Anything that gray says that is weird that immediately becomes normal and anything normal gray says is immediately wrong and you know somethings about to go bad
I am kinda shocked at this point that the Dragon hasn’t gotten a Restraining order against Gray >.> that or it simply didn’t have enough Zeros for him to care!
Ride of the valkyries worked so well. The crates looked as though they were in line, standing to attention. Gray: Things are about to get crazy! Yes. Because prior to that point, your entire UA-cam existence had been totally calm and based soley on reality. I simply can't imagine how you would do crazy.
I won't doubt at this point whenever the Endermen and Enderdragon see Gray enter the end they just say in a bored tone: "Gee, what has Gray brought this time?"
Wait but grays son is Reginald oh my god and the father of Satan is god Grey’s son:Reginald Father of Satan:god Reginald:Satan Grey:god Oh my god what have we stumbled upon
It all makes sense now games like the Sims and people playground are worlds gray has to use his godly power to tourter others and when he plays games like Minecraft and my summer car and city building games he turns into his human form losing all of his power but is immortal
“Roses are red Violets are blue Just like with Reginald with lava I wanna be inside you.” Edit: I now realize I need to clarify that this isn’t directed towards Gray…. I hate the UA-cam community…
State farm: hear that? That sounds like surprisingly great rates! Me: that sounded more like my cat's indigestion to me, I dunno what you're talking about (Note that this came from the dark part of my head, my cat is luckily fine, please don't lynch me XD)
I love graystillplays minecraft videos cuz its literally modded minecraft with hacks and mods cuz of the rainbow ore and the hacked fishing rod and the super rainbow tree. He also cuts his death scenes when he dieds with the error screen like the anvil one
Reginald: you would never leave me right father. Gray: of course not Reginald *5 seconds later gray traps Reginald In the ground and does not even care* Reginald: dad what the fu
“I see the player you mean.” “GrayStillSlays?” “Yeah he bought the Earth and is bludgeoning people to death.” “What happened to Reginald?” “He forced me to reincarnate him into a chest but then gave him a new stage name.” “And the chicken?” “wait… this makes no sense.” “It NEVER DID.”
When will reginald become the only god in minecraft? C'mon I wanna see reginald kill even the Wither storm (look up wither storm if you don't know what it is)
Day 1 of telling gray that the end portal is actually indestructible, meaning that it can’t be broken until he sees the one of same of the many comments I am making.
“I have a chicken and a total lack of empathy” PLEASE MAKE THAT A SHIRT 😂
Lol
LMAO
I’Ll TaKe yOuR eNtIrE sToCk
Would buy that for all my empathy and all my chickens!
I've decided to make that line my new battle cry, lol
Gray is such a good pet owner. Just see how well he treats Reginald.
You can't always give your pets everything they want, Otherwise Reginald will be asking for lava every day.
Reginald is a good chicken
Pff u call Reginald a pet. How dare you
You again?
That’s his son not a mere pet
Stand User: Gray
Stand: More Zeros
Stand ability: The ability to create and amplify utter chaos
So it’s the same type of stand as star platinum
Thank you for this
gray is both the stand user and the stand
I do not regret reading this at all
Im guessing secret character from jojo?!
It’s so wholesome that gray and Reginald have a great father/son relationship
“BLUDGEON PEOPLE TO DEATH WITH YOUR MONEY… it’s Minecraft.”
Makes sense.
If it's Gray, it makes sense
Anything that gray says that is weird that immediately becomes normal and anything normal gray says is immediately wrong and you know somethings about to go bad
𝕀 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟 𝕘𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕤
Broke: Eat the rich
Woke: Distribute the wealth
Bespoke: Take the rich's wealth and bludgeon them with it.
Fax, the bottom best though
I am kinda shocked at this point that the Dragon hasn’t gotten a Restraining order against Gray >.> that or it simply didn’t have enough Zeros for him to care!
maybe the dragon did get a restraining order, but gray chose to ignore it
@@kitticusthemighty5301 The chest ate the retraining order......
What if Gray added zeros to the dragon?
@@tachyon8317 I am counting on it!!!! ✌️😁
Could also be becuz there isnt a single person there willing to help deal with gray
Not gonna lie, Gray adding zeroes until chests = mimics was not what I was expecting.
So we got Grey as the president, Reginald as the director of HR and the Floyd’s are the staff members with Bob providing the transport.
This sims are acters
Grey: *gets every good effect*
Also grey: *immediately afterwards gets every bad effect.*
Spleens emoji?
Ender Dragon: "What in the holy hell did you bring into my realm?!"
Gray: all the zeros
Ender dragon:WHAT THE F%C@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:40
My mom when she sees my "homework" folder
Roses are red,
The Brits like tea.
Gray has a chicken,
And a total lack of empathy.
I read this when he said that
Make that a shirt.
yep
@@THEphoneyyes make one
“Is that a chicken riding a chicken?!” That got me so hard
Which hard O_o
When is Reginald getting his upgrades?
No clue.
Right
Oh get there when he gets there
Soon.
You fool. You cannot upgrade perfection.
"I've got a chicken and a lack of empathy" GreyStillPlays 2021
I love how gray doesn't open doors, he just breaks them with a sword made out of netherite
Honestly
Honestly
ONLY PLEBS OPEN A DOOR
Honestly
Honestly
i just love that every single one of Gray's videos is just pure chaos
"Servay says, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
This concludes today's episode of AAAAAAA
Ride of the valkyries worked so well. The crates looked as though they were in line, standing to attention.
Gray: Things are about to get crazy!
Yes. Because prior to that point, your entire UA-cam existence had been totally calm and based soley on reality. I simply can't imagine how you would do crazy.
Gray: "I'm sure if i stand here i'll be fine. What are the chances of--"
The Gods: "They're now 100%!!!"
Me: i can like those odds
Not enough zeroes!
There's no such thing as gods there's only one God
try more like the chances are F$*Kd mr gray
@@isheeddie392 and its gray
15:34 No one's going to talk about "Wolf didn't want to live in the same world as Ender Dragon"? Lol
"This is the only day I don't need carbs....
I feel dirty."
Me whenever I don't eat the bread infront of me
Me whenever i poop backwards
@@justmonika..9928 crap just went from 0 to 100 real frickin quick
@@aidanmm8259 literally
@@justmonika..9928 uhh
Once I went to a party and there was a whole tray just of bread products and someone there was lactose-intolerant and they put it away like wtf
I'm still waiting for Gray to beat the Ender Dragon with squids or fishes, with a lot more zeros !
"Alright, no cats this time."
Gray immediately regrets saying that
I won't doubt at this point whenever the Endermen and Enderdragon see Gray enter the end they just say in a bored tone: "Gee, what has Gray brought this time?"
“I am gray, father of satan and I hereby curse this land”
-Gray to the Villagers
Wait but grays son is Reginald oh my god and the father of Satan is god
Grey’s son:Reginald
Father of Satan:god
Reginald:Satan
Grey:god
Oh my god what have we stumbled upon
@@Paper_council NANI
Reginald is Satan? Dude!
It all makes sense now games like the Sims and people playground are worlds gray has to use his godly power to tourter others and when he plays games like Minecraft and my summer car and city building games he turns into his human form losing all of his power but is immortal
@@Paper_council wait so is reginald older than gray
I liked the reference "the cake is a lie" from the portal games
Nobody:
Gray: Look at my horse, my horse is amazing!
Give it a lick
@@rileycortez4508 mm tastes just like raisins
I've a stroke of its mane.
I mean, it IS a magnificent horse after all
@@Ametys007 it turns into a plane
10:10: exists
Simply Piano: Allow me to introduce myself
"If I stand right here what are the chances of - "
This must be the thought process of every floridaman ever
"I have a chicken and a total lack of empathy!" I think I'm going to make this my new battle cry, lol
"Heres some string, reginald. Dont choke on it."
*turns back and hears chicken death noise*
Hello fellow furry
@@autisticgamer24 Hello.
@@autisticgamer24 yay
Gray is like a button presser. Caused by sadness, Florida, and Cancer.
The buttons on Satan are pressed by Gray every sec!
“I have a chicken and a total lack of empathy”
Can we get this on a t shirt
1:10 best parenting skills ever
Ah yes, my daily dose of masochism.
Very true 😊
Gray's*
Very much True
Hello everyone this is YOUR daily dose of masochism.
I'm just waiting for the day Reginald gets all the Zero's
gray: a rainbow lucky blo-
ad: *P R I D E M O N T H B A B Y*
Sometimes, ads can get heir timings perfect.
You gotta love gray just punching the doors down instead of opening them
Gray: Put the chests away so they don’t destroy the portal
Me: When is he going to realize that the portal can’t be broken
Only the obsibin can't be broken but the portal itself can be
Mushrooms. Am i a joke to you?
@@BranBronzebeard701 he's talking about the end portal. And obsidian can be broken
@@jashirei7581 not by a fireball or something like that only mushrooms a weither or a player
@@jashirei7581 oh and since it's a mod the chests might be able to break the end portal
Anyone else notice how gray always changes the thumbnail or name of the video after a few hours of it being out?
“Roses are red
Violets are blue
Just like with Reginald with lava
I wanna be inside you.”
Edit: I now realize I need to clarify that this isn’t directed towards Gray…. I hate the UA-cam community…
what the hell
R/holup
...what?
@@antssr_9106 you heard him.
;-;
State farm: hear that? That sounds like surprisingly great rates!
Me: that sounded more like my cat's indigestion to me, I dunno what you're talking about
(Note that this came from the dark part of my head, my cat is luckily fine, please don't lynch me XD)
Gray has finally paid for his hubris. Multiple times actually.
He pays basically every episode really
One day reginal shall grow and rule the Minecraft universe with gray as father and son
As if you could trick me into thinking that Gray wasn’t a god.
But he is not a God God is inferior I am atheist so I’m saying this out of my own beliefs not to make anyone mad
@@Draconianreaper It was figurative, not for real, lol
"I love fire! You've met my chicken haven't you?" And Needs to be a shirt asap!!!
The first stage chest is cute… until you see the blood of his enemy’s in his eyes.
4:34 And that's when he thought that putting more zeroes would destroy ALL OF HIS SANITY
8:30 "i'm pretty sure if i stay here it should be fine..."
*died from the anvil
What are the chance of ...
Gary is such a good pet owner. Just see how well he treats Reginald.
This is THEE MOST fitting use of ride of the Valkyries ever.
16:11, “I’m going to let the chests have their way with her” put that in a gray out of context
Why do I feel like Grays skin has more red markings every time he plays Minecraft?
That's not a feeling, that is actualy true
The blood of the innocent doesn't just go away after all :3
its his blood from every death soon he will be the blood god and rule over the land
@@tman2132 FOR KHORNE!
@@tman2132, Techno vs Gray for the title of Blood God. Who wins?
I love graystillplays minecraft videos cuz its literally modded minecraft with hacks and mods cuz of the rainbow ore and the hacked fishing rod and the super rainbow tree. He also cuts his death scenes when he dieds with the error screen like the anvil one
Reginald: you would never leave me right father. Gray: of course not Reginald *5 seconds later gray traps Reginald In the ground and does not even care* Reginald: dad what the fu
Just the title makes me wonder, why does gray need more money than god, when his masochism is plenty enough to get what he wants?
'Cause he's Gray
I like how gray keeps torturing the iron golem in his thumbnails
"what the holy hell happened here?"
you happened, Gray
“I’m pretty sure if I just stand right here I should be fine I mean what are the chances of-“ - graystillplays
This particular florida man is to powerful to be kept alive
It's treason then
I like how gray expresses his Minecraft player damage by making really painful sounds lol
"The answer to everything is more money" sounds like my rich friend that 'gives' me his money
Wow, this is the first episode where Gray hasn't consumed any carbs
I laughed way too hard at "stop eating the flowers
Hats off to the modder who comes up with these things for Gray.
8:32
Gray: I'm pretty sure I should be fine I mean what are the chanc- *gets crushed by anvil*
Me: HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
And that's when he realized he screwed up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
“Bring it on I’ve got a chicken and a total lack of empathy.” That is the best thing I have ever heard
“I see the player you mean.”
“GrayStillSlays?”
“Yeah he bought the Earth and is bludgeoning people to death.”
“What happened to Reginald?”
“He forced me to reincarnate him into a chest but then gave him a new stage name.”
“And the chicken?”
“wait… this makes no sense.”
“It NEVER DID.”
I like how reginald to me is like the dad that raised gray and is now completely devoid of life because of gray.
oh i finally have a use in life
to vomit blocks that
give random items,
cool.
"I'm not going to move this time, what are the chances of an anvil landing on me. ☠️" 😂 that was amazing!
Can we just take a moment to bask in the glory that is our daily dose of Gray 🙌🏻🙌🏻
No we should actually probably keep running before we get stomped on by those chests
This is my favorite series on YT right now
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Gray:FUUUUUUUUUUU
Minecraft has always been normal but gray makes it way to funny
We all know Gray is satan in disguise
That is an insult to Grey Gray cannot be compared to Satan Satan is weak
Yes like gray is onaga and Satan is Shaw Kahn
Edit:if you don't know who onaga is look it up
"Oh God In Heaven No!!!" Just your average GrayStillPlays video. Cheers Gray!
When will reginald become the only god in minecraft? C'mon I wanna see reginald kill even the Wither storm (look up wither storm if you don't know what it is)
Who doesn’t know the wither storm?
@@captaintoad5421 people who don't play any minecraft games
I love when he makes random "By the Power of Greyskull" references 😂😂😂
I watched this video with absolutely no idea what was happening
Which is exactly what I wanted
Next video idea: “I tried to beat minecraft with all my mods and this happened”
Day 1 of telling gray that the end portal is actually indestructible, meaning that it can’t be broken until he sees the one of same of the many comments I am making.
how many days has it been?
None lol
My favorite gray quote: “I’ve got a chicken and a total lack of empathy”. Oh and “I love fire, have you met my chicken?”
The second I saw a chest with eyes made me realize this was gonna be a good video
3:36 "Where did I leave my gigantic-oh, there it is."
Minecraft: *GrayStillSlays has joined the world*
The Villagers: 0:59
"Wolf fell out of the earth."
Makes perfect sense in context.
“His name is Floyd” My boi George got reincarnated as a chest
First thing I thought to dude 😂… I’m totally going to hell. dose it make it worse that I live in Minnesota?
@@Kaden_Smith bruh I thought the same thing though
Can we keep Floyd on the channel from now on please. He's so adorable.
The chests name isn’t actually Floyd, he just had to change his name so the police don’t find him after “the incident.”
I like how gray literally started minding the door instead of opening it.😂😂😂😂
Imagine Grey in an smp-
_Like the Dream SMP._
_Oh gods_
13:57 Grays Brain Just Stoped Working
Gray have you tried adding more zeros to beds and try to beat the ended dragon with it
The Minecraft gods comedic timing is amazing
I am proud to be among the viewers that clicked immediately.
Also petition to buff Reginald.
*"I've got a chicken and a total lack of empathy"*
I loved that line
I wonder when he'll upgrade reginald to godhood
He’ll have to do it soon.