Ugh, finally! Somebody on reddit finally said it! I'm sick and tired of people especially others using words they don't normally use just to look smart! And I agree completely--it's not impressive it's pretentious as hell! Don't need to treat people like idiots if you wanna date or make friends!
Leave youtube right now and explore reddit. I hate to be cliche or whatever but seriously.... reddit is the real internet. Everything else is a watered down rehash without the proper context.
clockhanded I would go to reddit, but I listen to these videos while falling asleep or on long drives. I’d rather listen than read, even if it’s lesser quality content. Doesn’t matter if it’s the good shit if imma be sleep in 10 mins
@@snivyshy2406 Oh sure. Im here for very similar reasons. These videos are always nice to listen to. I just feel like everyone should at least explore reddit once in their lifetime. Finding the right community can be life changing. Laugh harder than you've ever laughed. Connect with a stranger in brotherhood, community, or true love. Learn skills that shape your mind, future, reality. Or just escape for awhile in entertainment. Reddit is hyper-condensed version of the internet and if someone has NEVER been there, its worth browsing for awhile.
clockhanded wow! I’ve never had anyone talk up reddit like that. I’ve always just seen it as a place to either shit post or vent tbh... I’ll look into it :)
PSA it’s not your job to be nice to anyone. If a stranger is bothering you, never be afraid to tell them to fuck off, especially if you are in a public place.
The one about driving reckless. I can't agree more. I race, I drift but I do not do any of that with others in the car or when other cars are around (besides others Im racing), if I hit something and kill anyone it will be me, nobody but me. Fuck causing all that pain for other families and imagine surviving and having to live knowing you killed someone or multiple people. Nope fuck that shit.
If a guy makes you feel uncomfortable to around people and loudly say " Sir, I don't want to date you're making me very uncomfortable. If feel violated. I'm afraid."
When you stare at a person, not even a quick glance, like a full 2 minutes of staring. I know you like me but god please stop. And even some winking and eyebrow gestures
I was enjoying a delicious Reese’s cup until I heard “I love Blade Runner. Wesley Snipes is such a badass” and I shotgunned chocolate and peanut butter everywhere
During my many years of dating, I found that true gentlemen never had to advertise the fact in conversation. I have a younger half-brother who holds doors open for me, stands up when I come back to the table, and asks if he can bring me anything from the store. I then found out he loves Grand Opera. He and his wife were the best dressed people at my wedding (and that included my SO and I) His mom was the best mom I ever had, we're the biggest s**t kickers, H.P. Lovecraft-reading and Monty Python loving a-holes on the planet and my brother is a secret gentleman, then we insult each other and hate on our horrible cousins. I love him to death.
So to the story where the guy complains about gym shower teacher “willy”, you don’t know true horror, try starting a factory job at a printing plant right after high school, at the end of shift many old men would go to use the locker room shower and sometimes use the urinal before or after the shower completely naked, so being 18 and seeing that many old men give 100% no f**ks is far worse then just the gym teacher lol
A man at work asked me to go kayaking with him. I’m fat. At the time, I didn’t know how to swim and am afraid of water. I hesitated and said “I don’t think that will work”, but I didn’t want to tell him about my fear. He looked down my body and said “I think you’ll fit”. I must’ve looked as mad and annoyed as I was because he stopped talking. We never spoke again. It was just a deep cringe moment.
@8:56 Sometimes we don't "send" them most of the time, it's just a bro trying to be a wingman. Most of the time, it's against our will. More often we might just be shy because some girls WILL actually devour us and destroy our precious little self esteem entirely with biting profanity or shaming.
The kids who are insecure about their smiles :((( legit i was that kid, didnt show teeth bc i had just lost some, and now my front teeth are so far out that i still cant smile in pictures. Overbite and double chin and round face do not make for good photos
I just straight up don't have a smile, at least not on command. If I go with no teeth most people can't even tell, and if I go with teeth it looks like I'm just baring my teeth. School photographers hate me lmao.
I went to a club with some friends and one dude from the party we were at before jumped in the taxi with us He kept hitting on the girls (poorly),but he was maybe 1,70m tall and looked like a halloween mask When they showed no interest and the one girl kept talking to me and ignoring him, he turns to me, looks me in the eyes and grabs my crotch (i'm a dude) I push him off, warned him not to touch me or anyone else like that or he would regret it Immeately e started with the i'm sorry, it was just a joke, bla bla bla, and tries to grab it again Luckily for me i saw his hand that time, and lucky for him i saw the bouncer that was already waiting for me to do something
A guy in rehab who had the same birthday as mine kept trying to put do me. He joined a game of cards against humanity in which I was the only girl dark enough to play all the sickest cards. Since I’d already played the best card scenarios he inherited the best cards while I ended up with the more normal pedestrian hand. My dad tries to outdo me as well and he’s very well educated and I’m a dropout. How does this happen?
39:40 The handshake. My ex's new partner tried this one at my step-daughters' wedding. I'd actually offered my hand as a way to let him know there were no hard feelings and that he was welcome to the ex. Forever after he had to bow and scrape whenever he seen me. Had he not tried the alpha shite there would've been no need.
I was in this class about culture of different countries and the teacher asked do you guys speak any other languages i came out of nowhere and started talking in a shitty jamacian accent got memed for like 5 months after that still makes me wanna curl up in a ball and die
Most awkward moment with my first partner? We were in her room going at it in the morning. We’d been dating for a while, had sex a bunch, I stayed over at her place a lot. Later that day her dad suggested we get something to put in between her bed and the wall so we wouldn’t wake him up again. Yikes.... Edit: I went back to see what the askreddit question was and this def wasn’t it but is still a cringey thing from my first relationship aka the relationship I’m still in. This was probably a year ago or so now...
Lmfao i have a school picture cringe. In like kindergarten i i smiled in a way that makes the tendons in your neck kindof tighten (you kindof bring your lower lip and jaw down a bit and make a huge creeper smile basically idk how to describe it) when my mom saw the pics she was pissed and was like "why did u smile like that" i smiled like that because 5 year old me figured i was smiling REALLY good because i could feel the smile in my neck ROFL wtf.
I have a friend that ended up with two different pictures in the yearbook one year and both of them were fricken up. One picture was with his eyes closed 😌 and it was listed with first and last name. The other was him not ready for the picture yet 🙄 and was listed with his middle and last name. We gave him hell about it for a long time. 😂
i once stalked a=my crush, and catfished him. when he asked if he knew me, i tried to play it off, but ultimately said that i did, and asked why his last name changed. in the end, i deleted the account, and i still think about it to this day.
1:30 apparently this is a universal thing because the other night a Korean guy pretty much ragged on all the foreign women he's seen out here in a failed attempt to impress my Brazilian friend... Seriously, who told them this garbage works?
Godess I had a guy start manslpaining how to draw and talk about how great of an artist he was and showing off his art on Instagram. I’m an illustration Major and he new this and he, 1) didn’t ask me once to see mine and 2) was not great at art yet talked to me like I’d never picked up a pencil.
40:53 "Girls Are Not To Be Trusted" by Kevin Lol that Donald Glover (Childish Gambino) reference. Back when he was an NYU college student Source: ua-cam.com/video/Rcx4_CszaDI/v-deo.html
drunk men asserting dominance where I'm from results in a king hit. the best-case scenario with that one is a coma and months/years of re-learning to walk, speak, know your family. worst case is you die either from the punch or hitting the ground. have had family and friends lost to one dickhead being drunk and swinging. it's terrifying to think about, but more than anything just needless tragedy. please, PLEASE, if you're a man (or person, whatever) who fights when they're drunk or otherwise, you never know when you're going to kill someone and ruin myriad lives. dont swing.
A guy who knows you have a boyfriend and publicly tries to put pressure on you to say you would be his girlfriend is not a nice guy. He was only pretending to be your friend, and no longer wants to waste his time pretending. You were wrong about him being nice. Move on with a clear conscience.
As a shy socially awkward male, this just scares me to ever even attempt at figuring my sh*t out. Some of these are pretty extreme, but some of the more mild ones, I could totally see myself doing just because I don't know any better. I never learned how to be normal. I'm just beta i guess.
He thought it was cute to be unable to use tape to wrap up a box for shipping so I would come over and fix it. He actually tucked his chin in and made big eyes at me. He looked like a little girl!
I liked the video in 2.2 seconds and she busted through my wall and since I didn't have candy she took all my food from my fridge turned my sister into a toad and made my brother only able to speak rooster then took my dog's soul may he rest in peace 😔
i was thinking the exact same thing, actually. just carry a 500 s&w mexican style and youll be fine. "is that a .500 s&w magnum in your pants or are you just happy to see me"
The guys that do........... Well they do it because is works most of the time, I know guys that do some crazy things, yet there is always new women with em, guys in the gym I know, I cringe for em, when they are the ones that actually did or say it, it goes without saying, sometimes they are weird,
Was skipping school with my friend (frienemy) this boy john thought he could show off n rev up his POS blazer n he ended up breaking the Axel on his vehicle! He had to call his gf to pick us up n take us back to school! He had lied to his gf was he was originally going so he had to come up with new lies on y he was with us (my frienemy being his ex gf) He is still a doucheb acting like this 15yrs later!
The whole first 10 minutes is women literally complaining that men show interest in them and try to communicate with them with like 4 instances of actual dude bro behavior. Like, I'm sorry you have to deal with this guy trying to show you that hes as interested in your personality as he is your looks. If it's that much trouble I'll gladly take him.
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I like that the guy who says he avoids giraffe jokes because he's afraid they "will be over someone's head". That was priceless.
Ugh, finally! Somebody on reddit finally said it! I'm sick and tired of people especially others using words they don't normally use just to look smart! And I agree completely--it's not impressive it's pretentious as hell! Don't need to treat people like idiots if you wanna date or make friends!
I love the card mix up: “I was a little blonde girl for 3 months.”
25:23 "Suicide is Illegal" Well, I mean, if you're succesful, what are they going to do?
Used to be that failed suicides got those laws applied to them.
anybody else obsessed with these videos but never even been on reddit before ?
Leave youtube right now and explore reddit. I hate to be cliche or whatever but seriously.... reddit is the real internet. Everything else is a watered down rehash without the proper context.
clockhanded yeah, go to reddit
clockhanded I would go to reddit, but I listen to these videos while falling asleep or on long drives. I’d rather listen than read, even if it’s lesser quality content. Doesn’t matter if it’s the good shit if imma be sleep in 10 mins
@@snivyshy2406 Oh sure. Im here for very similar reasons. These videos are always nice to listen to. I just feel like everyone should at least explore reddit once in their lifetime. Finding the right community can be life changing. Laugh harder than you've ever laughed. Connect with a stranger in brotherhood, community, or true love. Learn skills that shape your mind, future, reality. Or just escape for awhile in entertainment. Reddit is hyper-condensed version of the internet and if someone has NEVER been there, its worth browsing for awhile.
clockhanded wow! I’ve never had anyone talk up reddit like that. I’ve always just seen it as a place to either shit post or vent tbh... I’ll look into it :)
PSA it’s not your job to be nice to anyone. If a stranger is bothering you, never be afraid to tell them to fuck off, especially if you are in a public place.
As a seamstress, hours of sewing the same garment gets boring as shit and listening to youtube stories while sewing get me through the day.
The one about driving reckless. I can't agree more. I race, I drift but I do not do any of that with others in the car or when other cars are around (besides others Im racing), if I hit something and kill anyone it will be me, nobody but me. Fuck causing all that pain for other families and imagine surviving and having to live knowing you killed someone or multiple people. Nope fuck that shit.
If a guy makes you feel uncomfortable to around people and loudly say " Sir, I don't want to date you're making me very uncomfortable. If feel violated. I'm afraid."
Then what?
When you stare at a person, not even a quick glance, like a full 2 minutes of staring. I know you like me but god please stop.
And even some winking and eyebrow gestures
STAWBERRY LIPS? BAHAHAHAHAHA
Same here, it's been giraffing me crazy
The lasagna meat lover couldn’t handle extra meat 😂😂🤣😂
I was enjoying a delicious Reese’s cup until I heard “I love Blade Runner. Wesley Snipes is such a badass” and I shotgunned chocolate and peanut butter everywhere
hearing other people's cringe stories helps me with my own anxiety
Me too. Legit laughed until I cried at “chopped liver and Jack Daniel’s “
i'm just here to kill time, i'm on sickleave
* anxiety brofist tho *
During my many years of dating, I found that true gentlemen never had to advertise the fact in conversation. I have a younger half-brother who holds doors open for me, stands up when I come back to the table, and asks if he can bring me anything from the store. I then found out he loves Grand Opera. He and his wife were the best dressed people at my wedding (and that included my SO and I) His mom was the best mom I ever had, we're the biggest s**t kickers, H.P. Lovecraft-reading and Monty Python loving a-holes on the planet and my brother is a secret gentleman, then we insult each other and hate on our horrible cousins. I love him to death.
fuzzy kitties always make me smile :D
“1 hour cringe compilation”
10 minutes and 41 seconds: am I a joke to you?
So to the story where the guy complains about gym shower teacher “willy”, you don’t know true horror, try starting a factory job at a printing plant right after high school, at the end of shift many old men would go to use the locker room shower and sometimes use the urinal before or after the shower completely naked, so being 18 and seeing that many old men give 100% no f**ks is far worse then just the gym teacher lol
A man at work asked me to go kayaking with him. I’m fat. At the time, I didn’t know how to swim and am afraid of water. I hesitated and said “I don’t think that will work”, but I didn’t want to tell him about my fear. He looked down my body and said “I think you’ll fit”. I must’ve looked as mad and annoyed as I was because he stopped talking. We never spoke again.
It was just a deep cringe moment.
The boy who came in my peach… It’s that the plot of a movie 😳
@8:56
Sometimes we don't "send" them most of the time, it's just a bro trying to be a wingman. Most of the time, it's against our will. More often we might just be shy because some girls WILL actually devour us and destroy our precious little self esteem entirely with biting profanity or shaming.
Listening to the beginning wondering if I'm doing any of these and then realizing I'm doing absolutely none of those cringe behaviors feels relieving.
I laughed a little to much at this love these videos
The kids who are insecure about their smiles :((( legit i was that kid, didnt show teeth bc i had just lost some, and now my front teeth are so far out that i still cant smile in pictures. Overbite and double chin and round face do not make for good photos
Its the same for me, i have a hard time closing my mouth too bc of my overbite
"Thwattt'ss tewwwible! I weally fweeell sowwyyy ferrr yoooo gwuyyss!"
I just straight up don't have a smile, at least not on command. If I go with no teeth most people can't even tell, and if I go with teeth it looks like I'm just baring my teeth. School photographers hate me lmao.
The one about CPR made me die, idk what that dude was on. Whatever it was, I want it.
I went to a club with some friends and one dude from the party we were at before jumped in the taxi with us
He kept hitting on the girls (poorly),but he was maybe 1,70m tall and looked like a halloween mask
When they showed no interest and the one girl kept talking to me and ignoring him, he turns to me, looks me in the eyes and grabs my crotch (i'm a dude)
I push him off, warned him not to touch me or anyone else like that or he would regret it
Immeately e started with the i'm sorry, it was just a joke, bla bla bla, and tries to grab it again
Luckily for me i saw his hand that time, and lucky for him i saw the bouncer that was already waiting for me to do something
25:17 “‘why is suicide illegal’”
A guy in rehab who had the same birthday as mine kept trying to put do me. He joined a game of cards against humanity in which I was the only girl dark enough to play all the sickest cards. Since I’d already played the best card scenarios he inherited the best cards while I ended up with the more normal pedestrian hand. My dad tries to outdo me as well and he’s very well educated and I’m a dropout. How does this happen?
An hour of text to speech bot reading ridiculous medical stupidity and malpractice to go with my hour of hardcore grinding on videogames. Delicious.
39:40 The handshake. My ex's new partner tried this one at my step-daughters' wedding. I'd actually offered my hand as a way to let him know there were no hard feelings and that he was welcome to the ex. Forever after he had to bow and scrape whenever he seen me. Had he not tried the alpha shite there would've been no need.
What happened? Did he hurt your hand?
@@MegDoesStuff0 I hurt his hand. He was trying the alpha stuff and it backfired. Like I said, he was grovelling every time I seen him afterwards.
I like the fact that you put the tittle on the top thanks
When he said “if you only bench 130, you’re not telling anyone about it” I felt that. my bench is garbage.
Nobody:
That one kid: DRINK
21:00 Im literally crying at work omggg it makes me want to be a teacher
They call me cringelicious
I was in this class about culture of different countries and the teacher asked do you guys speak any other languages i came out of nowhere and started talking in a shitty jamacian accent got memed for like 5 months after that still makes me wanna curl up in a ball and die
Button haha 😂 I have done similar things in school
Most awkward moment with my first partner? We were in her room going at it in the morning. We’d been dating for a while, had sex a bunch, I stayed over at her place a lot. Later that day her dad suggested we get something to put in between her bed and the wall so we wouldn’t wake him up again. Yikes....
Edit: I went back to see what the askreddit question was and this def wasn’t it but is still a cringey thing from my first relationship aka the relationship I’m still in. This was probably a year ago or so now...
8:29 sonds like something I would do but for the lolz. Also 44:02 the same thing happened to a member of Motley Crue only it was spaghetti.
I get shouted at by passing cars every single time I'm walking on a busy road. 😐
It’s really embarrassing to brag about benching 130lb and he probably would mean 135lb
Lmfao i have a school picture cringe. In like kindergarten i i smiled in a way that makes the tendons in your neck kindof tighten (you kindof bring your lower lip and jaw down a bit and make a huge creeper smile basically idk how to describe it) when my mom saw the pics she was pissed and was like "why did u smile like that" i smiled like that because 5 year old me figured i was smiling REALLY good because i could feel the smile in my neck ROFL wtf.
When I was in 6th grade, there was a girl who didn't know how to read a hand clock.
He interrupt Legion HERASY!!!
Did anyone else get the reference at 5:54-5:57? Lol! C'mon, is there anyone else?
I have a friend that ended up with two different pictures in the yearbook one year and both of them were fricken up. One picture was with his eyes closed 😌 and it was listed with first and last name. The other was him not ready for the picture yet 🙄 and was listed with his middle and last name. We gave him hell about it for a long time. 😂
i once stalked a=my crush, and catfished him. when he asked if he knew me, i tried to play it off, but ultimately said that i did, and asked why his last name changed. in the end, i deleted the account, and i still think about it to this day.
1:30 apparently this is a universal thing because the other night a Korean guy pretty much ragged on all the foreign women he's seen out here in a failed attempt to impress my Brazilian friend... Seriously, who told them this garbage works?
MacBdam
"Dammm Ferriners! Ahm Merican!"
Godess I had a guy start manslpaining how to draw and talk about how great of an artist he was and showing off his art on Instagram. I’m an illustration Major and he new this and he, 1) didn’t ask me once to see mine and 2) was not great at art yet talked to me like I’d never picked up a pencil.
Best cringe (subtly inserts a fortnite screenshot)
40:53 "Girls Are Not To Be Trusted" by Kevin
Lol that Donald Glover (Childish Gambino) reference. Back when he was an NYU college student
Source: ua-cam.com/video/Rcx4_CszaDI/v-deo.html
Was anyone else worried that freak was going to hurt OP's doggo?
drunk men asserting dominance where I'm from results in a king hit. the best-case scenario with that one is a coma and months/years of re-learning to walk, speak, know your family. worst case is you die either from the punch or hitting the ground.
have had family and friends lost to one dickhead being drunk and swinging. it's terrifying to think about, but more than anything just needless tragedy.
please, PLEASE, if you're a man (or person, whatever) who fights when they're drunk or otherwise, you never know when you're going to kill someone and ruin myriad lives. dont swing.
horrorgami
Thank you. I'm reading this sober, but I don't think I'll remember when I'm drunk n swinging.
@@thereisnosanctuary6184 you will remember. you got this cutie
His mom helped do surveillance at the school? Lol ok I guess
welcome to the gun show, where can i buy this
A guy who knows you have a boyfriend and publicly tries to put pressure on you to say you would be his girlfriend is not a nice guy. He was only pretending to be your friend, and no longer wants to waste his time pretending. You were wrong about him being nice. Move on with a clear conscience.
This just helps me figure out why I dont trust guys and that I wanna date a cute girl even more lol
The one where he blows in her nose was the funniest fucking thing
As a shy socially awkward male, this just scares me to ever even attempt at figuring my sh*t out. Some of these are pretty extreme, but some of the more mild ones, I could totally see myself doing just because I don't know any better. I never learned how to be normal. I'm just beta i guess.
He thought it was cute to be unable to use tape to wrap up a box for shipping so I would come over and fix it. He actually tucked his chin in and made big eyes at me. He looked like a little girl!
I liked the video in 2.2 seconds and she busted through my wall and since I didn't have candy she took all my food from my fridge turned my sister into a toad and made my brother only able to speak rooster then took my dog's soul may he rest in peace 😔
Love to hear from someone who dated a neck beard to see if they lived upto the hype.
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Grade. Haha cringe
Honestly i just want a good, sweet guy that looks at least descent
Hey there
12:32 This is the reason poeple open carry.
i was thinking the exact same thing, actually. just carry a 500 s&w mexican style and youll be fine.
"is that a .500 s&w magnum in your pants or are you just happy to see me"
It’s my birthday
* N O O N E C A R E S*
"Equating their value as a person to their car"
Me (a self deprecating meme of a disastrous human being): I have mo car and no value *finger guns*
The guys that do........... Well they do it because is works most of the time, I know guys that do some crazy things, yet there is always new women with em, guys in the gym I know, I cringe for em, when they are the ones that actually did or say it, it goes without saying, sometimes they are weird,
1:04:31
I am single. You are single. Let's go out, and maybe, just maybe, you will get the tip.
Was skipping school with my friend (frienemy) this boy john thought he could show off n rev up his POS blazer n he ended up breaking the Axel on his vehicle! He had to call his gf to pick us up n take us back to school! He had lied to his gf was he was originally going so he had to come up with new lies on y he was with us (my frienemy being his ex gf)
He is still a doucheb acting like this 15yrs later!
i see nothing wrong with these posts. im autistic and dont even know what cringe is
Lambo genie
Could someone please tell me a giraffe joke?
Some giraffes can grow over 18 feet!
But most only grow 4.
@@Sunset553 Haha. Thanks
1:10:10
go to sleep
Trump becoming president
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40 seconds ll im so early
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Perfect for a cringe vid lol
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The whole first 10 minutes is women literally complaining that men show interest in them and try to communicate with them with like 4 instances of actual dude bro behavior.
Like, I'm sorry you have to deal with this guy trying to show you that hes as interested in your personality as he is your looks. If it's that much trouble I'll gladly take him.
So you're supposed to take it, if a dude you're not interested in keeps speaking to you?
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