Go Teach Yourself: Stuyvesant English Teachers Open Mic 2016

Here are the lyrics.
How do these scrawny, nerdy, nervous and thirsty
Eighth-graders, surging down Chambers, past haters
From middle school, two hours each way from Queens…
Grow up to be the class of ’16?
All the times that you rained tears for your grade
And all the clubs you hung around or just made
You broke a record of cuts
Ohhh for goodness sake
You think I'm crying
Oh my ohhh, well I ain't!
Your paper’s not on Turnitin
And you didn’t think anyone saw you in the pool - Well, we did
But you’re still our favorites
You’re listening to Hotline Bling
Hamilton and Bey on shuffle - racing for your first class
picking up your late pass
Pajama day, nerd day-- aren’t those every day?
Four years are forever till they slip away.
You’ve been so caught up in your work
Didn’t see what’s going on
but come next fall:
you will be sleeping in a dorm
CHORUS
Cause if you like the way we taught you here,
Seniors now it’s time to teach yourself
We know you’ll miss your fam and the class of ‘16,
Seniors, now it’s time to take your selfie!
For all the times that Trump told you you’re small
Just know that we're so proud of you standin' tall
You’ll walk across that stage at Carnegie Hall
and make sure he’ll never put up that wall
Your paper’s not on Turnitin
And you didn’t think anyone saw you in the pool - Well, we did
But you’re still our favorites
You’re listening to Hotline Bling
Hamilton and Bey on shuffle - racing for your first class
picking up your late pass
Pajama day, nerd day-- aren’t those every day?
Four years are forever till they slip away.
You’ve been so caught up in your work
Didn’t see what’s going on
but come next fall:
you will be sleeping in a dorm
Cause if you like the way we taught you here,
seniors now it’s time to teach yourself
We know you’ll miss your fam and the class of ‘16,
Seniors, now it’s time to take your selfie!
HORN SOLO
Cause if you like the way we taught you here,
seniors now it’s time to teach yourself
We know you’ll miss your fam and the class of ‘16,
Seniors, now it’s time to take your selfie!