[easily offended friends, featuring whit young, eden tobisa, (ale)xander matthews, veronika grebenschikova, j rosales, nico hakobyan, and levi fontana.] (w) "Man, this turkey sandwich is great, so glad we came here!" (x) "Yeah, the food here is always great in taste and value." (w) "Said that right." (e) "You two always act so positively, I like it! There's some people I know that are always negative, and can't see a lot of things good. They're... not the best to be around..." (j) "Eden, I'm right here." *laugh track* (e) "...eh?" (j) "I'm right here, dumbass. You're talking like I'm not here. I am, and I don't like it." (v) "J, I don't think she meant that about you." (j) "How the hell can she not? I don't like sandwiches and act negatively all the damn time!" (v) "You don't like sandwiches?" (j) "It's 100 degrees outside, why the hell would I be eating a sandwich?" (v) "...Hm, maybe you're right." (e) "Well, J, I wasn't referring to you in particular!" (j) "...You promise?" (e) "Promise!" (j) "...Sorry, got a little carried away. I don't want to seem like the people who act so prideful and unwilling to back down-" (x) "Sorry, J, but I'm right here." (j) "I wasn't talking about you, dumbass!" (x) "I know that, but I can't help that I can do more things better than most people! And sure, I look like I was chiseled from stone even as a teenager." *xander flexes, audience, mainly the women, cheers* (x) "...yeah. But don't put that on me." (w) "...Kay. So you're a little cocky. Nothing wrong with that with me-" (x) "Yeah, I know. I just act like that just to cover up my insecurities, since I don't want to be the guy being so sensitive about everything." (n) "Ah!-… uhm- I-I'm right here..." (e) "Wait, Nico, you come here?" (n) "W-Well, yeah. I just didn't say anything... I even have all of your birthdays memorized!... A-And, happy birthday, J." *nico gives j a lil cake* (j) "...Did you all seriously forget my birthday?" (n) "I-I'm gonna keep eating..." (w) "...Well, not like we didn't notice. It's not like you're the one we all forget!-" (l) "My apologies, Whit, but I'm right here." (w) "BWAAH!!… Oh, Levi!... How long were you there?" (l) "I gave you all a ride here." (w) "Ah, so that's why the voice sounded familiar." (l) "Well, at the very least, I'm not the person who takes heart-shaped cookies from other people's plates." (e) "...Whit's right there." (w) "I- wha?! I mean, I did do that once, but I couldn't help myself, they looked so gooood!... awh..." (j) "Guys, we gotta get outta here. Movie's in 15 minutes." (x) "And our only way there is Main Street. Highway got shut down, cops are looking for a homicidal maniac." (v) "Ooh, are they talking about me?... Just a moment." *veronika pulls a cleaver out and heads to the women's restroom.* the end!
Of *course* Veronica's that one.
Whit just casually being the normal one here.
Also 1:19 . I mean, is he wrong?
PLS THIS IS SO FUNNY
Levi’s forgettable??
Darn it. 😑
[easily offended friends, featuring whit young, eden tobisa, (ale)xander matthews, veronika grebenschikova, j rosales, nico hakobyan, and levi fontana.]
(w) "Man, this turkey sandwich is great, so glad we came here!"
(x) "Yeah, the food here is always great in taste and value."
(w) "Said that right."
(e) "You two always act so positively, I like it! There's some people I know that are always negative, and can't see a lot of things good. They're... not the best to be around..."
(j) "Eden, I'm right here."
*laugh track*
(e) "...eh?"
(j) "I'm right here, dumbass. You're talking like I'm not here. I am, and I don't like it."
(v) "J, I don't think she meant that about you."
(j) "How the hell can she not? I don't like sandwiches and act negatively all the damn time!"
(v) "You don't like sandwiches?"
(j) "It's 100 degrees outside, why the hell would I be eating a sandwich?"
(v) "...Hm, maybe you're right."
(e) "Well, J, I wasn't referring to you in particular!"
(j) "...You promise?"
(e) "Promise!"
(j) "...Sorry, got a little carried away. I don't want to seem like the people who act so prideful and unwilling to back down-"
(x) "Sorry, J, but I'm right here."
(j) "I wasn't talking about you, dumbass!"
(x) "I know that, but I can't help that I can do more things better than most people! And sure, I look like I was chiseled from stone even as a teenager."
*xander flexes, audience, mainly the women, cheers*
(x) "...yeah. But don't put that on me."
(w) "...Kay. So you're a little cocky. Nothing wrong with that with me-"
(x) "Yeah, I know. I just act like that just to cover up my insecurities, since I don't want to be the guy being so sensitive about everything."
(n) "Ah!-… uhm- I-I'm right here..."
(e) "Wait, Nico, you come here?"
(n) "W-Well, yeah. I just didn't say anything... I even have all of your birthdays memorized!... A-And, happy birthday, J."
*nico gives j a lil cake*
(j) "...Did you all seriously forget my birthday?"
(n) "I-I'm gonna keep eating..."
(w) "...Well, not like we didn't notice. It's not like you're the one we all forget!-"
(l) "My apologies, Whit, but I'm right here."
(w) "BWAAH!!… Oh, Levi!... How long were you there?"
(l) "I gave you all a ride here."
(w) "Ah, so that's why the voice sounded familiar."
(l) "Well, at the very least, I'm not the person who takes heart-shaped cookies from other people's plates."
(e) "...Whit's right there."
(w) "I- wha?! I mean, I did do that once, but I couldn't help myself, they looked so gooood!... awh..."
(j) "Guys, we gotta get outta here. Movie's in 15 minutes."
(x) "And our only way there is Main Street. Highway got shut down, cops are looking for a homicidal maniac."
(v) "Ooh, are they talking about me?... Just a moment."
*veronika pulls a cleaver out and heads to the women's restroom.*
the end!
I LOVE IT
DID YOU DIE