyhestical9562 7 років тому +4

    is this chip skylark's new band?

  • @zdrkp
    @zdrkp 12 років тому +1

    Thanks for reminding me to watch the new Metalocalypse season :D

  • @JetStorm17277
    @JetStorm17277 12 років тому +1

    I am so gonna listen to this on my mp3 when I go to the Dentist next time xD

  • @NOTMEORYOU69696
    @NOTMEORYOU69696 4 роки тому +2

    MALE A MUSIC VIDEO FOR THIS AND IT WILL BLOW UP DUDES LOL

  • @goathead1471
    @goathead1471 4 роки тому

    I've listened to this song a million times and it never gets old I laugh every time because it's so accurate

  • @bainbonic
    @bainbonic 11 років тому +8

    I'm going to go and brush my teeth now...

  • @MaxxxyB
    @MaxxxyB Рік тому

    Goddamnit!
    What a masterpiece

  • @CoriantonHalladay
    @CoriantonHalladay 2 роки тому +1

    The fuckin jackhammer gets me every time!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hipno702
    @Hipno702 11 років тому +3

    How'd you guys get Brendon Small on this track?

  • @250xrider1988
    @250xrider1988 11 років тому

    I love how there's the sound of air rachets and jack hammers in the background in the later part of the song :D

  • @trevornorton2531
    @trevornorton2531 4 роки тому +2

    Pumping me up for dentures getting soon hopefull my teeth are crap

  • @LNERfan
    @LNERfan 5 років тому +1

    How many of y'all are listening to this in the dentist waiting room, awaiting YOUR turn to sit on the throne of pain?

  • @towertito2149
    @towertito2149 Рік тому

    I laughed so fucking hard the first time and everytime since. It's crazy how tight these guys are but man is it great

  • @TheRavenlady1313
    @TheRavenlady1313 12 років тому

    my friend sent me to listen to this after I had a traumatic dentist appointment. He always knows how to make me laugh :)

  • @satinsguard
    @satinsguard 5 років тому +1

    I listen to this song every single time I go to the dentist.

  • @Milo-zq8sc
    @Milo-zq8sc Рік тому

    These folks really have a song for just anything...

  • @sieldarion
    @sieldarion 9 років тому

    smooth jazz pff my dentist usually has manowar or hammerfall playing in the background. i like her

  • @Dmitry9000YT
    @Dmitry9000YT 2 роки тому +2

    All of psychostick's songs are either from the perspective of a 4 year old or a 30 year old

  • @EntranceIntoLight
    @EntranceIntoLight 8 років тому +1

    Just got two teeth extracted today......this was all I could think about

  • @Hammersmash3dFace
    @Hammersmash3dFace 4 роки тому +1

    This need a Music Video!

  • @spookyskelebloke5388
    @spookyskelebloke5388 9 років тому +1

    Soooo, I'm not the only one imagining Rob Scallon playing in the room next to Rawrb during all of this, right?

  • @KraljBelaIV
    @KraljBelaIV 10 років тому +3

    The ending was brutal :(

  • @carmen11si
    @carmen11si 7 років тому

    OMG! This is amazing😍

  • @FFCUltra
    @FFCUltra 8 років тому

    Off to get a root canal. Needed this.

  • @smellthel
    @smellthel 3 роки тому +1

    YES

  • @steveomace1787
    @steveomace1787 7 років тому

    hey guys this song deserves a video please do it DO IT!!!!

  • @ericcampbell5049
    @ericcampbell5049 5 років тому

    I instantly brushed my teeth after listening to this LMFAO 😂

  • @DavidsonPaulo
    @DavidsonPaulo 7 років тому

    - Hello, I'm Dr. Taylor, how are you today?
    - FIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!
    LOL

  • @yesterdaysfuture78
    @yesterdaysfuture78 12 років тому

    i love these guysXD heavy and funny as hell

  • @Aphrodezecat
    @Aphrodezecat 9 років тому

    1st time I heard this song. :x Pretty fitting though.. I go for a deep cleaning today.. but I am a weirdo and enjoy the dentist. If they do their job right. I've only had one bad experience.

  • @heatherwheeler3242
    @heatherwheeler3242 7 років тому

    I'm gonna play this when I go to the dentist and sing really loud lol

  • @1ElderBrom
    @1ElderBrom 11 років тому

    I must become a dentist so i can play this in my office

  • @matthewperttula7648
    @matthewperttula7648 6 років тому

    They need to make a music video of this song!

  • @PrinsaVossum
    @PrinsaVossum 9 років тому

    This song makes me think of when Nostalgia Critic put "Dentist" from Little Shop of Horrors on his "Top 11 Villain Songs" list.

  • @gryphster2
    @gryphster2 12 років тому

    Yeah, the new season is pretty kickass.

  • @BenGoRawr
    @BenGoRawr 12 років тому

    I play this everytime I drive to the dentist.

  • @GuitarAudiologist
    @GuitarAudiologist 12 років тому

    Woooaaa-oooh! Candybar!

  • @odinoldman1324
    @odinoldman1324 5 років тому +1

    Right. Gonna go brush my teeth.

  • @devonledberret1605
    @devonledberret1605 6 років тому

    all of the dislikes are probably dentists...

  • @markmikolay9019
    @markmikolay9019 7 років тому

    I'm sitting in the waiting room right now

  • @DakuHonoo
    @DakuHonoo 10 років тому +10

    i love this song despite having a great dentist but i want to ask why would a dentist need an x-ray....just why?

    • @RobOfPsychostick
      @RobOfPsychostick  10 років тому +20

      Dentists take x-rays all the time!

    • @DakuHonoo
      @DakuHonoo 10 років тому +1

      Psychostick wouldn't that expose their patients to lethal doses of radiation then?

    • @ZomifiedHam
      @ZomifiedHam 10 років тому +7

      DakuHonoo it is specifically not lethal doses, otherwise people would be dying left and right after going to the dentist.

    • @DakuHonoo
      @DakuHonoo 10 років тому

      ZomifiedHam thank you captain

    • @ZomifiedHam
      @ZomifiedHam 10 років тому

      DakuHonoo you're welcome lieutenant

  • @father_ork
    @father_ork Рік тому

    I believe the 2 best parts about going to the dentist is when 1) it ends and 2) when its a lady cleaning your teeth and she inadvertently uses your head as a boob rest

  • @Sillyzombie666
    @Sillyzombie666 12 років тому

    this is the 3rd song now longer aloud to be on my ipod while going to the dentist, the 2 others are weird als cavity search and delirium dogs killing floor / daphnies theme

  • @MJTRadio
    @MJTRadio 11 років тому

    Having been at the dentist earlier today, I agree with every word I'm hearing

  • @FluffyDonPedro
    @FluffyDonPedro 11 років тому

    this is the most hardcore ive ever heard *ears bleeding*

  • @brandonolivas1101
    @brandonolivas1101 7 років тому

    getting all 4 wisdom teeth pulled today. theme song in the dentist office

  • @59Hellfire
    @59Hellfire 8 років тому +3

    im listening to this while getting teeth pulled....

  • @ericcartman1425
    @ericcartman1425 4 роки тому

    This song is Good I have never been to the dentist

  • @MonsieurLeCoq
    @MonsieurLeCoq 4 роки тому +2

    Here I am listening to weird shit on the internet, headbanging while eating cookies. What happend to my life?

  • @loneshewolf3309
    @loneshewolf3309 4 роки тому

    I'm screaming inside my head AAHHH as they squirt my sore teeth with ice cold water and hold me down in a torture chair from hell, drilling they inquire are you OK? Stifled uh huh, as I'm having a panic attack. The worst pain is having a stranger in my face. Fantacising a headbutt, mind silently screaming FFFUUCCKK!!! A music video of this would be funny as hell.

  • @legokid785
    @legokid785 8 років тому +1

    2:12 is it just me or does it start to sound a lot like a7x?

  • @smuggler844
    @smuggler844 11 років тому

    I'm living in Poland, is it possible for me to get couple of CD's or gadgets from your shop?

  • @leokaws4944
    @leokaws4944 8 років тому

    Sits in the dentist office listening to this ATM 0-0 my legit life yup

  • @wulfman15
    @wulfman15 10 років тому +1

    My left jaw is swollen as fuck... Giving myself a giggle before I have to head out to the dentist in an hour...

    • @Kugrox
      @Kugrox 10 років тому

      i was just listening to all their songs and found this one. i didnt know it was about the dentist but this is great since im gunna have an extraction soon. but hey the pain felt before is hell of a lot worse than the pain felt during.

  • @stijnvandevyver7958
    @stijnvandevyver7958 12 років тому

    This reminds me of a Belgium metal band. They also were funny as hell.

  • @Avera9eWh1teShark6
    @Avera9eWh1teShark6 11 років тому

    sheeeit i gotta get cavaties filled today as well. we all know this feel.

  • @ParallelParadigms
    @ParallelParadigms 5 років тому

    I feel a lot of SOAD in these riffs and the way certain lyrics are sung

  • @allsmilesguy
    @allsmilesguy 7 років тому

    Mark my words, someday I will animate a music video for this. Before I die that is my goal

  • @eliseomosqueda7003
    @eliseomosqueda7003 7 років тому

    music video for this song daamn lol

  • @Afurrywolfguy
    @Afurrywolfguy 11 років тому

    "What we're gonna do is take a few X-Rays and see what we need to take care of, okay? :3"

  • @babydavekon
    @babydavekon 11 років тому

    why where these guys not at rockfest this year?

  • @Zaiqahal
    @Zaiqahal 11 років тому

    My teeth were so damn clean, that my dentist made out with me.

  • @jacquezdelafontaine3302
    @jacquezdelafontaine3302 11 років тому

    the part where the singing changes sounds like creature feature, or avenged maybe

  • @sirflanksalot9125
    @sirflanksalot9125 8 років тому +4

    putting this on my gta v radio

    • @goony2703
      @goony2703 8 років тому

      how do you do that?

    • @-Bleen
      @-Bleen 8 років тому

      He's most likely on PC. if that's the case, it's really easy with a mod.

    • @VintageCars999
      @VintageCars999 7 років тому

      I need this.

  • @terralusmagnus9894
    @terralusmagnus9894 7 років тому

    Oh yeah, going to the dentist is painfull AAAAARGHHHHHHH