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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @FalgaiaRT
    @FalgaiaRT 10 років тому +285

    That last one was literally perfect.

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 років тому +36

      Better than it being figuratively perfect ZING

    • @mastermeme
      @mastermeme 10 років тому +14

      BrendanielReads that just made me cum my pants.

    • @falflam36
      @falflam36 8 років тому +1

      +1

  • @esper4605
    @esper4605 8 років тому +152

    >Scared, Potter?
    >CAN YOU FEEL IT MR KRABS?
    oh my fucking god help me I'm dead I'm fucking dead help me

  • @SCIFIguy64
    @SCIFIguy64 9 років тому +151

    Why do I hate tumblr as a site, but lose my shit to these videos?

    • @LchanOtakudom
      @LchanOtakudom 9 років тому +11

      Brendaniel helps?

    • @Angenano
      @Angenano 9 років тому +6

      +Joseph Stassup beacause half these posts are fakes :))

    • @KH12foreve
      @KH12foreve 9 років тому +19

      Because every so often an SJW appears. You can never block them all, they just multiply.

    • @CurtisAlfeld
      @CurtisAlfeld 7 років тому +31

      Tumblr has some good content. You just have to wade through the feminism and Supernatural.

    • @KeshiaRambles
      @KeshiaRambles 7 років тому +6

      Brendaniel distills Tumblr down to the best of its shitposts.

  • @tvspit
    @tvspit 9 років тому +69

    I JUST LOST IT AT THE "can you feel it mr krabs?" ONE IM SOBBING

    • @palemanus7747
      @palemanus7747 9 років тому

      Fishinq .png Scared Potter

    • @palemanus7747
      @palemanus7747 9 років тому

      Fishinq .png Scared Potter

    • @Angenano
      @Angenano 9 років тому +1

      +Fishinq .png No, you are not sobbing you normie

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 9 років тому

      +guy white WHY DO YOU KEEP DOUBLE-POSTING THIS?

    • @palemanus7747
      @palemanus7747 9 років тому +2

      ***** oh shit your right sorry i was high when i posted this probably thought it was hilarious at the time, again sory for the trouble

  • @Mudclippa
    @Mudclippa 8 років тому +51

    the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @whateverthehellthisis4931
    @whateverthehellthisis4931 10 років тому +42

    THAT SPONGEBOB.

    • @palemanus7747
      @palemanus7747 9 років тому

      Whatever the Hell This Is Scared Potter

    • @palemanus7747
      @palemanus7747 9 років тому

      Whatever the Hell This Is Scared Potter

  • @GNParty
    @GNParty 10 років тому +50

    We're all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.
    Bellybuttons.

    • @Mushroom_Man
      @Mushroom_Man 10 років тому +2

      Your so rite!
      Were did you get you're profile pik?
      (My inner Grammar Nazi is burning in pain at the moment, I'm so sorry.)

    • @GNParty
      @GNParty 10 років тому

      Emma Beckwith
      How about you join the party instead? :)
      www.bit.ly/JOlNTHEPARTY

    • @hunterfunnyguy
      @hunterfunnyguy 10 років тому +3

      Emma Beckwith No, you have a great icon! XD

    • @Mushroom_Man
      @Mushroom_Man 10 років тому +3

      WalaChris I could say the same to you.

    • @GNParty
      @GNParty 10 років тому +2

      Emma Beckwith
      *ahem*

  • @odobenus159
    @odobenus159 10 років тому +87

    Brendaniel's videos have the best like to dislike ratio on youtube.

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 років тому +31

      I usually get 1 to 3 dislikes on the Tales From Tumblr, but it's people who are pissed because it's not Tales From 4chan.

    • @odobenus159
      @odobenus159 10 років тому +17

      BrendanielReads I like everything you make, so it isn't me.

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 років тому +24

      odobenus159 Suurrreee. I totallly belieevvee youuuu.

    • @odobenus159
      @odobenus159 10 років тому +14

      BrendanielReads So far, it's true.

    • @chistinelane
      @chistinelane 8 років тому

      what about me. i have a bunch of private videos with only likes

  • @UltraWindow
    @UltraWindow 10 років тому +47

    sometimes i wonder why 4chan is considered the odd end of the internet.. and by sometimes i mean all the time.

    • @wobwoo
      @wobwoo 10 років тому +5

      go to /b/

    • @remorsefree2909
      @remorsefree2909 10 років тому +27

      Have you even been on 4chan, more then just window shopping, sure you can find some oddities on Tumblr, but you can easily find worse on 4chan. Although in all honesty a lot of tumblr users are 4channers as well (atleast the ones I follow and I see this glorious shit on my dashboard on a daily basis).

    • @UltraWindow
      @UltraWindow 10 років тому

      hey.. guess where my picture comes from.

    • @wobwoo
      @wobwoo 10 років тому

      Ahaha, I do somewhat agree though, honestly. /b/ hasn't been interesting in a while, just a whole bunch of "RATE MY DICK" threads.

    • @UltraWindow
      @UltraWindow 10 років тому

      now you're just implying /b/ is 4chan, i bet you didnt know that /b/ exists only to keep the other boards cleaner.

  • @alexanderstilianov
    @alexanderstilianov 9 років тому +11

    Looking forward to that family picnic.

  • @aleckretschmar
    @aleckretschmar 10 років тому +1

    ARE YOU FEELING IT MR. CRABS just made me fucking lose it

  • @Toanon
    @Toanon 10 років тому +27

    I'm waiting for the inevitable episode where you read SJW posts.

  • @mvk9999
    @mvk9999 8 років тому +23

    If 4chin was degenerate, this is the worst.

    • @andrewhayes4844
      @andrewhayes4844 8 років тому +14

      I've heard of a double chin but 4CHIN? Terrifying
      >Definitely not ready to hear about 8Chin

    • @TheMarlz2
      @TheMarlz2 8 років тому

      +Andrew Hayes Brendaniel should totally take some tales from /monster/.

    • @sssstick
      @sssstick 8 років тому +1

      I have 1chin but 4chin is the worst

    • @NarutoGeek411
      @NarutoGeek411 8 років тому +2

      I hear that 9leg is pretty bad as well.

    • @00-raiser28
      @00-raiser28 7 років тому

      Recently at school, there was a spelling thing in the room before us, and there was this written on the board "There was tenchin in the room". And this shitcunt mate of mine goes "Why did they say you were in the room, mate? It took me about 10 chins---I mean seconds to figure that out.

  • @ImSimmin
    @ImSimmin 10 років тому +1

    Do you want to know what I'm FEELING? I FEEL like this is one of the greatest videos I have ever seen. Scared Potter?

  • @WarioLand3
    @WarioLand3 10 років тому +12

    WHERE THE FUCK IS DENKO 18 BRENDANIEL IT'S BEEN ALMOST AN ENTIRE DAY THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS.

  • @clayscustoms2050
    @clayscustoms2050 5 років тому

    This jazz is still hilarious, man. Keep up the great work

  • @VanTheVixen
    @VanTheVixen 10 років тому +8

    You are the most beautiful of human beings

    • @starwars101917
      @starwars101917 6 років тому

      VanTheVixen Thanks i needed a morality boost today!!

  • @benbea7312
    @benbea7312 6 років тому

    "Can you feel it Mr. Krabs" I SNAPPED OML CBDJLSLSNFNRNEKKD

  • @kh2war
    @kh2war 8 років тому +9

    "sorry, I'm bad at pickup limes"
    response: "you're also bad at grammar"
    realise both of you made same mistake.
    get married anyway.

  • @ColByte
    @ColByte 10 років тому +6

    i cried. please. this is y i live

  • @aaaaaghhhhhhh
    @aaaaaghhhhhhh 10 років тому +4

    THAT LAST ONE WON. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WON, BUT IT DID

    • @Shimbolus
      @Shimbolus 10 років тому +7

      It won everything.

  • @flogrown941
    @flogrown941 9 років тому +10

    What is a fucking man salad.

  • @Quibshire
    @Quibshire 10 років тому +1

    The last one: poetry.

  • @Lomhow
    @Lomhow 8 років тому +1

    3:17
    I was drinking water and spit it out from seeing such an old revamped meme.
    Thank god the sink was next to me.

  • @sssstick
    @sssstick 8 років тому +47

    Let's play a game called, *Finish That UA-cam Comment!* today me and a friend

    • @rosepeixes9045
      @rosepeixes9045 8 років тому +36

      Pulled out our dicks and

    • @patton5283
      @patton5283 8 років тому +41

      praised Harambe

    • @sssstick
      @sssstick 8 років тому +36

      that concludes our episode of, *Finish That UA-cam Comment!* Tune in next time to see what happens to the family picnic!

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 8 років тому +5

      yoshiclay9000 Today at the family picnic...

    • @crocketlawnchair259
      @crocketlawnchair259 8 років тому +7

      BrutalOffense
      Great job! Your prize for answering is...

  • @NayNayRevolution
    @NayNayRevolution 10 років тому +1

    That last one was a masterpiece.

  • @thespaceman1337
    @thespaceman1337 10 років тому +1

    That last one made me laugh so hard

  • @garbageschoolvideos661
    @garbageschoolvideos661 7 років тому

    this man's voice is perfect for reading things like this

  • @MM-fc9fz
    @MM-fc9fz 8 років тому

    I was gargling my mouth when the last joke came up, my keyboard is now slimy.

  • @ronnyjon51
    @ronnyjon51 10 років тому +1

    CAN YOU FEEL IT MR. KRABS?

  • @JMcAfreak
    @JMcAfreak 7 років тому

    The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
    ~Darkk Mane

  • @swordbrooke4529
    @swordbrooke4529 6 років тому

    These make me so happy when I'm watching dishes and don't want to listen to music ;-;

  • @simplemagi4691
    @simplemagi4691 10 років тому +2

    While laughing hysterically at this funny video my father came up to me told me i'm wasting my life and i should be studying instead of watching stupid cursing videos but guess what while i went into my room to mark slashes on my wall i see him go to the computer and start playing a game and not some grown up game a kids pinball man i can't wait till my parents get divorced in short my dads a douche ( :

    • @simplemagi4691
      @simplemagi4691 8 років тому

      Wow i had some issues back then huh, and grammar mistakes.

  • @emryiles7662
    @emryiles7662 9 років тому

    ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABS?!

  • @Mick_92
    @Mick_92 9 років тому +1

    LOL I'm hispanic and didn't realize that was supposed to be spanish until you mentioned it.

  • @mr.kultra6375
    @mr.kultra6375 7 років тому

    that SpongeBob imitation was spot on.

  • @Ziggylata
    @Ziggylata 10 років тому +1

    I dont even blaze it brendanial

  • @MrBardTard
    @MrBardTard 8 років тому +1

    #:16
    Darkk Mane is that you?

  • @adumb.s
    @adumb.s 8 років тому

    0:43
    A word from our sponsors, and now the weather

  • @MrMondaysNoon
    @MrMondaysNoon 10 років тому +2

    A 3rd one? What the fuck Brendaniel?

  • @Conlan0215
    @Conlan0215 10 років тому +3

    You... I like you.

  • @Kyocus
    @Kyocus 9 років тому

    Thank you. I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @StrudelEnjoyer
    @StrudelEnjoyer 9 років тому

    nice assassins creed in the background

  • @krisssoldo1472
    @krisssoldo1472 7 років тому

    No man's salad
    Its like farmville but you can fly to other planets and plant there too
    and discover new types of plants and shit

  • @howardtheunclean339
    @howardtheunclean339 5 років тому

    Can you feel it now mr krabs

  • @datchannelable
    @datchannelable 10 років тому +2

    Brendaniel please have my babies.

  • @WaterPeanut
    @WaterPeanut 10 років тому +2

    This is hilarious.

  • @isaktorvenes3245
    @isaktorvenes3245 10 років тому

    Keep makeing these.

  • @TheeSuperJazzer
    @TheeSuperJazzer 10 років тому

    Damn i love you people of the internet.

  • @aliarief3295
    @aliarief3295 10 років тому

    Scared, Potter?

  • @ilovesmosh2012
    @ilovesmosh2012 9 років тому

    anticlimax - a disappointing end to an exciting or impressive series of events.

  • @astralhaze8936
    @astralhaze8936 6 років тому

    That spanish in a french accent though

  • @cla693
    @cla693 8 років тому

    I love the last one

  • @julianbell9161
    @julianbell9161 9 років тому

    1:19 is really good. I agree completely.

  • @Saltiren
    @Saltiren 10 років тому +8

    Brendaniel, reply to this comment.
    ...please, it's all i've ever desired...

  • @AdachiChocolate
    @AdachiChocolate 8 років тому

    Okay it was bugging me but now I know who this guys voice sounds like.
    Markiplier.

  • @SakuraStallion
    @SakuraStallion 10 років тому +2

    Man salads

  • @RealClassixX
    @RealClassixX 7 років тому

    I learned all I know about mitochondria from an indian guy who likes purple.

  • @bbykaykay856
    @bbykaykay856 6 років тому

    Was it just me or did 3:06 make you think of Unicornmann from Ryguyrocky?

  • @Skawrod
    @Skawrod 10 років тому

    Oh god, I'm dying here XD

  • @PupdudePwns
    @PupdudePwns 9 років тому

    2:58
    I automatically interpreted this as man salads and not man, salads.

  • @noruv3816
    @noruv3816 8 років тому

    when a girl says she listens to punk=i like a couple of greenday and blink songs

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 9 років тому

    Let's start a joke chain!
    my contribution:
    Have you heard of the movie "Constipation" ? No? That's cause it hasn't come out yet!

    • @palemanus7747
      @palemanus7747 9 років тому

      Gibbledeegook Mcgoober Scared Potter

    • @palemanus7747
      @palemanus7747 9 років тому

      Gibbledeegook Mcgoober Scared Potter

  • @SandroVevo1
    @SandroVevo1 9 років тому

    can you feel it Brendan? hähähähähähähähähähä

  • @hachi.749
    @hachi.749 6 років тому

    _S C A R E D P O T T E R ?_

  • @MayDay936
    @MayDay936 10 років тому

    That intro was muy bueno.(did I say it right)

  • @stephenpaget1517
    @stephenpaget1517 10 років тому

    What about the family picnic?

  • @NotebookTheCat
    @NotebookTheCat 9 років тому

    damnit i want that music at the end

  • @Bjarkiee
    @Bjarkiee 10 років тому

    I am very sure you found some of these posts in a specific album on /r/tumblr

    • @BrendanielReads
      @BrendanielReads  10 років тому

      Some of them? Yes. A lot of them are from a few different albums floating around on Imgur.

  • @NagencaTV
    @NagencaTV 10 років тому

    And people say 4Chan is bad. Damn Tumblr lack of humor never fails to amaze me.

  • @SirChaiinsaw
    @SirChaiinsaw 10 років тому

    2:15 was so fucking funny

  • @spacealien1602
    @spacealien1602 10 років тому

    Aaaaaannndddd.... Tumblr.

  • @smolbrendan5978
    @smolbrendan5978 7 років тому

    What's the music playing during the gameshow post?

  • @MegaLEEDLE
    @MegaLEEDLE 8 років тому

    I need to know what that gameshow music is

  • @newtclovers
    @newtclovers 10 років тому

    Pls I need hugs.

  • @petewentzfrommychemicalrom3114
    @petewentzfrommychemicalrom3114 6 років тому +1

    Sheepis

  • @EpsilonA789
    @EpsilonA789 10 років тому

    I just got a tumblr and I barely find any of these things.....

  • @teeniepeenie3148
    @teeniepeenie3148 8 років тому

    i want your baby, brenpai

  • @Hydrugan
    @Hydrugan 8 років тому

    WHY IS THER PIZZAS IN EVERY THUMBNAIL?!

  • @DesertLinnea
    @DesertLinnea 10 років тому

    2:04
    they are also my hero.. ;~;

  • @the_doug_digital
    @the_doug_digital 7 років тому

    I know someone who did something similar to #1
    He gave this chick a lime with his phone number on it

  • @letsichigo
    @letsichigo 6 років тому

    God the ratio of shit to mildly amusing is sad

  • @akinanaomii
    @akinanaomii 6 років тому

    does this guy’s voice remind anyone else of markiplier or is it just me

  • @scared4704
    @scared4704 6 років тому

    S H E E P I S

  • @shyillu
    @shyillu 6 років тому

    I only subscribed to you because your voice is godly. do you play dnd? why is your voice so amazing?

  • @furrydegenerate5248
    @furrydegenerate5248 3 роки тому

    0:43 2020 in a nutshell

  • @mr.nazareth4501
    @mr.nazareth4501 7 років тому

    2:45 this conversation never happened
    tampons are gross, atleast the used ones, and nothing you can say will change that fact

  • @Ultimate_Gamer_3000
    @Ultimate_Gamer_3000 6 років тому

    Is that one r/thathappened? I will aquire clout via reddit

  • @splatgorek
    @splatgorek 10 років тому

    aaah no spongebob eeehhhhh

  • @mr.bugz1402
    @mr.bugz1402 7 років тому

    You sound like markiplier tbh

  • @heckington_spicywinkle
    @heckington_spicywinkle 6 років тому

    top right below

  • @Terumi.K
    @Terumi.K 9 років тому

    Can I marry your voice?

  • @PhilsGh0st
    @PhilsGh0st 10 років тому +3

    What happens at the family picnic. For fuck's sake, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AT THE FAMILY PICNIC
    Also, read some Tumblr SJW bullshit plz

  • @Link124
    @Link124 8 років тому

    Cuentos de redtube

  • @deltad3592
    @deltad3592 6 років тому

    I can tell you this, a lot of these posts are made up to be edgy or self-promoting

  • @rita6355
    @rita6355 8 років тому

    When people misspell spanish words it makes me cringe.
    I am sad that I have a cringe fetish

    • @sssstick
      @sssstick 8 років тому

      its mis spell but I see it as miss pell fuck my life

  • @TheRealFlenuan
    @TheRealFlenuan 10 років тому

    2:22
    Dafuq…

  • @birdinmotion1525
    @birdinmotion1525 8 років тому

    Its pronounced "cuarenta t siete

  • @TheBabblingGamer
    @TheBabblingGamer 10 років тому

    That last one was false! You didn't make the music verbally! Make the sounds with your mouth!

  • @skrrrrrrrrt
    @skrrrrrrrrt 4 роки тому

    🇿🇼