ASMR Alien Abduction and Full Exam 2 (Close Whispers) | Wait, If Not Cow, Then What? 🐄👽

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4 тис.

  • @AmyKayASMR
    @AmyKayASMR  3 роки тому +8295

    1 like on this video = 1 "moo"
    Edit: why is the POV holding a towel? It's a Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference lol! It's one of my all time favorite book series :)

  • @victorstone1801
    @victorstone1801 3 роки тому +8357

    “You better watch yourself, Beeblebrox”…she wants that man gone😂

    • @mywifesboyfriend5741
      @mywifesboyfriend5741 3 роки тому +405

      Brood Mother will be most upset!

    • @michaelmoolick9419
      @michaelmoolick9419 3 роки тому +221

      To be fair, that is a common feeling about the guy.

    • @childofgod1521
      @childofgod1521 3 роки тому +198

      BrOoD mOtHeR iS vErY mAd 😡💢🤬

    • @Ariana-tf4dm
      @Ariana-tf4dm 3 роки тому +105

      @@michaelmoolick9419 he’s my favorite character lol. “i am so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a week, i am SO hip that i have trouble seeing over my pelvis!”

    • @ilyAcid
      @ilyAcid 3 роки тому +37

      Hitchickers guide to the galaxy is such a good book

  • @gordonalcorn8589
    @gordonalcorn8589 3 роки тому +6866

    “I understand you are not cow…but moo” was the cutest thing ever

  • @alexball2446
    @alexball2446 3 роки тому +10168

    “I spoke with Broodmother and you are in trouble” gives me the vibe of “I told Mom”

    • @togahimiko8156
      @togahimiko8156 3 роки тому +539

      Having 3 younger siblings "I told mom " is on the scariest thing I've heard in my life 😂

    • @madamemaramay
      @madamemaramay 3 роки тому +373

      @@togahimiko8156 or just in general hearing “MOOOOOM!” as the younger child goes off to snitch

    • @Jay-okc
      @Jay-okc 3 роки тому +128

      @@madamemaramay YESS every possible scenario runs through your head 😂😂😂

    • @charlottebarham7722
      @charlottebarham7722 3 роки тому +236

      *MOOOOOM!!* BEEBLEBROX ABDUCTED A HUMAN!!
      _AGAIN?!_
      *AGAIN!*

    • @dolansound9297
      @dolansound9297 3 роки тому +35

      Yep

  • @kayhandzus8406
    @kayhandzus8406 3 роки тому +1080

    "There is a bag of wind inside of you" sounded like either an ominous warning or some sort of prophecy fulfillment

    • @D4rkbl4d3
      @D4rkbl4d3 2 роки тому +63

      "So you are an airbender"
      Technically we all are

    • @imaniquetzales8952
      @imaniquetzales8952 Рік тому +17

      Or passing gas

    • @Z3PH1ER-XD
      @Z3PH1ER-XD 7 місяців тому +7

      I said "I don't think she knows what lungs are 😐😐😐"

    • @tripmcglasson8323
      @tripmcglasson8323 3 місяці тому

      She said lungs in the last video

    • @MikelAispuro
      @MikelAispuro 3 місяці тому

      Also given that cows also have lungs

  • @Martha-w7w9b
    @Martha-w7w9b 3 роки тому +3853

    "you're not a cow"
    It's the sweetest compliment i've received in my life,it lits my soul.

  • @Breekon_Hope
    @Breekon_Hope 3 роки тому +11719

    Being called a "not-cow" is somehow very soothing.

    • @nttblooky1622
      @nttblooky1622 3 роки тому +126

      I felt that

    • @papafiendish6263
      @papafiendish6263 3 роки тому +215

      So is “bag of flesh” 🥵

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 роки тому +134

      Or “infant cow”

    • @WolvenSpectre
      @WolvenSpectre 3 роки тому +40

      Especially if you know where gelatin comes from 😮

    • @ZypherOfShadows
      @ZypherOfShadows 3 роки тому +61

      It really is. Bag of Flesh is honestly kind of soothing the way Alien Amy says it too... it just hits different.

  • @locstyle
    @locstyle 3 роки тому +1310

    Not gonna lie Beeblebrox mistaking me for a cow hurt my feelings. I'm glad he's in trouble with Brood Mother!

  • @LogginNDoggin
    @LogginNDoggin 3 роки тому +443

    Beeblebrox is on thin f*cking ice

    • @SwitchyOnYT
      @SwitchyOnYT 4 місяці тому +15

      Bro seems like the dumb sibling so I assume they've abducted more than one non-cow, Broodmother is probs about to tape Breeblebrox to the ceiling-😭

    • @The_Crying_Child_Fnaf_4
      @The_Crying_Child_Fnaf_4 3 місяці тому +3

      Yup

  • @eridaASMR
    @eridaASMR 3 роки тому +1365

    “bag of flesh is very attached to piece of fabric” NO ASMR WILL EVER TOP THE JOY THIS LINE BROUGHT ME

    • @CeCe-ps7wy
      @CeCe-ps7wy 3 роки тому +30

      Not going to question WHY we have the towel were did they take us from!?

    • @eridaASMR
      @eridaASMR 3 роки тому +59

      @@CeCe-ps7wy did- did they take us out of the shower????!!!!

    • @DarkShadows713
      @DarkShadows713 3 роки тому +59

      CeCe One should always know where one's towel is - it's probably the most useful thing an interstellar traveler can carry. ;)

    • @lixyororke
      @lixyororke 3 роки тому +14

      @@redpanda2858 it’s like 5 minutes in, you must’ve passed out so fast to miss that lmaooo

    • @berigg5940
      @berigg5940 3 роки тому +3

      Ikr

  • @patrickh3895
    @patrickh3895 3 роки тому +3929

    Alien: “Shush, everything is ok”
    Me: “Oh is it ok?! Is everything ok?! Because I’m still up here in this ship, millions of miles from home! Being forced to eat alien Jell-O! And suffering with bruised self esteem cause y’all thought I was a cow!

    • @cielo638
      @cielo638 3 роки тому +124

      It's 3 am and I laughed so hard- XD

    • @cherry_blossom5372
      @cherry_blossom5372 3 роки тому +23

      😂

    • @citizen-7xl5
      @citizen-7xl5 3 роки тому +97

      Now, now Patrick we’ve all had a bit of a time up here, its no reason to blow your top

    • @LeahTheDevil
      @LeahTheDevil 3 роки тому +18

      😂
      I can't stop laughing-

    • @firehalo7315
      @firehalo7315 3 роки тому +15

      Yea but I likd Jell-O

  • @ozzi9816
    @ozzi9816 3 роки тому +1795

    I really like this series. Having someone just genuinely curious about you and wanting to study you for the sake of getting to understand you better… it feels nice

  • @ChaosM_Cube
    @ChaosM_Cube 2 роки тому +487

    *TIMESTAMPS*
    only bc i didnt see anyone else do them 😁
    Im soooo sorry I did this so late but if you're seeing this then you can't get enough of this video either (also i mainly did this for my self as well)
    0:00 - Beeblebrox is in trouble
    0:42 - Pre-Inspection
    1:56 - Inspection Starts (i think?)
    2:17 - Dinner time!!
    5:03 - Heart/ lung Inspection
    7:03 - Let us get a little clo *SER*
    10:07 - Replacement Slime on Skin
    13:43 - Pores are stimulated
    15:40 - Looking with light up nasal cavity
    16:37 - Replacement Slime up nasal cavity
    19:30 - Checking Eyes (ooo light triggers)
    22:16 - Replacement Slime on Eyes
    24:24 - Smell Test
    26:35 - Checking Ears (personal favorite)
    28:41 - Getting another closer look (another personal favorite)
    30:40 - Searching though Hair
    34:20 - Results
    35:45 - Ending
    If anything is incorrect please correct me and i will double check 😁

    • @BellaMyJingles
      @BellaMyJingles Рік тому +16

      Ty

    • @nany_quinha
      @nany_quinha Рік тому +19

      I abs love how you decided to name each of those 🤣🤣🤣 but specially love the first one and "pores are stimulated" im dying

    • @whiskey_pink_42
      @whiskey_pink_42 Рік тому +12

      Thank you!!!! I always appreciate when someone takes the time to do this.

    • @cloudykumorii
      @cloudykumorii 3 місяці тому

      glad to know that you also find the ear inspection a favorite! I do too and I really want her to do more😌

  • @soreneldritch
    @soreneldritch 3 роки тому +1024

    1:25 "A towel is just about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry." One should always know where one's towel is.

    • @senzu_squad
      @senzu_squad 3 роки тому +31

      That’s probably what she was referring to

    • @numbles
      @numbles 3 роки тому +25

      I love the reference :)

    • @MochaCoffeeArt
      @MochaCoffeeArt 3 роки тому +29

      *My childhood intensifies*
      SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH

    • @AlcoholicDrunkDriver
      @AlcoholicDrunkDriver 2 роки тому +6

      POV: we have the towel because we got abducted from the shower when we JUST JUUUUSSSTTT got out

    • @notyoutube6603
      @notyoutube6603 2 роки тому +1

      @@AlcoholicDrunkDriver ey, kinda thought that too, but wouldn't aliens strip your belongings anyway

  • @ic0ff332
    @ic0ff332 3 роки тому +1383

    19:50
    “Follow light not cow”
    A few seconds later:
    “Look over here bag of flesh” 😂

    • @xxflayioxx2031
      @xxflayioxx2031 3 роки тому +17

      Ikr😂 but we are made of *Flesh*

    • @ic0ff332
      @ic0ff332 3 роки тому +12

      @@xxflayioxx2031 ikr but- are we a BAG of flesh HmmMmMmMmMmMmM
      ThAtS gOt Me ThInKiNg

    • @VoidWalkerOblivion
      @VoidWalkerOblivion 3 роки тому +7

      She likes to be precise. I appreciate that about her.

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 3 роки тому +10

      n Do you ever feel
      Like a Fleshtic bag

    • @korihasdied
      @korihasdied 3 роки тому +9

      @@RennieAsh stuck in a alien ship

  • @JBOBloedsinn
    @JBOBloedsinn 3 роки тому +2639

    Alien: "Not cow."
    Me: "Yes, for I am in fact a horse. Just look at my long face."

    • @Scoobydcs
      @Scoobydcs 3 роки тому +28

      I wondered where you were going with that lol

    • @grug2759
      @grug2759 3 роки тому +38

      Maybe my girlfriend would love me if I had certain long qualities of a horse.

    • @builtdifferently485
      @builtdifferently485 3 роки тому +14

      @@grug2759 believe in the possibilities of modern surgeries lol

    • @Me-Myself-nI
      @Me-Myself-nI 3 роки тому +40

      Jean from aot joined the chat xD

    • @grug2759
      @grug2759 3 роки тому +14

      @@builtdifferently485 don’t worry I was joking I don’t even have a girlfriend

  • @AL-cc3mj
    @AL-cc3mj 11 місяців тому +187

    the beef with beebelbrox is so funny for no reason.
    “I spoke with brood-mother,
    you are in trouble 😒”

    • @SwitchyOnYT
      @SwitchyOnYT 4 місяці тому +1

      She wants Beeblebrox DEAD.

  • @martagodoy604
    @martagodoy604 3 роки тому +898

    I never thought being called a “not-cow” would be so confident boosting 🥰

    • @voidamx4283
      @voidamx4283 3 роки тому +33

      Yeah and then we were called “bag of flesh” 🤣

    • @stacymcclinton8801
      @stacymcclinton8801 3 роки тому

      *Me thinking I’m the only one that thought that*🙃

    • @TheGalacticWest
      @TheGalacticWest 3 роки тому

      @@stacymcclinton8801 i though it was back of flesh.

    • @JulieandWill
      @JulieandWill 3 роки тому

      @@TheGalacticWest okay new name
      " *Back* of flesh"

  • @heliosfromacrossastar878
    @heliosfromacrossastar878 3 роки тому +3142

    Yesss a sequel! The “infant cow?” has become an inside joke between my and my partner :)

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  3 роки тому +486

      Loool omg I love that!!

    • @mohamedninja85
      @mohamedninja85 3 роки тому +38

      @@AmyKayASMR omg wow love you asmr end you haircut

    • @AsherLogan129
      @AsherLogan129 3 роки тому +51

      I probably would have went with “not-cow”, but “infant cow” works too.

    • @beepobeepo
      @beepobeepo 3 роки тому +7

      @qeuarfbhq3iwushbq huh???

    • @heiceonmycreamtillicone
      @heiceonmycreamtillicone 3 роки тому +4

      @qeuarfbhq3iwushbq bruh- why ú-ù

  • @deawinter
    @deawinter 3 роки тому +2212

    Today on “useless science knowledge I got from UA-cam”: the reason mammals do not breathe through their skin is because the concentration of oxygen in our atmosphere isn’t high enough for diffusion to work for anything larger than a bug. On a planet with a denser, more oxygen-rich atmosphere, an intelligent insect-like people is plausible!

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 3 роки тому +52

      oh my god

    • @vaderothormbiten
      @vaderothormbiten 3 роки тому +56

      Just got extreme starship trooper chills from reading that

    • @jules2446
      @jules2446 3 роки тому +23

      Anyone got Qu vibes from “inelegant insect-like life”?

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 3 роки тому +73

      yea!! i was hyped hearing her say that we're probably not used to the concentration of oxygen on her ship because they'd need that to sustain their size! (the moist skin helps as well i would think, like an amphibian or something)
      related fun science fact - that's the reason there were huge bugs during the carboniferous and permian periods back in prehistoric days. there was a boom in oxygen production that allowed arthropods to become absolutely massive. when oxygen levels dropped, the larger bugs died out.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 3 роки тому +3

      Mammals arnt the only ones that dont breath through their skin...

  • @daelnelbel
    @daelnelbel 3 роки тому +350

    You bet I'm attached to that piece of fabric, it's an incredibly useful tool, and all hitchhikers should always have their piece of fabric close at hand!

    • @christianschoff2490
      @christianschoff2490 8 місяців тому +4

      I was wondering if she was doing a Hitchhiker's reference!

    • @daelnelbel
      @daelnelbel 8 місяців тому +3

      @@christianschoff2490 Towels are indeed amazing!

  • @mdforbes500
    @mdforbes500 3 роки тому +2592

    Alien: "Not-cow continues to moo like cow"
    Me: "No, that's called speech - I'm talking to you..."
    Alien: "Curious..."

    • @squidle7812
      @squidle7812 3 роки тому +62

      Plot twist: cows speak to alien visitors and tell them secrets about the government

    • @avagumm5565
      @avagumm5565 3 роки тому +29

      Plot twist: Alien speaks cow and tells them what happens to their milk

    • @Jamesmartel16
      @Jamesmartel16 2 роки тому +23

      What if we're talking english but they are trapping us in a abductor cage where we talk cow language

    • @AlcoholicDrunkDriver
      @AlcoholicDrunkDriver 2 роки тому +9

      @@Jamesmartel16 omfg- i think you onto something (you're welcome for you're comment like)

    • @fluffywanheda4949
      @fluffywanheda4949 2 роки тому

      @@squidle7812 government counter acts with robot pigeons spying earth

  • @bagodrago
    @bagodrago 3 роки тому +457

    “Hello not-cow”
    Me: Moo?
    “Shhh everything is alright”

  • @captainfusselbart
    @captainfusselbart 3 роки тому +396

    I love the Douglas Addams reference. A towel and "Do not panic". You are genius

    • @jeremyfrost2636
      @jeremyfrost2636 3 роки тому +32

      Also the NPC's name being Beeblebrox.

    • @blazeclarke
      @blazeclarke 3 роки тому +13

      I'm surprised so many seem to have missed this. Very cleverly snuck in and a nice touch for sure

    • @darkwyve
      @darkwyve 3 роки тому +8

      @@blazeclarke Not everyone is familiar with Douglas Adams' 5 book 'trilogy'.
      ...sadly, and unfortunately. ;)

    • @enoughothis
      @enoughothis 3 роки тому +5

      @@darkwyve, sad that many don't know the Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything.

    • @yoir6905
      @yoir6905 3 роки тому +5

      @@enoughothis ahem I do it's 42

  • @rubikfan1
    @rubikfan1 3 роки тому +83

    24:51 as a chemist. I mast say. Never ever smell a bottle like that if you dont know what it is. If you want to smell chemicals. Wave you hand above the opening then smell from 10cm or so distant. This make it less heavy on the noise. Because some smells can be harsh. Try ammonia. Or worse butyric acid. You will fall backwards if you smell with a full noise.
    Be safe

    • @futuristicgirl14
      @futuristicgirl14 2 роки тому +8

      How should one consume the “drink me” bottle in Alice in Wonderland?

    • @rubikfan1
      @rubikfan1 2 роки тому +13

      @@futuristicgirl14chemist dont have protocol for drinking. As drinking chemicals whould serverly shorten your livespan.

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 Рік тому +5

      @@rubikfan1 but
      .
      .
      Chemical tasty :DD

    • @xirion3567
      @xirion3567 Рік тому

      ​@@siradmin6791 This has to be the most valid reason to drink a suspicious "Drink Me" potion ever...

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 Рік тому +6

      @@xirion3567 if potion bad
      Why it look colorful? :(

  • @loveshaneforever
    @loveshaneforever 3 роки тому +601

    The way it sounds like she combined “inspect” and “investigate” into “inspestigate” in the first couple minutes is adorable

    • @itzlucky_7495
      @itzlucky_7495 9 місяців тому +1

      I did not realize that's what she was saying thank you for bringing this to my attention

  • @superpeytendo64
    @superpeytendo64 3 роки тому +2758

    "We meet again, not-cow"
    Me, spitting out the grass I was chewing: "SHIT, WHAT GAVE IT AWAY-?!"

  • @haylee7851
    @haylee7851 3 роки тому +516

    "Nod in agreement or moo, I do not mind"
    I will moo, not because you gave me the choice but because it seems more fun

  • @veestoca1974
    @veestoca1974 3 роки тому +125

    “Gargling sounds, *SWHEHENDJDJDS* like that”
    That was so funny to me :’)

  • @coledibiase1777
    @coledibiase1777 3 роки тому +216

    The exasperation in her voice when she says "We only abduct cow!" Is superb.
    0:11

  • @nolongermymain9413
    @nolongermymain9413 3 роки тому +128

    This is my favorite character. Something about the way she talks is amazing.
    I also love that every experiment she attempts on us could very well kill us because alien food and substances

  • @bimlauyomashitobi421
    @bimlauyomashitobi421 3 роки тому +2284

    “You want me to call you human? No no no, that wouldn’t make sense; you poor thing, must be confused and delirious.”
    Damn you, already establishing lore and mysteries for the series. Guess I’ll have to keep tuning in now.

    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 3 роки тому +71

      Makes you wonder. What does she mean by that exactly?

    • @beanamatic1876
      @beanamatic1876 3 роки тому +110

      Based on the references to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Beeblebrox, the towel, "Don't Panic"), I'm guessing the Earth might have been destroyed as it was in the first book

    • @user-gn1td5ts9m
      @user-gn1td5ts9m 3 роки тому +2

      @@beanamatic1876 What-

    • @ahdiwjnaydjjs
      @ahdiwjnaydjjs 3 роки тому +62

      @@user-gn1td5ts9m throughout the video she makes a lot of references to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a book that starts with the Earth going bye bye. So, it may have been just another reference, like, you can't be human if the Earth is gone along with all of humanity. Only dolphins would remain from Earth. And cows apparently.

    • @user-gn1td5ts9m
      @user-gn1td5ts9m 3 роки тому +9

      @@ahdiwjnaydjjs Ohhhh, alright now that makes sense

  • @gwynheimer
    @gwynheimer 3 роки тому +60

    omg when she took the towel away and then suddenly gave it back and told me not to panic i just burst into tears like omg for some reason that was so soothing

    • @Unicats1987
      @Unicats1987 Рік тому +6

      You shall not touch my belongings especially not my 3ft stuffed animal I use that for snuggling

  • @tfreely
    @tfreely 3 роки тому +268

    "Not Cow" is a term that my friend uses for humans at her animal Sanctuary, Critter Creek Farm Sanctuary. It was cute hearing that term here!

    • @DominicBelzebub
      @DominicBelzebub 3 роки тому +21

      Can you pat a cow on the head and say I said hi please?

  • @pokemonmaster185
    @pokemonmaster185 3 роки тому +2576

    “This is not cow”
    Everyone named kao:😦

  • @seignee
    @seignee 3 роки тому +272

    I like to imagine Beeblebrox as a flustered worker who was never able to abduct anything on his first day.
    He was ready to tell Amy's character he brought nothing, but was forced to just claim us (maybe he caught us climbing the ship for curiosity reasons) or else he would've had nothing to show to Brood Mother.

    • @seignee
      @seignee 3 роки тому +32

      or maybe not flustered actually, i think he thinks he's too smart to be abducting cows for a living and probably aspires for more. He might be a sly thief kind of character. Like an alien with the personality of a Khajiit, or the Racoon from the guardians of the galaxy.
      Too lazy to do this menial job he finds no value in, but could easily accomplish it if he actually wanted to.

    • @vampiregoatz
      @vampiregoatz 3 роки тому +8

      @@seignee no lol the character is zapphod beeblebrox from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and he's cool as fuck and also the president of the galaxy she references the book a bunch more times so thats obviously who shes talking about

    • @whizzwhizzx3
      @whizzwhizzx3 3 роки тому +2

      It's not that deep

    • @supersaraqxz548
      @supersaraqxz548 3 роки тому +11

      My headcanon is that Beeblebrox was kinda tired that day when they realised they had to abduct a cow RIGHT NOW but didn't find one, and as another commenter said (bad day to wear the view onesie) we were simply wearing a cow onesie and happened to be near and Beeblebrox just thought "Ah screw it this will do"
      And that's my story xD

    • @gooquestione
      @gooquestione 3 роки тому +5

      @@whizzwhizzx3 no fun allowed

  • @marsbard5976
    @marsbard5976 2 роки тому +82

    0
    2:48 - 4:03
    Jello (I think...)
    4:10 - 4:48
    Writing
    7:30 - 8:55
    Face close up "very interesting,"
    9:02 - 9:18
    Writing
    9:47 - 9:59
    Cap pops and tapping
    10:00 - 10:04
    Pumping
    10:06 - 10:45
    Rubbing hands together
    10:51 - 13:44
    Moisturizing face
    13:54 - 14:20
    Checking face
    14:28 - 15:02
    Writing
    15:41 - 15:59
    Checking our nasal cavities
    16:13 - 16:16
    Liquid shaking
    16:31 - 18:08
    Cap Popping and qutip
    18:48 - 19:22
    Writing
    19:32 - 21:01
    Clicking flashlight/Checking eyes and "what is this?"
    21:11 - 21:45
    Writing
    22:13 - 23:52
    Cap Popping and wetting eye
    24:42 - 25:37
    Testing sense of smell
    25:43 - 26:25
    Writing

  • @unholysheepgod1293
    @unholysheepgod1293 3 роки тому +863

    Me and my twin use "who abducted this" "who's cow is this" when someone we don't know comes and knocks on the front door now lol

    • @lillylouu
      @lillylouu 3 роки тому +51

      The said person who comes knocking and being called "cow" 👁️👄👁️

    • @janblau4839
      @janblau4839 3 роки тому +3

      LMAO

    • @unholysheepgod1293
      @unholysheepgod1293 3 роки тому +7

      @@keshakep295 Yep xD

    • @unholysheepgod1293
      @unholysheepgod1293 3 роки тому +7

      @@lillylouu we do it from like the other room after they leave so they don't hear it lol

  • @zzzleepytime3318
    @zzzleepytime3318 3 роки тому +1627

    "Hoo-man? No, no...you're delirious..."
    Me: I bet Beeblebrox would've listened to me 😒

  • @blackbird9421
    @blackbird9421 3 роки тому +309

    I’m so relieved that I still have my towel with me, the Guide is clear about never going to space without it

    • @Manjensan
      @Manjensan 3 роки тому +5

      Don't Panic.

    • @xhollyxful
      @xhollyxful 3 роки тому +7

      Ah greeting fellow hitchhikers, glad to see we have our towels and that the babel fish provided seem to be working well

    • @shepard-commander
      @shepard-commander 3 роки тому +5

      *wakes up in alien spaceship* "Oh, no. Not again."

    • @teamobi3327
      @teamobi3327 3 роки тому +1

      I scream-laughed when the first word out of her mouth was Beeblebrox. This will all end in tears, I just know it, even if I am a hoopy frood.

    • @LetThereBeChaos
      @LetThereBeChaos 3 роки тому +2

      So long and thanks for all the fish!

  • @americanman3091
    @americanman3091 2 роки тому +37

    I honestly would love to see a new continuation of this. Like years after the the video of the final examination where they meet again and she's learned a lot more about humans

  • @ano8186
    @ano8186 3 роки тому +798

    "This is not cow! We only abduct cow!"
    -Alien trying their best

  • @jaxwalker5349
    @jaxwalker5349 3 роки тому +2728

    Theory: beeblerox abducted a baby human, considering we are "bag" of flesh and not flesh creature, and that we needed to be spoonfed the jello food, and that we were extremely attached to a 'piece of fabric' (probably a blanket) leading me to believe a 'being raised among aliens' series could be a possibility

    • @reese3204
      @reese3204 3 роки тому +150

      I don't think a baby would be able to tell her that it's a human haha

    • @YesFrogYes
      @YesFrogYes 3 роки тому +107

      @@reese3204 toddler

    • @reese3204
      @reese3204 3 роки тому +34

      @@YesFrogYes toddlers don't need to be spoonfed lol

    • @YesFrogYes
      @YesFrogYes 3 роки тому +80

      @@reese3204 Disabled toddler

    • @MrKrabsSidePiece
      @MrKrabsSidePiece 3 роки тому +102

      @@YesFrogYes you may be onto something

  • @Bumbletastic02
    @Bumbletastic02 3 роки тому +2199

    Imagine, all we actually hear is alien talk..
    Alien- “blee woo mon zer mer waa dee moo”
    Me- “What in the intergalactic space mumbo-jumbo is she saying… an why is she mooing at me”

  • @carolineASMR
    @carolineASMR 2 роки тому +79

    This is my new favorite series 🐮 I love your sense of humor :D

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  2 роки тому +19

      Ahhh thank youuuu for watching 😊💜 you are so sweet!!!

  • @ivycentral8694
    @ivycentral8694 3 роки тому +220

    the fact that she just tries her best to understand and be kind to us is amazing. I feel well loved.

  • @Yaho3820
    @Yaho3820 3 роки тому +1696

    I'm getting way too attached to her, I just imagine a small child enjoying the slime while being examined and giggling at her.

    • @grayson.gallow
      @grayson.gallow 3 роки тому +141

      WAIT THAT'S SO CUTE WHAT

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 роки тому +109

      HOLD UP THAT MAKES SENSE

    • @Akikai.2
      @Akikai.2 3 роки тому +58

      Ok now that's too cute

    • @naviroow4030
      @naviroow4030 3 роки тому +30

      Aaaawwww that’s cute 😩🥺

    • @harrowingseer
      @harrowingseer 3 роки тому +45

      y'know what I'd watch this if it was a movie. Reminds me of plots of older movies. All sci-fi and stuff.

  • @TheRivieraKid
    @TheRivieraKid 3 роки тому +341

    Never before has the word “moo” sounded more adorable.

  • @railynnhimes2324
    @railynnhimes2324 Рік тому +11

    "I don't want you in pain", she's so sweet, my favorite alien ever. She tries to take care of us.

  • @SeparateWay
    @SeparateWay 3 роки тому +118

    My goodness, why is hearing a gentle spoken "moo" so relaxing?

  • @kristiepetillo4620
    @kristiepetillo4620 3 роки тому +951

    AAAAAA "PIECE OF FABRIC" IS OUR TOWEL AND BEEBLEBROX STOLE US WET AND NAKED FROM THE SHOWER 😂😂😂

    • @AmyKayASMR
      @AmyKayASMR  3 роки тому +467

      Hahah no no no it's a reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 😆 I'd never leave you exposed that that 🤣

    • @oliviah663
      @oliviah663 3 роки тому +79

      OH NO 🤣🤣 That would be hilarious, tho

    • @sweatyskeleton7390
      @sweatyskeleton7390 3 роки тому +73

      @@AmyKayASMR
      THAT'S why he's named Beeblebrox!

    • @asdrewq988
      @asdrewq988 3 роки тому +41

      Thank God I’m not the only one thinking that🤣

    • @professorpantherhardraad3921
      @professorpantherhardraad3921 3 роки тому +25

      @@AmyKayASMR Does that mean we can expect you to give us a toothbrush? Or some biscuits?

  • @lego4virgo
    @lego4virgo 3 роки тому +387

    Amy Alien: "You're not a cow..."
    Me: "Doja Cat says otherwise."
    (My probing was less traumatic and more soothing than expected)

  • @maximusatlas9377
    @maximusatlas9377 3 роки тому +98

    Alien: Say ah, say moo
    Me: I'm not a cow but saying moo here seems like the better option because she is a nice alien. I shall comply. 🤣

  • @funnygermandoctor
    @funnygermandoctor 3 роки тому +407

    Alien: So... you are not cow?
    "Moo."
    Alien: *visible confusion*

  • @americanpidgeot6486
    @americanpidgeot6486 3 роки тому +691

    If I don’t stop being called “bag of flesh” I’m going to remove my bones.

    • @voidamx4283
      @voidamx4283 3 роки тому +23

      Personally I prefer the term

    • @B_bang22
      @B_bang22 3 роки тому +28

      r/rarethreats?

    • @americanpidgeot6486
      @americanpidgeot6486 3 роки тому +25

      That’s it, no one else is allowed to like this comment. I can only fit so many people in the Boneless Van.

    • @FizStick
      @FizStick 3 роки тому +11

      @@americanpidgeot6486 boneless van-

    • @showandteeelllll8773
      @showandteeelllll8773 3 роки тому +9

      Wouldn't you still be a bag of flesh, just dead and more malleable if you removed all your bones???

  • @mogus6151
    @mogus6151 3 роки тому +642

    "If not cow, then what?"
    Me:"I'm a pterodactyl"
    *screeches*

    • @karishayes4003
      @karishayes4003 3 роки тому +11

      Onistly I had know idea what a Pterodactyl was then I was like "oh-".. I'm dumb

    • @TragicTester034
      @TragicTester034 3 роки тому +5

      Technically it would be Pteranodon not Pterodactyl

    • @Felix-qo7wv
      @Felix-qo7wv 3 роки тому +4

      Same bro I’m a pterodactyl
      *screeches*

    • @Alisibeth_Talia212
      @Alisibeth_Talia212 3 роки тому

      Mood

    • @squirmyyish2824
      @squirmyyish2824 3 роки тому +3

      @@Alisibeth_Talia212 honestly

  • @crafted_table
    @crafted_table 3 роки тому +25

    I ain’t even gonna lie, this is one of my all time favorite asmr videos. For some reason I always fall asleep to it and not any other video.

  • @JamieBFilms
    @JamieBFilms 3 роки тому +210

    Beeblebrox should know more than he's letting on... Well depends how many pan galactic gargle blasters hes had, the hoopy frood!

  • @ren9389
    @ren9389 3 роки тому +129

    I am like 90% sure that the background noise is a warp engine from star trek.
    I used to listen to the enterprise D's warp engines to go to sleep because star trek is always comforting for me, so this is very relaxing.

  • @AGATHA13502
    @AGATHA13502 3 роки тому +154

    I deep down knew that singing "Moo" by Doja Cat in the middle of the night could be possibly a bad idea and here I'm abducted by aliens

  • @americanman3091
    @americanman3091 5 місяців тому +5

    2 years later and this is still by far one of my favorite videos that you've done.

    • @meganwatt7590
      @meganwatt7590 5 місяців тому +1

      When she’s checking our faces, how would she react to face piercings

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 3 роки тому +1939

    “If not cow, then what?”
    I am real man, would you like to go skateboards?

    • @zodiack1llano548
      @zodiack1llano548 3 роки тому +104

      i understood that reference

    • @insanic2917
      @insanic2917 3 роки тому +29

      I got that lol

    • @Skye244
      @Skye244 3 роки тому +37

      We would love to go skateboards

    • @Lodethebig
      @Lodethebig 3 роки тому +74

      _whispers_ skateboards...

    • @Lucifer01432
      @Lucifer01432 3 роки тому +28

      @@zodiack1llano548 I understood THAT reference

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia3552 3 роки тому +260

    The voice and mannerisms of this character are so soothing, I keep coming back here every night to fall asleep

    • @Whocares158
      @Whocares158 2 роки тому +2

      Same.
      I always fall asleep to this.

  • @Halo1Based
    @Halo1Based 3 роки тому +1186

    "Bag of flesh is very attached to fabric" its his blanket, dont steal others blankets man. THEY'RE PRECIOUS

    • @the_protectorof_smols3563
      @the_protectorof_smols3563 3 роки тому +19

      Be me an aspie who needs a specific level of pressure and texture in my blankets to even have a snowballs chance in hell of sleeping
      Be alien who tries to take said blankets
      End Result=☠️

    • @RandomGerman8008
      @RandomGerman8008 3 роки тому +56

      actually it's a towel. Hitchikers guide to the galaxy reference.
      Always carry around a towel with you. Especially on space trips.
      Apparently it's more versatile than humans intended use.

    • @dousc7579
      @dousc7579 3 роки тому +31

      @@RandomGerman8008 I thought it was implying we were naked lmao

    • @youraveragewallflower6885
      @youraveragewallflower6885 3 роки тому +3

      @@dousc7579 😂

    • @impressed4072
      @impressed4072 3 роки тому +9

      Its probably cold af on that spaceship

  • @Matlopita
    @Matlopita 3 роки тому +19

    I have watched this video like 18-19 nights and I have never made it all the way to the end without falling asleep

  • @reydragonclaw1128
    @reydragonclaw1128 3 роки тому +682

    I need a whole frickin series of this. This is the MOST I've EVER tingled, and I don't even tingle that much.

  • @atlasthetitan463
    @atlasthetitan463 3 роки тому +227

    I love how whenever she casts a shadow she becomes green! That’s such a lovely, unintended touch!!

    • @gladius_arbor
      @gladius_arbor 3 роки тому

      Whaaaaaaaaaa?

    • @ahdiwjnaydjjs
      @ahdiwjnaydjjs 3 роки тому

      @@gladius_arbor look at the shadows on her face.

    • @zerorotting9059
      @zerorotting9059 3 роки тому

      dude how did i not notice this sooner? it’s so obvious

    • @PaperRabbitsArts
      @PaperRabbitsArts 3 роки тому +2

      It is cool but that’s just color theory babes.

  • @MoonlightCottageASMR
    @MoonlightCottageASMR 3 роки тому +864

    💜💜💜💜💜 (most constructive comment ever)

  • @baileygarcia7324
    @baileygarcia7324 2 роки тому +27

    “Very good my cow very good”
    That part was making me laugh so much.

  • @sanstheskeleton3065
    @sanstheskeleton3065 3 роки тому +210

    OMG YESS ANOTHER ONE WOOOHOO
    you have no idea how many times i rewatched the first one

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 3 роки тому +66

    An alien named after Zaphod Beeblebrox and I'm carrying a towel? This is officially the best video on the internet, I've read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe (Galaxy) at least 10 times!

  • @Moquxa
    @Moquxa 3 роки тому +20

    “say moo”
    aw thats so wholesome!
    qwq its so cutee i loved this one!

  • @levrienthebaconlord9776
    @levrienthebaconlord9776 3 роки тому +559

    Alien: "Broodmother is very interested in this one"
    A small yellow child on a bus: "-Chuckle- He's in danger"

  • @nikolaoseva
    @nikolaoseva 3 роки тому +982

    "So this is not cow"
    "Finally you understand it has been very disrespectful to be called a cow all the time"
    "Hello not cow"
    "God fucking damn it really can't be any worse than this"
    "How do you feel pack of flesh"
    "... I'll try going to earth on foot"

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 роки тому +11

      🤣

    • @bluestar_kun
      @bluestar_kun 3 роки тому +5

      Lol

    • @BigMan-wi2hu
      @BigMan-wi2hu 3 роки тому +27

      I am human
      “ human? no no you must be going delirious from tests”
      Eat your food and go to sleep”
      Bruh Please call me human

    • @paulcollins1841
      @paulcollins1841 3 роки тому +10

      I was reading the part of this comment that says how do you feel pack of flesh and then amy said pack of flesh as soon as I started reading the part how do you feel pack of flesh

    • @whoami405
      @whoami405 3 роки тому +4

      I thought she said “bag of flesh” lol

  • @bookwormed-geek7772
    @bookwormed-geek7772 3 роки тому +498

    Alien: "If not-cow then what are you?"
    me: "I am from a galaxy far far away...like very far away, on an planet where I learned that Darth Vadar hates sand."

  • @ALCvideoprofile
    @ALCvideoprofile 3 роки тому +20

    Please more of these! I love this and am starting to really like being called "Not cow"

  • @deathbypotato7287
    @deathbypotato7287 3 роки тому +149

    Oh thank god I'm not a cow, I was really worried for a second there.

  • @sepiaswirl
    @sepiaswirl 3 роки тому +127

    I don’t know why, but being called not cow is genuinely very relaxing. I feel safe 😌

  • @ggarner3169
    @ggarner3169 3 роки тому +189

    I didn't think being called a "bag of flesh" could be not threatening

  • @fireball0525
    @fireball0525 Рік тому +6

    I’ve watched these so many times and still haven’t gotten tired of these and I don’t think I ever will tbh

  • @panzercrewman616
    @panzercrewman616 3 роки тому +2090

    “It’s ok, bag of flesh”
    Yes, I have no bones. I only have organs and skin. I am the living reincarnation of blob
    Edit: wow, this got a lot of likes. Thanks ;)

    • @SalemsForgottenWitch
      @SalemsForgottenWitch 3 роки тому +58

      Mate, we don't even have organs nor skin anymore, we're just flesh, no brain, no organs, just flesh, just *_blob_*

    • @shilomclain8773
      @shilomclain8773 3 роки тому +11

      Now I wanna watch the blob

    • @ashes4912
      @ashes4912 3 роки тому +4

      *blob*

    • @panzercrewman616
      @panzercrewman616 3 роки тому +5

      @@shilomclain8773 have you seen the movie, the blob? Pretty good movie

    • @shilomclain8773
      @shilomclain8773 3 роки тому +5

      @@panzercrewman616 yes have seen it, now I just wanna watch it again

  • @donler1035
    @donler1035 3 роки тому +96

    PART TWO LETS GOOOO! Part one gave me tingles!

  • @lordinquisitorsec7532
    @lordinquisitorsec7532 3 роки тому +112

    This is the longest damn time I've been abducted by aliens when stealing back my neighbour's cow for him. Still, at least these aliens seem friendly enough. Of course I'm not actually a cow.

  • @SkyeVera334
    @SkyeVera334 3 роки тому +19

    I love how she repeats things when moving from ear to ear, I can't hear out of my left ear so it's great she repeats as she moves!

  • @MorphumaxPrime
    @MorphumaxPrime 3 роки тому +351

    I don’t know which one to be more offended at; being called “cow”, “not-cow”, or “bag-of-flesh”.
    Also I loved “insvestigate” in the beginning lol

  • @aasilashlily6681
    @aasilashlily6681 3 роки тому +347

    "Elevated heart rate. Most likely from delicacies."
    Yeah it couldn't possibly be a beautiful alien girl is touching me to listen to my heart beat. Definitely the food 🥰

    • @matisst-georges9668
      @matisst-georges9668 3 роки тому +23

      Alien: There is some redness here
      Me: 😳 no no redness I don't know what you are talking about
      Alien: probably dry out
      Me: yeah that's it I'm drying out 😅

    • @lilacbeauty._
      @lilacbeauty._ 3 роки тому +6

      Bro, I scrolled by this comment as she said it-

    • @ninachan4234
      @ninachan4234 3 роки тому +2

      Ah yes "hear beat" 🧷🧷🧷🧷🧷🧷

    • @Officer_Soap
      @Officer_Soap 3 роки тому +15

      You fool I’m not a cow I’m a lesbian

    • @FalseDelta
      @FalseDelta 3 роки тому +11

      @@Officer_Soap I thought you were American?

  • @Riitoo29
    @Riitoo29 3 роки тому +358

    Alien: "gurgling sounds"
    Alien:
    "Æąěűųğh, like that. 😌"

    • @Troflin_Productions
      @Troflin_Productions 3 роки тому +3

      Read this as it was happening in the video

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 роки тому +1

      @@Troflin_Productions same bro

    • @aceofnone899
      @aceofnone899 3 роки тому +3

      Funny enough, so did I. A funny coincidence

  • @Sanityku
    @Sanityku Рік тому +26

    Normally if I heard someone call me a “bag of flesh” I’d be terrified but in this case it’s actually very nice and funny-

  • @YourMajestyASMR
    @YourMajestyASMR 3 роки тому +287

    “ I was worried you were going to die-“
    Me- “YOU FED ME SOMETHING THAT MIGHT KILL ME?”
    “….. from lack of Substance ..”
    Me-“ oh.. oh okay.”

    • @avagumm5565
      @avagumm5565 3 роки тому +4

      "oh.. oh okay," Were you wanting too-

    • @YourMajestyASMR
      @YourMajestyASMR 3 роки тому +2

      @@avagumm5565 oh.. oh okay. As in like oh phew, thanks goodness. Sort of way!

  • @tinydancer6869
    @tinydancer6869 3 роки тому +58

    She started giving praise and head pats and settled into my phone in response. I half expected her to say "Bag of flesh responds positively to touch"

  • @jeonginvx
    @jeonginvx 3 роки тому +218

    Idk why but I just imagined real aliens watching this like:
    Amy Kay: Not cow.
    Aliens: write that down, write that down!!

  • @R3M1x875
    @R3M1x875 3 роки тому +4

    I cant stop coming back to this when i cant sleep, the smiles remind me of my mom coaxing me to sleep when i was younger, its extremely soothing for me in a way

  • @MajinRazzie
    @MajinRazzie 3 роки тому +198

    "Do you not have... slime producers in your nose?"
    Me with a serious cold: .... Are you sure it is my nose you're lookin' at?

    • @rubyanimations9208
      @rubyanimations9208 3 роки тому

      Lol i like just had one for like, 3, 2 1/2 weeks maybe probably 3

    • @0DD_FAC3
      @0DD_FAC3 3 роки тому

      I hope you get better

    • @MajinRazzie
      @MajinRazzie 3 роки тому

      @@0DD_FAC3 I'm doin' much better, thank you. Now there's only my throat messin' me with a lil'

    • @_starvilne2580
      @_starvilne2580 3 роки тому

      LMFAOOOOO I FELT THIS BC IM SICK TOO💔💔💔

    • @Ghosty_B0o
      @Ghosty_B0o 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @shaibear
    @shaibear 3 роки тому +35

    There is something so soothing about this series. I hope it continues.

  • @markus6431
    @markus6431 3 роки тому +34

    The first part of this quickly became one of my favourites I’m so glad there’s a part 2!!

  • @chae.legant_
    @chae.legant_ Рік тому +9

    I love how her tone changes when she is speaking to "Not cow" (us), Broodmother, and Beeblebrox 😭😭

  • @KelpieMomma
    @KelpieMomma 3 роки тому +44

    I was relaxed up until the Hitchhiker's reference. Then I was filled with giddy joy and had to take a moment to calm down. That's one of my favorite series 😂💚

  • @mayalouwho2597
    @mayalouwho2597 3 роки тому +172

    Me laying in bed with my comfort blanket “MY PIECE OF FABRIC!”

  • @deku9613
    @deku9613 3 роки тому +32

    "Bag of flesh," has got to be my favorite thing said in asmr in general. 10 outa 10. Love it.

  • @Whatyou._.lookingat
    @Whatyou._.lookingat Рік тому +12

    I like how the Alien is worried about not harming my ears but stuck a q-tip in my eyes.