Its gonna be bittersweet because they'll for sure be jealous of the giant logs but they'll hide their jealousy by making fun of him having his dad break them up
I did that at a friend's house when I was 12. I tried to take care of it myself but my friends mom insisted she would take care of it. That turd was permanently wedged in there lol
What are they feeding that kid that he shits like a bear ? Also that means lil bob is shitting then calling in father to break up the madness and then wiping. Idk
I knew two brothers that use to call there mom into the bathroom to wipe there ass when they were done shitting and they were 7 and 9 at the time. Idk what became of them they moved but I’m guessing dead or in jail for something wild .
This is how parents embarrass their kids for life. One of Bobby’s friends kids is going to hear this and bring this to the lunch table and he’s going to have a baaaaaaad time.
my nephew is like 10, way too old that is fucked up i agree with shane lol but then again im not a dad and im sure theres worse things parents go through. Matt does say "its not outrageous" and he IS a a dad so im sure all of our dads have seen some shit they never want to think about again hahaha
He probably doesn't eat well(the kid) no way can u shit a turd that is so tough to flush. Plus I wouldn't be surprised if he eats bad. Since Bobby had issues with eating healthy... What a weird yet funny thing they do. The thing is Bobby is known so these kind of things can't be happening otherwise him and his son will get laughed at
Had a girlfriend once that dropped massive turds. One time she's all frantic after using the bathroom at my parents ands like Get me a coat hanger quick! I'm like why? and after she spits it out I go look and it was like looking at a big Russet potato in the toilet. Then she chopped it up with the bent up coat hanger. Need to add that she was only about 5'9" and 120-iish LBS.
Bobby is funny but his personality kinda sucks. When he said he got mad at people who worked at comedy clubs because they didn't know who he was says a lot.
I love how this behavior is always accepted in celebrities but if it were you and your kid or YOUR BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS kid, you'd be the creepiest person alive. There's a reason Bobby was the laughing stalk and now this, where he breaks up his kids shit..... no pun intended but Bobby is ass. Has been for awhile. Hasn't been funny since he even hung out with Patrice.
He’s learnt multiplication, time for him to learn how to divide
Shane is the only one with the appropriate amount of Catholic shame.
Notre dame taught him one thing at least
Than why does he talk of such disgusting things?
“Here’s the problem, right? We gotta find a way to make the poops smaller”
“You can’t change what it is dude. The kid throws heat!”
Gotta love Soder
This shit had me dying. “Hey dad I just discarded all my old food, make it flush” 😂
It's gonna be so funny when this kid is older and he watches this clip
His dad is Bobby Kelly, he may not have the self awareness to feel shame
This kids friends are gonna find this clip in abt 4 years and it’s gonna be brutal for him 💀
Dudes got a year,maybe 2 before it hits the school.
Its gonna be bittersweet because they'll for sure be jealous of the giant logs but they'll hide their jealousy by making fun of him having his dad break them up
Butt Dogg Bobby
😂
That’s what we call you dude
I love Matt's reaction
nothing beats Matt's giggle feet
This is one of the funniest/craziest stories I’ve ever heard… I feel like they invented the crying laughing emoji just for this 😂
There's a whole poop knife community. UA-cam, reddit, apparently it's a thing.
Dans reaction to bobbys confirmation was priceless
Starbucks venti cup is crazy
10 is old enough to handle your own shit.
McCusker is trying so hard to give Bawby a fucking out, it's almost sweet. But Shane's right. This is fucking madness.
This is insane
I know right?! I can’t stop crying laughing
If I was Shane I'd have blocked Bobby on every platform possible for coming out with this disgusting shit.
I’m not surprised, bob kelly is the classic case of, guy that grew up fucked up and now over loves his only child as compensation
They've never heard of the "poop knife" community.
“You’re Joe Jackson’ing your sons shit” might be the best thing I ever heard
" hey man, cut the shit, alright"
The lad needs to learn how to chew his food
Kid eats like a pelican 😂
get more meat in his diet there aint no reason for that much to be passing through his digestion
That Joe Jackson line was epic
I still binge watch the speed of light. It is one of my favourites.
this might be the greatest moment in podcasting history, holy shit
This long of a discussion about an issue I’ve never even knew existed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Patrice is enjoying this.
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHH FUUKING BOBBY !!!! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Im fucking dying 😂😂😂
Just when you thought wire coat hangers couldn't be any funnier
Put it in the scrapbook. 😂😂😂
Bobby is hilarious
That’s outrageous
This is where the term "cut the shit" comes from
This kid is gonna get bullied mercilessly for this
pooptergeist
Tag team sh!t$ 😂
One time my cousin took such a huge shit at my grandpas house that he made her get a clothes hanger and cut it up. One of our favorite family stories.
😂😂😂😂
The photo of the shit was quite impressive though. When I was watching the pod this had me dying for a good 15 mins.
Years of Bobby playing Fruit Ninja finally has its pay off
Someone should buy Bobby a massive whisk
I thought I was only one who uses a stick to break up giant shits
6:26 shane is like the math professor in good will hunting. The whole world suffers if this kid doesn't utilize his talents
Wait til ol' billy blue balls gets to hear about this.
I guess a lot of people haven't heard the "poop knife" story lol
Shart Tank ™️
this was the first youtube episode in a while that was patreon-quality
I heard about Bobby’s kid’s turds on TikTok and needed more information. Lord Jesus, this is insane.
Soder with the voice of a tugboat
He should get an immersion blender for that job.
When you & your kid talk using 'bro'; it's time to let the kid cut the poops
I thought everyone had a poop knife by the toilet 🚽 💩 🔪
Poop knife ™️
I’m laughing and gagging and making strange crying sounds 😂😂😂😂😂
I did that at a friend's house when I was 12. I tried to take care of it myself but my friends mom insisted she would take care of it. That turd was permanently wedged in there lol
fuckin yikes dude
How did she even see it?!
The war is over
Shane looks like Mac from Mac and me.look up the movie.
But what does he do with the hanger when "not in use"
Roast marshmellows
This sounds like the perfect job for a poop knife
What are they feeding that kid that he shits like a bear ? Also that means lil bob is shitting then calling in father to break up the madness and then wiping. Idk
It’s called a poopknife Shane…get it right
I've had to putty knife poo before so what , oh but my dad didn't fix it.
"the pod hasn't been good this year"
That boy is not well
That Andre the giant voice guy ruins every single podcast he has ever been on
I knew two brothers that use to call there mom into the bathroom to wipe there ass when they were done shitting and they were 7 and 9 at the time. Idk what became of them they moved but I’m guessing dead or in jail for something wild .
Ive always wanted to like Bobby Kelly but its stories like this that stop me.
Stories like this made me go from NOT liking him to loving him!! ❤
Theres a reason some of these guys don't get big.
They don't have a family poop knife?
He needs a poop knife. Opie talked about them and we laughed...then I saw one in the wild. A broken kitchen knife for chopping turds
Custom toilet problem solved. Bobby has the money. Stop with the poop stick for the love of god.
What’s the damn kid eat
Straight protein dumps 😂
This is how parents embarrass their kids for life.
One of Bobby’s friends kids is going to hear this and bring this to the lunch table and he’s going to have a baaaaaaad time.
Not a fan of the frumpy music in the back
Half on shore, coast to coast.
my nephew is like 10, way too old that is fucked up i agree with shane lol but then again im not a dad and im sure theres worse things parents go through. Matt does say
"its not outrageous" and he IS a a dad so im sure all of our dads have seen some shit they never want to think about again hahaha
ikr, it's crazy how unmoved parents are by this shit (pun intended)
He probably doesn't eat well(the kid) no way can u shit a turd that is so tough to flush. Plus I wouldn't be surprised if he eats bad. Since Bobby had issues with eating healthy... What a weird yet funny thing they do. The thing is Bobby is known so these kind of things can't be happening otherwise him and his son will get laughed at
I feel this is a PA to me because my grandma had to do that for me when I was a kid 😂😂😂😂
Had a girlfriend once that dropped massive turds. One time she's all frantic after using the bathroom at my parents ands like Get me a coat hanger quick! I'm like why? and after she spits it out I go look and it was like looking at a big Russet potato in the toilet. Then she chopped it up with the bent up coat hanger. Need to add that she was only about 5'9" and 120-iish LBS.
Bob has father issues so he coddles his son to make up for it. But it’s fucked up tho
Not Dan is almost to the point of unlistenable
Lot of interruptions lately 🤦♂️
Bobby is funny but his personality kinda sucks. When he said he got mad at people who worked at comedy clubs because they didn't know who he was says a lot.
I love how this behavior is always accepted in celebrities but if it were you and your kid or YOUR BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS kid, you'd be the creepiest person alive.
There's a reason Bobby was the laughing stalk and now this, where he breaks up his kids shit..... no pun intended but Bobby is ass. Has been for awhile. Hasn't been funny since he even hung out with Patrice.
As a mother of a 10 yr old boy.... this is my everyday life 😂 Kid shits like no other 😂😂😂
nah no way its time for them to learn
You know what, dude, your kid drops some massive logs, and you grab the shit spoon duuuude
every kid does this. My daughter had destructive logs when she was 4.
Oh my God, can that guy interrupt Shane anymore than he already has please
Damn dude Dan loves hearing himself talk. Dude won’t stop talkin
A radio guy that talks a lot? What a strange concept
@@T_D_B_ yeah dude that’s what I’m saying. You got it. Also smd
Shane is the only funny one