In another video on this channel, Tom told a scammer that they lie so much, they don’t even realize how bad they are at it. That’s basically scammers summed up.
Tom, Thanks for loving my comment. I have a question. I’ve been trying to look it up, but it is one of those technical things that is hard to find. Okay, when a phone makes connection to a computer via phone call, there is that telltale “bwoop” noise. In technical terms, what causes this? Also, I’d like to add some suggestions to do things a bit different for the IRS scam. Try telling them that you do have a criminal defense attorney on retainer, and his law firm is on call 24/7. Then, tell them that you are willing to settle the matter inside the “coat house,” because you believe you can win the case. Tell them that you have copies of all your tax records, and by that your CPA can appear in court as a witness for you. Explain that in America, it takes all 12 jurors to convict a person as guilty. Also, in America, nearly everyone hates the IRS. Therefore, it is basically a guarantee that the prosecution will lose the case. In turn, after you win your case, you plan on counter-suing the IRS for $100,000 for punitive damages and inciting a false arrest. Then, ask the caller how much longer they will be at work. (They will almost certainly say more than 30-40 minutes.) Then, tell them that you will be home all day, and that they have your number. So, tell them to call you back in an hour and a half (AFTER the time that the police are supposed to arrest you). If they don’t call you back at that time, call them and ask them why the cops didn’t show up.
I absolutely lost it when you broke the fourth wall and started talking about the scammer with him listening and he was trying to keep that "customer service" going. LOL. Gold.
I loved how your character would look at the camera and explain what the scammer was doing, what he wanted you to do and what his end motive was, while he was on the phone listening to you speak. You good sir are very talented.
I found your channel a month or so ago and love it. Then today I received a cold call from an IRS scammer saying the same Texas story you show on so many videos. Wow. Thanks for all you do!
That was a good one ! Shows how bizarre these scammers are ... If people watching wonder why they don't just hang up when their caught.. its because they will flag a recording if they hang up on a "customer" and their boss may listen to it . They only hang up as a last resort . At lest that's the way it works at a lot of call centres, legit and scam .
They ignore the questions you ask and I love the way that you go off on a tangent and ignore what they say. Also, they way that you are explaining what they are doing so they can hear you, it must have so frustrated him. So funny when he went into "you are harassing me" mode. This is a brilliant vid. Regards
It really sickens me when they keep parroting "This is a recorded line," "This is a recorded line." Why do the scammers think that line is supposed to scare us?
But look at the logic: they use "this is a recorded call" as a threat, but it doesn't stop them from being vulgar and abusive on that same recorded line.
omg! He sounds like he's in second grade! Is he kidding with that accent? How could you keep from bursting out laughing?? He's sick with disappointment! Laughing at him is the best! And picking on his English is the best!!
The scambaiter's 3rd person dialog with the youtubers at 12:28, then we see that he wasn't muted and the scammer heard it all - and STILL didn't get it - BRILLIANT!!! It breaks a new barrier in the "who's bullshitting who" surrealism of these scammer vs. scambaiter calls.
LOL I told them I didn't want to be infected with any of their bacteria that would make my computer sick. "This software might have syphilis!!!" HAHAHAHA
It is SO hard not to laugh when these liars say, "Don't worry. I will guide you to update your software." That's when you have to start worrying! When you started talking to us about this being a scam and so on, most of these losers would have hung up. This video just shows that this fool didn't listen to a word you said. It was hilarious when he broke into the IRS/SSN scam threat and you just kept laughing at him. You killed him with kindness. I used to live about two blocks from the police station. I wish I would have had gotten one of these calls then. Actually, it might be worth saying anyway, since they have no idea. Then you could ask why they are taking so long to get to your place and should you walk over and get them!
OMG this was so hilarious, now you're arresting him, priceless!!! I got to say you're pretty amazing at this, you have me laughing my ass off, love watching your videos, keep it up buddy, Cheers...👍
By his reasoning, I'm an idiot about a dozen times a day. I think he'll go back to being a dhobi. Doing laundry never landed anyone in jail. Great video; now I can look forward to Friday too!
Nice job....ALL NEW & FRESH PAPPA MONKEY! I've never seen a 'waste their time' scambaiter take an easy but obvious effective approach like this. This was entertaining. Thank you for the new material and character.
Pappamonkey 🐒 for president 💯 Another awesome video. I loved how you were explaining to the fans how he was trying to scam you in the middle of talking with him LMAO. That shit had me dying laughing
This scammer needs to look up the word "idiot"...or look in the mirror. Excellent and unusual take on 'baiting....good job!! Can't believe this fool stayed online for so long...they usually swear and hang up once the scam word is mentioned. Good to hear your real voice too...Diana can be a bit squeaky on the ears sometimes.
ROTFL. That was the best and I am an idiot too, in fact your Subs are all idiots as well lol. This video is a classic, and that scammer was the biggest idiot you have ever spoken to. lol. Brilliant video pappamonkey and that gave me a huge Friday laugh. Love the new character he sure knows how to keep his cool. Thank you so much for posting.
Great work Tom, that one has to be in the top 10 weirdest scammers call. I commend you for being able to keep your cool. Still love my Lalalalala. Hugs from Down Under.
It very funny how he say he is from NYC I just had a call on Friday and they ask me where im calling from and I said NYC. And told them im posting their number on facebook.. I guess they paying NYC because of me lol.
This guy is ridiculous!!! I had a credit card scammer call me at work the other day, I tried telling him he called the police department! He kept saying, “Are you kidding me?” Too bad it’s a recorded line but lucky for him!!
"I don't have time to stick with idiot person" --- hmm, takes one to know one. Great video, as usuall, pappamonkey, and makes Friday 13th easier to take!
lmao. thank you Pappamonkey. i needed this after no sleep for over 24 hrs work and having to wait over an hour to finish up my business with the credit union after work. i guess i am an idiot as well. this whole time i had this all wrong. i think i lost all my IQ points listening to him. have a fantastic weekend.
• 0:11 - Yeah, I bet the scammers think you are a knob-head. 😛 • 6:30 - Syphilitic software. 😂 That almost sounds like a real company name. 🤔 • 11:38 - Wait, he can actually hear your asides to us? 🤨 OMG, that's pure gold! 🤣 • 19:28 - Scammer logic. 🙄 • 21:19 - He couldn't even name a couple of Hindi dialects? 🤦 • 21:58 - Definitely. Congrats on 10K+ subs. It's about time. I'm sure you'll start to gain traction and blow up. 👍
I just bought my first laptop. Now even 2 hours has passed and i got this scammer call. I ask them can you upgrade my Atari 2600. They were clueless. I told them my name was danny.
Glad to see you are back to making Friday videos. Though the new models are an interesting choice! The Village People mustache is a nice touch I like his logic. Because you won't fall for the scam you are an idiot .....
In another video on this channel, Tom told a scammer that they lie so much, they don’t even realize how bad they are at it.
That’s basically scammers summed up.
Tom,
Thanks for loving my comment. I have a question. I’ve been trying to look it up, but it is one of those technical things that is hard to find.
Okay, when a phone makes connection to a computer via phone call, there is that telltale “bwoop” noise. In technical terms, what causes this?
Also, I’d like to add some suggestions to do things a bit different for the IRS scam. Try telling them that you do have a criminal defense attorney on retainer, and his law firm is on call 24/7.
Then, tell them that you are willing to settle the matter inside the “coat house,” because you believe you can win the case. Tell them that you have copies of all your tax records, and by that your CPA can appear in court as a witness for you. Explain that in America, it takes all 12 jurors to convict a person as guilty. Also, in America, nearly everyone hates the IRS. Therefore, it is basically a guarantee that the prosecution will lose the case.
In turn, after you win your case, you plan on counter-suing the IRS for $100,000 for punitive damages and inciting a false arrest.
Then, ask the caller how much longer they will be at work. (They will almost certainly say more than 30-40 minutes.) Then, tell them that you will be home all day, and that they have your number. So, tell them to call you back in an hour and a half (AFTER the time that the police are supposed to arrest you). If they don’t call you back at that time, call them and ask them why the cops didn’t show up.
I absolutely lost it when you broke the fourth wall and started talking about the scammer with him listening and he was trying to keep that "customer service" going.
LOL. Gold.
Thank you laura. Glad you enjoyed. :)
Yes, hilarious!!!
Having scammers go off their script is like Kryptonite to them. Great video!
Thank you Mike. Glad you enjoyed. :)
Love the new thing - talking to the audience
Glad you enjoyed :)
Breaking the 4th wall while the scammer listens is priceless. Many tears of laughter over this one.
I loved how your character would look at the camera and explain what the scammer was doing, what he wanted you to do and what his end motive was, while he was on the phone listening to you speak. You good sir are very talented.
Thank you Abby. Glad you enjoyed. :)
I found your channel a month or so ago and love it. Then today I received a cold call from an IRS scammer saying the same Texas story you show on so many videos. Wow. Thanks for all you do!
Thank you Barbara. :) IRS...I love calling them.
you mean social security scam. They're the one with the abandoned Toyota Corolla full of drugs on the border of Texas....LOL!!!
One your best ones. Took him off script, flustered him and reduced him to name calling.
Glad you enjoyed :)
When they start the name calling then they know they have been beaten!!
Haha, good one papa. These people think everyone is so stupid, and it's funny how the police response time is always 30-40 minutes, no matter the scam
You're right. always longer then the time they'll be on the phone :)
That's only because the police sit at the very same desk as the scammer!
If they police can be at my house in 30 minutes, I'll ask that they bring a pizza with them.
Google IS slow sometimes. I use Firefox too!!!
@@pappamonkey than
This is a refreshingly different angle to use where you address the audience with the scammer listening. I love it.
The way the scammer says " oohkaey oohkaey" is hilarious! Great call to the scammer 'eeediots'. ♥️🐵
PPMonkey on Friday, what a treat! Your scammer had a mouthful of MUSH!
agreed sounded like he had food in mouth.
Sounds like a crap salesman with a mouthful of samples.
Lmaoo
That one was just bonkers, enjoyed it so much 👍👏
Thank you Lydia. Glad you enjoyed. :)
I agree. 👏👏👏
I love the 3rd person! So awesome! Keep doing that! Just like Dead Pool....
Glad you enjoyed :)
That was a good one ! Shows how bizarre these scammers are ... If people watching wonder why they don't just hang up when their caught.. its because they will flag a recording if they hang up on a "customer" and their boss may listen to it . They only hang up as a last resort . At lest that's the way it works at a lot of call centres, legit and scam .
so they have to put up with me :)
He actually takes time to address us during the convo 😂
yeah, you guys are who is important :)
Loving the new character !!! One time!!! 🤣😂🤣
Like children and their tantrums
🤣😂🤣😂
ehheh, he was...name calling :)
This was very entertaining... both the dialogue and the animation
Much appreciated DavyBoy. Thank you. :)
@@pappamonkey : Should we start selling _"I am an idiot"_ t-shirts??
They ignore the questions you ask and I love the way that you go off on a tangent and ignore what they say. Also, they way that you are explaining what they are doing so they can hear you, it must have so frustrated him. So funny when he went into "you are harassing me" mode. This is a brilliant vid. Regards
Thank you Kitti. Glad you enjoyed. :)
Pappamonkey - don't despair. All you need to do is install a syphilis wall on your computer, or purchase anti-syphilis software.
ehheh , good one :)
I’m a level 9 technician and I can help u with that 😇
April Rose 🤣🤣
I like the blinking eyes behind the scammer. lol. Great animation!
Thank you A Co. Glad you enjoyed. :)
A Co---That is the scammer's boss spying on him!!!!!😆
A Co---That is the scammer's boss spying on him!!!!!😆
The Tazzman hahaha
I am liking the new look of you, pappamonkey. Carry on destroying those heartless scammer..
Yes good work
will do, thanks :)
It really sickens me when they keep parroting "This is a recorded line," "This is a recorded line." Why do the scammers think that line is supposed to scare us?
I believe that is what they think.
I am always amused at the things they think will intimidate us - unbelievable
Yes because that way you’ll think they might use it against you if this was legit
But look at the logic: they use "this is a recorded call" as a threat, but it doesn't stop them from being vulgar and abusive on that same recorded line.
What would they do If someone told them to play the recording back then
Wow he was so hard to understand!! Hysterical, pappamonkey!!
sounded like he had a mouthful :)
omg! He sounds like he's in second grade! Is he kidding with that accent? How could you keep from bursting out laughing?? He's sick with disappointment! Laughing at him is the best! And picking on his English is the best!!
laughing at them makes them mad, and makes me laugh more....which makes them madder :)
Dammit Papa, I must be an idiot. Thanks for the Friday afternoon laugh!
glad to hear that cartbuilder :)
Twisted Tuesday ….and a freaky Friday !!!!! Thanks papa !!!!
Thank you kenny. :)
"This software might have syphilis" LOL
The scambaiter's 3rd person dialog with the youtubers at 12:28, then we see that he wasn't muted and the scammer heard it all - and STILL didn't get it - BRILLIANT!!! It breaks a new barrier in the "who's bullshitting who" surrealism of these scammer vs. scambaiter calls.
"I'll never force you, I'll just be guiding you"...I bet he's used this line in his romantic life many times.
Oh Pappa, I’ve been so ready for a change of script. THANK YOU!
Glad you enjoyed :)
LOL I told them I didn't want to be infected with any of their bacteria that would make my computer sick. "This software might have syphilis!!!" HAHAHAHA
my computer is still clean :)
Just started watching pappamon and its great! I love the narration of what the scammer is doing and his motives.
Scammer: "I as in Indiana"
PapaMonkey: "I as in India..."
Scammer: " Yes..."
I give them clues...they fly by :)
Lol
@@pappamonkey yes they fly by and that's what makes the calls even more funny!
This video is my favorite so far.. I love when you tell us what is happening and he's on the line listening.. that made me laugh out loud!
Syphilis???? My computer might get syphilis!!! Priceless scam baiting Pappamonkey!!! The narration to the viewers is a nice touch too.
Thank you Mike. Glad you enjoyed. :)
It is SO hard not to laugh when these liars say, "Don't worry. I will guide you to update your software."
That's when you have to start worrying!
When you started talking to us about this being a scam and so on, most of these losers would have hung up. This video just shows that this fool didn't listen to a word you said. It was hilarious when he broke into the IRS/SSN scam threat and you just kept laughing at him. You killed him with kindness.
I used to live about two blocks from the police station. I wish I would have had gotten one of these calls then. Actually, it might be worth saying anyway, since they have no idea. Then you could ask why they are taking so long to get to your place and should you walk over and get them!
I agree with all that :)
The new character reminds me of Cyanide and happiness or Isaac from Binding of Isaac?
I know it does look a bit like that :)
I saw that, too, but Karl Pilkington came to mind first.
(scared look on face) POPPAMONKEY GO WASH YOUR HANDS YOUR COMPUTER HAS SYPHALIS
ehheh...but we didn't hook up :)
the word that comes to mind at the end of this oxymoron
Mostly moron.
OMG this was so hilarious, now you're arresting him, priceless!!! I got to say you're pretty amazing at this, you have me laughing my ass off, love watching your videos, keep it up buddy, Cheers...👍
Thank you. Much appreciated :)
By his reasoning, I'm an idiot about a dozen times a day. I think he'll go back to being a dhobi. Doing laundry never landed anyone in jail. Great video; now I can look forward to Friday too!
Thank you marilyn. Glad you're not getting scammed. :)
You character immediately made me think of Karl Pilkington.
omg, after googling that name...I see it :)
Love Karl !
How come a funny and talented guy like you isn't familiar with Ricky Gervais and the like?
The drawing of that scammer reminds me of someone from my job even looks like him lol. Great video as always these refund scammers never give up.
Thank you fitness65 Carlos. :)
pappamonkey with a new look and a friday video - way to start the weekend!
Glad you enjoyed :)
Loved you breaking the fourth wall! It was like the Garry Shandling Show.
I like your new animation characters.
Glad you like em :)
😆. LOL. You broke the fourth wall (during the call)!!!
Glad you enjoyed :)
This was a good one. I like breaking the fourth wall.
I was surprised that worked :)
The new characters are amazingly creepy and awesome.
Thank you EVIL. :) I might do a poll on the new characters next week :)
This guy was off his head!! Either drunk or on drugs... he was the worst! Love your videos...the tree is so funny!! 🤣
Love the syphilis analogy, very clever.
Been a while since i watched your videos when was a freshman now im a senior its great to still see you trolling scammers🤙
You are such a wind up... Love it!
Thank you Nightmare. Glad you enjoyed. :)
Nice job....ALL NEW & FRESH PAPPA MONKEY! I've never seen a 'waste their time' scambaiter take an easy but obvious effective approach like this. This was entertaining. Thank you for the new material and character.
"You can't make me download software that has syphilis!" So funny. But I like your previous character. His head shape and face was more handsome!
laughing at them is the best!!! name calling like a second grader!! and picking on their English is also the best!
Pappamonkey 🐒 for president 💯
Another awesome video.
I loved how you were explaining to the fans how he was trying to scam you in the middle of talking with him LMAO. That shit had me dying laughing
The only Spanish you speak is "Lalalalalalalala!"
Silly HosenS, that's French!
@@pappamonkey C'est vrai, mon ami.
That's his defence to repeat, " You're on a recorded line"
Tom sweetie??? Did you pack on a few pounds?? LOL
ehheh :)
This looks like a MUCH YOUNGER Tom.
P for Pappamonkey Monkey, what else? 😂😂 B for best UA-cam channel out there! Awesome job
Ah, appreciate that. Thank you Ariel. :)
Oh the horror if the infections!! Oh my goodness, now means now. it's updating now, scammer. Sheesh! Who called who? 👍😊✌
sure was a crazy conversation...btw he really did call me...twice :)
This scammer needs to look up the word "idiot"...or look in the mirror. Excellent and unusual take on 'baiting....good job!! Can't believe this fool stayed online for so long...they usually swear and hang up once the scam word is mentioned. Good to hear your real voice too...Diana can be a bit squeaky on the ears sometimes.
Thank you Debcat. :)...She is squeaky :)
ROTFL. That was the best and I am an idiot too, in fact your Subs are all idiots as well lol. This video is a classic, and that scammer was the biggest idiot you have ever spoken to. lol. Brilliant video pappamonkey and that gave me a huge Friday laugh. Love the new character he sure knows how to keep his cool. Thank you so much for posting.
Thank you TheWatanna. Glad you enjoyed. :)
"Well that wouldn't be very nice. That doesn't sound like someone from New York" LOL, that's exactly someone from New York! XD
Little kids say,
"What you say is what you are!" Kids don't even know how spiritual they are. It's natural to them.😏
Great work Tom, that one has to be in the top 10 weirdest scammers call. I commend you for being able to keep your cool. Still love my Lalalalala. Hugs from Down Under.
It very funny how he say he is from NYC I just had a call on Friday and they ask me where im calling from and I said NYC. And told them im posting their number on facebook.. I guess they paying NYC because of me lol.
This guy is ridiculous!!! I had a credit card scammer call me at work the other day, I tried telling him he called the police department! He kept saying, “Are you kidding me?” Too bad it’s a recorded line but lucky for him!!
:)
When he can’t get the scam on he’ll resort to name calling.
You deserve way more views & subs! I absolutely love your animations & the way you mess with them
I love that way you said P as in Pappamonkey. that was so so funny
"I don't have time to stick with idiot person" --- hmm, takes one to know one. Great video, as usuall, pappamonkey, and makes Friday 13th easier to take!
This was.......amazing.
This was like if in the wonder years, people could hear Kevin's thoughts.
I dub this, "Wonder Trolling".
:)
Who’s the idiot now, see...that my Edward G. Robinson gangster impression...thank you very much!
ah...I get it :) Thanks Vicki
lmao. thank you Pappamonkey. i needed this after no sleep for over 24 hrs work and having to wait over an hour to finish up my business with the credit union after work. i guess i am an idiot as well. this whole time i had this all wrong. i think i lost all my IQ points listening to him. have a fantastic weekend.
now that's a long work day. I thought I put in the hours, but you have me beat :) Thank you Carl
His maturity level is getting more and more childish. He’s pissed because he can’t get the scam on.
He can’t handle not getting the scam on.
Always great. Thanks for the laughs.
Thanks john. :)
Hahahaha. That is the most confusing logic by the scammer at the end there. Scammer insults are pathetic
I shared this video on facebook so that everybody In NYC can know that these people are now using my City. Lol NYC
Okay PPM, I am an idiot too! We can be "idiot brothers."
my idiot brother :) ehheh
Pleaseeee keep these videos coming lol
will do :)
Just to confirm, the scammer heard everything you said right.
you're vids are getting better and better😂🤣😂
Thank you stephen. :)
LOL!!..just keeps getting better!..
Glad you enjoyed :)
• 0:11 - Yeah, I bet the scammers think you are a knob-head. 😛
• 6:30 - Syphilitic software. 😂 That almost sounds like a real company name. 🤔
• 11:38 - Wait, he can actually hear your asides to us? 🤨 OMG, that's pure gold! 🤣
• 19:28 - Scammer logic. 🙄
• 21:19 - He couldn't even name a couple of Hindi dialects? 🤦
• 21:58 - Definitely. Congrats on 10K+ subs. It's about time. I'm sure you'll start to gain traction and blow up. 👍
thank you - . Hope I spelled your name right :)
"Good morning, Syphilitic Software, how can I hollup you?"
1:53 "P" like Transylvania 😂
He was so difficult to understand at times :)
All those foul words he called you on a recorded line! ROTFLMFHO :D
Happy Friday the 13th, Scammer Dear!!!
yeah :)
They only throw words like security, firewall, servers but have no clue what actually those mean.
agreed :)
If he admits he speaks Hindi he gives himself away. Checkmate. Love it.
Your amazing, Thank you for keeping the wolves from our door.
Thank you Enceladus. It's my pleasure. :)
I kinda like this scammer.....even though he has no bullets he still aims and pulls the trigger.
again. Great video You
never disappoint keep up the good work!!
Thanks for the Friday afternoon laugh!
Thank you Bennystropical. Glad you enjoyed. :)
@@pappamonkey Thank you for making me laugh when I’d almost forgotten how to
:)
have a nice weekend
I just bought my first laptop. Now even 2 hours has passed and i got this scammer call. I ask them can you upgrade my Atari 2600. They were clueless. I told them my name was danny.
I remember them trying to work with my Amiga 1200. :) Atari2600 ehheh
love the moostash. 👍🏾😆😆
:)
That is a coathouse style for all men in the coathouse.
Glad to see you are back to making Friday videos. Though the new models are an interesting choice! The Village People mustache is a nice touch
I like his logic. Because you won't fall for the scam you are an idiot .....
It's like he was complimenting me with an insult. Thanks Jaydude :)
Great call..you got him