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  • @jadawozniak8628
    @jadawozniak8628 7 років тому +1883

    "A lot of people call me Joe.... they're wrong.... I like to call myself Joesus"😂😂😂

    • @talia0310
      @talia0310 7 років тому

      Jada Wozniak lol😂

    • @lightx_6584
      @lightx_6584 7 років тому

      Jada Wozniak they're*

    • @hanson2456
      @hanson2456 7 років тому

      +L1GHT umm... It was spelled correctly 😂

    • @lightx_6584
      @lightx_6584 7 років тому

      HANSON24 no they just edited it.

    • @fayehealy5300
      @fayehealy5300 7 років тому

      Jada Wozniak when did he say that

  • @sussiboobear5083
    @sussiboobear5083 7 років тому +2713

    Alfie: Zoey, let's get married
    Zoey: Okey!
    That was so cute tho

  • @96dary
    @96dary 7 років тому +860

    "You alright?"
    "I'm blessed"
    Why did that crack me up so much

  • @MichaelaMahar
    @MichaelaMahar 7 років тому +396

    "Zoey let's get married"
    Out of nowhere "yea ok"

  • @Jelly4Telly
    @Jelly4Telly 7 років тому +2821

    Alfie:"You Alright?"
    Joe:"Im Blessed."
    XD

  • @caspar
    @caspar 7 років тому +5087

    😂this was really funny!

    • @evie9945
      @evie9945 7 років тому +2

      Caspar ily

    • @that3dgybee166
      @that3dgybee166 7 років тому +3

      i love you caspar your better than joe XD :* #teamcaspar

    • @skrates4382
      @skrates4382 7 років тому +2

      Caspar it was

    • @blobbloby2501
      @blobbloby2501 7 років тому +1

      Caspar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please reply ilysfm u r amazing I'm actually so depressed that u and joe moved out

    • @monikakarailieva
      @monikakarailieva 7 років тому +1

      I LOVE YA Caspar

  • @TabbyCat777
    @TabbyCat777 7 років тому +1155

    You should do this with Joe Sugg. You two would get along great.

    • @sophieboult5693
      @sophieboult5693 6 років тому +2

      TabbyCat 777 omg yeh! Hahahah 😂👌👍

    • @SwedishTourist
      @SwedishTourist 5 років тому +2

      Ohh best idea ever hahaha :)

    • @chloeforth5008
      @chloeforth5008 5 років тому +1

      BAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @thenorthernworm
      @thenorthernworm 5 років тому +3

      I was so confused about that for a second and then I realised 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lilycullwick6064
      @lilycullwick6064 5 років тому +3

      Timber Aofie not funny he is joe sugg idiot

  • @Alice-vl9nu
    @Alice-vl9nu 7 років тому +309

    I think Alfie is funnier on other peoples channels thn his own

    • @taffimacharia3968
      @taffimacharia3968 6 років тому +2

      Alice Kjell Kungsberger 9months later... but it’s so truuu!

  • @laurenharvey315
    @laurenharvey315 7 років тому +972

    JOEDAISM RETURNS

    • @laurenharvey315
      @laurenharvey315 7 років тому +49

      I LOVE THIS SERIES😂😂

    • @laurenkyle5912
      @laurenkyle5912 7 років тому +22

      Lauren JOESUS I'm crying 😂😂😂😂

    • @alexl04
      @alexl04 7 років тому

      Lauren H name twins, also this series is my life

    • @jessicafirrell
      @jessicafirrell 7 років тому +3

      Lauren H OMG HAHA YEASSSSS

    • @millie7479
      @millie7479 7 років тому

      Wongism

  • @dylanbradfordmusic
    @dylanbradfordmusic 7 років тому +824

    They cost alot, they sh*t alot, and then they die - Joe Sugg 2016

    • @Jumping4Fun54
      @Jumping4Fun54 7 років тому +20

      Dylan Bradford wait but that's babies too

    • @squidbob2162
      @squidbob2162 7 років тому

      Dylan Bradford Women

    • @benjamindahlgaard5288
      @benjamindahlgaard5288 7 років тому +5

      Dylan Bradford -Joesus 2016*

    • @puggie9018
      @puggie9018 7 років тому +3

      How did this guy get so many likes on a comment when he just copy's what Joe said 🖕🏻

    • @dylanbradfordmusic
      @dylanbradfordmusic 7 років тому

      BenBat Styrer Hahah yeah XD

  • @michellet.3083
    @michellet.3083 7 років тому +188

    "A lot of people call me joe, they're wrong... I like to myself joesus"😂😂👏

  • @kimcurtispersonal
    @kimcurtispersonal 7 років тому +1239

    "What if it came out with webbed feet? Would you vlog it?"

    • @lauren6725
      @lauren6725 7 років тому +187

      'what if it came out with 3 legs? would you throw it away?'

    • @jessepill7090
      @jessepill7090 7 років тому +44

      Kim Curtis I fucking died at both parts it was so funny lol

    • @ge0rg1na88
      @ge0rg1na88 7 років тому

      Kim Curtis in crying

    • @itshannah6276
      @itshannah6276 6 років тому

      He said flog it x

    • @sophieslayage4506
      @sophieslayage4506 6 років тому

      It’s Hannah no,Vlog it

  • @sydclem
    @sydclem 7 років тому +1550

    this is legit my fav series of joes 😂

    • @norai6243
      @norai6243 7 років тому +4

      ClementineTheGamer .....his name is Joeses............
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

    • @cyberkitty3023
      @cyberkitty3023 7 років тому +8

      Zoey Frey 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @jplayzzz7950
      @jplayzzz7950 7 років тому +21

      Joe's series!? No, it's Breverend's series and it's disrespectful to call him by his name, Joeses.

    • @-maddie-943
      @-maddie-943 7 років тому +3

      J Playz omg! 😂😂 that's the best reply to a comment I've ever seen

    • @-pippa-4124
      @-pippa-4124 7 років тому +3

      ClementineTheGamer same! 😂

  • @gabrielledosland6402
    @gabrielledosland6402 7 років тому +3244

    I think he should get Tanya burr on the UA-cam confessional , I'm sure she has plenty to confess

  • @Lucia-ir6id
    @Lucia-ir6id 7 років тому +1521

    I finding it hard to tell if Alfie is sarcastically saying a lot of stuff 😂

    • @linsaylong4183
      @linsaylong4183 7 років тому +10

      Blah Blah same

    • @charlottea
      @charlottea 7 років тому +50

      Blah Blah Ikr he's being sarcastic but does he mean it at the same time😂

    • @sisterstarbucks3566
      @sisterstarbucks3566 7 років тому +6

      Blah Blah are they even dating

    • @YanieSicard
      @YanieSicard 7 років тому +4

      Cutie Cupcake308 no they aren't

    • @pelly1020
      @pelly1020 7 років тому +1

      looool

  • @mrnudl1000
    @mrnudl1000 7 років тому +223

    "Zoey lets get married"
    "Okay" 😂

  • @am-wr6ws
    @am-wr6ws 7 років тому +1171

    it must be sooo awful having fans pitch up at your house. i can't believe there are parents out there who think that's okay??

    • @LittleMissSparklexxo
      @LittleMissSparklexxo 7 років тому +28

      I know its like ??!! who actually thinks thats ok

    • @anyesepalermo8339
      @anyesepalermo8339 7 років тому +61

      It's so fucking dumb! It's their home, its really wrong to just turn up and expect things. How is it okay?

    • @ellyseheycott
      @ellyseheycott 7 років тому +24

      Amber P. yeah its crazy how some parents go along with that , i feel so sorry for them that they cant have privacy in their own home, like everyone should be able too

    • @LittleMissSparklexxo
      @LittleMissSparklexxo 7 років тому +16

      I was literally shocked that people actually think they could do that

    • @hannahplas2495
      @hannahplas2495 7 років тому +13

      Amber P. Yeah! I would call the police, tbh...

  • @julitaswiatek1
    @julitaswiatek1 7 років тому +772

    i'm dying XDDD in the last one on the question "how many youtubers have you slept with" zoey said "alfie deyes" and now alfie is saying none XDD

    • @rach6670
      @rach6670 7 років тому +1

      Julita Świątek ikr 😂

    • @adamboof6769
      @adamboof6769 7 років тому +8

      Julita Świątek he's kidding you idiot

    • @karolinam7962
      @karolinam7962 7 років тому +3

      dont be mean to people cause you wouldnt like it if people were mean to you

    • @timidelle1127
      @timidelle1127 7 років тому +3

      hej, Polska!

    • @julitaswiatek1
      @julitaswiatek1 7 років тому +3

      Christopher Ordonez um yeah, I'm aware, I was having a laugh too

  • @twentynecrybabiespanicking8373
    @twentynecrybabiespanicking8373 7 років тому +1054

    when Alfie said "why you waftin your gooch?" i laughed so hard

    • @letmetrythis7758
      @letmetrythis7758 7 років тому +4

      Miranda Owen Winter same!!!!

    • @leilanurbhai6072
      @leilanurbhai6072 7 років тому +6

      TwentyØneCryBabiesPanickingAtTheNeighbourhood I love your name

    • @553zz
      @553zz 7 років тому

      TwentyØneCryBabiesPanickingAtTheNeighbourhood I love your profile picture

    • @naresereynolds6191
      @naresereynolds6191 7 років тому

      GOOCH

    • @paigechinnock1881
      @paigechinnock1881 7 років тому

      TwentyØneCryBabiesPanickingAtTheNeighbourhood ...

  • @girlinglitterful
    @girlinglitterful 7 років тому +287

    Alfie - "I've made over 1000 videos so?"
    Joe - *claps* "what do you want a f****** medal😂
    Who else died on this part?

  • @rmoira6
    @rmoira6 7 років тому +963

    Reverend.... please have Joe Sugg on your show.

  • @sahra6383
    @sahra6383 7 років тому +2201

    I swear joe is so funny I'm dead😂😭

    • @emzyem4503
      @emzyem4503 7 років тому +4

      sahra farah 😂😂😂😂

    • @aimeemyers2268
      @aimeemyers2268 7 років тому +5

      sahra farah Brevrend* 😂😂

    • @xAviatior
      @xAviatior 7 років тому +4

      Amiee Rose |-/

    • @lucyjones3171
      @lucyjones3171 7 років тому

      Reagen kawaiiness yeah

    • @josiesloth1501
      @josiesloth1501 7 років тому

      sahra farah yes me to be is so funny 😆

  • @katiejamieson9278
    @katiejamieson9278 7 років тому +206

    Why is alfie all of a sudden really attractive in this video wtf

    • @jt-qj8iu
      @jt-qj8iu 7 років тому +14

      cap makes guys look good

    • @BlastaCola
      @BlastaCola 7 років тому +21

      Katie Jamieson he is attractive all the time

    • @beakatriu1557
      @beakatriu1557 7 років тому +7

      I thought Alfie was always attractive

    • @sweetchick10011
      @sweetchick10011 7 років тому +2

      Katie Jamieson I'm so happy you said this because I was thinking the exact same

    • @susila1188
      @susila1188 7 років тому +2

      It's the lighting :D

  • @ellaisnotme
    @ellaisnotme 7 років тому +2374

    Caspar lee has to be next lol! Like if you agree

  • @chloethebrunette2272
    @chloethebrunette2272 7 років тому +674

    when alfie said bloody hell,he sounded like ron weasley

    • @chloethebrunette2272
      @chloethebrunette2272 7 років тому +6

      +RDragon well in true harry potter fashion,BLIMEY!!!

    • @bigfanofeveryone
      @bigfanofeveryone 7 років тому +6

      ChloeTheBrunette 227 sounds like Crowley from supernatural

    • @laceysarah6724
      @laceysarah6724 7 років тому +1

      ChloeTheBrunette 227 that is soo funny.xxx he sounded weird

    • @mikearagon29fgzkxjzmxji
      @mikearagon29fgzkxjzmxji 7 років тому

      exactly my thought!!

    • @-a4682
      @-a4682 7 років тому +83

      I think anyone who is British and says bloody hell sounds like Ron

  • @EllaMastersTv
    @EllaMastersTv 7 років тому +704

    Who else agrees that Joe's videos are so creative?
    They really inspire fellow content creators like me :)

    • @juliaspencer2879
      @juliaspencer2879 7 років тому +7

      He is so funny as well

    • @hartbigforever7004
      @hartbigforever7004 7 років тому +1

      OMG Ella I love your videos!

    • @malayaarabasi342
      @malayaarabasi342 7 років тому +4

      Just checked your channel out, subscribed immediately!

    • @dot4464
      @dot4464 7 років тому +10

      he's one of the only original youtubers left on this platform tbh

    • @bquncy550
      @bquncy550 6 років тому

      Ella Masters I agree 100%

  • @kcanderson6221
    @kcanderson6221 7 років тому +128

    By far one of my favourite videos of yours, Joe. Absolutely hilarious😂
    Alfie = "you alright?"
    Joe = "I'm blessed" 😂😂😂

  • @k.w1888
    @k.w1888 7 років тому +429

    I NEEEEEEDDDD DAN AND PHIL ON THIS SERIES

    • @__-rp7or
      @__-rp7or 7 років тому

      phanic! trash at the disco Wolfe yesssssssss

    • @katsign8942
      @katsign8942 7 років тому

      Omg yasss!!

    • @jolynnejohn9771
      @jolynnejohn9771 7 років тому +1

      YES PLEASE

    • @jamimarj5253
      @jamimarj5253 7 років тому

      yess

    • @issagrace833
      @issagrace833 7 років тому +7

      one does not simply join the phandom you name is so true. You don't join, you are born into it

  • @PatelRhea
    @PatelRhea 7 років тому +1721

    Who else wants the UA-cam boyband to get together for a Christmas single? Imagine

    • @avery-kz1bx
      @avery-kz1bx 7 років тому

      Rhea Patel omg

    • @lydiasahnine7987
      @lydiasahnine7987 7 років тому +2

      it would be a christmas miracle lol

    • @pseudopixzie
      @pseudopixzie 7 років тому

      OMG!! YASSSS!!!!

    • @laura5sos37
      @laura5sos37 7 років тому

      Rhea Patel omg

    • @samiaalivia5674
      @samiaalivia5674 7 років тому +2

      Rhea Patel I love the UA-cam boy band. Sometimes I sing All About You because I've watched it so many times.

  • @emilyisenhower3100
    @emilyisenhower3100 7 років тому +99

    "how many youtubers have you slept with?" "none" YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE

  • @xlaurensxx
    @xlaurensxx 7 років тому +115

    "Ill throw hot water on her" damn dont anger alfie 😂😂😂

    • @landjareemosquishes.4992
      @landjareemosquishes.4992 7 років тому +1

      Lauren Stephen I love your profile picture

    • @xlaurensxx
      @xlaurensxx 7 років тому

      L Wisterman thanks lol ive had it for too long because couldnt be bothered to change it

  • @karanchaudhary451
    @karanchaudhary451 7 років тому +42

    Alfie-"You alright"
    Joe-"I am blessed"
    lmao😂😂

  • @Emsgems613
    @Emsgems613 7 років тому +2406

    OMG PLEASE KEEP DOING THESE VIDEOS!!!! THEY ARE AMAZING!

  • @celestejourdenais7131
    @celestejourdenais7131 7 років тому +586

    when you're on time and you don't know what to comment

  • @Kenz-ue6yn
    @Kenz-ue6yn 2 роки тому +23

    3:25 4 years later they are parents and Joe is an uncle

  • @novababy4307
    @novababy4307 7 років тому +46

    When he said the baby came out with three legs would you throw it away 😂😂😂😂

  • @MC-vc4ft
    @MC-vc4ft 7 років тому +236

    i love the way these videos are filmed and edited

    • @MC-vc4ft
      @MC-vc4ft 7 років тому +47

      "if it had webbed feet would you vlog it" ahah

  • @jessicakilfoil5822
    @jessicakilfoil5822 7 років тому +791

    joe is so cheeky and sarcastic! I love it

    • @slsnnnn
      @slsnnnn 7 років тому +52

      Jessica Kilfoil Yes! He deserves every single one of his subscribers and more! Many of the youtubers in his friend group seem to have gone out of ideas, but Joe never fails!

    • @moodykid2124
      @moodykid2124 7 років тому

      Jessica Kilfoil

    • @livhancock3798
      @livhancock3798 7 років тому +1

      Jessica Kilfoil yes he is!

  • @katedavis9239
    @katedavis9239 7 років тому +51

    Joe : loud noises coming from you and my sisters room
    Alfie : hahha
    Joe in his head : AWNSER ME

  • @euty_i_a_minsta
    @euty_i_a_minsta 7 років тому +34

    joe: what if it comes out with we webed fingers
    alfie: hahahaha ha
    joe: would you vlog it?

  • @user-ip6sd3rh3o
    @user-ip6sd3rh3o 7 років тому +1287

    Who chews the inside of there mouth? I do

    • @harrycohan01
      @harrycohan01 7 років тому +1

      Who Hate's Donald Trump I do

    • @Zeenat7861
      @Zeenat7861 7 років тому

      Who Hate's Donald Trump I do!!

    • @blarg2402
      @blarg2402 7 років тому +5

      Who Hate's Donald Trump Who doesn't?

    • @Zeenat7861
      @Zeenat7861 7 років тому +1

      Mixed Naruto some people think it's abnormal to do that

    • @abigailthomas9226
      @abigailthomas9226 7 років тому +1

      Who Hate's Donald Trump I chew my lip

  • @zahraabbas9654
    @zahraabbas9654 7 років тому +174

    "How many UA-camrs have you slept with?"
    "None" ...?

  • @kateknight1393
    @kateknight1393 11 місяців тому +2

    Omg my heart melted when he said he'd want his years to come knowing they now have 2 ❤❤❤

  • @asahnii7926
    @asahnii7926 7 років тому +44

    "I'll just pour some hot water on her."
    O.O
    Bloody hell

  • @olivialayla6916
    @olivialayla6916 7 років тому +552

    I love these so much, please do more!

    • @emzyem4503
      @emzyem4503 7 років тому +32

      Haley Jules yeah he totally should ✌🏻️

  • @Abir-Kl
    @Abir-Kl 7 років тому +1570

    I wanna see KSI and Caspar in this

    • @joliesanderson7262
      @joliesanderson7262 7 років тому +4

      Abir Ahmad yasss

    • @omarrr3684
      @omarrr3684 7 років тому +55

      Throw in Oli white :)

    • @misscreepypasda6179
      @misscreepypasda6179 7 років тому +47

      & dan howell

    • @Slim57
      @Slim57 7 років тому +2

      No you really dont the kind of shit they're hiding is stuff you dont want to know about

    • @faybryans8647
      @faybryans8647 7 років тому

      miss creepypasda ! yes

  • @belladelrosario8146
    @belladelrosario8146 7 років тому +105

    lord and savior joesus christ

  • @sunnyharris1974
    @sunnyharris1974 2 роки тому +8

    “would u ever have kids with her” and now look at them:(((

  • @Incognito16527
    @Incognito16527 7 років тому +160

    Marcus Butler btw "some people call me joesos " 😂😂😂

    • @marksaid6587
      @marksaid6587 7 років тому +2

      That cracked me up well! :D

  • @MeganBlancoitsme
    @MeganBlancoitsme 7 років тому +281

    Outfit on point Joe 👌🏻👌🏻 really fits you

    • @MeganBlancoitsme
      @MeganBlancoitsme 7 років тому

      😂😂❤️

    • @daviescout375
      @daviescout375 7 років тому

      Megan Blanco Lololol hahah it does 😂

    • @hollyfray5469
      @hollyfray5469 7 років тому +1

      Your cover of I Don't Want To Live Forever is so good! 😍💕

    • @vjhj3480
      @vjhj3480 7 років тому +2

      Megan Blanco listen...he is not Joe he is Joesus 😂

  • @textstories2621
    @textstories2621 7 років тому +50

    So surprised he said Taylor Swift and not Emma Watson 🤔

  • @hannawalsh8409
    @hannawalsh8409 7 років тому +13

    "what would you do if you had a kid and it came out with three legs, would you throw it away?" 😂😂 I just lost it... 2am and I almost fell off my bed

  • @beinghay7383
    @beinghay7383 7 років тому +179

    "If I'm still with her" WHAT DO U MEAN ALFIE???? #ZAFLIE FOREVER

  • @danbrydges
    @danbrydges 7 років тому +509

    it's not £1m it's just £995,000

    • @amfuller1
      @amfuller1 7 років тому +15

      well he didn't lie did he. LOL

    • @user-wo8nb9nz6k
      @user-wo8nb9nz6k 7 років тому +22

      belle xx it's also because of the location. When the location is good the price is more

    • @fizzyhog
      @fizzyhog 7 років тому +3

      Have you ever tried to buy a house in Brighton or Hove? A nice one bedroom flat with no garden costs at least £350,000- I fully believe that theirs cost almost £1,000,000! In some parts of london 1m wont even get you a one bed flat.

    • @fizzyhog
      @fizzyhog 7 років тому +22

      www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-46565435.html
      Here you go! It sold for £935,000.

    • @thefioretta100
      @thefioretta100 7 років тому +5

      fizzyhog Wow, you found it! Good work!!

  • @maddyharding673
    @maddyharding673 3 роки тому +16

    “Would you ever have kids with her?” Watching in 2021 after they’ve announced they’re pregnant

  • @ulvrk
    @ulvrk 7 років тому +180

    I clicked so fast when I saw this

  • @Masala_Pizzaa
    @Masala_Pizzaa 7 років тому +366

    22 million rupees is 256,389.540 British Pounds

    • @46-meghanac48
      @46-meghanac48 7 років тому +2

      Pirate of the Sea of Monsters love you for correcting him!💙💙

    • @Masala_Pizzaa
      @Masala_Pizzaa 7 років тому

      Meghana C love you, too!

    • @leslyruiz9765
      @leslyruiz9765 7 років тому

      Pirate of the Sea of Monsters And how many dollars is that
      Sorry im from California

    • @Masala_Pizzaa
      @Masala_Pizzaa 7 років тому +7

      Lesly Ruiz Its 325,996.220 US Dollars.
      There's a wonderful thing called as Google, my friend. Please use that to convert money in the future. All you have to do is type-"22 million inr (or rupees) to usd."

    • @asmakhan2065
      @asmakhan2065 7 років тому +6

      You also have to take into consideration the fact that many countries have ruppees as a currency, and they all have different values. (Pakistan, India, and idk there's probably more)

  • @sheerqueenattack180
    @sheerqueenattack180 7 років тому +196

    Joe looked so disappointed when Alfie said he was alright 😂

    • @sheerqueenattack180
      @sheerqueenattack180 7 років тому +6

      AND OMFG I KNEW HE'D ANSWER "TAYLOR SWIFT"

    • @sophiebivens9510
      @sophiebivens9510 7 років тому +5

      Sandy Ann i thought he was gonna say emma watson 😂

    • @tyresem6142
      @tyresem6142 7 років тому +4

      i love when i read a comment about the part im watching

    • @zainmaan2825
      @zainmaan2825 7 років тому +1

      Sophie Bivens Me 2!

  • @kaylasansom1126
    @kaylasansom1126 7 років тому +222

    Do Dan and Phil it would be piss funny

    • @misseweasley2244
      @misseweasley2244 7 років тому +3

      Kayla- Holly Sansom I agree

    • @kaylasansom1126
      @kaylasansom1126 7 років тому +5

      missE weasley I feel like Dan would have a lot of good answers

    • @misseweasley2244
      @misseweasley2244 7 років тому +4

      Kayla- Holly Sansom obviously

    • @kaylasansom1126
      @kaylasansom1126 7 років тому +4

      missE weasley Phil would stutter alot

    • @richieroo-ju2fw
      @richieroo-ju2fw 7 років тому

      Kayla- Holly Sansom it would be piss funny? Wtf does that mean 😑😒

  • @beewitched9887
    @beewitched9887 7 років тому +21

    "What if it came out with webbed fingers? Would you vlog it?" Joesus, 2016

  • @MiguelCostaY
    @MiguelCostaY 7 років тому +446

    I wish I had youtuber friends to collab with... I dont even have friends...

  • @chloeisnot0nfire16
    @chloeisnot0nfire16 7 років тому +538

    I have said this before and I will say it again if I don't see Daniel James Howell or Phil Michael Lester in one of the youtuber confessionals I will take some kind of action or something similar well I cant do anything but just please the whole phandom needs you to do this please Joesus please

    • @bookmilla8616
      @bookmilla8616 7 років тому +5

      Chloeisnot0nfire 1 i saw their names now im here hi

    • @reganwitherstone594
      @reganwitherstone594 7 років тому +6

      Chloeisnot0nfire 1 yes we need this more than we need air

    • @libby4943
      @libby4943 7 років тому +22

      Why is the 'phandom' so annoying, not everything has to include them! I guess there okay but all the annoying supporters just need to stay with them and stop commenting about them on other youtubers posts, because frankly no one cares

    • @reganwitherstone594
      @reganwitherstone594 7 років тому +7

      Glk124 5 its not just the phandom thats doing this tho if you scroll down youll see other suggestions, its just more ppl want dan and phil on 💁

    • @monkeygif5543
      @monkeygif5543 7 років тому +10

      Chloeisnot0nfire 1 tf why are the phandom so annoying, dan and phil don't have to be part of everything

  • @lulugardner3
    @lulugardner3 3 роки тому +9

    Watching this in 2021 when Alfie is gonna become a dad is so cute

  • @leahmatthews9472
    @leahmatthews9472 7 років тому +61

    THEYE COST ALOT , THEYE SHIT ALOT ... AND THEN THEY DIE dunno why but I'm like dieing right now 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😄🤣

    • @zgsi3986
      @zgsi3986 7 років тому

      leah matthews subscribe to my channel

    • @annabeljamrs5243
      @annabeljamrs5243 7 років тому +2

      leah matthews hahahahahaha

  • @tbhbyron
    @tbhbyron 7 років тому +115

    i feel like i've been waiting for this FOREVER

    • @celestejourdenais7131
      @celestejourdenais7131 7 років тому +6

      TBHBYRON I see you everywhere I swear

    • @zaralees
      @zaralees 7 років тому +5

      TBHBYRON same ever since he vlogged it I've been waiting

    • @tbhbyron
      @tbhbyron 7 років тому +1

      my channel & subscribers are blowing up so fast because of this comment thankyou so much!!💗

  • @ljc4137
    @ljc4137 7 років тому +259

    Greet video and I have just noticed how long Alfie's eyebrows are

    • @sanyasartorius3726
      @sanyasartorius3726 7 років тому +6

      Leahjade Craddock2006 lmao they are long arent they haha😂💖

    • @sanyasartorius3726
      @sanyasartorius3726 7 років тому +2

      Leahjade Craddock2006 add me on snapchat well if u want lmao💖
      smasih04

  • @thegracken1290
    @thegracken1290 7 років тому +108

    You should do one with dan and phil

    • @poppy9101
      @poppy9101 7 років тому +14

      PLEASE DO ONE WITH DAN AND PHIL

  • @jutatamasaityte4052
    @jutatamasaityte4052 7 років тому +8

    "someone's been watching my videos" omg😂 don't know why but I laughed

  • @zh5566
    @zh5566 7 років тому +212

    Who else wants to see him do this with LIZZZA?

  • @annabellestamper7142
    @annabellestamper7142 7 років тому +358

    It's funny how joe was so serious making this 😂 x

    • @norai6243
      @norai6243 7 років тому +8

      Annabelle Stamper Joeses....not joe😂😂😂😂😂

    • @annabellestamper7142
      @annabellestamper7142 7 років тому

      Zoey Frey oh yeah, my mistake 😂

    • @SH-vh6mq
      @SH-vh6mq 7 років тому +3

      Annabelle Stamper Ikr Omagod 😂

    • @s.r5394
      @s.r5394 7 років тому +20

      Annabelle Stamper did you mean breverand

  • @ranib8248
    @ranib8248 7 років тому +5

    this is seriously the best series on Joe's channel I never want this to end!

  • @tomhayes413
    @tomhayes413 7 років тому +150

    What I if told you
    That you read the first line wrong

    • @tialazar6694
      @tialazar6694 7 років тому

      Thomas Hayes omg hahaha

    • @raeeseramzan
      @raeeseramzan 7 років тому

      Thomas Hayes I changed it

    • @notsxph6722
      @notsxph6722 6 років тому +1

      nope!

    • @Amy21650
      @Amy21650 5 років тому

      Thomas Hayes omg I actually read it wrong as well! 😂😂

    • @thenorthernworm
      @thenorthernworm 5 років тому

      I DIDN'T!!! YOU ATE FALSE!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

  • @Sophie-xb2iy
    @Sophie-xb2iy 7 років тому +109

    I feel like throughout this whole video they were trying to hint that Zalfie are getting married!...😂

  • @ilysaemerson
    @ilysaemerson 7 років тому +372

    Why did he lie about not sleeping with any youtubers???

    • @lauracooper6651
      @lauracooper6651 7 років тому +49

      Ilysa Emerson He was just keeping it as private as possible. I can't imagine him talking about sex.

    • @aishaadean09
      @aishaadean09 7 років тому +94

      Ilysa Emerson because its kind of obvious answer 😂

    • @rach6670
      @rach6670 7 років тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @rach6670
      @rach6670 7 років тому +4

      Jennifer H i bet joe is reading our convo like wtf they are weird and nosey 😂

    • @niamhfootball6777
      @niamhfootball6777 7 років тому +14

      Ilysa Emerson hes messing about, joking about him and zoe😂

  • @crispychicken1157
    @crispychicken1157 7 років тому +20

    we can't just come in and play with nala😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lilybellek
    @lilybellek 3 роки тому +4

    aww they're having a kid now

  • @debrakinne3866
    @debrakinne3866 7 років тому +143

    Good job Joe #7 on trending

  • @shaylamp4484
    @shaylamp4484 7 років тому +76

    Loud noises coming from you and my sisters room?! 😂😂😂

  • @IK4162_
    @IK4162_ 7 років тому +12

    these confessionals crack me up Joe's a nutter

  • @abdallahmuhtaseb9466
    @abdallahmuhtaseb9466 2 роки тому +5

    Me watching it im2021 knowing they are having a kid

  • @yoniceskirtloey6992
    @yoniceskirtloey6992 7 років тому +225

    What if ur kid comes out with three legs? Would u throw it away? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA MEANT ALLY BROKE DOWN... XDXDXDXD JEKENWMWLA... LOVE YA JOE

    • @yoniceskirtloey6992
      @yoniceskirtloey6992 7 років тому +4

      Mentally*

    • @0xhaderx072
      @0xhaderx072 7 років тому +1

      Snanny loves joe sugg i wouldnt throw the bubba, id love it no matter what

    • @yoniceskirtloey6992
      @yoniceskirtloey6992 7 років тому +1

      TheMost Unknown I don't see why u would throw ur kid away... Ud love them for who they are... *insert blush emoji*

  • @niamh.elizabeth
    @niamh.elizabeth 7 років тому +80

    "That'll make the daily mail" 😂 I laughed so much

  • @justemilytom9787
    @justemilytom9787 7 років тому +2

    Really liking this series, keep it up!

  • @izzierose2
    @izzierose2 7 років тому +11

    "yeah if I'm still with her in years to come" YOU BETTER BE ZALFIE BABIES

  • @sessyashok5147
    @sessyashok5147 7 років тому +44

    Can you do the youtuber confessionals with Caspar, Oli white, Tanya, Jim, Marcus, Naomi, KSI, Comedy Shorts Gamer and some of the American youtubers

  • @jalpaca1264
    @jalpaca1264 7 років тому +165

    I'm hoping this becomes a web series 💗🎉

  • @asher5473
    @asher5473 3 роки тому +3

    they’re having a baby now 😭♥️

  • @Mickerama
    @Mickerama 7 років тому

    love this series, keep up the great work Joe

  • @ameliahickey968
    @ameliahickey968 7 років тому +168

    DO THIS WITH CASPAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MeganBlancoitsme
    @MeganBlancoitsme 7 років тому +175

    3:14 to 3:18 😂😂😂 hahahah

  • @user-lk6wl7bo4d
    @user-lk6wl7bo4d 7 років тому +35

    Breverend, please have Dan and Phil in your confessional booth.

  • @tumblr.trash.1424
    @tumblr.trash.1424 7 років тому +12

    Joesus is my new man crush Monday 😂

  • @emdemtay4eva
    @emdemtay4eva 7 років тому +39

    Came out with webbed fingers would you vlog it, man that line got me so good had to pause & comment and die of laughter

    • @emdemtay4eva
      @emdemtay4eva 7 років тому +11

      Secret marriage vlog for the clickbait

  • @shannontaylor9774
    @shannontaylor9774 7 років тому +124

    Do this with dan and Phil please

  • @emchao5986
    @emchao5986 7 років тому +86

    Can you do another UA-camr Confessional with Dan and Phil

    • @moonlitlex2504
      @moonlitlex2504 7 років тому

      Em Chao OMGGGG yesssssssssss!!

    • @krajinaela
      @krajinaela 7 років тому +2

      Em Chao YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS

  • @erinx2803
    @erinx2803 6 років тому +5

    “I’ve made over 1,000 videos”
    **joe claps** “what do u want a f**king medal?” 😂😂😂

  • @isabelramos5346
    @isabelramos5346 7 років тому +87

    Plz do this with Dan and Phil but do it separately like what you did with zoey and alfie

  • @Pinknfluffyfairy
    @Pinknfluffyfairy 7 років тому +32

    Can't believe how laid back Alfie was with those

  • @mariannita8294
    @mariannita8294 7 років тому +15

    Please do the next youtuber confessional with Caspar

  • @emilymosca781
    @emilymosca781 7 років тому +2

    This is one of those videos that I've watched over 20 times and still crack up every time lol