Trump Visits Chick-fil-A as Court Rejects Delay Tactics in Hush Money Trial: A Closer Look

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  • Seth takes a closer look at Trump having enough time to stop by Chick-fil-A after losing a series of last-ditch attempts to delay his hush money trial.
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  • @sherinameless1618
    @sherinameless1618 26 днів тому +603

    "Are you making lots of money?"
    "We work at Chik Fil A. We make minimum wage. While you are spending $230,000 a day on lawyers. GET OUT!"

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 26 днів тому +32

      Yes, I was just going to comment on that part!

    • @ColorMeConfused29
      @ColorMeConfused29 26 днів тому +21

      Did you see the clip of the one employee falling all over Trump? it was...WOW.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 26 днів тому +30

      My first thought as well. No way those girls are making more than minimum wage.

    • @sunshine3914
      @sunshine3914 26 днів тому +16

      @@ColorMeConfused29She was just hamming it up. She was probably talkin trash about him as soon as he got his big behind out the door.

    • @mix7893
      @mix7893 26 днів тому +34

      $230,000 a day of OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

  • @williamknight9379
    @williamknight9379 26 днів тому +691

    "Do you like ice cream, too?" Is 1000% more relatable than asking fast food workers if they're getting rich

    • @emperorjj1
      @emperorjj1 25 днів тому +52

      hmm lets ask people making 7.25 an hour who pay more than 750 in taxes a year if they are getting rich. the math aint mathin

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 25 днів тому +17

      💯

    • @noodlewhitley
      @noodlewhitley 25 днів тому

      They probably pay more in taxes than Rump

    • @herballycorrect
      @herballycorrect 25 днів тому +2

      Every visit to the grocery store is another reminder: Biden blows! Trump 2024

    • @mikekolokowsky
      @mikekolokowsky 25 днів тому

      @@herballycorrectDonald asked if they were getting rich, and they said “Yes.” Let me remind everyone that Joe Biden is president, and these Chik Fil A workers are getting rich.
      The last time a Republican voted to raise the minimum wage was in the early 1980s.

  • @rasmie8858
    @rasmie8858 25 днів тому +861

    "Is business good? Everyone is getting rich right?" is the most braindead, out of touch garbage you could say to a fast food worker

    • @generalmalaise458
      @generalmalaise458 25 днів тому +95

      I don’t understand how they all nodded and said yes like a bunch of sheep. I don’t care how famous someone is, if they asked me a dumb question like that I’d laugh in their face.

    • @anthonygroeblinghoff3184
      @anthonygroeblinghoff3184 25 днів тому +88

      ​@@generalmalaise458because they will be fired if they don't.

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 25 днів тому

      ​@@anthonygroeblinghoff3184Exactly

    • @harveysmidlap
      @harveysmidlap 25 днів тому +4

      @@generalmalaise458 Barkley should pay the manager a visit.

    • @Kyle_P
      @Kyle_P 25 днів тому +15

      @@anthonygroeblinghoff3184Fired from a run of the mill minimum wage job? Whatever will they do to replace it? Surely that will make them rich too.

  • @x3BobO
    @x3BobO 25 днів тому +125

    Seth’s act just gets better and better. His sassiness and the way he can’t stop smiling and laughing at his own jokes / mistakes kills me 😂 the little new bit at the end, priceless. I hope we have many more years to go with this this one

    • @ClurTaylor
      @ClurTaylor 25 днів тому +14

      The increasingly unhinged bits at the end are so good

    • @MsMars.
      @MsMars. 23 дні тому +3

      I love that new bit at the end which is essentially him conceding that his two brothers podcast wasn't really stirring up a lot of excitement. Too bad. 😢

  • @HeydiB
    @HeydiB 26 днів тому +90

    “Pavlova was there, I thought we paid her off” was hilarious 😂

    • @mehere8038
      @mehere8038 25 днів тому

      wait till he finds out she's a real person, but dead!

  • @ThewMiller
    @ThewMiller 26 днів тому +348

    Chick-fil-A spent decades supporting and funding conversion therapy a.k.a. child torture. They have never made any apologies or admitted any wrongdoing, and their owner, Dan Cathy, still helps to support and fund such practices which have been banned for minors in 17 states in the United States.
    I think it's important to mention that when giving Chick-fil-A 10 minutes of airtime.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 26 днів тому +63

      Thank you for writing that out. Yes, CFA owners support anti-LGBTQ+ laws and conversion therapy.

    • @lenore8767
      @lenore8767 26 днів тому +45

      I want this comment at the top. Thank you for writing it

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing 26 днів тому +3

      I'm definitely not as informed as someone who has gone through conversion therapy, but I think child torture might be an extreme way of saying it. Regardless, nobody should be getting in the way of an LGBTQIA+ minor.

    • @starduster1340
      @starduster1340 26 днів тому +37

      Exactly why I’ve never spent a dime there and never will.

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 26 днів тому +42

      @@TheLordOfNothing It is exactly what conversion therapy is! Plain and simple.

  • @neilcauser5624
    @neilcauser5624 25 днів тому +47

    Sorry but that "Nein Guys" joke was fantastic! 😂

    • @jon1913
      @jon1913 22 дні тому +2

      I laughed so hard that my boss came over to my desk and asked if everything was OK. I work from home.

    • @lcole8849
      @lcole8849 11 днів тому

      🤣

  • @kaylinhendrich4673
    @kaylinhendrich4673 25 днів тому +44

    Seth’s bitterness over ordering ice cream is one of my new favorite running gags 👏👏

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 26 днів тому +183

    The saga of Seth roasting himself about the Ice Cream Incident will never get old

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 26 днів тому +16

      I like the new part, where basically the Secret Service kidnaps him and makes him have ice cream with the President, which is why he had no banter ready.

  • @theodorejay1046
    @theodorejay1046 26 днів тому +757

    And they give Biden crap for enjoying an ice cream cone 🙄

    • @TomWDW1
      @TomWDW1 26 днів тому +99

      That's what I'm saying! They're over the moon about how Trump likes (and apparently hands out) milkshakes. But Biden eats one ice cream and they're flipping their wigs over how weird that is. lol

    • @mytruecrimelibrary
      @mytruecrimelibrary 26 днів тому +32

      Ice cream is yummy 😋

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane 26 днів тому +14

      Can’t blame Von Schitznbritches. His wife’s dress cost almost $8,000.00. That and he’s never been at fault for anything and has never made a mistake. Why should he have to ask forgiveness? He never made a “mistake”.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 26 днів тому

      Trump placates his cult by buying a bunch of subpar milkshakes for on lookers at a restaurant and fox News fawns over it. But God forbid Biden goes out to an ice cream parlor or Obama politely asks for Dijon mustard for a ham sandwich and they lose their goddamn minds. The saddest part is their voter base cannot see how plainly their bias is

    • @mysticloverfairy1
      @mysticloverfairy1 26 днів тому +5

      My thoughts exactly

  • @operating
    @operating 25 днів тому +27

    Seth circles back was so great. And now I love how he ends his videos. He’s just a genuinely funny guy that is at his best unscripted.

  • @suzibouch-xm9yr
    @suzibouch-xm9yr 25 днів тому +7

    Oh! THE BURN!
    "Hey Donnie, what did you spend your $230K on?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ben82077
    @Ben82077 26 днів тому +122

    Dump: I'd like 30 milkshakes.
    Me in the back: Machine's broken!!

  • @RolandHazoto
    @RolandHazoto 26 днів тому +183

    As a former fast food worker, the worst thing about this is the 30 milkshakes.
    For starters, the machine likely doesn't even hold 30 milkshakes...
    I bet Trump is one of those f***s that makes that order and complains the first ones are warm by the time the last ones are done.

    • @gl15col
      @gl15col 26 днів тому +49

      Yeah, the owner loves to hear "30 milkshakes" while employees die inside when hearing "30 anything". And it always happens when you're 10 minutes from the end of your shift, and boss implies with raised eyebrows you better stay until its done, then pissed cause you got overtime.

    • @bonniejosavland3227
      @bonniejosavland3227 26 днів тому +10

      Don’t worry he won’t pay 💰 anyway 😮😢

    • @MikeBurke
      @MikeBurke 26 днів тому +10

      Just make 10 of them. We know Trump doesn't like counting.

    • @Whopsie12
      @Whopsie12 26 днів тому +8

      @@gl15col He probably turned around after ordering and said "did anybody else want one?"

    • @AK.Carcajou
      @AK.Carcajou 26 днів тому

      @RolandHazoto Unfortunately, I think that fast food employees these days would be fortunate enough not to hear that tangerine sack of rancid poo complaining that his order wasn’t IMMEDIATELY delivered after spewing from his fungus ridden, septic infused “mouth.”
      I’d like to wholeheartedly give apologies to you that you had to put up with absolute, fermented, piles of excrement when you worked that job. I hope that you’re better off now!

  • @thriftingtonpost
    @thriftingtonpost 25 днів тому +12

    It occurred to me that Seth's impression of Rudy is my fave impression ever. It always makes me happy.

  • @jabadoodle
    @jabadoodle 25 днів тому +9

    I'll say it again: I never fail to actually really LAUGH OUT LOUD at Seth's delivery!!!

  • @LoriAW3791
    @LoriAW3791 26 днів тому +102

    Nothing screams "I'm innocent" more than suing the judge in the criminal case against you.

  • @seven.s_stars
    @seven.s_stars 26 днів тому +1541

    the fact that a former president is running for re-election to stay out of prison is just embarrassing for the entire country. god forbid he gets back in the oval office.

    • @adamkares7549
      @adamkares7549 26 днів тому

      The fact this convicted rapist and insurrectionist is even on the ballot at all makes me feel sick.
      I am however amused that the GOP and Evangelicals hitched their wagon to this conman and now he's destroying them with his insatiable greed.

    • @Iluthra
      @Iluthra 26 днів тому +106

      It should have been disallowed.

    • @johnmagnotta8401
      @johnmagnotta8401 26 днів тому +36

      So true.. unfortunately. If re-elected into office.. the oval will be the LEAST of this country's problems. Start with her grand name of the United States. MAGAmerica comes to mind..

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 26 днів тому +19

      @@Iluthra that should have been the iron clad course taken.

    • @the-chillian
      @the-chillian 26 днів тому +90

      Even more embarrassing is that almost half the country is evidently prepared to vote for him.

  • @MercedesCruz-qe1nj
    @MercedesCruz-qe1nj 25 днів тому +27

    "Go back to the end of the line until you figure out what you have done wrong? Great line.❤❤❤❤

  • @MrEffdot
    @MrEffdot 25 днів тому +9

    I love it when Seth Meyers does his Roody Gooblydoobly impression!

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 26 днів тому +665

    I want to take the time to thank the courts for not giving into Donald Trump's delay tactics. May this monster be brought to justice once and for all.

    • @carlosestevam3620
      @carlosestevam3620 26 днів тому +22

      👏👏👏👏Great words!!!

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 26 днів тому +16

      Only took a thousand lessons

    • @cynthiacruz297
      @cynthiacruz297 26 днів тому +8

      Amen!

    • @Tanagra180
      @Tanagra180 26 днів тому +4

      There was just a NYT "The Daily" episode about how he's been very successful in FL and GA 😖

    • @RendaJane
      @RendaJane 26 днів тому +7

      He will have a hard time not behaving worse than Darrell Brooks.

  • @matthew3136
    @matthew3136 26 днів тому +666

    Is there a picture of Trump pulling out his wallet and actually paying for anything? I don't think that exists.

    • @kuromyou7969
      @kuromyou7969 26 днів тому +41

      Probably using money his followers donated. 🫤

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 26 днів тому +38

      Probably made secret service or a toady pay.😂

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 26 днів тому +44

      Would have a better chance of spotting big foot.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 26 днів тому

      ​@BD-zn7nr isn't he the closest thing we've seen to Bigfoot? Large, lumbering, smelly?

    • @martin2289
      @martin2289 26 днів тому +32

      Not sure about these restaurants - pretty sure the campaign reimburses them - but he's left a trail of unpaid bills in towns that have held his rallies.

  • @reginafris6822
    @reginafris6822 24 дні тому +4

    The glee on Joe Biden's face approaching the ice cream counter never gets old. I'm sure he knew what flavor he wanted, too.😁

  • @ChubbyUnicorn
    @ChubbyUnicorn 25 днів тому +3

    30 milkshakes 😮 i hope someone called ahead. That's a nightmare order in fast food.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 26 днів тому +1066

    Did Donnie pay for the Chick-fil-A? If he did, that'd actually be news.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 26 днів тому +94

      We know he didn't, don't we?!

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 26 днів тому +36

      You can count on it!

    • @maryjones3178
      @maryjones3178 26 днів тому +37

      Give it time it will come too light 😂😂

    • @kelseysappington8306
      @kelseysappington8306 26 днів тому

      @@maryjones3178m

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 26 днів тому +99

      My first thought too. Remember when he ordered dozens of pizzas in Florida and left before they could make him pay for them?

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 26 днів тому +338

    Donnie cannot be allowed to darken the doors of the White House again!
    Vote Blue 💙 folks!

    • @true.is.around
      @true.is.around 26 днів тому +1

      00:01_BIDEN is a SCAMER. Only an idiot will trust the USA. The EU wants sanctions on the US for supplying missiles/weapons components to the Russians.
      #US will send the Patriot system to defend Russian rainers against Ukrainian drones.
      #US will not send the Patriot system to protect Ukrainian cities from Russian ballistic missiles.

    • @21_TicZ
      @21_TicZ 26 днів тому +2

      U mean red

    • @oasntet
      @oasntet 26 днів тому +3

      No thanks.

    • @wokeness420
      @wokeness420 26 днів тому +6

      ​@21_TicZ yeah red, as in the color that will get spilled on the floor if Justice is actually served and Trump finally goes to prison. Because I'm certain his will spill his wine, huh?

    • @DilapidatedCat
      @DilapidatedCat 26 днів тому +15

      ​@@wokeness420 the red is the ketchup from another DJT temper tantrum

  • @bthomson
    @bthomson 24 дні тому +3

    "Perhaps an arm or a beak?". 😂. I died! 💥

  • @420KingGeo
    @420KingGeo 25 днів тому +3

    "Chick fil a yaway"
    I laughed way too hard at that.

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 26 днів тому +41

    The Pavlova was actually named after a real person, a famous ballerina, because she was so light on her feet.
    A pavlova is very airy.

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 26 днів тому +10

      Thank you sir. Not only was Anna Pavlova the most famous ballerina ever, but also she was known for the extreme & beauty of the arching of her feet in her ballet slippers en pointe.

    • @maartenvandam344
      @maartenvandam344 26 днів тому +7

      @charleswebster2550 My pleasure. I think it was her ability to appear to actually float across the stage in Swan Lake that caused whichever chef first made that thing after her.
      Which is a fitting tribute.

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 26 днів тому +4

      Thank you again sir. You are absolutely correct in this.

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n 26 днів тому +2

      It's also not fancy, just like everything else on that menu. Pepper steak, and a salad with endive and... a different kind of endive? Wow.

    • @maartenvandam344
      @maartenvandam344 25 днів тому +2

      @snr0n What do you expect for a mere $800,000 a plate? Caviar? Trump? He's in deep doodoo, and needs every penny he can save.
      Two hundred grand a day on lawyers alone, in the unsafe assumption that the lawyers actually get that money, that has to hurt.

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 26 днів тому +411

    Anne Frank. Nelson Mandela. Aristotle. These are just three people off the top of my head who were treated worse than Trump. And they contributed a lot more to humanity than he ever did.

    • @shannonlawhorn1674
      @shannonlawhorn1674 26 днів тому +78

      I'd suggest the immigrant children he tore away from their families might also make that list.

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 26 днів тому +76

      ​​or the family of the many fallen military veterans whom he called "suckers and losers."

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 26 днів тому +20

      Jesus was whipped for hours on end and nailed to a cross, left to die in the elements ...

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 26 днів тому +17

      You mean Socrates?

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 26 днів тому +20

      ​@@freya8133
      Meh. The Romans did much worse to untold numbers of other people, and none of them had extra lives to spare.
      PS That "hours of whipping" story comes from that dreadful Mel G. movie btw, not from the book it was loosely based on.

  • @Outdated_App
    @Outdated_App 25 днів тому +5

    SETH! I've had the same rant awhile back about theater concession lines. How can you not know what you want by the time you get to the front?! The previews have already started! For me, if the cashier asks what you want - and the person goes "Um..." - *boop* Immediately teleport them to the end of the line. There was more than enough time to think about what you wanted.

  • @snazzyopublic7985
    @snazzyopublic7985 25 днів тому +6

    Best post non-pitch ever. I love you Seth Meyers (in a totally platonic comedic sense of love, because otherwise that would be weird).

  • @Yourmission9
    @Yourmission9 26 днів тому +306

    He should be in prison pending trial. The end

    • @charlesasmith7836
      @charlesasmith7836 26 днів тому +8

      Agree 💯

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 26 днів тому +15

      Certainly you or I would be.

    • @sagesufferswell
      @sagesufferswell 26 днів тому +8

      *trials. I agree

    • @Sylfa
      @Sylfa 26 днів тому +5

      Indeed, if there's ever been someone you can tell at a first glance is a flight risk you can tell it's that defendant. You can just look at events surrounding that one for a random year since 2000 and come to that conclusion.

    • @timchamberlain5858
      @timchamberlain5858 26 днів тому +4

      His Closer Look Segments aren't that bad...

  • @gamepapa1211
    @gamepapa1211 26 днів тому +68

    Mar-a-Lago Milkshake sounds like slang for a cocktail of hard drugs that you order at a rich snob's party. And looking at Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber there, they've DEFINITELY ordered one!

    • @pixiebells
      @pixiebells 26 днів тому +6

      I don't entirely know what would be in it but I imagine it would be rimmed with cocaine instead of salt? 😂

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 26 днів тому +3

      ​​@@pixiebellsProbably crushed ketamine. And some Adderal.

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling 25 днів тому +7

    I just glanced to my right and saw Corrections #100 in the recommended. I got such a jolt of happiness. Thanks Seth & co.

  • @AdrianColley
    @AdrianColley 25 днів тому +2

    I need "Et tu, Rude?" on a T-shirt.

  • @casonator
    @casonator 26 днів тому +42

    **NEIN GUYS** was so good 😂

  • @justinjohnson368
    @justinjohnson368 26 днів тому +65

    The ending of this Closer Look is why Seth is my all time favorite late night host.

    • @Gildedmuse
      @Gildedmuse 26 днів тому +10

      Is he using reverse psychology on us? I dont trust him. He's mastered the art of jackal baiting.

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell 26 днів тому

      @@Gildedmuse You subscribe to channels you don't trust?
      Are you 'tarded or is UA-cam's simplistic system too confusing for you?

    • @nikkicat254
      @nikkicat254 26 днів тому

      Mine too, I like Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, Seth is my favorite. Also I didn't mention Jimmy Fallon because I find him too cringy, not really funny!. I used to like him, but he has gotten a bit more annoying over the years. I don't care for his tendency do the whole both sides bit, I mean it's okay to make little jokes about Biden at times, but I noticed he started being more insulting to Biden last year, like he was trying to try and draw in more Trump supporters by insulting Biden, mostly about his age, but not always in a teasing way, but in a mean way.

  • @carmel120456
    @carmel120456 25 днів тому +1

    I love Seth Meyer he is so funny! 😂😂😂

  • @obikedog
    @obikedog 25 днів тому +3

    I'm so glad I got my taxes out of the way today so I can sit back and enjoy Monday without any interruptions!

  • @amethystsavage4018
    @amethystsavage4018 26 днів тому +40

    “And also some chicken” that’s how you know Trump usually has ppl getting his fast food for him. 😂😂😂

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 26 днів тому

      👗 ⬅️ YOURS ? 🕳

    • @madeleineprice9645
      @madeleineprice9645 25 днів тому

      @@paulyricca3881- You are SO INCREDIBLY unfunny.
      Give up, why don’t you????

  • @DefextOfficial
    @DefextOfficial 26 днів тому +173

    That Biden joke about driving up in his car to Trump asking what he spent 200K on, was so f'ing good, I watched that again!

    • @RasAlHaq
      @RasAlHaq 26 днів тому

      "Vroom Vroom, mother f*cker!" 😂

    • @thesollys9540
      @thesollys9540 25 днів тому +8

      Yeah, was very clever however, its not really his money, its his supporters money!

    • @jcoopes5604
      @jcoopes5604 25 днів тому +13

      Vroom vroom!

    • @birbluv9595
      @birbluv9595 25 днів тому +2

      Me too!

  • @julietittler9171
    @julietittler9171 25 днів тому +1

    I love the comment at the end urging us to go live. A man who enjoys his profession. 👏

  • @Khrystyna853
    @Khrystyna853 25 днів тому +10

    Omg. We SO needed one of those buzzers at the Tim Hortons in the underground of the Exchange Tower in Toronto, Canada, back when I worked in that building!
    "...and think about what you did wrong..."
    Thanks, Seth -- I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!

    • @travelinjones9730
      @travelinjones9730 25 днів тому

      In that case, what you did wrong would be going to Tim Hortons.

    • @Khrystyna853
      @Khrystyna853 25 днів тому

      @travelinjones9730 In my defense, it used to be good back in those days, before all the changes in ownership and to their coffee blend... They also made a decent ham, cheese and tomato croissant, and a great toasted raisin bagel with strawberry cream cheese...
      Ok. Now, I'm hungry...

  • @furiousd79
    @furiousd79 26 днів тому +56

    I feel like these new end segments are developing a life of their own and I, for one, am here for it.

    • @jessicagagne6146
      @jessicagagne6146 26 днів тому +9

      I also came here to say this…I feel like it’s like watching the post-credits scene after a marvel movie 😂

    • @CasparLoesche
      @CasparLoesche 26 днів тому +7

      Welcome to the Meyers Corrections Universe!

  • @tamrasmith1744
    @tamrasmith1744 25 днів тому +150

    Walking into Chik-fil-A and asking for “some chicken” is definitely what you say when you have never been there before or even seen their menu.

    • @ralphperry3576
      @ralphperry3576 24 дні тому +4

      Make trump eat that food in front of you.

    • @test-wv1ez
      @test-wv1ez 24 дні тому

      This would be true if their menu was not all over the walls, you literally can not miss it when you walk in. But your goal is not truth here is it. Why do you still support this man after all the proof that he is constantly lying and tricking you?

    • @DanaBentley-cp5ot
      @DanaBentley-cp5ot 23 дні тому

      Sounds like he thinks it works like a KFC doling out bucket chicken. Chick til A doesn't serve chicken like that. Also milkshakes come in flavors. What a complete idiot

  • @arandomguy3266
    @arandomguy3266 25 днів тому +1

    Wholesome sign off. Thanks Seth and Team

  • @jenniferlindsey2015
    @jenniferlindsey2015 25 днів тому +5

    Thanks for the positive encouragement this morning Seth. I very much appreciate it today instead of your usual podcast pitch.♥️🙏🏻

  • @willwebber6496
    @willwebber6496 26 днів тому +103

    "Ice cream Socialist!" - Oh come on, that deserved more laughter!

    • @InfiniteAnvil
      @InfiniteAnvil 26 днів тому +5

      I don't know if ice cream socials are still a thing

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n 26 днів тому +4

      @@InfiniteAnvil Technically, they're still a thing, but people tend to think of them as being a weird old relic... like Joe Biden, which is part of what makes the joke work.

  • @petergriffiinbirdistheword
    @petergriffiinbirdistheword 26 днів тому +326

    Not one smart person is paying the legal fees of a criminal "billionaire".

    • @Matt_with_2Ts
      @Matt_with_2Ts 26 днів тому

      Nope, just a bunch of dumb ones.....

    • @lizliz4186
      @lizliz4186 26 днів тому +32

      That's the sad part, he's truly taking advantage of those who don't know any better.

    • @signalfire6
      @signalfire6 26 днів тому +20

      @@lizliz4186 And a bunch of AH billionaires that will expect 'favors' if he wins.

    • @sophiaestella5611
      @sophiaestella5611 26 днів тому +9

      The same geniuses who bought DJT (Truth Social) shares... ?

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell 26 днів тому +8

      @@lizliz4186 Fun Fact: The employees at Chick-Fil-A in Georgia are making a whopping $10.75/hr, or as Trump puts it, "making lots of money".

  • @bigbulldragon
    @bigbulldragon 25 днів тому +2

    I once worked at a bar where in one room the bar was in the centre of the room, a big rectangle. The bartender was also the DJ/entertainment in the room. Part of his shtick was to point to the customer and if they were not ready to order then he immediately moved to the next one. You weren't ready you had to wait until he came back to you, if you moved around the bar to get ahead he would skip you until you. Most profitable bar we had at the club when he was tending.

  • @lemunbalm3731
    @lemunbalm3731 25 днів тому +1

    Dying breath: “… I told them you would pay for them.” LOL!!!!!

  • @quackersna
    @quackersna 26 днів тому +121

    It's kind of annoying that it gets referred to as the hush money case because that really downplays how serious these charges are.

    • @EveNickerson
      @EveNickerson 26 днів тому +17

      I think they call it that so that other people will know which fraud case they're talking about. ;)

    • @MikeBurke
      @MikeBurke 26 днів тому +8

      Hard to distinguish all the trials, so they need nicknames for everything.

    • @dafttool
      @dafttool 25 днів тому +1

      In fact, so serious that Trump’s attorney Cohen was already sent to prison for this exact crime.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 22 дні тому +1

      @@EveNickerson 🤣🤣🤣 and those are just the ones that have been processed...

  • @sirspate
    @sirspate 26 днів тому +21

    I love how Thursday's Closer Look has become the teaser for Friday's Corrections :)

  • @peternewby5096
    @peternewby5096 25 днів тому +5

    Why is “Walter” always saying he needs permission to talk or I can’t take questions or I’ll answer questions later and then never does, I better not take your questions I’ll get into trouble. Who needs to give “Walter” permission to talk?

  • @martinutr
    @martinutr 25 днів тому +2

    Go Seth Go!! Another great “ A Closer Look”

  • @quecee
    @quecee 26 днів тому +28

    No joke about Pavlova's dog???
    I'll expect one during a Surprise Inspection segment.

    • @StewNWT
      @StewNWT 26 днів тому +4

      Pavlov’s dog you mean?

    • @quecee
      @quecee 26 днів тому +4

      ​@@StewNWTPavlova.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 26 днів тому +2

      Pavlova’s Cat

    • @josephgazitano3445
      @josephgazitano3445 26 днів тому +2

      I was hoping for a Pavlova's dog comment, the joke was RIGHT THERE!

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 25 днів тому

      @@StewNWT probably had your airpods in when that faint whoosh of the joke going way over your head occurred, eh?

  • @nickmesogianes4638
    @nickmesogianes4638 26 днів тому +62

    The nein guys joke caught me off guard, and I cant stop laughing at that line delivery. Thanks for making my day Seth 😂

    • @debidallacosta5736
      @debidallacosta5736 26 днів тому +5

      Impressions camp really paid off. I think Seth may have taken an elective to get that one just right.

    • @KaristaSwiss
      @KaristaSwiss 26 днів тому +1

      Nein guys!!!

    • @prezpolk4ever
      @prezpolk4ever 25 днів тому +1

      I did like it, but two things pulled me out. To get to that joke, he said that Hitler’s go-to burger joint was Nein Guys. Chic-fil-a doesn’t sell burgers and Hitler was famously a vegetarian.

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 25 днів тому

      @@prezpolk4ever Was he famously a vegetarian? I would argue that no one is thinks he's "famous" for that.

  • @kaseywilliamson6280
    @kaseywilliamson6280 25 днів тому +3

    I appreciate so much your humor in this weird times
    Thank you
    Kasey ❤

  • @erickizer5221
    @erickizer5221 25 днів тому +2

    Nailed it Seth, great show

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 26 днів тому +45

    Remember how Bush vs Kerry was "Who'd you like to get a beer with?"
    2024 should be who'd you like to be sitting next to on a flight?
    Can you imagine how excruciating it would be to sit next to Trump and listen to his rants and complaints.... _and his bad smell._

    • @dewardroy6531
      @dewardroy6531 26 днів тому +6

      I was having a nice maggot pie for dinner and you just ruined it!

    • @jackharrison7613
      @jackharrison7613 26 днів тому

      Biden would sleep most of the flight , and that suits me just fine. I've heard Trump really stinks.

  • @stanbyme7874
    @stanbyme7874 26 днів тому +18

    Remember when he didn’t PAY for the pizza outside the Courthouse in NY. NY doesn’t put up with that sh*t & immediately called him out.

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 26 днів тому

      🗣 IM PREGNANT STANDBYME WE GOTTA TALK IM PREGNANT.

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 26 днів тому +6

      The evangelical higher-ups at Chick-Fil-A were more than happy to comp X45 for 30 milkshakes...

    • @paulyricca3881
      @paulyricca3881 25 днів тому

      @@caronstout354🥃👴🏻AWW SHUT UP

  • @tddfowler
    @tddfowler 25 днів тому

    *vroom vroom* :D
    I don't often even chuckle but this time I literally LOL-ed

  • @nwsportstilidie
    @nwsportstilidie 25 днів тому +1

    "Mar-a-Lago milkshake," that's got to be some kind of sexual innuendo.

  • @lenkacfk7155
    @lenkacfk7155 26 днів тому +17

    I love it when Seth passive-aggressively plugs his podcasts or Corrections - or nothing at all! 😅

  • @Punky_Brewster
    @Punky_Brewster 26 днів тому +78

    What exactly has the GOP lead congress accomplished the past 3 and 1/2 years?

    • @dewardroy6531
      @dewardroy6531 26 днів тому

      Mass Obstruction

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 26 днів тому +17

      Positives = zip, zilch, zero.
      Negatives = ♾️

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 26 днів тому

      The Democrats had the tiny majority for the first two years and passed over 100+ practical bills that would help the people. Almost all were killed by the Senate Republicans who still had the silent filibuster, thanks to Manchinema.
      The House under Maga? Chaos, infighting and humiliations while obeying trump’s every whim.
      No funding to our ally Ukraine. If it falls, Putin will more on to a NATO country and we’ll all have soldiers on the ground.
      FISA needed amending to protect Americans from government snooping. Those amendments were made so it was time to reauthorize the FISA provision allowing US National Security to monitor foreign opponents. Then trump posted “kill FISA” and they did.
      Gosh, why doesn’t honest don want the Russian, Saudi or Chinese operatives overheard just now? 🤦‍♀️

    • @trudycolborne2371
      @trudycolborne2371 26 днів тому +9

      They've almost given Chip Roy a nervous breakdown.

    • @MyMarsham
      @MyMarsham 26 днів тому +9

      Bile.

  • @aarontiano3516
    @aarontiano3516 19 днів тому +1

    "Pavlovas here, I thought we paid her off"😂😂😂😂

  • @eric7591
    @eric7591 25 днів тому

    I love watching the tag now. Brilliant.

  • @drjanines3301
    @drjanines3301 26 днів тому +119

    230k daily in Feb = 6.4 MILLION dollars in Feb ALONE

    • @Matt_with_2Ts
      @Matt_with_2Ts 26 днів тому +18

      The best part: That is money that will not go to the RNC's other national elections!!
      Governors, Senators, etc......
      Thanks, Donnie!

    • @charleswebster2550
      @charleswebster2550 26 днів тому +1

      Ah-hem! 'Scuse me, but can I have a receipt for that? 🤔 Would love to see what's in all the pockets! 😏 Only the (dry) cleaners know for sure! 🤐

    • @damionrockwell2300
      @damionrockwell2300 26 днів тому +2

      ​@@charleswebster2550 those numbers definitely sound like money laundering. No amount of lawyers cost that much, reminds me of a John Grisham novel.. Think Trump hired 'the firm'

    • @danbsports6760
      @danbsports6760 26 днів тому

      Was that Feb 2023 or 2024? Add 0.3 million (due to rounding) if it was 2024.

    • @mcbean1
      @mcbean1 26 днів тому

      @@damionrockwell2300 Well these are major cases so you'd easily have a partner, a senior lawyer, 2 if not 3 junior lawyers, a paralegal and probably an assistant as a minimum for your legal team. A partner will be $10k a day, a senior lawyer could easily charge $8k a day, juniors lawyers would be $5k, paralegal and assistance would be combined $3k. So that $26k a day just on lawyer fees, which is pretty conservative, I imagine trump would try to get the best and anyone that would be willing to do the work will probably charge a surcharge, so that $26k is more likely $36k. Then you add the fact that it is a rush job so another surcharge, $46k. Then there are disbursements, I imagine they are pulling long days so there will be meals for all provided, as well as travel costs and printing costs would be insane too. 3 meals for 7 people in the city would be $1k a day, travel for 7 people would be another $1k. All in all $50k a day. Times that by 4 trials and you've got $200k without breaking a sweat. The additional $30k could easily be admins fees and court fees.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 26 днів тому +272

    Justice delayed is justice denied

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 26 днів тому +7

      While true lady justice is also blind, so she doesn't move very fast.

    • @Corn_Pone_Flicks
      @Corn_Pone_Flicks 26 днів тому +3

      I hate Trump as much as anyone sane, but this bumper sticker phrase is ridiculous. If I get mugged and the mugger isn't arrested on the spot AND convicted on the spot, does that mean I was denied justice? Or maybe it means that in reality, events take time. It's not that it's being delayed, it's that it's been delayed so damn much.

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 26 днів тому

      Denied!

    • @wvu05
      @wvu05 26 днів тому +9

      ​@@Corn_Pone_Flicks "Take time" is one thing, waiting two years to _start_ an investigation is a completely different story.

    • @sansik2113
      @sansik2113 26 днів тому +4

      I bet the staff at the ice cream shop love Seth’s callbacks to the event

  • @elizasmith1229
    @elizasmith1229 25 днів тому

    I saw this on Morning Joe and laughed my TAIL off!

  • @kevincharles2504
    @kevincharles2504 25 днів тому +1

    Love your closer look Seth always make my day 🎉

  • @kenthorsen4558
    @kenthorsen4558 26 днів тому +32

    Can't wait for the courtroom artist drawings.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 26 днів тому +3

      Serious sketches, or the ones where it looks like the artist did acid before starting the trial?

    • @kasnitch
      @kasnitch 26 днів тому +1

      @@jackl4laughs I would love to see those drawings ..

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 26 днів тому +1

      @@kasnitch the acid ones? The one that's in my mind is from his NY fraud trial earlier this year, he is yelling but it looks like a colorful squiggly rainbow behind him for some reason. I think his head was pointy too if I remember right.

  • @BarryKort
    @BarryKort 26 днів тому +69

    Appellate Court Judges to Trump: "Curb Your Excusiasm."

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr 26 днів тому +2

      🤣😂😅

    • @andrealee9673
      @andrealee9673 25 днів тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @antigone2
    @antigone2 23 дні тому

    I taught younger children in the public schools of Boise,ID. When it was time to go out for recess, everyone wanted to be first line. It took them quite a while to realize that I always had the first four children to hold the doors until everyone else got out. So the first DID end up being last!

  • @Zoken44
    @Zoken44 25 днів тому +2

    How is no one mentioning YOU DO NOT PLACE AN ORDER THAT BIG AT THE COUNTER ! You call ahead and place the order, he is going to put that place in the weeds for hours!

  • @christophermiller2128
    @christophermiller2128 26 днів тому +101

    Seth….and the entire writing staff at Late Night…..you are truly the best. Just, simply, Thank You.

  • @Opinionsrnotfacts574
    @Opinionsrnotfacts574 26 днів тому +81

    On one hand he will be outraged that he is in a court being held accountable for his actions - on the other hand his narcissism will delight in the fact that the case is all about him!

  • @briancrothers2163
    @briancrothers2163 25 днів тому

    Omg -
    Mara Lago Milkshakes. I’m dying… 😂

  • @jameshartmann3405
    @jameshartmann3405 20 днів тому

    Shot clock is a great idea... and yes, curb is over, so you need to fill that voice with a recurring segment!!! Love it!!!!!

  • @alkaline_sine
    @alkaline_sine 26 днів тому +34

    NEIN GUYS might be the funniest thing I've ever heard 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @pulle88
      @pulle88 25 днів тому +2

      what is the joke?

    • @vooveks
      @vooveks 25 днів тому

      @@pulle88 It’s a weak pun on ‘Five Guys’ the burger place - as if it were German, delivered well so it seems much funnier than it actually is. Some think it might be the funniest thing they’ve EVER heard.

    • @lindafischlein728
      @lindafischlein728 25 днів тому +1

      Hitler was a vegetarian....

    • @alkaline_sine
      @alkaline_sine 23 дні тому

      @@vooveks relax, dude 😆

  • @weehudyy
    @weehudyy 26 днів тому +90

    " Donald Trump has spent more than 100 million dollars of his deluded fan base's donations on lawyers ... " There , fixed it for you ...

    • @JVassago
      @JVassago 25 днів тому +5

      and i bet some of the money will come back to him. paying inflated prices for something, with the intention to funnel it back to his pockets, is just a form of money laundry.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 25 днів тому

      Rudy'll tell you that a more accurate headline would be "45 has stolen more than $100 million in campaign contributions *and also* run-up $100 million in legal bills he refuses to pay".

  • @Tomdanook
    @Tomdanook 25 днів тому +1

    By attempting to delay the case 10 times.
    It kinda signifies to everyone else who the guilty party is.
    Lawyers are about to say "A dog ate my client's case files" as a last-ditch effort to delay the case.

  • @kianchristoffern
    @kianchristoffern 25 днів тому

    At 4:55 the pause after the first 'in my defence' is so good that people start clapping. This is opposite of a correction.

  • @dave210yt
    @dave210yt 25 днів тому +91

    "Nein Guys!" plus I love the shot clock at a check out counter - instant classic.

    • @royalvarez6436
      @royalvarez6436 25 днів тому +8

      No Soup for You--Next!!!!

    • @dave210yt
      @dave210yt 25 днів тому +2

      @@royalvarez6436 hahaha. Good one!

    • @ElroyMcDuff
      @ElroyMcDuff 25 днів тому +1

      @@royalvarez6436 One year!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 26 днів тому +204

    Right now, in the next world, a white Ford Bronco is trying to outrun the devil.

    • @lynemac2539
      @lynemac2539 26 днів тому +30

      Fabulous!

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 26 днів тому +22

      Haha. Very good. Hah.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 26 днів тому +2

      And Satan is using a certain orifice on OJ to check the sizing of his own hand. If it does not fit, shove harder King of hell you got this. Still nothing on how he treated his ex, so I don't feel bad about jokes.

    • @jackl4laughs
      @jackl4laughs 26 днів тому

      It deleted my Satan checking the size of OJs rear joke, sad day for youtube that you can't make fun of a man who killed his ex and wrote a book saying how he did it.

    • @chrisrakow9745
      @chrisrakow9745 26 днів тому +20

      The Mill of Justice grinds slowly but finely

  • @user-vp3lq6zn7g
    @user-vp3lq6zn7g 25 днів тому

    I admire your courage, AND your humour. Keep on keeping on!!!!!😀

  • @elizasmith1229
    @elizasmith1229 25 днів тому

    The LOOK on Guiliani's face in that picture!😆😆😆😆😆😆😂

  • @annavizard970
    @annavizard970 26 днів тому +34

    Yeah, never do Chick-fil-A. Ever.

    • @seffishestopal5950
      @seffishestopal5950 26 днів тому +6

      Especially since they had the audacity to let Donald Trump in.

    • @lynnhettrick7588
      @lynnhettrick7588 26 днів тому +6

      I don’t eat hate chicken.

    • @alisonponce8337
      @alisonponce8337 26 днів тому

      None in my MAGA obsessed town.😂. Maybe they'll get one now to kiss Trump's ass.

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 26 днів тому +5

      Their food is overrated.

    • @user-xv9tj3dl2o
      @user-xv9tj3dl2o 26 днів тому +6

      @@freya8133 Popeyes is much better. :)

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620 26 днів тому +26

    Pretending to be generous, what a last ditch effort to appeal to the common american. I recall he walked out on everyone the last time he offered to pay for everyones food

  • @michelle_m_m
    @michelle_m_m 12 днів тому

    I burst out laughing at "NEIN GUYS!"

  • @IsakGIR
    @IsakGIR 25 днів тому

    Best yet! OMG I’m still laughing.

  • @waffletoast215
    @waffletoast215 26 днів тому +15

    I love the steadily increasing passive aggression with the plugs at the very end of each closer look

    • @sherinameless1618
      @sherinameless1618 26 днів тому +2

      At first I felt like I should apologize for having laughed when people complained about the podcasts, but now I am just glad that we collectively drove him to madness.

    • @anro7137
      @anro7137 26 днів тому +1

      Or… he’s driving us slowly…….

  • @phobos258
    @phobos258 26 днів тому +26

    I LOVE that a little bit of corrections is slipping in to the main show. I feel seen and heard! 🙂

  • @cuirass-rook
    @cuirass-rook 19 днів тому +1

    The "some chicken" line didn't confuse me as someone currently working food service. You'd be amazed at the lack of specifications in people's orders. Working a drive thru is basically playing 20 Questions with people who don't know what ingredients are and would rather scream at you than read the menu.

  • @ellieb.e.868
    @ellieb.e.868 25 днів тому

    That closing moment had me finally cross the stage with my PhD in hand! Seth is persuasive!

  • @hungfao
    @hungfao 26 днів тому +19

    'Nein Guys' - LMAO

  • @NickellaElla
    @NickellaElla 26 днів тому +30

    You probably need a round of antibiotics after consuming a Mar-a-Lago Milkshake.

    • @raygunsforronnie847
      @raygunsforronnie847 26 днів тому +1

      Plus therapy, for sure. It kinda sounds like something Bill Cosby would have served up.

  • @marigeobrien
    @marigeobrien 25 днів тому

    BTW, just a thought. I wonder... depending on how this trial goes, whether the "judicial mood" will change a bit in the other trials. For instance, once he loses this trial, it would not surprise me that we get a "sudden and decisive" announcement from the supreme court that presidents are not immune to prosecution. And then, that his court dates for the Jan 6th trial and Stolen Documents trial are suddenly moved up, well before the election. It would not surprise me. It's as if the whole DOJ is at a dance and no one wants to be the first on the floor. But once someone goes... they all follow. Not one bit. Disgust me? Yes. Surprise me? No.
    As usual, I love the way Seth, through humor, says so much. It's like that old saying, "many a truth is spoken in jest."

  • @kathcasey2090
    @kathcasey2090 25 днів тому

    Sweet close again! Thanks Seth