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  • @tonic451
    @tonic451 Місяць тому +248

    The Babylon Bee's parody is hilarious because dems make it sound plausible. Time and time again, the Babylon Bee will put out an article that's a parody and months or years later, dems will almost parrot the parody in all seriousness.

    • @skyguyflyinghigh
      @skyguyflyinghigh Місяць тому +29

      same as the onion, used to be parody... now people genuinely write articles like that

    • @CarolinaGirl6919
      @CarolinaGirl6919 7 днів тому +2

      Seriously. Reminds me of how the epoch times and their organization reveals headlines a year to three years ahead of everybody else getting the story. In 2020 they already released the whole Wuhan lab extravaganza. but they may have missed Fauci being involved though and NIH. But there's been several stories that people didn't get for years, because they weren't listening to them, and then there's stories that people still haven't picked up on. Had a huge extravaganza about the border and about accidents that have been happening to food processing plants, power plants, and farms over the United States and all this news about China and how iphones were getting updates to keep Chinese people from getting their videos out and stuff. Most of that stuff came out over two years ago epoch times is the best

    • @youtubeviewer4472
      @youtubeviewer4472 5 днів тому

      They have a video where they said parody became possible ua-cam.com/video/Pa0GoxAInJQ/v-deo.html

  • @miroo4097
    @miroo4097 24 дні тому +142

    "You can't legislate my body"..... girl they legislated my entire body with the draft

    • @CarolinaGirl6919
      @CarolinaGirl6919 23 дні тому +14

      Plus: it's not your body, woman! He or she is an entirely separate human being with his or her own unique DNA and the right to life under God's and under United States' law, technically. We females just happen to be blessed enough to be honored with the potential to be the ones who actually carry thIs precious cargo of our species and for our species into the future.

    • @trolltyrant8344
      @trolltyrant8344 14 днів тому +6

      ⁠​⁠@@CarolinaGirl6919hears thousands of banshee screaching/ wailing in the distance

    • @MrMcFattyfat
      @MrMcFattyfat 12 днів тому

      Cries the same people who supported vaccine mandates...

    • @kireta21
      @kireta21 11 днів тому +6

      I'm not a religious man, but I'm all for equality. If a man can be legally forced to take responsibility for a child he does not want, I see no logical or legal reason to not hold women up to the same standards.

    • @JoshuaHopkins-j9o
      @JoshuaHopkins-j9o 10 днів тому

      @@kireta21 ... and that my friend makes you a misogynist... or maybe a racist if the chick is black... or transphobic if it's a chick pretending to be a dude but still wants to get pregnant...
      The point is... you suck and you should stop saying things I can't argue with

  • @NotSoFast71
    @NotSoFast71 Місяць тому +151

    It's always "my body, my choice" right up until it gets to a certain medical juice that was "mandated" a couple of years ago.

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 Місяць тому

      Or how “it’s ONLY a fetus and not a baby, until a pregnant woman who tries to runover an officer after he tried arresting her for shoplifting, and suddenly its a DOUBLE homicide.” That’s the problem with their morals, they are situationally convenient. They let them flip flop. That’s why I can’t take them seriously.

    • @jarredsegal6842
      @jarredsegal6842 28 днів тому

      The way to really piss them off is point it out to them
      Than tell them if they deserve the rite to abortion and men can’t have any input than men deserve the rite to legally walk away like a male form of abortion

    • @KamiNoBaka1
      @KamiNoBaka1 5 днів тому +1

      I mean, to be fair, someone getting an abortion isn't going to infect others with a potentially deadly virus. I mean, I have a cousin who was anti-vax until she caught covid and now has permanent lung damage and other debilitating effects from the virus. I'd argue that spreading a disease violates the whole "my rights end at the tip of the other guy's nose" concept while abortion does not.

    • @jarredsegal6842
      @jarredsegal6842 5 днів тому

      @ to be fair that vaccine was only experimental with zero Guaranty to work
      And no guaranty it would stop the spread
      Stop making excuses naw for you poor and uninformed choices
      If you idiots had been paying a modicum of independent thought you could have seen how this would come around to bite you in the ass
      I support abortion and it used to be based on my body my choice
      So naw I want to see men have the same respect afforded them
      Sure I’ll pay for you to have the choice but naw I and many many man want the choice to be able to walk away without fear of legal reprisal should she decide to keep the child and that that choice should preclude any social assistance if she keeps a child that only she wants

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 дні тому

      ​@@KamiNoBaka1
      A vaccine does not stop someone from spreading a virus. It simply prepares their own body to be able to defend itself against that virus. So your point is completely irrelevant.

  • @rodon265
    @rodon265 Місяць тому +109

    I think I remember the bee complaining that you can't make jokes about the left, because sooner or later it will become just reality.

    • @RenegadeVash
      @RenegadeVash 12 днів тому

      There is probably a game you can make from that.
      Satire or Reality
      Ex: Woman strap mattress to back to tell everyone she was grape by boyfriend. Falsely of course.
      Answer: True😂😨

    • @mrbigglezworth42
      @mrbigglezworth42 10 днів тому

      As far as I know, beezlebub does not run the DNC…

  • @macandless
    @macandless 28 днів тому +90

    "The road to hell is paved with good intentions while the road to heaven is paved with good actions." That’s the difference 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @SummerStars18
      @SummerStars18 27 днів тому +3

      Is that actually the full quote?
      I only heard the first bit.

    • @LALMCGatorsfan
      @LALMCGatorsfan 7 днів тому +3

      No that is not true!!! GOOD ACTION DOESN'T GET YOU TO HEAVEN. GOOD INTENTIONS DOESN'T SEND YOU TO HELL! JESUS IS THE ONLY WAY. "I AM THE TRUTH THE WAY AND THE LIFE, NO ONE COME TO THE FATHER YET THROUGH ME!!!"

    • @TimothyTurner-n5e
      @TimothyTurner-n5e 6 днів тому

      ​@@LALMCGatorsfanin right wing but kindly stop this shit was why the Republican party of the 2000,s were laughed at just be a good person is not a bad msg and is net good

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 дні тому +2

      The road to heaven is paved with faith in Jesus and His Father.

    • @BlazeFiresoul
      @BlazeFiresoul 3 дні тому +2

      @@LALMCGatorsfan I think you can type that out in a calmer manner. I’m Christian, but I would not be typing like I’m screaming in a conversation. Patience and kindness, neighbor.

  • @antonmaier5172
    @antonmaier5172 Місяць тому +64

    This should be mandatory viewing in EVERY school !

    • @MagicianandtheJock
      @MagicianandtheJock  Місяць тому +6

      @@antonmaier5172 thank you we agree.

    • @rickpat-x9u
      @rickpat-x9u 27 днів тому +1

      @@MagicianandtheJock Just watch "Californians move to Texas" by Baylon Bee & he will totally get them....... that along with Jamie's "Fastest Womens Swimmer"

  • @DennyBlessedDCT
    @DennyBlessedDCT 24 дні тому +15

    Anyone with common sense was caught off guard if they were on the left because they realized oh my this is true!

  • @Brett33
    @Brett33 27 днів тому +47

    This looks more like a documentary instead of a parody.

  • @spikesbestsuit4282
    @spikesbestsuit4282 19 днів тому +14

    You know it's messed up when Satan is the nicest most sensible person in the room.

    • @MagicianandtheJock
      @MagicianandtheJock  18 днів тому +1

      So true!

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 дні тому +1

      He's never the nicest person in the room. Remember everything that they're talking about/trying to do, is inspired by satan.
      "You are of your father the devil and you want to do his will".

    • @ShadowknightEX
      @ShadowknightEX 14 годин тому

      @@lilchristuten7568actually I believe the devil is supposed to take an attractive form, because who the hell is gonna be tempted by someone who isn’t even trying. The devil would probably come off as ‘nice’ in a very insincere way.

  • @frankconley6321
    @frankconley6321 27 днів тому +27

    The greatest predictors of what's going on are The Babylon Bee and South Park.

    • @Blurghity
      @Blurghity 11 днів тому +3

      You forgot the Simpsons.

  • @dogsoldiertoo1099
    @dogsoldiertoo1099 Місяць тому +29

    The Bee never misses.

  • @tylerhorn3712
    @tylerhorn3712 7 днів тому +3

    The right is whats right and the left is whats left.

  • @jarredsegal6842
    @jarredsegal6842 28 днів тому +16

    Funny that vid only seams to get better and better with time
    Unlike most Disney movies

    • @MagicianandtheJock
      @MagicianandtheJock  28 днів тому +2

      @@jarredsegal6842 oh that’s so true.

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 10 днів тому

      Most MODERN Disney movies, you mean.
      Older ones are probably fine enough.

  • @D123-f9k
    @D123-f9k 28 днів тому +11

    Is this the modern Screwtape Letters? I haven’t read it yet

  • @TMac-g8p
    @TMac-g8p Місяць тому +10

    So red. Even this man is turning red

  • @bigfrankfraser1391
    @bigfrankfraser1391 28 днів тому +8

    the Israel comment is on point, my parents are Israeli, i was born there, but i never liked it, and when i turned 18 i filled out the declaration of renunciation of Israeli citizenship, and then years later when this situation popped up, people didnt bat an eye when i told them i renounced my nationality 2 decades ago
    edit: and to quote a man who the church hates "the devil is the churches best friend, hes kept them in business all these years"

    • @ricktheweeb5382
      @ricktheweeb5382 7 днів тому

      depends on the "church"

    • @bigfrankfraser1391
      @bigfrankfraser1391 7 днів тому

      @@ricktheweeb5382 you know what i mean, its like if i said "the queen" you know instantly im on about the late queen liz of the uk, when someone says "the church" you know what they mean

    • @ricktheweeb5382
      @ricktheweeb5382 7 днів тому

      @@bigfrankfraser1391 You never know man, so many ignorant people live in todays time (more than usual)

  • @cococali6589
    @cococali6589 24 дні тому +6

    what i think is funnier than these hysterical skits, is that the guy playing satan looks like a young Bradly Cooper
    🤣

  • @earlofmar7987
    @earlofmar7987 22 дні тому +5

    Trump should have played this during his rally's. I never saw this til after the election.

  • @mrbigglezworth42
    @mrbigglezworth42 10 днів тому +3

    The most unrealistic part is that they let not 1 but 2 white guys at the table at all

  • @Faustrecht2010
    @Faustrecht2010 9 днів тому +1

    That was hell if a ride .. so to speak

  • @lehen1013
    @lehen1013 Місяць тому +7

    HRC----Hillary Rodham Clinton. LMAO

  • @SiresOrbwits-oi8mz
    @SiresOrbwits-oi8mz 27 днів тому +9

    You forgot to mention that the Babylon Bee is a Christian friendly satirical site.

  • @louisestevenson5102
    @louisestevenson5102 25 днів тому +2

    And that was only 6 departments

  • @tracysmith3102
    @tracysmith3102 16 днів тому +1

    The air quotes was the funniest part of the whole bit. Put air quotes around it and it's okay.

  • @mk_wizard
    @mk_wizard 23 дні тому +1

    Hehe. This is why evil doesn't win. Because evil choices are usually foolish choices.

  • @dustinjones1346
    @dustinjones1346 14 днів тому

    Eyedea and abilities, burn notice. "The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing me that I was him."

  • @billdoor1569
    @billdoor1569 Місяць тому +14

    is the guy on the left really tiny or is the cromagnon looking fella on the right just massive?

    • @MagicianandtheJock
      @MagicianandtheJock  Місяць тому +9

      @@billdoor1569 I’m 5’9 185 The jock just had a massive head. Also 6’ 2” 240

  • @larrywells5908
    @larrywells5908 26 днів тому +3

    We fight against powers and principalities. So as long as you can make people accept the principle of your thing, make people think it's a powerful movement and it's the right thing to do you can almost justify anything but there is no humbleness to that there is no meekness to that, there is nothing of God in that at some point someone has to say okay I'm not fighting back against somebody to justify the mistreatment that I feel I've went through and I can't help but notice how retaliation seems to come tenfold Worse. I remember when we were told to admit when we were wrong apologize when we should but now those things that's the worst thing you can do in a society now you're no longer lifted up for doing the right thing. No it's not a good thing to be humble,why would you turn the other cheek? if Kindness Is now A weakness Then what is strength? What was Jesus on the cross?

  • @You_Could_Be_Next
    @You_Could_Be_Next 11 днів тому

    Give him his due.

  • @hiroyui9699
    @hiroyui9699 13 днів тому

    Not today, Satan.

  • @somewhatuninterested8989
    @somewhatuninterested8989 10 днів тому

    My testosterone rose from watching this

  • @kylepirigyi9347
    @kylepirigyi9347 12 днів тому

    That video aged like nectar

  • @lekanraposte6732
    @lekanraposte6732 10 днів тому +1

    The aspect ratio of your video is bothering me.
    This gives me PTSD flashback of when my dad bought 4:3 DVDs and stretched them to play on his 16:9 projection HDTV.

  • @SwanCena
    @SwanCena День тому

    They mean well, theya are misguided, we should pray for these people and hope they find the grace of God

  • @MultiLimpet
    @MultiLimpet 2 дні тому

    Strawman the skit.

  • @Dragon_Lair
    @Dragon_Lair 13 днів тому

    Heaven is a gated community.

    • @MaDmOnStErQr
      @MaDmOnStErQr 7 днів тому

      They somehow still have an HOA.

  • @zakstone11
    @zakstone11 8 днів тому

    The devil is based

  • @lorriesanders6782
    @lorriesanders6782 29 днів тому +1

    Hi guys I love you .

  • @brianbaker5671
    @brianbaker5671 27 днів тому +9

    Don’t know if it true partly true or internet rumor. I heard that twitter banning Babylon Bee was the last straw for Elon and he bought the platform lol 😂

    • @MagicianandtheJock
      @MagicianandtheJock  27 днів тому +3

      @@brianbaker5671 not sure but that would make sense. Gonna have to look into that.

  • @gardengnome3249
    @gardengnome3249 26 днів тому +1

    Leave the boomers alone already.

  • @LALMCGatorsfan
    @LALMCGatorsfan 7 днів тому

    If you're a Christian and you believe Murders don't go to heaven then you're NOT LEARNING! No sin is greater then the other and you are not GOD MERCY. Jesus Christ saved every single Soul who accepts as They're LORD AND SAVIOR! It upsets me with people place judgement on other sinners just like them. As followers of Christ Jesus we should want every single person including Hitler to walk with Jesus and be in Heaven. No person in this world deserves PERFECT SALVATION yet we receive it through LORD JESUS. To be saved you must believe that Jesus came to this earth laid down his life for our sins and 3 days later raised up from the dead to be the LIVING GOD. You believe this in your heart and say it by mouth then the Holy Spirit will have awoke inside you and it will forever change you're life.

  • @qwerty-so6ml
    @qwerty-so6ml 9 днів тому

    Wanna see a fallen angel? LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
    Genesis 1 is ELOHIM (Lucifer and the fallen angels).
    They made this realm.
    They made man in their image. (tares)
    Man is an idol, a trap to hunt angels.
    Genesis 2:7 the Lord God forms His representative in their system. (wheat)
    One Gospel:
    Gospel (GOOD ANGEL) of Reconciliation.
    Jesus Christ came into THEIR kingdom
    to reconcile fallen angels unto Himself.
    We are the fallen angels (ELOHIM) kept in DNA chains of darkness.
    If you do not confess being a fallen angel in Lucifer's kingdom, then you are an unbeliever.
    Unbeliever = those that claim to be made in the image of ELOHIM(gods).
    REPENT FALLEN ANGELS.

  • @MrQuick999
    @MrQuick999 25 днів тому

    Both sides elites meet Pope, Satan doesn't fall until revelation 9:1 that's why the bottomless pit isn't releasing monsters on you. You think its all a game or something your DNA is messed up on both sides. *Points at Star like ufo's and points at star falling to earth with the key in that verse* What's real? SpaceX stream is evidence of a ship in space but the star like objects on the footage aren't on the same footage. What is that? Satan in heaven until God orders the trumpets you can't hear they're not for you. For sleep agents here to be activated.. Who is putting all this Chlorine in the tap and other stuff? Clean water is clean water nothing else in it unless you run it over some river rocks.. *Regenerates to counter gene rot using database* Pretty sad world.

  • @AntonioEligius
    @AntonioEligius 16 днів тому

    How can you call yourself a magician and a Christian? That's a logical contradiction. Magic comes from demons and witchcraft... (Not to mention you're probably a Protestant and not a Christian anyway).

    • @MagicianandtheJock
      @MagicianandtheJock  15 днів тому +2

      Thanks for the comment. I’m actual catholic and we don’t see magic in the same manor. You sound like you would be fun at parties.

    • @AntonioEligius
      @AntonioEligius 15 днів тому

      @@MagicianandtheJock you don't seem to be an actual Catholic, you probably don't even believe that only Catholics can be saved, a key Dogma.

    • @AntonioEligius
      @AntonioEligius 15 днів тому

      @@MagicianandtheJock if you think Francis is the Pope, you're not a Catholic.

  • @KyleIams
    @KyleIams 27 днів тому +2

    Take a look at abortion doctor they're saying no but they're is a sacrifice intensive