Helluva Lot Of No Context

This is how I decided to cope with the newest episode. Executive dysfunction has been holding me in a death grip, and I'm happy to say I feel like I'm finally starting to get out of it. Thank you everybody for sticking with me and watching this video! I hope the chaos is worth it
(I do not recommend watching this video without watching Helluva Boss first. While I did my best to have this remain mostly spoiler free some of the jokes might not land if you know just how out of context they are. But if you want this to be your first intro to the show, then hell yeah go for it lmao I'd love to hear how people who've never watched this show would react to this)
Edited using OBS Studio and Sony Vegas Movie Studio Platinum 13
Thank you to NickConter on Twitter for posting this shitpost as I totally got the bite sound from it Ni...
And thank you this specific Wiki article from sparing me the headache that is transcripting Moxxie's monologue: hazbinhotel.fa...

[@cryssymissy697]

"Because you my precious little bxtch boy"
"Stop it!"
"..Are trippin B A L L S"
That got me dying😭

[@bokoblinlogic1619]

It always kills me

[@strangeHuman131]

My favorite Blitzo line by far

[@mysterydragon13]

The cut at 1:21 caught me so off guard I almost choked from laughing so hard

[@Blackdrill]

"How about I help you out there ?" *Aggressive chomp* lmao

[@julliestans2271]

I'm lunching and I sincerely chocked

[@kirbyfan3000_offical]

​@@julliestans2271how do you lunch?

[@Sqwatonch_Inniri]

​@@kirbyfan3000_officalyou lunch

[@sabschatz]

I choked on my sandwich from it

[@PerfectlyToastedLoaf]

The subtitles are fucking beautiful
*love how this is still being commented on a year later

[@ayakaanimtes]

yes

[@A5tral_At1as]

I was just about to comment on how good they are, how dare you beat me to it

[@yarielyzsierra6123]

Fr

[@princesspoppy9455]

*Sound of a tiny gay boy crying* got me 😂😂

[@minaashido518]

Piss bottles have gotta be one of my favourite genders

[@commitedfelony]

Imagine you've never watched helluva boss before and this is the first thing you saw of it

[@cyansky8178]

I have actually introduced some friends of mine to Helluva Boss using this video, they said they enjoyed it lmao

[@porgington8971]

Ayy that's me me brotha 👍

[@VeeVeeVii]

I literally just met the main cast at a convention last week

[@commitedfelony]

@@VeeVeeVii okay? good 4 u

[@shzguy]

Why is Stolas in the subtitles always called gay owl 😭

[@Korok1001]

Because he is

[@Mechagoji02]

truth hurts

[@Wild_Child189]

Is he not?

[@DUSTBUNN7]

3:04 made me die

[@Willow_clawson]

✨️ J E L L Y S A N D W I C H E S ✨️

[@abnormal_zen]

1:19 “How about I… help you out there” *CHOMP*

[@g1tb1t]

4:15 the way he snapped his neck 💀

[@greenspawnyhunter4]

😂😂😂

[@doyouknowhoelseisdumb]

2:57 missed opportunity to use the "Kick The Baby" in the Subtitles 🚬🗿

[@RidgeTheHauntedConqerer]

1:20 this has me rolling on the floor😂

[@Nobody_Here137]

“While you and I on ****** jelly sandwiches all night”
Stolas WTH man!?😂😂😂😂

[@noavaidable]

3:49 You’ve been *Gnomed*

[@itzflame5523]

1:21 *ÆÆ*

[@erikescobar-sm8ul]

"how 'bout I... help you out there~"
"H G O M P"

[@six-winged-juni]

I LOVE THE SUBTITLES.

[@Spacey_Makes]

Fun fact: Verosika’s voice actress plays Marinette in the English dub of Miraculous (Ladybug and Chat Noir)

[@Avipoppy]

let’s js take a moment to appreciate the captions

[@Ashyl-n4l]

"how about I help you out there?~~" *CHOMP*

[@dreamworksmoon1475]

0:59 is that mammon in the bottom right corner?

[@PURPL3SK3LLYTW0W04H]

NAHH💀

[@dreamworksmoon1475]

It looked like it

[@BillyBobJoe-p4h]

0:41 **Sound of a tiny gay boy crying**

[@doodle_dragon9483]

THE CAPTIONS ARE EVERYTHING LMAO

[@kariissmol9172]

The subtitles are wonderful xDD

[@luciapesce9015]

It's been a while since I've seen one of these that actually cuts the context off! It's so funny!!

[@xTooGay.for.this_shitx]

*The sound of a gremlin like evil laugh you should only hear in supervillain origin stories*
I LOVE THE SUBTITLES SO MUCH.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[@Phobe6656]

3:30 brutal

[@dreamworksmoon1475]

1:37 wait how did the wine get on the window there?

[@ballistersarm]

she threw the wine glass at it?

[@dreamworksmoon1475]

@@ballistersarm but she drank all the wine

[@ballistersarm]

@@dreamworksmoon1475 there's probably a little left at the bottom idrk

[@dreamworksmoon1475]

@@ballistersarm got it

[@lenaalt2387]

1:22 perfectly time

[@alieneko_nyo]

1:20 FUCK I ALMOST CHOKED LMAOO

[@Peemer-7474]

Context got Assassinated lol

[@Artist_person8000]

Look at the subtitles they are amazing and hilarious

[@GMPierce]

How about I help you out there…
CHOMP

[@spacehit15]

dying rn

[@st4rtenma]

im showing this video to my little niece i wanna see what she thinks 💀

[@samurexatlas7373]

Fesh

[@jaylin8276]

0:11 MOTHER FUAH-

[@ChebureckYoutube]

BAALLLLLSSSSS

[@ChebureckYoutube]

POSSSUMMM

[@nyx-n-sticks]

1:20 LAMO

[@level40zidanos12]

F i s h .

[@Aristotle_Writes]

"does Millie ever peg you?"
"Sometimes"
"Did one of your books say that?
"Yes actually. Several"
🤣

[@verocip407]

EW FUCK!, WHY THAT!?

[@chaosfan]

I was gonna say that

[@sammysosij4205]

2:44

[@Phobe6656]

I hate pegging it's disgusting

[@Yesbutnobutkindawellmaybe]

hehe kooks!
such a silly word!

[@jaredmckano]

I swear one of my favorite lines from Blitzø is "DANCE, BITCH"

[@OhMakiroll]

ME TOO! I also love “save it B I T C H. *I’m working.*”

[@S1lly_Sail0r]

THAT AND “sorry i fvcked your husband” ARE. MY FAV QUOTES FROM HIM

[@hel3932]

0:13
I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS SCENE WAS SO SILLY WITHOUT CONTEXT

[@kittycatrittycatalt9523]

NO FR☠️☠️☠️☠️ I LAUGHED SO HARD CHOKING WND DYING RN FR

[@riv3rw4ter]

Wait do you get the joke
I still don't get it

[@BADPERSONnn]

they are dogs
he did a really dog thing
so she thought "primal"​@@riv3rw4ter

[@riv3rw4ter]

@@BADPERSONnn ok that makes more sense thank you

[@star_deluxely3004]

4:28 "Foxy" and "Roxy"? Dang, Moxxie just could summon the fnaf fandom without realizing it

[@Yilastic]

JUST REALIZED

[@doyouknowhoelseisdumb]

Well, it could be that, or also meaning "Foxy & Roxy" both are from the first Looney Tunes in the 1930's 🤓 🚬🗿

[@Theartistdee]

FR

[@Idi0tic_P0ttErheAd]

@@doyouknowhoelseisdumbOMG I LOVE LOONEY TOONS!

[@robertsissco2439]

"Loo Loo Land?"
"Loo Loo Land?!"
"LOO LOO LAND!"
"SHIT THE FUCK UP!!!"
One line from each of the 4 mains in the same exchange that seems to perfectly encapsulate their personalities.

[@thevampire-household]

Stella makes fun of Stolas for being skinny, yet she's so skinny herself that if she'd be to step on a twig, *she'd* break in half

[@Aim3d4]

0:43 subtitle says *Sound of a tiny gay boy crying* got me lol 😂

[@mooc422]

Omg that's halirous 😂😂😂

[@adeadanimator9463]

1:08 maches the next scene WAY too well

[@adeadanimator9463]

Also 59 seconds

[@NightmareSansEhehe]

* "hiw bout, i help you out there~" *aggressive bite* KILLED ME

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

Very funny I like it

[@OMGSOSILLEH]

:)

[@CJCroen1393]

“War fun!”
“It doesn’t count if they don’t find the bodyyyyy~”

[@That_one_dumb_deer]

1:20 “how ‘bout I help you out there~…. *Ampfh* “
3:59 “A human called me a posthem. I Am *NOT* A Possum.” -Moxie (I quote this regularly)

[@jackofhearts9123]

I just want to say, That the SUBTITLES are the real stars here

[@Pr0Z4xc]

2:00 "BECAUSE YOU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY, ARE TRIPPING ✨B A L L S✨"
So beautiful 🥺😭
2:27 "Kick the baby" vibes
4:15 slay blitzø 😍😍😍🤭🤭🤭

[@sabschatz]

I mean he did be tripping balls

[@OhMakiroll]

Cuz fizz is bby boy tho.

[@shozuetsuki7211]

"How 'bout I...help you out there~"
Proceeds to DEVOUR THE NECK-

[@theswdishwarrior]

2:00 is my favourite.

[@Sawyer_Harding972]

“BECAUSE YOU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOY”
“ARE TRIPPING BALLS”

[@JesmanV92]

1:20 I can't 😂🤣

[@dreamworksmoon1475]

The chomp😂

[@Alithecoolgamer]

@@dreamworksmoon1475WAS THAT THE BITE OF HELLUVA BOSS?!

[@Mechagoji02]

4:00 gotta be the funniest part, especially with subtitles

[@Lin-vv5zt]

1:19-1:22 omfg I laughed so ducking hard

[@rudeTXTmoa]

the best out of context videos are always out of order I LOVE THIS

[@TSFVoidedXP]

3:25 is all im a say

[@matheusmorais5862]

At least he liked

[@firecracker3906]

Stella is evil Incarnate.
Even Lucifer in the series has a better heart than hrr

[@mysteria01]

I’m crying XDD
“I can do this real fast.”
*the morning after real fast*
“Oh what a mouth.”
“WHY WERE YOU EVEN BORN.”

[@darthnihilus6211]

1:25 without context is funny

[@nancypinewood9975]

The subtitles-
Perfection.

[@Scorchinghell]

The perfect cut of Octavia got me at the end😂

[@hearttttanims]

Same, I loved that scene.

[@juliepenoyer3062]

Turn the subtitles on for this video, it makes it 10x better, especially 4:21, that one's my favorite.

[@BLUE-CAM_OFFICIAL]

You cant even see the video 😭😭😭

[@anitamansios6687]

Do it on 2x it’s good

[@juliepenoyer3062]

​@@anitamansios6687It's so fast!😂

[@dreamworksmoon1475]

3:52 you have no say in this!

[@jkm_the_man_99]

0:19 fish

[@LiminalDev]

I busted out at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@yxrichan]

"you like that thing?"
"YEA--"

[@giventhebest-4115]

No but this one was fucking hilarious 😭😭 1:20

[@Im_your_problem_now]

Wait a minute? There was context in the episodes?

[@Taniks_The_Final_Shape]

There’s PLENTY of context at 1:19

[@joy-ip9ys]

2:52
what the ACTUAL HELL

[@OMGSOSILLEH]

LIEKE YOUW BABIE DI-

[@_HEAARTZ_]

Everything in this video is gold I love it.

[@malicelikestohavefun]

Whoever made the subtitles deserves an award

[@edward002gaming]

1:49 stolas' face is just hilarious

[@fernandorios474]

Me: Guess that shark is fighting moxxie!
Also me: The 5th item on the list Every man dreams about a WWE style elbow drop on someone! Let me tell you!! IT IS AS GOOD AS ADVERTISED!! Oh yeah

[@themysticarcher3313]

Rewatching this with the subtitles is like a whole new experience

[@luispalomino3518]

1:20

[@Planeguy420]

I recommend watching at 2x speed

[@FrankFromTheLegion]

"How bout I...help ya out there~"
*CHOMP*

[@Skymeg3-13]

doesn't get old, "tripping *B A L L S* "

[@TheMurderousChicken]

All my top fav 2000 Subtitle Moments:
0:04 - And i oop-
0:10 - AND HIS NAME IS-
0:11 - MOTHERFU-
0:14 - [Vortex.weird.mp3]
0:17 - *Visible Disgust* [I personally thought at thia scene she was an Old Woman who dyed her hair]
0:18 - *F I S H *
0:24 - Free Stock Photos
0:28 - ★ 🎀 Bitch bye- 🎀 ★
0:35 - WHAT!
0:39 - 💅🎀 Such a silly wOrd~ 🎀💅
0:43 - GAY BOI
1:13 - *Angy Moxxie Noises*
1:21 - 💅 C H O M P 💅
1:53 - And, THE... I'll just call them “Extremely Gay Bois”
2:01 - BECAUSE YOU MY PRECIOUS LITTLE BITCH BOI-
3:16 - Jeez Ozzie boy, calm the Fuck down!

[@Reddest1000]

0:18 Moxxie: Ooooh F I S H

[@samurexatlas7373]

4:30 they did not drop fucking FNAF names

[@the71sttriangle70]

Nice captions, thanks for that

[@sarcastic_ocupie1669]

Stella being the first makes it funnier because we are reflecting

[@dumbgreenbean]

1:19 LMAOOO

[@YoSoySrRojo]

*war fun*

I made the wonderous decision to watch this before ever watching the show and i am glad i did

[@paulthedoge]

How is this video so underrated🤣

[@fabbroanna]

**bleeeeeeeeepp** ~~JeLLy sAnDwIcHeS aLL NiGhT~~~
-Stolas 2020

[@Japaenx]

4:40 THAT GOT ME LOL

[@INNEX_EXINN_hehe]

4:37 a volume warning please! 😭

[@ShoTheFenlandin]

“OoOoOoOoOo FiSh”
-moxie 2023

[@darkgamer5181]

0:18

[@sleepykit_.4]

Question, what episode was 2:25 at? (La da dee)

[@BFAPI]

OZZIES

[@DiabloTheOg]

It was in the "Oh Millie" Music Video by Vivziepop

[@sleepykit_.4]

@@DiabloTheOg ooh!! Tysm!

[@DiabloTheOg]

@@sleepykit_.4 Np!

[@Star-gaze55]

​@@BFAPI don't worry get there soon :')

[@riv3rw4ter]

4:13 cronch

[@Megatron-101]

1:54 1987 Michaelangelo?!
3:16 When i see a mouse in my room

[@J.Ani016]

1:19 HELP-

[@bootychomper-ej9qt]

stolas out of context is gonna scare ppl away 😭