@@5t3v3thevehicon9 same thing with Toy Soundwave. She would be sad too. It would be G1 Cliffjumper whom is married to Toy Soundwave and Toy Soundwave is a girl and she is in love with Cliffjumper of the G1 world.
I am concerned as to why Soundwave knows what is a lie and what is the truth _Especially how does he know Blaster has a 12in wewe_ Edit: -I forgot he has telepathy or sum-
Thundercracker: Soundwave, is it true that you're married to an Autobot named Optimus Prime? Me: no. Toy Soundwave: *BEEP* Me: oof. Thundercracker: it is true and I FOUND YOUR WEDDING PICTURES!!!!!!!!!! Shockwave: *smashes door down* SURPRISE, TRAITOROUS CASSETTE PLAYER!!!! Me: *screaming in fear loudly* Starscream: *stares into the room, wondering why the frag is happening* Shockwave: *has some torture tools and uses all of them on me* Me: *SCREAMING IN AGONIZING PAIN* Toy Soundwave: I suck at protecting people. Lol
Meanwhile Blaster: is it true that you're in love with an Auto-Con, Cliffjumper? Cliffjumper: No! Soundwave: *beep* SeptaTron and Skywarp: *laugh* WE WERE AT YOUR WEDDING, CLIFFJUMPER AND WE SAW YOU MARRY TOY SOUNDWAVE! Soundwave: the frag? *somewhere else now* Frank Welker: *is sleeping with a random supernatural soldier* Peter Cullen: WAKE UP, SLEEPY HEAD! Frank Welker: *groans* ugh.... Alex LinKinStar: *groans* what the fuck, man? Peter Cullen: OH!
Blaster: so, CelestialFire, is it true you had a daughter with Skywarp? Me: NO! Soundwave: *beep* Me: aww... Peter Cullen: aww, but why did we come here? Frank Welker: didn't you put your thing up Megatron's thingy, Peter? Peter Cullen: yes. *is ashamed of himself* I DON'T know why I did that though, Frank! Frank Welker: maybe you wanna know what's it like to have a hybrid child. Peter Cullen: that's probably why I did that. Me: ok??? Things got random. Blaster: *falls asleep* Soundwave: *transforms back into robot form and then starts poking Blaster* wake up, sleepy autobot.
Me: I screwed Megatron up and got him pregnant. Soundwave: *BEEP* Me: Ok?... I'm mentally lost. Frank Welker: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU IMPREGNATE MEGATRON IF HE IS A GIANT COMPARED TO YOU, PETER??? Me: I don't know. Frank Welker: **randomly punches me in the face** Blaster: **plays Coffin Dance meme music** Me: **grabs Frank Welker and throws him out the window with a lot of force** Toy Megatron: AND YOU JUST CHUGGED YOUR FRIEND OUT THE WINDOW! NOW HE IS GONNA DIE! me: oh. Don't worry, he'll be fine. Tempest Shadow: are you sure about that, Peter? We're like literally in sky close to Cloudsdale. Me: **realizes I just murdered my own friend** FUUUUCK!!!
Blaster: Hot Rod, is it true that you impregnated an AerialCon named Toy Starscream? Me: NO! Soundwave: *BEEP* Ratchet: You obviously did, Hot Rod, because I HAVE DONE DNA TESTS ON THE SPARKLINGS THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO! Me: *visibly embarrassed ans then I passed out* Peter Cullen: I am just gonna take this. *grabs me and pulls me away from the scene* thank you. Me: *being dragged by Peter Cullen* *meanwhile* Peter Cullen: *drops me and then digs a big hole then yeets me into the hole then throws dirt on top of me* there, now I gotta make a gravestone now. *meanwhile after Peter Cullen makes a gravestone saying "RIP Hot Rod. 1986 - 2021"* Peter Cullen: *sets up the gravestone and makes a grave for me* there we go. Now the Autobots have a graveyard to be in when they die. I wonder if Frank Welker would make one for the Decepticons.
Blaster: okay. Jazz, did you kill Mirage, Arcee, and Brawn, but attempted to kill me, and Ironhide? Me: no. Soundwave: *beep* Me: *is worried now* Ironhide: *stares at Jazz with the "You're gonna regret betraying us now, punk." Stare* Me: *looks around* It was an accident. Soundwave: *beep* Me: *tries to run away* Prowl: *grabs Jazz, and then ties Jazz down to the chair* You're gonna pay for your treachery, Jazz. Optimus Prime: *comes into the room, then he aims his gun at Jazz* Are you ready to say "good bye", Jazz? I can't believe that you did this. I thought a Decepticon snuck in and killed Arcee, Mirage, and Brawn, but apparently, it was you! Explain why you did it, before I blast your head off. Me: I went insane, because Ironhide blazed me and killed my boyfriend Benjamin RockPick. He said that even exiled decepticons shouldn't be trusted. But I was helping Benjamin RockPick redeem himself from evil, since he was kicked out of the Decepticon army. Optimus Prime: and so, you went insane, and killed your friends? WHAT KIND OF BOT ARE YOU?!? *is soon to pull the trigger* Me: PRIME! *starts coughing up human blood suddenly* PLEASE SPARE ME! I HAVE A FAMILY!!!!! Optimus Prime: even so, you're still gonna pay for your crimes. *pulls the trigger, and shoots Jazz* Me: *gets hit with blast from Optimus Prime's gun, but it didn't kill, and my body just shakes and rattles and leak out human blood* Optimus Prime: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???
Me: is it true that you have clones, Jazz? Jazz: no. Soundwave: *beep* Jazz: oh. I have a few. Soundwave: *beep* Me: no, you have 10, maybe even 20, or even 5000000 clones, considering you barf up miniature clones of yourself.
Frank Welker: is it true that you are an Aerialbot queen who is in love with the Autobot Communications officer Blaster? Me: no. Soundwave: *beep* Me: oof. Frank Welker: uh... now, what has life gotten into? Megatron: Craziness. Blaster: DON'T WE HAVE KIDS, MOONFLAME????
Blaster: TinaTron, is it true that you are a hybrid who was birthed out by Megatron? Me: no. Soundwave: *BEEP* me: dajfaljro?... Frank welker: I HAD READ THE STORY ON HOW YOU CAME INTO EXISTENCE, TINATRON! Peter Cullen: *hugs Frank Welker* Frank, Calm down, you are fonna give yourself a stroke. Frank Welker: ok. *takes a deep breath and exhales and calms down* sorry, everybody, for yelling like that...
Me: ok. Sideswipe, is it true that you have a dark side of yourself named Sideways? Sideswipe: NOPE! Soundwave: *BEEP* Sideswipe: DAFUQ??? Optimus Prime: I HAD SEEN SIDEWAYS COMING OUT OF YOU, SIDESWIPE! Sideswipe: *screaming in fear* WHAT SIDE AM I EVEN ON????? AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Bumblebee: *buried his head into ground to make sure he didn't go deaf* Me: ok. Sideswipe, calm down! Sideswipe: *calm down* ok. Sorry. Optimus Prime: *slowly walks away* I think I'm deaf now.
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Cliff : It's not true that I allways die first
Soundwave: *BEEP*
Cliff : God dammit!
God dammit? More like Primus dammit! *sorry for bad jokes.*
IDW Soundwave is able to read minds. Checks out.
Soundwave is able to read minds. IDW just expanded on his ability
according to the tech spec card thing from the G1 toys it was rumored that he could read minds
Cliff: I’m a ragin homosexual, but don’t tell anybody, cause no one knows
Soundwave: BEEP
Cliff: Everybody knows
Arcee will be sad.
Toy Soundwave: what has my life gotten into???? CLIFFJUMPER, ME AND YOU ARE MARRIED AND WE HAVE A SON NAMED NOTEJUMPER!
@@5t3v3thevehicon9 same thing with Toy Soundwave. She would be sad too. It would be G1 Cliffjumper whom is married to Toy Soundwave and Toy Soundwave is a girl and she is in love with Cliffjumper of the G1 world.
Soundwave has many jobs, a lie detector is 1 of them.
True.
@@toysoundwave149 ok.
Wasn't he a lamp pose at some point too
@@4CHAMUKA yes. I believe.
@@4CHAMUKA yes, he was at one point.
I love how they know there is no use lying to soundwave and they just give up...xD
Soundwave is Lie Detector. XD
He did it like he want.
I am concerned as to why Soundwave knows what is a lie and what is the truth
_Especially how does he know Blaster has a 12in wewe_
Edit: -I forgot he has telepathy or sum-
Soundwave is a telepath, or so I've been told
@@skywarptheskylord5166 I've seen it in TFwikis
Wait! Blaster has a 12 inch weewee? No wonder why Moonflame fell in love with him!
I now wonder how big my weewee is!
GAH! I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER!
@@skywarptheskylord5166 bob Budiansky put it in his bio I think
Wait! Blaster has a 12 inch wewe???
Bumblebee and Cliffjumper must have upgraded their wewes to be 20 inches big, then...
Ight this is really fuckin funny
I still didn’t get those statements..... but ANGRY BIRDS WAS BUSSIN
This made my day ( :
Thundercracker: Soundwave, is it true that you're married to an Autobot named Optimus Prime?
Me: no.
Toy Soundwave: *BEEP*
Me: oof.
Thundercracker: it is true and I FOUND YOUR WEDDING PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!
Shockwave: *smashes door down* SURPRISE, TRAITOROUS CASSETTE PLAYER!!!!
Me: *screaming in fear loudly*
Starscream: *stares into the room, wondering why the frag is happening*
Shockwave: *has some torture tools and uses all of them on me*
Me: *SCREAMING IN AGONIZING PAIN*
Toy Soundwave: I suck at protecting people. Lol
Meanwhile
Blaster: is it true that you're in love with an Auto-Con, Cliffjumper?
Cliffjumper: No!
Soundwave: *beep*
SeptaTron and Skywarp: *laugh* WE WERE AT YOUR WEDDING, CLIFFJUMPER AND WE SAW YOU MARRY TOY SOUNDWAVE!
Soundwave: the frag?
*somewhere else now*
Frank Welker: *is sleeping with a random supernatural soldier*
Peter Cullen: WAKE UP, SLEEPY HEAD!
Frank Welker: *groans* ugh....
Alex LinKinStar: *groans* what the fuck, man?
Peter Cullen: OH!
Peter Cullen proceeds to laugh as he said "OH!"
And they say you don't have sense for hummor, Lord Megatron 😂
@@aus7cz748 they probably never heard my jokes before and thus said that I don't have a sense of humor but the truth is I do have a sense of humor.
@@toysoundwave149 yes.
@@lordmegatrong1918 ok.
Prowl
Damn, Blaster... 😳😳😳
Soundwave getting paid alot for this.
👍
HAHA XD
just binge watched your whole channel lmao, i love it!!!
Thank you.
Blaster: so, CelestialFire, is it true you had a daughter with Skywarp?
Me: NO!
Soundwave: *beep*
Me: aww...
Peter Cullen: aww, but why did we come here?
Frank Welker: didn't you put your thing up Megatron's thingy, Peter?
Peter Cullen: yes. *is ashamed of himself* I DON'T know why I did that though, Frank!
Frank Welker: maybe you wanna know what's it like to have a hybrid child.
Peter Cullen: that's probably why I did that.
Me: ok??? Things got random.
Blaster: *falls asleep*
Soundwave: *transforms back into robot form and then starts poking Blaster* wake up, sleepy autobot.
I wonder if Toy Soundwave and Toy Blaster and regular Blaster are lie detectors as well....
Hmmmmm.mmmmmmm.....
Why a HmMMMm??
@@ShoreBirdss That's the noise I make when I am thinking, Soundwave. I mean, not everyone does it though.
Me: I screwed Megatron up and got him pregnant.
Soundwave: *BEEP*
Me: Ok?... I'm mentally lost.
Frank Welker: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU IMPREGNATE MEGATRON IF HE IS A GIANT COMPARED TO YOU, PETER???
Me: I don't know.
Frank Welker: **randomly punches me in the face**
Blaster: **plays Coffin Dance meme music**
Me: **grabs Frank Welker and throws him out the window with a lot of force**
Toy Megatron: AND YOU JUST CHUGGED YOUR FRIEND OUT THE WINDOW! NOW HE IS GONNA DIE!
me: oh. Don't worry, he'll be fine.
Tempest Shadow: are you sure about that, Peter? We're like literally in sky close to Cloudsdale.
Me: **realizes I just murdered my own friend** FUUUUCK!!!
Blaster: Hot Rod, is it true that you impregnated an AerialCon named Toy Starscream?
Me: NO!
Soundwave: *BEEP*
Ratchet: You obviously did, Hot Rod, because I HAVE DONE DNA TESTS ON THE SPARKLINGS THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO!
Me: *visibly embarrassed ans then I passed out*
Peter Cullen: I am just gonna take this. *grabs me and pulls me away from the scene* thank you.
Me: *being dragged by Peter Cullen*
*meanwhile*
Peter Cullen: *drops me and then digs a big hole then yeets me into the hole then throws dirt on top of me* there, now I gotta make a gravestone now.
*meanwhile after Peter Cullen makes a gravestone saying "RIP Hot Rod. 1986 - 2021"*
Peter Cullen: *sets up the gravestone and makes a grave for me* there we go. Now the Autobots have a graveyard to be in when they die. I wonder if Frank Welker would make one for the Decepticons.
ill be playing angry birds on my phone....
Blaster: okay. Jazz, did you kill Mirage, Arcee, and Brawn, but attempted to kill me, and Ironhide?
Me: no.
Soundwave: *beep*
Me: *is worried now*
Ironhide: *stares at Jazz with the "You're gonna regret betraying us now, punk." Stare*
Me: *looks around* It was an accident.
Soundwave: *beep*
Me: *tries to run away*
Prowl: *grabs Jazz, and then ties Jazz down to the chair* You're gonna pay for your treachery, Jazz.
Optimus Prime: *comes into the room, then he aims his gun at Jazz* Are you ready to say "good bye", Jazz? I can't believe that you did this. I thought a Decepticon snuck in and killed Arcee, Mirage, and Brawn, but apparently, it was you! Explain why you did it, before I blast your head off.
Me: I went insane, because Ironhide blazed me and killed my boyfriend Benjamin RockPick. He said that even exiled decepticons shouldn't be trusted. But I was helping Benjamin RockPick redeem himself from evil, since he was kicked out of the Decepticon army.
Optimus Prime: and so, you went insane, and killed your friends? WHAT KIND OF BOT ARE YOU?!? *is soon to pull the trigger*
Me: PRIME! *starts coughing up human blood suddenly* PLEASE SPARE ME! I HAVE A FAMILY!!!!!
Optimus Prime: even so, you're still gonna pay for your crimes. *pulls the trigger, and shoots Jazz*
Me: *gets hit with blast from Optimus Prime's gun, but it didn't kill, and my body just shakes and rattles and leak out human blood*
Optimus Prime: HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE???
Okay that is a little cringe but hey a lie detector is a great idea...
All of my videos are cringe. XD
@@skywarptheskylord5166 hey hey it's okay... my videos are more like radical... romantic and kid friendly... no cussing of any kind...
@@skywarptheskylord5166 I don't think that they're cringe. Everybody has their own opinion. Though.
Me: is it true that you have clones, Jazz?
Jazz: no.
Soundwave: *beep*
Jazz: oh. I have a few.
Soundwave: *beep*
Me: no, you have 10, maybe even 20, or even 5000000 clones, considering you barf up miniature clones of yourself.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH🤣😂
Frank Welker: is it true that you are an Aerialbot queen who is in love with the Autobot Communications officer Blaster?
Me: no.
Soundwave: *beep*
Me: oof.
Frank Welker: uh... now, what has life gotten into?
Megatron: Craziness.
Blaster: DON'T WE HAVE KIDS, MOONFLAME????
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Blaster: TinaTron, is it true that you are a hybrid who was birthed out by Megatron?
Me: no.
Soundwave: *BEEP*
me: dajfaljro?...
Frank welker: I HAD READ THE STORY ON HOW YOU CAME INTO EXISTENCE, TINATRON!
Peter Cullen: *hugs Frank Welker* Frank, Calm down, you are fonna give yourself a stroke.
Frank Welker: ok. *takes a deep breath and exhales and calms down* sorry, everybody, for yelling like that...
😂😂😂😂
Me: ok. Sideswipe, is it true that you have a dark side of yourself named Sideways?
Sideswipe: NOPE!
Soundwave: *BEEP*
Sideswipe: DAFUQ???
Optimus Prime: I HAD SEEN SIDEWAYS COMING OUT OF YOU, SIDESWIPE!
Sideswipe: *screaming in fear* WHAT SIDE AM I EVEN ON????? AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Bumblebee: *buried his head into ground to make sure he didn't go deaf*
Me: ok. Sideswipe, calm down!
Sideswipe: *calm down* ok. Sorry.
Optimus Prime: *slowly walks away* I think I'm deaf now.
❤LVEO❤
I love this
Thanks Star! I had to bribe Rumble to get it from Soundwave.