when AB goes to the house he needs to pull out a photo of zach from a manila folder with CLASSIFIED stamped on it and show it to the people like "have you ever seen this man?" like they do in crime shows
I feel like hes lying for some reason which makes it kinda worse, i mean AB saying it doesnt look like human shit is right i saw the images and it looks like an animals(ive lived with cats and dogs my whole life so i think i know my fair share unfortunately) i know its a weird thing to think hes lying about but he definitely strikes me as the type to not care what type of attention hes getting as long as its happening Idk Zach stans take it with a grain of salt
@@samgrove5735 i hate slamming shit on people like that cause dr drew said so or some test said so, mental issues are way more complex than the black and white look at "being or not being a psychopath" i also dont like that people act like legitimate psychopaths dont have issues too and most of the time they dont harm others, and like any mental health issue with cooperation in therapy and/or medication, it can do wonders to treat it. we dont rlly know the guy besides the side on the pod, it could be a character, they could all be in on it and are playing it up cause its funny, we legitimately dont know. i feel like armchair psychology like that doesnt add to the conversation and just adds to the stigma of these already complex mental issues
@@ghoulishtoad I literally have a personality disorder. He has one. It’s easier to detect if you actually know what it’s like to experience an underdeveloped brain.
When dude said serial pooper that just reminded me of this wonderful homeless man from where I grew up. He was called “The mad shitter”. He used to go take dumps in the isles at grocery stores. He has crazy tats on his face way before it was cool. He was such a gentleman
In London there was a similar story of this infamous pooper who got away for YEARS pooping in random spots around the city, in front of people's homes and parks, alleyways, etc. Except when they finally found the guy he wasn't homeless but rather a rich successful businessman who did his deeds during his daily morning jogs. I try not to kink shame but c'mon humanity, we can do better loooool
I have been watching H3 highlights on repeat to help fill the void the past few days. Hope you all had some time to relax! It is well deserved with how hard your team works. You guys at the best. Papa bless !
Zach quickly said at 1 point that his poop was a result from 2 burritos and an oreo thickshake or milkshake then when Ethan asks Zach what he ate, Zach said he didnt remember what he ate the night before but hit his jule in the morning lol what a character.
Zach …. I was so eager to see this infamous turd. I totally underestimated it. I’ve NEVER seen a turd of such a bizarre texture. It was like a massive blob bro. What the fuck?! We’ve all taken some crazy shits, I don’t deny that. But what…. the actual fuck?
Natalie Zementbeisser why is it a girls vs boys thing???lmao there’s a whole assortment of humans that have seen this dude’s shit specifically 😂😂 women ain’t out here JUST trying to look at human men’s feces wtf. Wild take
when ethan said “let’s look up the records to see if the house has been sold since then” I totally thought he was gonna say let’s look it up on google maps and see if the google maps camera van caught it 😭 could y’all imagine tho it would’ve been perfect timing
0:45 I looked away from the screen and I thought Joe Rogan was talking. Does anyone else think he sounds similar to him? They need to use this to their advantage.
So one time in university here in Ottawa I got baked and ate a whole pizza... On way home my stomach backflipped and I was forced to pull down my trousers and spray feces all over the lawn of the amnesty international hq for Canada... Does that beat Zach? I feel like it has a wider reach...
I do not understand this. I have IBS and my father had Crohn's disease. I have sympathy for, if you gotta go you gotta go, but being proud of it? And if you go back the next day I'd think you'd bring a shovel or some bark to cover it. I don't get just being like, "Yup it's there, enjoy fam." I gotta judge him on that. Somehow if he was so ashamed he left it that I don't judge but going back I do. And even with IBS I've never had a situation like this. My closest was feeling an attack while walking back home from school and my key literally slid in the door knob when I gave out. So close. Any other time I made it to the toilet, even in basic training, thank god. That was my biggest worry about basic, having to go but a drill sergeant is standing in my way and I just poop my uniform. That would have been so bad.
Once I pooped on the sidewalk in my city it was the same kind of situation and I was kinda proud afterwerds I called my mom and all... I totally get zack
Imagine this becoming an actual crime scene investigation, but the evidence is long gone and the owner of the lawn has to describe the shit to some forensic sketch artist, so they can draw an artist rendition and then show in newspapers and on tv - "Have you seen this fecal matter or have you seen/do you know a person able to produce it?" Or: "Have you seen/do you know a person looking like this fecal matter?"... 😂
I had to have emergency surgery after literally busting my gut puking so hard with the flu. 8 inch scar and no belly button but lucky I didn’t loose 10” of intestines. But they put me on dilaudid. Think legal pharmaceutical grade heroin. Plus a morphine button for breakthrough pain. I didn’t poop for well over a week and when I did, Jesus Christ. I’m not disgusting so I didn’t take a pic, I’m more traumatized by it. Especially considering my butthole was bleeding afterwards.
@@sirmel11 my vision literally started to go black. Actual Tears streaming down my face. Thought I would die from a ruptured butthole. So Yes it was painful.
Women go through the same thing every time after childbirth, especially after c-section. If natural birth, our butts are torn all the way up to the front too :).. Miralax helps a whole lot in that situation.
I've seen the shit my dude, that's what you couldn't hold in? The shits I can't hold in would cover most of the lawn, love you Zac but I have my doubts you could have held that in.
“Serial killers always return to the scene of the crime.” 💀💀💀💀
Serial poopers.
mindhunter
I died when he said that.
Yes that’s what he said
"Serial ******** always return to the scene of the crime"***
Please give AB/Ian a bonus for having to describe Zach's horrendous poo in detail
Dans serial killer joke deserved a lot more laughter than it got 😭
too real
when AB goes to the house he needs to pull out a photo of zach from a manila folder with CLASSIFIED stamped on it and show it to the people like "have you ever seen this man?" like they do in crime shows
and the photo underneath is of the shit lmao
And Zach wonders why he’s no longer the heart throb lmao 🤮
I feel like hes lying for some reason which makes it kinda worse, i mean AB saying it doesnt look like human shit is right i saw the images and it looks like an animals(ive lived with cats and dogs my whole life so i think i know my fair share unfortunately) i know its a weird thing to think hes lying about but he definitely strikes me as the type to not care what type of attention hes getting as long as its happening Idk Zach stans take it with a grain of salt
@@ghoulishtoad he has psychopathy. You are correct.
@@samgrove5735 i hate slamming shit on people like that cause dr drew said so or some test said so, mental issues are way more complex than the black and white look at "being or not being a psychopath" i also dont like that people act like legitimate psychopaths dont have issues too and most of the time they dont harm others, and like any mental health issue with cooperation in therapy and/or medication, it can do wonders to treat it. we dont rlly know the guy besides the side on the pod, it could be a character, they could all be in on it and are playing it up cause its funny, we legitimately dont know. i feel like armchair psychology like that doesnt add to the conversation and just adds to the stigma of these already complex mental issues
I agree. There's a level of classiness to have.
@@ghoulishtoad I literally have a personality disorder. He has one. It’s easier to detect if you actually know what it’s like to experience an underdeveloped brain.
I’m not sure what’s more concerning… the fact that he took a picture of it or the fact that I had to go to Twitter and look at it.
they need to have zach examined by a psychologist on the show, mostly for the safety of the community
dr drew already did that (kind of)
@@walmartrotisseriechicken dr drew is a quack
@@mickthetic This is why we only like Dr Tracy Marks here. they need her
Joker brain babbbyy
For the safety of the community? Hope that was sarcasm
"I still visit it" like WTF Zach
When dude said serial pooper that just reminded me of this wonderful homeless man from where I grew up. He was called “The mad shitter”. He used to go take dumps in the isles at grocery stores. He has crazy tats on his face way before it was cool. He was such a gentleman
In London there was a similar story of this infamous pooper who got away for YEARS pooping in random spots around the city, in front of people's homes and parks, alleyways, etc. Except when they finally found the guy he wasn't homeless but rather a rich successful businessman who did his deeds during his daily morning jogs. I try not to kink shame but c'mon humanity, we can do better loooool
those are called prison tattoos
Great guy
Never have I heard him admit to having a picture of this shit
I have been watching H3 highlights on repeat to help fill the void the past few days. Hope you all had some time to relax! It is well deserved with how hard your team works. You guys at the best. Papa bless !
I hope Zach is looking thru this comment section and knows that I almost dry heaved from those photos, with peace and love
What does dry heave mean? English isn't my first language
@@RunescapeWhack your throat and mouth are trying to throw up but nothing comes out. Another word for it is gag
@@rosewater1862 oh. Lol. Thank you for explaining
Where can I see this ?
@@jenadelis5734 on their Twitter. They posted an imgur link saying “THIS IS SICK”
Zach quickly said at 1 point that his poop was a result from 2 burritos and an oreo thickshake or milkshake then when Ethan asks Zach what he ate, Zach said he didnt remember what he ate the night before but hit his jule in the morning lol what a character.
He found the pictures? Why did he save them!? WHY DID HE TAKE THEM!!??
Zach always looks like he smells bad, this confirms it for me
I’ve been binge watching bobs burgers and there was an episode about a Serial pooper and that’s immediately what my mind went to 🤣.
Such a great episode lol
Zeke…. I mean Zach
based on a true story
@@A2Z83 ahh yes, the truest of the true stories 😉
I have to admit, I wanna see it.
imagine someone taking a shit in your yard and then pulling their phone out to take a pic of it 😂😂
The, "I'll do it!" And then all the, "Not youuu!" I love it.
We need more cringe stories! I couldn’t stop laughing at that segment
Zack really does have something wrong with him.
Jokerbrain
“Not you Zach!”
Zach …. I was so eager to see this infamous turd. I totally underestimated it. I’ve NEVER seen a turd of such a bizarre texture. It was like a massive blob bro. What the fuck?! We’ve all taken some crazy shits, I don’t deny that. But what…. the actual fuck?
i just saw it and had this exact same reaction... like word for word. and he didnt even fucking wipe... WHAT the fuck dude :(((((
Where did you see the picture?!
@@alliechristian1358 on the h3 Twitter they have a link to it
@@fictionalfears why do girls look at the sh*t of dudes?
Natalie Zementbeisser why is it a girls vs boys thing???lmao there’s a whole assortment of humans that have seen this dude’s shit specifically 😂😂 women ain’t out here JUST trying to look at human men’s feces wtf. Wild take
I thought this was gold honestly. I understand Zack.
I saw the pic on Twitter and traumatized myself idk why I did that to myself
he's so proud🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And he’s still proud! That’s our Zach 😂😂
Nah that’s your Zach
@@93Nfinite thank you
6:08 AB: I usually don’t get queasy 🤣
Serial pooper situation! Omg, I can't! 😂😂😂
I clicked on that link when they tweeted it, but I wasn't watching and had no idea what I was getting myself into
Where did they post it?...Nevermind saw it..why does it have sunflower seed shells in it??BLARGGGGGG
“Thank you for bringing me up to speed. God bless.”
Dead.
hila glasses are classic and badass
when ethan said “let’s look up the records to see if the house has been sold since then” I totally thought he was gonna say let’s look it up on google maps and see if the google maps camera van caught it 😭 could y’all imagine tho it would’ve been perfect timing
"You seen the peanut?" haha
Bobby lee can relate lol
Yes hahhaha thanks for posting the pic hahha👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
TWEET THAT DUECE!
Never been this early and I remember when he told this story before lol
I was scarffin down oatmeal while watching and listening to this
It even looks like a half solid log of brown oatmeal.
"they let anything on Twitter"
"Yeah they do"
Nope.
It was a bad choice to try to do my eyeliner during this segment
Military lesson for today: better to sacrifice a sock than have a shitty ass.
We need soundbites of Zach
Zach is officially Randy Marsh from South Park.
0:45 I looked away from the screen and I thought Joe Rogan was talking. Does anyone else think he sounds similar to him?
They need to use this to their advantage.
Sigma males don't fear to shit
If zach never talks about this again I will be happy...
Like I'm honestly dumbstruck.. This is not normal
Zack Is like A Long Lost Suicide Boy
So one time in university here in Ottawa I got baked and ate a whole pizza... On way home my stomach backflipped and I was forced to pull down my trousers and spray feces all over the lawn of the amnesty international hq for Canada... Does that beat Zach? I feel like it has a wider reach...
I do not understand this. I have IBS and my father had Crohn's disease. I have sympathy for, if you gotta go you gotta go, but being proud of it? And if you go back the next day I'd think you'd bring a shovel or some bark to cover it. I don't get just being like, "Yup it's there, enjoy fam." I gotta judge him on that. Somehow if he was so ashamed he left it that I don't judge but going back I do. And even with IBS I've never had a situation like this. My closest was feeling an attack while walking back home from school and my key literally slid in the door knob when I gave out. So close. Any other time I made it to the toilet, even in basic training, thank god. That was my biggest worry about basic, having to go but a drill sergeant is standing in my way and I just poop my uniform. That would have been so bad.
Hilla really is pretty
thank god i dont eat Milky Ways 😂😂
Pls share the pic on twitter I never use that dead platform but i'll make an exception.
Why did I read it like scoobydoo
He ate everything bruh 🤣 gahd dayum
Where can I see it?????
that’s actually just fucking nasty.
someone send me zachs shit pls
*Zach the serial pooper*
Check the tape.. check the tape lol
did they ever post the pic
Once I pooped on the sidewalk in my city it was the same kind of situation and I was kinda proud afterwerds I called my mom and all... I totally get zack
Joker brain
Saw the pic and I kinda get his pride now lol
where's the pictures tho
I went and looked 💀
Cannot find the link..
It’s on the podcast Twitter
Why do I want to see the picture?
because it makes you smile
Walking home drunk from a pub I took a shit one night on the front door of a red rooster (Aussie fast food restaurant)
Been there done that. But I never proudly returned. But if you are in serious pain you just gotta. you just cant shit a loaf of bread into your pants.
Zach is definitely my least favorite cast member
Where is the tweet
I'm gonna laugh when they sue the serial pooper. And I wanna see it. Lol
Just saw the picture, idk what i was expecting but it wasn’t that
my birthday is april 11th :/
Imagine this becoming an actual crime scene investigation, but the evidence is long gone and the owner of the lawn has to describe the shit to some forensic sketch artist, so they can draw an artist rendition and then show in newspapers and on tv - "Have you seen this fecal matter or have you seen/do you know a person able to produce it?" Or: "Have you seen/do you know a person looking like this fecal matter?"... 😂
Zack is easily one of the most disgusting humans alive lol.
Ethan: "AB can you preview this picture of S***"
Zach: "I m so proud of this"
AB: " I don't think this can be human S***"
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Me: 😲😲😲
Yah also gained a twitter follower now
Poop PTSD? Lol
Did they end up tweeting it?
Yes lol go to the H3 podcast Twitter. It says nsfl and it's an imgur link
It's disgusting btw
I’m SORRY BUT SHITTING ON SOMEONES LAWN IS SO TRIFLIN! !!! Look up the word triflin
All jokes aside, what Zack did was genuinely fucked up..
when are you playing half life alyx?
zack tries a bit too hard. pretty cringe
does anyone know what the reason was that led to zach doing a poo in someone’s yard at 7am? 🤣🤣
Zach is such a terrible liar!
This is way too gross and disturbing to be funny.
I had to have emergency surgery after literally busting my gut puking so hard with the flu. 8 inch scar and no belly button but lucky I didn’t loose 10” of intestines. But they put me on dilaudid. Think legal pharmaceutical grade heroin. Plus a morphine button for breakthrough pain. I didn’t poop for well over a week and when I did, Jesus Christ. I’m not disgusting so I didn’t take a pic, I’m more traumatized by it. Especially considering my butthole was bleeding afterwards.
It hurt I'm guessing.
@@sirmel11 my vision literally started to go black. Actual Tears streaming down my face. Thought I would die from a ruptured butthole. So Yes it was painful.
holy crap, literally.
What
Women go through the same thing every time after childbirth, especially after c-section. If natural birth, our butts are torn all the way up to the front too :).. Miralax helps a whole lot in that situation.
AB is attractive
wheres this photo
It is on the H3Podcast Twitter.
they talked about this for well over twelve minutes. this was half the podcast. i left it muted.
Where's THE SHIT???
😂😂😂
I've seen the shit my dude, that's what you couldn't hold in? The shits I can't hold in would cover most of the lawn, love you Zac but I have my doubts you could have held that in.
zach took that massiv crap on my birthday, April 11
Let’s see this shit
Oh my😂
This really doesn't look good for Zach
Wait I wanna see the shit