The same energy of "The curtains are blue" "Big brains": The man felt sad and theres more depht in the rest of the lyrics that tell a depressing story as the curtain reflects his mood Big brains: Its just a fuckin' curtain -UpIsNotJump
@@B0rg3rr_ You’re telling me.. Nonononono, no. No. You are telling me, that this type of stuff exists? I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing, and yet you do this? Why? Just why?
this is one of those songs you can *only* share with someone on the exact brainwave as you or the other person will think you’re a maniac. listening to this song with someone else is intensely intimate
10+ years later and I still have no idea how a giant head of Eddie Murphy on a freeway has anything to do with two trucks having sex, but it fits well in regards as a good picture for this song.
Literally a few days ago, my school had a dance, and they played this song and my friend freaked out when it started playing. I dunno how they were allowed or why they played it, but it was amazing regardless.
I had a nightmare where this song disappeared everywhere on the internet and I had the last copy of it and people were going out to kill me just to get there hands on this masterpiece
@Matthew Wilder my favorite line is ''two trucks holding hands'' really reflects the situation of the western world and how it turned from Christian communities wich were focused on helping the poor and the needy while now we are focusing on ourselves and we have lost faith in our communities. The trucks are the western civilization, so there is only one truck. Truck is alone and has schizophrenia. Deep
@@Zulf85 huh, weird. It still shows up for me. You can find the post by googling "tumblr ssundiall please read" Hopefully you can find the post that way!
@@finestle2613 "i wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me! america, you great unfinished symphony, you sent for me!" "t WO TR U CK S-"
-.25 speed just made the song sound sad. all the instruments were crying rather than producing a melody. it sounded like Neil had awoken from a nap prior to recording. - .5 caused me to feel guilty and sorrowful. the lyric "two trucks having sex" could finally sink in, resulting in me questioning my entire life, along with all the decisions I've made thus far. - 0.75 speed made me feel as though I was being chased by someone and was trying to escape whilst trudging through a swimming pool of thick maple syrup. - 1.25 speed made me imagine a medium-sized circle of raccoons aggressively dancing at me. - 1.5 gave me slight anxiety. I was intimidated upon first listen, but was also too intrigued to turn it off. i suddenly felt as though I should be doing something urgent and at a quicker speed than usual. - 1.75 made me scared. it felt like time had sped up with the song. the person that was chasing me in .75 was now right behind me, and wielding a knife. - 2.0: I felt like I should have been having an intense panic attack but wasn't. i wanted to cry out of fear; the raccoons had come back, now dancing quicker and angrier than before. it was both the best and worst experience of my life.
A REALLY funny thing about this music, musically speaking, is that it doesn't build up for the whole '"truck fuckery" it IMMEDIATLYS start with the heavy artillery "TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX", there's no buildup, NOTHING, it just start like that. Awesome.
@@yuuki6360 Right?? most songs will start in a hypothesis, a choir, a question, chorus... but this song? it starts with an AFFIRMATION. two trucks ARE HAVING SEX. It doesn't build up, it doesn't give some background, neither context. only that two heavy machines are having intercourse. how fucking of a paradigm break this is? It is brillant and so random.
every time I listen to this I imagine Neil showing up to a recording studio and the people there asking him what kind of music he plans to record and he says "oh just some average stuff" and they say alright and he performs this in front of them
I love that when people tried to ask Neil Cicierega what the metaphorical/symbolic meaning of the song was, he just said "It's about two trucks having sex."
Thats what i like about Lemon demon, their lineup contains deep stories like touch tone telephone and her name is amnesia And them there is dumb shit like two trucks or 123456 Pokemon
As a fellow lemon enjoyer, this song was awe-inspiring. I felt the passion the trucks have for each other, and it will empower me for the rest of the day until I listen to this song again.
@@arpodyssey7913 what if they were just unlucky enough to never hear this song, i do not pity these people who somehow do not sewer slide, I AM AMAZED BY THEM
Hate to ruin the lyric chain here but I really want to share something extremely important with you guys. So I can't get the image of two trucks slowly sprouting two giant, bloody, sweaty, veiny, manly hands, and then holding each others new hands.
I recently developed a strange coping mechanism for intrusive/ distressing thoughts where i visualize them default dancing to a silly song. This is the one I pick 99% of the time. Thanks Neil :)
I sometimes imagine my ancestors, who fought in wars and got into traumatizing, near death situations daily to make life better for future generations, looking down at me with dissapointment, when they realise that their successor is a sexually confused teenager who unironically listens to a song about two trucks having sex every day on loop
I once said to my friend "You know the same dude who was singing on two trucks made some of gravity falls Music?" And he replied with "Man thats pretty cool actually"
@@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny wait he worked on the gravity falls soundtrack??? i mean I'm not surprised considering everything I know about both him and the show but also... what????
There’s something terrifying about standing in your backyard listening to music while your computer sits in the kitchen with your mom. Suddenly the music cuts out and your whole body fills with fear as your headphones play the disconnect sound effect. You know what this means, you race to the kitchen praying you’ll make it in time “TWO TRUCKS HA-“ your speakers scream as you frantically press the sound off button hoping your mom won’t be too concerned after hearing your “interesting” taste in music.
Objectives: 1. Steal your friend's phone 2. Make this their ringtone 3. Give it back 4. Wait for them to leave and/or go out in public with them. 5. Call them.
Well this song legit makes me forget about cringy shit i've done so i can see my brain playing this to cheer me up while i was having a mental breakdown
two days ago, when i was in the bathroom and felt i'm starting to panic i got scared that i would have panic attack so i started to sing touch tone telephone in such a shaky voice because i didn't know how to distract myself 😭😭
I can imagine someone listening to Cabinet Man or Touch-Tone Telephone and thinking "Huh, this is pretty good, I wonder what other songs this person has?"
@@chaoscreature yeah i should test it again. guess who has an assignment due LMAO` edit update: oh my god it works but better than before. i am typing at supersonic speeeeed
@@pogocat855 *a quantity of vehicles greater than one but less than three, which were produced in order to carry large amounts of items across a large stretch of land, are currently engaging in the act of passionate love.*
Okay I broke the audio on my device and I thought it was completely broken so I restarted it and went here and I'm going to tell you this is the most I've ever been happy to hear two trucks
i have HORRID panic attacks on a daily basis where i feel like my heart's jumping out of my chest, i can't breathe and i'm about to throw up. whenever this happens i play this. the mere existence of this song gives my brain such shock i stop paying attention to the attack
I fucking love how he took two pillars of 'murican badassery - pickup trucks and sex - and just by combining them, drove the whole thing into total parody It's like an alien trying to logically create the coolest song for the average american man by adding up all the freedom&power puzzle pieces at once Only thing missing is for the trucks to pull out some guns and shoot a glass of whiskey dead from a mile away or smth
The first time I heard this song, I had a near-religious experience. I was in bed and tired, but I wanted to dance to it in some way. So, I flexed my arm-muscles to the beat of the music. Moments later, I heard Neil sing “my muscles involuntarily flex.” It was that moment that I realized, this wasn’t just any odd song. This was something more. *Much more.*
This is, in fact, one of my favorite songs. So it gets a spot in my favorites playlist, always makes me chuckle when it comes on. I’ll get a serious song, contemplating what life is all about, then this sneaks up behind it. Thank u mr Neil Cicierega
Ultimate Russian Roulette: playing Lemon Demon songs on blast with your parents around praying that Two Trucks doesn't come on
*hears the dwudwudwudwudwudwu fading in*
WAIT NO-
Praying that Two Trucks come on*
sonia!!!1!1!1!!!
my parents think this song is funny
fun game: put on this song for your parents and see how long it takes them to be visibly disappointed in you
What I’ve learnt from this comment section is that this song is either about a truck crash or transformers porn
...i go with the latter
It’s possible that it’s both
@@milesperhour2286 how will that be possible?.....
@@NepetasShippingWall1642 you know the ones where they trip? It’s essentially that
Its about a transformers crash
the beginning part I could handle but
“two trucks holding hands”
*blushes*
Van Ozzy I instinctively clicked the bold text thinking it was “read more” and accidentally liked your comment. But yknow what? You earned that like.
@@tomaytotomahto9906 he earned that like.. he earned that like.. he learned it from his father and he told it to his wife
@@mermmerman
Slick
@@mermmerman I applaud you for this comment. Very creative
😳
No one talks about how ridiculously good the instrumental is.
the whole song, infact
and his insane vocal performance
I just realized that this song is, in fact, really good.
Why is nobody talking about how inspiring the lyrics are
@@SaulCheeseMan words cannot express how good these lyrics are
that's why no one's talking about them
"Thank you for changing my life."
"I am literally a song about two trucks having sex."
the passion is just so intense
I think it's about a car crash
@@monkey-yy8bk toxic masculinity I think
@@sonianevermind9493 its about two trucks having sex what are you people on
@@toaster9922 ah damn my bad broski
this song is about 115 beats per minute, which means you can absolutely perform CPR to its rhythm.
"my muscles involuntarily flex" while forcing a heart to pump
Oh my god you’re entirely right
Thanks I despise it
I'd just die lmao
Thank you so much for this information
"And they were truckmates."
Oh my god they were roommates
"oh my god they were truckmates"
wait they were truckmates?
r/sapphoandherfriend moment
Oh my god they were truckmates
what a beautiful T4T (truck for truck) relationship
Underrated comment
i'm gonna cry
LMAO, I love t4t relationships 🥰🥰🥰
god
LMFAO
This track makes or breaks a party depending on the crowd
Someone put this on at the function last night and I had to leave
Julia Miller
you’re weak
if it dies
it dies
Boys' party vs girls' party
6 6 6 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
HELL AND FIRE, WERE SPAWNED TO BE RELEASED
Fans: Trying to decipher songs
Neil: 𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝓣𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓮𝔁
The same energy of
"The curtains are blue"
"Big brains": The man felt sad and theres more depht in the rest of the lyrics that tell a depressing story as the curtain reflects his mood
Big brains: Its just a fuckin' curtain
-UpIsNotJump
@@CrystallizedBlackSkull this is song is clearly satirising American ideals of hypermasculinity and how it is tied to heterosexual identity.
Hello I am the 1000th like
I thought it was about a car cradh
Fans: Oh my god, this song says about society.
Neil: haha Wikipedia article funni
this is the next transformers movie's soundtrack
Now i know where Michael Bay got the idea for those movies.. I hope he doesn't get inspiration from knife fight next.
Ehh more like a spinoff movie based on the IDW comics tbh.
thank you for saying it before i did
this joke is not aging
There will be many explosions wink wink
I can't stop laughing at this fucking thumbnail why is eddie murphy's giant severed head staring at me with that sinister grin
He's the one singing /j I know it's Neil
He’s one of the two trucks
im gonna be honest i thought that WAS neil for like a year
@@localsatanist the headdie Murphy?
@@Ashlynn1218 yeah...
The comments seem to ignore the fact that his muscles involuntarily flex.
ikr! its key information
Maybe a seizure :|
It’s called an erection bud
Shut up Todd
@@toddhoward1498 it just works
0:19 ships in fanon
1:43 ships in canon
@Crocerella which probably means the thousands of rule34 about said things
I hate how this is accurate
Dream smp fandom:
👁👄👁👍
as an undertale fan, i can confirm that this is the truest thing ever.
@@B0rg3rr_ You’re telling me..
Nonononono, no. No. You are telling me, that this type of stuff exists?
I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing, and yet you do this?
Why? Just why?
fun fact: you can do chest compressions to this song (100bpm)
why....no...I didn't need this
Person: "Oh my god, he's having a heart attack!"
Me: "Don't worry I got this" *pulls out phone and starts playing the song*
@@DaveLambertITA the person having a heart attack just stops having one and vibes to the song
my muscles, my muscles, voluntarily flex
IMAGINE SOME DUDE ON A PLANE SAYS "I KNOW CPR GET OUT OF THE WAY" AND DOES CPR WHILE QUICKLY SINGING THIS MY GOD
this song is so beautiful i wish america was real
the real reason america was made
Maybe the america was the friends we made along the way
The America was inside us the whole time
just like the trucks were inside each other.
no you don't
@@chaoscreaturenuh uh
this is one of those songs you can *only* share with someone on the exact brainwave as you or the other person will think you’re a maniac. listening to this song with someone else is intensely intimate
Yea shared it with two of my friends. One had the same reaction as me the other was like wtf is wrong with you
lol yes
All my trucker friends dig this song
I sang this in class
@@nordicaanimations6145 if for you I'm mad then I don't want to know what u think about bullies or people that are actually mad
how i wish it was socially acceptable to blast this on the 4th of july
Do it coward
TODAYS THE DAY
please do this
@@altf4undo01 YES INDEED
fun fact! it is acceptable if you just dont give a shit!
the fact that i've started unironically liking this song scares me
@@aesynthi6884 right...
Literally same!! I listened to it as a joke and then I was like wtf why does this slap
aesynthi
this is my first time listening to this song and i already unironically like it ;-;
I listen to this on a daily basis unironically please help me this shit slaps so hard ngl
Embrace it
Me and my family have been listening to this since I was a kid.
My parents wouldve killed me if they heard me listening to this
Of course devin is here
your family is pretty cool then
@@WickedCards1 Yeah I’m everywhere🤣.
@@alexandragiamichael Yeah we do a lot of stuff.
10+ years later and I still have no idea how a giant head of Eddie Murphy on a freeway has anything to do with two trucks having sex, but it fits well in regards as a good picture for this song.
He just uses this image for misc songs
Tobyn Jacobs better question:why is there a giant eddie murphy head on a freeway?
@@NepetasShippingWall1642 it was to promote the movie meet Dave iirc
shadow jpg supports trans rights ah,thanks
This wasn’t even Neil’s account until 2017, the original owner just put it over all his music and it fits perfectly.
0% swears
0% nudity
50% trucks
50% having sex
@Flakey_crust Trucks are always naked
@@Ashraf7I7 oh yes i ride trucks
200% truck
25% truck
25% truck
50% having sex
@@GigaGligga 25% truck
25% truck
50% having sex
25% muscles involuntarily flexing
Everyone's talking about two trucks having sex but not about his muscles involuntary flexing, does nobody care about this poor man's condition?
I CANT FOOKING LIKE ITS 69
@@_Anse do it.
@@dysperdotted somebody already did now I shall commit arson🙃
its an erection joke
its a boner joke
Literally a few days ago, my school had a dance, and they played this song and my friend freaked out when it started playing. I dunno how they were allowed or why they played it, but it was amazing regardless.
Whoever got that into the song queue is a legend
@@kirbysuperstaruhh3769 I think it was one of my friend's siblings, but I ain't exactly sure
thats like playing CPR by cupcakke for students to perform on 💀
id like to this of this comment as a continuation of nipaho's comment and no one can change my mind
I have a school dance in literally 2 days, I don't care what it takes, I will try to get this to play no matter the consequences
I had a nightmare where this song disappeared everywhere on the internet and I had the last copy of it and people were going out to kill me just to get there hands on this masterpiece
Sounds like my dreams
john wick 2 in an alternative universe
Based dream
Wtf 😂
prophecy
There’s probably someone out there who had a very very long conversation with their parents after they heard this
My mom liked the song
@@MaybeMilo46 same
that person is me 😔
Me, just.
And those parents are _universally_ conservative Christians who believe sex is bad and shameful.
This is a perfect example of how Lemon Demon sings about the weirdest shit, and yet it’s catchy as hell.
SEXY SHRINKING TUMORS
Well this actually has a meaning. It’s to make fun of the truck loving manly men.
LOOKING COOL JOKER
He's the frank zappa of his generation
IKR HOW!?!? MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME AS A FLIPPING JOKE BUT NOW I ACTUALLY LIKE IT
I believe this is the perfect song.
Uhhhh
@@JamesTractorGamer3334 Because it is to me.. Lol
Pfp sauce?
I just imagine someone who doesn’t speak English thinking this is a normal song
They try singing it and do it VERY loud in a room full of English speaking people
i am spanish and i know english
literally my non-english speaking family when i put this song in the family speaker
i am brazilian but i know english lmaoooo
You know the "polish dancing cow" meme? Really good example of exactly this.
"When you're happy, you enjoy the music. When you're sad, you understand the music."
@Matthew Wilder my favorite line is ''two trucks holding hands'' really reflects the situation of the western world and how it turned from Christian communities wich were focused on helping the poor and the needy while now we are focusing on ourselves and we have lost faith in our communities. The trucks are the western civilization, so there is only one truck. Truck is alone and has schizophrenia. Deep
not three, not one, but two trucks having sex
@@castorsdoodliez lol thx m8
“it’s a song about american masculinity”
-Genius Lyrics
Precisely two trucks.
how do i explain to my therapist that this is the only thing that makes me laugh anymore
peachimari you dont.
You play the song with no context and aquardly laugh at times then stop it in the middle and say that this is part of why you need him/her
Delicately
@@GuagDiggly hey im bi too things get better, dont worry.
im proud to be the 1000th like
We gettin outta traffic with this one 🔥🔥🔥
If all else fails, the Eddie Murphy Mobile should work!
We getting **stuck** in trafficking with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
Shout out to that one dude on tumblr who was forced to listen to this while getting an MRI
@qwert lemme find the post
@@DeathOfDelta WHERE IS THE POST
@@RichConnerGMN It's the link I posted!
@@DeathOfDelta it probably got caught in UA-cam's spam filters
@@Zulf85 huh, weird. It still shows up for me.
You can find the post by googling "tumblr ssundiall please read"
Hopefully you can find the post that way!
*the founding fathers cry*
*tears of joy rolling down their faces*
hamilton would be proud
Bold of you to assume this isn't about the founding fathers
This is what they wanted
@@finestle2613 "i wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me! america, you great unfinished symphony, you sent for me!"
"t WO TR U CK S-"
“and they were roommates”
I-
oh my god they were roommates
@@amnesicshellfish horrifying
Omg they were garagemates
they were roadmates
-.25 speed just made the song sound sad. all the instruments were crying rather than producing a melody. it sounded like Neil had awoken from a nap prior to recording.
- .5 caused me to feel guilty and sorrowful. the lyric "two trucks having sex" could finally sink in, resulting in me questioning my entire life, along with all the decisions I've made thus far.
- 0.75 speed made me feel as though I was being chased by someone and was trying to escape whilst trudging through a swimming pool of thick maple syrup.
- 1.25 speed made me imagine a medium-sized circle of raccoons aggressively dancing at me.
- 1.5 gave me slight anxiety. I was intimidated upon first listen, but was also too intrigued to turn it off. i suddenly felt as though I should be doing something urgent and at a quicker speed than usual.
- 1.75 made me scared. it felt like time had sped up with the song. the person that was chasing me in .75 was now right behind me, and wielding a knife.
- 2.0: I felt like I should have been having an intense panic attack but wasn't. i wanted to cry out of fear; the raccoons had come back, now dancing quicker and angrier than before. it was both the best and worst experience of my life.
im cryinf this is so funny
this is a epic. the vibes at 1.25 and 2.0 are pure truth
0.75 is just “i’m running at dream speed”
1.25 is so real
Bros speaking yapanese
The b̶u̶g̶s̶ raccoons are back
A REALLY funny thing about this music, musically speaking, is that it doesn't build up for the whole '"truck fuckery" it IMMEDIATLYS start with the heavy artillery "TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX", there's no buildup, NOTHING, it just start like that. Awesome.
The fact that it builds up to "two trucks h*lding h*nds"... much to think about >_>
@@yuuki6360 Right?? most songs will start in a hypothesis, a choir, a question, chorus... but this song? it starts with an AFFIRMATION. two trucks ARE HAVING SEX. It doesn't build up, it doesn't give some background, neither context. only that two heavy machines are having intercourse. how fucking of a paradigm break this is? It is brillant and so random.
A true masterpiece.
@@yuuki6360 describes most of my love lifes
Shock & Awe
every time I listen to this I imagine Neil showing up to a recording studio and the people there asking him what kind of music he plans to record and he says "oh just some average stuff" and they say alright and he performs this in front of them
Thank you for puting that in my head
@@detectivedaviddiamond7242 ikr
that is definitely something he would do
I love that when people tried to ask Neil Cicierega what the metaphorical/symbolic meaning of the song was, he just said "It's about two trucks having sex."
Pretty sure it was based on an accident he saw
Man, that’s crazy.
So deep
Thats what i like about Lemon demon, their lineup contains deep stories like touch tone telephone and her name is amnesia
And them there is dumb shit like two trucks or 123456 Pokemon
Do not ask:
A woman, her age
A man, his salary
Neil Cicierega, what the symbolic meaning of Two Trucks is
As a fellow lemon enjoyer, this song was awe-inspiring. I felt the passion the trucks have for each other, and it will empower me for the rest of the day until I listen to this song again.
a lot of people say that this is about a car crash, _while i prefer it to mean what it says_
Same 👁👅👁
Unsame
same
nice pfp tho
wait what
There are two stages in life.
-the time before listening to two trucks.
-and the time after listening to two trucks.
@@arpodyssey7913 what if they were just unlucky enough to never hear this song, i do not pity these people who somehow do not sewer slide, I AM AMAZED BY THEM
I FOLLOW U ON PINTEREST TOO WTF
@@pepsidog3060 does this mean I'm famous now lol
What about the first time listening to the song
imma about to go into the second part
two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
OWO wat dis? the passion
THE PASSION
@Tiztu you ruined the beautiful thread
Hate to ruin the lyric chain here but I really want to share something extremely important with you guys.
So I can't get the image of two trucks slowly sprouting two giant, bloody, sweaty, veiny, manly hands, and then holding each others new hands.
I recently developed a strange coping mechanism for intrusive/ distressing thoughts where i visualize them default dancing to a silly song. This is the one I pick 99% of the time. Thanks Neil :)
Absurdism is some of the best coping mechanisms I have as well.
that's the same to me but instead of dancing to Two Trucks my mind defaults to Josuke's theme from JoJo DiU (idk why)
i have OCD too i should try this,,,
Honestly the scariest part about this whole thing is that the “truck”s face is either on its back or it’s going the wrong way down the highway.
the face is on the front and i think its going the right way
This makes it very scary to think it's going the wrong way
It's on a trailer... Thus not being a truck. It's probably being towed by a truck
Imagine getting run over by a giant Eddy Murphy car
its rapidly approaching the cameraman
This man is married.
This man has a child.
His child finding this is inevitable.
I can only hope his kid's friends think their dad is cool
hell be fine
this is the way that he will give his daughter the talk
if my friends dad was neil cicierega id worship them
Bro are u kidding he/she will be the kind of middle school if they find that their dad made this and Potter Pals
I wish my dad made this
*We need to go deeper*
Two trucks meeting each other's parents!
Two trucks meeting each other's parents!
and thus, optimums prime was featured in the worlds first truck porno.
Two trucks getting married!
Two trucks getting married!
Two trucks getting a divorce!
Two trucks amicable despite a divorce!
@@megatennepster3833 HAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHJSJJI
@@friendlyrusset hey, not all divorces are messy and end in both sides in despair
No love is as pure as the love shared between these two automobiles.
the top truck said to the bottom truck "oh yeah whose your manufacturer baby"
fucking underrated ass comment i love you please marry me
...wut?
@@Neovixen agreed
IM CRYING
And it replied "Only the best"
This is unironically my favorite song ever
It's a very good song.
Ah, I didn't know you were American--
Where can I buy distilled water?
I'm just Boiled water if you dont wana be so specific
@@PuppygirlTrans okay, thanks for the help :)
I feel like Mozart would have composed something similar to this if he was still alive
LOL
He did compose “Leck mich im Arsch” after all
@@willywonka3050
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@@arcticsnow241 hate.
yeah, as if a pleb like mozart could even come close to making such a bold artistic statement like our lad neil smh my head
YOU GUYS I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU CAN DO THE MACARANA PERFECTLY TO THIS SONG I CANT-
I love you
@@Pep829 i love you too :,)
@@spaghetti_soup twu luv
@@spaghetti_soup you guys are acting like TRUCKS rn.
_the passion is more then i can withstand_
judging purely by the quality of the instrumental, this song is fucking fantastic.
with the lyrics it becomes a masterpiece.
spook I 999% agree.
Neil is amazing when it comes to composing
The band is called Lemon Demon, which is a bad name since it sounds more like they came from heaven.
My ancestors are watching me listen to this over and over and they are pissed
I sometimes imagine my ancestors, who fought in wars and got into traumatizing, near death situations daily to make life better for future generations, looking down at me with dissapointment, when they realise that their successor is a sexually confused teenager who unironically listens to a song about two trucks having sex every day on loop
You misspelled proud
Pissed cause they can't experience this first-hand
Next time there's a war this will be playing from the destroyers
Your two comments on this video have the exact same amount of likes
Edit: had
this feels like the most american you can get without guns
“Maniac cop”
Nothin more American than patriotic hardcore passionate gay truck sex
@Ryder from grove street i call them US americans
Someone make a cover of this song where the drums are replaced with gunshots, be the Tchaikovsky you want to see in the world
"my muscles involuntarily flex" implies neil is hosting a gun show
Imagine where Lemon Demon never saw a car crash involving two trucks, resulting in this song never existing whatsoever
Then we'd be living on Jupiter
NO!!!!
i got this on my spotify wrapped 2021 under "The song playing as you proclaim your love in the rain:"
how fitting
bro same, idk what algorithm made the connection but it’s not wrong
Yo nothing is better than getting the 69th like on this wonderful comment
Same thing for me
SAME LOL
SAME BUT THEY ARE SO RIGHR
American culture is mesmerizing.
Oh boy you should see our politics, its like screaming rabid dogs with rabies baking at a garbage fire
@@mickymi9 I love your description
@@mickymi9 so like politics everywhere else
THE FOUNDING FATHERS CRY (in pleasure)
@@toaster9922 Yes, except everyone has an absurd amount of power and wealth
I'm in a constant state of denial that this song actually exists.
are you at acceptnednce yet scine its a banger
@@braiinrotbaby it do be a banger, tho
That's me with the blue oyster cult song about floridaman
I once said to my friend
"You know the same dude who was singing on two trucks made some of gravity falls Music?"
And he replied with
"Man thats pretty cool actually"
@@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny wait he worked on the gravity falls soundtrack??? i mean I'm not surprised considering everything I know about both him and the show but also... what????
this music makes me groove but also feel melancholic which is funny because I tear up and then it gets preceded by "two trucks having sex"
When you're happy, you enjoy the music
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics
@@NightStrigiforme TFW my partner joined vc with me crying while playing this with a music bot on 😔✊
There’s something terrifying about standing in your backyard listening to music while your computer sits in the kitchen with your mom. Suddenly the music cuts out and your whole body fills with fear as your headphones play the disconnect sound effect. You know what this means, you race to the kitchen praying you’ll make it in time “TWO TRUCKS HA-“ your speakers scream as you frantically press the sound off button hoping your mom won’t be too concerned after hearing your “interesting” taste in music.
happens to the best of us 😔
Oh no
the sequel to your other comment from 6 months ago
this seems very specific
Too make sure this doesn’t happen I made my mom listen to this so they feel pain and not me
Objectives:
1. Steal your friend's phone
2. Make this their ringtone
3. Give it back
4. Wait for them to leave and/or go out in public with them.
5. Call them.
instructions unclear friend is on fire?
@@mishtox3833 there is no mistake. This was meant to be.
I did this.
I now have a chrome Silverado exhaust tip as an anal gauge.
Mission passed +Respect
That's the evilest thing I can imagine
I was having a mental breakdown and my brain just decided that this was a very fitting song to play In my head meanwhile.
It sometimes do be like that
@@alx0tl yea
Well this song legit makes me forget about cringy shit i've done so i can see my brain playing this to cheer me up while i was having a mental breakdown
two days ago, when i was in the bathroom and felt i'm starting to panic i got scared that i would have panic attack so i started to sing touch tone telephone in such a shaky voice because i didn't know how to distract myself 😭😭
😔😢two trucks💔🖕
One day this will be considered retro, and parents will be showing it their kids
welp it is now
"You want to hear some of the music I listen to as a kid?" *Blares Two Trucks*
two trucks who historians say were really close friends.
😳😳😳
Hamiltruck and lauroods
Michealangelo and his bf
@Retro Bruh haha zing
They were just roommates
America's national anthem sounds great
I'd honestly be more proud if it was
dragontatoes *BING, BING, BONG!*
I would pledge my allegiance to this song
this song is definitely the only correct way to find out about Lemon Demon
First song I heard from this guy, I don't regret it
My first experience was from a Mii Brawler combo video, song was Mask of my Own Face.
first song i heard from him and it's a fucking masterpiece
This is indeed a step up from Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
my friend told me about this song and here i am. i’ve never felt so uncomfortable
Jerma playing Freezeria while having this as bgm
huh
Imagine having this as your alarm at full volume. That's one way to motivate yourself to get up before the phone blurting "two trucks having"
Trust me it does
please that's such a good idea (although in the mornings any alarm literally hurts my brain so whatever it is i will turn it off in a millisecond)
oH MY GOD-
That's me
I would, but I'm underage and still live with my parents
This song was so popular they made trucks and sex into real things
Transformers hentai
@@siphonix924 oh no
@@siphonix924 n o
@@crazyhyena1406 y e s
@@idontknowhowtocookomelets6226 *Y E S*
It’s crazy this was 6 years ago, feels like today’s humor
neil truly was ahead of his time
ikr holy shit
It’s crazy this was 3 years ago and is still correct
@@znezhirtzlosettimeless humor
10 long years later and they still fucking
They must have a really good love life
bowie went in a really weird direction in the 2000's
Yeah, or David Byrne
I think David Byrne was always this weird
I think this would fit him quite well
What're you talking about this is obviously Ministry
@@somecitrus7561 this feels like something Al would sing in the With Sympathy era
Featuring fredie mercury
two trucks is a great song to use as your alarm so that you have to get up to turn it off before neil starts singing
HAHA YES
ʏᴇs-
Its even more ffective when you live with your parents
I've been in that EXACT situation too many times
You have exactly 20 seconds to get up or you will have some explaining to do to your parents
I can imagine someone listening to Cabinet Man or Touch-Tone Telephone and thinking "Huh, this is pretty good, I wonder what other songs this person has?"
this was me
at least they won’t find birdfucker or something
@@d3struct00 DON'T SAY IT OUT LOUD THEY WILL FIND IT
@@d3struct00 ahaha time to find that one
@@chaii2885 how was it?
I remember when i'd have an assignment that's way over due, i'd play this on loop while working to keep myself from crying
update: I have an assignment due, guess what i'm doing?
How well does it work?
@@SomeOne-vf1rs worked pretty well for the first few months i did it, after that it just stopped being as effective.
now that you’ve taken a break from it it should work again! :D
@@chaoscreature yeah i should test it again. guess who has an assignment due LMAO`
edit update: oh my god it works but better than before. i am typing at supersonic speeeeed
*Two vehicles created to carry large quantities of objects currently engaging in passionate love*
😀?
@@pogocat855 *a quantity of vehicles greater than one but less than three, which were produced in order to carry large amounts of items across a large stretch of land, are currently engaging in the act of passionate love.*
Why do I see you everywhere I go
@@wishaway.nightmare magic.
@@Tippex_Official I am literally subscribed to about a quarter of the people that you subscribe to.
"That girl is so pretty, I wonder what she's listening to!"
The girl:
Shit..... she has taste
weeaboo
@@kimmikat4205 bshehejs dssv8
I'd date that woman immediately if I were you-
Its me im girl 🙄‼️
I hate how much I like this song
I love how much I love it
I DONT LOL ! A FUCKING BANGER THIS IS !
Don't feel bad this song is an absolute banger.
@@pursuitofvictories5 yoda?
Bruh same I love this song but my parents would be disappointed in me
Okay I broke the audio on my device and I thought it was completely broken so I restarted it and went here and I'm going to tell you this is the most I've ever been happy to hear two trucks
i got new headphones and this is the first thing i listened to with it
my friend sent me this song saying “this is going to sound weird, but this video has big you energy” and i don’t know how to feel
Honored
congratulations, you have reached peak aesthetic
It means you are a god.
it means you are gay
Bruh Moment, you got a problem?
This song just unironically slams tbh
Just like the trucks.
damn i really cant escape homestucks huh
Tbh most if not all of neils songs slaps
god I wish trucks were real
@Drunk Doggy hehe.. wait what-
*poops a truck* here u go
Waiting for the woosh.
No price is too high
but trucks are rreal idiot haha
i have HORRID panic attacks on a daily basis where i feel like my heart's jumping out of my chest, i can't breathe and i'm about to throw up. whenever this happens i play this. the mere existence of this song gives my brain such shock i stop paying attention to the attack
"Two trucks having secks"
Me: Yeah whatever
"Two trucks holding hands"
Me: *gasps* BLASPHEMY
Unprotected hand holding at that
Remember kids always wear glove during hand-holding text yourself from all of the germs and potential sweat children
Also it is spelled sex
@@aydenrobertson2027 they were probably joking
*T H E C K S*
Okay but this song kinda slaps
Like unironically
‘kinda’ dude it’s a fuckin banger
@@onionbot2 truck banger
Kinda?
ofc
@@axolotl593 trucks bangin
and this didn't win a grammy?
this is beyond science
It wouldn't have been fair
Wait what now
i heard the ruby version of this so many times i can't listen to this or hear the title without an image of ruby appearing in my head
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS 💀💀💀
Two trucks, stating vows.
Two trucks, stating vows.
The union, the union,
as these machines espouse.
Two trucks, raising kids
Two trucks, raising kids
The feeling, the feeling,
Of raising a family
Two trucks, growing old
Two trucks, growing old
Their story, their story,
has finally been told.
Two trucks, in the ground,
Two trucks, in the ground,
Their children, their children,
All gather around
Best thread I've ever read
Best thread I've ever read
My eyes, my eyes
Have been unfathomable blessed
Can’t think, of lyrics
Can’t think, of lyrics
But this comment, this comment
Isreallygoodbutlikeisaidicantthinkoflyrics
imagine trying to have explained this to prince philip while he was on his death bed
he would have probably died the second you play it tho
i think u found out the reason he died...
''American made? I knew we should have fought harder to keep the colonies...''
@@xx_redrose_xx4458 why?
@@xx_redrose_xx4458 he was already dead when this comment was made
My parents were saying that they listening to a “super dirty” song but they didn’t tell me what it was, I secretly hope it was this.
Pee
Oh
Gee
If they do listened to this, then look no further, for your parents are a people of culture as well.
Why is a seven year old listening to a song called “two trucks” then?
@@Lethal_Spoon Because Portugal said so
Your parents just straight up said to you "hey sweetie, we listened to a super dirty song"?
I fucking love how he took two pillars of 'murican badassery - pickup trucks and sex - and just by combining them, drove the whole thing into total parody
It's like an alien trying to logically create the coolest song for the average american man by adding up all the freedom&power puzzle pieces at once
Only thing missing is for the trucks to pull out some guns and shoot a glass of whiskey dead from a mile away or smth
This song has more passion and eroticism than any other romance song I've ever heard on the radio.
It's true
yeah the passion is almost more than i can withstand
*two pick up trucks*
American made 🇺🇸
What radio are you listening to this is a serious question
When I wanna introdouce Lemon demon to my friends, THIS will be the first song ill send them.
my friend did the exact thing to me :D and here i am :D help :D
just did this exact thing, she hasn’t responded yet
This was the first Lemon Demon song my brother introduces to me lmao
my friend literally told me not to listen to two trucks first
This was the first song my friends had me listen to-
The first time I heard this song, I had a near-religious experience. I was in bed and tired, but I wanted to dance to it in some way. So, I flexed my arm-muscles to the beat of the music. Moments later, I heard Neil sing “my muscles involuntarily flex.” It was that moment that I realized, this wasn’t just any odd song. This was something more. *Much more.*
Ok
Amen
Damn 😔
the feels 😔
Deep 😔
This is, in fact, one of my favorite songs.
So it gets a spot in my favorites playlist, always makes me chuckle when it comes on. I’ll get a serious song, contemplating what life is all about, then this sneaks up behind it.
Thank u mr Neil Cicierega
"Please stand for the national anthem..."
*TWO TRUCKS-*
ok
Stolen af
@@lasagnamafia Sure thing
*HAVING ###*
so this is where i got the idea to make it
its sad that people ask hentai artists to make everything but this 😔
not hentai but many people have and its called transformers rule34
@@sock3963 is it pure truck? transformers are robot and truck not pure truck
They don't ask because already exist, and is really weird
@Kian M yes
Sorry to tell you, but it already exists. I’ve seen some shit
You can't lie, this song is actually a banger.
literally
@@themysteriousonec2306 💀
literally
why would I lie
@@themysteriousonec2306 sex time
i unironically want this to be played at my funeral