r/choosingbeggars Best Posts #26

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  • @bcs785
    @bcs785 4 роки тому +309

    I love how Gio has the ability to make a mocking voice that still makes that person seem full of themselves

  • @SangreSodiePops
    @SangreSodiePops 4 роки тому +830

    Does anyone else feel REALLY bad for the boyfriends of girls who are like:
    “Terrible. Didn’t pay for my 500$ food. Ugh, men these days.”

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 4 роки тому +36

      There seem to be so many of them, too! I mean, I know you don't really hear about the ones who aren't like that, but it's still shocking that there are that many of them.

    • @He1IoStuff
      @He1IoStuff 4 роки тому +18

      girls like that dont deserve life

    • @Blaxkgaxha
      @Blaxkgaxha 4 роки тому +10

      They can break up tho so if they are stupid to stay with them I don't feel bad

    • @thiruraj3866
      @thiruraj3866 4 роки тому +8

      This is why I choose to be single

    • @rosepetunia1829
      @rosepetunia1829 4 роки тому +16

      As a girl...
      Yes. I hate those types of people too.

  • @harlahan2097
    @harlahan2097 4 роки тому +198

    Normal people: "$10,000? I could get a new car!"
    Gio: "$10,000? Imagine the lollipops!"

    • @hoshizora416
      @hoshizora416 4 роки тому +10

      remove the pop and now we're talking

    • @susamogus8331
      @susamogus8331 4 роки тому +16

      @@hoshizora416 r/cursedcomments

    • @justasentientmclarenp1879
      @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 роки тому +1

      HK 416 at most probably 1 and half 300 year old vampires

    • @umbracatervae0
      @umbracatervae0 4 роки тому +2

      HK 416 I don’t get it??

    • @lagsov5102
      @lagsov5102 4 роки тому +1

      @Just a random jellyfish with internet access God bless your innocent soul

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 роки тому +457

    beggars be like:
    Please I'm starving i need food...
    Someone: *here's a burger*
    Beggar: _exxxxcuse me I'm a vegan_

    • @Ash_27DB
      @Ash_27DB 4 роки тому +10

      Zelda reference? Or am I an idiot

    • @stewardstewart4522
      @stewardstewart4522 4 роки тому +7

      Fun fact: I don't care

    • @p4nder
      @p4nder 4 роки тому +60

      @@stewardstewart4522 Fun Fact: No one asked!

    • @ApplzAndHoney
      @ApplzAndHoney 4 роки тому +6

      the dude exxxxcuuuuuse me, princess!

    • @s14hh
      @s14hh 4 роки тому +2

      you know I got a ps4 charging station for $5

  • @Xeroxia
    @Xeroxia 4 роки тому +47

    “Someone actually gave him gold”
    Me: that’s a “I’d like to thank” award

  • @chrisparisi8153
    @chrisparisi8153 4 роки тому +199

    “i love animals, HATE ELECTRICITY, really looking to get out into the country!”

    • @michaelfulton5773
      @michaelfulton5773 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @marianoamaya3351
      @marianoamaya3351 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah same I now hate computers due to virtual school and hopefully I can study agronomy when I get to the university

    • @marianoamaya3351
      @marianoamaya3351 4 роки тому +1

      @lewis mole not if you get a 12 gauge shotgun xd

    • @trikantsethu3100
      @trikantsethu3100 3 роки тому +1

      yea so why not just go into the wild and stay there?

  • @avo.avocado
    @avo.avocado 4 роки тому +24

    If you sell art online here’s a tip:
    Send the person the preview (before they pay) with your water mark all across it then when they pay send one without it.

    • @rxgtv
      @rxgtv 4 роки тому +1

      Not trying to be a beggar, but here'sa suggestion:
      Make them copyright-free (or reduced price) _with a watermark_ just like those video editing apps on Android and iPhone. Then offer _your_ regular price for a non-watermarked version.

  • @Adlerlovesyou
    @Adlerlovesyou 4 роки тому +20

    A wild choosing begger appeared!
    What will you do?
    ->attack
    ->give food
    ->give money
    ->RUN

  • @superchickenanims4544
    @superchickenanims4544 4 роки тому +41

    Beggar: Hey can i have a car
    Someone: I have a tesla
    Beggar *no thats too cheap i want a lamborghini and a ferrari*

    • @mikeflo559
      @mikeflo559 4 роки тому +4

      they wanted a car, so we gave them a car, but all they want are expensive cars.
      every car are the same, they move, have A/C, and have the same features. but just because a car is expensive and looks unique doesn't mean every cheap or ugly car aren't good as the pricey ones. Cars are for transportation and are useful for traveling and road trips. We got cars for a reason so we can't use horses or walk miles to one place.

    • @mr.autistictv
      @mr.autistictv 4 роки тому

      Mike_raider we really didn’t need that much writing literally just make it a sentence

    • @mikeflo559
      @mikeflo559 4 роки тому

      @@mr.autistictv ok?

  • @iamafannow.7891
    @iamafannow.7891 4 роки тому +29

    Someone: (Makes a talented piece of art.)
    Karen’s: *ITS MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.*

    • @arthurthemikyu1586
      @arthurthemikyu1586 4 роки тому +6

      This artwork is mine. And this triagonal sign.

    • @iamafannow.7891
      @iamafannow.7891 4 роки тому +2

      The ziggy sweets, and all of your tweets! There all infatibly mine!

    • @Buddy.Johnston
      @Buddy.Johnston 4 роки тому +3

      (correcting your comment): Karens: *ITS MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE*
      *for free*

    • @iamafannow.7891
      @iamafannow.7891 4 роки тому +1

      Buddy Johnston lol

    • @arthurthemikyu1586
      @arthurthemikyu1586 4 роки тому +5

      @@iamafannow.7891
      IT ALL BELONGS TO MEEEE EVERY ART THAT I SEE
      DIGITAL
      PAPER TOO
      I HAVE IT
      IT MINE BAYBAY
      IM KAREN AND
      ITS MIIIIIIINEEEE

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +595

    The true Epitome if Choosing Beggars was the NEXT lady.

  • @LandOfTheEnigma
    @LandOfTheEnigma 4 роки тому +4

    My friend this is what nostalgia smells like. 2 weeks ago is still nostalgia.

  • @mockzu
    @mockzu 4 роки тому +42

    what everyone does with 10k: Buys Phone, PC, a Console, rent a car etc.
    GioFilms: IMAGINE HOW MAN LOLIPOPS U CAN BUY WITH THAT

    • @tweeleaf
      @tweeleaf 4 роки тому

      Also him a couple days ago on a video: *im a grown mature adult I swear.*

  • @bett1826
    @bett1826 4 роки тому +71

    whERE IS THE COMMUNITY SPIRIT, PEOPLE?!

    • @PoopityScoopity
      @PoopityScoopity 4 роки тому +1

      It’s in that one store which excepts expired coupons from single mothers

    • @sonic2305
      @sonic2305 4 роки тому +3

      Did you have caps lock on and pressed shift for the first 2 letters

    • @bett1826
      @bett1826 4 роки тому +1

      @@sonic2305 lol nope

    • @sonic2305
      @sonic2305 4 роки тому

      @Macy why is the wh not capitalized

    • @bett1826
      @bett1826 4 роки тому

      @@sonic2305 idk tbh

  • @gdirrelevant2589
    @gdirrelevant2589 4 роки тому +88

    Fun fact: Minecraft steve was added to smash

  • @SamShatto07
    @SamShatto07 4 роки тому +2

    2:46 As a Tesla Model 3 owner, I can agree, it's not like a model x, but if you buy some packages for it (Off road package, full self driving, etc.) It can be one of the best vehicles you could possibly drive

  • @Matildaalreadyexists
    @Matildaalreadyexists 4 роки тому +9

    Goodbye soldier, your videos truly brang light to this world that we will never forget

  • @plantimations1232
    @plantimations1232 4 роки тому +54

    “What happened?”
    “I got a tv stand..”
    “What did it cost?”
    “My grey towel..”
    :’(

  • @alexdinh9484
    @alexdinh9484 4 роки тому +12

    When ur birthday is on that Karen's wedding day 😔

  • @zylince
    @zylince 4 роки тому +7

    1:43 ah yes Gio was the guy from the math problem.

  • @Gluxess
    @Gluxess 4 роки тому +4

    *Commenting salute of every Giofilms video.*
    *Salute*

    • @spudexfilms5799
      @spudexfilms5799 3 роки тому

      I support this more than I do the economy.

  • @carbiscool3735
    @carbiscool3735 4 роки тому +55

    L A W N M O W E R

  • @corsone4917
    @corsone4917 4 роки тому +1

    6:56 "Pick up only"
    6:53 "Ill give you 100$ because there's no game. Do you *deliver* to Gibbons?"

  • @rosepetunia1829
    @rosepetunia1829 4 роки тому +9

    One time a "friend" of mine asked me for some items I didn't want on a game. I gave her a shirt and she said she wanted something better cause I was rich and she was poor. I told her "No. Plus I'm saving my money" and she called me a bully for being really mean to her.

    • @SistaBear
      @SistaBear Рік тому +1

      Well I'm poor in games and I don't go getting mad at people for not giving me stuff, even if their rich or friends OR rich friends. So you're fine she's just mad.

    • @Dr-Random
      @Dr-Random Рік тому

      @@SistaBear or just jealous

  • @kryuisa6466
    @kryuisa6466 4 роки тому

    dude you dont know how much i love your content its funny af

  • @AVOddi
    @AVOddi 4 роки тому +2

    Well heck, with 10k I'd buy a life-time supply of Strawberry Bubblegum!

  • @silliest-astro
    @silliest-astro 4 роки тому +1

    "No one carries around 100K in their bank account, let alone to give away."
    Your mom in the Pokémon games: *_Are you sure about that?_*

  • @christsdisciple3105
    @christsdisciple3105 4 роки тому +4

    8:34 as a fanfiction writer... yes. I write for people to enjoy for free. Though, granted, haven't written in a while.

    • @hoshizora416
      @hoshizora416 4 роки тому +1

      I write for free because I dont have the money to publish it, nor am i writing things good enough to be published

  • @superkittypro6520
    @superkittypro6520 4 роки тому +2

    “imagine how many lollipops you could buy”
    Don’t do it, Gio. It doesn’t work out, believe me.

  • @balls5597
    @balls5597 4 роки тому +2

    this video was ‘VERRY’ funny

  • @pockalock4764
    @pockalock4764 3 роки тому +1

    When he said the amount of lollipops you could buy I just thought "taxes, retirement fund,life insurance etc"
    *wow*

  • @ryanfrisby7389
    @ryanfrisby7389 4 роки тому

    Awesome video Gio!

  • @daytonashull1887
    @daytonashull1887 4 роки тому +5

    you will be missed by all, we love you gio

  • @videomangamer2755
    @videomangamer2755 3 роки тому +3

    Still feels like yesterday he left

  • @nickizanewb8433
    @nickizanewb8433 4 роки тому +5

    *"I love animals"*
    *"I WANT TO HUNT/FISH"*

  • @varknoxel
    @varknoxel 4 роки тому

    Yay! R/Choosingbeggars! I love your reddit content.

  • @cylais3518
    @cylais3518 4 роки тому +1

    You gotta love these new 20 seconds non skippable ads :)

  • @beankaty2651
    @beankaty2651 4 роки тому +1

    Guacamole (keep in mind this makes a fair amount of guacamole)
    2 avocados, halved, pitted, and taken out of the skin
    1/4-1/2 yellow onion diced
    Pinch of paprika
    Pinch of salt and pepper
    1 tablespoon cilantro diced
    1-2 teaspoons lime juice
    Mash up the avocados, add the other ingredients, stir well. Serve and enjoy!

  • @michaelfulton5773
    @michaelfulton5773 4 роки тому +5

    1:35 this should be on r/Ihadastroke
    Men self

  • @michaelfulton5773
    @michaelfulton5773 4 роки тому +1

    YA GIO IS BACK YAY

  • @SpiralTheFirst
    @SpiralTheFirst 4 роки тому +9

    2:24 no one gave him gold that’s just a generic award

  • @ineedanewobsession7526
    @ineedanewobsession7526 3 роки тому +6

    Hi GioFilms I don't know if you will see this but I'd just like to thank you for all the videos you have made, me and my mum don't enjoy much of the same things, but thanks to this channel we can watch it together and laugh our heads off. It's one of the few channels that makes clean content and I'm not worried to show my parents any of you're vids. I was so shocked to find out you are my age so I hope you are doing OK. Thanks again for the time you spent and the time me and my mum have been able to spend together.
    -Soni

    • @jonathonmcfie2910
      @jonathonmcfie2910 3 роки тому

      He quit youtube a couple months ago so he wont sadly

    • @chrisbrochu3663
      @chrisbrochu3663 3 роки тому

      This makes me sad, as he announced he stopped making videos 6 months ago

    • @ineedanewobsession7526
      @ineedanewobsession7526 3 роки тому

      I know... I thought maybe he'd check back one time :(

    • @phantomnessi
      @phantomnessi 3 роки тому +1

      @@ineedanewobsession7526 Technically he didn't quit.
      He has another channel where he review's movies, it's called "The Analysis" (ua-cam.com/channels/g33Q6kqFtcUeoMZKf6_eRA.html)
      I don't know if you already knew that, but I just wanted to tell you :)

  • @michaelsegal3558
    @michaelsegal3558 2 роки тому +1

    0:50 Gio said that that guy should mow the lawn himself but it said in the message he would have but he doesn’t have his own lawn mower

  • @sheevpalpatine3977
    @sheevpalpatine3977 4 роки тому +2

    7:52 the negotiator

  • @faultf4
    @faultf4 4 роки тому +2

    "Can Minecraft Steve come now instead? I'll only pay 5 cents."

  • @catssaywoof3459
    @catssaywoof3459 4 роки тому +1

    *Gets 10k*
    Gio:Lollipops

  • @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555
    @quasi-stellarcatastrophe4555 4 роки тому +1

    The first thing geo thinks about to spend 10k on is lollipops. Absolute madlad.

  • @boyacka1260
    @boyacka1260 3 роки тому

    The bath towel cracked me up

  • @cheyenne.mari23
    @cheyenne.mari23 4 роки тому +1

    7:32 Ayyy that's my post and listing XD

  • @SlashJaye
    @SlashJaye 3 роки тому +2

    "what? he got me a phone? but i asked for a phone"

  • @PastelCookie_
    @PastelCookie_ 4 роки тому +1

    This hurt but I still watch these

  • @soupbowl6028
    @soupbowl6028 4 роки тому +3

    I’m watching Giofilms’s older videos because I’m not ready to just stop watching and move on.
    Reply if you want Gio back on his channel

  • @SweetVanillaCake
    @SweetVanillaCake 4 роки тому +1

    1:20 why she complaining? That’s a lifetime supply of candy, food and video games!

  • @junhaolim908
    @junhaolim908 4 роки тому +2

    The fact he/she said "trade a model 3 for a model x" like wtf? People like me are suffering

  • @krocodile55
    @krocodile55 3 роки тому

    Why does this remind me of the time in college where I was like it’s cold out I’ll head to the front from the inside… but it was lunchtime and I was like “ok I guess I’m walking to the front outside.” And like I needed the fresh air, I barely get enough of it at home so I’m not complaining.

  • @gavinthecrafter
    @gavinthecrafter 4 роки тому +1

    That person expecting the movies to be free probably became a pirate

    • @frozenturbo8623
      @frozenturbo8623 3 роки тому

      And got malware on their computer by using the wrong site

  • @maxyboi725
    @maxyboi725 3 роки тому

    This whole subreddit reminds me of that Australian Guitar Hero commercial with the little kid

  • @riceboiroy
    @riceboiroy 4 роки тому +1

    HI Giofilms!

  • @MorganDeacetis
    @MorganDeacetis 4 роки тому +8

    Girl:"I want to learn to hunt."
    Also Girl:"I love animals!"

    • @Smokey11YT
      @Smokey11YT 4 роки тому +2

      Many people love animals and still hunt

    • @JonathanSmith-ge4pi
      @JonathanSmith-ge4pi 4 роки тому

      @@Smokey11YT Have you heard the tragedy of the lion that leapt out of the barrel of the gun?

  • @confusedcryptid
    @confusedcryptid 4 роки тому

    The perfect place to live is gio films

  • @cartooncat9559
    @cartooncat9559 4 роки тому +3

    8:38 ah yes, *what on earth are libraries?*

  • @mishalesauer5074
    @mishalesauer5074 3 роки тому

    "Imagine all the lollipops you could buy with 10k"
    What a delightful child-like thought, I love it!
    Personally I'd go for chocolate pralines but to each their own 😋

  • @lg3331
    @lg3331 4 роки тому +1

    This is my highlight of the day

  • @irenarasonja5996
    @irenarasonja5996 4 роки тому

    I had the wii shop channel loading in the background and it suprised me when it started playing here lol

  • @caseycook9589
    @caseycook9589 3 роки тому +1

    I just love that the first thing that comes to his mind if he got 10k...... IS LOLLIPOPS

  • @shidgaming145
    @shidgaming145 4 роки тому +2

    2:36 for some reason I got so triggered by this and I don’t know why AHHH

  • @carlwheezer6148
    @carlwheezer6148 3 роки тому +5

    I miss gio he was my FAMILY

    • @vaasmontenegro9299
      @vaasmontenegro9299 3 роки тому +2

      I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister. Not enough for her, no no no no no please. You see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE you every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas, who the FUCK is it going to be? THEM or ME, ME or THEM? Like, like you know, like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice.

  • @onion_unYun
    @onion_unYun 4 роки тому +1

    Yes 10k dollars worth of lollipops priorities Gio-film. I love ur priorities.

  • @sethcf2149
    @sethcf2149 4 роки тому +1

    On the car one, I was actually surprised that anyone responded

  • @tomconlan7046
    @tomconlan7046 4 роки тому

    These videos are soooo good

  • @lydias8303
    @lydias8303 4 роки тому

    Last time I was this late I thought Gio was a grown man.

  • @cheese17740
    @cheese17740 4 роки тому +1

    4:38
    What’s so annoying is the fact that they think they’re _so smart,_ but they can’t even spell very. 🙄

  • @FigureFarter
    @FigureFarter 4 роки тому +1

    2:03 My school has the same free lunches

  • @nikothenoob
    @nikothenoob 4 роки тому +1

    I stopped watching for 5 months, I’m glad I’m back

  • @bazingabong8038
    @bazingabong8038 4 роки тому +1

    It's already number 26 damn I remember being hyped for number 6

  • @neal7863
    @neal7863 3 роки тому

    2:34 imagine being that guy cant afford one of those cars and says they're trash my man cant even afford a car

  • @tookuh
    @tookuh 4 роки тому

    After watching these videos I learnt something

  • @Wonky2
    @Wonky2 4 роки тому +1

    4:50 commas exist, you know

  • @conallcache
    @conallcache 4 роки тому

    Fun fact: when windows XP was released, it's motto was "Prepare to fly" but then 9/11 happened and hat to spend 200 million dollars to change it to "Yes you can"

  • @MilesBitz
    @MilesBitz 4 роки тому

    Oh my gosh the nostalgia

  • @bunnylovermot2315
    @bunnylovermot2315 4 роки тому +3

    I'm watching this again because I'm so sad about his newest video😣

  • @Qkwhdkahsl
    @Qkwhdkahsl 4 роки тому +2

    The last ever giofilms choosing beggars video.

  • @jackthecreature
    @jackthecreature 4 роки тому +1

    8:38 Someone please tell this person about libraries lmao

  • @j_ordinary4252
    @j_ordinary4252 4 роки тому

    7:35 counter offer 11 dollars and say
    "ha, looks like we meet in the middle at $9"

  • @useless8695
    @useless8695 3 роки тому

    “think of how much lollipops you could buy” tbh most of us never had 10k before so be thankful you had 10k

  • @nobber190
    @nobber190 4 роки тому

    what can you do with 10k
    - buy a really high end gaming computer
    - a phone
    - food

  • @not_elie6116
    @not_elie6116 4 роки тому +2

    6:06 lady, if you don’t have a phone how did you post this?

  • @SpikyAHOfficial
    @SpikyAHOfficial 4 роки тому +1

    Gio is God because he is

  • @ModernMozartMC
    @ModernMozartMC 4 роки тому +1

    the woman at 5:20 actually seems really nice, just very naive

  • @juliastruts7128
    @juliastruts7128 4 роки тому +1

    Let's get our money together, raise 10K, and buy lollipops

  • @richesmovietrailers953
    @richesmovietrailers953 4 роки тому

    I like the slightly different aspect ratio!

  • @michaelfulton5773
    @michaelfulton5773 4 роки тому +1

    6:28 How did you write/post that then

  • @shennixx2407
    @shennixx2407 4 роки тому +2

    Fun fact Giofilms is a Human

  • @tezcanaslan2877
    @tezcanaslan2877 4 роки тому +3

    4:45 let me introduce you to torrents (and then go to jail)

  • @Total-Drama-Dragon
    @Total-Drama-Dragon 4 роки тому

    Imagine how much lollipops you could buy -giofilms *Imagine more snacks than you can imagine*

  • @dinodiego6channel459
    @dinodiego6channel459 4 роки тому +1

    I watched the whole video and i didn't even get a reward! You owe me 5$

  • @visible-gen0315
    @visible-gen0315 4 роки тому

    "Imagine the amount of lollypops you can buy"

  • @randomvids5502
    @randomvids5502 4 роки тому

    artist: hi do u like my art
    CB: wow it sucks
    artist:...
    CB...
    artist:...
    CB: can I have it for free

  • @jerushareacher7387
    @jerushareacher7387 3 роки тому +1

    He’s right...
    *Thats a lot of lollipops...*

  • @roblox_sonic110-fnafpiggy8
    @roblox_sonic110-fnafpiggy8 4 роки тому +1

    That laugh doe