The Tale of Election 2016 w/ Benedict Cumberbatch

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  • @alvertas
    @alvertas 8 років тому +2061

    Ben's child must be lucky because he got a qualified voice to tell bedtime stories!

  • @rixtria
    @rixtria 6 років тому +2387

    Benedict has the perfect voice for narrarating, reading, etc

  • @harmonicgem111
    @harmonicgem111 8 років тому +2852

    Benedict Cumberbatch's voice is AMAZING :3

  • @tcjester89
    @tcjester89 8 років тому +909

    That child has a wedding ring on and the father didn't even question it.

  • @linn6576
    @linn6576 8 років тому +2449

    I love Benedict Cumberbatch so much help me

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 8 років тому +12

      Smol Slytherin Like with any unhealthy addiction, curiosity and mindfulness can help you show how empty your craving is. You're not loving a real person with true history being together, but a shell you constructed in your mind.

    • @linn6576
      @linn6576 8 років тому +3

      A Rad Mask this was painful.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 8 років тому +1

      Smol Slytherin Taking the easiest route is something that created current wave of heroin addicts (the biggest one in American history), who preferred to indulge themselves and drown their pain in prescription opioid drugs instead of dealing with it.

    • @planetag310
      @planetag310 8 років тому +8

      Ignore this killjoy. Love is always a good thing and you could do worse than BC (I love him too, BTW).

    • @annarose328
      @annarose328 8 років тому +13

      I also need help lol
      he is so hot!

  • @InuyashaTT
    @InuyashaTT 8 років тому +517

    "Was his face orange or was his head orange?" "Somehow son... both" I legitimately cannot.

  • @samanthafriginal3705
    @samanthafriginal3705 8 років тому +6155

    Can we please have an audiobook with Benedict as the voice actor?? Pretty please??

    • @valnerei9067
      @valnerei9067 8 років тому +86

      Samantha Friginal There are a lot, just look Them up!

    • @samanthafriginal3705
      @samanthafriginal3705 8 років тому +58

      Holy shit I NEED THEM ALL!

    • @yikes3551
      @yikes3551 8 років тому +5

      Samantha Friginal meee tooooo

    • @luciamedina9914
      @luciamedina9914 8 років тому +36

      it actually exists! it's the metamorphosis by Franz Kafka

    • @jocelynsun4842
      @jocelynsun4842 8 років тому +55

      Samantha Friginal "penlings"

  • @isalarsen20
    @isalarsen20 8 років тому +1277

    Am I the only one who this was just a little bit funnier, because of the fact that they are both british?

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 8 років тому +26

      Yet somehow I could imagine porn in a British accent being more awkward.
      Sorry for suddenly throwing that into the conversation. But it's true, it'd all sound too polite.
      "May I rest my arm near your head please?' "Oh honestly, I wouldn't mind at all, just please make sure that you don't stain any of my new satin sheets.' 'I dó promise I'll keep the sheets in mind milady. Now, dare I ask, could we begin the coïtus?' "Certainly, you may go first." "Well, thanks for that honor. I suggest we open with a short performance of me giving head?" "Glad you suggested it, I certainly agree with that plan."

    • @mahmoudfathy2074
      @mahmoudfathy2074 8 років тому +55

      I actually find British are appealing in Comedy.
      This is contrasted on how the British version of top gear used to be way better than any other shows

    • @zahrah8512
      @zahrah8512 4 роки тому +1

      Widdekuu91 please don’t say British thats a wide range and like 5% speak like that

  • @bellalabanca5493
    @bellalabanca5493 8 років тому +1788

    When Sherlock tells you to vote you better vote.

    • @GiorgiNemsitsveridze
      @GiorgiNemsitsveridze 8 років тому

      True :d

    • @fqwns
      @fqwns 8 років тому +18

      Kevin C insulting everyone isn't gonna help your case or the case of the Republican Party being hostile and rude. I suggest that when explaining something, don't call people idiots. Bye.

    • @rafabar6652
      @rafabar6652 8 років тому +3

      I love how ppl are like "oh! he is so rude! Let's vote for Hilary. She seems nice! Idk much about her cause this stuff is too complicated but she seems nice! Unlike this troll/monster/racist Trump. Oooooh! He is so mean!" Some Americans are just too funny.

    • @rafabar6652
      @rafabar6652 8 років тому

      Well Trump is pretty loud about what he wants to do so it's really hard to miss it. But idk Trump supporters, I don't live in USA.

    • @Klarpimier
      @Klarpimier 8 років тому

      Kevin C How American of you to tell people who to vote for
      also how ironic of you to tell people who to vote for while also blaming the "media" into "brainwashing" civilians into making whatever decision they like.

  • @lizzyle13
    @lizzyle13 8 років тому +1385

    2 British men talking about US election lol

    • @jueruuu
      @jueruuu 6 років тому +11

      Lol I dunno what to feel

    • @almaji666
      @almaji666 6 років тому +82

      you're right, how dare they? don't they know that it's only Americans who can talk about every other country's elections?

    • @syahlaputri3452
      @syahlaputri3452 5 років тому +10

      @@almaji666 i really love your sarcasm. It is my type!

    • @asyiaphh
      @asyiaphh 4 роки тому +2

      kishore almaji i love you

  • @ScarletGhost53
    @ScarletGhost53 8 років тому +2657

    James Corden woke up very very disappointed.

  • @m2rwah
    @m2rwah 8 років тому +2128

    oh my god we have become a joke to the world.

    • @bootyman234
      @bootyman234 8 років тому +136

      Correction, a BIGGER one.

    • @daddydangerous20
      @daddydangerous20 8 років тому +35

      @Anthony Wayn--- A BIGLY one

    • @bootyman234
      @bootyman234 8 років тому +13

      LMAO. Talk about a limited vocabulary. Too bad that will be one of the ridiculous made up words attached to his name.

    • @SpeedDemon1152
      @SpeedDemon1152 8 років тому +4

      Gordon Bennett America

    • @m2rwah
      @m2rwah 8 років тому +9

      Gordon Bennett "we = the people of the United States"

  • @Goddessoftheinternet
    @Goddessoftheinternet 8 років тому +1771

    On a lighter note: I call Benedict daddy too.

    • @cittatresnati8232
      @cittatresnati8232 8 років тому +7

      yes same

    • @zainabmejja9936
      @zainabmejja9936 8 років тому

      Rae Mary #Win 😂

    • @zee_rowe
      @zee_rowe 8 років тому

      What a fucking idiot, that guy

    • @iKeks99
      @iKeks99 8 років тому +1

      I say the sweet little castiel won this round

    • @zee_rowe
      @zee_rowe 8 років тому

      Obviously *eyeroll*

  • @TotorotheTraveller
    @TotorotheTraveller 7 років тому +351

    I could listen to Ben's tales forever!! What a voice!

    • @akkuria
      @akkuria 6 років тому

      Totoro the Traveller hey totoro! I didnt know you have a channel!

  • @cocoppyong
    @cocoppyong 8 років тому +891

    Cumberbatch should be given a dad role for a change in a movie or series

    • @Shadywolf09
      @Shadywolf09 8 років тому +29

      He has. In Parade's End, he had a son he had to tell a story to in order to get him to sleep. In Wreckers, he was the adoptive father of his brother's child. Burlesque Fairytales; he had 3 children to look after. Inseparable was a short film without dialogue, where he took his brother's place in being the father to his child.

    • @cocoppyong
      @cocoppyong 8 років тому +4

      ᏰᏗşιℓ wow, I didn't know that! Thank you so much for the reference 😆👍

    • @pipertheconure8751
      @pipertheconure8751 8 років тому +41

      One word :FatherLock. I soooo want Sherlock to be a dad. it could be super cute.

    • @michelle-lz2ug
      @michelle-lz2ug 4 роки тому +12

      There is one called "Child In Time" where he is a Father. The movie is sad but really good! I recommend it!

    • @victoriaslater6008
      @victoriaslater6008 4 роки тому +4

      @@pipertheconure8751 Yes. He looked so cute with little Rosie.

  • @allie9081
    @allie9081 8 років тому +4487

    i want to call Benedict daddy too

    • @jojoj1166
      @jojoj1166 8 років тому +59

      SAME

    • @gracie_hannah_banana
      @gracie_hannah_banana 8 років тому +16

      Allie Stumph nice profile pic -and same-

    • @allie9081
      @allie9081 8 років тому +9

      ***** yes it is I, the Peter Lewis Kensington Wentz III

    • @ms.believer9005
      @ms.believer9005 8 років тому +14

      Allie Stumph already do

    • @DoctorFabuloso
      @DoctorFabuloso 7 років тому +126

      This is exactly tumblr level kinky

  • @OldDolio312
    @OldDolio312 8 років тому +681

    Every time Benedict talks, I feel ridiculously relaxed. Even if he is talking about one of the most stressful topics of 2016.

    • @hannikuh
      @hannikuh 8 років тому +13

      Saba Nawaz. I know! his voice is so relaxing😁

    • @fakestgoth9948
      @fakestgoth9948 8 років тому +4

      Luli Unwin that's just what boys with high voices say lmao

    • @ellystripes
      @ellystripes 8 років тому +8

      He is one of my favourite audiobook narrators for that reason. Jamie Parker is marvellous too.

  • @YeahManMillionaire
    @YeahManMillionaire 8 років тому +1101

    Man... This Cumberbatch dude's voice can even make detergent commercials sound super interesting.

    • @ughnotyouagain9042
      @ughnotyouagain9042 8 років тому +10

      Yamin Thein i found it quite deep in this video opposed to how he normally talks, interestingly he did the voice for Smaug from The Hobbit, and has also done some documentaries. Indeed he really can make anything sound interesting

    • @fridahope
      @fridahope 8 років тому +34

      pengwings.

    • @smilla3557
      @smilla3557 8 років тому +2

      +fridahope omg yes :')

    • @Steve-gv7qi
      @Steve-gv7qi 8 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @sasasd926
      @sasasd926 8 років тому +4

      He made me want to watch Documentaries.

  • @starch4408
    @starch4408 8 років тому +2514

    No offense, but this is how us British see the election!

    • @krishmakaur3753
      @krishmakaur3753 8 років тому +4

      deffo xD

    • @MyScaredSelf
      @MyScaredSelf 8 років тому +37

      Well, I'm Canadian and this is how I saw the election

    • @thecazythingswithshannon3821
      @thecazythingswithshannon3821 8 років тому +1

      yh i agree

    • @Asaki44
      @Asaki44 8 років тому +15

      And the French too. Can't wait to see next G7/8 meetings.

    • @Blueberry40
      @Blueberry40 8 років тому +4

      None taken. I love this interpretation because it's spot on.

  • @julianpagano1659
    @julianpagano1659 7 років тому +901

    Doctor Strange vs The Big orange monster!!! Epic Battle!!!

    • @erikw.s.5209
      @erikw.s.5209 7 років тому +35

      Julian Pagano DONALD, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN

    • @marvelbrights5485
      @marvelbrights5485 6 років тому +4

      We all know who would win...

    • @appleheaddefender
      @appleheaddefender 5 років тому

      Julian Pagano i hate virtue signalling

    • @shczzma3083
      @shczzma3083 5 років тому +3

      Trump, I've come to bargain

    • @shczzma3083
      @shczzma3083 5 років тому +1

      Someone already said that soRry

  • @Just5ayJess
    @Just5ayJess 8 років тому +538

    "Somehow, son, both."

  • @iiiiitsmagreta1240
    @iiiiitsmagreta1240 8 років тому +262

    No matter who you're voting for, I think we can all agree that Benedict Cumberbatch should narrate all our bedtime stories.

  • @vertigoed.
    @vertigoed. 8 років тому +978

    i want Benedict Cumberbatch to read me bedtime stories.

    • @laurely9195
      @laurely9195 8 років тому +5

      Marielle Aballe i love Benedict

    • @catstorn
      @catstorn 8 років тому +6

      Marielle Aballe
      meeeee toooooo

    • @tednugent8210
      @tednugent8210 8 років тому

      Marielle Aballe ill read all 3 of ya a bedtime story

    • @georgem8795
      @georgem8795 8 років тому +1

      How can SEM be used to image higher resolution than light microscopes, and how is this different for typical thermionic and field emission electron source microscopes?

    • @syazwanihisham8057
      @syazwanihisham8057 8 років тому +10

      oh god.. he probably makes the most boring bedtime story the most exciting..

  • @gevindarizkidewi2547
    @gevindarizkidewi2547 8 років тому +394

    I would call Ben "daddy" too :D

  • @Brimoe18
    @Brimoe18 8 років тому +1475

    But she didn't make it to the big White House 😢

    • @mijisthebest
      @mijisthebest 8 років тому +2

      Crafty Crafter lol, unlucky

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX 8 років тому +10

      no one said it was real

    • @ArthurRex131
      @ArthurRex131 8 років тому +26

      The polls weren't rigged, but they were laughably, hilariously wrong because they were oversampled. The only real rigged part of this election was the primary between Bernie and Hillary because the superdelegates were going to vote for Hilary no matter what Bernie did.

    • @mijisthebest
      @mijisthebest 8 років тому +11

      Richard Weatherfield ^ this man is completely correct, the DNC really fucked themselves over

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 8 років тому +9

      Actually the polls were correct. What no one knew was how the distribution would go. It was assumed a +3 would mean Hillary passes through by a very bare margin in all areas,...instead, it just was all in California, while the Orange Monster ate up the rest [which is unfortunately what counted].

  • @Lark_Vivian
    @Lark_Vivian 8 років тому +550

    I want Benedict to be my Siri voice..Apple make it happen!

    • @Jadorelainie
      @Jadorelainie 8 років тому +10

      Lyric WasHere I even get an iphone it apple makes it happen! To hell with Android hehehe!

    • @Steve-gv7qi
      @Steve-gv7qi 8 років тому +1

      And google now....shit this robotic whit ain't doin it for me except Sophia vegara would be nice too

    • @Jadorelainie
      @Jadorelainie 8 років тому

      And now it looks like the orange monster might be president!

    • @Jadorelainie
      @Jadorelainie 8 років тому +1

      Lyric WasHere not a fan of anyone hahahaha!

    • @Jadorelainie
      @Jadorelainie 8 років тому

      Lyric WasHere I was just quoating the book Ben was reading when he said the Orange monster. Truth be told I'm not even from The US, so basically I have no business voting or commenting hehehe! It was just a comment on how certain the Hillary's appeared to be. It's just that I'm panamanian and for four years we had a rich bussiness man running the country and the afterwards of the utopia he created can be seen on the Panama Papers scandals. We had those same unexpected results back in 2014 only the candidates look much like the ones we had back in 2009. It's almost baffling how similar the situations are, for us it wasn't that good I hope the results are better on the States.

  • @jacrooki9560
    @jacrooki9560 8 років тому +1043

    These two Brits are hilarious! I was laughing but then, I realized I am American and I couldn't laugh anymore

    • @akumamakima2280
      @akumamakima2280 8 років тому

      jackooki lvhan james is american

    • @mangolollipop_
      @mangolollipop_ 8 років тому +11

      Zoe Mosaic James is English

    • @akumamakima2280
      @akumamakima2280 8 років тому

      mangolollipop
      your mom is english

    • @mangolollipop_
      @mangolollipop_ 8 років тому +8

      Zoe Mosaic James Corden is English. He got famous in a Brit sitcom Gavin and Stacey and he was at Doctor Who as Craig. Haven't you noticed his bloody accent?

    • @KezaBabez1
      @KezaBabez1 8 років тому

      I thought James was Welsh?

  • @user-pd3gt7jf6g
    @user-pd3gt7jf6g 8 років тому +265

    they just had to slip the "pussy" joke in there didnt they

    • @joanned8172
      @joanned8172 8 років тому +5

      He also said and they let you, he was actually making a point about celebrity culture and groupies who throw themselves at celebrities but the media left that part out.

    • @KamsPoliticalPredictions
      @KamsPoliticalPredictions 7 років тому +1

      Dyllyo get laid dude

    • @creamesoda79
      @creamesoda79 7 років тому +13

      joanne d No, Trump said he could grab womensgentalia & they would let him because he's a celebrity. That's sexual assault. His victims objected. He's also boasted about watching underage girls change at his contest. He's a pervert.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 років тому

      +joanne
      I think the whole 'throwing themselves' (if it was even said) was not important anymore when he said; 'I don't even wait.'

  • @chopperhead2012
    @chopperhead2012 8 років тому +661

    Benedict Cumberbatch is the tall, white, and British Morgan Freeman.

    • @marchhippo230
      @marchhippo230 8 років тому +19

      Tony Perri used to be Alan Rickman... R.I.P

    • @sasasd926
      @sasasd926 8 років тому +8

      +Chad Rudiaschy I don't know, he still managed to make me laugh with his impression LOL

    • @hanneke345
      @hanneke345 8 років тому +5

      But, but.. Sir Ian McKellen! ;O

    • @Lily.valkyrie
      @Lily.valkyrie 8 років тому +2

      yessssss

    • @marchhippo230
      @marchhippo230 8 років тому +3

      Hanneke X oh gosh! you're right! The legends are endless!

  • @angie5430
    @angie5430 8 років тому +586

    James and I have 1 thing in common: we both call Benedict Daddy

  • @demJem09
    @demJem09 8 років тому +451

    That fucking Donald Trump impression tho hahahaha

    • @DannyDevitooo
      @DannyDevitooo 8 років тому +8

      DemJem more of a godfather impression

    • @demJem09
      @demJem09 8 років тому +4

      Either way I'm cracking the fuck up laughing hahahaha

  • @libra628
    @libra628 8 років тому +204

    james had a chance to call ben "daddy" ;-;

  • @renskedunnewold1995
    @renskedunnewold1995 8 років тому +530

    the little boy is wearing a wedding ring XD

  • @cindyknows9220
    @cindyknows9220 8 років тому +305

    Everywhere I turn Benedict is always there. But I am not complaining he's AWESOME!

    • @lissiemackintosh
      @lissiemackintosh 8 років тому +17

      It's strange.

    • @chloec7684
      @chloec7684 8 років тому +3

      AMAnything Its not just strange! He went to medical school for eight years! Its Dr Strange

    • @jeeYeefLP
      @jeeYeefLP 8 років тому +2

      AMAnything maybe.. who am i to judge

    • @lissiemackintosh
      @lissiemackintosh 8 років тому +2

      +Whatevermon0_0 i see what you did there.

  • @mainakisaraf2845
    @mainakisaraf2845 8 років тому +790

    Orange monster, I've come to bargain...

    • @hariharan_krishnan
      @hariharan_krishnan 8 років тому +25

      Orange monster, I've come to bargain...

    • @sadistickitten6684
      @sadistickitten6684 8 років тому +21

      Orange monster, I've come to bargain...

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX 8 років тому +20

      Orange monster, I've come to bargain...

    • @awitngibon
      @awitngibon 8 років тому +20

      Orange monster, I've come to bargain...

    • @1manorgy
      @1manorgy 8 років тому +20

      Orange monster, I've come to bargain...

  • @yikes3551
    @yikes3551 8 років тому +664

    I'm telling this to my future kids! Thanks god for me being in Canada!

    • @LNUM2000
      @LNUM2000 8 років тому +1

      Grell ;D you wont have a future kids you virgin fuck

    • @potatopower5253
      @potatopower5253 8 років тому

      +Mister Sister Fister
      I know I'm talking to someone with subpar intelligence who has no idea how numbers work.

    • @-alex-1985
      @-alex-1985 8 років тому

      +Grell ;D The kids u have with Sebby-chan ;D

    • @paulomachado7328
      @paulomachado7328 7 років тому +5

      Robin Fellows Are you healthy and sane? You should call a doctor.

    • @IanDresarie
      @IanDresarie 7 років тому +7

      What kids? You know Nuclear bombs have quite a big area of radiation (which tends to make having kids difficult) and Canada is waaaay too close to the US to come out unharmed. ;)

  • @veronicaliang5091
    @veronicaliang5091 8 років тому +806

    Poor lady didn't make it to the beautiful house.

    • @louisarose822
      @louisarose822 6 років тому +8

      Thank god for that.

    • @riah4106
      @riah4106 6 років тому

      THANK GOD!!!! :)

    • @Ki11P0P1
      @Ki11P0P1 6 років тому +3

      Louisa G-s both terrible candidates but i would have rather the lady made it

    • @louisarose822
      @louisarose822 6 років тому +1

      Selina no, she would've have taken away the second amendment. The only thing that kind sucks about Trump is his personality.

    • @mackenzies8909
      @mackenzies8909 4 роки тому +1

      @@louisarose822 I'd like a reevaluation of this thread

  • @CarlosEmilioEsq
    @CarlosEmilioEsq 8 років тому +138

    With that voice, I'd do whatever Benedict Cumberbatch would ask me to do. Dude is just plain cool.

  • @elmerglue21
    @elmerglue21 8 років тому +2088

    Spoiler alert: Hillary didn't make it to the big white house, and the orange monster turned the kingdom upside- down

  • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
    @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 8 років тому +124

    There should be a TV show about horror stories and stuff and Benedict Cumberbatch should be the narrator.

    • @andinacirule2928
      @andinacirule2928 6 років тому +4

      Jonathan Nicholls he could tell fairytales just like moriarty...

    • @baileyscott3411
      @baileyscott3411 6 років тому +1

      I would watch both

  • @charchaz00
    @charchaz00 8 років тому +199

    James getting to call benedict daddy though 😂😂

    • @calliemrr4355
      @calliemrr4355 8 років тому +62

      I call him daddy in my head all the time tho

    • @imKayden_
      @imKayden_ 2 роки тому

      @@calliemrr4355 sameee

  • @mariajosesolorzano4804
    @mariajosesolorzano4804 8 років тому +56

    OMG!! His red velvet robe!!! he looks amazing

  • @victoriahamersley
    @victoriahamersley 8 років тому +234

    I want Benedict to read me a story and tuck me in....

  • @lulushih6983
    @lulushih6983 4 роки тому +25

    i completely lost it at 5:17 WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT IT

  • @RohanSingh-mn5te
    @RohanSingh-mn5te 8 років тому +139

    Benedict has a lovely narrative voice.He should do more of these.

    • @sodabella
      @sodabella 8 років тому +13

      Rohan Singh he narrates a lot of documentaries plus audibooks

    • @lordbossharrow
      @lordbossharrow 8 років тому +85

      pengwing

  • @0306babylove
    @0306babylove 8 років тому +191

    Cumberbatch can make a fortune with Trump impressions in the next four years

    • @lordhuck2689
      @lordhuck2689 8 років тому +10

      Not believable, he's too young and thin.

  • @zahriyannah6989
    @zahriyannah6989 8 років тому +1506

    Today is the election and im sure its the end of days so i just wanted to reminisce before Armageddon

    • @lightups1d
      @lightups1d 8 років тому +3

      I'm confident that America will make the right decision. But even so, I doubt she could stop it from happening.

    • @zahriyannah6989
      @zahriyannah6989 8 років тому

      i hope so too but idk man

    • @chelseapeterson35
      @chelseapeterson35 8 років тому +3

      Zahriyannah Karakashian-Jones well one of them has to declare peace and security first before Armageddon happens. ..

    • @lightups1d
      @lightups1d 8 років тому

      Chelsea Peterson Someone's been reading their bible i see (:

    • @ivand5699
      @ivand5699 8 років тому +8

      This is the beggining of the WW3, feel happy that we are living this historical moment. I mean we all could die in a boring car crash accident or a dissease but what is better than see a nuclear warfare? at least our deaths will be interesting! and the little survivors will remember us as the ones who perish in the last big war.

  • @TheAnthraxBiology
    @TheAnthraxBiology 8 років тому +1534

    I wish the wizard won.

    • @borischan5252
      @borischan5252 8 років тому +34

      He shall not pass
      the democratic election

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 8 років тому +3

      TheAnthraxBiology feel the Gandalf!

    • @Dryaspis
      @Dryaspis 8 років тому +33

      America is a lost cause , no president will ever be able to do what he wanted to do through a system created to serve the ones in power , eventually he would be forced to do whatever Hilary would do

    • @cherriegetison6093
      @cherriegetison6093 8 років тому +25

      The beige lady had a deal with a woman of instant ramen hair to ensure that the wizard didn't win.

    • @katherinec2759
      @katherinec2759 7 років тому +6

      Cherrie Getison Instant Ramen hair... that's probably the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

  • @patrickragland1032
    @patrickragland1032 8 років тому +821

    Oh no! It's TRUMPASAURUS REX!

    • @patrickragland1032
      @patrickragland1032 8 років тому +1

      😱

    • @lizzytheowl577
      @lizzytheowl577 8 років тому +9

      Patrick Ragland
      The only thing capable of bringing the beast down is the logic gun I keep next to my laptop.

    • @TheOpelkoenjas
      @TheOpelkoenjas 8 років тому +1

      Lizzy, your comment deserves a million upvotes!!! :'D

    • @aldebaran2643
      @aldebaran2643 8 років тому +9

      Friendly reminder that "Rex" means King.

    • @patrickragland1032
      @patrickragland1032 8 років тому +1

      Daniël de Wit LOL. That's why I said it. I think he's somewhat like a Tryannical dictator who's denying the polls.

  • @AryaArcana
    @AryaArcana 8 років тому +487

    Bernie and the unicorn was the best part

    • @chocolateskull6239
      @chocolateskull6239 8 років тому +29

      I miss bernie

    • @rockweedgirl
      @rockweedgirl 8 років тому +1

      I hear you....but do you not see him and his influence...just...EVERYWHERE???

    • @rockweedgirl
      @rockweedgirl 8 років тому +2

      If I've finally realized one thing, it's that there ARE influences stronger than simply being a "stand-alone" President (i.e. without the activated support of all the other politicians and all the individual citizens who finally realize we aren't as clueless and "wrong" as we once thought...)....we DO and CAN have a voice and influence....

    • @rockweedgirl
      @rockweedgirl 8 років тому +7

      Hey! I'm a boomer....we most certainly do NOT need to wait til boomers are gone to have another Bernie! Heck, even my 90 year old father wanted Bernie! No need to wait, no need to draw un-necessary lines across demographics...just need to keep on!

    • @kevball7327
      @kevball7327 8 років тому +1

      "pardonnez moi"

  • @bjjjccec
    @bjjjccec 8 років тому +413

    Benedict Cumberbatch seems like the sterotypical dad

  • @hajimei_
    @hajimei_ 7 років тому +28

    "Focus. I'm telling you a story."
    Me: Benedict your Sherlock is showing

  • @seeneembb8983
    @seeneembb8983 8 років тому +419

    OH MY GOD I LOVE THESE TWO

    • @ariellexxo
      @ariellexxo 8 років тому +9

      Krystal Pentahølic HERCULES MULLIGAN!!

    •  8 років тому +2

      RAISE A GLASS TO FREEDOM!

    • @napoleoncinnabonaparte8282
      @napoleoncinnabonaparte8282 8 років тому +2

      SOMETHING THEY CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY (except Trump)

    •  8 років тому +5

      Exactly, because: INMIGRANTS, WE GET THE JOB DONE. (So don't vote for Trump).

    • @クロウ-y9i
      @クロウ-y9i 8 років тому +2

      Krystal Pentahølic I LOVE YOUR FUCKING PICTURE JESUS

  • @amantedelmondo1787
    @amantedelmondo1787 8 років тому +1222

    I think this segment was funnier than Jimmy fallon's mad lib theater...

    • @elfsong713
      @elfsong713 8 років тому +25

      Both segments were great, but Jimmy's had me rotflol!

    • @sasasd926
      @sasasd926 8 років тому +16

      Bot hare great but Fallon's mad lib theater made me cry with laughter so he wins.

    • @tanesparza
      @tanesparza 8 років тому +7

      Johnny Valencia and funnier than some stuff on SNL, in my opinion.

    • @sasasd926
      @sasasd926 8 років тому +3

      Tania Fernández Esparza SNL should never have happened. I swear.

    • @elfsong713
      @elfsong713 8 років тому +8

      Tania Fernández Esparza That episode of SNL was SUPER WEIRD.

  • @grizzly_lariatto
    @grizzly_lariatto 8 років тому +191

    Can I just get more of Cumberbatch reading to me.

  • @Freaksoftheinternet
    @Freaksoftheinternet 8 років тому +62

    I didn't know i wasn't living until I saw Benedict Cumberbatch impersonate Donald Trump.

  • @ashleykumar2417
    @ashleykumar2417 8 років тому +35

    That trump impression killed me. I LITERALLY DIED 😂😂😂

  • @farahdd4974
    @farahdd4974 8 років тому +208

    benedict is the hottest thing in the world 😍😍

    • @sailzshock
      @sailzshock 6 років тому +6

      Oh gawd, the list can go on forever, his eyes, that face, his voice! ❤️❤️

    • @jessicamccarthy4359
      @jessicamccarthy4359 6 років тому +5

      łunåsail CHEEKBONES

    • @sailzshock
      @sailzshock 6 років тому +4

      Jessie the cat :3 dOnT FORGET THE CHEEKBONES!!!

    • @iamgroot2810
      @iamgroot2810 4 роки тому +11

      Yes he is. He's not a typical Hollywood hottie but there's something so classy, gentlemanly, charming, charismatic, attractive about him that is inexplicable. That voice, those eyes and those cheekbones are the death of me.

    • @paradisemusic7280
      @paradisemusic7280 4 роки тому +3

      FACTSGWHSJWU

  • @elenavanderwoodsen9783
    @elenavanderwoodsen9783 8 років тому +95

    I liked how James said he sounds cool about Bernie.

  • @renabernadette7970
    @renabernadette7970 8 років тому +52

    his voice is so soothing my God

  • @nadsoos2212
    @nadsoos2212 8 років тому +54

    this is, BY FAR, the most perfectly illustrated, most legendary video ive ever seen in YT 😂

  • @rebeccakeele7541
    @rebeccakeele7541 8 років тому +60

    I want Benedict Cumberbatch to read me bedtime stories

  • @Knoewe
    @Knoewe 8 років тому +680

    Orange monster, I have come to bargain!

  • @Inquisitor_Lelouch
    @Inquisitor_Lelouch 8 років тому +101

    ladies and gentlemen, your new president, big orange monster!
    (makes a T Rex noise)

  • @ChickenGeorgeClooney
    @ChickenGeorgeClooney 8 років тому +85

    That was a great Trump impression from Cumberbatch

  • @Shadywolf09
    @Shadywolf09 8 років тому +260

    I'm crying with laughter, bros..Oh god, I have tears, my head hurts but, it was worth it X;D

    • @Shadywolf09
      @Shadywolf09 8 років тому +17

      Update: I sent this to my father, who is 72, and viewed his reaction on Skype. He was wheezing with laughter and had to replay it. He then sent it to his golfing friend, Dave, and they did a Skype reaction to it. Dave was in tears like me.

    • @murmenaattori6
      @murmenaattori6 8 років тому +7

      Haha that is so cool!

    • @caraince7915
      @caraince7915 7 років тому +1

      ᏰᏗşιℓ lol

    • @not_M_
      @not_M_ 7 років тому +1

      Cara Ince

  • @alexisoelberg7448
    @alexisoelberg7448 8 років тому +357

    I'm dying!!!! "will he grave my pussy 🙀" BCs face! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @newjacka94
      @newjacka94 8 років тому +19

      *grab

    • @alexisoelberg7448
      @alexisoelberg7448 8 років тому +2

      Autocorrect! Thx!!!!

    • @kingstong1461
      @kingstong1461 8 років тому

      Alexis Oelberg à

    • @bavard100
      @bavard100 8 років тому +9

      I had to pause the video as I was laughing so hard. I was slamming my hand on the table.

    • @alexisoelberg7448
      @alexisoelberg7448 8 років тому

      Callthisanything​ I was crunched up on my bed!

  • @vithushanthayalan4413
    @vithushanthayalan4413 8 років тому +209

    benedict cumberbatch the new morgan freeman?

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters 8 років тому +16

      Vithushan Thayalan someone say Martin Freeman?

    • @gracie_hannah_banana
      @gracie_hannah_banana 8 років тому +4

      Sherlock Watson YOUR NAME I-

    • @coleslaw_
      @coleslaw_ 7 років тому +4

      Sherlock Watson the amount of things I find u on is unnerving... u comment on EVERYTHING that I watch and I am not exaggerating. Lol we should leave a secret message on every UA-cam video we watch and if the other finds it we half to comment

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters 7 років тому +1

      Mari Slawson Sounds like a plan! How about..."You should put that on a T-shirt," Or "It is what it is"

    • @coleslaw_
      @coleslaw_ 7 років тому +3

      Sherlock Watson t shirt. It's funnier and seems less suspicious

  • @ginired8385
    @ginired8385 8 років тому +29

    When he said "Tiny Tiny Baby Hands" I lost it 😂

  • @0to60lifelv2
    @0to60lifelv2 8 років тому +484

    Looks like the Big Orange Monster ate the Lady......

    • @0to60lifelv2
      @0to60lifelv2 8 років тому +49

      The End.
      and the Monster is coming for James and his Pussy!

    • @Cythil
      @Cythil 8 років тому +12

      Poor cat :(

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo 8 років тому +24

      And all other pussies.

    • @markcobuzzi826
      @markcobuzzi826 8 років тому +11

      Let's at least hope that the orange monsters won't be able to hold all those kittens in those tiny tiny fingers of his, and eventually give up trying to snatch the pussies in the night

  • @fionamorel
    @fionamorel 8 років тому +165

    I want this amazing man to narrate my life.

    • @jamestong2008
      @jamestong2008 8 років тому +2

      unless your life is worth narrating.

    • @louiswang3121
      @louiswang3121 8 років тому

      That's easy...."LiebeAlle's life: Ooops"

  • @sheilalockwood3982
    @sheilalockwood3982 8 років тому +80

    Are you sure she got past that orange monster?

    • @nighton3
      @nighton3 8 років тому +5

      Some how this story is closer to the original brothers Grimm stories, than the stories based on the Grimm stories. The ending is dark.

  • @ansooXP
    @ansooXP 8 років тому +14

    "James focus I'm telling you a story" HIS INNER SHERLOCK IS SHOWING

  • @VivekAnandJ
    @VivekAnandJ 8 років тому +30

    James Corden is so cute as a small boy! I'm ready to adopt him! 😘

  • @AlexisAlexander646
    @AlexisAlexander646 8 років тому +644

    Doctor Strange was amazing

  • @lukshyan
    @lukshyan 8 років тому +34

    4:48 When the lady was running towards the white house, the big orange monster *swallowed her!!!*
    The end😊

  • @Lunarek
    @Lunarek 8 років тому +14

    the "I'll huff and puff" part if the skit killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @raul9562
    @raul9562 8 років тому +186

    I like the fact two British people are telling Americans to vote.

    • @paul2413
      @paul2413 8 років тому +76

      That's the point, that's why it's funny. It's informs us that USAs next president doesn't only effect them but the rest of the world

    • @Steve-gv7qi
      @Steve-gv7qi 8 років тому +2

      True

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 8 років тому +2

      Should have llistened the _first_ time, eh wot?

  • @connorwilliams6486
    @connorwilliams6486 8 років тому +213

    Wow Benedale Cumberboy is a really cool guy

  • @jocelynsun4842
    @jocelynsun4842 8 років тому +38

    I woke up to my mom telling me that Trump won... I thought it was a lucid dream.

  • @CantThinkOfaHandle3
    @CantThinkOfaHandle3 8 років тому +26

    "Where are you looking daddy?" 😂😂

  • @knowun9088
    @knowun9088 8 років тому +23

    this is funnier than the SNL nowadays.

  • @esmeraldaparker2137
    @esmeraldaparker2137 8 років тому +308

    America fucked up not voting for Bernie Sanders in the primiaries.

    • @2ndamenddude
      @2ndamenddude 8 років тому +25

      Not America Esmeralda. The Democratic Party. They're the ones who outed Bernie,

    • @boon111
      @boon111 8 років тому +21

      You can blame crooked Hillary for that.

    • @grapeape888
      @grapeape888 8 років тому +18

      Esmeralda Macias the DNC conspired with Clinton to make sure she was the nominee. If you wanna blame someone, blame them.

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 8 років тому +14

      NecroBanana Trump's an idiot, so...

    • @karthok
      @karthok 8 років тому +11

      NecroBanana
      People like you are the reason the world is crying right now.

  • @sirintegrawingates1422
    @sirintegrawingates1422 8 років тому +75

    My god...what a voice!

  • @TheBLT883
    @TheBLT883 8 років тому +54

    this needs a sequel NOW!!!!!!!

  • @TheBlueClover2012
    @TheBlueClover2012 8 років тому +42

    Ben is so charismatic as always but James omg he's adorable. I like this father n son pairing way too much.

  • @kafunamasinde2265
    @kafunamasinde2265 8 років тому +89

    I loved this...made wanna go home, cuddle on the couch with a duvet and watch an old disney animation.

    • @m.b.0310
      @m.b.0310 8 років тому +65

      with benedict cumberbatch

    • @m.uzu11
      @m.uzu11 8 років тому +43

      yes, with benedict cumberbatch.

  • @ArdrichTKeybus
    @ArdrichTKeybus 8 років тому +63

    The moral is.....sometimes monsters win.

  • @cybertronguy98
    @cybertronguy98 8 років тому +37

    Cumberbatch's Trump impression was spot on! haha

  • @awesomeplutoxd6487
    @awesomeplutoxd6487 8 років тому +23

    I want Benedict to be my father just so I can be like "hey remember that time you on the James Corden show and told James Corden a bedtime story about the president elect, yeah I'd like that story told to me."

  • @kulsumh1334
    @kulsumh1334 8 років тому +80

    Yes! So much yes! This is absolutely brilliant. The fact that the fate of America will be set tomorrow..or today now, but nice laugh to it all. Plus the story is told by two British people. I love it lol. The jokes were so new as well. Like we've heard them a million times, but they still made it funny. James is exceeding with his late late show. Amazing. Well done

  • @princessmonittv167
    @princessmonittv167 8 років тому +68

    James calling Benedict daddy omg XD XD ;)

  • @derlistmoore2773
    @derlistmoore2773 8 років тому +17

    The accent is impeccable. I can listen to someone read like that the whole day!.

  • @nehasudhir984
    @nehasudhir984 8 років тому +11

    If Cumberbatch uses his voice to instruct - "Call me Daddy''.............

  • @Jadorelainie
    @Jadorelainie 8 років тому +24

    All I heard was Smaug scaring the hell out of a chunky hobbit with a tale straight outta Mordor.

  • @megant4713
    @megant4713 7 років тому +2

    I could literally listen to Benedict Cumberbatch all day, everyday. I need him do a massive collection of audiobooks. This is a need.

  • @fairiifuneral
    @fairiifuneral 8 років тому +15

    I love this!! thanks James & Benedict

  • @aninaholbek
    @aninaholbek 8 років тому +65

    Benedict Cumberbatch seems to be in everything these days. Does he teleport around the globe? (Not that I'm complaining ;) )

    • @aninaholbek
      @aninaholbek 8 років тому +35

      I forgot. He's using his sling-ring. Obviously.

    • @thejiddy
      @thejiddy 8 років тому +11

      with the eye of agamotto and the cloak of levitation, I think he does.

    • @Seventytrue70
      @Seventytrue70 8 років тому

      And his second name appeared to be ''Strange''

    • @edwardhall7351
      @edwardhall7351 8 років тому +3

      He certainly did in Doctor Strange.

  • @defalt7023
    @defalt7023 8 років тому +93

    *Whispers*
    "Benghaaaazeeee"

  • @amanawatao
    @amanawatao 8 років тому +6

    Benny is so precious. James too!! ☺️