Stephen Moderates An All-Trump Debate
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- Опубліковано 28 січ 2016
- Since Donald Trump dropped out of Fox News' final GOP debate, Stephen decided to hold the classiest, Trumpiest debate of all time.
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As a Canadian, I really hope Americans feels the Bern!
+Racist Bassist Alot of us are but it's hell fighting the corporate media
+Racist Bassist Pretty sure most of the world does. I'm Danish and I sincerely hope it's Bernie who ends up in the White House, for the whole world's sake.
We do! But if Donald trump gets elected a lot of us are coming to Canada
+クン青い #FeeltheInflux
+クン青い thats what i want...i want less people in America
Sanders is looking rreaallyyy good right now.
+Cruton Socialism never looks good, get a clue
bet youre voting for trump.
+Afrothunderkat you do realize that he's not a real socialist he's a social democrat and if you want to not socialistic countries look at the Nordic model.
+Afrothunderkat But democratic socialism ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD!!!
+Afrothunderkat Hello, where have you managed to find a country that doesn't have socialist policies and structures to live? Or are you so ignorant of this country's inner-workings and history that you believe the US to have been one in the last couple centuries?
Did... Did that dude really just quasi-hit on his own daughter?
She's probably just sucking up to him so she can get a small loan of one million dollars
+April Pierce It was an obvious joke on how the media bashed him for dating other women... Jesus liberals take everything so seriously.
+April Pierce He's done it many, many times! Google Donald Trump Wants to Bang His Daughter and watch the collection of clips from The Daily Show
It's horrifying!
+April Pierce #DonaldTrumpWantsToBangHisDaughter
+Justin Tense He's the one who said it not liberals... That's not something you even joke around with. That's disgusting!
Lol did anyone else see the graphic at the bottom of the screen on the Megyn Kelly part? It says "Trump criticized debate ditchers in 2011"
Oh the irony and hypocrisy
Is pointing out Trump's incredible stupidity for laughs easy? Yes - but it's just so much fun.
The jokes write themselves.
yeah but how bout Stephen focuses on the rest of the crazies, Cruz Rubio, etc... he's giving trump more publicity that he deserves.
+raf A Trump is a special kind of crazy.
+James Lewis Fuck you James, and you too James!
+sayyouwantthis
It is. And it makes me miss Dave so much more. It would have been amazing if he still was hosting the show. Colbert does a good job, I think, but Dave would have been excellent!
Only real corporate outsider is Bernie. #FeelTheBern
The rest of the 2 party system suxxx.
Bernie!
I really want higher taxes, and a larger national debt!
+Justin Lynn So you hate FDR? As for debt, his policies cost less than the status quo and definitely better than rep. Bush. Just because you read the word "trillion" doesn't necessarily mean it's bad.
+Justin Lynn we have obama so your wish came true.......its funny because its true
HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂
the devil emoji should have a trump wig from bow on
*now
+Ahmed Sandhu
The German women eager to be rаped are that way Ahmend =>
+Radi0he4d1 what the hell do you mean? Just because his name is Ahmed?
Layth's Android
Yes, an ethical German is highly unlikely to name his kid that.
How fabulous was that segment! This guy just came on the late night scene and is slaying the whole game.
Actually, Stephen was the host of the Colbert Report for years before this. But yes, he's pretty damn good
+Onesufi johhnybgood and jon oliver
+icruz210 that's just ratings , Stevan and John Stewart are head to head when it comes to the best delivery, then I'd say john Oliver , only cuz he learned from the best
With that American flag backdrop it looks like we're back at The Colbert Report.
We can only pretend at this point.
+martinaee I noticed it too!
They are slowly going back to the Report style, they can't just change the late night segment though. I think they are trying to keep Devid's original audience or part of it and bringing the Colbert Report fans to the channel
+Masada1911 haha that sounds so depressing
+martinaee Naw he has lost most of his edge, his character has taken a back seat to the celebrity fawning .
Time for you to acknowledge Sanders, Colbert.
+Annemarie L time for you to acknowledge getting all of your political opinions from reddit
+yung I don't use reddit. And and assumption such as that only proves to me that you can't handle an opposing opinion. Sorry, but I'm fresh out of binkies. Go cry somewhere else.
+Annemarie Take the L
+Annemarie L Colbert has been a strong supporter of Bernie, but Bernie is not a strong blonde, so he doesn't fit in the joke
+Annemarie L Especially considering Hillary flipped flopped at least twice as much as Trump, and he makes a video about Trump doing it while endorsing Hillary. It's time the media sucked it up and felt the Bern.
"That is an impressive list of no information." Lol
His whole campaign so far. Literally!
This was awesome. Dump should have more debates like this. :D
icruz210
Uh..?
sneha jha that is not his name! THAT IS DISSRESPECTFULL!! His name is DONALD DRUMPF
Oh my bad :D
It's funny how even Stephen still thinks it's gonna be Hillary as Trump's rival when in all actuality it's gonna be Bernie Sanders ya'll !!!
Nah friendo It's not.
+Brandonio Granger Knowing the Clinton machine, Hillary's campaign probably paid CBS to include the "strong blonde woman" joke in there just before the Iowa caucus.
+raouf sb Why not? You know the people are the ones who decide in the first place.
+faris b The people decide? You must really not know this country works XD
+Brandonio Granger
Ron Paul 2012
If it comes down to Trump and Cliton, we're SOL.
*Clinton
Lol
+Christian B nah CLITon is better
+Christian B I'm afraid that, if Bernie somehow doesn't win, people won't vote for Hilary and we might end up with a Republican in office.
+Christian B Cruz is far more malevolence than those two
+Tim Horton I am independent voting #berniesanders in primary. If he loses, I will not vote HRC, I will vote TRUMP to tear the bandaid off. would rather be bled out quickly than with the IV drip of the Dem Establishment politics. Then in 2020, people will scream for Progressive platform...hopefully it will remain a democratic revolution and we do not see guillotines in town square.
Imagine how hard it must be for Stephen Colbert to keep a straight face there.
Wow, Donald Trump is just contradicting himself all over the place isn't he?
Yes he is. Well, America is doomed
Yep, we're all screwed.
1.
The last 2 were years apart... which isn't an excuse really.
2.
He hit on his daughter. LIVE! The man is capable of shocking us for the rest of our lives so I think contradictions are just the beginning.
1. Nope, it isn't.
2. That man is weird.
Now YOU'RE contradicting YOURSELF.
How dare Colbert make Trump foolish by showing the things he says and does.
+KingOfMadCows lol
ok the only one making Trump foolish is Trump.
+Lynne Paladini Yeah that was the point of what he said... He basically implied that Trump was being offended by people calling him foolish by showing what Trump is doing...
You win the content section.
+KingOfMadCows [I have not "fact-checked" the video clips/excerpts but my gut instinct is to update your comment...] How dare Colbert make Trump foolish by showing the things he says and does *without any context*.
I mean, seriously, "...how stupid are the people of Iowa..." sounds like it is in the middle of Trump paraphrasing the thinking of one of his opponents, for doing something that insults the intelligence of the people of Iowa.
But like I said, no fact-checking done... just "going with my gut" (as Colbert so often encourages!)
Donald Trum recently praised India. Now I am really worried about my country....
I'm so, so sorry.
+megha sharma Don't worry, that just means he'll insult it in a couple of weeks.
+Google stop it AWESOME.
Omg really?...I really hope our persident dosent shake hands with this Idiot
Google stop it haha!
Dear America,
Is this whole thing just a big prank by you because hahaha it's funny (but stop it already will you)
-sincerely, rest of the world.
Basically. A lot of other country leaders have mentioned how the would cut off America if Trump was president 💀
Not really an option for anyone though... USA is the most influential in the UN and most world government organizations.
speak for yourself
thereistheguy salty
God, I wish...
I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT! GOOD JOB!
+Amatthew123 show me what you got
+Amatthew123 head bent over, raised up posterior
+Amatthew123 Yesssss!!!! last place I would think to find this reference
+Amatthew123 Awww "Yeah! You gotta get..." SOMEONE COMPLETE THE SENTENCE!!!
bababoo259 "Schwifty, you gotta get schwifty in here, it's time to get schwifty!"
Now he should host an All-Hillary debate, because now I see that BOTH of these candidates flip-flop.
I remember a few years ago when she was homophobic. Now the gay rights movement endorsed her over Bernie Sanders, the guy who's been supporting gay marriage since the 80's.
true. Sanders is the only real candidate.
+megamovieman101 I thought it was 1972....
Yes!!!!!!
+Boogster Su Hillary isn't nearly as bad as Trump though, and she's a progressive some of her views are bound to evolve.
All Donald Trump fans NEED 2 c this
+MasterBuilder121 They'll refuse because reality is not something that appeals to them.
+Gabe B I watched the whole video, Still 100% trump :)
+MasterBuilder121 No one watches Colbert lol
+Da Gimp (The Gimp) Haha, Nah, Thanks for assuming though
+Da Gimp (The Gimp) Yet another assumption, I'm not American.
that's an impressive list of no information OH MY GOD
I find it hilarious that people who say we can't trust Obama, even though he fulfilled half his campaign promises (not all, admittedly, but half) are voting for Trump who has flip flopped on almost all of his positions before he is even elected.
exactly
YES YES YES
YES SO TRUE
NO NOT TRUE
*Coolcatpro* Possibly true. Yeah, Very very definitely possibly true.
Or possibly not. But definitely very definitely more possibly true than not true. That I can tell you. Mostly, partially true, that you can believe.
next you can do Hillary vs Hillary vs Hillary vs Hillary vs Hillary.
+Zero Profit She is what the analysts tell her to be that day. She even changes her accent depending on the crowd. She is a political chameleon if there ever was one. Trump is worse no doubt.
+Atinderpal Singh I remember someone made fun of her, because of her accent change. I am not sure if it was Stephen or someone else.
+RonVandeil It was Jon Stewart
he never says good things about her crybaby
+Zero Profit She is obviously ten times better than Trump, but she does things for power. 6 years ago she was against gay marriage. She also supported the Iraq war. Suddenly she changes because the crowd changed. Bernie is who I want to win. (Although I have no say, and I shouldn't its your country not mine.) :)
Funny stuff but why Colbert insists on Hillary Clinton? She´s not the front runner anymore. Is it so difficult to talk about Bernie Sanders?
+Voicecolors he needed a blonde for the joke lol
LOL It was a nice joke but he kept talking about her later
+Voicecolors colbert makes to much money #feelthemoneyburn sanders would rob him blind. damn yall are idiots cant wait for trump to win and god i hope you libtards do move away it will be so nice.
Because Bernie Sanders wasn't relevant until the election. So Trump has never talked about him over the years. Hillary was relevant and Trump did talk about her before
Maybe because Socialism is a disgusting way to input a communistic economy, yes, its hard to take him seriously.
This segment was amazing, 100% classic Colbert right here 😃
I'm laughing so hard, I just can't believe this guy. He just says anything he thinks of!
No laughing any more....
R Pryce People have always been laughing at politicians. Look up "King Andrew Jackson".
Stephen don't get ahead of yourself Bernie still has a great chance of winning
What is it bad that he is winning ?
TR-8R Stephen was claiming Hillary has already won the democratic nomination
+miller repin wow ! I guess he is a Clinton supporter.
TR-8R you guess or you know
+miller repin He didn't claim that. He said that she is likely to be the nomination
This is a brilliant way to depict Trump's contradictory statements, fantastic bit
Watching this in 2019...what a difference 3 years make. We were so naive back then.
He didn't write The Art of the Deal. He had a ghostwriter.
This was the first Colbert video I ever saw. I hadn’t looked back since. Colbert makes it possible to laugh in the face of one of the craziest times we have ever had in this country. From the bottom of my heart: thank you.
"that is an impressive list of no information" Colbert is always on point
"Nice to see you reach out to a person of color"
ROASTED
Please please please please have an updated version of this. Pleeeeeaase :)
This bit was so genius. Props to Stephen and his writers for being so consistently brilliant.
As a non american.
Do you guys feel bad for your selves that you have to live in your country? Do you feel embarrassed that this stuff goes on in your country?
He's actually a good presidential candidate, but non-Americans can never tell because 95% of the media hates Republicans. You think you like Clinton and Sanders but the truth is that one's a criminal and one's a socialist. Non-Americans can't ever tell these are bad candidates, because the media puts them in such favorable light. So, to answer your question, no I don't feel embarrassed that Trump will likely be the next president, I feel embarrassed because people like Clinton are apparently above the Constitution.
+anthony morvillo If do not think that disdain of governmental figures is a US unique phenomenon. Of course the coverage and exposure may be larger but politicians behaving badly is probably fairly universal. To answer your questions.
I do not feel bad for either being an American or living in the US. My life here has been very rewarding in part due to the variety of opportunities available.
I do not feel overly embarrassed by American politicians being duplicitous, dishonest or even reprehensible. Sure I wish the quality of political candidates would improve from bought and sold corporate shills and sycophants we currently seem to be burdened with. Basically, I feel embarrassed when I make a mistake not when other people make mistakes.
I am proud to say I am an American because of my personal experiences here. That is not to say I would not be equally happy living in another country but that is entering the realm of speculation. Is the USA the best country? Couldn't say. I have only visited around 10 different countries in my lifetime and never spent enough time in any of them to judge.
+Awesomeleaf 905 And Trump is a neo nazi. Also it's not just the media, republicans in general are disliked because they cater to the rich.
+anthony morvillo It's pretty heart-breaking when you realize that a good percentage of your country are just fucking idiots. I'm 19 and seeing people's support for Trump was the first time in my life that I realized this. I knew people were shitty, but I didn't know people could be stupid enough to possibly fuck over the whole country, and maybe the world.
100% yes I am sad for this idiotic nation :(
I've just discovered Stephen and I think he's gold
Still the best video against him hahaha
As a Canadian, I urge every American to get out and vote for anyone but trump
Clearly you never heard of Ted Cruz
+Ivan olivas You mean the guy who has this look on his face as if he just got spanked for peeing on the carpet?
The guy who looks like a depressed Christmas elf?
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LOOK SAD ALL TIME?!?!
+Athletelife Why? Because you're Canadians and know nothing about American politics? Just judging someone based on their demeanor? I don't think so, sweetheart. That's not how politics works... it's all about the facts, business, money, the people (legal citizens ONLY), the economy with a well-rounded catalyst and potent momentum. #Trump2016
+Athletelife
Donald it is then.
Thank you, will do so!! Because people who truly care about their country's future should know better than to give their vote to ignorant businessmen. If you actually try to reason through it, what could possibly come out of a combination of stupidity, ignorance about politics, wealth, bling, and disrespect? Complete disaster.
This is why we need Rand Paul.
+Afterword Ron Paul?
+Michael Choe The guy with better hair than Trump.
+MegaPanckake ron burgundy
+mrsebastianbobadilla
Ron Jeremy
+Afterword I'd prefer RuPaul
"Right out of the gate, there is a strong difference of opinion between our one candidate."
Best Colbert line EVER!
Trump: “I could never beat you...you’ve done a great job by the way & I mean it.”
Also Trump: “I have zero respect for Megan Kelly...” LMFAO I DIED!
Comedy gold Colbert!!!
How do people still want this guy in the White House
Some people are really dumb. The others might enjoy watching the chaos that would ensue if it ever did happen.
Wedge Wizard
It's going to be like that Europe voting thing recently; everyone votes yes as a joke then get saddled with the actual thing.
some men just want to watch the world burn...
You're a moron.
With her bear hands.
It’s ironic because now Fox and Friends is his biggest cheerleader, feeding him from their pocket of lies.
I missed this! How perfect!
I hope this goes viral.
"Voters do love a family man"
These jokes - so simple, yet so clever
That was outstanding!!
Watching this a year later . . . And it feels like it's been forever!
"That is an impressive list of no information"
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Chunk from The Goonies at times?
+Leah Stokes LOL xD
+Leah Stokes Donald Trump looks more like Sloth from The Goonies.
+Steel4 Hey now, no need to insult Sloth or Chunk.
NecroAndKatze4ever Yeah. The guy who played Chunk is a lawyer now.
Steel4 well I don't know how to feel about that .-.
dear america: please don't fuck this up...
We did
if trump becomes the president he will paint the white house orange.
#Banana
Roozbeh Kasila Well now you have a problem thats bigger than painting the White House, i hope for you that his small hands can't reach the red button.
Well some paint company is gonna get a huge order for orange paint sometime soon
Roozbeh Kasila, question is, who paints it, the Mexicans or the russians?
Roozbeh Kasila the russians and the mexicans pitched in to paint the inside of the white house orange.
"Mr.Trump, it is nice to see you finally reach out to a person of color."
That killed me. Get this guy an Emmy!
This segment was Seth Myers idea and Colbert Just took it a whole another level. Maybe now ppl will wake up and see how hypocritical DUMP is.
+Ankush Mudgal Actually, Jon Stewart did this for ages with many politicians and reports on FOX News.
+UncleMilo +Ankush Mudgal yess, the first one I ever saw was from Jon Stewart and he was doing bush (governor) vs bush (presidential nominee). It was amazing.. It's on UA-cam still if you wanna look for it.
Oh.. my bad... I'm not familiar with Jon Stewart's work... but thanks. The More You Know.
Nope still voting trump. Didn't affect me at all 😊
+superstar1732 Well then you're stubborn beyond logic, the perfect Trump voter
OMG I really think we should take a moment to just appreciate what Colbert does for us
Using clips to have a politician debate themselves is my favorite gag. Glorious when Jon Stewart did it on the Daily Show for Bush, glorious now.
Shame it'll just make his poll numbers go up.
The Late Show deserves more subscribers and more viewers. 760k Subscribers does not justify how brilliant Colbert is.
I nearly had an asthma attack watching this! lmao! this is f*cking hilarious!
Got my Canadian passport in hand, ready to book a flight the moment he wins the election.
+19billdong96 He wont win, dont worry
+t0fast He said that he has a Canadian passport, so if that's true, he has an absolute right to enter Canada.
lolcutepeoplez9 It is actually not 'free'. According to Canadian newspapers, an average family pays close to $12,000 per year through taxes for health care.
(Note that this is* not* a criticism, but I'm just saying that it has to be paid for one way or another and it is not really 'free'.)
--> www.ctvnews.ca/health/true-cost-of-health-care-to-average-family-is-11k-per-year-report-1.2525114
Peter Piper We don't need medicine, we just drink maple syrup whenever we get sick
19billdong96 That works for me.
This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've seen on a late night program to date! 🤣
that person of color joke was deadly!!!
Uh wrong Colbert. He'll go up against Bernie Sanders.
+xvx4848 Fingers crossed
+xvx4848 No, he'll go home while Bernie goes up against Rubio.
Damn straight !!! Bernie Sanders 2016 !!!!
+xvx4848
Ron Paul 2012
let's go bernie
Oh my God I'm gonna Puke! I cant stop laughing!
The pen flip at 1:51 is just so beautiful. I may have rewatched it several times. Bradley Cooper, thank you for being here tonight.
the Donald trump person of color joke had me on the floor lmao
Hey Stephen. There are more candidates out there than Trump. Give it a rest already! You almost seem to be as obsessed with Trump as Megyn Kelly!
As he said it is better to talk about trump more because his overall ratings will increase.
+Josh McDonald Quit your whining. Patriots sure whine a lot!
It's because the other candidates don't provide material suitable for comedy like Trump does. Trump is a joke therefore jokes are made of him.
+Tommy Clayton Are you kidding? Hillary is a goldmine of hypocrisy and scandle!
+Hannibal Dynamite I agree she's a major hypocrite but she doesn't quite provide the inexhaustible comedy material like Trump that hasn't already been used by Amy Poehler and SNL for Hillary.
Stephen, Love and respect from the Great North, Canada!
Pure comedic gold. 😂😂😂
One of his best segments
It's disturbing that so many people still believe he is a conservative.
He is, and he's showing their true face.
+TheTurtlemans the amount of ignorance in this comment makes me cringe.
Trump is an extremist conservative. They are just as bad as extremist liberals. Everyone should be closer to the middle.
+Jacob Worboy No. He's an extremist, buy he is definitely not conservative. He's a statist.
"That is an impressive list of no information" everything he says
Saw this on television and thought it was a well put together brilliant bit. Glad to see it went viral.
Ah, the nostalga
I love how clever Stephen's sense of humour is.
Brilliant! And this was 8 months ago...we need an updated one! It would go on for hours!!!
I hope Stephen can do this again! I love to here the Donald to contradict himself. Hahahaha so entertaining!!!
It's amazing how his supporters turn such a blind eye to his constant contradictions.
4:57 "we will find out on Monday"
Stephen Colbert - i LOVE you - kind of makes me want to have a TV, just to watch your show. thank you for keeping it real, and hilarious!
bruh he just roasted him! I am dying so funny 😂😂😂
Ive never heard such unanimous awe and disgust in an audience as 7:34. wow
This is gold!!!!! Lol
That is genius reporting and moderating by Colbert. Just keep it going!!
This is one of Colbert's funniest segments ever, and that's including all his stuff on the Report. I almost died.
Now, we just need one of these for Hilary Clinton.
+Cheese9898 Sorry, Cheeto, Celebrity A -President Dump takes 1st place on this.
Elizabeth Huesing
I'd personally disagree there, but whatever.
Hilary is a close second, at the very least.
Seth Meyers did a similar segment.
+LittleGreyBag Colbert is funnier though. Even though Seth is also good.
+Fred Deason please for the love of god, stop with these links
+LittleGreyBag They're both also taking the idea from the Daily Show, which did a scene comparing 2000 George Bush to 2004 George Bush.
+LittleGreyBag just shows either the mainstream corporate machine and the Clinton campaign likely got to Stephen too
This segment was more intended to expose Donald's hypocrisy. Seth's bit was to make people laugh by putting the candidates quotes out of context. Similar formats, but completely different concepts.
I've referenced this debate in an international security essay I'm writing on the vital importance of satirising security that you so incredibly do Stephen! I love you so much!
It's so good to see that even though The Colbert Report is gone, it IS NOT gone.....
Elements of it still continue on: The Late Show with Stephen Tyrone Colbert aka Esteban Tyron Colberto Chaves .
The Colbert Nation is alive and kicking in 2016....
Holy hell were they wrong!
If this video would include a complete list of Trump‘s flipflops, it would be a Guinnes Book challenge to watch it in one sitting.
6:56 that "yep, I said it, I brought the pain" long sniff
If you are on every side of every issue, you can never be wrong 😁
TheFreePantheist or perhaps be always WRONG.... like an electron... it moves in and out of existence
OMG! Is he a human or what?
I'm not even American but I feel sorry for Americans if he wins.
That's horrible!
He doesn't even have to win, the dmg is already done. The idea that someone like that can get this far means that the people no longer care. Is this Obama's legacy? Once you have a black president no one cares anymore who sits in the seat? The end started with bush and it's already culminated with trump. He won't win but we still suffer.
people just are victims of the media, trust me its awful but not in the way you think
they twist every other thing he says
because hes not of them hes against them therfore there against him
it would make a great movie lol call it web of lies
Trevor Williams You can't honestly believe his biggest issues are from how the media portrays him? You don't need someone to interpret his blatant and completely in subtle monstrous comments. He isn't misunderstood or caught in lies, we year him loud and clearly.
LMAO. Truth hurts. lol.
This is one of the best things I've watched so far this year. LMFAO it's so fucking great
Damn you Stephen, for making me lol in the middle of the night hahhaa ha